Markiplier's Outburst: A Passionate Rant Against "Farther"

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to this channel. I had meant to start this when I got farther along, but that wasn't going to happen, so just bear with me as I get back to where I was. No, stop bouncing! See, I don't do that bounce. I do not do that bounce. That bounce is a result of the camera moving and recoiling, which is the stupidest mechanic I've ever seen in any game.

Causing frustration for Markiplier

'Cause I can't account for the camera recoil. It's like a — UGH Never mind. Just never mind. No, no, nonono Not like that, not like that, not like that, butuh! Please! Don't! please! NOOO! Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am NOT there. I did not die - Mary Fry

A moment of emotional release for Markiplier

God, the fucking camera bounce, I fucking hate it so much! To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering. NOOOO OH MY GOD! NOOO! I JUST FUCKING GOT BACK UP THERE! I JUST FUCKING DID THAT! I'll be right back. Hang in there Don't let it get to you — You shut the fuck up, You shut the fuck up, You shut the fuck up, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Markiplier's frustration with the game's mechanics

You shut the fuck up. I hope you die in a fire Shut the fuck up. God stop going around that fucking way Stop going around! NOOO! No no, NONONO!*gasps of relief* All this tomfuckery, all this tomfuckery, all of this tomfuckery. I hate it so much Okay, I hate it so much no nope nope Very very gentle very gentle very gentle My arm is starting to compensate for the rocking, but I've been rubbing my wrists so much on my mouse pad that it's starting to wear into the meat of my palm it is

The toll the game is taking on Markiplier's body and mental health.

This, this game is damaging me in so many ways. I'm gonna have an aneurysm. I'm gonna have a heart attack My wrists are gonna fall apart No — ohhhoh my god, oh my god, oh my god oh my god, Set down, set down! And then launch! Grab! No! No, okay, just like that

The disconnect between the player's experience and the game's mechanics.

Now, I know, most likely you're watching this on Youtube or Twitch while some dude with 10 million views does it for you. no, no, NO, NO! AUUUGH! SHUT UP Being fed chewed up food. That's culture too. Shut up No no no See that bounce? That bounce, that sudden launch upwards, that's not my doing at all! Just the camera! so I have to accommodate

The philosophical and emotional aspects of Markiplier's experience.

AUGH! NO! Life is a mosaic of pleasure and pain. AGGH! Grief is an interval between two moments of joy AUGH! AAU! Peace us the interlude between two warsFFFFUCK! You have no rose without a thorn, the diligent picker — This is what drives people to turn into WEREWOLVES! AUUGH!

Markiplier's final thoughts on the game.

And that's a choice. Not a curse. I hate this game so much. This is the worst game I've ever played in my entire life I've never hated a game more than this game, and it's fucking pretentious

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to this Fff—I am not farther.I had meant to start this when I got farther along, but thatWasn't gonna happen so just bear with me as I get back to where I wasNo, stop bouncing!See, I don't do that bounce. I do not do that bounce.That bounce is a result of the camera moving and recoiling,which is the stupidest mechanic I've ever seen in any game'Cause I can't account for the camera recoil. It's like a—UGHNever mind. Just never mind.No, no, nononoNot like that, not like that, not like that, not like thatbuh!Please! Don't! please!NOOO!Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am NOT there. I did not die- Mary FryGod, the fucking camera bounce, I fucking hate it so much!To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.NOOOOO OH MY GOD!NOOO! I JUST FUCKING GOT BACK UP THERE!I JUST FUCKING DID THAT!I'll be right back.Hang in thereDon't let it get to you—You shut the fuck up, You shut the fuck up, You shut the fuck up, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!You shut the fuck up. I hope you die in a fireShut the fuck up.God stop going around that fucking wayStop going around!NOOO!No no, NONONO!*gasps of relief*All this tomfuckery, all this tomfuckery, all of this tomfuckery. I hate it so muchOkay, I hate it so muchno nope nopeVery very gentle very gentle very gentleMy arm is starting to compensate for the rocking,but I've been rubbing my wrists so much on my mouse pad that it's starting to wear into my—the meat of my palm it isThis, this game is damaging me in so many ways. I'm gonna have an aneurysm. I'm gonna have a heart attackMy wrists are gonna fall apartNo— ohhhoh my god, oh my god, oh my god oh my god, Set down, set down!And then launch! Grab! No! No, okay, just like thatNow, I know, most likely you're watching this on Youtube or Twitch while some dude with 10 million views does it for you.no, no, NO, NO!AUUGHH! SHUT UPBeing fed chewed up food. That's culture too.Shut upNo no noSee that bounce? That bounce, that sudden launch upwards, that's not my doing at all! Just the camera! so I have to accooooommodateAUGH!NO!Life is a mosaic of pleasure and pain.AGGH!Grief is an interval between two moments of joyAUGH!AAU!Peace us the interlude between two warsFFFFUCK!You have no rose without a thorn, the diligent picker—This is what drives people to turn into WEREWOLVES!AUUGH! And that's a choice. Not a curse.I hate this game so much. This is the worst gameI've ever played in my entire lifeI've never hated a game more than this game, and it's fucking pretentious\"Oh, it's hard therefore it's rewarding. \"No, it's hard because it's bullshit and you made it that waySo you fucking know, it's bullshit! It's not any wonder of game developmentNo, you made it bullshit, because you know how to make a game bullshitYou're not a fucking prophet because you made a hard game!You're back here again, showing patience and then attacking, scraping then flapping and snagging.You are no saint. You are not better than me, just because you made a bullshit gameYou are not!You are not.Sorrow is my own yard/ Where the new grass/ flames as it has flamedShut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!Often before but not/ with the cold fire/ that closes round me this yearI know you know you're making it worseI know you know you're making it worse with yourBullshit quotes, from people who were actually contributing to society when they were aliveWhich is not you DEVELOPER OF THIS GAME!You are doing nothing, just the same as I am!You and I are the same temporarybullshit piece of human organism, that we all know and hateWe all knowDDYYAAAUUUGGGHH!AAAAaaaahhhYou piece of shit! If you will not get on this goddamn mountainWhy did you do that? why did you do that?No—AAUUUH!I almost fell again, you FUCK!No, no, why? Why? Why, why when I'm right there? I know what to do, Why?Fuck! The different rates of acceleration affect your goddamn swing!Oh my god. I hate it so muchEvery part of me. I know how to go up. I do *sharp intake of breath* HHAAA!I know how to control this piece of shit! I do, I know it, I get it, I get itI completely and utterly get it! I do, I understand itIntimately the only thing I can't get is the fucking randomization with the camera!The speed at whichNOOOO!! I HAD TH—Shut the fuck up! Shut up, I hate you!Alright, here I am again! You remember this place? Yeah, I doSo let's just take this... nice andgentlyNo! nononoNo, no don't, don't, don't pull in ohuh! AH!God! That one was my fault, that one was my fault. That was my faultI shouldn't have, I shouldn't have tried to go for it—what— I've— howAre you—are, are you kidding?Are,Are you kidding, are you—why?Why, why?Why, why that doesn't make any fucking sense as to?Why the fuck you decided to be a piece of garbage?No, god-fucking-dammitI'm not even, I'm not even like anguished anymore. I just expectBullshit to be dealt to meWhy?Oh god, oh god, oh my god.No, why? Don't! that would have sent me right back down. You piece of shit!You know that would've! You know that would've! Game, you are frickin' messing with me.Oh!Everybody's a winner in your eyes! Every— because everybody loses at the same rate,Oh fuck you. Fuck youOkay up here, that's great. This is great. This is great. I'm thinking positive thoughts. I'm thinking about positivity and loveWhich I have an abundance of! You know why? 'Cause I'm fuckin' out of my goddamn mindThat's why, that's why, because I'm out of my fucking mindWhy?! oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my godOh my god.Okay, I'm here now. That's interestingYeah, yeah. Yeah. OkayNo, just set down on it! Just set down, there we go.Ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, AH!OkayNope no no no no no no no no no no! Why are you not?Wait, wait, wait, wait, no no no noOHHHH!!!No, you tricked me you fucking piece of shitYou tricked me! You tricked me into thinking that my hammer was stuck! Fuck you! no! no, not tod—AUGH!No! NO! OH MY GODOf all sad words of tongue or pen,the saddest are these, \"It might've been\"- John Greenleaf WhittierFUCKING HELL! OH MY GOD, FUCK!Fuck!You tricked me, you stuck my goddamn hammer, and you fucking tricked meYou fucking tricked me, you piece of shit game! You piece of shit,You fucking piece of shit!How could you fucking do that to me?Okay.Calmly and rationally.But on the off chance that you're playing this, what I'm saying is, trash is disposable, but maybe it doesn't have to be approachable!What's the feeling like? Are you stressed?I guess you don't hate it if you've got this far! Feeling frustration is underratedFuck you, fuck you and your poetic bullshitNo one cares! No one cares. No! No one cares about anythingOh, this is supposed to be like a checkpoint, I know! So don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with meDo not! I will end you! I will end everything there is to know about you!An orange.A sweet juicy fruit locked inside a bit of peel.That's not how I feel about a challenge. I only want the bitterness. It's coffee. It's grapefruit. It's licoriceOkay, so I just got to push this orange out of my way first. Get out. Thank youOh boy. Oh boy.So this is a challengeNOOOO!!!If you try to please audiences,Uncritically accepting their tastes, it can only mean that you have no respect for them. —Andrei TarkovskyOH MY GOD, that one just hurt so bad! That one just hurt, you fucking asshole!I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry because you're such a piece of shitThat is not what I wanted to do and you fucking know itYou know you piece of shit game!no!!!You keep me fucking emotionally compromised. This is what you WANTED?!This is what you fucking wanted!That's what you fucking want, you piece. You sa— you sadistic piece of shitNOOOOO!!!!!!I'M DONE, I'M DONE, I'M DONEI'M FUCKING DONE, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M DONE!I'm fucking done with your bullshit game. I'm done. This is bullshit. I cannot do it. I can't do itOkay, I'm gonna do it. Okay. I'm gonna keep going, but I have to take like a week off fromFrom this bullshit because I can't do itI'm gonna tell the world about how bullshit this game is right nowIf you remember this tweet from the past you know that this is the momentThis is the moment that I tweeted this right nowI hate getting over it with every fiber of my being. No game has left mewith more hatredIn my heartI urge every single person aliveto stay as far away from it as humanly possible,And I now have a full-blown—full-blown migraineat the rageI have felt for this, this demon in the form of a gameThere you have it.I hate you Biffordy Mumblo. Biffordy Fimblebink.Big fucko!You are the worst in the world.Thank you everybody so much for watchingIf it makes you feel betterPretend I love this game. Pretend I'm having a good timePretend. Pretend. That's all I can doAnd as always, I will see youIn the next videoBye Bye!#RAGEFLIP*Outro Music*(There's more at the end!)NOOO!300% Done\n"