Pirillo #Vlog 578 - We're FINALLY in a Beauty Video

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Thank you for watching, liking, commenting, sharing, and subscribing. Right now, I’m not quite fully awake yet, but I’m going to step outside so that I can do something in the backyard. Oh, I need to open the garage door in order to go outside—can’t walk through the garage door; I haven’t mastered that whole walking-through-walls thing yet. Our lawn’s getting old; it’s just frost this came in yesterday. Although I didn’t have a chance to show you in the Vlog, it didn’t really matter because I’m unboxing it live on YouTube this morning. I wrote “retina” in there because I took an Instagram photo with this amongst a handful of Darth Vaders, saying which one of these things would you like me to unbox live on YouTube tomorrow. To my surprise, many people picked one of the Darth Vader ones, so I may do two in one.

I got showered for getting on YouTube live—I don’t want to ever be on YouTube unshowered. Less than 8 minutes to go; I just spilled some coffee on the carpet. The wrist strap wants to be in the Vlog again, and pixie needs to go potty. All right, come on, let’s go quick—oh jeez! And crackers almost made me stop short again. Let’s go okay, go come on; she almost made me spoke coffee there again—it’s a coffee-spilling kind of day.

All right, you two have 7 minutes to do your thing. I love that thing Steven D sent me—a Darth Vader Mickey Mouse. Your dad would like that; I’d like that too. Let’s give it to your dad. Let’s not—you’re ready to meet someone who’s been in our community for a number of years, Mr. Gravy Boat cuz that’s what you look like right now. Can’t see your legs—they’re tucked away. You got gravy inside; you’re a gravy dog—you love gravy. The mac and Josh is in town. Apparently, he loves music enough to follow his artists to cities like Seattle and he sent me an email yesterday saying, “Hey, I’m in town,” and I’m like, “Oh hey, cool! I didn’t realize he was working for Twit but he is.” So it’s going to be nice to finally meet someone who has been following me for a number of years. I can’t do this with everybody who breezes into town, but if I can and when I can, I try my best—especially if I’ve known you for a number of years and you’re doing things within the industry. Considering that Josh is now a colleague and he also still watches the Vlogs or watches them enough to know that he wants Diana there because his fiancé Vanessa is coming along too.

I hope I got the name right—if not, wow, this is going to be very awkward when they watch it driving home from lunch. You can see Josh and Vanessa directly behind me; they’re going to follow me home. I’m calling Diana to make sure she gets the right coffee and the right blend—okay, yes, get it ground at a five. Okay paper filter. Filter and as far as those mugs are concerned—they’re the mugs I was talking to you about the other day; they’re kind of shiny lustery with white. You have green one—I’d be thinking more neutral. You like the red? Um, should we get two? Uh, I’d say silver. Oh, let me look… hold on—really nice. You don’t like the red for Christmas? Uh oh; I guess red for it’s just that we don’t really have any those red types of dishes. And I guess we have a million different kinds of mugs anyway—I know where everything is so do not REM don’t move, oh yeah, I won’t touch you; will have to walk through the scanner before leaving the house—oh my God! Otherwise known as Wicket.

Wow, how long have you been collecting all of… Oh, this is just one room—one room. Wow, this is a playland. Yeah, I don’t play with any of it—I mean it’s just all cute collector’s items really. So I’m not a good collector though; I open things up. Yeah, well it’s for you yeah, yeah—that’s what I keep telling myself. Oh my goodness, what would be your oldest one that you have? Uh, the oldest one that I know of for Minifigures—it would be somewhere in or it was in this vicinity someone dropped them so I had to like reset everything—it’d be one of the original ghost Minifigures that’s the newer one and you can tell cuz he’s got like a point coming off his head.

It’s just winter—this is for winter no, it’s not. It’s body butter exactly; it’s extra moisturizing—it’s not just okay, let me let me give you a little brief description: this is body cream, okay more moisturizing than regular. This is body cream, body lotion and body cream are different. Body cream is like for Summer—body did I say body cream? Body lotion is for Summer; body cream is for winter cuz it’s more deeply moisturizing. You guys getting this? Cuz and then you have the and then you have the ultra-moisturized too much there slipped right out of your hand. Ultra, ultra, ultra—wait, you never have to use no, it’s winter time; this is about the time you start using this. Well, it’s not open yet—well because it’s just starting to be winter well it’s not exactly the first winter of your life can I Vlog? I said no—it’s too late. We are sending off my brother's early Christmas present and we put a note in there that says presents he cannot open it until Christmas. And well, no—there's only one thing he can't open till Christmas, oh yeah. And I told the same thing to my brother—he can’t open one thing until Christmas. Yay, early Christmas is always happy.

Jonathan Zigler sent a handful of Star Wars stuff: stickers and lightsaber lip balms—one’s the Yoda lightsaber; the other one's the Darth Vader lightsaber. The stickers have a lot of the Star Wars characters on them. And then Joe Tashi sent still in case from Star Wars celebration three—a Darth Vader so oh, I can't—I can’t press this one—so thank you everybody—you help make it like Christmas around here every day yay.

We got another Christmas present under the fake tree there honey—there is no tree; not even a foe. It's not a tree—it’s our first Christmas present yes. I don't know who it's for; sounds like it's for me when are we getting the is chain? When they start selling them, why is it that my left knee always seems to get the holes with jeans—why nobody knows. I’m getting a new hole—smell good; it’s not the word I was going to use—smells more. I'm not a big fan of this one but it's a little compact one yeah no, no—that's definitely glue; this one’s not as a SE as the last one—I sh in my favores—this one's more of a eh you know we're never going to survive unless we get a little crazy. Crazy seal! I love these eyelashes; I'm kind of attached to mine. Oh, you know what—we should put some false eyelashes on you how about no where that idea—everybody comment if we get if okay, if we get there's no—if we get if we get 1,000 likes, no cuz we'll get 1,000 likes anyway—okay, okay. If we get two—2,000 likes; I I can put fake eyelashes on it has to be on this video though cuz no one's going to know—no one’s going see everybody comment comment comment—it’s not going to happen please—I want to put fake eyelashes on Chris—please please please please H.

Remember the whole thing where if we had 1,000 likes for each Vlog we'd bathe an oatmeal? Didn't even get that far—and then these right here so far I love them; they’re a little more natural. Sorry sorry—I honey I’m you just it just does it to me—can’t watch Beauty videos although uh I I'm in the middle of a Beauty video right now; I'm going to fall asleep—uh, that's not to take away from people who like Beauty videos—in fact, I got a hold of Judy and we’re going to collab tank videos tell me about it hun. I am with you on that so I’m going to roll down the window so hairspray doesn't get everywhere—and then this hairspray I'm using is not my favorite but in my next Diana favorites I will show you the absolutely best hairspray ever hey baby just fixing my hair—are you locked out? You okay—what are you trying to say? Are you trying to delete me yes—is it cold out there? I can't hear you what okay okay okay okay by the way we got seven Amazon gift cards the other day. What which means that seven people also got those gift cards because of go. tag Jag /n Nextdoor they signed up their neighborhood wa—that's like 100 bucks mhm and so we've made a lot of people very happy with free Amazon gift cards in our community.

You got a picture of Chuck Norris yes—and I survived—you guys remember Matt ligh Hol? He’s the one that took an iconic picture of me as I like moved the silverware off the hey there's Christina she was briefly in a pillo vlog and also at vlogger fair—this photo you might remember was taken by Matt about a year or so ago mattl holt.com yeah. So, I was walking into a bar after a photo shoot; I come in and there’s Chuck Norris sitting there right by the door. So then what happens is—I’m like well, I'm probably going to get further with this if I act like he's not Chuck Norris so I walk over to him—”hey, I’m sure you get this a lot but you look a lot like Chuck Norris“ and he just laughs at me—he’s like, “Yeah, I get that a lot.” My Yol is sagging look at it—it’s ready to plop off yeah had that happen to your yolks—it's not a good kind of look for the Yol really.

I’m sorry am I getting up in your space? What are you talking about—it's warmer now than it was yesterday honey. I know they give those out for free at the post box but it's Christmas season we're going to need some for all our families no—we’re not; we’ve already sent everything that we needed to send well that way I never have to come back here cuz they’re mean to me here—they’re not mean how are they— they’re mean to you cuz you you take their supplies. I like our mailbox honey but it costs more than our mailbox to mail these—I would rather they're not mean I'd rather pay more and then be nice to oh my God they’re not mean—they’re only nice; they’re only nice to you during the holidays because they want that’s that's not true.

Taking a break—listening to another audio book—you can get your own free audiobook download at audible.com Locker Nome. All right enough of my face—thanks again for liking, commenting, subscribing, and sharing all of our videos.

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"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now not quite fully awake yet and yet I'm going to step outside so that I can do something in the backyard oh I need to open the garage door in order to you know go outside can't walk through the garage door have not mastered that yet the whole walking through walls thing our lawn's getting old ah it's just Frost this came in yesterday although I didn't have a chance to show you in the Vlog it didn't really matter because I'm unboxing it live on YouTube this morning and I wrote retina in there because I I took an Instagram photo with this amongst a handful of Darth Vaders saying which one of these things would you like me to unbox live on YouTube tomorrow and to my surprise many people picked one of the Darth Vader so I may do two in one I got shower for getting on YouTube live I don't want to ever be on YouTube unsh showered less than 8 minutes to go I just spilled some coffee on the carpet the wrist strap wants to be in the Vlog again and pixie needs to go potty all right come on let's go quick oh jeez and crackers almost made me don't Stop short again let's go okay go come on she almost made me spoke coffee there again it's coffee spilling kind of day all right you two have have 7 minutes to do your thing I love that thing Steven D sent me a Darth Vader Mickey Mouse your dad would like that I would like that too let's give it to your dad let's not you ready to meet someone who's been in our community for a number of years Mr gravy boat cuz that's what you look like right now can't see your legs they're tucked away you got gravy inside you're a gravy dog you love gravy the mac and Josh is in town apparently he loves music enough to follow his artists to cities like Seattle and he sent me an email yesterday saying hey I'm in town and I'm like oh hey cool I didn't realize he was working for twit but he is and uh so it's going to be nice to finally meet someone who has been following me for a number of years I can't do this with everybody who breezes into town but if I can and when I can I I I try my best especially if I've known you for a number of years and you're doing things within the industry and considering that Josh is now a colleague and I guess he he also still watches the Vlogs or watches them enough to know that he wants Diana there because his fiance Vanessa is coming along too I hope I got the name right if not wow this is going to be very awkward when they watch it driving home from lunch you can see see Josh and Vanessa directly behind me they're going to follow me home I'm calling Diana to make sure she gets the right coffee and the right blend okay yes get it ground at a five okay paper filter filter and as far as those mugs are concerned those are the mugs I was talking to you about the other day they're kind of shiny lustery with white you have green one uh well I'd be thinking more neutral you like the red um should we get two uh I'd say silver oh let me look hold on really nice you don't like the red for Christmas uh oh I I guess red for it's just that we don't really have any those red types of dishes and I guess we have a million different kinds of mugs anyway I know where everything is so do not REM don't move oh yeah I won't touch you will have to walk through the scanner before leaving the house oh my God otherwise known as Wicket wow how long have you been collecting all of oh this is just one room one room wow this is a a playland yeah I don't play with any of it I mean it's just all cute collector's items really so I'm not a good collector though I open things up yeah well it's for you yeah yeah that's what I keep telling myself oh my goodness what what would be your oldest one that you have uh the oldest one that I know of for Minifigures it would be somewhere in or it was in this vicinity someone dropped them so I had to like reset everything it'd be one of the original ghost Minifigures that's the newer one and you can tell cuz he's got like a point coming off his head it's just winter this is for winter no it's not it's body butter exactly it's extra moisturizing it's not just okay let me let me give you a little brief description this this is body cream okay more moisturizing the than regular this is body cream body lotion and body cream are different body cream is like for Summer Body did I say body cream body lotion is for Summer Body cream is for winter cuz it's more deeply moisturizing you guys getting this cuz and then you have the and then you have the ultra moisturized too much there slipped right out of your hand Ultra Ultra Ultra which you never have to use no it's winter time this is about the time you start using this well it's not open yet well because it's just starting to be winter well it's not exactly the first winter of your life can I Vlog I said no too late we are sending off my brother's early Christmas present and we put a note in there that says presents presents that he cannot open it until Christmas and well no there's only one thing he can't open till Christmas oh yeah and I told the same thing to my brother he he can't open one thing until Christmas yay early Christmas is always happy Jonathan Zigler sent a handful of Star Wars stuff stickers and lightsaber lip balms one's the Yoda lightsaber the other one's the Darth Vader lightsaber and the stickers have a lot of the Star Wars characters on them and then Joe Tashi sent still in case from Star Wars celebration three a Darth Vader so oh I I can't I can't press this one so thank you everybody you help make it like Christmas around here every day yay we got another Christmas present under the fake tree there honey there is no tree the not even a not even a foe it's not a tree there's no tree is our first Christmas present yes I don't know who it's for sounds like it's for me when are we getting the is chain when they start selling them why is it that my left knee always seems to get the holes with jeans why nobody knows I'm getting a new hole smell good it's not the word I was going to use smells more I'm not a big fan of this one but it's a little compact one yeah no no that's definitely glue this one's not as a SE as the last one I sh in my favores this one's more of a eh you know we're never going to survive unless we get a little crazy crazy seal I love these eyelashes I'm kind of attached to mine oh you know what we should put some false eyelashes on you how about no where that idea everybody comment if we get if okay if we get there's no if we get if we get 1,000 likes no cuz we'll get 1,000 likes anyway okay okay if we get two 2,000 likes I I can put fake eyelashes on it has to be on this video though cuz no one's going to know no one's going see everybody comment comment comment it's not going to happen please I want to put fake eyelashes on Chris please please please please H remember the whole thing where if we had 1,000 likes for each Vlog we'd bathe an oatmeal didn't even get that far and then these right here so far I love them they're a little more natural sorry sorry I honey I'm you just it just does it to me I can't watch Beauty videos although uh I I'm in the middle of a Beauty video right now I'm going to fall asleep uh that's not to take away from people who like Beauty videos in fact I I got a hold of Judy and we're going to collab tank videos tell me about it hun I am with you on that so I'm going to roll down the window so hairspray doesn't get everywhere and then this hairspray I'm using is not my favorite but in my next Diana favorites I will show you the absolutely best hairspray ever hey baby just fixing my hair are you locked out you okay what are you trying to say are you trying to delete me yes is it cold out there I can't hear you what okay okay okay okay by the way we got seven Amazon gift cards the other day what which means that seven people also got those gift cards because of go. tag Jag /n Nextdoor they signed up their neighborhood wa that's like 100 bucks mhm and so we've made a lot of people very happy with free Amazon gift cards in our community you got a picture of Chuck Norris yes and I survived you guys remember Matt ligh Hol he's the one that took an iconic picture of me as I like moved the silverware off the hey there's Christina she was briefly in a pillo vlog and also at vlogger fair this photo you might remember was taken by Matt about a year or so ago mattl holt.com yeah so I was walking into a bar after a photo shoot and I come in and there's Chuck Norris sitting there right by the door so then what happens is I'm like well I'm probably going to get further with this if I act like he's not Chuck Norris so I walk over to him I'm like hey I'm sure you get this a lot but you look a lot like Chuck Norris and he just laughs at me he's like yeah I get that a lot my Yol is sagging look at it it's ready to plop off yeah had that happen to your yolks it's not a good kind of look for the Yol really I'm sorry am I getting up in your space What are you talking about it's warmer now than it was yesterday honey I know they give those out for free at the post box but it's Christmas season we're going to need some for all our families no we're not we've already sent everything that we needed to send well that way I never have to come back here cuz they're mean to me here they're not mean how are they they're mean to you cuz you you take their supplies I like our mailbox honey but it costs more than our mailbox to mail these I would rather they're not mean I'd rather pay more and then be nice to oh my God they're not mean they're only nice they're only nice to you during the holidays because they want that's that's not true taking a break listening to another audio book you can get your own free audiobook download at audible.com Locker Nome all right enough of my face thanks again for liking commenting subscribing and sharing all of our videosthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now not quite fully awake yet and yet I'm going to step outside so that I can do something in the backyard oh I need to open the garage door in order to you know go outside can't walk through the garage door have not mastered that yet the whole walking through walls thing our lawn's getting old ah it's just Frost this came in yesterday although I didn't have a chance to show you in the Vlog it didn't really matter because I'm unboxing it live on YouTube this morning and I wrote retina in there because I I took an Instagram photo with this amongst a handful of Darth Vaders saying which one of these things would you like me to unbox live on YouTube tomorrow and to my surprise many people picked one of the Darth Vader so I may do two in one I got shower for getting on YouTube live I don't want to ever be on YouTube unsh showered less than 8 minutes to go I just spilled some coffee on the carpet the wrist strap wants to be in the Vlog again and pixie needs to go potty all right come on let's go quick oh jeez and crackers almost made me don't Stop short again let's go okay go come on she almost made me spoke coffee there again it's coffee spilling kind of day all right you two have have 7 minutes to do your thing I love that thing Steven D sent me a Darth Vader Mickey Mouse your dad would like that I would like that too let's give it to your dad let's not you ready to meet someone who's been in our community for a number of years Mr gravy boat cuz that's what you look like right now can't see your legs they're tucked away you got gravy inside you're a gravy dog you love gravy the mac and Josh is in town apparently he loves music enough to follow his artists to cities like Seattle and he sent me an email yesterday saying hey I'm in town and I'm like oh hey cool I didn't realize he was working for twit but he is and uh so it's going to be nice to finally meet someone who has been following me for a number of years I can't do this with everybody who breezes into town but if I can and when I can I I I try my best especially if I've known you for a number of years and you're doing things within the industry and considering that Josh is now a colleague and I guess he he also still watches the Vlogs or watches them enough to know that he wants Diana there because his fiance Vanessa is coming along too I hope I got the name right if not wow this is going to be very awkward when they watch it driving home from lunch you can see see Josh and Vanessa directly behind me they're going to follow me home I'm calling Diana to make sure she gets the right coffee and the right blend okay yes get it ground at a five okay paper filter filter and as far as those mugs are concerned those are the mugs I was talking to you about the other day they're kind of shiny lustery with white you have green one uh well I'd be thinking more neutral you like the red um should we get two uh I'd say silver oh let me look hold on really nice you don't like the red for Christmas uh oh I I guess red for it's just that we don't really have any those red types of dishes and I guess we have a million different kinds of mugs anyway I know where everything is so do not REM don't move oh yeah I won't touch you will have to walk through the scanner before leaving the house oh my God otherwise known as Wicket wow how long have you been collecting all of oh this is just one room one room wow this is a a playland yeah I don't play with any of it I mean it's just all cute collector's items really so I'm not a good collector though I open things up yeah well it's for you yeah yeah that's what I keep telling myself oh my goodness what what would be your oldest one that you have uh the oldest one that I know of for Minifigures it would be somewhere in or it was in this vicinity someone dropped them so I had to like reset everything it'd be one of the original ghost Minifigures that's the newer one and you can tell cuz he's got like a point coming off his head it's just winter this is for winter no it's not it's body butter exactly it's extra moisturizing it's not just okay let me let me give you a little brief description this this is body cream okay more moisturizing the than regular this is body cream body lotion and body cream are different body cream is like for Summer Body did I say body cream body lotion is for Summer Body cream is for winter cuz it's more deeply moisturizing you guys getting this cuz and then you have the and then you have the ultra moisturized too much there slipped right out of your hand Ultra Ultra Ultra which you never have to use no it's winter time this is about the time you start using this well it's not open yet well because it's just starting to be winter well it's not exactly the first winter of your life can I Vlog I said no too late we are sending off my brother's early Christmas present and we put a note in there that says presents presents that he cannot open it until Christmas and well no there's only one thing he can't open till Christmas oh yeah and I told the same thing to my brother he he can't open one thing until Christmas yay early Christmas is always happy Jonathan Zigler sent a handful of Star Wars stuff stickers and lightsaber lip balms one's the Yoda lightsaber the other one's the Darth Vader lightsaber and the stickers have a lot of the Star Wars characters on them and then Joe Tashi sent still in case from Star Wars celebration three a Darth Vader so oh I I can't I can't press this one so thank you everybody you help make it like Christmas around here every day yay we got another Christmas present under the fake tree there honey there is no tree the not even a not even a foe it's not a tree there's no tree is our first Christmas present yes I don't know who it's for sounds like it's for me when are we getting the is chain when they start selling them why is it that my left knee always seems to get the holes with jeans why nobody knows I'm getting a new hole smell good it's not the word I was going to use smells more I'm not a big fan of this one but it's a little compact one yeah no no that's definitely glue this one's not as a SE as the last one I sh in my favores this one's more of a eh you know we're never going to survive unless we get a little crazy crazy seal I love these eyelashes I'm kind of attached to mine oh you know what we should put some false eyelashes on you how about no where that idea everybody comment if we get if okay if we get there's no if we get if we get 1,000 likes no cuz we'll get 1,000 likes anyway okay okay if we get two 2,000 likes I I can put fake eyelashes on it has to be on this video though cuz no one's going to know no one's going see everybody comment comment comment it's not going to happen please I want to put fake eyelashes on Chris please please please please H remember the whole thing where if we had 1,000 likes for each Vlog we'd bathe an oatmeal didn't even get that far and then these right here so far I love them they're a little more natural sorry sorry I honey I'm you just it just does it to me I can't watch Beauty videos although uh I I'm in the middle of a Beauty video right now I'm going to fall asleep uh that's not to take away from people who like Beauty videos in fact I I got a hold of Judy and we're going to collab tank videos tell me about it hun I am with you on that so I'm going to roll down the window so hairspray doesn't get everywhere and then this hairspray I'm using is not my favorite but in my next Diana favorites I will show you the absolutely best hairspray ever hey baby just fixing my hair are you locked out you okay what are you trying to say are you trying to delete me yes is it cold out there I can't hear you what okay okay okay okay by the way we got seven Amazon gift cards the other day what which means that seven people also got those gift cards because of go. tag Jag /n Nextdoor they signed up their neighborhood wa that's like 100 bucks mhm and so we've made a lot of people very happy with free Amazon gift cards in our community you got a picture of Chuck Norris yes and I survived you guys remember Matt ligh Hol he's the one that took an iconic picture of me as I like moved the silverware off the hey there's Christina she was briefly in a pillo vlog and also at vlogger fair this photo you might remember was taken by Matt about a year or so ago mattl holt.com yeah so I was walking into a bar after a photo shoot and I come in and there's Chuck Norris sitting there right by the door so then what happens is I'm like well I'm probably going to get further with this if I act like he's not Chuck Norris so I walk over to him I'm like hey I'm sure you get this a lot but you look a lot like Chuck Norris and he just laughs at me he's like yeah I get that a lot my Yol is sagging look at it it's ready to plop off yeah had that happen to your yolks it's not a good kind of look for the Yol really I'm sorry am I getting up in your space What are you talking about it's warmer now than it was yesterday honey I know they give those out for free at the post box but it's Christmas season we're going to need some for all our families no we're not we've already sent everything that we needed to send well that way I never have to come back here cuz they're mean to me here they're not mean how are they they're mean to you cuz you you take their supplies I like our mailbox honey but it costs more than our mailbox to mail these I would rather they're not mean I'd rather pay more and then be nice to oh my God they're not mean they're only nice they're only nice to you during the holidays because they want that's that's not true taking a break listening to another audio book you can get your own free audiobook download at audible.com Locker Nome all right enough of my face thanks again for liking commenting subscribing and sharing all of our videos\n"