The Buggy World of Battlefield 4: A Troll Video by Dice

As I sat down to record my thoughts on the latest installment in the Battlefield series, I couldn't help but feel a sense of frustration and disappointment. As a long-time fan of the series, I had high expectations for Battlefield 4, but what I got was a game that seemed designed to milk players for every last penny before finally releasing a patch or two.

I started by attempting to jump into a little boat while piloting a helicopter, thinking it would be a fun and harmless activity. But no such luck – the game decided to malfunction in a way that left me feeling utterly bewildered. As I sat there in stunned silence, listening to the sound of my own frustration, I couldn't help but wonder if this was some kind of sick joke.

But before I could even process what was happening, another anomaly popped up on screen. It seemed that I had spawned a UFO (or "SEO" – whatever that is) out of thin air, all without touching the keyboard or making any actual in-game decisions. I mean, what do you say to that? How do you explain the sheer absurdity of it all?

As I continued to play and experiment with the game's quirks, I couldn't help but feel like I was trapped in some kind of bizarre dream world. Everything seemed off – from the sound design to the visuals – and yet, at the same time, I found myself laughing along with the absurdity of it all.

One thing became painfully clear as I delved deeper into the game's flaws: Battlefield 4 is a mess. The Tracer rounds that made earlier games so much fun have been replaced by invisible bullets, leaving players to wonder if they're even hitting anything at all. And don't even get me started on the tanks – who thought it was a good idea to make them electric-powered and "environmentally friendly"?

But as I continued to play and record my experiences, something strange happened: I began to see the humor in the situation. The game's numerous bugs and glitches became like old friends, each one eliciting a chuckle or an exasperated sigh.

And so, after hours of recording and playing, I decided it was time to make a troll video out of all my experiences. It was a way of poking fun at the game's absurdity and, perhaps, giving EA and DICE a little nudge to take notice.

As I looked back on my footage, I realized that maybe – just maybe – this whole debacle wasn't entirely without purpose. Maybe it was time for players like me to start speaking out against games that don't live up to their promises. And who knows? Maybe this video would be the catalyst for change.

But as I wrapped up my recording session and took a step back from the camera, I couldn't help but feel a little bit of disappointment. Battlefield 4, it seemed, was a game that had left me feeling frustrated – not just with its numerous bugs, but also with the sense of disillusionment that came with realizing that this series, which had once brought me so much joy, had finally run out of steam.

And yet, even as I packed up my equipment and headed home for the night, I couldn't help but chuckle at the sheer absurdity of it all. After all, what's a little bit of frustration when you can laugh at the game that gave you so much to be frustrated about?

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: engive yourself unto the Lord and He will lift you up or in this case get sucked into a ventilation shaft good job dice now I'm going to be honest with y'all I tried to put together just a simple guys here are the bugs that I found when it comes to Battlefield 4 and I wanted to be mad about it I wanted to rage about it and I wanted to break something but you know what guys by the end of all of this it was just so damn funny that I thought there was nothing more appropriate than just putting together some sort of a little troll video because let's face it that's what dice did to us I loved Battlefield 3 I loved all the previous battlefields and Battlefield 4 now is just like well we've got all your money ha we don't have to make you a game that actually works I mean come on look at Sim City EA Obama so after I had the helicopter land on my head I thought it would be fun to jump in the little boat and maybe blow up some noobs and stuff but no I had to hear this horrible sound what the is this okay I get it I get it it's a sound glitch okay bugs happen but how do you explain this one here I'm just riding along in the boat getting ready to take on this boat waiting for us to turn over there without touching a damn thing on the keyboard oh look at that I spawned a SEO out of my butthole explain that one to me which I didn't touch anything now we're on a SEO okay in this next clip I really hope that you're not partial to epileptic seizures because Battlefield 4 is quite likely to put you in the emergency room here we are just driving along in the tank doing our thing getting hit by a rocket and check out the light show oh yeah now in this next clip we're going to take a look at something that's actually been around since a lot earlier versions of Battlefield 3 which really begs the question why is it still a bug if they've known about it for the last four generations of the game as you can see right there we just collided he's going down in a ball of flames and I am at 100% health I have the toughest little bird in all of history until I got ran into by a jet and then got given epileptic seizure again now I love tanks like I really really love tanks but you know what's really important when you're driving a tank is when you can actually hear the tank yeah apparently we have a hybrid tank electric powered we are environmentally friendly people we're going green check it out once again yep no engine in this bad boy now problem number two is in Battlefield 3 they had ridiculously huge Tracer rounds so in Battlefield 4 they fixed that problem by making invisible bullets check it out how in the hell are you supposed to see what you're hitting when the uh Tracer rounds are non-existent check it out where's the bullets perhaps I'm shooting blanks but then again I wouldn't have a kid if that were true either would it well I guess you just have to guess where the bullet drop is actually Landing there used to to be little Trac around but at some point during this match they completely disappeared now this next clip you guys already saw in the beginning of this video but it warrants taking a second look apparently in the world of Battlefield 4 gravity does not seem to exist as we know it today or maybe there was a giant tentacle creature pulling him up there I particularly like how the guy who killed him took two looks at that and said this I'm out of here this is just a small sample of things I was able to capture in only about a 10 to 15 minute period of time that I had my recorder actually running and I was able to catch all this funky here with Battlefield 4 if we've learned anything here tonight guys please let it be stop ordering games from EA stop pre-ordering because you're not giving them any reason to bring you a good product because they already have your money before you realize that this is a a piece of of course things are going to get better over time as patches come out but if they already have your money there's no reason for them to wait until they have a nice solid product you heard it here on J2 C Battlefield 4 is absolute garbage right now it'll get better but until then dice you can pretty much eat have a nice night hope you subscribe see you later ngive yourself unto the Lord and He will lift you up or in this case get sucked into a ventilation shaft good job dice now I'm going to be honest with y'all I tried to put together just a simple guys here are the bugs that I found when it comes to Battlefield 4 and I wanted to be mad about it I wanted to rage about it and I wanted to break something but you know what guys by the end of all of this it was just so damn funny that I thought there was nothing more appropriate than just putting together some sort of a little troll video because let's face it that's what dice did to us I loved Battlefield 3 I loved all the previous battlefields and Battlefield 4 now is just like well we've got all your money ha we don't have to make you a game that actually works I mean come on look at Sim City EA Obama so after I had the helicopter land on my head I thought it would be fun to jump in the little boat and maybe blow up some noobs and stuff but no I had to hear this horrible sound what the is this okay I get it I get it it's a sound glitch okay bugs happen but how do you explain this one here I'm just riding along in the boat getting ready to take on this boat waiting for us to turn over there without touching a damn thing on the keyboard oh look at that I spawned a SEO out of my butthole explain that one to me which I didn't touch anything now we're on a SEO okay in this next clip I really hope that you're not partial to epileptic seizures because Battlefield 4 is quite likely to put you in the emergency room here we are just driving along in the tank doing our thing getting hit by a rocket and check out the light show oh yeah now in this next clip we're going to take a look at something that's actually been around since a lot earlier versions of Battlefield 3 which really begs the question why is it still a bug if they've known about it for the last four generations of the game as you can see right there we just collided he's going down in a ball of flames and I am at 100% health I have the toughest little bird in all of history until I got ran into by a jet and then got given epileptic seizure again now I love tanks like I really really love tanks but you know what's really important when you're driving a tank is when you can actually hear the tank yeah apparently we have a hybrid tank electric powered we are environmentally friendly people we're going green check it out once again yep no engine in this bad boy now problem number two is in Battlefield 3 they had ridiculously huge Tracer rounds so in Battlefield 4 they fixed that problem by making invisible bullets check it out how in the hell are you supposed to see what you're hitting when the uh Tracer rounds are non-existent check it out where's the bullets perhaps I'm shooting blanks but then again I wouldn't have a kid if that were true either would it well I guess you just have to guess where the bullet drop is actually Landing there used to to be little Trac around but at some point during this match they completely disappeared now this next clip you guys already saw in the beginning of this video but it warrants taking a second look apparently in the world of Battlefield 4 gravity does not seem to exist as we know it today or maybe there was a giant tentacle creature pulling him up there I particularly like how the guy who killed him took two looks at that and said this I'm out of here this is just a small sample of things I was able to capture in only about a 10 to 15 minute period of time that I had my recorder actually running and I was able to catch all this funky here with Battlefield 4 if we've learned anything here tonight guys please let it be stop ordering games from EA stop pre-ordering because you're not giving them any reason to bring you a good product because they already have your money before you realize that this is a a piece of of course things are going to get better over time as patches come out but if they already have your money there's no reason for them to wait until they have a nice solid product you heard it here on J2 C Battlefield 4 is absolute garbage right now it'll get better but until then dice you can pretty much eat have a nice night hope you subscribe see you later n\n"