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The Struggle is Real: A Gaming Streamer's Journey with "Porco"

As I sat down to begin my latest gaming stream, I couldn't help but feel a sense of trepidation. The game, titled "Porco," had been touted as a challenging experience for even the most seasoned gamers. I, on the other hand, was a relative newcomer to the world of gaming. My character, armed with a trusty frozen arrow, seemed determined to put me through a wringer.

"talking to nobody in chat is so weird" I muttered to myself, my eyes fixed intently on the screen as I navigated the game's treacherous landscape. "i mean i know what you're saying but it sounds like chinese or something." The game's controls seemed clunky and unresponsive at times, making it difficult for me to execute even the simplest of maneuvers.

Despite the challenges, I pressed on, determined to reach the end of the game. But as I progressed, I found myself growing increasingly frustrated with the game's pacing. "this is so boring" I sighed, my enthusiasm waning as the hours ticked by. "i know i've said this a million times but i've definitely gotten the hang of this game better and i'm doing a lot better so it's not a total suck fest anymore but it's not the type of game that i'm going to come back to."

As I navigated through the game's various challenges, I found myself encountering all manner of obstacles. From treacherous terrain to ferocious enemies, nothing seemed to be able to slow me down for long. But just when I thought I had overcome the final hurdle, a pesky little guy with a frozen arrow would appear out of nowhere, sending me careening back down to earth.

"what's going on? why am i wasting my time with this game?" I lamented, throwing up my hands in exasperation. "i know i'm doing it for you guys that's why i'm doing this stream for you but i'm telling you if i actually get a dedicated streaming setup then i'll stream a lot more often." Despite the frustrations, I refused to give up, plodding on through the game with determination.

As the hours ticked by, my patience began to wear thin. "i hate this so much i hate this circle red circle" I muttered, my frustration boiling over as I encountered yet another obstacle. But just when it seemed like all was lost, a burst of speed and agility allowed me to overcome the final hurdle and claim victory.

"Well, that was fun," I said wryly, throwing down the controller with a flourish. "i'm glad i got this out of my system." And with that, I declared victory over "Porco" and moved on to more...interesting challenges.

The Experience: A Streamer's Take

As I looked back on my experience with "Porco," I couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction. Despite the frustrations and obstacles, I had persevered and emerged victorious. But as I reflected on the game itself, I couldn't help but wonder if it was worth the trouble.

"i don't completely hate it but yes i can confirm as soon as this stream is done i'm going back to the ps4 home screen and deleting this i don't want it it's just a waste of space in my hard drive." The game may have been challenging, but it wasn't quite worth the time and effort required to complete.

The Future: A Promised Return

Despite my mixed feelings about "Porco," I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement for the future. As I looked out at my patrons, I knew that they would be waiting eagerly for my next stream. And when it comes, I promise that there will be better games.

"um you guys have a great weekend yes i'm saying weekend because tomorrow we're going to driftwood patrons keep an eye out your patrons only vlog is going up tomorrow instead of friday just because i'm not going to be home friday and as always thank you to everyone for your support stay awesome be productive as i like to say and i'll see you in my next video peace"

And so, with that, I bid farewell to "Porco" and looked forward to the challenges that lay ahead. Whether it's a new game or a different streaming setup, I promise to bring the same level of enthusiasm and dedication to each and every stream.

The Benefits of Future Points

As I wrapped up my stream, I couldn't help but think about the benefits of using future points. For those who may not be aware, future points are a way for viewers to support their favorite streamers by purchasing gift cards or other rewards that can be redeemed in the future.

"they don't technically sponsor me they don't pay me anything i just like to promote it because it's a win-win scenario for everyone okay guys anyway i am out thank you so much for your patience i know this is the struggle is real and all but i'm glad i got this out of my system." The use of future points has been a game-changer for many streamers, allowing us to build a loyal community of viewers who support us every step of the way.

The Final Verdict

As I looked back on my experience with "Porco," I couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction. Despite the challenges and frustrations, I had persevered and emerged victorious. But as I reflected on the game itself, I knew that it wasn't quite worth the trouble. Still, I'm glad i got this out of my system and can move on to more...interesting challenges.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwelcome to my first stream ever of magicka 2. and possibly only stream ever at magika 2. i know nothing about this game nothing whatsoever except that magic is involved and i got it for free on playstation plus so there you go that's what sold me guys free you can't be free all right let's let's begin he'll be that's funny only that magical like crazy about the interface looks like a pc game just shrunk down for console only that magical i don't know what's going on why am i streaming this oh apparently it's gonna sit there's your water by person look at that i'm a freaking firefighter all of a sudden and i'm on fire most riveting game ever whatever i don't feel like dealing with that r1 self cast area cast l2 web weapon cast r2 and swing your rep and use a spell the hell is that jesus oh one okay circle cast it okay all right all right takes a little getting used to hold on typical video game fashion let's go over to where you can't see anything just in case there's something hidden nope nope nope it's not you she's willie world hey this game sucks oh my god you can't swim you little piece of what kind of wizard are you proper audio the surround sound is out it's weird there's some reason i can hear myself the the character in the rear left speaker laziness death hurts the living and heals the dead that makes sense jesus christ why don't we keep falling in the water exactly anthony thank you you're a freaking wizard oh my god what the fudge god i want to curse so bad i'm trying to keep it family friendly yo hey a little piece of you froze water you happy you think you're jesus or something lightning zaps from your mom i know onward move text oh my god this game blows this game truly blows yeah only 16 viewers i don't blame them i mean i'm surprised i even have one viewer first l2 near the machines up i mean i'm kind of getting the hang of it although i'm not feeling it this is this is like my worst youtube gaming stream yet this is this is bad unless you guys are entertained that's all that matters yeah this is on ps4 i would play halo 5 but i'm trying to balance it out thank you mr mcintyre oh fantastic now i think the weapon hit me hard with it hurry okay damn it don't invite me to a party while i'm streaming why would you do that just messing up the screen actor done scrammer ah oh my god i'm so sorry that you're watching this crap it might be a a good game i do not like the controls at all thank you sir the game looks nice i'll give it that continue do i get a trophy at least i thought that was a trophy notification got excited to help great a neutral bunk and you will come to bender fest sickness in the dressing you started me for a bit trophy this makes it worth it guys this makes it worth it it's all i'm here for oh look at the horsey i am so sorry i didn't i didn't mean to kill it i mean i was curious but i didn't think it'd really kill it did you see that that was great i just heal him how do you man you know i had a feeling i was gonna do that but i did it anyway but good who runs like that honestly oh let's make sure to play tomb raider what are these things like goblins or something they look like goblins i think he's good he's not attacking me hi this person doesn't even know what they're running from yeah i i am a trophy oh my god i'd rather play king obama crystal lithic phil you know what though this game's free so i ain't complaining now if i paid 20 bucks for this yeah i forget had it now can i freeze him i hate the controls in this game i'm typically good at any game i play as long as i practice but this i'm just not motivated stay away son of a you see that pc xbox one ps4 they're they're all great it just comes down to what games are playing oh my god ah i don't feel like doing this you think you'll get this game you might like it i don't know maybe i'm just being too critical i don't know i'd rather watch maui look at his own balls and play this i'm so tempted and it's a gaming stream it's not like it's a vlog what the i mean at least when i respawn kind of knocks him out in a way die what are you doing how do you cast it on yourself again that's shield right yeah i'm sure i just wasted it because i don't need it damn that dude's on fire that sucks what up welcome to the worst youtube gaming stream in history this game blows it's bloody at least you know all righty spike's gonna come out and kill me of course they are how am i going to do this absorption was useful in that's what i did and then oh look at that i don't know what i just did but it worked now ah no david there you go you little game of the year game of the year sully dude what up what am i doing what am i i don't know what to do coward dude stay away oh the huh is there like a dodge button like something like the roll or your stick is long john i agree that this game blows major chunks sir boy i agree use android and play this crap hey i have tips at least whatever i don't care about them of course the water is electric dude like peeing himself or something fruit we're torque and tumblr what is going on in the bottom left and what the is this guy doing in the sand dude good oh okay karma karma hey man i okay that's great what the i really hope i'm saving you guys some time for playing this yourself blah blah blah let's go talk to this creep again you somehow get stuck in the sand it's kind of cool once you get the hang of it like once you know what you're doing it's not terrible it's just not a game i would ever play again after the stream i'm just gonna get rid of it delete it but again it looks nice so there's that and the frame rate's very smooth i'm assuming it's 60. i need help ah look at that look at that okay okay cool cool gotcha are they fighting each other just so that's that's good it helps me out you know i'm hoping i get a trophy soon for like a certain amount of enemies i felt you better back up i'm setting on fire oh my god i just killed them i'm definitely getting used to this i am still though it is definitely not a game that i will be playing again now no no no no no no four or five again i say why can you not swim oh prick oh watch this that's the wrong one it worked though oh my god dude just run i got this oh i deserve that crabs are bad yeah they are i've got crabs like she monkeys i've never owned sea monkeys that episode what a shield again hold on so l1 and circle shield l1 and triangle health all right dude get out of here all right gotta get rid of this little prick get off me jesus i hate this game so much guys i hate it all right oscar good night peace sorry i probably missed that it's too late now huh i'm gonna wall after this i need to unwind with the cheesesteak and the coffee it's the worst game i played in a long time i'd rather play frozen free fall snowball fight i wonder if i use frost oh that's there you go frost can i freeze it little oh i just killed him there we go come on come on we got this guys oh there you go really oh my god wait you saw my spells down and i haven't memorized now so i'm not completely hating the game but i don't like it just if they went with a different control scheme the game would be so much more enjoyable and now it had to be difficult what dude get off oh all right can i cross here without dying no idea all these buttons i'm pushing right now hold on let's freeze again okay then l2 what up what is this halo 3 oh jesus uh he's fine he's fine can i get a trophy at least for all that trouble i just went through delilah how are you michael what up yeah yeah it's ps4 your character mostly i know this guy's a little pansy he needs to suck it up and start fighting all right let's keep going i mean i'm not going to stream for too long because i have to get a wawa soon get a late dinner i'll give him that that was funny oh jesus no i don't feel like fighting this thing guys you updated el capitan very nice very nice oh oh my god why am i going so slow there you go myself no don't heal me you what are you doing excuse me sir oh my god i am stuck cheesecake smoothie yeah it's pretty good it's pretty good oh my god of course yeah healing stupid idiot jesus you diana that's very true oh diana i'm sorry diane that's very true let's kill these seals one more time dude that freezing thing kills me all right gigatronics peace see you later black ops 3 i got for ps4 i would normally do xbox one but i have friends we're getting for ps4 so i figured all of this kind of stuff together stuff together on this one plus i have halo 5 on xbox one to keep it busy so i'm trying to balance out the two consoles and um i'll be getting tomb later on xbox one obviously it's an exclusive time these things need to rot in hell of course of course what else would happen in this game yeah michael i normally would but i'm just kind of mixing it up this time i mean i'd probably rather play it on xbox one so i like that controller more for first person shooters um but again i'm just going for the ps4 version for uh just a second playing with friends all right let's beat this guy what are you that's good oh oh my god yes diane add me the creative one they create a battlefront eventually eventually it's not really like a priority for me captain pot weed it's a good name what up oh wait you can do oh look at that summon a dragon oh hell yeah well hold on let me cancel that for now all right is all right let's see what happens nothing happened i think i had to do that pattern or whatever oh uh yeah look look if you do this hold on so orange orange black orange orange um so orange orange wait stop it orange hold on we got this we got this wish your internet was good enough for streaming that sucks dude sorry uh the flash michael not yet but i've seen it in my list of uh netflix recommendations or whatever so i'll check it out if i die from crabs that's just embarrassing can we figure this out real quick so orange orange black orange orange so oh wait i kill those butterflies no or did i i think one of them just disappeared oh jesus oh sweet hmm dude welcome back geek god i swear i can be good at like any game i play in this world but this this is frustrating i do not like the controls whatsoever this is a game that belongs on pc it feels like it's a pc game ported over the console sometimes works out but in this case now it's just frustrating itself almost as frustrating i swear that's good hey jason away dude don't heal him oh come on really doing this oh my god it's so i don't know okay there you go then it started on pc confirmed confirmed confirmed some games just are not meant to be important oh all right hold up let's get rid of these seals they're staring at me weird there you go uh let me see what we have here revive wow i don't care about that haste candidates at speed boost move enemies out of the way yeah that's what i did before i'm dragging striker blue again test it out yeah look at that it's pretty cool oh good what are you doing huh thank you lewis thank you very much jason i agree so i don't support youtube's rating system it's extremely flawed multi-billion dollar brand yet they can't figure out a rating system blows my mind it's very frustrating dallas it's not that the game's hard it's just the controls all these different commands and spells if i can be ninja gaiden then i can beat this except ninja gaiden is actually good ninja gaiden man what a game on the first xbox that's the one i'm talking about what though oh hmm finally put me down i hate this game so much i do i hate it i hate it i hate it oh no no this is nothing like ninja gaiden i was using that as an example cause that's probably the most difficult game i ever on the first xbox well that was a while ago so i don't know it's the hardest game ever nowadays and it's probably harder games but back then it was hard oh my god the hell is this purple yellow and r1 i'll try it it doesn't hurt what's up just not for me nice there you go there you go so i think i pressed the right button to do that fire thing i did oh my god thank god guys we've we finally did it the problem is i don't know how i'm doing oh back up garbage what is going on musical eat it no not gonna let that little prick beat me all right oh thank the lord can i get a trophy already please i feel one coming up maybe not i don't have crabs tonight i shall never look at crabs the same again suck it up the good news is i mean i got this game over with in the stream so i can promise you you'll never see this game again nani baku how do you do the thing again i got this it's all memorization leave her alone i'm doing it coward but man the beginning was frustrating as hell i love that a little dramatic but it works hello okay then there's no need to chase me all the way over here i'm getting the hang of this aren't i you like this now don't heal them david know and freeze them that's a shield there you go all right all right i wonder if i can go over here look at that that's pretty cool can i not go through here i cannot where to next my lord is that deep that looks deep i'm telling you once you get the hang of this not so bad look at me i'm just running any spells now holy damn where'd this guy come from i know i haven't i haven't seen the mountain dew the other one at wawa i mean i'm going there tonight so i'll check but i've i haven't seen oh stupid crabs ask yourself are you wanted young yeah it is a large crab you're from blackwood stephen i'm from gloucester county ish it's as specific as i'll get oh come on yeah heal the crab you wrong way douchebag what a stupid crab you are what the i don't even know what just happened california i hope so uh soon at some point uh plenty of stupid crabs i'll give you crabs if you don't back off oh of course the giant crab picks me up what else oh oh god laptops are awesome what are we talking about i scrolled off the chat wolves deserve crabs you see i like wolves unless you're talking about the wolves in the walking dead then yes give them crabs i just want to get a wawa how am i electrocuting myself that's what i don't get i don't understand how that's happening oh so wolves as a person yeah dude calm down seriously do not personally threat anyone in the chat room throw up otherwise you're gonna get older one day not have any friends and realize what an you are oh i hate this crap so much good speaking of i'll probably make a video about the apple tv next week my favorite things about it i'm finding out a lot of features that i really like it's not perfect but it's pretty it's pretty damn how much does it good this freaking crab if this is the only room that i have oh my god this is ridiculous why is my webcam i'm not on my mac dude i'm on my ps4 should grow a brain and it right now gives my lights well but anyone with a half a brain can realize that hence the shadow and half of my face well guys come on we're gonna kick this crabs ass oh i hate this so much i hate this game i do david's sushi okay you want me to be douchey then i'm douchey i really don't give a what you think about me talking wolves michael i love david like your brother thank you dallas thank you very much apple tv is doing really well yeah it is actually the only games i have so far on the output tv are rayman jungle run i think it's called and crossy road which is actually a lot of fun on the apple tv it just feels natural and it looks nice too and everything did a good job it's only gonna get better i don't give up games easily but i really don't care about this so i don't think i'm gonna beat it i really don't care at this point holy crap is oh he got good yeah i can't i can't use the electric thing for some reason what is he doing oh he got me oh dude down i didn't realize i could bring him way over here is that it yeah that's it oh jesus isn't his riveting it's so stupid it's so quiet i don't even know i can go over here you can say my attacks aren't really doing anything really i could just run away it works for me guys pay no attention to the waste of this world he's obviously mad at something else in this life and not us that's exactly why haters hate they're not truly mad at other people they're mad at themselves for something i don't know that's up to them to figure out well i escaped the giant crab so that's good it's nine o'clock already i'm gonna i'm gonna sign off in a minute after i beat this little for your mutual gems what's wolverine kill the wizard pogo all right i got this i got this i got this oh god do you put up with some of these people badly at now honestly my answer to that is they're just people they're just people there is not one be a good person in life and i guess let's fight please let's back up back up son please oh my jesus you guys voicing my general opinion and saying no no no no that's the problem with people online they think because you express a different opinion others think he was a hater no no no i don't care if you hate apple you hate microsoft whatever but the second you come across as an it's the second you're labeled as a hater there's no reason in this world to express your opinion in a hateful manner everybody everybody in this world can express their opinion as a regular human being without being a douchebag that is why you're labeled as a hater that is why it's not rocket science i've never understood why there's people in this world who can't understand such common sense i mean i don't care what you do in your life i mean if you want to be a failure in your life that's totally up to you but me i work hard to do what i do and i'm at a point where my life where i'm very happy i cannot but if you want to get old someday not doing what you enjoy because you slacked off and acted like an all right skip your all right this this guy was always dead last time see he actually lose his health pretty quickly it's just this dude in the middle that bothers me and yes i don't know who's in the chat problem is when he shoots you with that frozen arrow your character slows down what the hell big time of course ladies ladies ladies when i beat porco then i'm signing off tell me now i don't know i don't even know what just happened there just navigate all these no not all of them only like half oh why am i wasting my time with this game i'm doing it for you guys that's why i'm doing this stream for you but i'm telling you if i actually get it like a dedicated streaming setup then i'll stream a lot more often that sucks stop yep what's going on you're forcibly a storm out of gta nothing wrong with that it's a great story but yeah i mean i know what you mean i can't i can't live without the internet i just wanna beat this what are they saying does anybody speak that language oh my god he's sucking hardcore all night long porco so the chat was actually a little better now good just be a nice person no need to i mean there's no reason to not not be a nice person in life i mean isn't it nice to be liked yeah but enough positivity always outweighs the negativity remember that that dude's going to like the barrel huh i hate this so much i hate this circle red circle so i should get yes speed boost purple red circle haha that little is dead i just gotta worry about this guy nice there we go guys this is it for him in me the only reason i couldn't beat him before is because that little guy kept shooting me with his freaking arrows fires oh finishing move thank you please give me a trophy i deserve it i don't care about the cutscene please give me a trophy if i get one it's gonna appear right here come on come on no trophy no trophy i know i've said this a million times but i've definitely gotten the hang of this game better and i'm doing a lot better so it's not a total suck fest anymore but it's not the type of game that i'm going to come back to i played games that are similar to this and a lot better just the controls i don't i don't agree with all right but yeah i'm done screw this game i'm out all that for one trophy i got challenges i'm not doing any of them adventure ah there's only nine chapters i'm tempted to beat it one day then but now i do not i do not feel like going through that torture anyway my god that was boring but i hope you guys enjoyed it that's why i do this i do i do it for you and again i can promise you right now if i do get a dedicated streaming setup then um i will be streaming more often which means better games and often more often basis the only problem with that is i need an another xbox one and another ps4 and it's not cheap so with that said if you want to use my future points that link is right below by the time this is published to youtube i will put that link right down there use that to get points towards free apps on your iphone um you can get amazon gift cards itunes gift cards it helps you out it helps me out to get points towards amazon gift cards and hopefully i can buy a spare console by the time 2016 is here so just throwing it out there it's free why not and plus we're trying to push feature points more and actually for those who are not aware that's how i got my xbox one for completely free seriously i got my xbox one for free through uh future points a couple years ago which is really neat so it's legit it works you just gotta take your time with it all right anyway they don't they don't technically sponsor me they don't pay me anything i just like to promote it because it's a win-win scenario for everyone okay guys anyway i am out thank you so much for your patience i know this is the most boring game i've ever streamed in the history of my gaming streams but i gotta say it turned out to be an okay game i don't completely hate it but yes i can confirm as soon as this stream is done i'm going back to the ps4 home screen and deleting this i don't want it it's just a waste of space in my hard drive but hey you might like it it's freon plus so check it out you'll lose nothing but bandwidth and your time so why not anyway um you guys have a great weekend yes i'm saying weekend because tomorrow we're going to driftwood patrons keep an eye out your patrons only vlog is going up tomorrow instead of friday just because i'm not going to be home friday and as always thank you to everyone for your support stay awesome be productive as i like to say and i'll see you in my next video peacewelcome to my first stream ever of magicka 2. and possibly only stream ever at magika 2. i know nothing about this game nothing whatsoever except that magic is involved and i got it for free on playstation plus so there you go that's what sold me guys free you can't be free all right let's let's begin he'll be that's funny only that magical like crazy about the interface looks like a pc game just shrunk down for console only that magical i don't know what's going on why am i streaming this oh apparently it's gonna sit there's your water by person look at that i'm a freaking firefighter all of a sudden and i'm on fire most riveting game ever whatever i don't feel like dealing with that r1 self cast area cast l2 web weapon cast r2 and swing your rep and use a spell the hell is that jesus oh one okay circle cast it okay all right all right takes a little getting used to hold on typical video game fashion let's go over to where you can't see anything just in case there's something hidden nope nope nope it's not you she's willie world hey this game sucks oh my god you can't swim you little piece of what kind of wizard are you proper audio the surround sound is out it's weird there's some reason i can hear myself the the character in the rear left speaker laziness death hurts the living and heals the dead that makes sense jesus christ why don't we keep falling in the water exactly anthony thank you you're a freaking wizard oh my god what the fudge god i want to curse so bad i'm trying to keep it family friendly yo hey a little piece of you froze water you happy you think you're jesus or something lightning zaps from your mom i know onward move text oh my god this game blows this game truly blows yeah only 16 viewers i don't blame them i mean i'm surprised i even have one viewer first l2 near the machines up i mean i'm kind of getting the hang of it although i'm not feeling it this is this is like my worst youtube gaming stream yet this is this is bad unless you guys are entertained that's all that matters yeah this is on ps4 i would play halo 5 but i'm trying to balance it out thank you mr mcintyre oh fantastic now i think the weapon hit me hard with it hurry okay damn it don't invite me to a party while i'm streaming why would you do that just messing up the screen actor done scrammer ah oh my god i'm so sorry that you're watching this crap it might be a a good game i do not like the controls at all thank you sir the game looks nice i'll give it that continue do i get a trophy at least i thought that was a trophy notification got excited to help great a neutral bunk and you will come to bender fest sickness in the dressing you started me for a bit trophy this makes it worth it guys this makes it worth it it's all i'm here for oh look at the horsey i am so sorry i didn't i didn't mean to kill it i mean i was curious but i didn't think it'd really kill it did you see that that was great i just heal him how do you man you know i had a feeling i was gonna do that but i did it anyway but good who runs like that honestly oh let's make sure to play tomb raider what are these things like goblins or something they look like goblins i think he's good he's not attacking me hi this person doesn't even know what they're running from yeah i i am a trophy oh my god i'd rather play king obama crystal lithic phil you know what though this game's free so i ain't complaining now if i paid 20 bucks for this yeah i forget had it now can i freeze him i hate the controls in this game i'm typically good at any game i play as long as i practice but this i'm just not motivated stay away son of a you see that pc xbox one ps4 they're they're all great it just comes down to what games are playing oh my god ah i don't feel like doing this you think you'll get this game you might like it i don't know maybe i'm just being too critical i don't know i'd rather watch maui look at his own balls and play this i'm so tempted and it's a gaming stream it's not like it's a vlog what the i mean at least when i respawn kind of knocks him out in a way die what are you doing how do you cast it on yourself again that's shield right yeah i'm sure i just wasted it because i don't need it damn that dude's on fire that sucks what up welcome to the worst youtube gaming stream in history this game blows it's bloody at least you know all righty spike's gonna come out and kill me of course they are how am i going to do this absorption was useful in that's what i did and then oh look at that i don't know what i just did but it worked now ah no david there you go you little game of the year game of the year sully dude what up what am i doing what am i i don't know what to do coward dude stay away oh the huh is there like a dodge button like something like the roll or your stick is long john i agree that this game blows major chunks sir boy i agree use android and play this crap hey i have tips at least whatever i don't care about them of course the water is electric dude like peeing himself or something fruit we're torque and tumblr what is going on in the bottom left and what the is this guy doing in the sand dude good oh okay karma karma hey man i okay that's great what the i really hope i'm saving you guys some time for playing this yourself blah blah blah let's go talk to this creep again you somehow get stuck in the sand it's kind of cool once you get the hang of it like once you know what you're doing it's not terrible it's just not a game i would ever play again after the stream i'm just gonna get rid of it delete it but again it looks nice so there's that and the frame rate's very smooth i'm assuming it's 60. i need help ah look at that look at that okay okay cool cool gotcha are they fighting each other just so that's that's good it helps me out you know i'm hoping i get a trophy soon for like a certain amount of enemies i felt you better back up i'm setting on fire oh my god i just killed them i'm definitely getting used to this i am still though it is definitely not a game that i will be playing again now no no no no no no four or five again i say why can you not swim oh prick oh watch this that's the wrong one it worked though oh my god dude just run i got this oh i deserve that crabs are bad yeah they are i've got crabs like she monkeys i've never owned sea monkeys that episode what a shield again hold on so l1 and circle shield l1 and triangle health all right dude get out of here all right gotta get rid of this little prick get off me jesus i hate this game so much guys i hate it all right oscar good night peace sorry i probably missed that it's too late now huh i'm gonna wall after this i need to unwind with the cheesesteak and the coffee it's the worst game i played in a long time i'd rather play frozen free fall snowball fight i wonder if i use frost oh that's there you go frost can i freeze it little oh i just killed him there we go come on come on we got this guys oh there you go really oh my god wait you saw my spells down and i haven't memorized now so i'm not completely hating the game but i don't like it just if they went with a different control scheme the game would be so much more enjoyable and now it had to be difficult what dude get off oh all right can i cross here without dying no idea all these buttons i'm pushing right now hold on let's freeze again okay then l2 what up what is this halo 3 oh jesus uh he's fine he's fine can i get a trophy at least for all that trouble i just went through delilah how are you michael what up yeah yeah it's ps4 your character mostly i know this guy's a little pansy he needs to suck it up and start fighting all right let's keep going i mean i'm not going to stream for too long because i have to get a wawa soon get a late dinner i'll give him that that was funny oh jesus no i don't feel like fighting this thing guys you updated el capitan very nice very nice oh oh my god why am i going so slow there you go myself no don't heal me you what are you doing excuse me sir oh my god i am stuck cheesecake smoothie yeah it's pretty good it's pretty good oh my god of course yeah healing stupid idiot jesus you diana that's very true oh diana i'm sorry diane that's very true let's kill these seals one more time dude that freezing thing kills me all right gigatronics peace see you later black ops 3 i got for ps4 i would normally do xbox one but i have friends we're getting for ps4 so i figured all of this kind of stuff together stuff together on this one plus i have halo 5 on xbox one to keep it busy so i'm trying to balance out the two consoles and um i'll be getting tomb later on xbox one obviously it's an exclusive time these things need to rot in hell of course of course what else would happen in this game yeah michael i normally would but i'm just kind of mixing it up this time i mean i'd probably rather play it on xbox one so i like that controller more for first person shooters um but again i'm just going for the ps4 version for uh just a second playing with friends all right let's beat this guy what are you that's good oh oh my god yes diane add me the creative one they create a battlefront eventually eventually it's not really like a priority for me captain pot weed it's a good name what up oh wait you can do oh look at that summon a dragon oh hell yeah well hold on let me cancel that for now all right is all right let's see what happens nothing happened i think i had to do that pattern or whatever oh uh yeah look look if you do this hold on so orange orange black orange orange um so orange orange wait stop it orange hold on we got this we got this wish your internet was good enough for streaming that sucks dude sorry uh the flash michael not yet but i've seen it in my list of uh netflix recommendations or whatever so i'll check it out if i die from crabs that's just embarrassing can we figure this out real quick so orange orange black orange orange so oh wait i kill those butterflies no or did i i think one of them just disappeared oh jesus oh sweet hmm dude welcome back geek god i swear i can be good at like any game i play in this world but this this is frustrating i do not like the controls whatsoever this is a game that belongs on pc it feels like it's a pc game ported over the console sometimes works out but in this case now it's just frustrating itself almost as frustrating i swear that's good hey jason away dude don't heal him oh come on really doing this oh my god it's so i don't know okay there you go then it started on pc confirmed confirmed confirmed some games just are not meant to be important oh all right hold up let's get rid of these seals they're staring at me weird there you go uh let me see what we have here revive wow i don't care about that haste candidates at speed boost move enemies out of the way yeah that's what i did before i'm dragging striker blue again test it out yeah look at that it's pretty cool oh good what are you doing huh thank you lewis thank you very much jason i agree so i don't support youtube's rating system it's extremely flawed multi-billion dollar brand yet they can't figure out a rating system blows my mind it's very frustrating dallas it's not that the game's hard it's just the controls all these different commands and spells if i can be ninja gaiden then i can beat this except ninja gaiden is actually good ninja gaiden man what a game on the first xbox that's the one i'm talking about what though oh hmm finally put me down i hate this game so much i do i hate it i hate it i hate it oh no no this is nothing like ninja gaiden i was using that as an example cause that's probably the most difficult game i ever on the first xbox well that was a while ago so i don't know it's the hardest game ever nowadays and it's probably harder games but back then it was hard oh my god the hell is this purple yellow and r1 i'll try it it doesn't hurt what's up just not for me nice there you go there you go so i think i pressed the right button to do that fire thing i did oh my god thank god guys we've we finally did it the problem is i don't know how i'm doing oh back up garbage what is going on musical eat it no not gonna let that little prick beat me all right oh thank the lord can i get a trophy already please i feel one coming up maybe not i don't have crabs tonight i shall never look at crabs the same again suck it up the good news is i mean i got this game over with in the stream so i can promise you you'll never see this game again nani baku how do you do the thing again i got this it's all memorization leave her alone i'm doing it coward but man the beginning was frustrating as hell i love that a little dramatic but it works hello okay then there's no need to chase me all the way over here i'm getting the hang of this aren't i you like this now don't heal them david know and freeze them that's a shield there you go all right all right i wonder if i can go over here look at that that's pretty cool can i not go through here i cannot where to next my lord is that deep that looks deep i'm telling you once you get the hang of this not so bad look at me i'm just running any spells now holy damn where'd this guy come from i know i haven't i haven't seen the mountain dew the other one at wawa i mean i'm going there tonight so i'll check but i've i haven't seen oh stupid crabs ask yourself are you wanted young yeah it is a large crab you're from blackwood stephen i'm from gloucester county ish it's as specific as i'll get oh come on yeah heal the crab you wrong way douchebag what a stupid crab you are what the i don't even know what just happened california i hope so uh soon at some point uh plenty of stupid crabs i'll give you crabs if you don't back off oh of course the giant crab picks me up what else oh oh god laptops are awesome what are we talking about i scrolled off the chat wolves deserve crabs you see i like wolves unless you're talking about the wolves in the walking dead then yes give them crabs i just want to get a wawa how am i electrocuting myself that's what i don't get i don't understand how that's happening oh so wolves as a person yeah dude calm down seriously do not personally threat anyone in the chat room throw up otherwise you're gonna get older one day not have any friends and realize what an you are oh i hate this crap so much good speaking of i'll probably make a video about the apple tv next week my favorite things about it i'm finding out a lot of features that i really like it's not perfect but it's pretty it's pretty damn how much does it good this freaking crab if this is the only room that i have oh my god this is ridiculous why is my webcam i'm not on my mac dude i'm on my ps4 should grow a brain and it right now gives my lights well but anyone with a half a brain can realize that hence the shadow and half of my face well guys come on we're gonna kick this crabs ass oh i hate this so much i hate this game i do david's sushi okay you want me to be douchey then i'm douchey i really don't give a what you think about me talking wolves michael i love david like your brother thank you dallas thank you very much apple tv is doing really well yeah it is actually the only games i have so far on the output tv are rayman jungle run i think it's called and crossy road which is actually a lot of fun on the apple tv it just feels natural and it looks nice too and everything did a good job it's only gonna get better i don't give up games easily but i really don't care about this so i don't think i'm gonna beat it i really don't care at this point holy crap is oh he got good yeah i can't i can't use the electric thing for some reason what is he doing oh he got me oh dude down i didn't realize i could bring him way over here is that it yeah that's it oh jesus isn't his riveting it's so stupid it's so quiet i don't even know i can go over here you can say my attacks aren't really doing anything really i could just run away it works for me guys pay no attention to the waste of this world he's obviously mad at something else in this life and not us that's exactly why haters hate they're not truly mad at other people they're mad at themselves for something i don't know that's up to them to figure out well i escaped the giant crab so that's good it's nine o'clock already i'm gonna i'm gonna sign off in a minute after i beat this little for your mutual gems what's wolverine kill the wizard pogo all right i got this i got this i got this oh god do you put up with some of these people badly at now honestly my answer to that is they're just people they're just people there is not one be a good person in life and i guess let's fight please let's back up back up son please oh my jesus you guys voicing my general opinion and saying no no no no that's the problem with people online they think because you express a different opinion others think he was a hater no no no i don't care if you hate apple you hate microsoft whatever but the second you come across as an it's the second you're labeled as a hater there's no reason in this world to express your opinion in a hateful manner everybody everybody in this world can express their opinion as a regular human being without being a douchebag that is why you're labeled as a hater that is why it's not rocket science i've never understood why there's people in this world who can't understand such common sense i mean i don't care what you do in your life i mean if you want to be a failure in your life that's totally up to you but me i work hard to do what i do and i'm at a point where my life where i'm very happy i cannot but if you want to get old someday not doing what you enjoy because you slacked off and acted like an all right skip your all right this this guy was always dead last time see he actually lose his health pretty quickly it's just this dude in the middle that bothers me and yes i don't know who's in the chat problem is when he shoots you with that frozen arrow your character slows down what the hell big time of course ladies ladies ladies when i beat porco then i'm signing off tell me now i don't know i don't even know what just happened there just navigate all these no not all of them only like half oh why am i wasting my time with this game i'm doing it for you guys that's why i'm doing this stream for you but i'm telling you if i actually get it like a dedicated streaming setup then i'll stream a lot more often that sucks stop yep what's going on you're forcibly a storm out of gta nothing wrong with that it's a great story but yeah i mean i know what you mean i can't i can't live without the internet i just wanna beat this what are they saying does anybody speak that language oh my god he's sucking hardcore all night long porco so the chat was actually a little better now good just be a nice person no need to i mean there's no reason to not not be a nice person in life i mean isn't it nice to be liked yeah but enough positivity always outweighs the negativity remember that that dude's going to like the barrel huh i hate this so much i hate this circle red circle so i should get yes speed boost purple red circle haha that little is dead i just gotta worry about this guy nice there we go guys this is it for him in me the only reason i couldn't beat him before is because that little guy kept shooting me with his freaking arrows fires oh finishing move thank you please give me a trophy i deserve it i don't care about the cutscene please give me a trophy if i get one it's gonna appear right here come on come on no trophy no trophy i know i've said this a million times but i've definitely gotten the hang of this game better and i'm doing a lot better so it's not a total suck fest anymore but it's not the type of game that i'm going to come back to i played games that are similar to this and a lot better just the controls i don't i don't agree with all right but yeah i'm done screw this game i'm out all that for one trophy i got challenges i'm not doing any of them adventure ah there's only nine chapters i'm tempted to beat it one day then but now i do not i do not feel like going through that torture anyway my god that was boring but i hope you guys enjoyed it that's why i do this i do i do it for you and again i can promise you right now if i do get a dedicated streaming setup then um i will be streaming more often which means better games and often more often basis the only problem with that is i need an another xbox one and another ps4 and it's not cheap so with that said if you want to use my future points that link is right below by the time this is published to youtube i will put that link right down there use that to get points towards free apps on your iphone um you can get amazon gift cards itunes gift cards it helps you out it helps me out to get points towards amazon gift cards and hopefully i can buy a spare console by the time 2016 is here so just throwing it out there it's free why not and plus we're trying to push feature points more and actually for those who are not aware that's how i got my xbox one for completely free seriously i got my xbox one for free through uh future points a couple years ago which is really neat so it's legit it works you just gotta take your time with it all right anyway they don't they don't technically sponsor me they don't pay me anything i just like to promote it because it's a win-win scenario for everyone okay guys anyway i am out thank you so much for your patience i know this is the most boring game i've ever streamed in the history of my gaming streams but i gotta say it turned out to be an okay game i don't completely hate it but yes i can confirm as soon as this stream is done i'm going back to the ps4 home screen and deleting this i don't want it it's just a waste of space in my hard drive but hey you might like it it's freon plus so check it out you'll lose nothing but bandwidth and your time so why not anyway um you guys have a great weekend yes i'm saying weekend because tomorrow we're going to driftwood patrons keep an eye out your patrons only vlog is going up tomorrow instead of friday just because i'm not going to be home friday and as always thank you to everyone for your support stay awesome be productive as i like to say and i'll see you in my next video peace\n"