The Morning After

I woke up and forgot my phone at home. I was scared because someone had been grumpy this morning. "Hold on, I'm locked in." I thought to myself. Who is she hiding from? Oh, you're doing a great job putting yourself on YouTube. Well, there you go. You're just a walking Enigma. It's not very nice.

I looked around and saw that my friend was wearing sunglasses, reminiscent of a SLE stack. "What's that?" I asked. She told me it was an LED key light shaped like Darth Vader. I didn't know what to make of it, but she seemed excited. "It's a present for me," she said. I wasn't sure what to say, so I just shook my head.

I started to open the package, and as I did, the camera spun around, causing me to accidentally drop it. "Oh no!" I exclaimed. My friend laughed and told me not to worry about it. She was amused by my clumsiness. "It could be fragile," she joked. I just shook my head and muttered under my breath.

As we continued to chat, my friend pulled out a small keychain with Darth Vader's face on it. It looked creepy, but I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. My friend seemed amused by my reaction. "You're kind of acting like him," she said, nodding towards me.

We walked around for a while, and my friend showed me a sticker with a freaky design on it. She told me that someone had stuck it there as a prank. I wasn't sure what to make of it, but my friend seemed to find it amusing. "It's freaky," she said, wrinkling her nose in distaste.

As we walked, my friend mentioned that she had brought some food with her. I was skeptical, but when I saw the contents of the bag, I realized that it was actually quite good. My friend told me that she had been talking to Mr. Potato Head, who wasn't responding. She joked that maybe he just didn't want to talk to us anymore.

As we continued on our way, my friend pointed out a tree in the distance. We both agreed that it needed some improvement - the paint job was a bit off. My friend had been experimenting with her finger to create a specific design, but it didn't seem to be working very well. "I'm glad you're amused," she said, smiling at me.

My friend mentioned that she had emailed her doctor to let him know what I had been up to for the past week. Apparently, I had been coughing and feeling under the weather. The doctor told her that I might have bronchitis. I groaned at the mention of the word. "Ain't nobody got time for that," my friend said with a sigh.

As we continued on our way, my friend started to rummage through a bag. She pulled out some cheese, but it turned out to be fake. My friend was not pleased, and I couldn't help but tease her about it. "Bieber cheese," she joked. I laughed, and the tension was broken.

As we walked further, my friend started to get a bit peckish. We stopped at a vending machine and tried to negotiate with the operator for some cheesy snacks. My friend mentioned that she had been craving Venezuelan Beaver cheese, but I didn't know what that was. The operator seemed confused by our request, but eventually agreed to sell us some nachos.

As we waited in line, my friend pulled out an enchilada and started to eat it. However, when the tortillas came out, they were small and plain. My friend was disappointed, but I tried to reassure her that mine was a "real" one. She just laughed and told me that hers were actually fake.

As we finished our snack, my friend mentioned that she had a headache. Apparently, coughing and clenching up caused her to experience tension in her head. I offered to get her some Vick's VapoRub, but she declined, saying it was too much for me to handle.

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grumpy this morning hold on I'm locked in would she call us I'm Incognito who are you hiding from the world oh you're doing a great great job put yourself on YouTube well there you go you're just a walking Enigma it's not very nice wow you almost look like a SLE stack with your sunglasses on a SLE stack mhm I don't know what that is I know that's why I'm not getting smacked right now Beauty basic don't do that it could be fragile well then it's broken Chris and Diana for real it's a present for me it's an LED key light with Darth Vader what's that I don't know good luck opening that where's your knife what' you do with it I didn't do anything with it but I'm not giving it to you why cuz you watch those murder shows keep it up we'll be able to enter you into the Olympics competitive box opening oh oh red no but it's like ruby slippers red ruby pumps isn't that funny I said ruby slippers and the name's Ruby pumps I should name nail I just shattered it as I turned the camera around I was just going to say that it's red from Jim Ro this is my first Darth Tater and see look you can put uh Darth Tat's eyes on his butt let's paint your fingernails it's just a Vader kind of day ain't it you're kind of acting like him too what's that a little violin hey what's that do you see the sticker what is it what is it the sticker but it's freaky okay it's a freaky sticker why is it there cuz someone stuck it there it's scaring me I didn't get the sign you didn't bring your phone did you no this looks good fried eggs yeah you hardly ever make fried eggs I like fried eggs although I think Darth Tater wants some too as does the keychain that crean sent me from the UK your food this is food for me I was talking to the Mr Potato Head he wasn't talking back though and you think I'm crazy she is crazy she thinks that's a window oh Mr Fuzzy head wants some too do you guys see the tree it's right about there if you said no don't feel bad because it's extremely foggy out horribly painted pinky cam maybe we messed up we messed up we were supposed to to have like a base coat on it or something we were experimenting with my finger it might not come off uh honey M it's not coming off I know I'm glad you're amused just sck over like a tattoo no seriously it's going to come off right while today's Locker Nome Daily report is compressing I'm going to go ahead and place some not Pac-Man you simply move your mouse and everything falls ah it's harder than it looks trust me I emailed my doctor to let him know what I've been up to for the past week you know with the whole coughing and sickness thing and he told me that damn it hun I'm finding these gold stars all over the place now anyway the doctor said that I might have bronchitis ain't nobody got time for that Diana is complaining that it's too cold maybe if you wore winter clothing you wouldn't be so cold I can see the trees I can yeah like the one we're about to hit baby oops I pushed something oh we got to get back for the Lance Armstrong interview oh or I can just record it from my phone is the other ball about to drop pixie and I are here to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles oh no I forgot the cheese is that Venezuelan Beaver cheese what you mean what like Justin Bieber that kind of cheese Bieber cheese like Bieber fever bber fever just go ahead and sprinkle it on there and we'll call it a day these are the Diana chos no they're they're enchiladas but you don't like the little red tortillas so you're getting B chiladas cuz you're a little baby let me show them the real ones see baby see mine are real yeah well mine are better your's a fake I think we're probably going to die die oh it's one of your eyelashes I can't remember when I took the pill I can only take the pill every 12 hours the worst part is not even the congestion at this point by the end of the day I have this massive headache because when I cough it causes me to clench up and then right here is where I get a headache I'll put some Vick on you I don't want Vick on it forhead get away from me you Vick in I certainly hope we didn't give you a headache but even if we did I hope you continue to like and share our videosthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now and action I'm still coughing be dead if I keep coughing and then you'll have to put me in a coffin for coffin a coffin coffin ooh ooh you know if I do get buried in a coffin just put like one of those sound machines in there so it sounds like I'm coughing so that like people are in the graveyard for years to come will freak out when I walk past my grave why because it'll be funny y'all ready for this I C C me you're doing it you're doing it wrong it's it's yeah yeah there you go do I laugh funny is that like asking if someone cries sad and there's the headache coffee mail Bank are you just coming along for moral support you can do it I think I'll get a drink today I try to stay away from coffee it tends to give me a bad reaction and this just happened recently because I used to love coffee I'm in Disguise because I just woke up I forgot my phone at home you scared me someone's grumpy this morning hold on I'm locked in would she call us I'm Incognito who are you hiding from the world oh you're doing a great great job put yourself on YouTube well there you go you're just a walking Enigma it's not very nice wow you almost look like a SLE stack with your sunglasses on a SLE stack mhm I don't know what that is I know that's why I'm not getting smacked right now Beauty basic don't do that it could be fragile well then it's broken Chris and Diana for real it's a present for me it's an LED key light with Darth Vader what's that I don't know good luck opening that where's your knife what' you do with it I didn't do anything with it but I'm not giving it to you why cuz you watch those murder shows keep it up we'll be able to enter you into the Olympics competitive box opening oh oh red no but it's like ruby slippers red ruby pumps isn't that funny I said ruby slippers and the name's Ruby pumps I should name nail I just shattered it as I turned the camera around I was just going to say that it's red from Jim Ro this is my first Darth Tater and see look you can put uh Darth Tat's eyes on his butt let's paint your fingernails it's just a Vader kind of day ain't it you're kind of acting like him too what's that a little violin hey what's that do you see the sticker what is it what is it the sticker but it's freaky okay it's a freaky sticker why is it there cuz someone stuck it there it's scaring me I didn't get the sign you didn't bring your phone did you no this looks good fried eggs yeah you hardly ever make fried eggs I like fried eggs although I think Darth Tater wants some too as does the keychain that crean sent me from the UK your food this is food for me I was talking to the Mr Potato Head he wasn't talking back though and you think I'm crazy she is crazy she thinks that's a window oh Mr Fuzzy head wants some too do you guys see the tree it's right about there if you said no don't feel bad because it's extremely foggy out horribly painted pinky cam maybe we messed up we messed up we were supposed to to have like a base coat on it or something we were experimenting with my finger it might not come off uh honey M it's not coming off I know I'm glad you're amused just sck over like a tattoo no seriously it's going to come off right while today's Locker Nome Daily report is compressing I'm going to go ahead and place some not Pac-Man you simply move your mouse and everything falls ah it's harder than it looks trust me I emailed my doctor to let him know what I've been up to for the past week you know with the whole coughing and sickness thing and he told me that damn it hun I'm finding these gold stars all over the place now anyway the doctor said that I might have bronchitis ain't nobody got time for that Diana is complaining that it's too cold maybe if you wore winter clothing you wouldn't be so cold I can see the trees I can yeah like the one we're about to hit baby oops I pushed something oh we got to get back for the Lance Armstrong interview oh or I can just record it from my phone is the other ball about to drop pixie and I are here to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles oh no I forgot the cheese is that Venezuelan Beaver cheese what you mean what like Justin Bieber that kind of cheese Bieber cheese like Bieber fever bber fever just go ahead and sprinkle it on there and we'll call it a day these are the Diana chos no they're they're enchiladas but you don't like the little red tortillas so you're getting B chiladas cuz you're a little baby let me show them the real ones see baby see mine are real yeah well mine are better your's a fake I think we're probably going to die die oh it's one of your eyelashes I can't remember when I took the pill I can only take the pill every 12 hours the worst part is not even the congestion at this point by the end of the day I have this massive headache because when I cough it causes me to clench up and then right here is where I get a headache I'll put some Vick on you I don't want Vick on it forhead get away from me you Vick in I certainly hope we didn't give you a headache but even if we did I hope you continue to like and share our videos\n"