The Musket Strategy: A Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

The musket strategy seemed to do a pretty good job here so that worked out pretty well one chariot leading the charge seemed to do a pretty good job and then the cannon crews kind of kind of swept it not bad not bad at all oops BAM okay get him get him buddy get him what is that in the back was that with chickens what's he up to are you out chickens the hell is that the hell are you Oh God what are you going on here Oh God look a chicken bombs so they are Oh God Oh oh my god Oh Oh God how can you withstand power of that magnitude oh my god we gotta take it out we got to take out chicken man like right off the bat so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna put a watch uh front and center I'm probably like right back here okay then we're gonna have musket men back here and then farmers leading up good charge okay that should do it trust me this is gonna do watch that chicken man yeah we got him you got some chickens out but it's okay always saw alive how is he still alive that's impossible he's unstoppable oh my god it's unstoppable where is he on my work here is done hey gee

Hey Hanyu pinyin hey oh man well you guys aren't gonna last much longer man we got to get rid of this guy he's unstoppable have cannoneers on the outskirts catapults on the innards maybe ballista ballista crews on the oh that's expensive one ballista Oh poachers poachers would be good poachers might be able to take out the chickens quickly that might be good that might actually work I mean it probably won't considering all my plans never seem to work but let's give it a go get him get him poachy fire or don't whatever way you want to swing this you guys want to get you know started oh god he's cleaving through him Oh God they're cleaving through him oh oh oh hey well then BAM spin around get him get him on the upswing Wow where are you going ballista man you're going ballistic I beat the pre-alpha yeah I don't know how uh okay that's in the van so I can't believe it I beat it I beat the game that's awesome I did pretty good okay so I'm gonna wait what's sandbox this is where we can make anything literally anything happen okay let's do one of these I want to see oh oh oh yes okay so chariots versus uh nothing but watches we're gonna do chariot watch a showdown it's gonna go good I bet is it even gonna oh oh oh I broke it I broke it I broke it I broke it I broke it Oh God why did I decide to do that holy oh my god holy crap is anybody still alive oh oh one guy still live back there good job blue good job okay I'm gonna my computer probably won't handle this either versus Muscat Minh but less of them here we go or it's not gonna work okay yeah boy oh boy oh boy oh boy it's gone oh please okay oh that that was one of those not good ideas now about this a line of farmers versus a line of musket men who's gonna win first any minute now there we go there's the onslaught there we go that's that's murder that's nice delicious murder oh oh oh oh don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes yeah holy get him get him boys get him boys get them dog pile on him oh jeez oh Jesus scary ass farmers this man is a massacre oh boy yeah carry his corpse with you that way it just scares the opponents even more yeah Luigi go get you loo look at you it's come down to this oh what a showdown oh there we go I was not surprisingly close for what it was all right so anyway that is all for totally accurate battle simulator that was a lot of fun I had a ton of fun with that I can't wait to see what actual game is gonna come out of this I have no idea but either way thank you all so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video what no it's time for a falafel hyung what is floor of a pong you talking about

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to totally accurate battle simulator now I just had to play more of this because it's a fascinating game and I'm readily discovering that I'm a military genius and I should be employed by the army if that's how that's even done it's not anyway so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna I'm gonna shield up in a strategically no way I'm gonna fast forward and then reveal my amazing plan alright so this is my amazing battle plan in it I took so long the music's even stopped but this is gonna be good you guys are gonna wait until it's good and then you're gonna see how good it is so we got the shields only three of them because I don't think we need and we got spearmint over here we got farmers over here because the farmers are the best bet I guess we got Muscat Minh way in the back and are probably gonna kill all my friends and I didn't even think about that one I should probably rethink that idea but I'm gonna have people coming in from way down town who will hopefully clear these guys out and that's gonna be better so I've got some money left over but I think there's gonna get it ha Bisky get him get him kill him dad murder him murder everybody kill him kill them all kill them all go so the main problem is those cannons seem to be blasting them away when they're all dense like this so oh that's good oh see they're all dense like that well get um stab em in da booty there we go oh hello hi Brad how you doing okay so there oh god what happened to everybody it's just the cannons they've had oh and the archers to your knit gosh darn it there's Durney this didn't work at all this sucks I'm gonna get through this BRB we're gonna we're gonna bum-rush um with chariots with three chariots and then from way down town a bunch of farmers okay ready chariots go wow why did that throw the cannon here got thrown on that one okay well that one failed but it knocked over that cannon so that's good go for the cannon go for the kill go for the throat yeah oh oh oh he got obliterated oh gosh okay let me try that again cuz we need two chariots on the outskirts and then a lot of farmers way up north here yeah just a slew of farmers this will do it this is gonna do it get him ahhh Wow okay well one down yeah get that yeah there we go okay so I'm falling this chariot in no joke that's our team no you idiot you dang fool you aah all right but the chariot strategy is gonna work I guarantee it so I'm gonna give the chariots not a lot of room to have to go they don't have to go very far and hopefully is gonna work out for the best farmers go farmers go yes no don't hit each other okay the chariots are still alive they're still doing good okay no god damn it both chariots and one what a sack of oh man okay all right so we're gonna have archers over here and then farmers there we go this is gonna be the one you watch this go get em our cheese go get him go get him I doesn't work at all you sack of I'm gonna get you I'm coming you miss me you can't hear will you come I've betrayed my family and friends I am the dead oh they're locked in an epic struggle here Wow yeah I do it yeah I don't know how but it worked okay so what I'm gonna have here we're gonna have a chariot rush cuz I have no damn idea what there's gonna be do it oh the chariot rush Holies ahh buddy buddy buddy oh ok well Jesus I did not know that it was gonna be yeah we had fewer chariots but ours are superior because I can only assume that there's killed each other great ok nothing but watches this is gonna work probably maybe farmers get in the way of the watches what's up what's up bubs ah holy crap hahahaha that is so cool oh man hmm alright well this was a mistake Wow Wow that was embarrassing that was pathetic and embarrassing and I love it we're gonna do chariots because actually I have a funny feeling that chariots are gonna do pretty good here hands a footman maybe some muskets alright go for broke whoa oh you got caught up a little bit there who that is that didn't look so good ah I go get him Gil whoa okay you're doing it you're a 1-mile oof okay so what we need we need her we need two cannons like like two cannons firing up the middle is what we really need and then I bet we can employ the musket strategy and then have one chariot leading the charge here so cannons and chariot is gonna be it go buddy go whoa right up the middle yes Oh devastation he's an unstoppable beast look at him go look at him go holy look at him go Oh hot damn this is my jam oh this guy is nuts oh man get him buddy oh you can't stop the horse he girl whoa the Sidewinder on that wall No our cannons took him out huh I will avenge my team that he can't hit me I have the power holy oh my god ring the face it's just somebody's either dopey ass walk anyway so that worked out pretty well one chariot leading the charge seemed to do a pretty good job and then the cannon crews kind of kind of swept it not bad not bad at all oops BAM okay get him get him buddy get him what is that in the back was that with chickens what's he up to are you out chickens the hell is that the hell are you Oh God what are you going on here Oh God look a chicken bombs so they are Oh God Oh oh my god Oh Oh God how can you withstand power of that magnitude oh my god we gotta take it out we got to take out chicken man like right off the bat so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna put a watch uh front and center I'm probably like right back here okay then we're gonna have musket men back here and then farmers leading up good charge okay that should do it trust me this is gonna do watch that chicken man yeah we got him you got some chickens out but it's okay always saw alive how is he still alive that's impossible he's unstoppable oh my god it's unstoppable where is he on my work here is done hey gee Hanyu pinyin hey oh man well you guys aren't gonna last much longer man we got to get rid of this guy he's unstoppable have cannoneers on the outskirts catapults on the innards maybe ballista ballista crews on the oh that's expensive one ballista Oh poachers poachers would be good poachers might be able to take out the chickens quickly that might be good that might actually work I mean it probably won't considering all my plans never seem to work but let's give it a go get him get him poachy fire or don't whatever way you want to swing this you guys want to get you know started oh god he's cleaving through him Oh God they're cleaving through him oh oh oh hey well then BAM spin around get him get him on the upswing Wow where are you going ballista man you're going ballistic I beat the pre-alpha yeah I don't know how uh okay that's in the van so I can't believe it I beat it I beat the game that's awesome I did pretty good okay so I'm gonna wait what's sandbox this is where we can make anything literally anything happen okay let's do one of these I want to see oh oh oh yes okay so chariots versus uh nothing but watches we're gonna do chariot watch a showdown it's gonna go good I bet is it even gonna oh oh oh I broke it I broke it I broke it I broke it I broke it Oh God why did I decide to do that holy oh my god holy crap is anybody still alive oh oh one guy still live back there good job blue good job okay I'm gonna my computer probably won't handle this either versus Muscat Minh but less of them here we go or it's not gonna work okay yeah boy oh boy oh boy oh boy it's gone oh please okay oh that that was one of those not good ideas now about this a line of farmers versus a line of musket men who's gonna win first any minute now there we go there's the onslaught there we go that's that's murder that's nice delicious murder oh oh oh oh don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes yeah holy get him get him boys get him boys get them dog pile on him oh jeez oh Jesus scary ass farmers this man is a massacre oh boy yeah carry his corpse with you that way it just scares the opponents even more yeah Luigi go get you loo look at you it's come down to this oh what a showdown oh there we go I was not surprisingly close for what it was all right so anyway that is all for totally accurate battle simulator that was a lot of fun I had a ton of fun with that I can't wait to see what actual game is gonna come out of this I have no idea but either way thank you all so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video what no it's time for a falafel hyung what is floor of a pong you talking abouthello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to totally accurate battle simulator now I just had to play more of this because it's a fascinating game and I'm readily discovering that I'm a military genius and I should be employed by the army if that's how that's even done it's not anyway so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna I'm gonna shield up in a strategically no way I'm gonna fast forward and then reveal my amazing plan alright so this is my amazing battle plan in it I took so long the music's even stopped but this is gonna be good you guys are gonna wait until it's good and then you're gonna see how good it is so we got the shields only three of them because I don't think we need and we got spearmint over here we got farmers over here because the farmers are the best bet I guess we got Muscat Minh way in the back and are probably gonna kill all my friends and I didn't even think about that one I should probably rethink that idea but I'm gonna have people coming in from way down town who will hopefully clear these guys out and that's gonna be better so I've got some money left over but I think there's gonna get it ha Bisky get him get him kill him dad murder him murder everybody kill him kill them all kill them all go so the main problem is those cannons seem to be blasting them away when they're all dense like this so oh that's good oh see they're all dense like that well get um stab em in da booty there we go oh hello hi Brad how you doing okay so there oh god what happened to everybody it's just the cannons they've had oh and the archers to your knit gosh darn it there's Durney this didn't work at all this sucks I'm gonna get through this BRB we're gonna we're gonna bum-rush um with chariots with three chariots and then from way down town a bunch of farmers okay ready chariots go wow why did that throw the cannon here got thrown on that one okay well that one failed but it knocked over that cannon so that's good go for the cannon go for the kill go for the throat yeah oh oh oh he got obliterated oh gosh okay let me try that again cuz we need two chariots on the outskirts and then a lot of farmers way up north here yeah just a slew of farmers this will do it this is gonna do it get him ahhh Wow okay well one down yeah get that yeah there we go okay so I'm falling this chariot in no joke that's our team no you idiot you dang fool you aah all right but the chariot strategy is gonna work I guarantee it so I'm gonna give the chariots not a lot of room to have to go they don't have to go very far and hopefully is gonna work out for the best farmers go farmers go yes no don't hit each other okay the chariots are still alive they're still doing good okay no god damn it both chariots and one what a sack of oh man okay all right so we're gonna have archers over here and then farmers there we go this is gonna be the one you watch this go get em our cheese go get him go get him I doesn't work at all you sack of I'm gonna get you I'm coming you miss me you can't hear will you come I've betrayed my family and friends I am the dead oh they're locked in an epic struggle here Wow yeah I do it yeah I don't know how but it worked okay so what I'm gonna have here we're gonna have a chariot rush cuz I have no damn idea what there's gonna be do it oh the chariot rush Holies ahh buddy buddy buddy oh ok well Jesus I did not know that it was gonna be yeah we had fewer chariots but ours are superior because I can only assume that there's killed each other great ok nothing but watches this is gonna work probably maybe farmers get in the way of the watches what's up what's up bubs ah holy crap hahahaha that is so cool oh man hmm alright well this was a mistake Wow Wow that was embarrassing that was pathetic and embarrassing and I love it we're gonna do chariots because actually I have a funny feeling that chariots are gonna do pretty good here hands a footman maybe some muskets alright go for broke whoa oh you got caught up a little bit there who that is that didn't look so good ah I go get him Gil whoa okay you're doing it you're a 1-mile oof okay so what we need we need her we need two cannons like like two cannons firing up the middle is what we really need and then I bet we can employ the musket strategy and then have one chariot leading the charge here so cannons and chariot is gonna be it go buddy go whoa right up the middle yes Oh devastation he's an unstoppable beast look at him go look at him go holy look at him go Oh hot damn this is my jam oh this guy is nuts oh man get him buddy oh you can't stop the horse he girl whoa the Sidewinder on that wall No our cannons took him out huh I will avenge my team that he can't hit me I have the power holy oh my god ring the face it's just somebody's either dopey ass walk anyway so that worked out pretty well one chariot leading the charge seemed to do a pretty good job and then the cannon crews kind of kind of swept it not bad not bad at all oops BAM okay get him get him buddy get him what is that in the back was that with chickens what's he up to are you out chickens the hell is that the hell are you Oh God what are you going on here Oh God look a chicken bombs so they are Oh God Oh oh my god Oh Oh God how can you withstand power of that magnitude oh my god we gotta take it out we got to take out chicken man like right off the bat so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna put a watch uh front and center I'm probably like right back here okay then we're gonna have musket men back here and then farmers leading up good charge okay that should do it trust me this is gonna do watch that chicken man yeah we got him you got some chickens out but it's okay always saw alive how is he still alive that's impossible he's unstoppable oh my god it's unstoppable where is he on my work here is done hey gee Hanyu pinyin hey oh man well you guys aren't gonna last much longer man we got to get rid of this guy he's unstoppable have cannoneers on the outskirts catapults on the innards maybe ballista ballista crews on the oh that's expensive one ballista Oh poachers poachers would be good poachers might be able to take out the chickens quickly that might be good that might actually work I mean it probably won't considering all my plans never seem to work but let's give it a go get him get him poachy fire or don't whatever way you want to swing this you guys want to get you know started oh god he's cleaving through him Oh God they're cleaving through him oh oh oh hey well then BAM spin around get him get him on the upswing Wow where are you going ballista man you're going ballistic I beat the pre-alpha yeah I don't know how uh okay that's in the van so I can't believe it I beat it I beat the game that's awesome I did pretty good okay so I'm gonna wait what's sandbox this is where we can make anything literally anything happen okay let's do one of these I want to see oh oh oh yes okay so chariots versus uh nothing but watches we're gonna do chariot watch a showdown it's gonna go good I bet is it even gonna oh oh oh I broke it I broke it I broke it I broke it I broke it Oh God why did I decide to do that holy oh my god holy crap is anybody still alive oh oh one guy still live back there good job blue good job okay I'm gonna my computer probably won't handle this either versus Muscat Minh but less of them here we go or it's not gonna work okay yeah boy oh boy oh boy oh boy it's gone oh please okay oh that that was one of those not good ideas now about this a line of farmers versus a line of musket men who's gonna win first any minute now there we go there's the onslaught there we go that's that's murder that's nice delicious murder oh oh oh oh don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes yeah holy get him get him boys get him boys get them dog pile on him oh jeez oh Jesus scary ass farmers this man is a massacre oh boy yeah carry his corpse with you that way it just scares the opponents even more yeah Luigi go get you loo look at you it's come down to this oh what a showdown oh there we go I was not surprisingly close for what it was all right so anyway that is all for totally accurate battle simulator that was a lot of fun I had a ton of fun with that I can't wait to see what actual game is gonna come out of this I have no idea but either way thank you all so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video what no it's time for a falafel hyung what is floor of a pong you talking about\n"