The Excitement is Stripped Away: A Personal Disappointment with Apple's iPhone Release

I really wanted an Ultra phone this year, I was looking forward to it and now my excitement has been stripped away from me. I've been left behind in the perils of my own sorrow all I wanted was a fancy new iPhone with a fancy new name but I guess I could have well. The thought of it still haunts me, a deeper and deeper darkness is where I go into.

I hate this oh God, luckily today's episode is sponsored by delete me delete me is the most trusted privacy service that helps you control your online data in fact I have personally used delete me multiple times before they were ever a sponsor so when my team told me that they reached out I immediately said yes before I even knew how much money that they were offering uh but the money did help though because the average person has over 2 000 pieces of information floating out there online for anyone to find when you sign up for delete me their team of experts provide you a detailed report of everything that those pesky data collectors have on you in just seven days then that team goes to work and gets you out of Google search results and all of these other data broker sites that means no more addresses no more phone numbers and no more photos of your home seriously how crazy why are we doing that why does that happen if I trusted them so should you take back control of your online data today use our code fpt to get a whopping 20 off of a full year of delete me protection for one person and of course a huge thanks to delete me for sponsoring this episode and uh keeping my information safe and story numero lastoe please be good please be good it's not good the Mac Studio the best Mac is probably dead forever ever oh Apple you motherf mark Garman you dirty bastard he also this thing about a new M2 refresh for the Mac Studio but guess what he says it wouldn't make sense for Apple to offer an M2 Ultra Max studio and M2 Ultra Mac Pro at the same time it's more likely that Apple either never updates the Max studio or holds off until the M3 or M4 generation why do I even why do I even try to enjoy things Tim why are you the way that you are honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way I hate so much about the things you choose to be I guess we're killing the fat Mac Mini rest in spaghetti never forgetting it makes sense I guess but I don't want it to make sense I don't I love the Mac Studio I love the Mac Studio perfect form factor perfect Mac for people like me this should stay it should not go but if they're gonna make the first Apple silicon Mac Pro finally why would they even do another Mac Studio at all I guess I mean really why did they even come why did you even come out with the Mac Studio in the first place then why did you tease me what is wrong with you and to make the outlook for a Max studio refresh even Bleaker I'm pretty sure I've never said that word the Mac Pro will definitely be coming with the M2 Ultra chip you know the same Ultra level chip that the Max studio was known for with the M1 Ultra the only Mac to have that thing the chip so not only do you kill my boy but you're also disrespect him Tim Timothy you're walking on thin ice my friend honestly the worst part of this is I don't want the Mac Pro I don't want to pay the macro money last month we learned that apple is using the same cheese grater looking case from the last generation of the Mac Pro and I don't need all that I don't want all that this little box was perfect it was the perfect size the perfect shape just a little chunky boy it was the same shape as me so not only are you murdering the Max studio but then you're also just gonna Force us to buy a cheese grater big enough for an orphan to live in I do not want that that's it that is it this episode has run me dry I was I was so happy today so full of life and now well now I just want to go make myself a nice hot cup of tea take a breath and then go sit on the toilet and put cigarettes out on my dick good day

The Fate of the Mac Studio: A Likely Demise at the Hands of Apple

I love the Mac Studio, it's perfect form factor, perfect Mac for people like me. This should stay it should not go but if they're gonna make the first Apple silicon Mac Pro finally why would they even do another Mac Studio at all I guess I mean really why did they even come why did you even come out with the Mac Studio in the first place then why did you tease me what is wrong with you. The outlook for a Max studio refresh seems bleak, it's more likely that Apple will either never update the Max studio or hold off until the M3 or M4 generation.

The thought of an M2 Ultra chip being added to the Mac Pro is exciting but at the same time disheartening. Not only do you kill my boy with this announcement but you're also disrespecting him, Tim Timothy is walking on thin ice with me. The worst part of this is that I don't want the Mac Pro, I don't want to pay the macro money last month we learned that apple is using the same cheese grater looking case from the last generation of the Mac Pro and I don't need all that.

I love the Mac Studio, it's perfect but now it seems like a relic of the past. The thought of it being phased out in favor of something new is hard to bear. But at the same time, I know that progress must be made and Apple will continue to push the boundaries of what is possible with technology. The question is, will this come at the cost of innovation or will we see something truly remarkable? Only time will tell.

The Mac Mini: A Fatality in the Line of Duty

We're killing the fat Mac Mini rest in spaghetti never forgetting it makes sense I guess but I don't want it to make sense. The thought of a new generation of Apple silicon chips being added to the line is exciting but also disheartening. Not only do you feel like you're losing something special but you're also realizing that progress must be made.

The Mac Mini was never just a machine, it was an experience. It was a device that brought people together and allowed them to share their thoughts and ideas with the world. But now, it seems like that time is coming to an end. The thought of it being phased out in favor of something new is hard to bear but at the same time, I know that Apple will continue to push the boundaries of what is possible with technology.

The M2 Ultra Chip: A New Era for Apple

The Mac Pro will definitely be coming with the M2 Ultra chip you know the same Ultra level chip that the Max studio was known for with the M1 Ultra the only Mac to have that thing the chip so not only do you kill my boy but you're also disrespect him Tim Timothy is walking on thin ice with me. The thought of this new era for Apple is exciting but also disheartening.

Not only do you feel like you're losing something special but you're also realizing that progress must be made. The M2 Ultra chip is a powerful tool that will allow Apple to push the boundaries of what is possible with technology. But at the same time, I'm scared of what this means for the future of Apple and its products.

The Future of Apple: A Uncertain Time

I was so happy today so full of life and now well now I just want to go make myself a nice hot cup of tea take a breath and then go sit on the toilet and put cigarettes out on my dick good day. The uncertainty of what lies ahead is overwhelming.

Will we see more innovations from Apple in the future? Will we continue to push the boundaries of what is possible with technology? Only time will tell. But for now, I can only sit here and wonder what could have been if things were different. If Apple had made a different announcement or if they had chosen a different path, maybe things would be better. Maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way right now.

But that's not the reality we live in. The reality is that progress must be made and Apple will continue to push the boundaries of what is possible with technology. And so, I'll sit here and wait for the future to unfold, hoping that it will bring us something better than what we have today.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enI'm about to make you real excited about a thing or you're not gonna care at all sort of depends on how poor you are the iPhone Ultra is real it's happening basically 100 mostly positively for sure confirmed this is coming straight out of the mouth of Marcus garmantis himself uh here's what he said Apple's plan to draw a greater distinction between the pro and pro Max has spurred speculation that the company will opt for a new top end brand the ultra and then but instead of renaming the pro Max the ultra Apple could add an even higher end iPhone above both Pro Models internally the company has discussed doing just that potentially in time for the 2024 iPhone release yes there it is it's confirmed it's real wait I'm sorry what was that last bit potentially in time for the 2024 iPhone release that is not this year at all what happened John is not ready for this level of confusing emotions Mark first they're working on the ultra it's gonna instead of pro Max it's going to be the ultra and it's coming this year 15. it's gonna be 15 15 plus 15 Pro 15 Ultra but now it's not now it's a whole other phone it's not the pro Board of pro Max it's it's separate whole different phone and it's coming out next year not this year oh you know that scene where Jon Snow gets stabbed by his friends yeah that's how I feel now uh also spoiler Jon Snow gets stabbed by his friends German also said that on an earnings call with investors talking about the rising iPhone sales price Tim Cook said the price increase is no problem in fact consumers can probably be persuaded to spend more I think people are willing to really stretch to get the best they can afford in that category I'm sorry the script the script says to do a Tim Cook accent and it's supposed to talk is it sad yes is he true also yes Apple knows that people are out there that are willing to sell their kids for an iPhone that says Ultra on the box so the reasons for not giving us the ultra this year with the 15 lineup has to just be because the ultra is not ready which makes me sad but also makes Mark Gorman wrong because Mark you said you said it was this year you lied you're dirty you're a dirty liar if Mark is not lying this time then an iPhone Ultra could do some really weird stuff like particularly he mentions it could be the first iPhone to come with uh ports and you know what happened when they gave us more ports on the MacBook Pro right it sold a lot so iPhone with parts gonna sell a lot more parts equals more money that is what I that's why that's I'm that's my motto Stick it to it listen bro ladies you too I really wanted I really wanted this phone this year I really wanted an Ultra phone this year I was looking forward to it and now my excitement has been Stripped Away From Me a deeper and deeper I go into darkness for I have been left behind in the Perils of my own sorrow all I wanted was a fancy new iPhone with a fancy new name but I guess I could have well I really hope there's nothing terrible in the next story ah you know what I'm in the mood to Google myself oh wow okay that is uh okay that is a lot of info oh oh I hate this oh God luckily today's episode is sponsored by delete me delete me is the most trusted privacy service that helps you control your online data in fact I have personally used delete me multiple times before they were ever a sponsor so when my team told me that they reached out I immediately said yes before I even knew how much money that they were offering uh but the money did help though because the average person has over 2 000 pieces of information floating out there online for anyone to find when you sign up for delete me their team of experts provide you a detailed report of everything that those pesky data collectors have on you in just seven days then that team goes to work and gets you out of Google search results and all of these other data broker sites that means no more addresses no more phone numbers and no more photos of your home seriously how crazy why are we doing that why does that happen if I trusted them so should you take back control of your online data today use our code fpt to get a whopping 20 off of a full year of delete me protection for one person and of course a huge thanks to delete me for sponsoring this episode and uh keeping my information safe and story numero lastoe please be good please be good it's not good the Mac Studio the best Mac is probably dead forever ever oh Apple you motherf mark Garman you dirty bastard he also this thing about a new M2 refresh for the Mac Studio but guess what he says it wouldn't make sense for Apple to offer an M2 Ultra Max studio and M2 Ultra Mac Pro at the same time it's more likely that Apple either never updates the Max studio or holds off until the M3 or M4 generation why do I even why do I even try to enjoy things Tim why are you the way that you are honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way I hate so much about the things you choose to be I guess we're killing the fat Mac Mini rest in spaghetti never forgetting it makes sense I guess but I don't want it to make sense I don't I love the Mac Studio I love the Mac Studio perfect form factor perfect Mac for people like me this should stay it should not go but if they're gonna make the first Apple silicon Mac Pro finally why would they even do another Mac Studio at all I guess I mean really why did they even come why did you even come out with the Mac Studio in the first place then why did you tease me what is wrong with you and to make the outlook for a Max studio refresh even Bleaker I'm pretty sure I've never said that word the Mac Pro will definitely be coming with the M2 Ultra chip you know the same Ultra level chip that the Max studio was known for with the M1 Ultra the only Mac to have that thing the chip so not only do you kill my boy but you're also disrespect him Tim Timothy you're walking on thin ice my friend honestly the worst part of this is I don't want the Mac Pro I don't want to pay the macro money last month we learned that apple is using the same cheese grater looking case from the last generation of the Mac Pro and I don't need all that I don't want all that this little box was perfect it was the perfect size the perfect shape just a little chunky boy it was the same shape as me so not only are you murdering the Max studio but then you're also just gonna Force us to buy a cheese grater big enough for an orphan to live in I do not want that that's it that is it this episode has run me dry I was I was so happy today so full of life and now well now I just want to go make myself a nice hot cup of tea take a breath and then go sit on the toilet and put cigarettes out on my dick good dayI'm about to make you real excited about a thing or you're not gonna care at all sort of depends on how poor you are the iPhone Ultra is real it's happening basically 100 mostly positively for sure confirmed this is coming straight out of the mouth of Marcus garmantis himself uh here's what he said Apple's plan to draw a greater distinction between the pro and pro Max has spurred speculation that the company will opt for a new top end brand the ultra and then but instead of renaming the pro Max the ultra Apple could add an even higher end iPhone above both Pro Models internally the company has discussed doing just that potentially in time for the 2024 iPhone release yes there it is it's confirmed it's real wait I'm sorry what was that last bit potentially in time for the 2024 iPhone release that is not this year at all what happened John is not ready for this level of confusing emotions Mark first they're working on the ultra it's gonna instead of pro Max it's going to be the ultra and it's coming this year 15. it's gonna be 15 15 plus 15 Pro 15 Ultra but now it's not now it's a whole other phone it's not the pro Board of pro Max it's it's separate whole different phone and it's coming out next year not this year oh you know that scene where Jon Snow gets stabbed by his friends yeah that's how I feel now uh also spoiler Jon Snow gets stabbed by his friends German also said that on an earnings call with investors talking about the rising iPhone sales price Tim Cook said the price increase is no problem in fact consumers can probably be persuaded to spend more I think people are willing to really stretch to get the best they can afford in that category I'm sorry the script the script says to do a Tim Cook accent and it's supposed to talk is it sad yes is he true also yes Apple knows that people are out there that are willing to sell their kids for an iPhone that says Ultra on the box so the reasons for not giving us the ultra this year with the 15 lineup has to just be because the ultra is not ready which makes me sad but also makes Mark Gorman wrong because Mark you said you said it was this year you lied you're dirty you're a dirty liar if Mark is not lying this time then an iPhone Ultra could do some really weird stuff like particularly he mentions it could be the first iPhone to come with uh ports and you know what happened when they gave us more ports on the MacBook Pro right it sold a lot so iPhone with parts gonna sell a lot more parts equals more money that is what I that's why that's I'm that's my motto Stick it to it listen bro ladies you too I really wanted I really wanted this phone this year I really wanted an Ultra phone this year I was looking forward to it and now my excitement has been Stripped Away From Me a deeper and deeper I go into darkness for I have been left behind in the Perils of my own sorrow all I wanted was a fancy new iPhone with a fancy new name but I guess I could have well I really hope there's nothing terrible in the next story ah you know what I'm in the mood to Google myself oh wow okay that is uh okay that is a lot of info oh oh I hate this oh God luckily today's episode is sponsored by delete me delete me is the most trusted privacy service that helps you control your online data in fact I have personally used delete me multiple times before they were ever a sponsor so when my team told me that they reached out I immediately said yes before I even knew how much money that they were offering uh but the money did help though because the average person has over 2 000 pieces of information floating out there online for anyone to find when you sign up for delete me their team of experts provide you a detailed report of everything that those pesky data collectors have on you in just seven days then that team goes to work and gets you out of Google search results and all of these other data broker sites that means no more addresses no more phone numbers and no more photos of your home seriously how crazy why are we doing that why does that happen if I trusted them so should you take back control of your online data today use our code fpt to get a whopping 20 off of a full year of delete me protection for one person and of course a huge thanks to delete me for sponsoring this episode and uh keeping my information safe and story numero lastoe please be good please be good it's not good the Mac Studio the best Mac is probably dead forever ever oh Apple you motherf mark Garman you dirty bastard he also this thing about a new M2 refresh for the Mac Studio but guess what he says it wouldn't make sense for Apple to offer an M2 Ultra Max studio and M2 Ultra Mac Pro at the same time it's more likely that Apple either never updates the Max studio or holds off until the M3 or M4 generation why do I even why do I even try to enjoy things Tim why are you the way that you are honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way I hate so much about the things you choose to be I guess we're killing the fat Mac Mini rest in spaghetti never forgetting it makes sense I guess but I don't want it to make sense I don't I love the Mac Studio I love the Mac Studio perfect form factor perfect Mac for people like me this should stay it should not go but if they're gonna make the first Apple silicon Mac Pro finally why would they even do another Mac Studio at all I guess I mean really why did they even come why did you even come out with the Mac Studio in the first place then why did you tease me what is wrong with you and to make the outlook for a Max studio refresh even Bleaker I'm pretty sure I've never said that word the Mac Pro will definitely be coming with the M2 Ultra chip you know the same Ultra level chip that the Max studio was known for with the M1 Ultra the only Mac to have that thing the chip so not only do you kill my boy but you're also disrespect him Tim Timothy you're walking on thin ice my friend honestly the worst part of this is I don't want the Mac Pro I don't want to pay the macro money last month we learned that apple is using the same cheese grater looking case from the last generation of the Mac Pro and I don't need all that I don't want all that this little box was perfect it was the perfect size the perfect shape just a little chunky boy it was the same shape as me so not only are you murdering the Max studio but then you're also just gonna Force us to buy a cheese grater big enough for an orphan to live in I do not want that that's it that is it this episode has run me dry I was I was so happy today so full of life and now well now I just want to go make myself a nice hot cup of tea take a breath and then go sit on the toilet and put cigarettes out on my dick good day\n"