I'm sure this isn't click bait,

I say to myself as I click on the video.

It's called TechSmartt.

(Keaton laughing as video continues on phone)

I'm fallin' off the chair.

(Keaton laughing)

Hey, what's up guys?

I'm here, so I've been reading all your comments,

and I keep seeing one comment

on every single video thousands of times.

I think we need to talk.

So yeah, guys, a lot of you have asked me,

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- I'm surethis isn't click bait,I say to myself as I click on the video.It's called TechSmartt.(Keaton laughing asvideo continues on phone)- I'm fallin' off the chair.(Keaton laughing)Hey, what's up guys?Keaton here, so I've beenreading all your comments,and I keep seeing one commenton every single video thousands of times.I think we need to talk.So yeah, guys, a lot of you have asked me,\"yo, what's up with your left hand?\"That's a pretty interesting scar.\"Are things okay?\"How are you doing?\"A lot of you guys are concerned,and before I tell you,I know this is kinda weird but,make sure you have mynotification turned on.Just ring that bell and comment down belowtelling me you've done so, I comment backafter the first hourafter every video goes up.That was a lot of words there,but you guys are reallyawesome to talk to,it's super chill.And now to tell youwhat's up with my hand.You wanna know how I got my scar?What happened was, I was on this plane,and I was sitting next to this reallyattractive girl that I liked.All of a sudden, mid flight,I heard someone scream from the back.(indistinct screaming)I'm like, yo, what's crackin'?Someone said it's a snake, so basically,I save the entire plane from snakes.Everyone made it, the girl made it,things are going well with that.But the snake bit my left hand.- You are a psycho.(Tom screaming)- So after I save theentire plane from snakes,the pilot get food poisoning.- Every passenger on thisplane who had fish for dinnerwill become violently illin the next half hour.- Just how serious is it, doctor?- The food on that flight was a little eh.I had to go and land the plane.I landed it on the Hudson,but I don't really knowwhat Hudson it was,maybe it was anotherHudson Bay or something,because it was completely isolated.So we all swam to the island,I got this volleyball that I named Wilson.- Wilson!- And we were justhangin' out and trappin'.A fishing boat found us on the island.All of a sudden, a fly,did I kill the fly?I did not kill the fly.A fly comes in, and basicallythis boat saves us all,takes us away from the island,and as we're chillin' in the Hudson Bay.That's in New York, right?- No, that's the Hudson River.The Hudson Bay is a storethat you buy expensive clothes from.- But basically, I'm onthe ship, we're chillin'.The captain must have had thesame food as the plane person,the pilot is what they're knownas, he gets food poisoning,so I have to command the entire ship.As we see an 80 foot wave,I hafta save everyone.I go over the wave with thewheel spinnin' real fast.(George yelling)After we get over thewave, everyone's chillin',I almost see New York Citywith the Hudson River, got it.All of a sudden, weget boarded by pirates.(men yelling indistinctly)Some guy tells me he's the captain now.- Look at me.- Sure.- I'm the captain now.- I let him, say \"you knowwhat, you can be the captain.\"I get off the boat, he takes everyone,hopefully they made itback to New York City,I don't really know.I get off, I take a planeall the way up to Canada,ride my Boosted board,fall off my Boosted boardat 26 miles an hour.(man grunting in pain)Go to the ER and thatis how I got my scar.(whispering) Matt beats meevery night, please send help.So yeah, you probablyheard that story before,it's a tale as old as time.You probably heard that,you're parents told you it,or you heard it in school, or whatever.But yeah, that is actuallyhow I got my scar.I fell off my Boostedboard four months ago.It's crazy that it'sbeen four months already.Had surgery, now I havethis nasty looking scarthat I'm trying to getaway with scar pads.But yeah, a lot of you guys have asked meam I okay, am I selfharming or things like that.And that's not reallyfunny, suicide isn't a joke.And the only reason I'm bringing this upis a lot of you guys thinkI'm gonna kill myselfor something like that.If you know of someone thatis in a situation like thatand are concerned, please have 'em callthe suicide hotline,the number's right here.It's not funny, it's notsomething I wanna jokeabout or anything like that.But I just really thoughtI needed to tell you guys,'cause I have literallyseen a thousand comments,every single video askingme, what's the deal?What is up with the scar here?Let me know in the commentsif you guys know anythingon how to get rid ofthis and make it now looklike a snake bit my hand,and then I had to goon an island, command aship, and then fly a plane.Please let me know.I make videos with my hands,so you guys have to seethis for the rest of time.So this is a group effort right here.But yeah, my hand, it's feeling betterafter going to physical therapyfor the last month or two.And yeah, I'm almost done,I can move my hands again.It's lit.Punch you in the face.I could rock you, dude.No, no!No, no.Ow.Ow, I think you hurt my hand again.That was like a rug burn from a table.So yeah guys, thank you so muchfor actually caring about my hand.That's pretty much it for this video.Thanks so much Rainbow, Caden,and MacKenzie for being-- This week's notification shout-out.Go ahead and get subscribed to the channelif you're not already.I'll upload four new videos a week.And also go ahead andtweet me @TechSmartt,send me some cool tech, orgoofs, or memes, or whatever.And don't forget that I am the Keaton now.- Is that how I really talk and look?(Keaton laughing)Made my bed my valentine.Literally guys, it's one in the afternoon.I love this day.\n"