Nerd Is in Love with Zombie! 11 Funny Situations

**The Human Brain: One of the Most Fascinating Organs**

As I sat down to talk to Chad about his latest interest, I couldn't help but notice that he seemed quite excited about something. "What's up?" he asked me with a grin, and I knew right away that he was going to be interesting. "Would you like me to read you a book about the human brain?" he suggested, and I hesitated for a moment before agreeing.

**The Brain: A Majestic Organ**

As Chad began to explain, I realized just how fascinating the human brain truly is. "Listen, the brain is one of the biggest organs in the human body," he said, his eyes lighting up with enthusiasm. "And the smarter a person is, the bigger their brain must be." He paused for a moment, and I could see the gears turning in his mind as he considered the implications of this fact.

**A Zombie's Perspective**

But Chad wasn't just interested in learning about brains - he was also fascinated by zombies. "I've been looking for this bug forever," he said with a laugh, holding up a small specimen. "It's a rare species from the leaf beetle family." I watched as he carefully examined the insect, his fingers moving deftly over its tiny body.

**A Rare Discovery**

Just then, Clementine wandered into the room, a look of excitement on her face. "Oh my gosh, Chad! You have to see this!" she exclaimed, holding up a small, dusty book. "It's about zombie anatomy," she said with a grin. I raised an eyebrow, intrigued.

**Studying Zombie Anatomy**

Clementine and Chad began to study the book together, poring over pages filled with diagrams and illustrations of zombies. They discussed everything from their behavior patterns to their unique characteristics, and I couldn't help but feel fascinated by this unlikely duo.

**A Grave Discovery**

As they continued their research, Clementine suddenly gasped in surprise. "Look! There's a grave in the middle of the forest," she exclaimed, pointing to a small marker buried in the earth. Chad followed her gaze, his eyes widening in interest. "That's really cool," he said, his voice filled with excitement.

**A Rare Find**

Just then, a zombie wandered into view, its movements slow and deliberate. Clementine shrieked in surprise, but Chad simply smiled. "Don't worry, it's just a harmless zombie," he said, holding out a hand in friendship. The creature regarded him warily for a moment before nodding its head in acceptance.

**A Spider Gift**

As we continued our conversation, I noticed that Clementine had pulled out a small bouquet of flowers and was offering them to Chad as a gift. "Would you like to see this?" she asked, holding up the colorful blooms. Chad smiled, his eyes crinkling at the corners as he accepted the flowers.

**A Zombie Makeover**

Clementine suddenly piped up, her voice filled with excitement. "I have an idea!" she exclaimed. "We can give you a zombie makeover and take you to meet my parents." I watched in amazement as Chad agreed, his face lighting up with anticipation.

**The Young Genius Tournament**

As we prepared to head out on our adventure, Clementine mentioned that Chad had been training for the young genius tournament. "He's going to be great," she said with a smile. I couldn't help but feel impressed by this determined young man.

**A Helmet and a Dream**

Just then, Chad pulled out a helmet from behind his back and placed it on his head. "I've always wanted to try one of these out," he said, grinning proudly at his reflection in the mirror. Clementine giggled and handed him a sign that read "Chad is the Zombie Slayer." I couldn't help but laugh at this silly sight.

**A Final Goodbye**

As we prepared to part ways, I thanked Clementine for introducing me to Chad. She smiled sweetly, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "I'm glad you like his zombie antics," she said, winking at me before turning to leave.

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to eat now sorry clementine is asleep it gives me a chance to study zombie anatomy does not respond to external stimuli right in what other ways does she differ from a regular human being i'll try checking the standard indicators characteristics of the upper limbs let's see how do i put it back a stapler bad idea hey not working please don't fall off it's a lost cause i should cover up the evidence there you go i lost my arm again what do i go with today this one's perfect what gift should i give clementine a bug necklace or brain-shaped ice cream the necklace or ice cream guys what do you think clementine would like more brain ice cream or a bug necklace comment below thank you the bucket's missing it's so delicious if i dig a little deeper i'll get lucky whoa i found it an extremely rare species of spider chad hi hi clementina chad is super invested in digging oh cute how do i make him like me oh no hi may i borrow your bouquet hey hey you have to see this a clear spider is the rarest kind ever do you like it i do this is my place i see come over here it's nice wanna watch a movie yeah popcorn for you and worms for me i have a surprise music and i'll teach you to dance start a wave you go now away hold on let's try a different song a slow dance repeat after me i'm having a blast faster i know what you need hard rock oh no your head i got carried away a human brain consumes up to twenty percent of that brighter body energy i knew it ouch my teeth hi do you like my helmet i wanted it the young genius tournament want to try it on i do well looks great on you a picture looks impressive let's see i like this one clementina what are you doing whoops a message from clementina i'm meeting her parents gotta get ready hi i'm ready to meet your parents oh no you can't go in there looking like that i'll give you a zombie makeover done time for a zombie walk repeat after me i'll give it a shot no you are overdoing it more natural great come along mom dad meet chad i am chad hi chad nice to meet you help yourself the soil is fresh i'm good would you like a drink i've got one what about a dessert i'm on a diet i can't resist it so good phew what's wrong with you are you sure you're a zombie think of something of course i am could someone who's not a zombie do this oh nice trick i liked you right away chad clay yoho what's up would you like me to read you a book about the human brain it's so interesting brains no it's not edible listen the brain is one of the biggest organs in a human body the smarter a person is the bigger the brain chad is so smart his brain must be massive yum this book is very interesting this is on a whole nother level boring gotcha zombie a zombie slayer i won't let you be her there i wasted the whole potion you saved my life oh chad your arm zombie virusclementine chad i am so happy whoops we came to a scout camp for a reason it's that way what's that smell let's get out of here i don't want to get bitten by mosquitoes i'm all set today's task for the scouts is to reach the target and grab the prize i'd go that way what was that am i seeing things who's in the bushes hi so shy i gotta go that way who's here anybody no one what is that a grave in the middle of a forest that's interesting way more interesting than the prize a zombie whoa what how come this is here get away stupid hearts ew i'm obsessed with zombies i even have a t-shirt i am so happy we met i also have a toy where are you going a bug there you are oh yummy where are you going you can't escape it flew away how lucky is that i've been looking for this bug forever i only collect rare species this one's rare but this one is super rare from the leaf beetle family we got really lucky fly buddy take care you let my lunch go what am i supposed to eat now sorry clementine is asleep it gives me a chance to study zombie anatomy does not respond to external stimuli right in what other ways does she differ from a regular human being i'll try checking the standard indicators characteristics of the upper limbs let's see how do i put it back a stapler bad idea hey not working please don't fall off it's a lost cause i should cover up the evidence there you go i lost my arm again what do i go with today this one's perfect what gift should i give clementine a bug necklace or brain-shaped ice cream the necklace or ice cream guys what do you think clementine would like more brain ice cream or a bug necklace comment below thank you the bucket's missing it's so delicious if i dig a little deeper i'll get lucky whoa i found it an extremely rare species of spider chad hi hi clementina chad is super invested in digging oh cute how do i make him like me oh no hi may i borrow your bouquet hey hey you have to see this a clear spider is the rarest kind ever do you like it i do this is my place i see come over here it's nice wanna watch a movie yeah popcorn for you and worms for me i have a surprise music and i'll teach you to dance start a wave you go now away hold on let's try a different song a slow dance repeat after me i'm having a blast faster i know what you need hard rock oh no your head i got carried away a human brain consumes up to twenty percent of that brighter body energy i knew it ouch my teeth hi do you like my helmet i wanted it the young genius tournament want to try it on i do well looks great on you a picture looks impressive let's see i like this one clementina what are you doing whoops a message from clementina i'm meeting her parents gotta get ready hi i'm ready to meet your parents oh no you can't go in there looking like that i'll give you a zombie makeover done time for a zombie walk repeat after me i'll give it a shot no you are overdoing it more natural great come along mom dad meet chad i am chad hi chad nice to meet you help yourself the soil is fresh i'm good would you like a drink i've got one what about a dessert i'm on a diet i can't resist it so good phew what's wrong with you are you sure you're a zombie think of something of course i am could someone who's not a zombie do this oh nice trick i liked you right away chad clay yoho what's up would you like me to read you a book about the human brain it's so interesting brains no it's not edible listen the brain is one of the biggest organs in a human body the smarter a person is the bigger the brain chad is so smart his brain must be massive yum this book is very interesting this is on a whole nother level boring gotcha zombie a zombie slayer i won't let you be her there i wasted the whole potion you saved my life oh chad your arm zombie virusclementine chad i am so happy whoops we came to a scout camp for a reason it's that way what's that smell let's get out of here i don't want to get bitten by mosquitoes i'm all set today's task for the scouts is to reach the target and grab the prize i'd go that way what was that am i seeing things who's in the bushes hi so shy i gotta go that way who's here anybody no one what is that a grave in the middle of a forest that's interesting way more interesting than the prize a zombie whoa what how come this is here get away stupid hearts ew i'm obsessed with zombies i even have a t-shirt i am so happy we met i also have a toy where are you going a bug there you are oh yummy where are you going you can't escape it flew away how lucky is that i've been looking for this bug forever i only collect rare species this one's rare but this one is super rare from the leaf beetle family we got really lucky fly buddy take care you let my lunch go what am i supposed to eat now sorry clementine is asleep it gives me a chance to study zombie anatomy does not respond to external stimuli right in what other ways does she differ from a regular human being i'll try checking the standard indicators characteristics of the upper limbs let's see how do i put it back a stapler bad idea hey not working please don't fall off it's a lost cause i should cover up the evidence there you go i lost my arm again what do i go with today this one's perfect what gift should i give clementine a bug necklace or brain-shaped ice cream the necklace or ice cream guys what do you think clementine would like more brain ice cream or a bug necklace comment below thank you the bucket's missing it's so delicious if i dig a little deeper i'll get lucky whoa i found it an extremely rare species of spider chad hi hi clementina chad is super invested in digging oh cute how do i make him like me oh no hi may i borrow your bouquet hey hey you have to see this a clear spider is the rarest kind ever do you like it i do this is my place i see come over here it's nice wanna watch a movie yeah popcorn for you and worms for me i have a surprise music and i'll teach you to dance start a wave you go now away hold on let's try a different song a slow dance repeat after me i'm having a blast faster i know what you need hard rock oh no your head i got carried away a human brain consumes up to twenty percent of that brighter body energy i knew it ouch my teeth hi do you like my helmet i wanted it the young genius tournament want to try it on i do well looks great on you a picture looks impressive let's see i like this one clementina what are you doing whoops a message from clementina i'm meeting her parents gotta get ready hi i'm ready to meet your parents oh no you can't go in there looking like that i'll give you a zombie makeover done time for a zombie walk repeat after me i'll give it a shot no you are overdoing it more natural great come along mom dad meet chad i am chad hi chad nice to meet you help yourself the soil is fresh i'm good would you like a drink i've got one what about a dessert i'm on a diet i can't resist it so good phew what's wrong with you are you sure you're a zombie think of something of course i am could someone who's not a zombie do this oh nice trick i liked you right away chad clay yoho what's up would you like me to read you a book about the human brain it's so interesting brains no it's not edible listen the brain is one of the biggest organs in a human body the smarter a person is the bigger the brain chad is so smart his brain must be massive yum this book is very interesting this is on a whole nother level boring gotcha zombie a zombie slayer i won't let you be her there i wasted the whole potion you saved my life oh chad your arm zombie virus\n"