Battleblock Theater _ THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

The Game Night Debacle: A Tale of Friendship and Frustration

It was a night that would go down in history as one of the most epic game nights ever. The group of friends had gathered together, eager to put their skills to the test and emerge victorious. But as the evening wore on, it became clear that this was not going to be your average game night.

As the players sat down at the table, they knew that they were in for a challenge. They had been warned about the stakes: whoever won would receive a whopping 100,000 subscribers. The tension was palpable as they began to play, each player determined to come out on top. But as the game heated up, it became clear that not everyone was taking it seriously.

"I don't know if I care who wins," one of the players said, shrugging his shoulders. "We're just here for fun." But their teammate shot back, "No way, we need to win this. It's too much at stake." The group began to debate the merits of winning versus losing, with some arguing that it was all about having a good time and others insisting that they needed to come out on top.

As the game continued, things started to get heated. Players began to get frustrated with each other, and the trash talk started to flow. "You're going down!" one player exclaimed, as another shot back, "Oh yeah? Watch this!" The banter was relentless, but it seemed like everyone was just having a blast.

But then, things took a turn for the worse. One of the players got frustrated with his own performance and began to vent about it. "I don't know what's wrong with me," he said, slamming his fist on the table. "I'm just not good enough!" His teammate tried to calm him down, but it was too late. The player stormed off, leaving the rest of the group in a lurch.

The game continued without him, but it was clear that things were never going to be the same. The group was now divided, with some players still keen on winning and others just happy to have had a good time. As they finally wrapped up the night, it was clear that this had been one of those nights where friendships were tested.

The players all agreed that it had been an epic game night, but not in a good way. They laughed about their mistakes and joked about their frustrations, but deep down, they knew that things would never be the same. The camaraderie that they shared was still there, but it had been tempered by the frustration and disappointment of a night that had gone wrong.

As they parted ways, each player couldn't help but wonder what could have been. Had they taken the game more seriously? Could they have avoided some of the conflicts that had erupted during the night? The questions swirled in their minds as they went their separate ways, each one left to ponder the what-ifs of a night that would never be forgotten.

The Cannon Conundrum

As the group sat around the table, they suddenly found themselves face-to-face with a new challenge: a cannon. It was a surprise move by one of the players, who had been quietly observing from the sidelines. "I'm going to make you all sorry," he said with a grin, as he pulled out his controller and began to adjust the settings.

The group looked on in confusion as the player explained that this was part of a secret game mode they had discovered online. It involved navigating through a series of challenges, each one more treacherous than the last. The stakes were high: whoever emerged victorious would be declared the ultimate champion.

But just as things were getting underway, another player intervened, shouting "Hey, wait! We can't do this!" The group fell silent, looking at each other in confusion. What was going on? Why had this player suddenly decided to intervene?

The explanation that followed was a long and winding one, involving keyboard shortcuts and controller adapters. But the basic gist of it was that the player had somehow managed to hack into the game system using a combination of special moves and keyboard commands. It was a move that left everyone in awe.

As the group continued to play, they found themselves caught up in the excitement of the moment. The cannons were a surprise, but they quickly became an integral part of the gameplay experience. Players took turns navigating through the challenges, each one more daunting than the last.

But as the night wore on, it became clear that something was amiss. One player began to get frustrated with his own performance, shouting "This is ridiculous!" and "I'm never playing this game again!" The group tried to calm him down, but it was too late. He stormed off, leaving the rest of the group to wonder what had just happened.

The End Game

As the night finally came to a close, the players sat back to reflect on what had transpired. It had been an epic game night, full of twists and turns that neither they nor their opponents could have predicted. The camaraderie was still there, but it had been tempered by the frustration and disappointment of a night that had gone wrong.

As they parted ways, each player couldn't help but wonder what could have been. Had they taken the game more seriously? Could they have avoided some of the conflicts that had erupted during the night? The questions swirled in their minds as they went their separate ways, each one left to ponder the what-ifs of a night that would never be forgotten.

And so, the night ended with a sense of uncertainty. Would they ever gather again for another epic game night? Only time would tell. But one thing was certain: this group of friends had been forever changed by the events of that fateful evening.

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winning Bob are we winning just color just color every block you see if it's flashing you can steal it from the other team okay what is I mean I'm a pro watch touch it just touch it emoji at this game your MLG level battleblock theater should get my abot MLG had I got a pack so I put that on okay that do ya yes tip guard oh just get them off okay whatever you say boss don't ever don't ever get you know I'm a team but I'm helping you anyway because I'm a good guy thank wait only the flashing boys if they're flashing the ming's they haven't been committed to the color yet oh okay oh yeah yeah did we win you don't even know what you're doing I'm teaching you the game up in here yeah exactly have you not seen our drug minecraft you still got me oh yes right I told you that we were gonna invite diction to a drug minecraft but I forgot you mean we brought captain spirals hop did I get drunk like that just a couple times a week okay like all day - like not even just at nighttime that's good yeah yeah no it's perfect especially when I go on dates and I'm already hammered well that means you're just cheap we're very expensive well I don't they don't need to buy me any drinks that's for sure okay hey don't you dare make those dream no no not happening no siree Bob no siree Bob I think I'm beating him that's what I'm doing we win I will steal everything from you this is my goal right now in life I think we took advantage of us taking advantage of diction all right these moving platforms up every time how do you throw a I'm good I'm good no no good stupid greenies what about the Greenies I will do this again I will do this again I will play this game it was a fun game head again cool okay i'm peacing out thank you fighting to color anything around very much at all - throughout I'm just fighting trying to get packets great bag up here love me oh god is icier where the eyes come from I don't see no eyes it's the icy stuff oh my god you know the things that are frozen No oh really tell me miss I know again now I refuse a my MVP again oh you're not cutting it Wade or bullet there ain't before like I have yeah I played something before I really wish that my controller would work that's what I wish different to this this this right is where you go and you get a you get a pig and you have to steal the pig all right well I like that I like pigs pigs are adorable machine really pissing on the door I don't Iike pigs door you guys didn't tell me how to get in a door the Y button I have a Y button why do rights other point what do we do I got sad we need to keep our pig in the pen I don't know steal their pin go steal their break and bring it to our pen what does that mean oh guys okay over there okay get off the pig you gotta know if it's my fig get out of here you're gonna get lasered ouch oh that's the pig okay if you jump you get off the pig thing you know oh my god oh my god oh we got you off the pig this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me like that okay oh wait oh he's got a pig because I jumped off of it yeah get the pig Wade come on we gotta make up these noises you're making noises it's a pig you're not gonna win I don't think our intention is to win right now just playing defense whatever we'll see who this time yeah it's us right it's so uh okay ooh hoo that score hurts I can feel it on here I mean totally misunderstanding the mechanics of the game is good too but Bob does he like me for hitting me what I had you trapped in the corner Oh goddamn it sook it's a color one again what is this boy why you switch the color ok whatever color wait come on call everything you weight recovered let's guard this side like crazy okay we out side going on over hard this side do you mean go the other side do that okay side we ready I love me those are the blocks over here so you can just kind of suck it basically I agree I think we have one - of blocks over here that wimp Brian percent of the blocks over here so wait we're doing good I just took that whole thing that whole row that column that's mine okay cool lady have this one I'm like what do you call him Napoleon didn't conquer stuff no he divided okay well I'm too fighting the colors from green to red cool enjoy the division bro short enough man we got hosed non-us games still on apparently for some reason I need a jetpack you really yeah you really gotta get the jet packs in this game mode or else you're screwed no oh yeah was it in the walls did I hit you in the balls I would be the boss hey I know they're not really over here go yeah Wade's doing work over here oh yeah I think it's trying to help us catch up is it no system health right okay then wasted that I wasted dad Keller's no thank you I'll take the colors give me this yeah well hey I was the EPI even when we lost so I don't know what you're talking about I think we had a jarring transition from the peg to the colors he gets like the A for effort ribbon over there my god more coloring no not this level this level hey Chuck it's all ourselves up how do we do that again just hold the Y button I don't hold the Y button on your keyboard hold the button young aggressive gotta kick it I'm trying to file hey that's weird we got screwed whatever don't blend the game blame the hater oh I'm player hating yo yeah is that what they say on the streets don't hate me please stop exploding me stay away from me oh my god I can only ever kill anyone if I die with 12 dicks that I've liked from people that I know personally really okay ten random dicks yeah that would be preferable like a PS dozen of dicks exactly because bakers are good at counting yes exactly that's exactly salary to all my Baker fans out there that we just did you think thirteen is twelve I feel sorry for you I'm gonna act like we did even if we didn't all right oh I think overall you guys won though because of the thing you know what's with the orange beets what are we gonna get the the coveted MVP prize when you stop sucking the 13 dicks Wow to be honest they're difficult is there like a soccer game or anything like an we gonna know yeah cuz they were in sequence of one of these lore we start yeah we gonna start on the left one and then go over to the right ones okay how do we go in how do we go in why why I can't think they're winning in the ambling they have like limited resources as far as controls I only know how to run jump and throw my stupid frisbee thing I know how to cry for help what do we do here now oh okay when you die your soul comes out of your body oh you gotta grab them grab the souls of the enemies no these lasers I swear all right you don't sound sorry okay I try to get my soul back I got my soul back oh my god okay please cuz I got your soul now give me give me the red haha I got that one Bob no fur good long time this all's up here these lasers it's there oh no oh no wow okay that works I'm gonna hang out with me okay I'm good right okay you hold on to the enemy's sole have your soul they said horses what what about pig oh wait no you go over there you grab the pig I'll be over here watching ours touch my thing no sir what are you doing no sir what are you doing what do you know if you we can't store if our cake is on there big a bit if I didn't know any better I'd say if your MVP open that's what I've done that's good teamwork except for the me killing art that was whoa Gold guy I did that grab the gold hello okay okay positive you gotta positive okay okay okay all right depositing it oh I get it but did I get it am I kidding oh I'm getting it what God it's working okay come on deposit into the big just pretend you go to your local chase and Walmart where is it oh yeah thanks Walmart Bank babe Walmart it's uh not actually money it's of Walmart cuts so uh they're not actually real oh god there's so much money going up laser boom oh why no Jesus I'm depositing my cash I don't know gentlemen you mean - Bob why thank you how do we hook up oh jeez where's all this money coming from exactly this economy doesn't make any sense yes this is just over inflating the value of our gold blocks exactly thanks for all the gold yeah you stay down there mark I'll just keep beating them up and really old uh you got it you got it you got it I'm not going anywhere hi Bob hi Wade what you doing what you doing wait no vagina open side up what'd you do this weekend I believe in us Bob I thought you're hoping over there that was my whole body there you just gotta be close to it okay doesn't make any sense at all wait didn't even make a deposit yes I did drawing the whole time button to deposit here all right okay all control it was the button that it displayed on my character to enter the door that was the board a used to play soccer try to grab the ball and grab the ball barri spotty spots opposed to stay on the pigs oh okay wait how do i ball throw the ball okay that's cool that's great dude real mature no one score I got a ball on my back what does that mean what the hell Bob why are you raining Duff that was dumb look at the pigs are playing with the balls on their own man I feel like I was gonna scar how are they winning are they waiting from future points and kills now at this point get away press like B or something no one job way no here Wade's got the ball and wait this like a loser I play goalie how's that going for you throw the ball how do you throw the ball Bob go I got your back get away from my horsey it's a pig not a horsey it's a sexy it's a horsey man I'm shaping the ball yeah I'm never gonna get MVP yeah you're cutting in and out so I couldn't hear what you said but I'm gonna assume you said good job team they suck was that what you said that's approximately what I said yeah cool just just checking that with all these douchebags go honey baby do not hide me or point be don't wait me no boys no more babies don't leave me baby could you please stop hurting me babe I need my smokes to me for nothing happening mark score all the points I thought I had more dollars in this but thanks wait for giving me those I hate you thank you good job Bob we're winning question mark go to fine gold I see I see that golden nude engine oh I got so much gold in me you're now buddy you got gold shooting out of your rear end that's a problem you need to go to a doctor about that maybe I will maybe he's a gold doctor you ever think of that no I did not just throwing that out there keep smacking him keep smacking attract them who hates it we do we yeah do we follow do we hate that that's a nice little frisbee down there but not gonna work nice it's like a shows that you care thank you in the money market technique haha I'm bleeding there for making me the victor that makes no sense anybody get my reference was it a reference was yours different than mine yours was the foot to face technique and I did the expanding I'm bleeding did making me the victor okay yeah so it was my reference that I initiated I just want to take the credit for that Bob we couldn't have a combo reference cuz we're on the same team no I'm saying I came up with it and then you tried to jump on the credit train I thought we were like together on all king of the hill okay I got a they'll come on wait I believe in you do you the probably shouldn't don't push me wait I'm on your team we got this Marco I'm trying get off my block no how do you like that like that uppercut uppercut alright I'm secret trick wait you're using a controller right yeah you next to impress the right trigger and you'll toss them all right Julie got a cry for help right handle my sorry buddy how do we how do we throw I don't know help you now we are the kings of this Hill right now sorry Bob how do I throw a frisbee Bob mom what would you say I said oh come on come on we can't knock you off ill for that yeah how do we let you off the hill we didn't know you just push push punching it wasn't working well I'm not sure about that Wade take a look at the big scoreboard thing that we were all looking at because there's someone in first place for I'm gonna get the controls really quick I don't even think we need the controls Bob because palms are sweaty mom's sphaghetti knees weak arms heavy spaghetti mom's party I know that if I get ready to drop mom's spaghetti oh those are lazy why did I activate those what are we doing it oh it's the sole ground Oh teleporting cool yeah Oh God how do they have both our souls already come on okay there we go gotcha no you don't what the hell I hit you don't ask me oh whoa whoa what is going on there this is a monstrosity what particular Lee do what the tically do was I'm just gonna make up words I don't care anymore yeah bye I'll take that bob-dog you're sorry back okay I would love to support not die immediately Bobby ever sold oh come on okay but you got it Oh oh my god are you serious yeah maybe you wanna fight about it this this purple juice I hate I hate this oh my god oh god help me to another land out of here Oh God wait okay I'm not one of their souls I got some mono teleport there what teleporter do I need what do you don't even hit me and I die how is this where we go finally goddamn did this video are your jimmies Russell Russell my jimmies what button do i press ok let's go okay alright okay I gotta push two buttons at once Tyler like the wind can you see the colors of the rainbow on my skin do you feel the wolf job in the morning when you go to take this job you don't know what about wolf do is it like a blow job but from a wolf that sounds by Barry put up a graphic a wolf job Barry how various berries seems to be gone Barry candy have a very tired you fired son Barry if you could with the soccer ball there just to confuse us Wow okay wait can't put it in the basket so I think it's okay thank you yeah thank you I know it was whoops Jabar insult I got it I did it Bob I did it I scored did you see Bob Bob I scored I scored my map back with the stupid coloring was I know wasn't what happened there nice nice even numbers 222 to 160 I like the world did that game even work what the hell happened there I don't mob we just have to win one more game and we win overall I think what is this just fighting points what foul this is just from hitting people how I killed myself they got points for that B don't kill me my man oh I got stuck on that oh no you're not gonna frisk me if I might frisbee you to life oh God how about you think about that what just jumping on that no no one told me that was acid Oh God dang it yeah that was that was classy hype unch the disk thing in midair into you somehow yeah that acid there right yeah that Dad acid I'm gonna get to eventually we're creaming them I need to cream like an ice cream corn oh my god those totally intentional and totally skilled enemies Bob we got to win this next one so that we can win it overall it's all tied up I think no no no will be tied after this one and then we'll need to go we'll need a word yeah see it's all tied up it comes down to this oh we know we read a whole nother session Bob the difference is they actually care if they win you don't know that yeah well it's whoever wins gets a hundred thousand subscribers so I mean there's a lot of stake here O'Shea really yeah yeah true enough Bob yeah you're the best Bob yeah Bob Bob Bob Bob sorry sorry Bob I got this I got it Bob yay Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob sorry on your way let's try that again Bob don't you hit me in the nose ba-ba-ba-ba-ba bounce me a bow oh thank you whoops sorry he's got it he's doing some weight oh he got smart good yes so good there do that every time can we do that never heard that word really well yeah I like that good good job did you score you didn't score bow okay god we freaking suck at this one yeah I don't remember how to play I'll go for the baskets maybe oh no he's going for the basket okay that's okay then I don't think my way sorry Bob what are you doing maybe score it no like that bye stick your points yeah god dammit if I give if I score like that it'll give me more points let them score wait don't bother them stay out here stand here oh wait he's okay Betty mom they're just trying to get your headband all right get off hang on my way baba wait wait Bob hold on there but I'm working on it Bob yeah I got it we okay bye Bob I'm tired of this Bob chapter you keep talking to score let's go that's off me that's off me okay you guys have fun over there wait you can't do it without someone over there - doubts office huh just fine thank you very much now you didn't you bounced up my head no I scored like three times while you were gone now you know wire you're lying for your sister but wait wait it's like this but wait wait hang on wait let me show you how stuck wait wait wait come on wait wait now wait baby wait baby see I scored like this like this cheating ways you mean shooting up like a basketball the cheating way I press up and shoot it is now you no no it's a keyboard thing you need a keyboard to do that I'm sorry press the B button the D button and you don't have that I do too it's called the back button no no it's not Mac stands for D I know this I'm a scientist yeah but you have a controller adapter that's just a giant penis game-type whoa whoa oh my god there's a cannon wait wait okay don't don't do that don't go near the cannon the cannons a dick hey Bob you know what if we even if we lose we still win so you're gonna unless we do one more to even it out no this was that's always high really hard - yes sorry mark yes thank you thank you for getting me in the way of that cannon blast her welcome not you I was talking to my teammates actually me that we're totally winning this right now yeah I just battle just battled with their cannons there is a cannon on the cannon we have so much lead right now and nowhere else pretty good spot for you you should probably move it's really bad you don't wanna be are you okay see see what I mean the cannon really is gonna get you seriously it's that whole time yeah Bob and I had a great time were you talking about you kids suck it it's okay hey I bet one of you is gonna get the MVP I really do I really hope you do I don't make the rules I'll make the rules I never played the game before oh good game everybody go baby go everyone be a half good game everybody good game good GG dude GG gg good gg ok what dick dick should be a hat on me and then let me see what happens when I got a goal you guys want to do any outros or are you guys good thank you all so much for watching until next time may the force be with you real astronauts half-assed like that very fast I think that's just farting and exploding is pretty good out no you can be farting and exploding I'm just gonna be over here doing a real outro ready it's gonna be great ok thank you everybody so much for watching it's been a pleasure to have you here with us today thank you eat my addiction 1 my skirm and lord minion 777 Ferb being here with me to lose except for you Bob cuz you're awesome thanks again everybody for watching if you enjoyed this and want to see more please leave a like down below and as always we will see you in this video I twisted the damage over time I dolet's do it sounds like you're down a long hallway ready screaming I'm out how do we ready hey sound check oh my neighbors don't mind me it's mark the Epis you have tick mark you hit enter - ready up enter all right keyboard controls I got the thing right here I think I'm winning guys I think I'm winning we have to pick the game okay hold on so try hard right now there's this one there's this one enough mark our controller it's not working right now we're on the keyboard team apparently so all right we're gonna get totally hos no we'll show them the master race the pc master race oh hell no what no just chill out I'm weights hat hey get on my head hell are we doing you choose the game myself explode you guys didn't tell me how to play so I always wanna know the parkour now what do you mean color come on you got a color what's that mean oh I get it we got to touch that oh okay all right fine I'm gonna steal from you Oh son of a what did I do we're winning Bob are we winning just color just color every block you see if it's flashing you can steal it from the other team okay what is I mean I'm a pro watch touch it just touch it emoji at this game your MLG level battleblock theater should get my abot MLG had I got a pack so I put that on okay that do ya yes tip guard oh just get them off okay whatever you say boss don't ever don't ever get you know I'm a team but I'm helping you anyway because I'm a good guy thank wait only the flashing boys if they're flashing the ming's they haven't been committed to the color yet oh okay oh yeah yeah did we win you don't even know what you're doing I'm teaching you the game up in here yeah exactly have you not seen our drug minecraft you still got me oh yes right I told you that we were gonna invite diction to a drug minecraft but I forgot you mean we brought captain spirals hop did I get drunk like that just a couple times a week okay like all day - like not even just at nighttime that's good yeah yeah no it's perfect especially when I go on dates and I'm already hammered well that means you're just cheap we're very expensive well I don't they don't need to buy me any drinks that's for sure okay hey don't you dare make those dream no no not happening no siree Bob no siree Bob I think I'm beating him that's what I'm doing we win I will steal everything from you this is my goal right now in life I think we took advantage of us taking advantage of diction all right these moving platforms up every time how do you throw a I'm good I'm good no no good stupid greenies what about the Greenies I will do this again I will do this again I will play this game it was a fun game head again cool okay i'm peacing out thank you fighting to color anything around very much at all - throughout I'm just fighting trying to get packets great bag up here love me oh god is icier where the eyes come from I don't see no eyes it's the icy stuff oh my god you know the things that are frozen No oh really tell me miss I know again now I refuse a my MVP again oh you're not cutting it Wade or bullet there ain't before like I have yeah I played something before I really wish that my controller would work that's what I wish different to this this this right is where you go and you get a you get a pig and you have to steal the pig all right well I like that I like pigs pigs are adorable machine really pissing on the door I don't Iike pigs door you guys didn't tell me how to get in a door the Y button I have a Y button why do rights other point what do we do I got sad we need to keep our pig in the pen I don't know steal their pin go steal their break and bring it to our pen what does that mean oh guys okay over there okay get off the pig you gotta know if it's my fig get out of here you're gonna get lasered ouch oh that's the pig okay if you jump you get off the pig thing you know oh my god oh my god oh we got you off the pig this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me like that okay oh wait oh he's got a pig because I jumped off of it yeah get the pig Wade come on we gotta make up these noises you're making noises it's a pig you're not gonna win I don't think our intention is to win right now just playing defense whatever we'll see who this time yeah it's us right it's so uh okay ooh hoo that score hurts I can feel it on here I mean totally misunderstanding the mechanics of the game is good too but Bob does he like me for hitting me what I had you trapped in the corner Oh goddamn it sook it's a color one again what is this boy why you switch the color ok whatever color wait come on call everything you weight recovered let's guard this side like crazy okay we out side going on over hard this side do you mean go the other side do that okay side we ready I love me those are the blocks over here so you can just kind of suck it basically I agree I think we have one - of blocks over here that wimp Brian percent of the blocks over here so wait we're doing good I just took that whole thing that whole row that column that's mine okay cool lady have this one I'm like what do you call him Napoleon didn't conquer stuff no he divided okay well I'm too fighting the colors from green to red cool enjoy the division bro short enough man we got hosed non-us games still on apparently for some reason I need a jetpack you really yeah you really gotta get the jet packs in this game mode or else you're screwed no oh yeah was it in the walls did I hit you in the balls I would be the boss hey I know they're not really over here go yeah Wade's doing work over here oh yeah I think it's trying to help us catch up is it no system health right okay then wasted that I wasted dad Keller's no thank you I'll take the colors give me this yeah well hey I was the EPI even when we lost so I don't know what you're talking about I think we had a jarring transition from the peg to the colors he gets like the A for effort ribbon over there my god more coloring no not this level this level hey Chuck it's all ourselves up how do we do that again just hold the Y button I don't hold the Y button on your keyboard hold the button young aggressive gotta kick it I'm trying to file hey that's weird we got screwed whatever don't blend the game blame the hater oh I'm player hating yo yeah is that what they say on the streets don't hate me please stop exploding me stay away from me oh my god I can only ever kill anyone if I die with 12 dicks that I've liked from people that I know personally really okay ten random dicks yeah that would be preferable like a PS dozen of dicks exactly because bakers are good at counting yes exactly that's exactly salary to all my Baker fans out there that we just did you think thirteen is twelve I feel sorry for you I'm gonna act like we did even if we didn't all right oh I think overall you guys won though because of the thing you know what's with the orange beets what are we gonna get the the coveted MVP prize when you stop sucking the 13 dicks Wow to be honest they're difficult is there like a soccer game or anything like an we gonna know yeah cuz they were in sequence of one of these lore we start yeah we gonna start on the left one and then go over to the right ones okay how do we go in how do we go in why why I can't think they're winning in the ambling they have like limited resources as far as controls I only know how to run jump and throw my stupid frisbee thing I know how to cry for help what do we do here now oh okay when you die your soul comes out of your body oh you gotta grab them grab the souls of the enemies no these lasers I swear all right you don't sound sorry okay I try to get my soul back I got my soul back oh my god okay please cuz I got your soul now give me give me the red haha I got that one Bob no fur good long time this all's up here these lasers it's there oh no oh no wow okay that works I'm gonna hang out with me okay I'm good right okay you hold on to the enemy's sole have your soul they said horses what what about pig oh wait no you go over there you grab the pig I'll be over here watching ours touch my thing no sir what are you doing no sir what are you doing what do you know if you we can't store if our cake is on there big a bit if I didn't know any better I'd say if your MVP open that's what I've done that's good teamwork except for the me killing art that was whoa Gold guy I did that grab the gold hello okay okay positive you gotta positive okay okay okay all right depositing it oh I get it but did I get it am I kidding oh I'm getting it what God it's working okay come on deposit into the big just pretend you go to your local chase and Walmart where is it oh yeah thanks Walmart Bank babe Walmart it's uh not actually money it's of Walmart cuts so uh they're not actually real oh god there's so much money going up laser boom oh why no Jesus I'm depositing my cash I don't know gentlemen you mean - Bob why thank you how do we hook up oh jeez where's all this money coming from exactly this economy doesn't make any sense yes this is just over inflating the value of our gold blocks exactly thanks for all the gold yeah you stay down there mark I'll just keep beating them up and really old uh you got it you got it you got it I'm not going anywhere hi Bob hi Wade what you doing what you doing wait no vagina open side up what'd you do this weekend I believe in us Bob I thought you're hoping over there that was my whole body there you just gotta be close to it okay doesn't make any sense at all wait didn't even make a deposit yes I did drawing the whole time button to deposit here all right okay all control it was the button that it displayed on my character to enter the door that was the board a used to play soccer try to grab the ball and grab the ball barri spotty spots opposed to stay on the pigs oh okay wait how do i ball throw the ball okay that's cool that's great dude real mature no one score I got a ball on my back what does that mean what the hell Bob why are you raining Duff that was dumb look at the pigs are playing with the balls on their own man I feel like I was gonna scar how are they winning are they waiting from future points and kills now at this point get away press like B or something no one job way no here Wade's got the ball and wait this like a loser I play goalie how's that going for you throw the ball how do you throw the ball Bob go I got your back get away from my horsey it's a pig not a horsey it's a sexy it's a horsey man I'm shaping the ball yeah I'm never gonna get MVP yeah you're cutting in and out so I couldn't hear what you said but I'm gonna assume you said good job team they suck was that what you said that's approximately what I said yeah cool just just checking that with all these douchebags go honey baby do not hide me or point be don't wait me no boys no more babies don't leave me baby could you please stop hurting me babe I need my smokes to me for nothing happening mark score all the points I thought I had more dollars in this but thanks wait for giving me those I hate you thank you good job Bob we're winning question mark go to fine gold I see I see that golden nude engine oh I got so much gold in me you're now buddy you got gold shooting out of your rear end that's a problem you need to go to a doctor about that maybe I will maybe he's a gold doctor you ever think of that no I did not just throwing that out there keep smacking him keep smacking attract them who hates it we do we yeah do we follow do we hate that that's a nice little frisbee down there but not gonna work nice it's like a shows that you care thank you in the money market technique haha I'm bleeding there for making me the victor that makes no sense anybody get my reference was it a reference was yours different than mine yours was the foot to face technique and I did the expanding I'm bleeding did making me the victor okay yeah so it was my reference that I initiated I just want to take the credit for that Bob we couldn't have a combo reference cuz we're on the same team no I'm saying I came up with it and then you tried to jump on the credit train I thought we were like together on all king of the hill okay I got a they'll come on wait I believe in you do you the probably shouldn't don't push me wait I'm on your team we got this Marco I'm trying get off my block no how do you like that like that uppercut uppercut alright I'm secret trick wait you're using a controller right yeah you next to impress the right trigger and you'll toss them all right Julie got a cry for help right handle my sorry buddy how do we how do we throw I don't know help you now we are the kings of this Hill right now sorry Bob how do I throw a frisbee Bob mom what would you say I said oh come on come on we can't knock you off ill for that yeah how do we let you off the hill we didn't know you just push push punching it wasn't working well I'm not sure about that Wade take a look at the big scoreboard thing that we were all looking at because there's someone in first place for I'm gonna get the controls really quick I don't even think we need the controls Bob because palms are sweaty mom's sphaghetti knees weak arms heavy spaghetti mom's party I know that if I get ready to drop mom's spaghetti oh those are lazy why did I activate those what are we doing it oh it's the sole ground Oh teleporting cool yeah Oh God how do they have both our souls already come on okay there we go gotcha no you don't what the hell I hit you don't ask me oh whoa whoa what is going on there this is a monstrosity what particular Lee do what the tically do was I'm just gonna make up words I don't care anymore yeah bye I'll take that bob-dog you're sorry back okay I would love to support not die immediately Bobby ever sold oh come on okay but you got it Oh oh my god are you serious yeah maybe you wanna fight about it this this purple juice I hate I hate this oh my god oh god help me to another land out of here Oh God wait okay I'm not one of their souls I got some mono teleport there what teleporter do I need what do you don't even hit me and I die how is this where we go finally goddamn did this video are your jimmies Russell Russell my jimmies what button do i press ok let's go okay alright okay I gotta push two buttons at once Tyler like the wind can you see the colors of the rainbow on my skin do you feel the wolf job in the morning when you go to take this job you don't know what about wolf do is it like a blow job but from a wolf that sounds by Barry put up a graphic a wolf job Barry how various berries seems to be gone Barry candy have a very tired you fired son Barry if you could with the soccer ball there just to confuse us Wow okay wait can't put it in the basket so I think it's okay thank you yeah thank you I know it was whoops Jabar insult I got it I did it Bob I did it I scored did you see Bob Bob I scored I scored my map back with the stupid coloring was I know wasn't what happened there nice nice even numbers 222 to 160 I like the world did that game even work what the hell happened there I don't mob we just have to win one more game and we win overall I think what is this just fighting points what foul this is just from hitting people how I killed myself they got points for that B don't kill me my man oh I got stuck on that oh no you're not gonna frisk me if I might frisbee you to life oh God how about you think about that what just jumping on that no no one told me that was acid Oh God dang it yeah that was that was classy hype unch the disk thing in midair into you somehow yeah that acid there right yeah that Dad acid I'm gonna get to eventually we're creaming them I need to cream like an ice cream corn oh my god those totally intentional and totally skilled enemies Bob we got to win this next one so that we can win it overall it's all tied up I think no no no will be tied after this one and then we'll need to go we'll need a word yeah see it's all tied up it comes down to this oh we know we read a whole nother session Bob the difference is they actually care if they win you don't know that yeah well it's whoever wins gets a hundred thousand subscribers so I mean there's a lot of stake here O'Shea really yeah yeah true enough Bob yeah you're the best Bob yeah Bob Bob Bob Bob sorry sorry Bob I got this I got it Bob yay Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob sorry on your way let's try that again Bob don't you hit me in the nose ba-ba-ba-ba-ba bounce me a bow oh thank you whoops sorry he's got it he's doing some weight oh he got smart good yes so good there do that every time can we do that never heard that word really well yeah I like that good good job did you score you didn't score bow okay god we freaking suck at this one yeah I don't remember how to play I'll go for the baskets maybe oh no he's going for the basket okay that's okay then I don't think my way sorry Bob what are you doing maybe score it no like that bye stick your points yeah god dammit if I give if I score like that it'll give me more points let them score wait don't bother them stay out here stand here oh wait he's okay Betty mom they're just trying to get your headband all right get off hang on my way baba wait wait Bob hold on there but I'm working on it Bob yeah I got it we okay bye Bob I'm tired of this Bob chapter you keep talking to score let's go that's off me that's off me okay you guys have fun over there wait you can't do it without someone over there - doubts office huh just fine thank you very much now you didn't you bounced up my head no I scored like three times while you were gone now you know wire you're lying for your sister but wait wait it's like this but wait wait hang on wait let me show you how stuck wait wait wait come on wait wait now wait baby wait baby see I scored like this like this cheating ways you mean shooting up like a basketball the cheating way I press up and shoot it is now you no no it's a keyboard thing you need a keyboard to do that I'm sorry press the B button the D button and you don't have that I do too it's called the back button no no it's not Mac stands for D I know this I'm a scientist yeah but you have a controller adapter that's just a giant penis game-type whoa whoa oh my god there's a cannon wait wait okay don't don't do that don't go near the cannon the cannons a dick hey Bob you know what if we even if we lose we still win so you're gonna unless we do one more to even it out no this was that's always high really hard - yes sorry mark yes thank you thank you for getting me in the way of that cannon blast her welcome not you I was talking to my teammates actually me that we're totally winning this right now yeah I just battle just battled with their cannons there is a cannon on the cannon we have so much lead right now and nowhere else pretty good spot for you you should probably move it's really bad you don't wanna be are you okay see see what I mean the cannon really is gonna get you seriously it's that whole time yeah Bob and I had a great time were you talking about you kids suck it it's okay hey I bet one of you is gonna get the MVP I really do I really hope you do I don't make the rules I'll make the rules I never played the game before oh good game everybody go baby go everyone be a half good game everybody good game good GG dude GG gg good gg ok what dick dick should be a hat on me and then let me see what happens when I got a goal you guys want to do any outros or are you guys good thank you all so much for watching until next time may the force be with you real astronauts half-assed like that very fast I think that's just farting and exploding is pretty good out no you can be farting and exploding I'm just gonna be over here doing a real outro ready it's gonna be great ok thank you everybody so much for watching it's been a pleasure to have you here with us today thank you eat my addiction 1 my skirm and lord minion 777 Ferb being here with me to lose except for you Bob cuz you're awesome thanks again everybody for watching if you enjoyed this and want to see more please leave a like down below and as always we will see you in this video I twisted the damage over time I do\n"