It's Time to Buy an iPhone: A Guide to Daily Tech Clothes Without the Hassle
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One News Story That's Actually About Chromebooks
Chromebooks made it into the day in Japan today what Chromebooks made it into today's episode there I said it we're good it appears that Google is working on a secret project codenamed campfire it is a feature for Chrome OS that would enable dual booting of Windows 10 on Google Chromebooks. Ah Jesus Christ, campfire apparently will not just support the premium high-end Chromebooks no no not just the Pixel Book honey but also Chromebooks from Acer HP Lenovo whoever makes them why why do you go what then what's the point of buying a Chromebook but nothing says oh great great alternative to Windows like also runs Windows kids please buy a Chromebook please. We run everything now it's it's fine dual booting Windows on a Chromebook why would I ever want to do that why would I ever want to do that though okay so now we have an update regarding the cheapest model iPhone coming out this year this 6.1 inch LCD iPhone iPhone 9 just iPhone iPhone light they're throwing that name around iPhone light that ain't gonna be it trust me it's not gonna be I phone light that would be a suicide mission to call this thing the light version nobody wants a light version of an iPhone no one wants a budget version of an iPhone just the iPhone anyway it might cost six hundred and ninety nine dollars literally while every other phone is getting more and more expensive Apple is rethinking their price points as we've been trying to tell you and six hundred and ninety nine dollars for this LCD model iPhone oh honey six hundred what is even happening Tim Cook listen buddy whatever you're smoking keep a smoke in it please what if this was the plan all along to charge crazy obscene amounts of money for iPhones to convince Android manufacturers that they can also charge obscene amounts of money for iPhones and they start doing a thousand dollar Android devices even higher price points for some Android devices and Apple's like what pulls back in his lag never mind you everybody else.
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enguess it's time to buy an iPhone get daily tech clothes in a way that doesn't suck hit that subscribe button and turn on notifications so you don't miss the next episode yo put on guys welcome back from page tech force the show that gives you all the latest tech news from a geek that was me to another that is you happy Tuesday is it is it a happy Tuesday no let's just get started just remember kids even when things begin to look bleak or disappointing and embarrassing just keep smiling because smiles equal cares and cares equal positivity all right so news story numero uno is actually about Chromebooks believe it or not ah yes Chromebooks made it into the day in Japan today what Chromebooks made it into today's episode there I said it we're good it appears that Google is working on a secret project codenamed campfire it is a feature for Chrome OS that would enable dual booting of Windows 10 on Google Chromebooks ah Jesus Christ campfire apparently will not just support the premium high-end Chromebooks no no not just the pixel book honey but also Chromebooks from Acer HP Lenovo whoever makes them why why do you go what then what's the point of buying the Chromebook but nothing says oh great great alternative to Windows like also runs Windows kids please buy a Chromebook please we run everything now it's it's fine dual booting windows on a Chromebook why would I ever want to do that why would I ever want to do that though okay so now we have an update regarding the cheapest model iPhone coming out this year this 6.1 inch LCD iPhone iPhone 9 just iPhone iPhone light they're throwing that name around iPhone light that ain't gonna be it trust me it's not gonna be I phone light that would be a suicide mission to call this thing the light version nobody wants a light version of an iPhone no one wants a budget version of an iPhone just the iPhone anyway it might cost six hundred and ninety nine dollars literally while every other phone is getting more and more expensive Apple is rethinking their price points as we've been trying to tell you and six hundred and ninety nine dollars for this LCD model iPhone oh honey six hundred what is even happening Tim Cook listen buddy whatever you're smoking keep a smoke in it please what if this was the plan all along to charge crazy obscene amounts of money for iPhones to convince Android manufacturers that they can also charge obscene amounts of money for iPhones and they start doing a thousand dollar Android devices even higher price points for some Android devices and apples like what pulls back in his lag never mind you everybody else ah you remember the good old days when Android was just busy being Android paving its own path innovating in its own ways yeah the captain of that ladies and gentlemen I now give you a leat image of the upcoming Motorola P 30 you could say this design was inspired by something else like even down to the wallpaper are you kidding uh okay all right drawing the line right there we have officially gone too far Android manufacturers what the hell are you doing can you even think for yourselves anymore like it's not just this phone the Android community as a whole should be very very very very very embarrassed right now it's not just this phone here I don't think you guys realize just how bad it is so I'll give you a list of just some phones just in the past year Android phones that are made that just look just like the iPhone 10 because nobody can think for themselves anymore you ready let's do it honor play honor 9 n OG g7 thank you Huawei Nova three Huawei Nova 3i Oppo a3 s Oppo f7 one plus six Huawei P 20 pro vivo v9 honor 10 Huawei P 20 light Aizu zenfone 5 Z the Motorola p3000 in the pixel 3x oh ish kinda I take that one back the pixel three XL actually looks too terrible to include it in this list and those are just the phones let's not forget about Android itself like Google including not support to turn on the green light and let everyone know that they can also include notches in their own oh and the gestures the gestures in Android 9 now huh that kind of works I don't know exactly like a iPhone and that list of phones that I gave you isn't even all the phones that look like the iPhone antenna that are made to look exactly like the iPhone 10 those are just the brands that you would know there's a bunch of other brands that are to be for us to even include in this show that are doing the same thing what are we doing Android can you can you just can you just give me a heads up and let me know if you're going down the because I'm real scared this is fine I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently how did we get here how did we get to a point where Android manufactures the people that were that we're leading the pack setting their own path paving their own way innovating and all that how did we get to a point where Android manufacturers are doing nothing but cranking out iPhones for people that can't afford iPhones actually it's funny I say that I take that back because half of the phones on the list are still crazy-ass expensive they're still very expensive so it's not even a cheaper iPhone it's just a shitty iPhone for the same price what really solved that one so I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done with the Android I've been using Android for years and I am officially fed up I am officially done because why what I paid for the generic dollar tree version of the iPhone if I can just get an iPhone so that's exactly what I'm doing in a month or two I'm spending a ton of money on new iPhones and I'm done with Android that's it Android call me when you get your balls back\n"
