I believe it for a second I'm alive God damn it I'm dead okay so this is a lot of dead bodies I like it good good ooh I didn't even notice that this place was lined with fingers must be finger foods huh hello friend could you be more naked and pick up my dead and dying son and carry him off into the woods for unknown reasons good thank you hello lady have you seen my friend Armanda she uh I lost her and if you could just point me in the right okay yeah this seems perfectly normal I'm flying look at me I'm soaring through the air like an eagle I'm the prettiest butterfly at the ball I can't possibly fall and die from this strange uh swim fly in the middle of the lake F I I'm I don't know I don't know what's happening my survival skills are not good enough for this game okay thank you thank you magical Lake of flight I'll be on my way to the beach now so I can be king.

Beach. The sound of the waves crashing against the shore is soothing, but it's being interrupted by an unsettling silence. I'm flying over the ocean, my wings beating effortlessly as I gaze out at the endless blue expanse. The wind rushes past me, whipping my hair into a frenzy as I soar higher and higher. I'm not sure where I am or how I got here, but for now, this is my kingdom. I'll rule over this beach, and all its secrets will be mine to keep.

I found the island of graphical bugs my favorite don't let me go oh God I'm all climbing I'm W hacking I'm climbing I'm climbing on top of Iron Forge hello my little starish friend have you noticed some strange things happening from the headless man who goes on a massacre and kills all the life on the beach no oh okay weird cuz that's me no no my headless corpse I was so close to life. You're right, it is weird. The headless man's actions are unlike anything I've ever seen before. He's like a force of nature, leaving a trail of death and destruction in his wake.

The marlier also has a very bad habit of not hitting the record button when he needs to and he ends up babbling like a madman to nothingness for hours on end wasting time wasting Precious Moments and overall being a giant in the best way. The marlier's antics are just as bizarre as the headless man's. He seems to be oblivious to his own mortality, rambling on about whatever passes through his mind without any regard for who might be listening.

You Birds you stay out of here stay out of here Birds armanda is going to slap you out of the sky you get I just built all this with my bare hands and Aranda's bare hand there nothing you get off of my. Ah, Armanda. She's a force to be reckoned with, that one. Her presence is like a storm cloud on the horizon, dark and foreboding. But when she speaks, her words are laced with a honey sweetness that belies the venom beneath.

Amanda loves you Amanda loves everyone especially you out there in the audience hey stay off my Effigy hey hey stay off there it's a respectful place of dead bodies you stay away from me what was that did I hear something in the woods there what's something calling me into the woods what's that you need me to go into the woods thank you lightning god the Birch murder Maus we'll go we'll heed your call they will avoid me with my human effigy well they're they're not really human anymore get out of here get out of here Armanda oo what's this hello friend have you met Armanda you and you would get along but don't get too close she's fine something tells me you're not quite as fun as Armanda I don't know the utility of you and you're kind of grossing me out with your old lady Nails there.

I'm just going to go running through the woods for a little bit um does everyone like my combo axe armanda thing here huh this is a pretty effective weapon if you ask me they're never going to know what hit him those cannibals don't have the mind of Markiplier on their side they're practically doomed screwed the pooch the dead basically the dead hello you were in the intro sequence what are you doing here you look lovely but why is that a boat don't tell me there's a boat here can I get off oh my God it's a boat is that a legit boat can me and Armanda finally sail away in our vacation you and I are going to have a lovely time oh we're going to have the most fantasical wedding oh did I say wedding oh now don't get excited armanda I let it slip but I just slipped a ring on your finger when you weren't looking let us away look armanda it's the most beautiful okay everyone seems to be dead on here but that's okay isn't it beautiful armanda.

The silence is oppressive, like a weight pressing down upon me. But with Armanda by my side, I feel invincible. We'll sail the seas, and rule over this new world we're creating. The boat cuts through the water, its wake rippling behind us as we make our way towards whatever lies ahead. And I'm not sure what that is, but I know it will be beautiful.

I believe it for a second I'm alive God damn it I'm dead okay so this is a lot of dead bodies I like it good good ooh I didn't even notice that this place was lined with fingers must be finger foods huh hello friend could you be more naked and pick up my dead and dying son and carry him off into the woods for unknown reasons good thank you hello lady have you seen my friend Armanda she uh I lost her and if you could just point me in the right okay yeah this seems perfectly normal I'm flying look at me I'm soaring through the air like an eagle I'm the prettiest butterfly at the ball I can't possibly fall and die from this strange uh swim fly in the middle of the lake F I I'm I don't know I don't know what's happening my survival skills are not good enough for this game okay thank you thank you magical Lake of flight I'll be on my way to the beach now so I can be king.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhere we see the Markiplier stranded alone on an island only his wit stay as survival sure here we will Chronicle his slow descent into madness shut up although it's not that slow sh your mouth hey what do you think you're doing over there you better get off my beach stay away from my whale carcass I called that shut the hell up he's made a tidy little home on the beach or is in the process of building it will it help him will it Aid him probably not hey bird you get the hell off my Camp that's right you get out of here this is my beach what are you thinking no no oh you bird bastards get away from me get away from me godamn beat don't you poop on it are you dead you better not be pooping you better be dead goddamn birds get off my that's right yeah what I tell oh God get off my house it's my beach house I claimed it get off you damn pigeon crap seagel can I eat you please tell me I can eat you and I just I didn't just connect oh there so many of you why why are there so many of you thank you you deserved it I didn't deserve to you deserve it yes Dam death death is an acceptable alternative to you living I'm going to destroy my shelter but first I'm going to take you bastards down with me get off my shelter what do you excuse me sir this is a no Turtle Zone I don't know who you think you are don't make me oh don't make me he was coming right for me oh God he charged oh he's going to kill me oh no the first blow to is s he kills his only friend the only one who wanted to show him love well apparently I'm the beach bum Mist cuz I keep murdering and yet they keep coming probably for the dead corpses of their friends bye everybody have fun in hell hello dead man you are very naked are you Bruce Willis from Castaway where's your Wilfred why do I not have a head am I completely headless because that's very weird I'm looking at my shadow right now oh no I am the monster I am the cannibal ooh what is this a sharp stick my favorite a rag even better a bottle empty the best prepare to die Turtle Hulk Hulk Hulk time to go wash off the gallons of blood okay bye sploosh sploosh am I washing it off yet have I washed have I whooshed I can't tell if I'm walking or I'm swimming it's that weird low oh you die you die die die I got you you don't look so good ah you shouldn't have come so close can I get two on one I bet you don't like this you're about to impale your friends oh you're being used to murder your family isn't this diabolical wait you like it yeah weirdo the mock appliers found a steady supply of food with this food and his shelter there's no way he could possibly screw up his survival I can't carry him on a raw fish where it all go you damn birds get the hell out of here this is my beach stay away from my beach I warned you I also warned you and I warned you the warning is death in case you didn't know goodbye goodbye goodbye goodby goodby I'm the Beast murder askus murder ass masochist murder masochist where'd you come from hey I'm the beat Beach Mur no you do not I have a sharp stick you better not don't even think about it yeah you just stay there yeah I'm pretty dangerous didn't you see me kill all those birds that was a warning to the birds but also to yay well how can I maintain my savagery if there's birds right here y yeah you move on I'm going to build a campfire no I'm not going to build that one build better not be doing nothing yeah that's right build that right there what are you doing what are you doing lady I don't have armanda but you look like you might be an ample substitute don't think I can't take you hey hey hey armanda what are you ow no dead what am I doing why am I poking the ground why am I poking the marip is bad at making friends oh I'm dead good for me oh good I'm in the cave of nightmares cool at least there's a lot of supplies down here well looks like I'll be sitting pretty for a while I hear noises in the darkness I see you I don't know what the hell that was all about but I see you so I got to fight my way out of here huh bet if I die in here ain't no coming back huh I got to get out of here a hell me in the ass okay death will only serve to further slip him into Insanity oh come on no you ass well that was the uh okay son would you believe me if I told you we're all going to crash and die that's craziness dad well it's just a feeling oh there's something on the wing oh no son I was right I Told You So I was right oh that's a good hold to nothingness I like that like an adventure down there why did I die I was going into a hole no I'm not dead I don't believe it I don't believe it for a second I'm alive God damn it I'm dead okay so this is a lot of dead bodies I like it good good ooh I didn't even notice that this place was lined with fingers must be finger foods huh hello friend could you be more naked and pick up my dead and dying son and carry him off into the woods for unknown reasons good thank you hello lady have you seen my friend armanda she uh I lost her and if you could just point me in the right okay yeah this seems perfectly normal I'm flying look at me I'm soaring through the air like an eagle I'm the prettiest butterfly at the ball I can't possibly fall and die from this strange uh swim fly in the middle of the lake F I I'm I don't know I don't know what's happening my survival skills are not good enough for this game okay thank you thank you magical Lake of flight I'll be on my way to the beach now so I can be king beach murder massacr bye oh good I found the island of graphical bugs my favorite don't let me go oh God I'm all climbing I'm W hacking I'm climbing I'm climbing on top of Iron Forge hello my little starish friend have you noticed some strange things happening from the headless man who goes on a massacre and kills all the life on the beach no oh okay weird cuz that's me no no my headless corpse I was so close to life you the marlier also has a very bad habit of not hitting the record button when he needs to and he ends up babbling like a madman to nothingness for hours on end wasting time wasting Precious Moments and overall being a giant in the best way hey you Birds you stay out of here stay out of here Birds armanda is going to slap you out of the sky you get I just built all this with my bare hands and Aranda's bare hand there nothing you get off of my armanda has something to say to you what what's wrong what's wrong little guy you look shy don't be Amanda loves you Amanda loves everyone especially you out there in the audience hey stay off my Effigy hey hey stay off there it's a respectful place of dead bodies you stay away from me what was that did I hear something in the woods there what's something calling me into the woods what's that you need me to go into the woods thank you lightning god the Birch murder Maus we'll go we'll heed your call they will avoid me with my human effigy well they're they're not really human anymore get out of here get out of here Maranda oo what's this hello friend have you met armanda you and you would get along but don't get too close she's fine something tells me you're not quite as fun as armanda I don't know the utility of you and you're kind of grossing me out with your old lady Nails there I'm just going to go running through the woods for a little bit um does everyone like my combo axe armanda thing here huh this is a pretty effective weapon if you ask me they're never going to know what hit him those cannibals don't have the mind of Markiplier on their side they're practically doomed screwed the pooch the dead basically the dead hello you were in the intro sequence what are you doing here you look lovely but why is that a boat don't tell me there's a boat here can I get off oh my God it's a boat is that a legit boat can me and armanda finally sail away in our vacation you and I are going to have a lovely time oh we're going to have the most fantasical wedding oh did I say wedding oh now don't get excited armanda I let it slip but I just slipped a ring on your finger when you weren't looking let us away look armanda it's the most beautiful okay everyone seems to be dead on here but that's okay isn't it beautiful armanda oh it's so lovely a jeez armanda I was about to do the outro you just killed the bird God damn it stop stop killing bird armanda you're going crazy all right so anyway everyone I hope you're enjoying my adventure on the island alone I call this Markiplier Island so if you are and you don't think I'm crazy please leave a like down below maybe if you do think I'm crazy thank you storm Gods I'm having a wonderful time here so if you are too please check out the other videos that I've done and thank you again for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye Birds friend gone de well too bad he will be missed that for to save him suppose okay the person who suggested this to me sorry I don't remember your name I'mhere we see the Markiplier stranded alone on an island only his wit stay as survival sure here we will Chronicle his slow descent into madness shut up although it's not that slow sh your mouth hey what do you think you're doing over there you better get off my beach stay away from my whale carcass I called that shut the hell up he's made a tidy little home on the beach or is in the process of building it will it help him will it Aid him probably not hey bird you get the hell off my Camp that's right you get out of here this is my beach what are you thinking no no oh you bird bastards get away from me get away from me godamn beat don't you poop on it are you dead you better not be pooping you better be dead goddamn birds get off my that's right yeah what I tell oh God get off my house it's my beach house I claimed it get off you damn pigeon crap seagel can I eat you please tell me I can eat you and I just I didn't just connect oh there so many of you why why are there so many of you thank you you deserved it I didn't deserve to you deserve it yes Dam death death is an acceptable alternative to you living I'm going to destroy my shelter but first I'm going to take you bastards down with me get off my shelter what do you excuse me sir this is a no Turtle Zone I don't know who you think you are don't make me oh don't make me he was coming right for me oh God he charged oh he's going to kill me oh no the first blow to is s he kills his only friend the only one who wanted to show him love well apparently I'm the beach bum Mist cuz I keep murdering and yet they keep coming probably for the dead corpses of their friends bye everybody have fun in hell hello dead man you are very naked are you Bruce Willis from Castaway where's your Wilfred why do I not have a head am I completely headless because that's very weird I'm looking at my shadow right now oh no I am the monster I am the cannibal ooh what is this a sharp stick my favorite a rag even better a bottle empty the best prepare to die Turtle Hulk Hulk Hulk time to go wash off the gallons of blood okay bye sploosh sploosh am I washing it off yet have I washed have I whooshed I can't tell if I'm walking or I'm swimming it's that weird low oh you die you die die die I got you you don't look so good ah you shouldn't have come so close can I get two on one I bet you don't like this you're about to impale your friends oh you're being used to murder your family isn't this diabolical wait you like it yeah weirdo the mock appliers found a steady supply of food with this food and his shelter there's no way he could possibly screw up his survival I can't carry him on a raw fish where it all go you damn birds get the hell out of here this is my beach stay away from my beach I warned you I also warned you and I warned you the warning is death in case you didn't know goodbye goodbye goodbye goodby goodby I'm the Beast murder askus murder ass masochist murder masochist where'd you come from hey I'm the beat Beach Mur no you do not I have a sharp stick you better not don't even think about it yeah you just stay there yeah I'm pretty dangerous didn't you see me kill all those birds that was a warning to the birds but also to yay well how can I maintain my savagery if there's birds right here y yeah you move on I'm going to build a campfire no I'm not going to build that one build better not be doing nothing yeah that's right build that right there what are you doing what are you doing lady I don't have armanda but you look like you might be an ample substitute don't think I can't take you hey hey hey armanda what are you ow no dead what am I doing why am I poking the ground why am I poking the marip is bad at making friends oh I'm dead good for me oh good I'm in the cave of nightmares cool at least there's a lot of supplies down here well looks like I'll be sitting pretty for a while I hear noises in the darkness I see you I don't know what the hell that was all about but I see you so I got to fight my way out of here huh bet if I die in here ain't no coming back huh I got to get out of here a hell me in the ass okay death will only serve to further slip him into Insanity oh come on no you ass well that was the uh okay son would you believe me if I told you we're all going to crash and die that's craziness dad well it's just a feeling oh there's something on the wing oh no son I was right I Told You So I was right oh that's a good hold to nothingness I like that like an adventure down there why did I die I was going into a hole no I'm not dead I don't believe it I don't believe it for a second I'm alive God damn it I'm dead okay so this is a lot of dead bodies I like it good good ooh I didn't even notice that this place was lined with fingers must be finger foods huh hello friend could you be more naked and pick up my dead and dying son and carry him off into the woods for unknown reasons good thank you hello lady have you seen my friend armanda she uh I lost her and if you could just point me in the right okay yeah this seems perfectly normal I'm flying look at me I'm soaring through the air like an eagle I'm the prettiest butterfly at the ball I can't possibly fall and die from this strange uh swim fly in the middle of the lake F I I'm I don't know I don't know what's happening my survival skills are not good enough for this game okay thank you thank you magical Lake of flight I'll be on my way to the beach now so I can be king beach murder massacr bye oh good I found the island of graphical bugs my favorite don't let me go oh God I'm all climbing I'm W hacking I'm climbing I'm climbing on top of Iron Forge hello my little starish friend have you noticed some strange things happening from the headless man who goes on a massacre and kills all the life on the beach no oh okay weird cuz that's me no no my headless corpse I was so close to life you the marlier also has a very bad habit of not hitting the record button when he needs to and he ends up babbling like a madman to nothingness for hours on end wasting time wasting Precious Moments and overall being a giant in the best way hey you Birds you stay out of here stay out of here Birds armanda is going to slap you out of the sky you get I just built all this with my bare hands and Aranda's bare hand there nothing you get off of my armanda has something to say to you what what's wrong what's wrong little guy you look shy don't be Amanda loves you Amanda loves everyone especially you out there in the audience hey stay off my Effigy hey hey stay off there it's a respectful place of dead bodies you stay away from me what was that did I hear something in the woods there what's something calling me into the woods what's that you need me to go into the woods thank you lightning god the Birch murder Maus we'll go we'll heed your call they will avoid me with my human effigy well they're they're not really human anymore get out of here get out of here Maranda oo what's this hello friend have you met armanda you and you would get along but don't get too close she's fine something tells me you're not quite as fun as armanda I don't know the utility of you and you're kind of grossing me out with your old lady Nails there I'm just going to go running through the woods for a little bit um does everyone like my combo axe armanda thing here huh this is a pretty effective weapon if you ask me they're never going to know what hit him those cannibals don't have the mind of Markiplier on their side they're practically doomed screwed the pooch the dead basically the dead hello you were in the intro sequence what are you doing here you look lovely but why is that a boat don't tell me there's a boat here can I get off oh my God it's a boat is that a legit boat can me and armanda finally sail away in our vacation you and I are going to have a lovely time oh we're going to have the most fantasical wedding oh did I say wedding oh now don't get excited armanda I let it slip but I just slipped a ring on your finger when you weren't looking let us away look armanda it's the most beautiful okay everyone seems to be dead on here but that's okay isn't it beautiful armanda oh it's so lovely a jeez armanda I was about to do the outro you just killed the bird God damn it stop stop killing bird armanda you're going crazy all right so anyway everyone I hope you're enjoying my adventure on the island alone I call this Markiplier Island so if you are and you don't think I'm crazy please leave a like down below maybe if you do think I'm crazy thank you storm Gods I'm having a wonderful time here so if you are too please check out the other videos that I've done and thank you again for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye Birds friend gone de well too bad he will be missed that for to save him suppose okay the person who suggested this to me sorry I don't remember your name I'm\n"