Five Nights at Freddy's - Pizzeria Simulator - Part 2

Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator: A Descent into Chaos

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier! And welcome back to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator. Let's get back into it! I still have no idea how to play, what this game wants from me, or what I'm supposed to be doing in any of this. But I've got money, and I've got the ability to do something here! I don't know what it should be, but I'll just save my money for now because I've got Ned bear, and he's doing good, right? And I've got several advertisements up, so maybe I could upgrade to a larger floor plan... no, wait, I'm gonna wait. I'm still gonna wait; still gonna wait! I'm just gonna go into this and try not to die immediately because that was my problem earlier. That's when I went straight for the thing without doing what I needed to do.

Okay, so what I gotta do is I gotta order what I need to order. I HEARD THAT ALREADY! AAAHHHHAAHHH!!!! Good damn it! I heard it already! What the hell? So I need to be more mindful of what I'm doing, I guess? Uhhhh, I don't know; I heard him! At least I heard him! That's a nice thing. I guess I gotta shut off everything. Uhhhh, okay... Ooh! Heard that... heard that... Ooh! What was that all about? Huh? Okay, I don't like it. I don't like any of this! What is that noise? Why? That's the fun fun noise! Eeehhh, I don't know! AHHHHH!! NOOOO!!

I don't want an ad! Okay, I think I'm fine. Oh wait; wait! I heard somethin'!*squeak* WONK! Hello? Hello? Okay... Back on line! Get that there! Ah, ahh no! I HEARD THHAAATTT!! Oh god, I hate this! I hate everything about this! (x1) I hate everything about this! (x2) I hate everything about this! (x3) I hate everything about this! (x4) I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS! (x5) I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS! (x6) I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MARTH PLUNGER!!!

Okay, we're gonna try to do that. I guess... Order these GOD DAMN UTENSILS IF I CAN JUST GET UTENSILS FOR MY GOD DAMN PIZZERIA! I'D BE SOO HAPPY! They have to eat it with their hands! They have to shove it in! Burning cheese! All over their BODIES! It's horrible in here! Ahhhhh! Oh Frick, that's so loud. Oh god, it's so loud. I can't hear shit! I can't hear shit!

Okay, got that. Okay, everything's fine. Everything's fine... everything's fine... *squeak, sqeak* Wonk, wonk! I don't what-oo OH ! What was that? What was that? No! No! NOO! NOOO! NOO! NO! NNOO! Okay... Oh it's so hot in here! Oh 101 ah shit! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die that's what I'm gonna do!

Imma jus- Imma just frick frack 'n DIE! Any motion? No. No. Motion. No. Motion. Scanning. Wooo all right, that's okay. That's not so bad. Come oonnnNNN!! Motion audio put that over there... All right; maintenance unclog toilets. GET THOSE TOILETS UNCLOGGED!! Somebody had too many exotic butters over in there! We've got to get those toilets unclogged OR WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE.

Oh that's bad. Ogggh! I am NOT causing a ruckus, I'll have you know. You're not like that okay, all right? I think we're outta here! Okay. Let's see if I can not totally mess up this whole ordeal with the salvage thing