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**The Unconventional Keyboard Experience**

I'm Ken, and I've got a unique keyboard to try out today. This is an interesting stand for it. We've got feet for it. What is this? Oh, is this where the batteries go? 300 dollars and you need double A batteries? What, what is this layout? Wait so this is a Mac layout? - Yes. So it's, wait shift, alt, why? Where's my arrow keys. I just have blank spaces.

Let's see how my Happy Hacking Keyboard works. This is a little bit of a weird layout so I don't think I'm gonna be super fast. Ready? - Yes. Oh god. Oh god. Oh that's bad. Oh! It's so weird. Oh, Jesus. 69 words per minute, nice, and 87 percent accuracy. So the keyboard actually feels really nice. The layout though is maddening. My delete key is right above my return key whereas a normal keyboard it is two keys up.

I know it's legendary. I know a lot of people like it. This, to me, is a little bit hard to swallow. As is 300 dollars. So, you know. I'm not gonna swallow money don't even think about it. (box rustles) Is this, did you get a bunch of Beyblade stuff? - I did. This was actually recommended by our viewers. I've never felt older in my life.

**The Thrilling World of Beyblades**

Three, two, one. Let it rip! (quack) Oh god. Mine went off. - Oh god. Austin wins! That's a point for Austin. I almost destroyed his MacBook. - Don't do that. All right ready? - Three, two, one. Let it rip! (quack) Oh, I killed myself. Am I two and oh right now? You know what, I need to be on the other side of this.

Three, two, one. Let it rip! Go, go, go, go, go! Oh no you don't. (quack) Oh, I won yay. Attack! Keep going. Yeah. Keep hitting him. Keep hitting him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Three, two, one. Let it rip! (quack) Excellent. Thank you very much.

**The Koss Pro4 AA Headphones**

So you don't seem exactly thrilled by Beyblades. - Beyblades, no I'm old. All right, I got something else. I got something else. Okay. The Koss Pro4 AA Headphones. So why my dear friend do I have a pair of Koss headphones on the table? Okay. Oh those are very nice looking. Wow, that's pretty cool.

You're gonna take these home right. Yeah. (laughs) They look like pilot headphones. You're totally right. I'm gonna be a pilot today. Oh wow those are, oh these are so heavy. Oh. Is there no adjustment? There's no adjustment is there?

**The Flight Simulator Experience**

Is that a suitcase? Why'd you just bring a suitcase over? Yeah, it's got all the, look. It's got Paris on it, explore the world, Tokyo. Oh wow, yeah, that's Flight Simulator, all right.

Hold on a minute. Can you see this? Holy. Thrust master, the PA linear pendulum Okay, I can't read. Hold on, Hold on, Hold on. Thank you very much for flying Air Austin today. We hope you are having a pleasant journey and we hope you are not particularly seasick because we are about to get a little crazy on this one.

I'm a true pilot. I fly on instinct. There we go. Okay here we go. Gonna bank a little hard on this turn. Sure it'll be fine. Whoo-hoo! All right, all right We're killing our engines. Okay, hold on. Hold on, we're coming in. We're coming in. It's okay. It's okay.

Okay it's fine. It's fine! We're going down! Hold on! Hold on! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP A PLANE! NO! Hold on! we're going down!

**The Aftermath**

I think we're just dead now. Yeah, I think we're just dead now. - No, no I got it, I got it. We're good, we're good. We're good. - No, you're not stopped yet. It's okay, we're there. We did it.

Thank you very much for flying Air Austin. Please give us a five-star review and until next time, thanks for flying the friendly skies.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hello and welcome to Mystery Tech.The show where I unboxWhy, what are you doing?- YEET(phone clatters)(drum intro)- Is that an iPhone SE?(cases clatter)You almost got me with that one.You almost knocked me out.Why do I have aRhinoShield Solid Suit caseand screen protector and iPhone SE?Is Mystery Tech today just me abusingan iPhone SE?- Thank you very much to RhinoShieldfor sponsoring thisepisode of Mystery Techand allowing us to continueour ridiculousness.So I know that with a standardglass screen protector, it's usuallythe way to go, right, because you do getthat sort of very smooth glass feelbut the downside is, if you've ever usedone of these, you've probably cracked itchipped it, whatever the case isand as soon as you do that, it's sharp.You just gotta get rid of the whole thing.So this is what it's like if you havea standard glass screen protector.So if I go to break it- No, no, nowait, wait, waitno, that's not what I gotthat's not what I got the- What do you want me to do?- Dude. Dude, dude, dude.You protect your hands.Protect your hands.- Oh.- Dude. That's, oh my God.- Right. Okay, okay.(crack)- Is everyone okay?I definitely saw glassfly all over the room.So this is our RhinoShield 3D Impactscreen protector, which I can already tellis not anywhere near as bad becauseit's super flexible.This is made of some kindof polymeric materialwhich means that itsort of feels like glassbut I can bend that.That's not breaking.No, no, no.Here's the difference.So, why don't we actually see how wellthis works in the real world.And by the real world, I meanan incredibly contrived drop testto see if I can break it.(tapping)That's pretty good.So to really put yourRhinoShield to the test,on top of the screenprotector you should alsotake advantage of one of theirfine cases or bumpers.In this case, I have the Solid Suitwith my name on it.Now this is good for up toeleven feet of droppage.That's more than elevenfeet but why don't wegive it a try?See if it actually survives?You ready? Three, two, one.(phone clatters)Whew, that was a good bounce.Let's go down, let's go see it.(slow-mo clatter)How's it look Matt?Don't touch it, I meanI'm not really stressed.I'm sure it's fine right?I mean it's a little dirtybut it's totally fine.Look at that.I mean the case has definitely eaten upthe abuse, but I meanthat's a pretty decent drop.- Oh look at that. Just as new.- Look at that, no problems whatsoever.It's a little dirty but that's fine.So if you would like tocheck out RhinoShieldI have a link in the description where youcan pick up not only one of theirexcellent screen protectors, but alsoone of their wonderful cases or bumpers.Stop. Stop. Just, okaywe get it. It works.Okay. Can I ask why there's a monitorand a Thunderbolt GPU on my desk?- The MagSafe Type C adaptor.So, if you're familiar withApple's wonderful MagSafethis was a magneticcharging cable for MacBookthat was unceremoniously tossed asidein favor of USB Type C,which has many advantagesbut one of the advantages it does not haveis the fact that it willnot actually disconnectwhen you trip over it.I mean it looks like it'smachined well by Upmely.Oh, wow that's a lot of pins.So basically they haveto be really on pointwith the signaling here.So let's try the mostsimple version of this:charging a phone.So if we plug it in right now(plays note)Hey, okay so at the very least it willcharge your device andthen if I pull it outboom, stops charging.Plugs in, charges.Okay so let me get my MacBook and actuallysee if this works via Thunderbolt.So if I attach this to the MacBooktheoretically everything will light up.You ready?Oh, it's getting some power.Is my GPU on?No my GPU is not doing anything though.Oh, dude the cable is too thick.Hold on, I actually need to put it here.The cable is so thickthat it's thicker thanthe MacBook so when I set the MacBook downit trips out.So it is, oh, oh!- Whoa!- It works!- That's cool.- So the cable is pretty thickso if you're using with most laptopsyou have to be pretty careful becausewhile the magnets are strongit's a little bit of a tight fit.So I don't know how much I can speakto the longevity of something like thisand realistically, you're probably notgonna be using it forThunderbolt all the time.You probably want to use it morefor like charging and stuff.At the very least, it actually isunbelievably a real, fully magneticThunderbolt three connector.(box thuds)(laughs)A mini electromagneticrail gun. What is this?What does it shoot?Excellent.Okay, so I got some flags.Oh!With China, India, and Spain.Let's see how this works.I've actually gotten reallyexcited about all this.What's wrong with India?India is a wonderfulcountry, Matt how dare youtry to talk (beep) about India.No! I'm giving shout outs to countries.Shout out to India, yo.Shout out to El Spain.(tech crew laughs)Yeah.Not suitable for childrenunder eight years old.Shouldn't have given me this one.So I think I just pressthe button that works.Do you think it will work ifI press the button right now?Ready? Three, two, one.Whoa!Oh that was cool.That was really fastI wasn't really expecting, that wasthe rubber one.All right let's try onemore time, shall we?Okay, I see you, I see you.Save Japan while you can.Oh, that was a littlebit more power in that.So, look. This is a fun little toy.It is not as dangerous as it seems.It seems quite dangerous and ifI had a more powerful power supplyI'd be able to turn it up a lot morebut as far as your electromagneticrail gun needs, it's hard to argue thatthe Towelie mini electromagneticrail gun shooting toy isnot exactly what it sayson the box.They always do.Okay. A generic brown box.How exciting is this?Happy Hacking Keyboard.How much did you pay for theHappy Hacking KeyboardProfessional Hybrid?Mm. That is, as the kids say,a lot of (bleep) money, Ken.(all laugh)All right, all right, all right.Let me actually try this one.So that is an interesting stand.So we've got feet for it.What is this? Oh, is thiswhere the batteries go?300 dollars and you needdouble A batteries Ken?What, what is this layout?Wait so this is a Mac layout?- Yes.- So it's, wait shift, alt, why?Where's my arrow keys. Ijust have blank spaces.So let's see how my HappyHacking Keyboard works.This is a little bit of a weird layoutso I don't think I'm gonna be super fast.Ready?- Yes.- Oh god. Oh god. Oh that's bad.Oh!It's so weird.Oh, Jesus.69 words per minute, nice,and 87 percent accuracy.So the keyboard actuallyfeels really nice.The layout though is maddening.My delete key is right above my return keywhereas a normal keyboard,it is two keys up.I know it's legendary.I know a lot of people like it.This, to me, is a littlebit hard to swallow.As is 300 dollars.So, you know.I'm not gonna swallow moneydon't even think about it.(box rustles)Is this, did you get abunch of Beyblade stuff?- I did.This was actuallyrecommended by our viewers.- I've never felt older in my life.- Three, two, one. Let it rip!(quack)- Oh god. Mine went off.- Austin wins!That's a point for Austin.- I almost destroyed his MacBook.- Don't do that.- All right ready?- Three, two, one. Let it rip!(quack)- Oh, I killed myself.- Am I two and oh right now?- I killed myself on that one.You know what, I need to beon the other side of this.- Three, two, one. Let it rip!- Go, go, go, go, go!- Oh no you don't.(quack)- Oh, I won yay.- Attack!- Keep going.Yeah. Keep hitting him. Keep hitting him.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.- Three, two, one. Let it rip!(quack)- Excellent. Thank you very much.- So you don't seem exactlythrilled by Beyblades.- Beyblades, no I'm old.- All right, I got something else.I got something else.- Okay.The Koss Pro4 AA Headphones.So whymy dear friend,do I have a pair of Kossheadphones on the table?Okay.Oh those are very nice looking.Wow, that's pretty cool.You're gonna take these home right.Yeah.(laughs)They look like pilot headphones.You're totally right. I'mgonna be a pilot today.Oh wow those are, oh these are so heavy.Oh. Is there no adjustment?There's no adjustment is there?Is that a suitcase?Why'd you just bring a suitcase over?Yeah, it's got all the, look.It's got Paris on it,explore the world, Tokyo.Oh wow, yeah, that's FlightSimulator, all right.So a professional accesslever simulation controller.This is a whole FlightSimulator setup. Whoa!Hold on a minute.Can you see this? Holy.Thrust master, the PA linear pendulumOkay, I can't read.Hold on, Hold on, Hold on.Thank you very much forflying Air Austin today.We hope you are having a pleasant journeyand we hope you are notparticularly seasickbecause we are about to get a little crazyon this one.I'm a true pilot. I fly on instinct.There we go. Okay here we go.Gonna bank a little hard on this turn.Sure it'll be fine.Whoo-hoo! All right, all rightWe're killing our engines. Okay, hold on.Hold on, we're coming in.We're coming in. It's okay. It's okayOkay it's fine.It's fine! We're going down!Hold on! Hold on!I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP A PLANE!NO!Hold on! we're going down!- I think we're just dead now.Yeah, I think we're just dead now.- No, no I got it, I got it.We're good, we're good. We're good.- No, you're not stopped yet.- It's okay, we're there.We're there. We did it.Thank you very much for flying Air Austin.Please give us a five star reviewand until next time, thanks for flyingthe friendly skies.