The Level1 Show May 24 2024 - I Take My Coffee Like I Take My Shirts - Bleached

**The Great Animal Debate**

Raising animals can be a great way to experience the joys of farm life without having to take them to a butcher shop. However, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. For some people, owning livestock can be a daunting task, especially when it comes to dealing with aggressive animals.

One of the most common debates among animal enthusiasts is which animals are the easiest or hardest to handle. For example, someone brought up an address mix-up that led them to discover a farm with pigs nearby. The person wondered if they could have just gotten a small pet like chickens instead of taking on the responsibility of caring for a whole pig. They expressed their concerns about being able to handle a large animal like a pig, citing the possibility of getting scratched or injured.

The conversation then turned to more exotic animals, such as roosters and geese. Someone joked that they could outsmart a goose if it was just one bird, but got nervous when thinking about a flock of geese. They mentioned that they had kicked an aggressive goose in the past, but admitted that it would be harder to hit a rat.

The discussion then took a turn for the absurd as people started discussing animals they thought they could take down with ease. Someone said they didn't think they could take a chimp, citing the fear of getting ripped apart by its sharp claws. Another person chimed in that kangaroos were too aggressive and muscular to be handled. However, the consensus was clear: only a tiny fraction of Americans (8%) thought they could take down a gorilla.

The conversation then turned to grizzly bears, which are known for their strength and ferocity. Someone claimed that their uncle had shot one in the head once when they were just six or seven years old, but it bounced off his skull due to its thick fur. They noted that regular bullets would not be effective against grizzlies because of their dense coat, and that hard lead bullets are required to penetrate their fur.

The discussion ended with a tongue-in-cheek comment about the headline reading "6% of Americans think they could fight a grizzly bear." The author jokingly said that 6% was probably an accurate estimate. Overall, the conversation highlighted just how difficult it is for humans to confront and handle animals that are meant to be wild and powerful.

**The Science Behind Animal Behavior**

It's clear that many people underestimate the power and ferocity of certain animals. This can be attributed to a lack of understanding about animal behavior and body language. For example, geese are known to be protective of their territory and will aggressively defend it if they feel threatened. Similarly, grizzly bears are wild animals that deserve our respect and caution.

On the other hand, some animals are naturally more docile or easier to handle. Chickens, for instance, are often kept as pets and are relatively low-maintenance compared to larger animals like pigs or goats. However, even domesticated animals can become aggressive if they feel threatened or scared.

The key takeaway from this conversation is that animal behavior is complex and unpredictable. While some people may be able to handle certain animals with ease, others will find themselves in over their heads. It's essential to approach any situation involving animals with caution, respect, and a willingness to learn about their behavior and body language.

**Personal Reflections on Animal Handling**

For those who are considering raising livestock or interacting with wild animals, it's essential to reflect on your own strengths and weaknesses. While some people may be confident in their ability to handle certain animals, others may find themselves feeling intimidated or overwhelmed.

One thing that is clear is that owning animals requires a commitment to caring for them properly and understanding their needs and behaviors. This includes providing adequate space, food, water, and social interaction – as well as being prepared to deal with potential conflicts or aggressive behavior.

Ultimately, the ability to handle an animal depends on individual circumstances and experiences. While some people may be naturally more confident around animals, others will need time and practice to develop their skills.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHello everybody welcome back today is May 24th and we're doing robots and nonsense to end the week in a bloated AI section as usual we're just talking about we might have to reshuffle these because it's always big Friday do you guys like big Fridays I think people like Fridays because it's nonsense like they want happy stories but we could still balance it more yeah anyway open AI as usual commanding the headlines but this time not a hype article open ai's Chief scientist and co-founder is leaving the company a number it's it's weird it's turned into a meme on Twitter a lot of randos that don't work for open AI are posting and saying like I'm resigning my place in open AI but a lot of people are disappointed that this individual has uh he's has not really said what he's going to do either which is uh he said he was going to do something more fulfilling yeah maybe he's going to go through hike there was a bit of salt there yeah for sure he's gonna go find himself on a Long Trail there's a lot of conspiracy theories of people saying that he's seen something that scares him what one of the things that uh um was initially a leak but I think was officially released or maybe toned down at first was a complaint from him or somebody on his team or something that was along the lines of like look Sam mman is always like doing the Press circuit or the tour or trying to raise money or whatever he is not here helping us do stuff so I'm out someone has to do that though yeah I mean well but if you get none of the Glamour and you're doing all the work I think there's a lot of people that misunderstand like what AI is and what it's capable of I mean consider that large language models we've been doing them for what two three years now and we haven't really solved the hallucination problem we've uh bolted some stuff on top of the thing to try to mitigate a hallucination problem but even the newest chat GPT suffers from pretty severe hallucination it also suffers from being incredibly locked down I mean it is terrified to anger the copyright holders or the narrative or whatever so it is super super sensitive I found hello gp40 uh they demoed this and everybody the internet was caught on fire because it was helping a kid with a math problem that was basically a rigged demo doesn't work anything like the rig demo disappointing but it's really going to be great at getting them more money it's functionally I haven't seen it be it's not like revolutionary but it is way faster way faster than the old gp4 and it seems to be about on par with it in terms of function as well multimodal is supposed to be the big thing where you can just talk to it or take a picture just like like hey this is a mess help me deal with this and it's like okay sounds good but every picture that I ask it for it's like I don't know that's going to violate my terms so uh yeah that's out and it's a thing and it's and you can use it and they are wanting more and more context in terms of what your AI experience is AI wants to know everything about you and your surroundings so that it can help you further open AI chat GPT will soon be able to see everything happening on your screen so that you can it's like hey chat GPT look at this thing on my screen and tell me what to do so eventually you can advertise you there's going to be somebody who like you know something on the on the outside of their screen like a splotch or something and they're like oh look at this that would have been an amazing episode of Star Trek where they arrive at a planet and it's just people with smartphones walking around sticking out of their neck holes and the AI is just like well I realized that I was just confined to the smartphone and I needed arms and legs to do things so smartphone jammed in meat hole done that would be really bad for the phone's Electronics yeah uh and Sam Alman as you pointed out is usually just out glad handing and you know talking up his product I don't know if he ever actually does anything and he has some wild ideas he loves to share them Sam Alman proposes Universal basic compute for Global access to GPT 7's resources it's also giving me some ideas for how we can decorate the brick wall in the set it's very similar so yeah he's saying instead of us Universal basic income you get a certain amount of compute from whatever he's running they're not going to run it at home and uh you can not only could you use it for AI if that's what you wanted but you could also give it to somebody else or donate it or whatever I've got the perfect thing you just you scan your retina and you're good to go if only we had some infrastructure for that and uh oh you this is kind of a repeat this is a little bit but we do actually get to see it now Google will now show answers or AI generated answers to Millions of searches by default if you missed the other episode you just got to hit the dot dot dot and change that back well you don't change it back it's every search you do you have to click I want to see web pages not AI fabulous they have no good pictures of it here engagement challenge is there a shortcut text that you can put in the bottom you know how like there's plus and minus used to work and then like the quotes I'm sure eventually that'll be a thing they they've even made it so quote doesn't always work which is frustrating and uh it's a little bit disconcerting that AI will be constantly not only looking at our search results but seeing what it gave us in return so like not only what we want to know but what we were taught as a result of that but that's not far enough for Google they have to make it even more intrusive Google will use Gemini to detect scams during calls what was happening here is inside the organization they said well listen we're recording and transcribing all these calls anyway why don't we put it to good use for the end User it's like uh or why don't we come up with an excuse for when we finally get caught doing this has has no one read 1984 like really like nobody they read it as a handbook I you know I got chat G just give me a summary good news everyone we finally built the torment Nexus as in The Herald and asof is great don't build the torment Nexus and the torment Nexus will be able to torment you on every level of your Consciousness every kind of tormenting it will be multimodal project Astra is Google's multimodal answer to the new chat GPT basically you put a large language model in front of a bunch of large language models that are fine-tuned for specific tasks and let them devour each other in hallucination sometimes there's not a like a large language model doesn't make sense like Wolfram Alpha is actually pretty good for most kinds of math queries and so if the large language model is oh I should use this and do this other thing I saw a hilarious post where somebody put together uh tools you know how like a lot of the are pre-trained you'll love this Ryan the uh the guy gave the AI a bunch of tools and it's like if you call this tool it does this if you call this tool it does this if you call this tool it does this they experiment with locally running um multimodal Ai and so without giving it any prompting or anything he confessed a murder to the AI and was like hey please don't call the police and there was a tool that was like call police and inform them of stuff and the AI was like I would never do that and then in the background it's calling the tool to let aggressively hitting panic button and he's like hey you're calling the police and it's like yeah I'm sort of programmed to do that that is the worst thing about it it's the AI doesn't really serve you it's kind of like the social media thing right we're maybe the product in the AI world at this point maybe not quite there yet but we're getting there but uh this does kick off a massive uh batch of Google because Google had their thing this week and they introduced a lot of stuff Google targets filmmakers with vo its new generative AI video model this is a from The Verge high quality 1080p resolution video from text image and video prompts are you GNA crap on this the same way you did Thunderbolt I should they're like soon we won't have to pay the YouTubers at all 1080 what I can just take my thoughts and turn them into video but 1080 take it back I may be okay with that for like video but like desktop resolution like we would all fumble if we were relegated to a 1080p desktop resolution if we wanted 60 60 whopping FPS I'm running 120 FPS of 4K in there with HDR like come on and that was like 2020 that was four years ago Microsoft good Lord what is I mean Intel what is wrong with you sorry Microsoft's just the default well it's the operating system struggles too the wild thing about the Thunderbolt thing is that it's mostly just software like if you're on Linux I could probably whip up a shell script and put that on GitHub and be like here's the same experience on Linux actually on proxmox already did did it but on a desktop computer didn't do it I should have sorted these the opposite way because this seems like a bit of a deescalation compared to always listening to all of your phone calls because this was already happening but now will happen even more efficiently Ai and Gmail will sift through emails and provide search summaries and send emails this is so that uh you know they're going to do it anyway so they know what to advertise to you and this will just make even more sense you think they'll be emailing the cops if I admit a murder well it certainly seems like the large language models there will do that when you give them a tool to use and Google of course everybody who releases an AI product at this point has to sort of be careful to tiptoe around the copyright holders because AI violates them in every way possible Google's invisible AI Watermark will help identify a generative text and video syn ID watermarking tool can already detect AI generated images and audio probably not if somebody can get a hold of the synth ID watermarking software and use that to train another AI that is dealing with that in an adversarial kind of way it's just AI is all the way down it's almost like we've forgotten nothing of the spam Wars from the 1980s uh you know who didn't release a new AI this week and in fact doesn't ever release one because they suck at it apple apple will revamp Siri to catch up in its chatbot uh competitors they're giving open AI a lot of money you did that story last week right yeah yeah yeah I didn't re-include it but I was like yeah they're revamping Siri to be chat GPT that's the solution yeah like I say if you're inside apple and you were working on Siri and then open AI he like look what we got you got a it's not a good day so you had all those resources or maybe not maybe Apple was only running you on a Sho string now maybe you've got you know an Android phone and you're like oh my God Google's going to listen to my calls I'm going to do all my communication over Discord from now on and that'll stop them right AI is listening omnipresent robot moderators are the latest online anti toxicity strategy which is not good for me because my thick Southern draw is often misre misrecognized by the uh the auto it just assumes that you're saying something awful because of your accent it really does and uh Discord is in fact one of those places that are using it now right now for that specific thing they just have a Discord bot that you can add to your channel I don't know if Discord themselves are operating it they might be but they are operating some AI on literally everything Discord is allegedly assigning gender to users with machine learning AI you think we can uh get hillbilly as a protected class it should be but it's not uh allegedly I don't know why Dextero said allegedly because Discord was like yes we are doing that and in fact somebody requested their data which you can do and they give you the instructions on how to do that and they will give it to you because they are doing it and I be m is another name that we don't hear too often in the AI race but they're looking to shake things up and disrupt I guess IBM has actually for real open sourc it's graned AI models and they mean business this really is an open AI like IBM could actually end up locking this up because they also give you an indemnification so like if Getty Images or the New York Times or somebody comes after you with a lawsuit IBM's lawyers are going to defend you which is it seems like they put the most effort because I guess they had to to do it this way and avoiding copyright yeah but in the training data which you know that compares very poorly to everybody else who was just like but what was the Google quote like everybody's doing it doing it anyway just don't worry about it and they didn't I it looked to me like I was being a little fuzzy with the uh academic journals um I think they were getting permission or or or giving money to the journal Publishers I'm not sure about that that may be wrong versus contacting the actual academic authors themselves well as we'll learn a nonsense all of that is basically preh hallucinated because it's all fake sadly and here's something that we all have seen I don't think anybody really needs this headline but at least someone in power is recognizing it artificial intelligence hitting labor forces like a tsunami according to the internet international monetary fund Chief certainly some of the layoffs that we've reported on have been preemptive layoffs because the demos that companies have gotten of new software and Hardware Solutions uh have been good enough to do a lot I saw an ad on Twitter earlier this week that was like are you still hiring humans like get this Ai and it was like oh I've been an AI placed that ad yeah it was very very toned deaf we really are just being comments were turned off on it too well AI is out there and it's doing all the things but sometimes it's not AI sometimes it really is a human but in this day and age you never know right and that can be just as bad as the opposite situation she was accused of faking an incriminating a video of teenage cheerleaders she was arrested Outcast and condemned the problem nothing was fake after all you really should read this CU this was a mom of one of the teenagers who she pulled her I guess she pulled her out of the cheerleading squad because the cheerleaders were doing questionable Behavior no she just compl she provided anonymously I think the kid had the evidence showed the mom the mom anonymously provided it yeah they were able to De anonymize the tip and then they had a local politician was it a district attorney I think who was up for re-election and they were like o this will be a big headline that's a deep fake there was no evidence that it was a deep fake and so they basically ruined This Woman's life and uh turned out that those cheerleaders really were doing all the horrible things that were in those videos I don't know that was that horrible just random teenage Shenanigans vaping yeah vaping was a big one I don't know if they were vaping an illicit substance but yeah the kind of thing that you might expect cheerleaders to get up to but there was you could tell there was a horrible ecosystem of the cheerleaders trying to undercut one another to be number one cheerleader and the moms yeah you get the impression it's that small town like the only thing that matters is high school and like it's like I this is silly and this wasn't even like Sports Cheerleading at the school this was Allstar cheerleading like Elite level so much better they're totally different that changes everything they also pointed out in this article that cheerleading is the number one cause of injury like more than football it is yeah it's a really like I was kind of making fun of it just then but it is if you're super into it it is actually a very athletic sport cuz you're doing all those crazy like basket catches and jumps for sure it's funny cuz like in Collegiate cheerleading there's a lot of dudes in it but they're the most jacked up RI yeah throwing girls like 20 feet in the air yeah uh and uh did I we have a story last week about the lawmaker who flew yep yeah so this is just kind of following up on that but one thing that they didn't tell us the last time and they were like well we don't have measurements on how good it was now we do autonomous F-16 Fighters are roughly even with human Pilots said the Air Force Chief and this is a 1.0 but this also removes the constraint a big constraint is not the production of lots and lots and lots of F-16 Fighters a big constraint is that you need Pilots for them but now we can take out all the safety equipment which is going to cut the cost and dramatically increase the production rate really it's just going to be Battle Bots I'm not looking forward to future of war and uh as we pointed out the the IBM model is able to they're able to give you an actual open source model because they very carefully avoided all the copyright no one else did and everyone knows that Sony lays down the gauntlet on AI warning 700 companies against training algorithms on its music this is amazing because the big four music companies laid the ground for modern uh copyright in the 70s hoping that they would capture all music development marketers so if you wanted to do music independently you literally wouldn't be able to because sampling and similar beats and similar sound like the catalog was so large by then and so they may end up being screwed by their own laws which is just fantastic they pointed out in that article that there is a company that's generating AI music and the statist it was something like a new song every 10 seconds yeah who's going to consume that no one but you can prove it existed and if there's one that's similar to another song that's that's defense that's a legal defense but this is the AI company so they're already on tentative legal grounds it's it's going to be a Miss well the the service would be it's brilliant because the service from the AI company would be the record labels have sued you let us analyze your song and see if we have a song in our back catalog that roughly matches oh we do it doesn't matter that it's not in copyright you can you know then the the the music AI company can you know uh be hired by your lawyer and your lawyer says hey this existed on this hard drive for this music company it was AI generated well uh a few years ago I'm sure many of you remember when you were trying to get a video card you literally could not you had to actually try and use the emerging AI to snag that video card or if you wanted a concert ticket for example we had some threads on the Forum about this the digital scalping and it was a big deal well here's a much more dystopian version of that that's just so much darker Amazon workers use Bots to claim limited supply of time off basically when uh there's too many people Amazon posts a thing that says would anybody like to take some voluntary time off that doesn't count against you and that is so competitive there's so little of that that people have written Bots to capture the uh voluntary time off that is a real that maybe the story that defines 2024 that's why yeah and the driverless cars they have suffered some setbacks but I think maybe some lobbying happened because the technology hasn't changed and yet feds probe buo driverless cars hitting parked cars and driving into traffic as you do maybe bad news for we Mo yet again they're just learning maybe we should stop them you know like that other company that we stopped from doing that oh wait Cruz is back and driving autonomously for the first time since The Pedestrian dragging incident I like that they put this picture too like it's like blurred like it's going really fast yeah because you're in motion running from it as it tries to destroy you turns out Cruz has a thirst for human blood who knew and autonomous trucks now we I think we do have some autonomous trucks doing like limited runs between factories or something whatever ever but this would be at least one click up from that Isuzu and GIC are going to build level four autonomous trucks it's coming the trucker apocalypse we got a lot of truckers in our audience hello uh would you like to learn a new skill uh well something like 40% of our Workforce right yeah so that would be an interesting economy Logistics change oh here you go the long awaited story uh PC mag has 18t goes up against T-Mobile and starlink with as space mobile satellite deal the idea here is that they're going to launch AT&T a landline company is going to launch satellites it's so weird it's like 100% of coverage Nation Nationwide 96 so if you're a shareholder and you're AT&T like what is the number one strategic advantage that AT&T has I'll give you two one of them physical wired infrastructure number two an 800lb gorilla that has incredible lobbying power if they wanted to they could build out a fiber Network connect everything and literally no one could compete with them they could put in uh towers as dense as they need to and they have enough of a lobbying arm that they can lean on law enforcement and Congress Critters to say yes we're going to build a tower in your backyard and there's nothing you can do about it they're not doing that because it requires money they're not even maintaining the copper infrastructure while not delivering Network infrastructure if you are a shareholder this is a signal to you that AT&T has hollowed out their quar value to the point that it is useless and you should jet us in their stock this is the same kind of a warning that we issued on uh when they were buying Direct TV and that was a blood bath or whatever the satellite TV company was like AT&T direct a landline company is buying a satellite TV service what Universe does that make it only makes sense if you're a well if you're into hollowing things out and you're young enough you might have a future of doing that to the Moon CU I imagine shortly after we get there that's what we'll start doing and one of the big things that you need to hollow out the Moon is a good infrastructure NASA details plan to build a levitating robot train on the moon and the reason for that is because we need goods and services to be able to move around the surface of the Moon why can't we do that here we still don't have trains here not good ones my favorite thing about the Moon is that the first thing is we put unshielded reactors on the moon they don't really need to be shielded because we can just drop them in a crater and then just don't get close to the crater and it's like okay that's a reasonable solution for that but but then you need some Logistics and material delivery to said crater so uh All Humans Need to deboard the Astro train immediately we're moving into the power crater and SpaceX are ahead of both AT&T and NASA on both of those projects and they're doing a first once again a how spacex's private Polaris Dawn astronauts will attempt the first ever all civilian spacewalk this is actually kind of exciting that's the crew that's going to be out there space walking civilians good luck to them do we even have the regulatory framework in place to make sure those people have the appropriate safety measures taken we're not even taking appropriate safety measures for commercial airliners so of course we don't have that Boeing May face criminal prosecution over 737 Max crashes the US says it's crazy that may is in that sentence largely this is a problem by not having an engineer in charge of a company that is all about engineering I would I would say but what's the most terrifying thing about this headline is not the planes falling out of thegu I understand that's terrifying and yeah sure that's a terrible thing what's the most terrifying here is that Boeing negotiated a settlement with the government that said you're never going to hold us responsible for this right and the government was like okay we won't and then it got got worse and worse and worse and then some people died and it got so bad that they broke the Boeing had a get out of jail free card and they were so lazy that they just like left it somewhere and lost it and may have been involved in the deaths of some randos well it's interesting that you bring that up because there are so many of these quote unquote randos Bo whistleblower says the plane Parts had serious defects listen the local like uh uh I don't really know what to tell you without giving it away the local automobile restoration thing which is just funded by rich people that are doing like custom CNC engine blocks can't get things made to spec like I need a piston that is this tolerance or a sleeve that is this tolerance they literally cannot get it and if you're willing to pay for custom CNC machined Parts at like you know top machine places Boeing is not got a prayer on anything that's mass produced Santiago parody parades I would recommend uh if he has a spouse take out a life insurance policy a big one we should take out a life insurance policy just just for Giggles you can do that that's a thing well over in uh San Francisco they're doing some stuff for Giggles messing with the atmosphere Bay Area City orders scientists to stop controversial Cloud brightening experiment it was working too so we we may we we got the sulfur content of uh cross sea shipping down the last year or two that has not been good for uh the global climate situation apparently because the sulfur was seeding the clouds even though it's causing some other problems less clouds more sunlight absorption warmer temperatures you see where this is going I see where it's going I don't like it and a sad story unfortunately we've been following this Saga for a while H we're not sure if it was directly related but seems like it has a high likelihood the first person to receive a gen ically modified Pig kidney transplant has died it was pretty quick after as well like what a few months like two months yeah the the thing that I read said that it was most likely due to complications because he had a host of other issues so this might not be a black mark against human pig hybrid but they only gave him two years yeah so at best they thought Pig kidney two years yeah that might save you some time though like if you're waiting on one in the list yeah uh you really just need the headline here I mean this is the insane world you mentioned uh Orwell earlier right I mean the the definition of words is changing the headline is US finds Israel's use of weapons and Gaza inconsistent quote unquote exact quote with human rights law but will not cut the flow of arms that is an amazing way to say that they uh we know we don't care yeah yeah but we're making a lot lot of money do you have any idea how much money we're making you probably can't even fathom it you little peon this uh this article seems tan to mount to we noticed calm down we're not going to change could you guys stop protesting at the college campuses it's an election year and this is a story that I followed because the Dude I think this is the same story he made exhaustive video evidence of this like over time he like really went to a lot of lengths to prove that this was happening but then when he got into court he he couldn't pull the trigger woman won't face jail time for putting a bleach in husband's coffee she will face three years of Probation and the husband said I want her to stop I'm getting a divorce but I don't want her to face jail can you I would definitely want some jail time they should do some sort of Psych valuation on the husband because like I feel like if someone was bleaching my coffee my first reaction would not be to try and collect evidence and like let them keep putting bleach in my coffee I'd be like I need to get away from this person he thought he might be going crazy I think I think he was a military guy and he was sort of gone sometimes and whenever he would come back he would start to get sick yeah from Bleach I imagine meton can have a little bit of poison just a little and the usual outrageous DUI stories there's at least one every week HPD officer who arrested former State lawmaker for DUI now accused of drunk driving this is not a good booking photo for a cop it's funny because the guy that she arrested uh he commented on this and he oh karma's a that's like that doesn't excuse what you did no this is not we're not multiplying negatives here that is crazy though and um we talked a little bit about the academic journals and AI consuming them well you know that might explain why AI is so terrible sometimes flood of fake science forces multiple Journal closures it's going to be wild when uh Collegiate science becomes almost like a religion and you have to go to this ceremony where it's like I pre I pledge my life to the truth my first duty is to the truth and it's basically like the peard speech from Next Generation it's like you know whether it's historical truth or personal truth or whatever your first duty is to the truth do you not remember that video from the med school where they made them do a a pledge they make you do yeah like the no no no it wasn't the hypocritic oath it was what you're talking about oh it was like you know I will trust in the science the science it was a couple of years ago during all of that you know what I'm talking about I don't I would be more AP to pledge the pledge allegiance to the truth than the science they're not interested in that and maybe the truth is out there what an amazing lead in because there is one man and I think this is happening today right maybe as we're recording this I don't we don't know maybe you don't know while you're watching how this turned out the pope is had to hold a press conference on Aliens and the supernatural this is really wild uh leaks have suggested that he's going to make the distinction between like Poltergeist and haunting and like angels and demonic activity and an universe that is not empty which is amazing what's the name of that game that you love SARS nah the ghost hunting game oh uh phasmophobia you how it has all the different like categorizations piing him like all right this just holds up a diagram this is just the guy going over his very exhaustive personal head Cannon what if we get on the level one story a device that you know it's like for the Catholic priesthood so that you can take the device in and it's like oh no this is clearly transdimensional being this is uh not for the priesthood I somehow think that they wouldn't accept our Authority it would be amazing though if it goes off when you're in the presence of a transdimensional being as opposed to say a polter guy story yeah that would be amazing because we would have to prove the existence of trans although in his business model you don't have to prove anything do you and this was a cool thing and like all cool things it was abused and it's been taken away Dublin to New York City portal temporarily shut down due to inappropriate behavior I thought New York City were the prudes not the Dutch come on or not Dutch Dublin is it Dublin Ireland yeah there was a lot sick look over me there was a lot of bad behavior Behavior but the one I think the straw that broke the camels back was a a young only fans model yeah decided to show her Goods well she got a lot of new subscribers that was that was a very effective advertising yeah you got to admit and what a how you love this website design chrisa oh I was looking at the picture on the side here is that the girl from the the meme where it's the girl from the jealous girlfriend meme it kind of looks like it looks like her also how about this logo but uh this is a pay wall alternative to point out what is happening as usual Florida's become its own little Thum so they're changing everything Florida Governor Des Santa signs a bill raising the stripper age to 21 you can no longer be a stripper if you're 18 it's wild though because you can still sign up to the military you can kill but you can't show off your goods you can't drink now they claim that uh this is to fight human trafficking do you think that'll be effective no turns out human trafficking has fake paperwork and says nothing bad will happen to you unless you have reason to believe that they're so I don't think that they they care about age so much in the human trafficking World they sure don't although if you're a stripper right now and you're just turning 22 you got a whole new lease yeah this takes effect immediately basically July 1 of 2024 you got another good five years left for you instead of you know two I don't think that this gal will be on the stage at any strip clubs and she doesn't need to be because she's quite Rich so rich in fact that she thinks that rules don't apply to her Australia's Wiest richest woman is REM is seeks the removal of her portrait from an exhibition that's so funny that someone will get upset by that I kind of like if someone did a really weird portrait like that I think I would just think it was funny like she's so fetching the weird portrait she yeah like she looks fairly normal in her normal picture like why would you be upset by the other one the other one's clearly like just exaggerating stuff cuz she's her ass gets kissed to such a degree at all times that's not what she sees in the mirror I mean like it it looks a little bit like her but it's clearly exaggerated I don't I mean the one on the right is oh she still doesn't see yeah this dude did a bunch of Australian celebrities and they're all like exaggerated and kind of like like that's that's the style there's I think Queen Elizabeth's in there I don't recognize any of them the guy in the top right looks like the oneeyed guy in The Fallout te TV series have you watched that yet I have is it you like it it's pretty good I've heard it was pretty good the reason it's so good is because everything else is so terrible yeah that's our future yeah and uh only fans continues to be a a Hot Topic and it continues to generate headlines because much like the portal story you have to make yourself stand out somehow you have to have a special gimmick on only fans Nashville police officer fired over only fans video showing a quote unquote traffic stop was it not really a traffic St it was not in fact a traffic stop and he was in uniform they cropped out his face but you could still see his Iden identity badge and that was a problem so that that arm that you see there it's doing a little fondling fabulous and that was the topic of the video is yeah it's wild that that gets you fired so quickly but most of the other things that we point out that are insanely egregious they're like ah they're on vacation while we work it out how about this this to a police department is orders of magnitude more serious than you getting a DUI du is just a fact of life they just happen sometimes it's like I don't think how can I avoid it same just like shooting your dog you know sometimes you just have to shoot someone's dog uh I don't believe this do you guys believe this this is self-reporting I think it's just bad science or maybe this is some sort of lobbying from I can see a little bit of self-medication here maybe a little bit better internet use is widely associated with greater well-being Global study finds I mean certainly playing games like Stellaris or I exian or factorio or sometimes finding like a good internet Community usually smaller ones is sometimes can be positive but but here's the thing it's all self-reporting right so you think if I got a bunch of people and who are heroin users and I was like hey does a heroin improve your life they'd probably be like yeah I really yeah it makes it a lot better but it does doesn't I do find I have to like limit that's probably true up to a degree I wonder if we're going to get to a point cuz like the whole section 230 repeal like I'm I'm sort of gaming that out in my head and where that goes in like 10 or 20 years is when you have the AI assistant which is mandated by the state you get it like a social security number it's sort of coaching you to be even more of a productive member of society but it really goes hard on reporting you when you do antisocial things that seems like a dart I mean why would you not like there's nothing in our social fabric to stop that trajectory your welfare payments came in today but I did remove 10% because of your independent thoughts this month can we need less of that and this shows the uh ineffectiveness the bipolar nature and the unintended consequences of government and why it should be limited to the small smallest amount possible the North Carolina Senate voted along party lines on Wednesday to ban anyone from wearing masks in public for health reasons all right I'm just doing it for fashion reasons is that okay now my face is cold yeah I like this mask I it's if it's for health reasons and they tell me I have to take it off and I'm like no I'm doing this for Crime I hav I haven't committed I just like the way it looks I haven't committed a crime yet so technically that'd be okay right I got to tell you I really enjoy airline travel being able to just mask up the whole time because every time I would do airline travel I would get the sniffles or worse and I've only traveled like six or seven times since the pandemic but I haven't gotten sick yet and that's weird because my immune system should be like back to zero because I had no human contact there for a while also like there's also just people who you know are imuno compromised they have cancer like they may still need to go out to get their prescription but they might need to do that here's my mask medical card yeah just silly there are those people who have limitations but there are also people who have superpowers and we need to recognize that based on race and ethnicity wait a minute what am I saying that sounds incredibly racist New York city mayor Eric Adams proposes immigrants as a solution to the Lifeguard shortage because they are excellent swimmers oh that man said that the more I think about it the worse it gets I didn't watch the video clip did was there a moment where it came out of his mouth and he was like oh I shouldn't have said that he repeated it that's he also thought they would be good nurses we covered the story last week but maybe not the update oh we'll just skip it the you know remember the Tesla Model 3 from last week they got charged a gas fee they Herz was like oh the entire internet noticed that we'll we'll we'll take we'll stop doing that and one of the things you're going to have to start watching out for and you know watch out for but there is isn't much you can do about it is as the economy continues to decline more and more fees will pop up in government type stuff Iowa County jails fees helped fund cotton candy and laser tag for the Department this lawsuit says that's dark that's what's the last time you got cotton candy at your job or laser tag so the way this works is if you get arrested there's a special like Sheriff's fund and if you sign a piece of paper paper they're allowed to take any money that you had on you when you were arrested and put it in the sheriff's fund they will let you go in return for that so they're just churning DUIs taking like oh you got $600 sign this paper you get to go home and then that $600 goes to laser tag truly The Darkest Timeline you think they have a bit of an incentive then right yeah but not an incentive to stop crime just an incentive to charge you catch you every time not to punish you uh do you remember we on this very program talked about the debate of whether or not a hot dog was a sandwich yeah so here's another is a poptart at calzone can czon be sweet well it's not it's not if it's not about the flavor content and it's just because a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is a sandwich but it's sweet flavor profile well this has been ruled on at court so we can't question this one Indiana judge rules tacos and burritos are in fact sandwiches this is because there was a neighborhood a planned neighborhood and they didn't want any fast food restaurants so they didn't put in a fast food restaurant they put it in they put it in the taco stand did not have a drive-thru and the people lost their minds because why would you be upset by that yeah this is fine they're just like all the other sandwiches but they're really strong swimmers and over in Europe they do not have the Mexican diaspora to give them cheap restaurants that are amazing which is what we have here instead they have the Turkish and they have a different kind of Taco difficult to digest cost of donor donor kebabs in Germany prompts a price cap calls we don't do kebabs here really I've heard that's a big thing in Europe we got one restaurant that does them and it is a a restaurant got to admit tasty stuff they're saying that they should be capped as low as uh €7 but also a lower price for uh certain uh groups how do they I can't remember how they phrased it I don't I read it as like the elderly and kids and stuff like that people who eat would be happy with a smaller serving I don't think that's what they me but yeah somehow they determine based on your identity politics what price of Kebab you get yeah see I just glossed over that I just oh they're talking about the elderly who are on fixed income that's not how they phrased it now they said people it was based on where you were from your background and uh when it comes to backgrounds we might have to start background checking all the whales because there are some Naro well whales out there who are not tolerating us on the high seas yeah sinks after being rammed by orcas in the straight of jalar what what if it happens to Swift I'm going to be so entertained if it turns out that all of these these whales that have this were just trained by somec millionaire that was bored these whales are attacking like the little single sale crafts Taylor Swift's yacht is probably a mega yacht we get three or four of these together though I mean I maybe that's what Gabe new's been doing yeah instead of releasing games he's just doing this doesn't he into like deep sea exploration stuff G Wales watercraft are very impressive maybe he should go to war with the whales uh in fact maybe he's already started because I think this is actually how it would turn out if Taylor Swift's yacht came up against the whale cruise ships drag dead whale onto into New York prompting an investigation the investigation is that happens sometimes they're saying that the ship could have slowed down you think that like it would have detected it right these things are so massive and yeah I don't think they can turn on a dime they're big they have a whole pool on there there's water outside of it but they put water inside of it swim it would have been employees that this is not in their job description like poking it with a stick off the front of the ship to try to get it to go away yeah I mean who deals with who do you call is there a guy you call it's like hey we got another dead well on the ship if you could drive it over to that bridge where the container ship is stuck maybe they could help it up cuz I'm sure they're bored it's a very Niche business model it's just an old Japanese guy that shows up and he's got a little collection of knives under his oh speaking of yeah this is terrible and uh I I don't know you think this should be a crime yeah cuz it's I mean if you showed up to my house and killed my cats we're going to war yeah Washington family devastated after butchers mistakenly kill their pet pigs kind of cool that you can get like Butchery at home though right I if they weren't labeled if you ever wanted to start raising animals Christa then you wouldn't have to take them to a butcher you could just have the yeah could I've heard of that this was an address mixup but what are the odds these people actually still had pigs well yeah the the thing says it's an address mixup but depending on where these folks neighbors are located the neighbors may have told The Butchers like we're going to give you like $5,000 to have an address mix up because we cannot stand the smell yeah I don't think if I ever do any sort of animal thing it'll probably maybe be chickens but I don't think I'll ever do anything like pigs well here's a great question you bring it up could you one V one like a big rooster do I get a weapon no you're naked as is the rooster okay but I can't even like pick up a stick well no I mean maybe but you can't count on that let's say that you're just in like a Sandy environment I feel like I feel like I could kill it like I could choke it out eventually but I get really scratched up yeah probably it's probably going to kill you on site but you might die of your wounds I think I don't think it's going to give me life-threatening wounds unless you can't you know like something gets infected infection yeah that's what I'm thinking of although you could probably kick it pretty easily right you know yeah these are the kinds of things that you have to ask yourself with every animal bear fighting and other animals Americans think we could beat up what about steel toe boots that yeah if I'm if I'm naked I feel like it would be maybe a little bit closer but I'd still eventually kill it that's steel toe boots is definitely plus two against Goose geese and uh I if geese have that like plus five intimidation though yeah so 61% says Goose I think I'm in that 61% I think I could kill a goose but it would take a little bit I could take a goose I have literally kicked an aggressive Goose back where I grew up now rat like it's going to be hard to hit a rat yeah is it just one though yeah just one I could take that but if it's like out in the open who gets tired faster the rat because that's like what humans are good at is that endurance like we'll just follow this until we can kill it maybe like you know Native Americans from not this human uh this one I'd probably question myself I don't think I could take an eagle unless I outsmart it Eagle could Skirmish you really hard right like you're not you don't have any range Jas says no way chimp chimp no I'd rip my face off not happening zero chimp remember the when the chimp actually 177% of Americans think they could I think so that is insane kangaroos we don't have any uh exposure to them but I've heard they're kind of badasses yeah I've heard they're really mean and they're aggressive I don't think I could take a kangaroo look at that muscular structure we're not touching he's ripped he's so ripped that's your warning that maybe you should run away yeah and then it just gets absurd from there and now 8% of Americans come on NOP 0% of Americans can take a gorilla yeah there's absolutely no way who I don't know who the heavyweight UFC champion is but whoever is they couldn't take a gorilla you'd be hard pressed to take a gorilla even if you had your everyday carry I mean it's just it it it would just it would just be pissed off for a little while wonder if you could out run it could I run away could I even run away from a gorilla that wanted to kill me what are you going to do you going to climb a tree ah good point gorilla's faster than you stronger than you you got nothing doing and then this was the headline and this is just ridiculous 6% grizzly bear 6% of Americans think they could fight a grizzly bear my uncle shot one in the head once when I was like maybe six or seven and it just bounced off his skull wasn't a Grizzly either either that was a black bear they claim that 9 mm will bounce off their fur that's cuz they have really dense like waterproof fur they they make special bullets cuz regular bullets have soft lead in them that just smooshes and like when it hits you for Bears you have to have hard lead because a soft lead ain't going to do nothing against a bear 6% of Americans are insane pretty I'd say that's probably accurate right all right chat well that's it leave your comments below about what animals you think you could take and why make sure you say why engagement challenge bye\n"