WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hey, I got it!Hey guys, this is Austin!And welcome to a veryspecial time of year,where everyone decides to give me things,that are of dubious qualityto unbox on this wonderful,wonderful channel.Shall we begin the holiday festivities?I forgot that we were shooting this today.Although, obviously,Wes did not forget tomake sure that we haveall of the holiday festivities in place.- So this isfrom all of us, y'know.Just to get the mood right.- The mood right.I don't like this one bit.You know what, Christmas Mystery Techis one of my favorite times of the year,because I get to beappreciated by everyone.And they all show me just how much--Oh wait, I think I know what this is!This is actually cool!Yes, okay, so this is a Lightingto USB cable, but with--but with Christmas lights!Dude, that's really cool!All right, hold on, holdon, I gotta plug this in.So, it's literally USB on oneend, Lighting on the other,and this, so if I plug it in down here,I could plug my phone in andshow my holiday festive spiritat the exact same time, look at this.What more could you ask forout of the holiday season,than a little bit of extra cheer?Because you know what you need right now?You probably need a littlebit of extra holiday cheer.Whooo!All right, so our next item,I'm just gonna, you know what?Set needs to be a little bitmore festive, we're just gonna.Well, I'm very excited.This is, I don't know ifyou can see this on camera,but the glitteriest pieceof packaging I've ever seen.It's like literally--- It got everywhere!- I'm already glittery,I'm gonna be in trouble when I go home.Let's open this thing.(laughing)Merry Christmas, guys!Thanks!- That is the bestjoke that you have ever told,ever.- (laughs) Wait.Okay, I see LEGO, this is good.What is the Sluban Racing Team?- A lie.- You've got a legitimate real LEGO here.Where did the SlubanRacing Team come from?I'm going to--- Who do you think got that?- I'm naturally inclined tothink either you or Jimmy,because you're both into LEGO's,but I'm going to throw a curveball, I'm gonna say Josh.- That's correct!- What!- Good job, Austin!- I got something rightfinally, excellent!I'm not gonna build thatwhole thing right now,I could probably build this really quick.(gavel banging)- You need to separatethe rest of the pieces.- I'm separating them!(clock ticking)I see a gray flat six, Idon't see a gray flat four.- Out of curiosity, hold on, wait.It says here, "for ages seven to 14".(clock ticking)- Aye, it's looking more like a Ferrari.(clock ticking)No, no, no, no, no, no, no!We're just gonna put you right there.We're not gonna do that,unless you guys wannabe here all day long.(clock ticking)I'm working through this.I'm legitimately working through this.(timer buzzes)(toy roars)So after an hour of building,Roboraptor and I have lost our minds.And there is a LEGOthat is fully completed.Shall we continue withChristmas Mystery Tech?Hey, almost caught it!All right, whoo, this isvery thick wrapping paper.(joyful music)This is a cup.Wait, no, that's,there's foam inside this.So, is this like, you'resupposed to sing into the cup,with the microphone?What, huh?Wait, wait, hold on, hold on,First of all, I'm guessingthat this is yours, Ken.(bell rings)- Yeah.- Okay!(buzzer sound)- It's not.Oh, Matt is this yours?- Yeah.- Okay Matt, please,walk me through exactly,what I'm supposed to dowith the karaoke machine.So, is the idea that you can sing karaoke,without people judging you,because you're singing into a cup?- Correct.So basically what I'm gonna do is,I'm gonna play them the speakers first,and show what it sounds like to everyone.And then, I'm gonna goand I think I gotta do"Forgot About Dre", right?- No.Yeah buddy!Yeah, all right.- Oh, (bleep) you.So, now that we've completelyand totally defeated,the purpose of the Solo Cupby putting it on a giantspeaker, let me sing for you.♪ Chicka-chicka-chika Slim Shady ♪♪ Hotter than a set of twin babies ♪♪ In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up ♪♪ When the temp goes up to the mid-80s ♪♪ Callin' men ladies ♪Okay, this is actually really bad,I'm gonna put the headphones back on now.♪ Nowadays, everybody wanna talk ♪♪ Like they got somethin' to say ♪♪ But nothin' comes outwhen they move their lips ♪♪ Just a bunch of gibberish ♪♪ And mother(bleep)s actlike they forgot about Dre ♪Questionable idea, questionable execution,definite copyright claim, Ithink this one's a winner.Whoo, all right, so thisis a instruction manual,"Dear Austin, thank you foroffering to try our first ever,"prototype Wakey Pal."This is 1000% a Wes thing.- Of course.- Oh, what is this?I don't like this, this is bad.(nervous laughing)This is Wakey Pal, someoneclearly spent a lot of timeworking on this.It's got what looks tobe a bomb on the bottom.Do you guys know what this is going to do?- Nope.- No?- Nope.- Okay, all right, sowhat time is it right now?It says it is 4:11, thatis shockingly accurate,give or take a couple minutes.All right, so, this seems likean unnecessarily long cablefor the Wakey Pal, let's see what happens.Is it gonna explode with confetti?- Maybe.- Glitter?- Maybe, we'll see.(loud klaxon wails)(Roboraptor falling)And with that, its time for the next item.How dare you try and knock out Wakey Pal?So, whoo, this got some heft to it.(wrapping paper tears)This is Ken's item,I know this is 100% Ken's item.This is a robotic camera.A.K.A., for many years now,Ken has wanted to go to Japan.He's wanted to live inJapan, and just purely,hire a camera robot to doall of his work here for him.Now, with this, the Obsbot,the auto director AI camera,his wish is about to be fulfilled.Why don't we take a lookat what the Obsbot can do,and whether or not Kencan actually be replaced,'cause you know what, soundslike a great idea to me."Feel the magic of AI camera."Oh, I'm about to feelthe magic, all right.So, Ken, what exactly isthe point of an AI camera,to do all of your work for you?- So I can remotely operatefrom anywhere in the world.- So Ken, you got it set up right now,we're supposedly recording on it.So, I'm just gonna walkaround a little bit.I mean, it actually seems--Ken, are you doing anything right now?- No.- This is all the camera.- Hands-free, hands-free.- Okay.So, the verdict, is ittime to replace Ken?I think its been time to cancelKen for awhile, personally,but the thing is, with the Obsbot,we actually have the means to do it.Look at this, full 360degree shots, with zero Ken.It also beeps a little bitwhen its not really happy with me.I can see the videotitle for this already,"It's finally time to replace Ken."I don't know how lighting isand I certainly don't know,even though this issupposedly a 4k sensor,I don't really know whatthe actual image qualityis going to look like.But this is the example ofour future AI overlords,A.K.A., Ken's about to be out of a job.How about this, for the rest of the video,we're just going to usethe Obsbot instead of Ken,like no one touch it, we'rejust gonna let it roll,on all the things that I do.So, with my brand new Robo-Ken enabled,why don't we take a look at the next item?Whoo, all right.So, the thing here, is thatnow that Ken is finally gone,that we finally--Wow, you know what I just realized?Wow, it's gonna be really sad around here.Like, who am I going to makefun of for weeb references?Like, I don't know where Ken is evengoing to go at this point.Oh, that's sad.That's sad.So, why don't we take a look, shall we?So, hang on, wait, so I'veseen Matt's gift, Ken's gift,Josh's gift and wait,Jimmy's the only one left."How do friendship lamps work?"Yeah, that sounds great, all right."Technology for humankind",all right, well let's,let's see what this isall about, shall we?What is a friendship lamp?"Lights that connectyou with those you love,"no matter where they are inthe world with a simple touch."Are these like internet connected lamps,that are going to like, vibrate or flash?All right, so with ourfriendship lamps paired,lets see what happens.That's it?Whoa.Whoa.- I think what this meansis, when I'm in Japan,(laughing)I can take this, andthen we can be reunited.So, I'm just sitting here,Robo-Ken and I are shooting,and I'm like "Wonder how Ken's doing."Oh look, he's thinking of me right now."- Feeling pink.- Thank you very much,for watching this episode of Mystery Tech.I'm not quite sure what happened,I'm not quite sure howwe got to this point,but you know what I do know?Friends are the mostimportant part of life.Treasure yours this holiday season,and to all I bid a good night.(Christmas bells)