The Art of Rambling: A Look into the Mind of a Social Media Personality
As we begin this article, our host is sitting with an empty KNE (presumably a microphone stand) and a look of frustration on their face. "Kind of sucks," they say, before quickly moving to introduce their show. The premise of the show is kind of like reverse, meaning that instead of following a traditional structure, it will be more free-form and spontaneous.
As we delve deeper into the show, our host mentions that they need to tell their audience what the show is going to be about. However, they quickly realize that they've forgotten how to start a coherent conversation. "I don't know," they admit, before launching into a tangent about smelling something burning in their apartment building. It seems that our host has set off their fire alarm and is now frantically trying to figure out what's happening.
After a few moments of confusion, our host decides to take matters into their own hands. They hop on Amazon and order a fire extinguisher to be delivered overnight, rather than trying to find one in their apartment building. This decision seems to calm them down slightly, but they soon become distracted by memories of childhood songs and phrases. "You remember Patty Cakes, yes daddy C?" our host asks, before launching into an impassioned speech about the importance of trending topics on Twitter.
As the conversation meanders on, our host mentions that their dad is trending on Twitter, despite being a bit embarrassing for them to admit. They also reveal that they've been looking at trending topics all day, but claim not to have been scrolling through Twitter obsessively (despite the fact that one of them appears to be "sweating" and using the phrase "I'm sweating 3 hours"). The conversation takes a turn when our host mentions a video they sang with Jaylen, which was apparently a hit.
As we continue to follow our host's rambling conversation, it becomes clear that they're struggling to stay on track. They mention taking a new Twitter picture and even joking about wanting to "marry" their phone (although it's unclear who or what exactly they'd be marrying). Throughout the conversation, our host seems to be enjoying themselves, despite the fact that things are getting a bit chaotic.
Eventually, our host decides to wrap up the conversation by saying goodbye to their audience. However, in a final twist, they reveal that they're still recording and ask us to "stop" them (although it's unclear why they'd want us to do so). As we come to the end of this article, it's clear that our host is someone who values spontaneity and creativity above all else. Whether or not their approach works for everyone remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: it's never dull with this social media personality around.
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what happens all day all day every day I'm like Jenna we should do something and then we just start talking about something and then we end up do this start singing We need to get like a topic trending topics no no okay hold on I'm going tell you what the trending topics are currently right now um I love my dad even though these are stupid batty cake is trending God shut up did you see that no I swear to God oh my God no it really is I swear to you look I did not that shut up you've been looking at trending top all day D I was not I was curling my hair I swear to God I never even look ATS God okay that's weird no that's seriously I swear to God I that's freaking really strange I don't believe you what is this TR I don't why how did that conversation even start about I cuz we were clapping and then I was like you you're that's how my brain works my brain is like trending topics on Twitter ow I'm sweating 3 hour no oh my God look at that thought you do you remember that video that we sang with Jaylen down down we're like Juke boxes hey Mom I'm just a young Bas outro huh did you hear that no help well die okay uh bye bye ow I need a new Twitter picture I'm going to take one right now okay oh wait what do you want me to do I don't know I want to marry the you're still recording no stopyou ready come on it's not here yeah I know it kind of sucks I want this side you want a minute so first we need to tell them what the show is going to be about show because we're only going to post like the outakes okay my KNE is a you it's empty the premise of the show is kind of like reverse I need to stop chewing this hold on and I'm like I hear wait wait wait do you smell that something is burning I don't I don't know we should talk about cuz I don't even going to say current events and I said no no no you need to move over over go then I realized I don't have a fire singure so the first thing that I did instead of trying to find one in my apartment building was go to Amazon to see if I can have one overnighted it smells like fire maybe something outside let me smell outside we should do you remember Patty Cakes yes daddy C wait no wait no wait that was like Miss Mary math do you remember that Miss Mary no back back back rest wow we need this is what happens all day all day every day I'm like Jenna we should do something and then we just start talking about something and then we end up do this start singing We need to get like a topic trending topics no no okay hold on I'm going tell you what the trending topics are currently right now um I love my dad even though these are stupid batty cake is trending God shut up did you see that no I swear to God oh my God no it really is I swear to you look I did not that shut up you've been looking at trending top all day D I was not I was curling my hair I swear to God I never even look ATS God okay that's weird no that's seriously I swear to God I that's freaking really strange I don't believe you what is this TR I don't why how did that conversation even start about I cuz we were clapping and then I was like you you're that's how my brain works my brain is like trending topics on Twitter ow I'm sweating 3 hour no oh my God look at that thought you do you remember that video that we sang with Jaylen down down we're like Juke boxes hey Mom I'm just a young Bas outro huh did you hear that no help well die okay uh bye bye ow I need a new Twitter picture I'm going to take one right now okay oh wait what do you want me to do I don't know I want to marry the you're still recording no stopyou ready come on it's not here yeah I know it kind of sucks I want this side you want a minute so first we need to tell them what the show is going to be about show because we're only going to post like the outakes okay my KNE is a you it's empty the premise of the show is kind of like reverse I need to stop chewing this hold on and I'm like I hear wait wait wait do you smell that something is burning I don't I don't know we should talk about cuz I don't even going to say current events and I said no no no you need to move over over go then I realized I don't have a fire singure so the first thing that I did instead of trying to find one in my apartment building was go to Amazon to see if I can have one overnighted it smells like fire maybe something outside let me smell outside we should do you remember Patty Cakes yes daddy C wait no wait no wait that was like Miss Mary math do you remember that Miss Mary no back back back rest wow we need this is what happens all day all day every day I'm like Jenna we should do something and then we just start talking about something and then we end up do this start singing We need to get like a topic trending topics no no okay hold on I'm going tell you what the trending topics are currently right now um I love my dad even though these are stupid batty cake is trending God shut up did you see that no I swear to God oh my God no it really is I swear to you look I did not that shut up you've been looking at trending top all day D I was not I was curling my hair I swear to God I never even look ATS God okay that's weird no that's seriously I swear to God I that's freaking really strange I don't believe you what is this TR I don't why how did that conversation even start about I cuz we were clapping and then I was like you you're that's how my brain works my brain is like trending topics on Twitter ow I'm sweating 3 hour no oh my God look at that thought you do you remember that video that we sang with Jaylen down down we're like Juke boxes hey Mom I'm just a young Bas outro huh did you hear that no help well die okay uh bye bye ow I need a new Twitter picture I'm going to take one right now okay oh wait what do you want me to do I don't know I want to marry the you're still recording no stop\n"
