The Struggle is Real: A Comedian's Misadventures with Everyday Life

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I am Matthias and today...We are looking at ten strange things...Bryan found at Target.O-OYou guys requested it, I didn't think it was gonna be anything strangeWe're gonna see- Bryan-BryanSeems to think there were plenty o' strange things at TargetSo I'm lookin' forward to thisToday we're gonna find out if any of those items are either-Cash It or Trash It (ಥ﹏ಥ)Also, make sure you click dat Bell Icon next to my channel name on desktop and on mobile to get notified of when I upload videos*DEEP BREATH*Because I will be commenting back within the first 30 minsCan't comment back to everyone, but I will tryAnd try this: When you comment leave a like too, just so I know how many people showed upFor this '30 minute notification squad' ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪Let's hit it (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooHit me x4Oh, that was loudOhh... What?This is revenge for-All the times you buy projectile weapons and I use you as my targetBryan: OW THAT STUNG (ʘᗩʘ')Matthias: Oh, what?This is for a child's headThis is definitely strange...why would you want to go out of your way to look like a troll?Don't people call trolls, like- derogatorily?DEROGATORILY:-tending to lessen the merit or reputation of a person or thingYou're welcome (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧:groans:You're so pretty Matthias ^̮^woop wuumpNext product.doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooAHHHHHHHGHOOOOOO, Star Wars!(Reads product:) One minute light and soundThat's all you get?It's like: YOU ONLY GET TO USE THIS FOR A MINUTE YAY (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧What is this?Bryan: Noo, 'cause you're supposed to brush your teeth for like-OH, it's a toothbrush!Why... ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)(Reads product:) Toothbrush with sound effects(Still reading product:) Light flashes for one minute!Aw, I like how they put Rey on the front-like it's HER (lisp) saber!Let's be real this is Darth Vader's- or Anakin Skywalker's lightsaberGettin' too nerdy with the Troll wig onLet's see what this is aboutOkay, okay (judges product)good accuracy, good button, good form (°ロ°)☝How do you turn it on? ¯\\(°_o)/¯No, don't tou- don't help meOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOhhh....:Whooosh woosh wooosh::SLAM::SLAM: (ง'̀-'́)งWhat?This is confusingOkay, what kind of lightsaber FLASHESJust be solid!!!SOWHENACRSHWRSHKRSHCRSHWRSHKRSHI don't get this, dude! ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლWhy is this lightsaber flashing?I'm peeved, I'm super peevedIt's so frustrating-WHY FLASH ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )Someone who has never seen Star Wars designed this thing ikr its bad hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahOh yeah, lightsabers, they flash, right?It's like, on and then off and then on and off, right?That's it, right?yeah we're donebeyblade birthok so this is that one time that i wasusing the dollar store item in that onevideo I think they're shut up rayI think they were trying to do somethinglike this their time they like knockoffbeyblades because I'm three pretty surebeyblades were like legit products backin the day or just like a 2-pack if youhave two packages inside of packagedinside of baggage baggage you open upyours i'll open up mind Brian becausei'm going to destroy you with kids abladehow does this work now got so many partshere so i had to assemble it I couldn'tjust come assembled this is difficult dothere's no I'm not gonna sit upno I've got to figure it out for myselfRamon you'll never let me play thisagain i got it got it took foreverwhat happens like pull this and it'sbeen really really fast and they're liketop set fight you lose what you lose tothrow itoh you just hit your new notes but seenow you do it like she was your vibrateso we're dude set gotouch now it's just they're going to doit through thisthat's it yeah miss put a hole in mytablesBoop electronic basketball give you mygosh printable instructionsthis is maybe like a nostalgia thing foryou guys some of you may have understandthis new video game started like Iremember my grandma she had like afootball want to use you can see all theplayers on the screen here and i gotlike move was just ok so i got like moveor something I don't know exactly whatI'm doing shoot the basketball for thebest vegetable sure that that I did it Igot itok so essentially what i'm trying to dois I'm trying to get around these guysoh oh IC and they got me they got mego-go-go many guys are getting hard highscore so well in the first part dudewell not yes starti'm good at this dude i should dieshould be an NBA playeralways they stole the ball for meyeah i kinda like this game a little bitit's kind of fun even though it's sosimple it's that everyone watching islike this is what video games used to belike I hate i would i would hate myselfi would hate my lifewhat is this water activated Dory coffeepot place that place that ok i'm tellinya i will give you dory like I'm aboutto actually make coffee which is anenjoyable thing to do now can youimagine the door was trapped in this wayI think she'd be deadOh broalright we're putting the water and itis a ginormous water bottle that sohappy when there's no water and why doyou carry this around like athousand-pound alright so check this outi'm about to about to do this readydoctor and she's hitting edge and thenshe died now how much was this month andI mean like it's kinda cool a little bitit's kind of cool but I mean at the samepoint it's like who was thinking this upthat's what is it though so here's myquestion how long does this last showincluded extra batteries to give up foodlike looks like i can't go anywherelooks like I'm stacked with the doormoving around inside the copy buttonno no trash it attracted I'm not thatrude goldberg the world of hilariousinterventionI mean invention build a channel withthe chain reaction thing so the idea ofthis as you can see how this kid is justbeyond excited that he's made thishappenhe's discovering gravity and airpressure in the old discovered gravitybecause you discovered gravity rightwhen you try to stand up and fall downon your kids got pieces and parts onpieces and yellow instruction book rightheredoes that make senseokay so okay stop stopok so how do I do this oh there goeslike this that it took me like threeminutes to the issue with this kind of asystem is I want to see more parts sothat you can make multiple one all theyhave pretty much as right when youfinish it and I'll look the otherconstructions that you need to buy soldseparately it didn't work through thisthing didn't come out and I built it totheir specifications was the only goodthing to come of thisoh no other rollerswhat is this look at this thing it'slike it looks like a donut you lookdirty like you found in the dirtysection of target clearance sectionclearance clearly still five dollars wasit normally pro sky bouncer bounces offthe wallwhat kind of parent with pocket sixesthat's why it didn't sell becausesometimes looking at this milk so I withmy old giant want this bounces off wallsno thanks I like all my bases oh I'mgonna go straight at you with very muchprecision very much 200 ok ok that'sactually going to complain about theirready yeahhello happy about that whole turkeyperfect know that provided in the facethis all fears or bothwas no oh no I that's one just onesimply twist to grab and extract yourwax what easy earwax removal simplyinsert and twist into the direction ofthe arrow look at that picture of thatperson's port yearswhy-why-why into its included stoppedflexible 10 dad did it at that timeyeah that's what I want to do put adrill in my ear I'm not gonna show youwhat I pick out but I'm gonna look soweird it's like touching my eardrum do ido not absolutely do not recommend thisderivative nothing now one thing youshould never ever stick anything in yourear yeah there is some good sisternot much though I mean some people haveaccess your accident early for that butyou need some earwax some people likeclean their 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cold clothes looked like hamburgerknow that is really taste like PlatoPlato super good boys because we'regiving up for cotton poly always go forall thatshemale those up into the open anddescription i just not knowing that withyou remember how I have to help finishit off nextwhat the toucan toucan can you can youcan then one can know 2k no razor sharpedges on can darlin oh so it's anautomatic bottle opener that makes it sothey're not sharp edges world's easiesthands-free can opener hands-free so wegot 200k relied you have to use yourhandswoah she'll bros Ohthat's what they mean by hands-free itappears like nothing happenedoh yeah oh it smells like dog food rightnow dude i can definitely still cutsomeone's but I see what they mean whatdidoh right and we're going to grow thru itgoes to touches why do you want to tryto just going to touch it it says thatwas blueoh good you're gonna follow usthey usually can cut you Barry by justrubbing up against that they're so sharpright so this one it's not it's notnearly as sharp it's much betteralternativeit's for the most part hands-free so Imean at the caches guys make sure youcheck out this video right there it is10 strange things we found on amazon ifound this Pogo ball that we jumped upand down on you can see the thumbnailright there really awkward and weird andalso click here to subscribe because wemake videos every tuesday thursday andsaturday at 4pm PST whahigh five what\n"