The Shaky Hands of a Hostage Negotiator

I think I just have shaky hands.

Oh man now I know when I'm like a held hostage, and you're like no I could shoot the guy when he's like holding meI'm just gonna be like don't do it. You will shoot me. I'm gonna say this is uh?What do you say danaiah?Multi music style soap bubble concentrated stick with no liquid.

The Mystery of Liquid

What is liquid your guess is as good as mine tuba horn kidgazillion bar blowing bubbleBut no lick willed I'm upset so it's supposed to just blow a ton of bubbles all at onceI mean we're no bubble-blowing babiesBut I'm down fatal not working get the water by all sides fatal if it's fatalHow is he still typing in a review yeah?From beyond the grave he's just like this thing was totally failed to me.

The Weirdest Bubble Wrap Ever

Oh, it's by that same company with the original branding toysOkay, so it includes that little thing you dip in there you blowOhmissedOpportunity to make like a fun little sound like a kazoo or something you ready to see a bubble store my dude jigs up. OhI'm so wet now.

The Art of Bubble Blowing

It's truly in a bubble suppose a lot of booksWhy they keep going towards me?Let's see how many I can blow without getting like super or lightheaded and then make a song at the same timeFirst blow you can totally tell I already forgot to do it and that was like crap I should be making musicGot lightheaded I was like that's the only note.

Counting Down with Bubbles

I'm gonna have to say that is a try it if you like your own bubble stones. That's to buy itThat's what I meant 60 70 80 90 100. They're like counting up. I think you're supposed to count down for suspense

A Ball of Magic: Contact Juggling

Contact juggling ball. Ah you're played with a contact ballMagic tricks crystal ultra clear hunter cent acrylic ball manipulation juggling, what's a manipulation ball I feel uncomfortableWhat kind of balls do manipulate? Oh yeah?

Jedi Braid: A Hair-Raising Experience

Oh that is that guy is awesomeI just find it so difficult to believe that he shaved his head and his beardContinuously for years and just missed that one little spotJust like that one little spot. You just can't get to dude

The Power of Manipulation: Knives

Think we're missing something so why don't we search manipulate a weight? We have a video let's watch this videoOh, he's manipulating his ballOh the point of the ball is to keep the ball stable while you're moving around beside itSo it makes it look like it's hovering but it's not I'm sure there's a better video here

A Skilled Magician: Knife Tricks

We go check this one out. Oh, I see this guy knows what he's doingI don't like what he's doing with his other hand. He was just like pretending to tickle itThey're good at that. Dude look at his fingers. Do they give me the willies oh?

Talent on Display: Knife Manipulation

He's a magicianOkay, you're gonna. Tell me that it's not Talent all right Add to Cart INeed some knife manipulation right now Z ohOh, no.

A Calming Effect

This is not a perfectly clear ball to be manipulated. Now you ready for this tanner yeahDo the way it hoversI'm actually not badI knocked on them before, but now I get it. It's calming ohNo so close

The Ball: A Weighty Matter

This thing's heavy. Oh my gosh. It's not a joke. I learned my lesson. I'm doing out here. Now. Oh you're goodDude you gotta have big balls to play with this ball, I think you're gonna have equal sizeWhat do you mean you do it now?

The Skill Behind the Trick

I ran out of popcorn I get on my seat ohThat work scared me though only one is the true holder of the ball, and it is I how do you do it?I'm feeling this is a skill I could develop, but then I'd get home and show a manIt should be like did you bring home dinner?Did you do something worthwhile see that video right there that attend that game strain thing?

A Video Recommendation

Pretty crazy funny very interest on tape and this right here is a video that YouTube thinks youspecifically will enjoyWill you I don't know let's find out click it and we'll see you over there also subscribe button if you're new hereThank you. Good day high five

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I'm about to get crazy wet (#pervert)This looks like if an umbrella decided to go to a fancy event (ha ha)I think the idea here is that?When the umbrella comes down and there's a bunch of wind blowing it'll just go floop, and it won't break your umbrellaIt'll just close is that the idea. I think that's the idea because what happens otherwise either your umbrella blowEither your umbrella breaks, or you just fly away with it. You know cuz it's a big parachute 18Mr.. Nasty18 dollars buy nowLiterally an upside down umbrella look at this I still don't get it ohWait wait what I don't get it yesIt's a regular umbrellaBut it looks more prone to being tossed away in the wind dan you say that to me Sam?Have your license okay, and registration not that type of license Oh?practicing licenseAre you a geckoNo one eats popcorn like that no if the way to eat popcorn without getting your fingers greasySo what is the purpose of it when it does the hole? Okay? This is what's happening right? Oh No. It's raining. It's raining outside (nice acting)Is that alcoholYeah, and then you can save all that rain, I still are getting pretty good, this is invertedYeah, I don't get why you want this. I'm telling you right now check this out. I got an umbrellaOkay, wind is coming this is what wind does?Boom, okay now. What now your umbrellas not broken. This kid lives in VegasHe doesn't understand whether I don't understand is meltNo, that's what Vegas does dude like 115 degrees. I mean works. Well. I'm gonna say buyNew ourdoor Fitness Sports jumping frog jumping shoes slip sweat children slip sweat?Wait hold up back up back up let it slip sweat. You ever slipped on your own sweat before is it toughSee I'm not sure withThe photographer right now how do we show this prior to stop right? Now? Oh look at the bottom of it?Oh looks like a bottom pinched itWhat are they trying to show here I hate it so muchOh, he is having the time of his lifeIt looks like he like bounced up didn't expect to get so high and then he was like wait a second this is funWow there we go there it is we've all been waiting for IDon't know what if you wanted to do that she's gonna give me a scientific reason why?Why would I need a scientific reason to do anything drive a scientific reason to not punch you in the face right nowYes, what jail true? (do it anyway Matt!)So what is the point of that let me show you I'll show you the point of thisDude I'm scared, broWoah what if that happens to your face not to the faceworse much worse much worse ohMy gosh there's nothing more you masculine extinguishThat's tiring dude, it's just like having really cushy shoes. It's not helping me bounce at all if anything thisThere's so much resistance here. It's just such a workout wait wait wait wait wait wait waitOh you want some popcorn yeah dinner, and a show yeah entertain me this one set out for my friend MathiasJump on itYour collecting trash I'm doing something useful, okay, that is kickflipOh almost hit me right in the sweetiesDeny itNew fish slippers can those don't look like slippers slippers are supposed to be warm and cozy that looks like a plasticnightmare funny fish shaped children boys girls women men summer fish mouth sandals couple wait honey fish shaped childrenWait is that what a fish child looks like smelly but beautifulWhatever youDid you shocked me did it shock you I feel like I got shot personalities electric. I'm shockedTo cart. I hope they're not smelly I hate smelly productsOh, my gosh. It smells so badSmell it! ohIt's terrible terribleIt's like all like shiny and plastic in there. This is like a foot nightmareYou're like you're just gonna sweat all over the place and slipping and sloshing. This is not a good foot experience all rightIt's time pop those puppies on what the heck. Oh, you're such a shoe you can't wear it with socks. It's too stickyI'll see you I want to see both. Em. I'll give me a walker. I won't give me a lotI want you to like giving me your best model face. There you go IThink it feels like I'm walking around on the fish. The insole is like lumpy and like plasticy and like scalyIt's just not a great experience. I'm pretty sure if I walked around people would be like what's wrong with him. She hasn't problemsI'm gonna have to take those off cuz they're not good might be we're actually already sweating might be you don't even sweat that muchthat isdenyingice from waterAccessories hands safety environmental close-up magic trick. Yeah, what what is that drugs? Yeah, looks like drunk? What did you buy, dude?This is just a way that you can get drugs into the country like how they spelled funnyMaybe that's the name of the new street drugHeyFoodies gadget I see on TV. Yeah. I'm MCS IKnow feedback, but it says three lies a liar product detail open your magic worldWhat is he stuck in a wall?All right, let's figure it out it had to by nowWhat the heck look at that stuff, that's creepy, let's set a bag with in the backOh, it's like weird and cold and gushy look at that weirdnessIt's just like it's so Dicky and gucky and nasty so I assume you put this in water and it likeExpands and balloons up all right. Let's do it. What look at this. Where are they edible?I don't I don't think they're edible I do I bought them thinking they were edible okay. They're not edible guaranteedThat's not edible but look at that. That's so coolI know why?But this is the coolest thing I think I've ever seen look at this you can't even tell that it's in there waitIt's actually inside right now. Yeah, this whole thing is filled up with them. No look. I'm gonna keep taking them out stopNo, oh my gosh. My mind is blown look at this. Okay. Wait a holdup. I'm gonna take the top ones offThat's the magic trick you see this this right here doesn't look like there's anything inside thereBut I can just grab a ton of stuffWild how crazy is that look? It just keeps coming it, I imagineThere's more in there bro, and look watch now. We're gonna do the reverse effect you see thisGoneWell, okay, that's actually spookier. That's really neat so it's not for practical purposes. It's for funny purposes Funi. Oh my god. What's the word?It is a buy it a spa jump rope wiredWireless with ball skipping rope wait this is wired aGood a jump rope technically even be wirelessWow, so many people have bought thisIt does not look like a jumping roomSo this jump rope counts caloriesAnd it counts like how many times you actually do the jump rope and throw some day and the CardinalsWhoa?Who's inside of the bag the whole time?Yeah was whoa?Don't have any weight, that's what you're thinking about right now. Yeah, cuz you know do the balls have weightBecause you're gonna be spinningthe idea of this we've seenelectronic jump rope before, but we sight what we've seen we sign whenWe sang one that was a lot more expansiveYou can see right here that as it spins it counts so every time you you can actually see it incrementingI R T in real timeWhat's the point of these okay so right here?We've discovered you're supposed to use these as anAlternative to what the jump rope the string balls is what you swing around if you just want to do a little swing in actionYeahAll right, let's see how well it counts starting at zeroExactly as expectedWait are you counting?What if it goes wrong how will we know again you want me to embarrass myself in front of all the people againYeah, oh, I'm gonna breakSomethingDude I'm like ow okay that was like 11 or 12, it sa- it says 11, I need to jump rope a little extra for youDude its cuz' I'm a jump rope King I hit 12 1.2 1.2 calories, that's it?That'sDenial before we get into that next productBig shout out to mr.. Random because that was random for you. Yeah, because guess what he's a part of that notification squad, that's rightI clicked that Bell icon commented within the first 30 minutes. I appreciate youOn the background the background just makes this product look so much more epicThis is like what is this coin soccer this guy comes around and then you just like kicks it into the bankIt's like a piggy bank football Bank. You mean soccer team has shake some people up so much with the ruleI'm just kidding all of you non-americans. You're cool too in my book accept CanadiansAll of you toDo this guy's rich was that Chinese money, I think it's yen. That's dope oh yeah there you go. That's coolI'm never seen again before ohthat feelsOverpriced you eat quarters that is and the car shoots thisSo it is exactly what we expectedI meanIt sounds surprising when you'd say like why would he say that but we often get products that are not what we purchased?Oh, there's the bank. Oh wow that's bigger than expected. Just one minor issue but dudes a tripodYeah, are we serious invested?Like when you're trying to be human, but you're really an alien heyI'm human. I'm human. That's my peg that I sit onOkay, so I got him secure here's what happened needs a coin to start it needs a coin to start itLet's get a big old quarter in there ohDude try againTwo dimes ohThis guy's got a leg on him and also another leg another one on top of thatOh, yeah, that's the only thing that slightly disturbs me, but I mean I dig it dudeIt works, and then there's the piggy bank right there. I'm rich manI'm gonna go out and buy myself another coin Bank. All right bye a 3d mazeOh puzzle jigsaw toy kids IQ training jigsawEducational logical this looks like a you're eating those chocolates that are in the shape of an orange that you crackAnd then it like splits openWell they're good, and this is what this looks like so this is like a brain teaser like it's an intense puzzleIt's a complicated puzzle one would say an impossible puzzle impossible for kids at leastFeedback one five stars all right. I will take your feedback and I will use it and give my own feedbackLet kid in the process of putting together 2-pack realize fun thus exaltationIntelligence the ball of wisdom you put the film in wisdomWhat is this?I don't knowI guess I don't understand you have to like figure out how to put everything inside it youPut it together or something so I put that in there and I could rotate this around hereI can put this in there like that it saysThis is supposed to test your IQ have you ever taken out an actual IQ test am I have and I scored really high?So I didn't believe itYou scored remember it was like so I'm not just no really all right. There's no way I'm that smartI don't think I'm doing it right. It's just falling apart. Oh just like you to cover up your problemThere you go, I've solved it ohI did that our solution of the brain to my solution is the Flinstones method oh?I see you can only take the pieces off that fit and then move it around ohSo now this the next strategy is what's under it is to I think take like yeah that and that so greenIt's so confusing when it's not the second color. Can I take it off again? Oh? Yes, look look look hereWe go here we goI don't think that's supposed to happen. It's just falling apartDude I don't know about you, but I think that just proved my IQ scoreYou're so smart. You can do something dumb solid yeah, that's the key to life kids as my dad would always sayI don't say this there's more than one way to skin a cat. Why does he say that don't know to illustrate this point?I believe maybe this is for someone of the IQ of like 60 yeah, like a child. Yeah, all right. That's the denyCannot touch the fine line of the strange muzzle gameThat's the name of this product should we name our product?We should name it cannot touch the fine line of the strange muzzle gameWhat kind of game is that it's a very strange muzzle game where you muzzle someone and you're like being with strange isn't it?The party must be funny desktop game exquisite gift free shippingHey, if you got a party?And it sucks do not bring this outIt will just make it worse the party has to already be funny for you to use this at your partyOtherwise you're just gonna destroy an already poor party. Let's have the cardsuper game an exciting game in progress in progressWhat does that mean is it already in progress before I've even opened this book JimBob. Here's a game of skill that requires coordination andConcentration you've seen these gamesThey have English versions of these games they exist it's not anything new Oh here's what's cool you have multiple different tracksSo if you get bored of one you're gonna add another so what happens is when you add this in it makes a connectionOkay, let's do this is this the hard one. I'm so bad at thisActually scared meSorry you tryNot char the bottom, okay, so now why are you guys so slow?Actually really bad at this apparently. I think I just have shaky hands. Oh man nowI know when I'm like a held hostage, and you're like no I could shoot the guy when he's like holding meI'm just gonna be like don't do it. You will shoot me. I'm gonna say this is uh?What do you say danaiah?Multi music style soap bubble concentrated stick with no liquid. What is liquid your guess is as good as mine tuba horn kidgazillion bar blowing bubbleBut no lick willed I'm upset so it's supposed to just blow a ton of bubbles all at onceI mean we're no bubble-blowing babiesBut I'm down fatal not working get the water by all sides fatal if it's fatalHow is he still typing in a review yeah?From beyond the grave he's just like this thing was totally failed to me. I'll attack you turnlink willLick well we talked about how this is packaged. What's the weirdest bubble wrap I've ever seen in my lifeOh, it's by that same company with the original branding toysOkay, so it includes that little thing you dip in there you blowOhmissedOpportunity to make like a fun little sound like a kazoo or something you ready to see a bubble store my dude jigs up. OhI'm so wet now. It's truly in a bubble suppose a lot of booksWhy they keep going towards me?Let's see how many I can blow without getting like super or lightheaded and then make a song at the same timeFirst blow you can totally tell I already forgot to do it and that was like crap I should be making musicGot lightheaded I was like that's the only note. I know I don't like too many bubblesI'm gonna have to say that is a try it if you like your own bubble stones. That's to buy itThat's what I meant 60 70 80 90 100. They're like counting up. I think you're supposed to count down for suspenseContact juggling ball. Ah you're played with a contact ballMagic tricks crystal ultra clear hunter cent acrylic ball manipulation juggling, what's a manipulation ball I feel uncomfortableWhat kind of balls do manipulate? Oh yeah? That's yeah? Do you see his like Jedi braid back there? Dude, that's rightOh that is that guy is awesomeI just find it so difficult to believe that he shaved his head and his beardContinuously for years and just missed that one little spotJust like that one little spot. You just can't get to dudeI think we're missing something so why don't we search manipulate a weight? We have a video let's watch this videoOh, he's manipulating his ballOh the point of the ball is to keep the ball stable while you're moving around beside itSo it makes it look like it's hovering but it's not I'm sure there's a better video hereWe go check this one out. Oh, I see this guy knows what he's doingI don't like what he's doing with his other hand. He was just like pretending to tickle itThey're good at that. Dude look at his fingers. Do they give me the willies oh?He's a magicianOkay, you're gonna. Tell me that it's not Talent all right Add to Cart INeed some knife manipulation right now Z ohOh, no. It's just completely destroyed right here bummer, dudeThis is not a perfectly clear ball to be manipulated. Now you ready for this tanner yeahDo the way it hoversI'm actually not badI knocked on them before, but now I get it. It's calming ohNo so closeThis thing's heavy. Oh my gosh. It's not a joke. I learned my lesson. I'm doing out here. Now. Oh you're goodDude you gotta have big balls to play with this ball, I think you're gonna have equal sizeWhat do you mean you do it now?I ran out of popcorn I get on my seat ohThat work scared me though only one is the true holder of the ball, and it is I how do you do it?I'm feeling this is a skill I could develop, but then I'd get home and show a manIt should be like did you bring home dinner?Did you do something worthwhile see that video right there that attend that game strain thing?Pretty crazy funny very interest on tape and this right here is a video that YouTube thinks youspecifically will enjoyWill you I don't know let's find out click it and we'll see you over there also subscribe button if you're new hereThank you. Good day high five\n"