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What's Going on Guys!
I am Grandma Shirt, and today it is Wednesday. Which means I am reading your Autocorrect Fails! All the autocorrect fails that you have sent me on Twitter using the hashtag #AutoIncorrect.
So if you want to be a part of THE next episode, let me know! By sending me an autocorrect using that hashtag. It's not rocket science people.
I have received numerous autocorrect fails from you all, and I'm excited to share them with you in this upcoming episode. Stay tuned for more laughs and fun as we explore the world of autocorrect mishaps!
You can be a part of this next episode by sending me an autocorrect fail using the hashtag #AutoIncorrect. Don't hesitate – just hit send and let's get started!
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enWhat's going on guys!I am Grandma Shirt, and today, It is Wednesday.Which means I am reading your Autocorrect Fails!All the autocorrect fails that you have sent me on twitterusing the hashtag, #AutoIncorrectSo if you want to be a part of THE next episode,Let me know!By sending me an autocorrect using that hashtag.It's not rocket science people.\"I'm in the cat right now\"\"It's really warm\"\"Uh...look at what you're sending\"\"*cat\"\"*cat\"\"CAR\"\"Oh my god\" *Holding in laughter*\"My parent are watching a shoe about beheading\"\"shoes are very interesting\"\"They actually are\"\"Shoes are so intriguing\"\"They're talking about the bloody tower\"\"Shoes can behead?\"\"Yup\"\"Let mw know tour plans today if any\"\"Bball at 3 with everyone\"\"Lllooooovveee ya\"\"Ok <3\"\"Licking lollipops yaahs toooooooo\"\"Um. I mean to say loooooooooooooovvvveee yaaaa tooooo\" *Chuckles*\"I sending this to Matthias . Hi Matt!!!\"\"Make your bed before you go out ...my love.\"*Laughs*She goes \"I'm sending this to Matthias!\"....And her mom is like \"Shut up, make your bed!\".\"I'm on break\"\"Sheepin a little longe\" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\"LOL\" (?)\"MY TEXT KEEPS SWITXHING ON CAPS LICK\"\"SWITCHING*\"\"And LOCK*\"\"I knew what you meant\"\"I send to Matthias\"\"Why don't autocorrect work when you want it too\"\"What a Matthias\"\"YOUTUBER\"\"Do you like Beverly or children more\"\"Bee\"\"Beef\"\"chiken\"\"Chicken\"\"OML auto cucumber\"\"Auto Correct :(\"\"Do you watch Mathias?\"\"Rogue is just like ' wtf are you doing' \"\"AUTO CAT RECAL STOP\"\"THERE \"\"I GIVE UP\"Chicken wants to autocorrect to children in this... autocorrect.But what were you typing to each other?Wait, were you texting yourself?No... this is a... mind bender.Maybe you were... *DUN DUN DUN*\"I know I didn't wait for me\"\"Work not wait\"\"Hancock Skansen\"\"Wait what I was just typing gibberish and it turned into that\"*Chuckle* \"Lol\" \"I'm sending it to Mathias\"\"I think I'm getting symptoms of Ebola\"\"Yeah\" \"Wait what r the symtoma of Ebola\"\"Is it like holy contains?\"\"NO pooping auto correct\"\"Wait how do y spell hallucinating\"\"Nvm got it\" *laughs*\"I FOUND BANANA BREAD BAGSLS\"\"BAGELS*\"\"Yum!! Where?!\"\"Died bergs\"\"Sure ergs\"\"Dierbergs\"\"#AutoIncorrect\"\"Olay\"\"*okay\"\"Olay!\"\"Too soon\"*Laughs*\"Can we stop now plz\"\"Let's talk memes\"\"Ok\"\"Memes are the dreams\"\"OH WAIT\"\"I WAS INSIDE A FISH TODAY\"\"kinky\" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) \"NO WAIT THAT'S WRONG\"\"A FISH TANK!!\"\"like I like astrid she makes good mucus and she's really cute but I wouldn't go that far\"\"oh my god\"\"music\"\"mucus\" *Chuckles*\"she makes my favourite mucus\"\"lowkey wanna send this to Matthias\"\"HALP. I NEED TO TURN OFF MY AUTO ERECTION\"\"Wtf... You mean auto cotrection?\"\".-. Ok. Just go into serging\"\"FRICKING SETTINGS ugh I feel your pain now...\"\"What about now?\"\"Ok give me 40 ministers\"\"Minutes\"\"Uh... I don't have the money to hire that many\"\"Omg\" *Laughs*\"For breakfast do you like cakes?\"*Uncomfortable laugh*\"Thought we might have sone\"\"*some\"\"Wtf lol\"\"I MEANT PANCAKES\"\"xD sending that to Mathias\"Well pancakes are good\"\"I'll keep trying to ask\"\"Il Lakewood you updated\"\"Keep*\"\"HOW DID AUTO CORRECT MESS UP THAT BAD\"\"What's up?\"\"slurping Brennan\"\"*skyping\"*Laughs* \"Ok continue slurping\"\"I just watched My Bathtub's newest video. He's definitley one of my favorite YouTubers!\"\"Who's video?\"\"My Bathtub's!!\"\"Your bathtub has a YouTube channel?\" *Laughs*\"What are you talking about? it's MY BATHTUB'S YouTube channel!\"\"Please..please.. Look at your text, X.\"\"WHAT *Matthias\"\"Come to think of it, I should tweet this to him\" *Laughs*\"Who's Matthias?\"COME ON!\"Dang. U lucky thong.\"\"THING SOZ\"\"THING I SAYED THONG\"\"THING\"\"Lol!!!\"\"I meant thing.\"\"I have big thumbs in my defence lol\"\"When ur ready to commit tack me\"\"*when ur ready to commit text Mel\"\"*when ur ready to come over text me\"\"When you're ready to come over text me\"\"I'm sending this to matryoshka\"\"*MATTHIAS\"\"Do you sound like a die hard donkey?\"\"yeah\"\"I mean dieting\"\"Ding\"\"Dieting\"\"Dieing\"\"Dieing!!!\"\"#autoincorrect\"(That's not how you spell DYING)\"4 more dads until summer vacation\"\"w at\"\"Daus dammit\"\"daus\"\"DADS\"\"dads\"\"DAUS\"\"Do we have babies?\"\"I mean battery's XD XD\"\"Ha what kind?\"\"I have a friend who wears clothes.\"\"Wow autocorrect^^ .\"\"CROCS** UM AUTOCORRECT?? TF???\"\"I swear to god autocorrect hates me\"\"OMG I JUST SAW CIVIL WAR\"\"MY EMO SAUSAGES\" *Chuckles*\"*EMO-\" *Breath* \"*EMOTICONS\"\"EMOTIONS\"\"Finally\"Emo sausages!\"I'm hugely ;-; in need goof\"\"GOOF THIS WOMANS NEEDS GOOF\"\"*slaps brain* I DEMAND GOOF\" *Laughs*\"xD food... I meant food But goof is good enough\"Oh my gosh, are they serious with this one-?Did Amanda seriously pick this one out?HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THIS ONE?I CAN'T READ THIS ONE!C'MON!\"Omfg star fell down the life!\"\"How did she fall down the life?\"\"Life? Oh boobs I ment stairs\"\"Piips**\"\"Poops*\"\"Your phone is so sxrewd\"\"*screwed\"\"Tell grandma all I have to do is call my hair and get dressed\"\"What do you call your hair about?\"\"Umm you know ask it how it's doing\" *Chuckle*\"Oh I see well what did it sauu\"\"Ummm that it wants to split\"Ha, get it?Split- Split endsAhhhhh, hair jokes\"The impossible the impossible The newspaper is happening?\"\"I have no idea what you mean...\" *Heh*\"Pushing buttons are fun\"\"What the heck?\"\"Okay see you turn off bad grammar situation The newspaper is texting better for reasons are stupid was stupid was normal?\"\"I still have NO idea what you mean\" *Heh*Y'know what they were doing?They were doing the predictive words...and they were just pressing words as they came.It's actually quite fun to mess with people.By the way, guys, if you're enjoying this video so far,Make sure you give it a like right nowTo let me know that you want more'Cause we'll do more if there's...You know, I guess a good amount of likes?\"I'm a more human\"\"*bored\"\"XD XD XD XD XD I'm sending this to Matthias\"\"What?\" \"Why?\"\"DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO MATTHIAS IS\"\"I DO BUT WHY\"\"FOR HIS AUTOCORRECT SERIES\"\"I as thinking about sending it to the guy who does YGS\"\"Jackfilms has a bigger forehead than Matthias\"\"How can you get them confused\" *Laughs*I do have a big forehead though, but Jack's is bigger.(I bet it is ;) )\"Just text because snapchat is boring\"\"When u said what in ur last snap i thought u said quack\"\"Oh\"\"Mame\"\"NAME\"\"SAME\"\"haha meeme\"\"meeme\"\"meme\"\"inhage myself\"\"u r drunk go home\"\"I'M MG\"\"OMG\"\"Can you speel?\"\"Spell\"\"Dun mess with me\"\"Dun was supposed to be there\"\"It was so fun we went bowling then saw the jungle book at deez cover theaters and then played football and jumped on trampoline until like 10 pm. Yee it was fun. Anyways let me know when you can get online\"\"Okay XD I just figured u were free cuz you were bowling plus I forgot ur boobs was in town\"\"BROTHER*\"\"BROTHER NOT BOOBS\" *Chuckle*\"WTF BOCK\"\"AUTOCORRECT!\"\"Sending this to Matthias\"\"I would eat it for chicken\"\"Chicken\"\"Chicken\" \"Hitler!\"\"D i n n e r\"\"Omg\"\"...what?\"\"The sane thing\"\"Samr*\"\"Samt*\"\"Samw*\"Sane*\"\"HELP\"\"omg...\"\"Same*\"\"There\"\"Have you heard of My Thighs is?\"\"*Matthias\"\"What?\"\"A youboober?\"\"*youtuber\"\"ya\"\"Yeah, My Thighs is, is a good youboober :)\" *Laughs*\" Autocucumber\"\"Have you tried marijuana?\"\"What?!! I MEAN Margirita?!!!!\"\"Oh, nope I have not\"\"I don't do pugs\"\"I MEAN HUGS\"\"NOO!!! Thugs!!\"\"D R U G S\"\"I was thinking... \"\"Yessum?\"\"Well...?\"\"I'm thinking...\"\"...\"\"Okay I'm done thinking, so what ya dling?\"\"Doinf*\"\"Doinh*\"\"Doinf*\"\"DOING* ABOUT TIME\"If you don't send that to Matthias, I will rip your eyes out...\" 0_0\"Slightly scared...\"\"What you want Ry\"\"bk\"\"Chicken fries\"\"yea and whopper\"\"What you doing\"\"i want milkmen nuggets\"*Laughs* \"I mean chicken\"*More laughing*Milkmen nuggets! *Laughs*There's always one gold one in this- in these autocorrect videos.This is the best one in this video. Milkmen Nuggets! *Laughs more*\"Hey\"\"Hi Jacob\"\"Wasps good\"\"Wasss lol\"\"Stupid auto cucumber\"\"Lol nothing much\"\"What bout you?\"\"Trying to figure out my stupid auto cucumber\"\"Soup\"\"Soup*\"\"Sup\"\"Fml\"\"I hate auto cucumber\"\"I'm coming and I have treats...\"\"Stop bringing me junk food!\"\"I should get some apples and carrots to keep at the house that would be healthier.\"\"Ya, I snack on prostitutes.\"\"Pringles.\" *Chuckles*\"Not prostitutes. LOL\" *More Laughing*\"Anyways, we should probably get some sleep, I fart school tomatoes, but I'll ttyl:)\"\"wha\"\"ARE YOU FOR REAL\"\"WHAT\"\"I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW****\" *Laughs**Heh* Fart school tomatoes! *Chuckles*\"OH MY GOODNESS GRAVY\"\"NO\"\"THAT'S GOING TO MAINS\"\"MAFIAS\"\"MATTHIAS\"\"MATT TIE ASS??\"\"YE\"\"WAIT NO\"\"Me is not in today me is illenated (I'll).\"\"You are 'I Will' (: Okie then ;~;\"\"My pone doesn't understand the word I'll.\"\"I'il.\"\"EYYLL\"\"Curse you auto correspondent!\"\"When we were in the van Christians stupid seat made my finger get stuck in the butthole\" *Heh*\"BUCKLE\" *Laughs*\"WHAT\"\"This phone hates me omg\"\"You should take a pic of our autocorrect and send it to Matthias on twitter\"\"Ate you here today?\"\"*are\"\"Please don't eat me\"\"Why would I do that?\"\"You said 'are' \"\"I mean 'ate' \" *Laughs*\"Lol yes I know... #AutoIncorect\"\"We don't\"\"It's 7th period\"\"I just got gills text\"\"My phone is slow\"\"The wifi is just crisp here\"\"Lmao crap*\" *Heh*\"Mhm them crispy wifi though\"\"This is going to Marrnaus\"\"MATTHIAS XD XD XD\"\"Lol you have a very original prankster mind\"\"Yea I'm not that great at parking lol\"\"**pranking gosh!\"\"Parking yeah that's not good Lol\"\"I'm cereal\"\"Sorry autocorrect\"Cereal\"CEREAL\"\"***cereal\"\"I hate life\"\"Cereal\"\"DAMMIT\"\"I don't feel like standing up yet\"\"when I stand up, I have to shower then feed Idris and then pick up my room and then make lunch\"\"Mmmmm not a valid reason, stand up and get started with your day\"\"I can't wait to have a job again to get all my friends back :(\"\"movitation*\"\"not friends omgg\" *Laughs*\"I'll still have no friends refardless\" *Heh*\"(OMG my day ha face :P)\"\"(Omg I mean look at my dogs face! Automatic is being rood to meh today)\"\"I always thought rubbish is cool, but now I hate it D:\"\"You damn autocorrect! XD\"\"Rubbish?\"\". The. AUTOCORRECT! XD\"\"*spanish! XD\"\"I'm almost to long. But you may as well wait till 1150 to come out\"\"That's supposed to say I am almost to school\"*Heheh* '\"I'll be waitin outside of long\"Guys, make sure you check out the last AutoCorrect...by clicking that Info Card right there!AND Subscribe if you're new here RIGHT here on ma face!Because we do these videos every single Wednesday,...and send me your AutoIncorrects us that hashtag #AutoIncorrect.We'll see ya next time! High Five!\n"