The Morning Routine of Mommy and Daddy

Mommy starts her day by taking a shower, while Daddy gets ready to change into a t-shirt. It's noted that the gate was easier to open than expected, perhaps due to its design. The corners of the keyboard are mentioned as being sharp, but this is not enough to deter Jerry Berg from coming over for a visit. He plans to discuss his hobbies with Mommy, but it's revealed that he has six fingers on one hand and five on the other.

The conversation turns to Daddy's profession, with Mommy joking about needing to know who someone's daddy is. The refrigerator is mentioned as being cool, although it's not clear if this refers to the appliance or the person. The raisins are also brought up, but it seems that Mommy might be trying to gauge whether someone will notice her having six fingers on one hand.

The camera used for filming is discussed, with Jerry mentioning that he has an older model and worries about dropping it. However, a new camera was gifted by Mac Ray, which features a gigantic Darth Vader mouse mat/keyboard mat. The mouse mat is big, beautiful, and has built-up static electricity that crackles when lifted.

Coffee is a recurring theme throughout the conversation, with Mommy expressing her love for coffee and Jerry joking about not being able to take on any more of the empire in this round. Jerry mentions that he's converted to using coffee from now on, but it seems that he still has some issues with the color of the cup.

The Red Cup controversy is discussed next, where Jerry explains that people are upset because the cup is red. He believes that there should be a specific significance to the color of the cup, and that people who like blue are upset about this. Mommy jokes that she can't have it unless someone is upset, but ultimately decides to drink out of only red cups from now on.

A battery pack is brought up, which Jerry warns not to put in your mouth. However, he seems to be joking and says that you can't have it because it's purple. This offends him, and he tells the person who likes coffee from a non-red cup to get it from somewhere else.

The conversation then turns to food, with Mommy eating an alpaca animal cracker and Jerry enjoying spicy chips. It's mentioned that one of the dogs hasn't snatched the Tardis out of Mommy's hands yet, which must be due to her affection for them.

As the video comes to a close, Jerry thanks everyone for watching and participating in the stream. He mentions that they will see you soon and invite viewers to say goodbye. The article ends with a message from Mommy, thanking everyone for supporting them wherever they happen to be.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enMommy's taking a shower those go on feet mommy's feet not baby's hands I do not want them good morning yeah yeah P gate was decidedly easier let's go back upstairs so that Daddy can change into a t-shirt he has a t-shirt on maybe he's just going to remove his hoodie or we're going to have to turn on the air conditioning in the middle of winter I forgot I locked the gate nice soft comfy Daddy's going to fill out the survey if you don't mind wow the corners of that keyboard are sharp I like living on the edge this is for my second cup of coffee Jerry Berg is coming over AKA Barnacle nerdgasm we're going to talk shop which is a class I never took in high school I still have all my fingers on each hand if you never noticed kind of wish you would notice though I mean it would make me feel like you're actually paying attention in realizing that I have six fingers on one hand and five on the other and I also suck at maths I've already made it who is your daddy and what does he do that is the refrigerator are you saying your daddy's cool like she wants this oh boy yeah this I thought you'd want the raisins got to be careful about that she may start picking up on that word yeah yay I won H I don't think I can can take on any more of the empire in this round bless you I've converted to what hey I can't believe you're still using that camera dude that camera is like older than I am now that's cuz it's a new one is it a new one yeah cuz I keep dropping the old ones how you doing long time no see thank you Mac Ray for sending along this gigantic Darth Vader mouse mat slash keboard mat anything you want on top of it Matt it is big beautiful and I love the color it crackles when you lift it up too with all the built-up static electricity for a done with the live stream I'm not done with the unboxing yet maybe I'll do that when I get home I got you the big one cuz I got it for free I've had half of it that's also why it's the gigantic one it says Chris well of course it says Chris I mean if it says Diana I got to wait for you to come down to get it and then by the time you get it it'll be cold Red Cups this is what we have to be angry about right now is the people who like blue who are upset is it the winter solstice people I don't get it like I love coffee you know I love coffee Jedi could very well have been half peppermint mocha I love coffee but I'm not going to treat it like a religious experience okay like I don't understand why people would there is no significance to the color of the cup that anybody chooses but people are upset they are upset upset because the cup is red they got nothing else in their life to be upset about apart from this cup being red it's mine right yeah it's yours but you can't have it unless you're upset I think that heightens the enjoyment experience you're used to that aftertaste it does have an aftertaste I am going to drink out of nothing but red cups from here on in I don't even have any Red Cups except for this one just keeping my hand warm that's a battery pack it's a battery pack that should not go in your mouth you don't need to recharge that way I know you want the battery pack but I'm afraid you can't have it it's purple and that upsets me you don't like coffee out of a red cup get another cup you don't like the way someone makes coffee get it from somebody else you know Jerry didn't complain about how I made the coffee today but I didn't give it to him in a red cup yeah no you know it offends me that I've never been able able to eat an alpaca animal cracker or a vacon have you ever had a vcon animal cracker how come she got one okay now I'm really really offended seriously let's think of something to be offended about um I'm offended that water's wet does that work okay water's wet we need a hashtag Wick's going to think that that's the treat for him it's amazing that one of the dogs has not yet snatched that out of your hands they must love you got to make sure you get your food come back here with the Tardis you don't know how to operate that thing wow Tangy not crazy I am not exactly crazy for the crazy house flavor sorry we're being vlogged eating chips that are somewhat spicy I had to prove it oh mommy mommy's the crazy hot one it's fun and it's fun to share these moments too yes Johnny Worthington it is Our Moment of Zen something smells minsh yeah it's me why does Mommy smell minsh do you know yeah Jedi appears to be done so I'm going to have to let everybody go we'll see you soon can you say goodbye yeah bye bye oh bye thanks again for watching liking commenting sharing subscribing of course participating with us wherever we happen to be anytime anywhere we really do appreciate you especially if you support us in every possible way that you see fit we'll we'll see you tomorrow\n"