Getting in Shape, Dude: A Hiking Adventure with Unexpected Turns

As we set out on our 8-mile hike, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and trepidation. My friend and I had been planning this trip for weeks, and I was determined to push myself to new heights – literally. We started at the trailhead, and I began to eat seeds as we made our way up. "The most important part if you encounter a mountain lion or rattlesnakes no snakes fam," I muttered to myself, trying to sound cool and confident.

As we climbed higher, the scenery became more breathtaking by the minute. The sun beat down on us, and I felt my energy waning. "I think we should head back down this," my friend suggested, nodding towards the valley below. But I was determined to see it through. "No way, guys, let's go!" I exclaimed, despite feeling a pang of doubt.

The next few hours flew by in a blur as we pushed on up the mountain. The views were stunning, but so was my exhaustion. At one point, my friend suggested that we turn back, citing the long distance and grueling incline. But I refused to give up. "We've made it to the top!" I exclaimed triumphantly, pointing out a scenic spot for a camera shot.

The sunset was nothing short of spectacular, with hues of pink and orange painting the sky. We paused to take in the view, snapping photos and marveling at the beauty around us. Suddenly, my friend shouted "Anchor Man!" and I realized that it was indeed the iconic character from the movie of the same name. It turned out that we were just 30 minutes away from San Diego.

As we began our descent, disaster struck – or rather, not quite. My ankle got caught in a rock crevice, but fortunately, I managed to roll it and minimize the damage. "I don't know what happened," I admitted, shaking my head. We continued down the mountain, albeit slowly, as I assessed the extent of the damage.

After a grueling hike up the mountain, we arrived at Target, where I splurged on some essential supplies – including a new deodorant and some snacks. "I'm buying these guys," I declared, holding up my purchases for all to see. My friend raised an eyebrow good-naturedly.

Just then, someone tweeted me with news that Kais was spotted at work – or rather, trying to find his way through the office. We quickly regrouped and set out to track him down. "It was you," I exclaimed when we finally found our missing friend. He looked relieved to have been found.

After a long day of hiking and socializing, I trudged back home, exhausted but exhilarated. My ankle had swelled somewhat, but that wasn't going to stop me from uploading my next video – even on Super Bowl Sunday. "Today's main channel will be uploaded at 11:00 a.m.," I announced, grinning mischievously.

And so, with the promise of a new adventure just around the corner, I settled in for a well-deserved rest – or rather, a brief respite before we embarked on our next escapade.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enyou guys want these two let's get 10,000 thumbs up on this Vlog and I'll give these away too just get out of here my car looks like it's posing on the street and like the curb the the turn tires I don't know if yall saw this but I yeah I accidentally hit a curb I think I told you about that so in yesterday's Vlog a few people commented saying kis you always do these giveaways but you never give away the shoe what's the point like I do the giveaways guys and I don't always announce the winners publicly because I always ask the person who wins if they want to be publicly announced or not and more times than none they say no because they don't want people tweeting them or people harassing them or whatever you'll be surprised some people get salty when they don't win and they'll start tweeting the person that that does win and they just make them feel hella bad or whatnot so sorry to the people who think that I don't give away the shoes but I do and I'll prove that to you by uh if the next winners don't want to be announced publicly um I will still show you guys when I go to the post office and ship the shoes out so anyway we got a great day planned ahead so let's go have a good time trim down the beard as you guys can see it's going to be a good Vlog it's crazy because it doesn't snow in California but if you go to the outskirts of it you guys can see that the top of the hills like over here have snow so it's a weird site to see out here cuz you don't really see that in Northern California but in Southern California you do which is insane but it's so dope man um can I get the egg uh egg cheese and turkey bacon sandwich turkey bacon and then can I get a ice skinny vanilla latte hey how you guys doing what's good G how's Houston how's chill you know I got the stomach virus so oh damn better all right well tell James Harden I say what's up all right guys so this is what we're doing today we're going on a little hike I know that's something that I've never done before on my channel but trying something new we're going up potato chip rock yes we are potato chip rock and uh all of a sudden he's doing activities yeah all of a sudden we trying to get in shape dudes out here on Hikes eating seeds look at these signs right here the most important part if you encounter a mountain lion or rattlesnakes no snakes fam all right let's go so we got ourselves uh8 mile hike starting this point right yeah she doesn't think I'll make it but I know I'll make it blame me though for thinking that we going to make it guys let's go all right I can't do this anymore I think we should head back down this this is too hard we should head back down yeah we haven't even started yet this is just the warmup okay seems like I'm having a great time I'm not fatigued at all someone behind me suggested we go back down not going to say any names it wasn't me anyway still going guys still going we have made it to the top so that right there that's the potato chip that guy right there I don't know what the hell he's doing just cuz I got a belly just cuz I eat pizza a lot doesn't mean with the right mindset and motivation you can do it you know what I'm saying 10 miles knock down was that really 10 miles that was probably shorter no total on the way plus the way down is 10 miles oh okay beautiful view guys I'm going to set up the camera now and uh get a nice little Sunset cuz the sunset should be coming out soon so oh that's dope I can tell you're zooming in no yeah I can see your hand zooming in Back Sir bark twice if you're in Milwaukee shut up guys that's crazy because that dog is Back Sir from Anchor Man and we are 30 minutes from San Diego so it has to be him wait what Anchor Man the movie oh no never oh my God you guys are that's my favorite movie of all time anchor that's my f to leave you guys okay all right guys time to go down we just saw the beautiful sunset as you guys saw from the time lapse what a time now let's go stuff our face with some wings as we were running down I don't know what happened but my ankle got caught and I rolled my ankle and this was within the first like 10 minutes of going down so we still had another hour and a half so I rolled my ankle I fell whatever I got like two holes in my hand they started bleeding but I put pressure on them so they stopped I'm not going to be a little girl you know almost three holes low key but anyway so my ankle I roll my ankle it's not that bad I finished the going down we're at Target I got a pimp mobile just so I don't have to walk all right what we got guys I don't know why but I'm buying these cuz your boy yes yes two showers to go get some deodorant some milk you don't shower take this yellow Gillette Fusion Pro Glide I'm super excited to get this because I'm a big fan of Gillette and it's yellow what I B I'm showing what I bought hold this L cuz I'm showing take this L cuz I'm showing them what I bought didn't even say it right take that L stop all right guys so someone tweeted me right now and they said all of a sudden kais is at my work all of a sudden handicap so somebody that works here we're looking for him now is that him what's up fam it was you we just vlogged you who were trying to find for you how you been fam how are you what's up boy how you doing man good I just saw your T right now like all right let's find this guy oh I need to go get bread now all right guys so I'm finally home dead ass tired about to shower I don't know if my ankle swoll in oh yeah it is look at this where's the ball at anyway new video I decided I'm going to upload it at 11:00 a.m. instead of 12:00 a.m. 12 p.m. and the reason for that is just because it's Super Bowl Sunday I shouldn't even be uploading a video on Super Bowl Sunday that was a dumb decision on my part but I'm going to do it anyway because I promised you guys so today on the main Channel 11:00 a.m. it might even be up before or after this I don't know yet but anyway tomorrow we're still filming even though it's a Super Bowl we still filming damn covered that nipple real quick damn you ready to bust out tomorrow power moves oh definitely that's why I'm here show us the nio don't you hate when you get screen all right guys see you tomorrow what up man we out here with the man yes sir yes sir I got the shoes right here appreciate you dope store thank you man though it yeah yeahyou guys want these two let's get 10,000 thumbs up on this Vlog and I'll give these away too just get out of here my car looks like it's posing on the street and like the curb the the turn tires I don't know if yall saw this but I yeah I accidentally hit a curb I think I told you about that so in yesterday's Vlog a few people commented saying kis you always do these giveaways but you never give away the shoe what's the point like I do the giveaways guys and I don't always announce the winners publicly because I always ask the person who wins if they want to be publicly announced or not and more times than none they say no because they don't want people tweeting them or people harassing them or whatever you'll be surprised some people get salty when they don't win and they'll start tweeting the person that that does win and they just make them feel hella bad or whatnot so sorry to the people who think that I don't give away the shoes but I do and I'll prove that to you by uh if the next winners don't want to be announced publicly um I will still show you guys when I go to the post office and ship the shoes out so anyway we got a great day planned ahead so let's go have a good time trim down the beard as you guys can see it's going to be a good Vlog it's crazy because it doesn't snow in California but if you go to the outskirts of it you guys can see that the top of the hills like over here have snow so it's a weird site to see out here cuz you don't really see that in Northern California but in Southern California you do which is insane but it's so dope man um can I get the egg uh egg cheese and turkey bacon sandwich turkey bacon and then can I get a ice skinny vanilla latte hey how you guys doing what's good G how's Houston how's chill you know I got the stomach virus so oh damn better all right well tell James Harden I say what's up all right guys so this is what we're doing today we're going on a little hike I know that's something that I've never done before on my channel but trying something new we're going up potato chip rock yes we are potato chip rock and uh all of a sudden he's doing activities yeah all of a sudden we trying to get in shape dudes out here on Hikes eating seeds look at these signs right here the most important part if you encounter a mountain lion or rattlesnakes no snakes fam all right let's go so we got ourselves uh8 mile hike starting this point right yeah she doesn't think I'll make it but I know I'll make it blame me though for thinking that we going to make it guys let's go all right I can't do this anymore I think we should head back down this this is too hard we should head back down yeah we haven't even started yet this is just the warmup okay seems like I'm having a great time I'm not fatigued at all someone behind me suggested we go back down not going to say any names it wasn't me anyway still going guys still going we have made it to the top so that right there that's the potato chip that guy right there I don't know what the hell he's doing just cuz I got a belly just cuz I eat pizza a lot doesn't mean with the right mindset and motivation you can do it you know what I'm saying 10 miles knock down was that really 10 miles that was probably shorter no total on the way plus the way down is 10 miles oh okay beautiful view guys I'm going to set up the camera now and uh get a nice little Sunset cuz the sunset should be coming out soon so oh that's dope I can tell you're zooming in no yeah I can see your hand zooming in Back Sir bark twice if you're in Milwaukee shut up guys that's crazy because that dog is Back Sir from Anchor Man and we are 30 minutes from San Diego so it has to be him wait what Anchor Man the movie oh no never oh my God you guys are that's my favorite movie of all time anchor that's my f to leave you guys okay all right guys time to go down we just saw the beautiful sunset as you guys saw from the time lapse what a time now let's go stuff our face with some wings as we were running down I don't know what happened but my ankle got caught and I rolled my ankle and this was within the first like 10 minutes of going down so we still had another hour and a half so I rolled my ankle I fell whatever I got like two holes in my hand they started bleeding but I put pressure on them so they stopped I'm not going to be a little girl you know almost three holes low key but anyway so my ankle I roll my ankle it's not that bad I finished the going down we're at Target I got a pimp mobile just so I don't have to walk all right what we got guys I don't know why but I'm buying these cuz your boy yes yes two showers to go get some deodorant some milk you don't shower take this yellow Gillette Fusion Pro Glide I'm super excited to get this because I'm a big fan of Gillette and it's yellow what I B I'm showing what I bought hold this L cuz I'm showing take this L cuz I'm showing them what I bought didn't even say it right take that L stop all right guys so someone tweeted me right now and they said all of a sudden kais is at my work all of a sudden handicap so somebody that works here we're looking for him now is that him what's up fam it was you we just vlogged you who were trying to find for you how you been fam how are you what's up boy how you doing man good I just saw your T right now like all right let's find this guy oh I need to go get bread now all right guys so I'm finally home dead ass tired about to shower I don't know if my ankle swoll in oh yeah it is look at this where's the ball at anyway new video I decided I'm going to upload it at 11:00 a.m. instead of 12:00 a.m. 12 p.m. and the reason for that is just because it's Super Bowl Sunday I shouldn't even be uploading a video on Super Bowl Sunday that was a dumb decision on my part but I'm going to do it anyway because I promised you guys so today on the main Channel 11:00 a.m. it might even be up before or after this I don't know yet but anyway tomorrow we're still filming even though it's a Super Bowl we still filming damn covered that nipple real quick damn you ready to bust out tomorrow power moves oh definitely that's why I'm here show us the nio don't you hate when you get screen all right guys see you tomorrow what up man we out here with the man yes sir yes sir I got the shoes right here appreciate you dope store thank you man though it yeah yeah\n"