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**Mystery Tech: A Super Shiny Key Chain**

All right. I caught it. It's super shiny, love sign key chain. A little... (pause) Now do that a little harder. Yeah.

**The Middle Finger**

Oh, it's middle finger. Oh, I got it. Okay, I was looking at it from all the other different ways. What do I do with this?

**Not Enough Mystery Tech?**

Is that not enough for you? Is that not enough Mystery Tech for you? Are you not amused?

**Cubes and Activation**

Do you wanna grab the cubes? Oh, I need to grab the cubes for the segment. Hell yeah. Cube one and cube two activate. Oh, you didn't know that? Oh yeah.

We'll go over that later.

**A Third Cube**

Oh, Jesus. Cubes. We couldn't quite find a third cube.

**The Middle Finger Revisited**

You gimme the middle finger because you couldn't find the plutonium cube? Okay, that was...(glass shattering)

**Action Time**

Ken, go get that. What is this?

**Remembering Something**

Do you remember...

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- All right. I caught it.It's super shiny, love sign key chain.A little...- Now do that a little harder.Yeah.- Oh, it's middle finger.Oh, I got it.Okay, I was looking at it fromall the other different ways.What do I do with this?- Is that not enough for you?Is that not enough Mystery Tech for you?- Are you not amused?- Do you wanna grab the cubes?- Oh, I need to grabthe cubes for the segment.Hell yeah.Cube one and cube two activate.- Oh, you didn't know that?- Oh yeah.- We'll go over that later.Oh, Jesus.- Cubes.- We couldn'tquite find a third cube.- You gimme the middle fingerbecause you couldn'tfind the plutonium cube?Okay, that was...(glass shattering)- Ken, go get that.- What is this?- Do you remember "TheSecret World of Alex Mack"?- Is this gallium? Is this gallium?- Okay, well your thing is, okay.- I watch corndogwilly.So gallium is one of,if not the only metalthat is a liquid at room temperature.And also not all radioactive spookiness.Am I supposed to makemy own middle finger?- Yeah.- Yeah.- So I'm going to gently heat the gallium.Now this will liquefy atvery low temperatures.So aluminum melts at like,150 degrees or something.- Your car would melt at the track.- Can I try to melt this now?I'm gonna try to pourit and see if it works.Oh, it's pouring.Oh, that's cool.Look at that, oh.Now, it looks like a poo.- So justmelting like a ChapStick?- It actually kind of is.- How are yourfingers looking after that?- Like the Tin Man.It's not gonna do it.No, I'm gonna use a heat gun.- I'm not gonna let you usethe heat gun on the plastic.- I'm gonna use the heat gun. What?- He's gonna meltthe plastic on this rug.- I'm gonna do it gently, Matt?- We're all gonna gonna die.- Look, I can tell.Look, the gallium is gonnamelt before the plastic does.Ooh, look at that. Ooh.Okay, you know I need maybe a little bitmore than that.- Mutella.- But look, I'mmaking progress here, okay?- He's gonna putthe whole thing out there.- And then he isgonna melt all of it.- And then melt the rubber.- There we go.- And we're gonna geta scorch mark on the table.Yep.Chug the hot water real quick.- Ah!- Okay.- I pour my melt.- No!- Oh, god dammit.- Great.- I'm just gonna go aheadand order another one of these tables.- I believe in myself.- Yeah, but I don't.You know, like those nature documentarieswhere they see like the monkey.- You find the bug.- That's likelearning how to use sticksfor the first time.- What's up? Oh.Okay, now I just needthe tip of my finger is not quite,I don't have enough forthe tip of the finger.You know what this is arude, obscene hand gestureand I'm gonna make sure thatit's, the fingers are together.There we go.We've made ourselves a gallium hand.Enjoy my beautiful liquid creationthanks to the one and only corndogwilly.What the...Did a Best Buy justexplode on the table?These are all the new Samsung cases.- Yes?- Why?I'm not sure why you would put a caseon a folding phone.'Cause like the whole pointis that the inner screen is on the insideso you don't need a case.But...- Ay, wow.Oh my god.- That did hit you in the knee.I apologize.- Oh my God. Ah.- The one I am excited for thoughis the FlipSuit case for the Z Flip 6.I got to see...$60?So the way this works is,there's a just a clear like plastic case,but then there's this little bit.Oh my God, that's so cool.It immediately changes my like iconand wallpaper and the whole thing.Can we dim the lights please?- That's cool, right?- The animationis really nice too, actually.- Yeah.Look, this is actually kind of cool.- I think the technology is really cool.- The design's not there for me.- But the design is the gaudiest,dumbest thing I've ever seen.- It is actually a pretty thin case.But the thing is, if I weregonna make some suggestionsto you my friends, ifyou really care aboutprotecting your Flip,the only thing I thinkis really something thatneeds to be protectedwould be like a screenprotector on the outside.So you know what, I gotta say,I've actually been reallyhappy with the Z Flip 6.Now I have already donean entire video about itif you wanna learn more, butbasically it's a cool idea.In fact, I actually like a lotof like the Samsung stuff this year.You know, like I've actuallybeen wearing the Galaxy Ring,which I will say I have likekind of somewhat mixed feeling.(glass shattering)Oh, is that another ring?Did you just wait forme to say Galaxy Ring'cause you know I was gonnatalk about the stupid ringand you threw the thing on the table?- Yeah.- There are a whole categoryof smart rings out there.Probably the most famous is the Oura Ring,oorah ring, oohra ring?Ooora.Why would you pick this?Like what's cool about it?Is it like priced well?Is it like, I got some cool features.Oh, it's got a handwritten note.We at Ultrahuman are hugefans of your eclectic,fun, and in-depth content.Okay, well you call my content eclectic.You got me, you got my vote.- In-depth is what got me.- So this is the Ultrahuman Ring AIR,which is a very sizable box.So at first glance you can see,it's like that sort ofbrushed metallic look.This one's black.It does look very similarto the Galaxy Ring.So if I actually I pop it off, you can seethey're both, well actually no.You know what, theUltrahuman's much bigger.- That's a 10.This is a nine for that one.- Wait, they sent two?- This is a 10, okay.- Well, they didn'tknow what his size was.- Okay, I'm gonna go down to sizeand pretend we didn't see that one.- So it is supposedly the lightestof the big smart rings.- Okay.- And it does not havea subscription fee compared to others.- Ah.Okay, all right.- Good.- Now there is a little like dimple on it.So basically I think one of the sensorsactually kinda likesticks out a little bit.You also can see like someof the wiring actuallyinside the ring, which is kind of cool.So it's got just this little dockwhere you can charge the ring,which is actually pretty cool.I'm a little afraid though.How expensive is the Ultrahuman?Because paying $400 for a GalaxyRing feels very expensive.Please tell me that theUltrahuman is less than $400.- Yes, it is.So it comes in a lot of different colors,but they are all $350,which is on par with the Oura Ring,whatever they wanna call it.- So it's still expensive, right?We're still talking aboutthe same price as a lot of smart watches.So my problem, again, justpurely based on the last,you know, week, week and a halfI've spent wearing the Galaxy Ring.It's not like enormously accurate.That's one of the big things.For me, I feel like ifsomething's on your wrist,it's probably getting a little bit like,sort of better readingsversus like every timeI move my fingers around itthinks I'm like taking steps.Let me set this up, lemmespend a little bit of timewith the Ultrahuman and I'll report back.So I spent a little bit oftime wearing the Ultrahuman,and I've actually gotta sayI'm pleasantly surprised.The Ultrahuman has acouple of key advantagesover my time with the Galaxy Ring.It's a little bit cheaper,not by a lot, but a little bit cheaper.Importantly, it also workswell on non-Samsung devices.The Galaxy Ring, it works on Android,but it really is designed tobe used with a Samsung device.It also feels like the Ultrahumanis a little bit more fullyfeatured at this point.So some of like the metrics are betterand you also have a bunch ofadditional things you can add,like when you should bedrinking caffeine and whatnot.Whereas the Galaxy Ring feels very muchlike a gen one product.I'm not necessarily recommending youto go and buy a smart ring,but the Ultrahumanactually is pretty decent.Can we just get a item on the table?- Oh, you're waiting for me?- Inside we have somethingvery well bubble wrapped.Headphones?- What?- It's like this, right?- Wait, what the (quacks)?(Alex and Ken laugh)- Wait, is this what I'm looking at?Hold on.- Geordi from Star Trek?- I think I saw this at CES.No lie, like 2016, 2015?Oh gross. It's got bumps all over it.Ew.It feels like it's got somekind of venereal disease.- It is the AvegantGlyph headphones for your eyes.- I guess the idea here is that,back in 2016 when VR was getting popular,why not build it into someBeats looking headphones?So it does have an HDMI,it also has the adjustmentsso you can adjust foryour IPD to make surethat it sort of lines up fairly correctly.So I've now connected my Micro USB cableand my Micro HDMI tothis particular device.Certainly old 'cause you can seethat the crusty leatherhas been sort of crackingon the edges, whichdoesn't feel real great.- Yeah, I see what you mean.- Oh, uh.- This is like what chickenpoxfeels like in books.- Yeah.As you might imagine,this is not a productthat is very conducive to meshowing you what I'm seeing.So I'm gonna do my best tobe as eloquent as possibleto give you a real illustration.Oh, (quacks) that's bright.What the hell?Just hang on, so I can tellyou that I actually havewhat looks to be a prettysharp display in front of me.I mean, all I'm seeing is, what,so it looks like it's like,I don't know, like yea big.It's not huge.So there's a bunch of black aroundand I can see sort of top and bottom.So it's like, it's a very early version,but considering how old this is,let me see if I can findmy original video on this.Here it is. Here it is.CES 2016.So the version that I did at CESwas not quite the samething, but it's very similar.This is a surprisingly usable experienceconsidering this from 2016.- Yes.- How much did you paybecause obviously this is not new in box.- It retailedwhen it was new for $700.- Yep, that sounds about right.- Yeah, it's not cheap.We got it for a steal atjust a hundred dollars.- This is not really worth it.- If you wanna dip your toesinto the Vision Pro lifestyle.- It's not though.Because the thing is,there's no smarts to it.Imagine you have like a pole on your headand like a monitor that'slike in front of your face.The headphones aren't great.I'll tell you that in theleft ear specifically,it's always got a little bit of a whine.It almost sounds like some coil whine.- Well, that couldjust be 'cause it's olderand used and stuff.- I agree.- And besides, one ofthe best things about this,it's not locked down.You can use it with any HDMI.You could plug it into likea PlayStation and just play.Do I look goofy right now?- Yes.- Probably.- This just look, this really just lookslike you're wearing headphones wrong.- Yeah.- But considering how old this thing is,it actually is a neat piece of tech.You look ridiculous.- You looked ridiculous.- Don't you wanna go to matchseniors.com?(Ken and Alex laugh)- Look, you can see it.No one else needs to seewhat you're looking at, Matt.We are not gonna judge you.- You can find people his own age.- Let's see what we got here, shall we?- So this is a recommendation.- A recommendation, okay, go ahead.- From my WoW guild.My World of Warcraftguild watches the channel.- Shout out Matt's guild.- And they said you shouldreview this on the channel.- I've never been turned off so fast.(Austin laughs)What can it be?Oh. Oh.- We've had a couple of these very strangehand control, controllers.- Wait, is that theone made out of fingernails?- No, there's a different one.- The old one is,which I use that to this day.- What?- All right, let's see whatI've gotta deal with here.I don't like these.- Whoa, that's kindof sick, actually, wait.- So it's it'sa right-handed mouse,but then it has a thumb joystick.- Who can reach those?- Well, I gotthe extra small for you.This was recommended for ages five.- You've got yourself a littlethumb stick on the top,a button, and then on the insideyou have a whole mess of buttonsas well as a little scroll wheel.Is that a sensor in the bottom?- It's a mouse.- It's a mouse.- Think about the brain breaking.It's gonna take for meto relearn something new.I learned how to use a mouse in 2000.- Oh.- Okay, please, please calm down.Alright, that's too much.The thing is, with thesekind of very custom devices,there's obviously software involved,but there's also a lot of like configuringbecause not only just gettingall your keybinds set up,but also learning them,figuring out what's best.Alrighty, Matt, you've had37 seconds to set this upto your liking.- And I only needed 35 of that.I will say that where my thumb is,it does have a little bit of a,it feels like it wants to driftjust naturally to the left here.- What are you doing withyour other hand, Matt?- Well...- Yikes.- I'm rizzing up the Discord kittens.- Ew.- Boy, don't like that. Yikes.- So like, but like Iam just attacking here.- No, part of this is rizzing.- Okay. I will say that I did,the camera moved a little bit here,like keyboard turning.- Oh, slow.- So you go like that.- How much is this AzeronCyro gaming controller.- So based on thecurrent Euro exchange rate,it says it's $209.- Yeah.- Actually, I was expectingit to be like 300 bucks.I appreciate that this is fora very specific kind of gamer.And if that's you, youshould enjoy your best life.I'm not here to judge youor your life decisions,but what I will say is that I am...- I did get the griptape and it feels nice.Do you wanna see my other characters?- No, no I don't.- I have Isovox. I have Telefunken.(upbeat music)All right, I'm justgonna run near this waspand it's gonna die.- You're gonna make mereally want to do it.- Well, look, look, look, look.- Hey Matt,tell us about the plotof Star Trek Deep Space Nine.- Please.- Okay.- Please cut.- Oh my God.- Deep Space Nine- All right, all right, all right.- It's like whatever.You know, you meet Q and whatnot, but.- So I'm gonna cut this off.- It's like, I don't know.(Matt laughs)You just saw attempted murder.- So why are we shooting"Mystery Tech" downstairs?Because we got you a present.We know how much you love Tesla.- Oh boy. I love...(smooth jazz)Jesus Christ.So there is a, I'm assumingCybertruck for childrenthat comes on a pallet?- Or for Austin-sized people.- Okay, that's rude.This is packaged better than most Teslas.Revealing our brand new Cybertruck.- Yo, actually.That's actually kind of sick.- What the, oh.- I like that.- Aw, you knockedthe little plant over.(all laugh)- I will say I like howfar the wheel turns.- Yeah, it has the actual, you know,turning radius of a Cybertruck.- This is actually a good amount of space.I will say though, thisis definitely plastic,not stainless steel.So a little Timmy won't slice his finger.How does this do anything?- We should probably read the instruction.The battery probably comes disconnected.Is this actually from Tesla itself?- It's from Tesla, yes.- Wow.- So here's the battery.- No shot. This is a battery?It's a battery charger.- Oh, wow.- The hood just pop out.Oh, that's actually kind of adorable.- So there's a power switch there.- Oh, look at that.So you literally just roll it forwardand pull it, oh, look at that.- So it can either do a top speedof five miles an hour or 10 miles an hour.- Oh, we know which speed I'm going.Oh, oh.Look, look, it's got LEDsso we can turn it on.It's actually got like the lights on it.That's actually pretty bright too.- Do you wanna take it outside?- Well I would like to takeit anywhere if it would go.It's on forward.(car honking)I'm driving here.Woo-hoo!Ow, ow.(Ken laughs)This is actually pretty good.Can I climb up this?(car crashing)No.It's almost like I am a large childhaving a wonderful time.Ow.- Hey, remember your camera persondoesn't go 5 miles an hour.- I can't hear you, bye.I have successfullyoutrun the entire crew.So it's just me and you friends,riding on the Cybertruck,enjoying our deep andinexplicable love for Elon Muskand everything he does.He's never done anythingwrong a day in his life.I'm put in full beans mode.So that was five miles an hour.Let's see what 10 will do.We're going fast now, boys.Woo-hoo!That's some speed.- You almost neededto apply for workers' comp.- That's some speed.- Oh gosh.- I'll be like, I won't regretgoing over this giant bump.(glass shattering)Ow.I regret going over the giant bump.Ow.Can I ask a very pertinentquestion to my Cybertrucking?How much did the Cybertruck cost?- It was a steal.- You stole it?- Because, we practically,because we got this fromthe actual Tesla website.- That's good.- We paid a mere $2,000 for it.- 2000 United States freedom units?- Yeah.- The good news is, up untilyou decided to, you know,hit some curbs and do some jumps,we could have resold this for about 4,000.(Ken laughs)- My disappointmentis immeasurable.I don't know what to say.- We're gonnasee him driving to workin that tomorrow, tryand get some money out.- Ow. (quacks)So here's the thing about the Cybertruck.It is a really questionable decisionto spend this much money on a toy.Who would spend this much money on a toy?It's almost like spending$50 billion on twitter.comonly to burn it to the ground.Thank you very much for watchingthis episode of "Mystery Tech."Make sure to subscribe to the channel.Ring-a-ling that ding-a-ling button.Otherwise, you'll never knowwhen you miss the next episodeof we bought a lot ofvery expensive Tesla gearfor no reason because it's funnyand makes a good thumbnail.