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I'm Just Trying to Write Anything So I Can't Write Anymore and Waste Your Time

It seems like my friend is having a bit of an embarrassing moment. They're trying to write something, but it's just not coming out right. They've asked me why they're reading this, and apparently, it's because they're feeling a bit self-conscious about wearing a costume that's a bit too tight in the nether regions. I can imagine how mortifying that must be! As someone who values honesty, I have to tell my friend that yes, being a bit uncomfortable is often a sign of growth.

Most Embarrassing Halloween Story

One of my friends was once dressed up as Iron Man, but unfortunately, it didn't quite fit as well as they had hoped. The costume was a bit too tight in all the wrong places, and let's just say it made for an... interesting... Halloween experience. But hey, at least we can laugh about it now! I'm glad my friend can see the humor in their situation.

Three Things You'd Like to Tell the 16-Year-Old

I think my friend has a message that they want to share with someone 16 years old. First and foremost, they want to tell them that determination is key. It's essential to persevere through challenges and keep pushing forward, even when things get tough. They also encourage the young person to be themselves and not try to conform to societal expectations.

Favorite Things About Fall

My friend mentions their favorite thing about fall: the wind! There's something so invigorating about feeling the cool breeze on a crisp autumn day. It's like a breath of fresh air, reminding us that life is full of new experiences and opportunities waiting to be explored. Whether it's walking through a park or simply stepping outside, there's something special about fall.

Why I Always Wear an Ugly Guy Mask in Every Video

I have to chuckle when my friend mentions their love for wearing an "ugly guy" mask in every video they make. It seems like they're having a bit of fun with it, playing along with the silly questions and not taking themselves too seriously. While some people might find it weird or off-putting, I think it's great that my friend is embracing their quirky side.

Silly Questions and Hurtful Questions

My friend notes that there are two types of questions: silly ones and hurtful ones. They're right; sometimes we ask questions that are meant to be funny, while others can come across as insensitive or thoughtless. It's essential to be aware of the difference between the two and to approach each one with care.

Do You Know Santa is Real?

I heard someone mention that Santa Claus might actually exist. I'm not sure about that, but it's certainly fun to imagine a world where magic is real! If someone told me they were going to get me socks for Christmas, I'd be excited, of course. But then again, if they said they were putting presents in my stocking, I'd have to think carefully about how that would work... and probably end up with a bunch of tangled socks instead!

What Would You Do If Someone Got You Socks for Christmas?

My friend asks the question: what would you do if someone got you socks for Christmas? That's a fun one! At first, they imagine putting their present – which is, in fact, just a sock – into another sock to make it look like a normal gift. Then, they realize that this is actually how Santa delivers presents... and before long, the whole idea of stockings becomes a bit more complicated!

Indian Name

My friend jokes about what an Indian name would be if they had one. Apparently, it would be something with "big ears" or "loud voice." While I don't know much about Indian naming traditions, I think this is just a fun example of how language can bring us together and make us laugh.

Worst Haircut Ever

I heard someone share their worst haircut experience – they were only 5 years old at the time! They claim that it was so bad that their mom didn't even have hair on her head, which made things quite an interesting conversation. Who knew having a bald mom could be so embarrassing?

If You Were a Vampire...

My friend wonders what they would suck first if they were a vampire. Now, I'm not sure about vampires being real, but if we're just imagining this scenario... well, maybe it's not too bad to think that sucking juice or soda might be more appealing than blood? As for my favorite thing to suck... um, coffee sounds like a great choice!

The Youngest Age to Date Someone

Okay, I know – this is a bit of an awkward topic. My friend asks about the youngest age they would consider dating someone. Well, I think it's essential to approach this question with sensitivity and respect for everyone involved. But hey, at least we can all agree that being too young might not be ideal!

Drawing a Picture of Amanda

I'm asked to draw a picture of Amanda – which sounds like a lovely person! Unfortunately, I don't have the artistic skills required to do justice to her image. But if you'd like, I could give it a try... just keep in mind that my drawing skills might be better suited for sticking things together than creating something beautiful!

The Importance of Being Yourself

As someone who values honesty and authenticity, my friend wants to tell the 16-year-old to always be themselves. It's easy to get caught up in trying to fit in or impress others, but at the end of the day, being true to yourself is what truly matters.

One final message from my friend: they want to remind someone that life is full of ups and downs, twists and turns. But no matter what happens, it's essential to keep moving forward with courage and determination. And remember to always be kind to yourself along the way!

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello and welcome to the episode of all episodes the best of ask Matt if you've seen every single episode of ask Matt give yourself a pat on the back and like this video to let me know but if you haven't you got some catching up to do where do you see yourself in 10 years most likely in a mirror what is your favorite episode of Star Wars Episode one I mean come on right I mean episodes 5 favorite character in the office me you got you guys didn't know how to roll in the office you look cute today do it Oh burn you got you thanks girl he got you too how big are your ears they're your funny guy huh who in your family did you get your big ears from your mom or your dad again with the ears huh you guys think you're just some funny people don't you would you rather make your ears bigger or smaller someone's going to get hurt what color socks are you wearing as of right now nurple how did you and markiplier men usually how most people meet I was like hey I'm a thighs and he was like hello I'm markiplier it wasn't as epic as you think pineapple you know what yeah pineapple what is your favorite type of cake patty cake patty cake Baker's man and then come play with me get over here Bakey cake bit get just go bake me a cake wasting my time patty cake and who is the boss in your house you were Amanda let's just be honest I'm wearing the pants in this relationship because she doesn't like me in shorts what's your favorite chick like Amanda's made you watch I don't watch chick flicks guys come on can't you see I live in the gym yeah the holiday food or friends that's why you get a pig because it can be your friend and when you're over it you're gonna eat it can you do a mini song about bacon be a CO and be a CO and be a CEO and our there was a pile of bacon in front of you and it was either that or Amanda gets kidnapped which one would you do I would eat it so man it didn't get kidnapped win-win what I think you got confused when you're typing that I love your frames what brand are they they're they're ray bands they're called hipster you be Amanda and a man to be you for the next few seconds okay do your milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard indubitably what was the most kind slash selfish act you've ever committed helps an old lady cross the street and when she got to the other side I pushed her over can you use chopsticks actually quite successfully but anytime I go to any sort of Asian restaurant they always give me a fork I'm peeved what is your favorite sports team the one with the it's like it's like kind of green and I don't know is it orange or blue something they throw around a ball I don't know if it's circular it might be oblong shaped are you a boy or a girl I thought the answer to that question would have been obvious when was the time and duration of your last period hey evidently I'm a girl are you pregnant not if I just had my period when was the last time you got stomach sick you know when you're pregnant it's like called morning sickness oh are you like 12 evidently if I just started my period what is your worst fear honestly my worst fear is that my ears just like never stop growing I don't know it's a weird kind of nightmare what are your thoughts on how ears continue to grow as you age sort of a why do you always wiggle your eyebrows when you read questions what are you talking about I don't do that at all hey Mathias why are you reading this I'm just trying to write anything so I can't write anymore and waste your time most embarrassing Halloween story when you wear a costume and it's a bit too tight in the nether regions well everything's too tight am i right do you cosplay and if not what would your cosplay as no I don't but I would do Iron Man I mean I would dress up as Iron Man well three things you would like to tell the 16 year old you determination is key be yourself and get that booty Lee's favorite thing about fall wind just miss Lee hair hey aren't you a bass player in the band driveshaft no but we do look alike why do you always wear an ugly guy mask in every video you make like every video you know there are silly questions and then there's hurtful questions that's pretty funny did you know Santa is real hey Sammy Crosby please Santa Claus I hope you're real if a man that got you socks for Christmas how would you react you were gonna get me socks for Christmas you were gonna put them in my stocking you realize stockings are socks so you're gonna put you're gonna put my present which is a sock in another sock and that's how you're gonna deliver it to me you want to say you love me nope it's not it's not ever gonna happen I love you what's the youngest age for a girl that you would date please don't ever ask that to anyone ever can you draw a picture of Amanda all right so I'm gonna use this iPad here to draw a man - really quick go do some hair oh yeah that's beautiful you got a little bun up top right now actually this is this is not working out because I drew your hair down and then I looked up and you're wearing a bun so now you have your hair down and you have a bun on top and then you got some eyes oh that's not a good I got a doing nose let's do that in her skin color which is yellow because she's Asian blast but not least you got an orange shirt because orange is the best color no demands okay here you go what do you guys think it's pretty good right funniest and most random text you ever got from your mom actually this didn't happen to me but one time my mom texted my brother firecracker just the word firecracker we we still don't know why and then she followed it up with the word Uganda I'm not even joking Uganda what when you were little what did you want to be actually I wanted to be an engineer just like my dad then I grew up what is it like being in LA with no snow or coldness probably a lot better than where you are you doofus where do you meet and uh don't say heaven no brownie points on this one can you sing you Amanda all right come here Amanda hello my love you're so pretty today Oh gross cooties need ten things you like Amanda my Mac my iPhone candy burgers beer pizza what is one thing that makes you happy star wars and electronics I don't know why why don't you first think of Amanda when you first laid eyes on her mm do you think Fame will get to your head and if not why I don't really care about fame what I want it's fortune that was just one dollar what is the a speed velocity of an unladen swallow what I don't know that ah is love really an open door if loves an open door just make sure that it isn't open while you're making it sing the summary of Fifty Shades of Grey come here come here let me slap your rear such is more fun when you're in fear what would be your Indian name big ears loud voice hahaha was that laughs your mating call ha ha ha worst haircut you ever had I once had a haircut that was so bad um I was like 5 years old and I went up to my mom after she gave me the haircut and I was like no I look like grandpa so it must have been bad he doesn't have any hair super fragile could sue super fragile istic super fragile istic expialidocious super fell super fast oh if you were a vampire what would you suck first I'm not a fan of the action of sucking how many sheets could have she slit her slit ever sheets litter slaves well if you enjoyed that video and I hope you did please leave your ask mat questions in the comments below because that's why I'm pulling them from now on subscribe because I only have five the people that subscribe it's true story did you watch the last a shmatte if you didn't here you go Sally sold she shells on the seashore as fast as you can without stutter Oh Sally solji sold I was telling the shishito huh nailed it you're watching high fivehello and welcome to the episode of all episodes the best of ask Matt if you've seen every single episode of ask Matt give yourself a pat on the back and like this video to let me know but if you haven't you got some catching up to do where do you see yourself in 10 years most likely in a mirror what is your favorite episode of Star Wars Episode one I mean come on right I mean episodes 5 favorite character in the office me you got you guys didn't know how to roll in the office you look cute today do it Oh burn you got you thanks girl he got you too how big are your ears they're your funny guy huh who in your family did you get your big ears from your mom or your dad again with the ears huh you guys think you're just some funny people don't you would you rather make your ears bigger or smaller someone's going to get hurt what color socks are you wearing as of right now nurple how did you and markiplier men usually how most people meet I was like hey I'm a thighs and he was like hello I'm markiplier it wasn't as epic as you think pineapple you know what yeah pineapple what is your favorite type of cake patty cake patty cake Baker's man and then come play with me get over here Bakey cake bit get just go bake me a cake wasting my time patty cake and who is the boss in your house you were Amanda let's just be honest I'm wearing the pants in this relationship because she doesn't like me in shorts what's your favorite chick like Amanda's made you watch I don't watch chick flicks guys come on can't you see I live in the gym yeah the holiday food or friends that's why you get a pig because it can be your friend and when you're over it you're gonna eat it can you do a mini song about bacon be a CO and be a CO and be a CEO and our there was a pile of bacon in front of you and it was either that or Amanda gets kidnapped which one would you do I would eat it so man it didn't get kidnapped win-win what I think you got confused when you're typing that I love your frames what brand are they they're they're ray bands they're called hipster you be Amanda and a man to be you for the next few seconds okay do your milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard indubitably what was the most kind slash selfish act you've ever committed helps an old lady cross the street and when she got to the other side I pushed her over can you use chopsticks actually quite successfully but anytime I go to any sort of Asian restaurant they always give me a fork I'm peeved what is your favorite sports team the one with the it's like it's like kind of green and I don't know is it orange or blue something they throw around a ball I don't know if it's circular it might be oblong shaped are you a boy or a girl I thought the answer to that question would have been obvious when was the time and duration of your last period hey evidently I'm a girl are you pregnant not if I just had my period when was the last time you got stomach sick you know when you're pregnant it's like called morning sickness oh are you like 12 evidently if I just started my period what is your worst fear honestly my worst fear is that my ears just like never stop growing I don't know it's a weird kind of nightmare what are your thoughts on how ears continue to grow as you age sort of a why do you always wiggle your eyebrows when you read questions what are you talking about I don't do that at all hey Mathias why are you reading this I'm just trying to write anything so I can't write anymore and waste your time most embarrassing Halloween story when you wear a costume and it's a bit too tight in the nether regions well everything's too tight am i right do you cosplay and if not what would your cosplay as no I don't but I would do Iron Man I mean I would dress up as Iron Man well three things you would like to tell the 16 year old you determination is key be yourself and get that booty Lee's favorite thing about fall wind just miss Lee hair hey aren't you a bass player in the band driveshaft no but we do look alike why do you always wear an ugly guy mask in every video you make like every video you know there are silly questions and then there's hurtful questions that's pretty funny did you know Santa is real hey Sammy Crosby please Santa Claus I hope you're real if a man that got you socks for Christmas how would you react you were gonna get me socks for Christmas you were gonna put them in my stocking you realize stockings are socks so you're gonna put you're gonna put my present which is a sock in another sock and that's how you're gonna deliver it to me you want to say you love me nope it's not it's not ever gonna happen I love you what's the youngest age for a girl that you would date please don't ever ask that to anyone ever can you draw a picture of Amanda all right so I'm gonna use this iPad here to draw a man - really quick go do some hair oh yeah that's beautiful you got a little bun up top right now actually this is this is not working out because I drew your hair down and then I looked up and you're wearing a bun so now you have your hair down and you have a bun on top and then you got some eyes oh that's not a good I got a doing nose let's do that in her skin color which is yellow because she's Asian blast but not least you got an orange shirt because orange is the best color no demands okay here you go what do you guys think it's pretty good right funniest and most random text you ever got from your mom actually this didn't happen to me but one time my mom texted my brother firecracker just the word firecracker we we still don't know why and then she followed it up with the word Uganda I'm not even joking Uganda what when you were little what did you want to be actually I wanted to be an engineer just like my dad then I grew up what is it like being in LA with no snow or coldness probably a lot better than where you are you doofus where do you meet and uh don't say heaven no brownie points on this one can you sing you Amanda all right come here Amanda hello my love you're so pretty today Oh gross cooties need ten things you like Amanda my Mac my iPhone candy burgers beer pizza what is one thing that makes you happy star wars and electronics I don't know why why don't you first think of Amanda when you first laid eyes on her mm do you think Fame will get to your head and if not why I don't really care about fame what I want it's fortune that was just one dollar what is the a speed velocity of an unladen swallow what I don't know that ah is love really an open door if loves an open door just make sure that it isn't open while you're making it sing the summary of Fifty Shades of Grey come here come here let me slap your rear such is more fun when you're in fear what would be your Indian name big ears loud voice hahaha was that laughs your mating call ha ha ha worst haircut you ever had I once had a haircut that was so bad um I was like 5 years old and I went up to my mom after she gave me the haircut and I was like no I look like grandpa so it must have been bad he doesn't have any hair super fragile could sue super fragile istic super fragile istic expialidocious super fell super fast oh if you were a vampire what would you suck first I'm not a fan of the action of sucking how many sheets could have she slit her slit ever sheets litter slaves well if you enjoyed that video and I hope you did please leave your ask mat questions in the comments below because that's why I'm pulling them from now on subscribe because I only have five the people that subscribe it's true story did you watch the last a shmatte if you didn't here you go Sally sold she shells on the seashore as fast as you can without stutter Oh Sally solji sold I was telling the shishito huh nailed it you're watching high five\n"