Budget Supercars _ Top Gear - Part 3

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: entime to get back to tonight's challenge we've all bought super cars for less than £10,000 we're doing a number of challenges with them as we go on one of our frankly epic voyages from uh Bristol here to a lap dancing bar in slow about here yeah when you look at it like that it's not exactly the most arduous Journey ever undertaken nevertheless it's taken us half a day to get to uh about here and so far we've learned that James's Lamborghini is rubbish Jeremy's Maserati is slow and my Ferrari isn't a Ferrari it is it is not a Ferrari teeth be quiet it's it let's get back to the action while you were away the cars had their tanks drained and were then given 25 L to get them to the lap dancing club in slow 96 M away to get to slow with the fuel we've just put in we have to average 17 m to the gallon apparently yes which in a normal car no problem piece of cake these aren't entirely normal cars to make matters worse it had become obvious that the L of Castle K hurts my Eng now this is a half French half Italian car that's a worry you see when the French and the Italians come together to do cooking that's great when they come together to make a car run with run for your life now I'm following Jeremy and his Maserati I'm doing 48 M an hour and I get the distinct impression that he's going flat out look at that over for our next challenge we had to go to a service center Chi help right challenge I think it's just a bit tapy Yeah Yeah in the way that both ends a dumper truck is Right St you are now in a race with no outside help each of you must change the oil in your car oh no and all the spark plugs these are I actually come to think of it you've got a V6 we've got V8 only got six SP plugs but I've never held a spanner in my life well he has but that's unlike old British MOT all I have to do now is demonstrate to you two why I'm a doctor of engineering twice the good doctor then started work on his spark P rather than changing his oil which was actually quite de well no you'll need it to be hot for the oil to drain cuz it's thin otherwise you get B bits in your case full of metal hanging around in the bottom of your endly James began by doing housework the Bonnet is eating my head so the good doctor came up with an engineering meanwhile James had got going and got stuck don't see what I'm going to do that while Jeremy had resorted to shouting come on come on that sound like I'm in a porn film their problem was inaccessible spark clubs not something actually dling I don't want to win my te oh I can't get at this one oh look it's obscured by this lead you've got mechanics butt cheek do you know that after a Brisk 50 minutes Dr Clarkson had finished changing his plugs yes all sex and set about making a nest of his oil chain that went well meanwhile James was being pedantic and I was hampered by height issues seven the race to the Finish was between me and the doctor yes y first to start their engine we've got the times they're say 5 1 hour 13 minutes. 2 for you 13.25 for me half a second I may have made a bit of a mess though meanwhile I'm quite happy doing this if you'd like to S off you as we left chipan it became clear that the pit stop hadn't really done my Maserati much that's a great sound our next challenge was in the town of MRA all I had to do was get there got all my dials here my oil temperature minus 20 fuel depends on what sort of corner I'm going around time wrong battery wrong never mind could be worse this time James had broken down outside to school at lunchtime go it's broken this is humiliating what is he done the best thing we can do to help James now is just go eventually we made it into malra where the locals could sense the tension of an upcoming three-way view supercars are notoriously hard to see out on they also have very heavy clutches and very heavy steering so which would be the easiest to park right we have to park our super cars in this space against the clock and Hammond's first you ready go this space is not big enough for this car is he going to hit I'm about right are you like looking where you're going or using the force yes two two points you know for that's it I'm parked have you I'll go I'll call a cab and then you can get to the curb have a little walk down the curb to your car your time 1 minute 38.7 go next it was the turn of the py morac 18 years I lived in London making this a piece of cake there you go that's a touch I there wasn't a touch is it is it heavy mate will the engine last as long as this maneuver there finished so neat one minute one minute exactlytime to get back to tonight's challenge we've all bought super cars for less than £10,000 we're doing a number of challenges with them as we go on one of our frankly epic voyages from uh Bristol here to a lap dancing bar in slow about here yeah when you look at it like that it's not exactly the most arduous Journey ever undertaken nevertheless it's taken us half a day to get to uh about here and so far we've learned that James's Lamborghini is rubbish Jeremy's Maserati is slow and my Ferrari isn't a Ferrari it is it is not a Ferrari teeth be quiet it's it let's get back to the action while you were away the cars had their tanks drained and were then given 25 L to get them to the lap dancing club in slow 96 M away to get to slow with the fuel we've just put in we have to average 17 m to the gallon apparently yes which in a normal car no problem piece of cake these aren't entirely normal cars to make matters worse it had become obvious that the L of Castle K hurts my Eng now this is a half French half Italian car that's a worry you see when the French and the Italians come together to do cooking that's great when they come together to make a car run with run for your life now I'm following Jeremy and his Maserati I'm doing 48 M an hour and I get the distinct impression that he's going flat out look at that over for our next challenge we had to go to a service center Chi help right challenge I think it's just a bit tapy Yeah Yeah in the way that both ends a dumper truck is Right St you are now in a race with no outside help each of you must change the oil in your car oh no and all the spark plugs these are I actually come to think of it you've got a V6 we've got V8 only got six SP plugs but I've never held a spanner in my life well he has but that's unlike old British MOT all I have to do now is demonstrate to you two why I'm a doctor of engineering twice the good doctor then started work on his spark P rather than changing his oil which was actually quite de well no you'll need it to be hot for the oil to drain cuz it's thin otherwise you get B bits in your case full of metal hanging around in the bottom of your endly James began by doing housework the Bonnet is eating my head so the good doctor came up with an engineering meanwhile James had got going and got stuck don't see what I'm going to do that while Jeremy had resorted to shouting come on come on that sound like I'm in a porn film their problem was inaccessible spark clubs not something actually dling I don't want to win my te oh I can't get at this one oh look it's obscured by this lead you've got mechanics butt cheek do you know that after a Brisk 50 minutes Dr Clarkson had finished changing his plugs yes all sex and set about making a nest of his oil chain that went well meanwhile James was being pedantic and I was hampered by height issues seven the race to the Finish was between me and the doctor yes y first to start their engine we've got the times they're say 5 1 hour 13 minutes. 2 for you 13.25 for me half a second I may have made a bit of a mess though meanwhile I'm quite happy doing this if you'd like to S off you as we left chipan it became clear that the pit stop hadn't really done my Maserati much that's a great sound our next challenge was in the town of MRA all I had to do was get there got all my dials here my oil temperature minus 20 fuel depends on what sort of corner I'm going around time wrong battery wrong never mind could be worse this time James had broken down outside to school at lunchtime go it's broken this is humiliating what is he done the best thing we can do to help James now is just go eventually we made it into malra where the locals could sense the tension of an upcoming three-way view supercars are notoriously hard to see out on they also have very heavy clutches and very heavy steering so which would be the easiest to park right we have to park our super cars in this space against the clock and Hammond's first you ready go this space is not big enough for this car is he going to hit I'm about right are you like looking where you're going or using the force yes two two points you know for that's it I'm parked have you I'll go I'll call a cab and then you can get to the curb have a little walk down the curb to your car your time 1 minute 38.7 go next it was the turn of the py morac 18 years I lived in London making this a piece of cake there you go that's a touch I there wasn't a touch is it is it heavy mate will the engine last as long as this maneuver there finished so neat one minute one minute exactly\n"