The Mystery Box: A Journey of Surprises and Disappointment

I'm gonna go wash my hands. That might've been worth the pain. Maybe I should have a rash or something. I don't know. I'm okay now. Let these water beads absorb water. Now you got a balloon. Okay it's leaking. It's leaking. I don't know how much this box was for.

Josh, do you have the Game Boy Advance? I'm covered in glitter dude. I'm a mess. I'm giving up. Dude, this glitter is thick with two C's. It's time to try out what I think will either make or break this box. How do you turn this thing on?

I'm telling you right now, my skin is burning. I don't know why, I don't know how, all I can say is one thing led to another and this got on me. And we're in the elevator. Sure I'll play some tennis. No, I want four bounds and four speed. You know I'm Roger Federer. I actually did play tennis. Final set? We didn't even play. I don't even see myself. It's like Wii tennis, just worse.

No! The batteries popped out 'cause there's no back cover on it. I wanna get one point. We're gonna ramp the hardness down a little bit. Pick an easy opponent. I thought that was an ace. Backhand him. Cross court, here we go, come on boys. You're giving them cupcakes. Worst mystery box ever because I lost.

Oh and a pack of napkins because, when it gets lonely. Am I right? I feel like a sexy librarian. Box number four, the final box. I feel like I'm a librarian. We'll start off with these. These are the new airpower chargers by Apple. It hasn't come out yet. Just please stick with us. It'll be out by the end of the year.

Another cactus. You can see my friends, we have an homage. Put the cactus right there and let's put Mr. Dancing Taco, until we get a real name for him, right there, and an emoji backpack. Does this even fit my body? I literally have to be barely legal to wear this. It's an iPhone Six Plus case? I know we're on the iPhone 10 now but man, I would've loved this at some point.

It's just a bumper style case. Is that metal? That is metal. That's the way to always tell. Really nice bumper case. This would've been sick if I got this a few years ago. And there's a screen protector? Both are plastic. You know what, I love when they send me books. Super Science Experiments: Amazing Energy Experiments. Do you think they have an Audible for this one dude?

Halo. It's a funkout. I wish it was a funkout. We have our action figure setup right here. Bam, we are four for four in this video. Is this a fashion statement or steel wool? It's a metal sponge. We got one for second place and we got one for first place. Where's the bronze one dude?

It's an obnoxious cable that has micro USB and lightning. Here's the last thing. I'm gonna open this up. It could be a huge bracelet, a wedding ring, maybe a Bitcoin wallet, you never know. Here we go. I'll let you see it first. TechSmart audience, it's been eight years of beautifulness, will you marry me? Actually dope!

Why are there just random shoelaces here? That's kind of cool. Yo Josh, how much is an Invicta watch? Can you look it up? Dude, what if it's like a Rolie? You got a dab or ranch? I actually got mayo. It's not an Invicta watch. They just scooped this in the box. Then we would've made money this video guys!

One of these days. How much is a Breitling?- $17?- I'll take it. That's worth it. A pair of shoelaces, an iPhone case for a phone that's three years old, and a baseball because who doesn't like the sandlot? And they left us a dreidel. You have one job dreidel. You just have to spin and you can't even do that.

This was What's Inside the Mystery Box. I'm all mysteried out. So you guys, that's it for this video of What's Inside the Mystery Box. If you guys liked it, make sure to drop a like and get subscribed by clicking that circle button if you're new and check out the last two mystery box videos over here. Hit me up on Insta if you guys find anything cool that you want me to check out and I'll see you guys later. Peace!

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hey what's good guys?Welcome back to TechSmartand you know what time it is.It's time to open up some mystery boxes.(R&B music)In case you guys don't knowhow mystery boxes work,make sure you hit subscribe so you do.Basically, I'm gonna head onto eBay,type in mystery box, and see what we get.Here we go.It's always so scary seeing what'sgonna pop up and what thefirst price is gonna be.By the way, I said in the last video,if we hit a like goal of 25000 likes,I'd spend $2000 on mysteryboxes in this video.But since we came so close, we hit 17000,I'm only gonna spend $1000,maybe $1700 so drop a like.If we hit 25000 likes again,I'll give to you one more time,I'll spend $2000 on mystery boxes.Okay, let's do it for real.The first one's $6.I can't do anything with a $6 mystery box.I'm probably getting just air.What's going on?99 cents from China?Practical Gadgets MysteriousBox, 100% random box case?That's why I make thesevideos for you guysand hopefully you like them becausewe're about to spend some serious moneyand get off the first page becauseit's only 99 cent mysteryboxes and $5 ones.Okay, here we go.$100 mystery random box.Video games, books, electronics,weird, fun, great gift.That sounds like it's right up my alley.$100, it's shipping fromRandolph, Massachusetts.$13 shipping so you knowthis has got to be a big box.When the shipping's thatexpensive, you know it's good.What's in the description?I'm an experienced seller.Contains a variety of items,fast and free, price $100.Over $100 retail value sothis guy's being legit.I love it.26 feedback and you callyourself experienced?I'll be the one to find out.Someone's gotta do it.What else is in the cart?The other mystery box from Canada.I love it!Sometimes I leave surprisesin here for myself.It's a $95 mystery box with over$400 worth of value andit's a women's beauty box.We're leaving that in the cart.Let's go back to eBay,type in mystery box.I wanna type in 500 andjust see what we get.Kind of like the Daytona 500.Wait, did I get that right?Or is it the Indy 500?I don't even know!Let me know in thecomments which race it is.Is it both Ev?Gee, sometimes I'm just saying stuff.I love it dude.We're not even getting amystery box on this one guys.We're going with the mysterioussurprise treasure box.$500 plus value.I love it.It's literally a picture of a red iPhoneand it says the words surprise box on it.$3 shipping from the Bronx.No way.I have never seen it this low before.This guy, are you ready, has 60% feedback.That means out of everytwo things he sells,one is a scam.If it's 60% positive feedback,maybe we'll make it 65%?Mysterious surprise treasurebox, Knockout Novelties,good feedback, no description.That's sketch.Free shipping.Yes sir.Wait, what?Some products may havedamage to retail packaging.Okay, that's fine.I thought it said someproducts may be damaged.That would not be okay.Let's head to the cart.Let's get this stuff ordered.I spent $1124.Hopefully they show up,but we're probably gonna get scammed.It's been about two weeks and allfour mystery boxes showed up andwhy is that a big deal?'Cause it's not every day everymystery box shows up so yes!The mystery box gods have blessed us.We are four for four.Let's open up some boxes.I just see a bottle of mayo.You see that bottle of mayo in there?Wow, someone was really outdoorsy.This is the outdoorsy box.This could be a used fly swatterso I'm not gonna touch this part.I bent it.Dude, we got my new katana.Then we got knock off mayonnaise.Is this an instrument?This is a motion activated light?Where does one find this stuff?You just throw that in, thisis the bulb that detects it?I can tell you, thiswill not ever be used.Check this one out atGoodwill, catch it on Mercari,it's just not happening guys.Whoa boy!We got some fishing bootsand/or some rain boots?These are rad.(boy screams)And they're my size!That was just a screamand I think a voice crack,but it says size 13.I'm so pumped man!Yeezy don't got anything on K-Dog.We have a mouse trap, really?Do we put the instrument as the bait?I don't know.Nice little $6 magazine there.Some flowers for your girlbecause at this point,she's gonna leave you with all themoney you invested and lost.Well, I don't think we'veever really said it hereon What's Inside the MysteryBox, but I got scammed.This is bad.I spent $500 to get what Ithought would be an outdoors box.No, we get a single Backpacker magazine,motion detection light, andnot even real mayonnaise.Maybe this is worth the $500.I haven't had mayo in a hot sec.Will I just do it?(gagging sounds)I don't know how much this next box costs.At the end of the day,they're mystery boxes soI'll know when I open it.Dude, really?Really?And you know it's great 'causeit says supreme power on it.Let's be super respectful inthe comments, alright guys?We got a what looks like anice broadcast microphone.I've seen this before.Is this a wallet or SD cards?Is this something that was boughton the as seen on TVs?Did they superglue it?Josh, can you please help me open this?Oh it's a button.Now I only lost $94 on this box.What else did we get?Another thing from Quirky.I've seen these.These are kind of cool.You can wrap you earbuds around itand then you wrap your cable.Just kind of keeps everythinga little more organizedbecause let's face it,a single cable or asingle pair of headphonescan get tangled so quickly.Kind of cool.I'm gonna grab some headphones.I think this is my firstcandle in a mystery box.Appreciate ya.This is kind of cool.Basically you take your cubed adapterthat comes with your iPhone,plug your cable in here,make sure it doesn't pop out,and then you wrap the excess cablejust around the side here.What's dope is it's silicone.Slings on down.Keeps your cable nice and organizedand you can charge your phone.What's cool is you still got accessto the prongs here soAC adapter in the wall.A little cable to charge your phone.No cord, no mess.What's also cool is Quirky,the same company that made this,they made a product to basicallykeep this from happening.Give me 10 years, I'll untangle this.Whoa!This is so sick.I'm amused by the dumbest things.A candle got me excited.This is cool 'cause everyone does this,everyone knows that theirheadphones are gonna get tangled.This is actually a product that solves it.Same with this one.The wallet is prettydumb and the microphone.Josh, can you do a price check this?Let's see if we've made some money here.It's the SHURE, S-H-U-R-E SM Seven.How much is this?Please don't say a dollar.- $400.- Whoa!Dude, maybe this is a $500 box?You see what I'm saying?I don't even know theprices of these boxes.You know what I spent,you saw the ordering.$400?Hit it up on Mercari or eBay boys!Someone buy this.It might work.Wow, we just made some money.This feels really good.Maybe we made money,I'll let you know at the end of the video.You guys tell me.Vote up in the iCard whichis your favorite box.Let's open up box number three.That had a $400 mic in it.Maybe these mystery boxes aren't all junk.Maybe you're actually getting something.Nope, no, no, no.I spoke way too soon.What do these colors mean?I don't even know.I appreciate, I really doappreciate the headband.You guys know me.Without a headband, Ijust don't feel confidentand I just don't feel like myself.Oh hell yeah!Gamer portable?It's basically a Nintendobut it's not a Nintendo.I'm checking this out.Yo Josh, is this a GameCube dude?Have you ever seen this?It takes batteries.While Josh gets batteriesfor the GameCube,hot fries are my favoritechip so that's not bad.What is this?Let me know in the comments ifyou what this guy is called,and it's not just a dancing taco.I'm pretty sure there'ssome name behind this guy.A pair of eyeglasses.Are they prescription?Can't see 'cause they are.Sqoosho's?Makes three squoosho's.Add expanding water beads and glitter.Oh my god.It was at this point herealized this is his life,filling up stress balls.Kind of interesting,Jack Daniel's chapstick?Tennessee fire?This chapstick, this is used chapstick.No.Is this a pool toy?That just went right by Ev's head.I love it.Let's fill up this squishy ball here.We have our expanding water beads.You know, I'm not evengonna read the directions.I've been watching enough DIYslime videos here on YouTubeso we're alright.Let's put these in the funnel.Maybe a little glitter.We'll give it a little glitter gas here.Man, it's been awhile since TechDumb'sdone some arts and crafts.I like it.Pour it in.Ow, that burns!Ow!I'm gonna tie this and you can lookat your squishy stressyball, but the funny part is,there is more stress beingcreated than being relieved.I'm gonna go wash my hands.That might've been worth the pain.Maybe I should have a rash or something.I don't know.I'm okay now.Let these water beads absorb water.Now you got a balloon.Okay it's leaking.It's leaking.I don't know how much this box was for.Josh, do you have the Game Boy Advance?I'm covered in glitter dude.I'm a mess.I'm giving up.Dude, this glitter is thick with two C's.It's time to try out what I think willeither make or break this box.How do you turn this thing on?I'm telling you rightnow, my skin is burning.I don't know why, I don't know how,all I can say is one thing led to anotherand this got on me.And we're in the elevator.Sure I'll play some tennis.No, I want four bounds and four speed.You know I'm Roger Federer.I actually did play tennis.Final set?We didn't even play.I don't even see myself.It's like Wii tennis, just worse.No!The batteries popped out 'causethere's no back cover on it.I wanna get one point.We're gonna ramp thehardness down a little bit.Pick an easy opponent.I thought that was an ace.Backhand him.Cross court, here we go, come on boys.You're giving them cupcakes.Worst mystery box ever because I lost.Oh and a pack of napkinsbecause, when it gets lonely.Am I right?I feel like a sexy librarian.Box number four, the final box.I feel like I'm a librarian.We'll start off with these.These are the new airpower chargers by Apple.It hasn't come out yet.Just please stick with us.It'll be out by the end of the year.Another cactus.You can see my friends, we have an homage.Put the cactus right there andlet's put Mr. Dancing Taco,until we get a real namefor him, right there,and an emoji backpack.Does this even fit my body?I literally have to bebarely legal to wear this.It's an iPhone Six Plus case?I know we're on the iPhone 10 now but man,I would've loved this at some point.It's just a bumper style case.Is that metal?That is metal.That's the way to always tell.Really nice bumper case.This would've been sick ifI got this a few years ago.And there's a screen protector?Both are plastic.You know what, I lovewhen they send me books.Super Science Experiments:Amazing Energy Experiments.Do you think they have anAudible for this one dude?Halo.It's a funkout.I wish it was a funkout.We have our actionfigure setup right here.Bam, we are four for four in this video.Is this a fashion statement or steel wool?It's a metal sponge.We got one for second placeand we got one for first place.Where's the bronze one dude?It's an obnoxious cable thathas micro USB and lightning.Here's the last thing.I'm gonna open this up.It could be a hugebracelet, a wedding ring,maybe a Bitcoin wallet, you never know.Here we go.I'll let you see it first.I got something to ask you.TechSmart audience, it's beeneight years of beautifulness,will you marry me?Actually dope!Why are there just random shoelaces here?That's kind of cool.Yo Josh, how much is an Invicta watch?Can you look it up?Dude, what if it's like a Rolie?You got a dab or ranch?I actually got mayo.It's not an Invicta watch.They just scooped this in the box.Then we would've mademoney this video guys!One of these days.How much is a Breitling?- $17?- I'll take it.That's worth it.A pair of shoelaces, an iPhone case for aphone that's three years old,and a baseball because whodoesn't like the sandlot?And they left us a dreidel.You have one job dreidel.You just have to spin andyou can't even do that.This was What's Inside the Mystery Box.I'm all mysteried out.So you guys, that's it for this video ofWhat's Inside the Mystery Box.If you guys liked it,make sure to drop alike and get subscribedby clicking that circlebutton if you're newand check out the last twomystery box videos over here.Hit me up on Insta if you guys findanything cool that youwant me to check outand I'll see you guys later.Peace!\n"