**The Great Gatorade Experiment: A Taste Test of Epic Proportions**

It's time to put our taste buds to the test like never before. We've taken every flavor of Gatorade and mixed them together to create a unique, one-of-a-kind concoction that defies all logic and reason. The result is a drink that's equal parts fascinating and baffling.

As we embark on this gastronomic adventure, we can't help but wonder what our taste buds are in for. Will the mixture of flavors somehow work together in harmony, or will it be a cacophonous mess? One thing's for sure: it's going to be an interesting ride.

We've started by mixing every color of Gatorade with each other. The resulting hue is...well, let's just say it's not exactly the most aesthetically pleasing sight. But hey, when it comes to taste, looks can be deceiving. So, without further ado, let's dive in and see what we've got.

As I take my first sip of this Gatorade abomination, I'm immediately struck by its sheer...well, let's call it "character." It's like drinking a whole roll of Smarties. The flavors are all over the place, with none standing out as particularly dominant. It's almost as if the mixture has become something entirely new, something that defies categorization.

But wait, what's this? My taste buds are telling me that I'm experiencing something that's almost...pleasant? Could it be that this monstrosity of a drink is actually kind of good? I find myself wondering if maybe, just maybe, we've stumbled upon something revolutionary here. Is it possible that the combination of flavors has created something entirely new and unique?

As I continue to savor this...this...thing, I start to notice that my expectations are being turned on their head. What initially seemed like a disastrous mixture is now beginning to reveal its hidden charms. It's like a symphony of flavors, each one playing off the others in a beautiful harmony.

And then, just when I think things can't get any better, we introduce the pièce de résistance: Gatorade wine. Because what's a drink without a splash of booze, right? We've mixed every color of Gatorade with cheap red wine to create...well, that's for you to find out.

I take a sip, and my mind is blown. The flavors are suddenly more complex, more nuanced than ever before. It's like the wine has elevated the Gatorade to a whole new level, adding depth and sophistication where none existed before. I'm not sure what's happening here, but I know one thing for sure: this drink is a game-changer.

As we continue to experiment with different combinations of flavors, we start to realize that the possibilities are endless. We're pushing the boundaries of taste and sanity, all in the name of science. And who knows? Maybe someday, someone will come along and say, "You know what would be great? If we took every flavor of Gatorade and mixed them together with a bottle of wine!"

**The Verdict: A Taste Test Like No Other**

In the end, it's up to you to decide whether this drink is a masterpiece or a mess. But one thing's for sure: it's an experience unlike any other. Whether you're a seasoned Gatorade enthusiast or just looking for something new and exciting, this drink is definitely worth trying.

So, what did we get? Well, let's take a look at the scores:

* Cool Blue: 9/10 (the best flavor of Gatorade to mix with cheap red wine)

* Frenia: 1/10 (the worst flavor of Gatorade, made even worse by adding wine)

* Red Wine: 5/10 (a decent addition, but not enough to save the drink from its overall mediocrity)

* Gray Water: 3/10 (a strange and unappealing concoction that's best left untouched)

And there you have it, folks. The Great Gatorade Experiment has come to an end, but the memories will linger on for a long time. Who knows what other culinary adventures await us? One thing's for sure: we'll be back, with another bottle of wine and a willingness to push the boundaries of taste once again.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enas we all know the year is 2037 the temperature outside is 125 degrees and the world's supply of drinkable water has been exhausted the only way to survive is with Gatorade but which ones are good there are a myriad different flavors of Gatorade in fact we' managed to procure 24 different flavors some with and without sugar others with extra electrolytes all A Certain Shade of freakish neon color not found in nature so I'm going to try each and every one of them and rank them 1 to 10 or is this all a giant ruse to taste test what really matters see in a recent episode of whatever this show is called we asked for your strangest recipes and a person named goats nowhere at least that was their screen name submitted for my consideration a mixture of 50/50 blue Gatorade and cheap red wine and the internet was set Ablaze so we've come up with this uh farce taste testing Gatorade who gives a sh so I can taste test and rank gator wine every Gator wine let's get started this episode fittingly is sponsored by zbiotics knowing I was going to be trying over 20 different types of Gator wine I had to make sure I drank zbiotics pre- alcohol the world's first genetically engineered probiotic it was invented by PhD scientists to tackle rough mornings after drinking because of pre- alcohol the day after this shoot wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be go to zbiotics docomo to learn more and get 15% off your first order when you use code babit at checkout zbiotics is backed with a 100% money back guarantee so if you're unsatisfied for any reason they'll refund your money no questions asked all right we have ascertained I assume thanks to Wikipedia that the first flavors of Gatorade were indeed orange and lemon lime developed by scientists at the University of Florida to support the Florida Gators the animal not the sports team they they fed this to Gators and damn it to those gators feel hydrated afterwards so it's uh it's orange smells like orange it's going to be a pretty straightforward episode that is until we get to mixing this tastes nothing like orange they use natural flavors to imitate flavors so it could be it's natural but it ain't orange I'm going to give this a five I'd drink it especially if it were cold we don't have Frid space but what then happens when we Yellow Tail shz the room up a little bit I missed you turns out red and orange make brown somehow that's interesting not to be a snob but that $3 bottle of wine doesn't taste so good uh let's try a different one I feel like that's unfair a bigger bottle of Yellow Tail Peno Noir it is what it is ooh much better oh my God the last one tasted pukey from that wine that wine is so acidic it tasted like I was tasting it again if you know what I mean the way I'm going to be doing in a few hours probably this is I think in the gator wine Spectrum a seven I think this is a seven it's very drinkable uh these two flavors play surprisingly well together I guess it makes sense in sangria you frequently squeeze oranges in there so that makes sense seven next up the other original flavor of Gatorade lemon lime never liked lemon lime Gatorade I think I'm deeply biased though after church growing up we would then go into the you know after church area where they would have like you know chips aoy and coffee and and some stuff and the only thing that I liked to drink there was the they they would put out a you know one of those um Igloo coolers and they'd have mixed up their own batch with the powder and uh that's a negative memory for me I'm not crazy about that memory so uh I need to try to not let that color my opinion uh it also just kind of tastes like cleaning supplies it tastes like the very cheapest cleaning supplies if only it tasted like Meers clean day or something then I could excuse it but yeah for me it's a two for the rest of the world objectively it's a it's a four it's just it's like less than good I'm going to really try to do 50/50 now okay I see how much volume is in here okay about there no why is that so significantly worse than orange another descriptor I'm probably going to use a lot stomach acid bile that's the vibe I'm getting off of that something happens something's happening on a molecular level to with me it's it's worse it's worse it's a three it's a three bad combo bad pairing if you will here we go another color that could not exist without the huus of man Gatorade fruit punch fruit punch generally not one of my favorite flavors let's see how this goes it tastes like the dictionary definition of fruit punch this is exactly what fruit fruit punch tastes like tastes more like fruit punch than Hawaiian fruit punch does it's exactly like it that is to say it's not bad I'm going to give it a six I don't mind fruit punch don't mind it but what really don't mind I think this is going to work really well I mean we're talking fruit punch that is almost a sangria flavor in and of itself not as great as I thought the orange has been the best so far bitter again somehow there's a bitter note I really don't know how that's happening the fruit punch could not be sweeter am I let me try that let me try that box let me see what that box is all about you might say that what we're doing is unscientific but to you I'd say you need to drink more Gator wine definitely better definitely better this is a super like sweet fruity wine I wouldn't say it's as good is the orange if I'm being frank and honest uh so that's going to that's going to give it a six much like its fruity Punchy counterpart cool blue is this supposed to be like Berry presumably really there's a berry it's like blue raspberry without the raspberry it's just blue tastes like nothing on this planet nothing in the world tastes like what's in this cup it's delicious like I love blue Gatorade this is where it's at one of the peaks of the art form if you ask me I can see why uh goats nowhere chose this to be the medium for Gator wine because it is definitely sweeter and it's just like this banan's sugary candy flavor and that's just anything you mix that with is it's going to be improved by this as far as Gatorades go I can't imagine it getting much better than this but it's also not blowing my pants straight off my butt body so that gets you a nine yeah buddy this ladies and gems is original Gator wine this is the original recipe 50/50 blue Gatorade cheap red wine let's see if it's everything I remember it to be yeah it's fine that's the way I remember it was it was fine and it was so hilariously better than most of the other stuff I was was eating and it gave me electrolytes and booze and on the scale of Gator one I can't imagine it getting much better than this but I got to leave some room nine for blue Gatorade and wine we now have Gatorade Glacier freeze zero so this has no sugar instead it has nothing I don't see any artificial sweetener in here sucrose I didn't see it I didn't see it okay so this has the the poop maker in it that tastes like artificial sweet but it's still not bad even though it's artificially sweet and I'm going to give it a five but what will happen when I do that yeah it's the same thing but worse even though this is a different flavor what is the difference between I couldn't tell you the difference like like they taste different I couldn't tell you why or what and this is worse definitely worse uh but definitely not bad I will give the gator wine version a six not bad this is Gatorade Fierce bold and intense grape this is probably going to taste really really bad I hate fake grape flavor and that they're calling it Fierce and intense look at that color is that blue purple or or yes what is that there's purple depending on how you look at it or how much Gator wine you've had daat tab m that is exactly what Diamond tab tastes like why would you pay for the this experience this is something that normally has to be forced on you okay well clearly I need more Gator one oh awful awful uh the Gatorade on its own gets a one the gator wine gets a one I hate them both I despise them and they're in that order all right next up we have Gatorade Frost cool and it's Rip Tide rush I remember when this flavor came out I this one this one made waves in my school what flavor is it because crisp cool Rip Tide Rush none of these are flavors it's like a slightly better grape it's like slightly better grape this guy is an improvement on the last one and I actually like I'm kind of finding myself craving it a little bit uh the Gatorade on its own gets a four it's like some part of me likes it but not any part of me that I like all right now with a little bit of wine yeah it's it's two mild of flavor like it's way less flavorful than the other Gatorades and uh it's it's not really adding anything to the wine this wine almost tastes the same if anything it just feels like diluted so that's not good I'm going to have to give that a four as well well the next one's going to be I think the best Gatorade Glacier Cherry you know those famously ice white cherries you know what this doesn't taste like cherries nor does it taste like glaciers oo still the spooky shade of white that it always was just like me why is that worse than I remember it it does tastes like Cherry I I I used to love white Gatorade and I hate like fake cherry flavor it's not bad normally I don't like fake cherry flavor that's not like terrible it's also not very good I give that a five oh I have a feeling this is going to work well but then again I've been wrong 100% today so I was wrong again oh oh wow it like gets worse with time like it's sitting on my tongue developing like Kodak film this this is uh this is bad I don't like it and it's a four a three it's a three gets worse with time things shouldn't do that things should only get better with time ever forever next up lemonade I've never tried this before I always just lumped all yellow Gatorades together I didn't even realize there was more than one oh it tastes even more like cleaning supplies than the lemon lime tastes like um fabuloso I'm going to go ahead and give this a three not a fan but too much just wanted to do that I've never had a glass of wine and thought like this needs acid this needs lemons like G nope another makes it worse two two two two two I thought all Gator wines might be created equal I was wrong Gatorade Fierce thirst quencher Bolden intense strawberry wow that yet another color that I don't think I've ever seen before it's like fuchsia mean another shade of fuchsia tastes like lip balm it tastes exactly like strawberry chapstick they melted down strawberry chapstick they shook it up with water and they sold it to you got a markup all that to be said it's not bad I kind of like it it's gross but I like it I think that gets you a six six for sure for the gator One n n not good I think it's going to net out to the same score another six next up Gatorade zero um strawberry kiwi this probably wouldn't be bad if it were not Gatorade zero but it is so there you are zero it's a shame cuz that's a better flavor than just strawberry but it is is Gatorade zero so it tastes fake I mean not that any of these taste real the sweetness tastes fake it's got the the the sucrose in it or whatever it's not bad but it's also not good so I'm going to give it a five is bad too yeah it's not good I the the the artificial sweeteners really don't work with the with the wine not a sentence that I thought I'd say it's made worse by it so uh a four that's a four next up Gatorade Fierce intense green apple not a flavor that I knew existed somebody called teenage meat and Ninja Turtles too cuz I think I found the secret that was so good of the Ooze that was so good you know you've never heard that movie of that movie before in your life I have from you okay now I feel better at least I at least I've if if I left this Earth today I said leave that behind in your in your mind that is absolutely a Charms Blow Pop but less fun there's less sugar in it there's less sugar in it because Charms Blow Pops are just sugar and um it's less tart like Charms Blow Pops at least have like a like a really sour tartness to them so this this has nothing it's just the flavor on its own naked and alone uh this is this is this is not good I shudder to think what's going to happen when I mix this with wine but this on its own I would give at best a three it's like how is this a flavor how did somebody make this how are they charging for it that color doesn't belong in a wine glass that's never happened before Oh feel it in the G one like a roll something G one what one if there ever was one that was terrible here's Gatorade zero Berry it is Pink Just Like No Berries that I'm aware of you ever seen a pink Berry I've eaten their frozen yogurt that is the most familiar flavor College specifically it's because Eddie my roommate my roommate Eddie used to have Gatorade zeros and I used to steal heal them when I was hung over that's the truth holy sh I forgot that until this moment I stole so much from Eddie I stole everything I stole his hair gel yes I used to have hair that needed gel anywh who this just really blew my mind it just sent me back in time I like the flavor of it but the the the the sucrose is just it just makes everything gross if this were not artificially sweet anded I bet it would get a six but I'm going to give it a four everything's starting to taste insane but not insane enough Gator one turn out all lights off cuz I don't want to see your face yeah something about sucus and wine I don't know why it's terrible what could it possibly be um that is another not very favorite iteration I think it's better than than this on its own so I'm gonna give it a five but it's still really not anything special or worth your concocting okay candle's been making a big deal about this next one I'm not even going to look at the label what's funny about it audience what I can't even see Barry what the there two berries but not it's only in the big size and little size it's Sil okay so apparently Berry when it's small is blue but when it's big is pink like my penis Berry comma blue is it the same flavor that's not the same flavor it is blue and it is berry but it's not blueberry all that to be said it's not bad I'm going to give it a six but what about Sweet Berry wine to quote Dr Steve Brule it's not bad it's not good I'm losing objectivity nothing tastes good anymore I wonder why I even liked this in the first place I only taste one this must be boring it has to be it has to be there's no way I would think that this is so boring unless we're boring five cuz it's not like good but it's not bad either next up we have something that looks really extreme midnight ice isn't that what like Oh Black Ice is what I'm thinking of but this is the this is the black ice of Gatorade oh it's black it's like there's not even a color to it it's just it's gray or just black that's just boring uh on its own it gets um three it's really gray it's gray how who's that idea was this same as last time water down Badness uh what did I give it five oh it's worse than that four three cuz why not who who cares what do we got here we have Gatorade zero sugar uh lime cucumber what is this a spa where am I at the spa okay cucumber lime appropriately colored if you ask me oh smells like cucumbers smells like real ass cucumbers I think this is going to make bad Gator one this cucumber lime this is the only Gatorade that actually tastes like an actual from nature flavor this tastes like cucumber it actually tastes like cucumber it tastes like artificially sweetened cucumber which sucks but there's real cucumber Essence to it uh I really don't like that it's artificially sweetened if it weren't I would probably give it like an e cuz it's very interesting and it actually kind of tastes natural a little bit but it's artificially sweet and I think that's going to bump it down to a six but as I understand you haven't lived until you've had zero sugar cucumber lime Gator wine so I'm looking forward to taking my first breath this isn't going to be good quick nut for bravery just like before first date o gross dude cucumber and wine they don't make a good combo red wine and cucumbers who would have thought two for you boo we have Gatorade thirst clencher strawberry watermelon I'm probably not going to like this historically I hate watermelon flavored things oh that's not bad actually that's not bad you could have told me that strawberry kiwi I believed you I would have defended you to the death you were lying to me the whole time unbelievable strawberry watermelon I think is actually not bad I might give it a seven we've seen how it Gators but how does it whine yeah just fake strawberry flavor and and watermelon flavor in wine I don't why I'm surprised and it just doesn't play nice like some of the other Gatorades uh this is a downgrade I'd put it down in the four territory not crazy about it we're getting into git territory something that I don't know what it is it has 100% of your daily value of vitamins of oh of a c B3 B5 and B6 that's not bad only has one gram of sugar what kind of fake what is it sucros Stevia never mind whoa so is is stevia a sucos no I don't no they're different no so why would they use a different sweet I guess because people think Stevia is healthier or something M well they're wrong and you can trust me I'm a doctor God it tastes so much like Stevia you know and I really don't like the way Stevia tastes the watermelon strawberry flavor is okay it's a much more natural watermelon flavor it doesn't taste like watermelon flavoring I'd give it a four but it's got so many damn vitamins in it I'll give a and it's really nice to you know when I feel like having a gator one to have an option where it's a little healthier this just tastes like watermelon wine which sounds like a kind of some sort of hillbilly concoction that you know gets you so hung over that you become a different person the next day four I that's four uh so now we have G fit tropical mango same deal we got some real vitamins and minerals in there it does taste like mango okay here comes some mango wine just the way your great great great great grandmother used to make it mango wine even though that sounds better than watermelon wine not a good combo but also the artificial sweeteners just ruin wine I saying that like somebody did it to me I'm the one doing it not very good that uh this on its own is I like it better than the watermelon one I'm going to give this one a six I'm going to give this one another four thank God it's the last G fit I can't take much more of this Stevia nonsense and this one is gfit Citrus Berry maybe we're going to have another orange Gator one on our hands who knows that tastes like a nursing home bathroom specifically it tastes like soft soap that brand that brand of soap but very specifically the orange colored one I don't know what the flavor is it's that this tastes like and soft soap I think of as like okay we need to get soap let's not get the you know Bargain Basement by the 50-gallon drum soap but let's not get Myers clean day either let's get soft soap that's fine after just bathroom that's what's going on there that's where this was made this where was born this where it'll die the bathroom just like me it's just the frenzy of wine with a little bit of weird Funk to it like you left a glass of wine in the bathroom for too long we've all done it starts soaking up what's going on in there and uh I don't care for it so wait I didn't rate this did I this is a uh uh uh two um and then this is a this is actually an improvement because you don't taste the bathroom as much you taste more wine than bathroom so this is a three now we're getting into Gator light rapid rehydration it's an electrolyte beverage which I thought Gatorade already was um it has 12 gram of added sugar but still has Stevia Leaf so this is a a day Walker if you will of of sugar and Stevia specialized blend of five electrolytes so this this is for when you're dying or really hung over or both you know Cherry Lime why did they decide to make cherry lime white it's the same as the other one but it's worse because it's half Stevia all right so this guy gets a three because it does taste very fake sweet and the cherry flavor stronger but will it Gator wine there's blood in the water folks nah nah three bad dislike down vote Gator lights watermelon just watermelon alone Watermelon candy Stevia electrolytes bad don't like three you know what I wish this was I wish it was a little bit taller I wish I was like 6' n so I could get with the Yoshi you know she don't know me but Yoshi's really fine you know I see her all the time everywhere I go and even in my dreams I could scheme a way to Gator wine cuz I know she's living fat her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball so I'm going to compete with that cuz when it come from playing basketball I'm always last to be picked or in some cases never picked at all so I just hang up on the wall or kick up in the bleachers with rest of girls who came to watch the main ball dag y'all I never understood that's enough um that was that's terrible that's terrible two not even one one Gatorade Fierce Blue cherry instead of white Cherry it's Blue cherry not that they called it white Cherry they called it Glacier Cherry God they're so confusing these St stupid names what's what is my urine going to look like later where does all this color go your piss doesn't come out looking like this where's it go it really changes the uh the color of your other excretions you've had bo P this oh yeah it it looks wild seriously it changes the color for sure it makes your like classically like if you drink a lot of Gatorade or anything colored wildly like this like you take wild colored let's go I wonder what mine's going look like I've had every color of the it's just going to be brown that's what happens when you mix every color together damn it can't have anything nice all right that tastes nothing like Cherry that just tastes like blue it's not bad though actually I kind of like it like it's just normal Gatorade you want to compare it to the cool blue yeah kind of oh that's way better way better that's worse what I give the BL the cool blue a nine I'm crazy this gets a seven time to turn it into something spectacular no downgrade definitely better with the cool blue that's the best iteration of Gator one is the cool blue this is going to be a a five oh boy I hope this last one doesn't uh suck maybe you should turn around when try to tell you I guess you didn't know aone now I didn't I put Gator wine in there sipping on the gate wine that g can you harmonize with me on that g unflavored water so we now have Gatorade water clearly just cuz we want to have some fun you know we like to have fun around here so I'm going to taste test this water which we're going to do in the future we're definitely going to do a bottle water episode and that will be the day that you see me lose my mind well it's very clear um it's very watery no scent very bizarre let's tastes like water it is water okay so that's water and it tastes like water uh so it gets a 10 water is the bringer of life and the whole reason why we're here as a species but what happens when stupid what happens when there's a Jesus joke in here somewhere it's incredible frania already sucks this is watered down frania is that an improvement no you at least want to taste the damn thing it's really it it it's watered down frenia what do you think what kind of score do you think it gets Brad uh I don't know I think maybe maybe a three you're incorrect this is a one because it's watery wine all right folks here it is every flavor of Gatorade mixed together and as you can see it's not quite Gray but it's not quite any one color either I would say it looks like well just that gray water is that what the the the runoff is called from you know urinals and sinks and stuff I think that's what we're dealing with here we've made homemade gray water is it pable let's find out so many flavors God it's like I just ate a whole roll of Smarties what that's really what it tastes like and the reason I drank so much Kendall cuz I had to make room for some wine what if this is amazing what if this is like the best one the only way to recreate it is to buy 24 different bottles of Gatorade the ultimate Gator one it's the infinity Gator one it's not bad it's not great but it's not bad I would say it's better than the Gatorade on its own I think it improved it I think it would give to every Gatorade a three out of sheer scientific curiosity I think this gets a five I would continue drinking this N I have perfectly good everything anything else than this I hope you guys learn more than I did somehow yeah we learned I that's okay that's fascinating actually goats nowhere was correct not only is cool blue the best flavor of Gatorade it's the best flavor of Gatorade to mix with cheap red wine goats nowhere had it right I'd like to imagine that they did exactly what we did today to arrive at that conclusion but I also like imagining that they just have really great taste and they knew it intuitively this one goes out to you goats nowhere I see you goats in places and until next time please let me know what you want to see me rank next thank you so much for watching and please Gat it one responsibly thanks again to zbiotics for sponsoring this episode wondering how it works when you drink alcohol gets converted into a toxic byproduct in the gut it's in this byproduct not dehydration that's to blame for your rough next day pre- alcohol produces an enzyme to break this byproduct down so make pre- alcohol your first drink of the night drink your Gator wine responsibly and you'll feel your best tomorrow I've personally given this product a try and I can tell you I was productive and fresh the next day go to zbiotics docomo learn more and get 15% off your first order when you use code babish at checkoutas we all know the year is 2037 the temperature outside is 125 degrees and the world's supply of drinkable water has been exhausted the only way to survive is with Gatorade but which ones are good there are a myriad different flavors of Gatorade in fact we' managed to procure 24 different flavors some with and without sugar others with extra electrolytes all A Certain Shade of freakish neon color not found in nature so I'm going to try each and every one of them and rank them 1 to 10 or is this all a giant ruse to taste test what really matters see in a recent episode of whatever this show is called we asked for your strangest recipes and a person named goats nowhere at least that was their screen name submitted for my consideration a mixture of 50/50 blue Gatorade and cheap red wine and the internet was set Ablaze so we've come up with this uh farce taste testing Gatorade who gives a sh so I can taste test and rank gator wine every Gator wine let's get started this episode fittingly is sponsored by zbiotics knowing I was going to be trying over 20 different types of Gator wine I had to make sure I drank zbiotics pre- alcohol the world's first genetically engineered probiotic it was invented by PhD scientists to tackle rough mornings after drinking because of pre- alcohol the day after this shoot wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be go to zbiotics docomo to learn more and get 15% off your first order when you use code babit at checkout zbiotics is backed with a 100% money back guarantee so if you're unsatisfied for any reason they'll refund your money no questions asked all right we have ascertained I assume thanks to Wikipedia that the first flavors of Gatorade were indeed orange and lemon lime developed by scientists at the University of Florida to support the Florida Gators the animal not the sports team they they fed this to Gators and damn it to those gators feel hydrated afterwards so it's uh it's orange smells like orange it's going to be a pretty straightforward episode that is until we get to mixing this tastes nothing like orange they use natural flavors to imitate flavors so it could be it's natural but it ain't orange I'm going to give this a five I'd drink it especially if it were cold we don't have Frid space but what then happens when we Yellow Tail shz the room up a little bit I missed you turns out red and orange make brown somehow that's interesting not to be a snob but that $3 bottle of wine doesn't taste so good uh let's try a different one I feel like that's unfair a bigger bottle of Yellow Tail Peno Noir it is what it is ooh much better oh my God the last one tasted pukey from that wine that wine is so acidic it tasted like I was tasting it again if you know what I mean the way I'm going to be doing in a few hours probably this is I think in the gator wine Spectrum a seven I think this is a seven it's very drinkable uh these two flavors play surprisingly well together I guess it makes sense in sangria you frequently squeeze oranges in there so that makes sense seven next up the other original flavor of Gatorade lemon lime never liked lemon lime Gatorade I think I'm deeply biased though after church growing up we would then go into the you know after church area where they would have like you know chips aoy and coffee and and some stuff and the only thing that I liked to drink there was the they they would put out a you know one of those um Igloo coolers and they'd have mixed up their own batch with the powder and uh that's a negative memory for me I'm not crazy about that memory so uh I need to try to not let that color my opinion uh it also just kind of tastes like cleaning supplies it tastes like the very cheapest cleaning supplies if only it tasted like Meers clean day or something then I could excuse it but yeah for me it's a two for the rest of the world objectively it's a it's a four it's just it's like less than good I'm going to really try to do 50/50 now okay I see how much volume is in here okay about there no why is that so significantly worse than orange another descriptor I'm probably going to use a lot stomach acid bile that's the vibe I'm getting off of that something happens something's happening on a molecular level to with me it's it's worse it's worse it's a three it's a three bad combo bad pairing if you will here we go another color that could not exist without the huus of man Gatorade fruit punch fruit punch generally not one of my favorite flavors let's see how this goes it tastes like the dictionary definition of fruit punch this is exactly what fruit fruit punch tastes like tastes more like fruit punch than Hawaiian fruit punch does it's exactly like it that is to say it's not bad I'm going to give it a six I don't mind fruit punch don't mind it but what really don't mind I think this is going to work really well I mean we're talking fruit punch that is almost a sangria flavor in and of itself not as great as I thought the orange has been the best so far bitter again somehow there's a bitter note I really don't know how that's happening the fruit punch could not be sweeter am I let me try that let me try that box let me see what that box is all about you might say that what we're doing is unscientific but to you I'd say you need to drink more Gator wine definitely better definitely better this is a super like sweet fruity wine I wouldn't say it's as good is the orange if I'm being frank and honest uh so that's going to that's going to give it a six much like its fruity Punchy counterpart cool blue is this supposed to be like Berry presumably really there's a berry it's like blue raspberry without the raspberry it's just blue tastes like nothing on this planet nothing in the world tastes like what's in this cup it's delicious like I love blue Gatorade this is where it's at one of the peaks of the art form if you ask me I can see why uh goats nowhere chose this to be the medium for Gator wine because it is definitely sweeter and it's just like this banan's sugary candy flavor and that's just anything you mix that with is it's going to be improved by this as far as Gatorades go I can't imagine it getting much better than this but it's also not blowing my pants straight off my butt body so that gets you a nine yeah buddy this ladies and gems is original Gator wine this is the original recipe 50/50 blue Gatorade cheap red wine let's see if it's everything I remember it to be yeah it's fine that's the way I remember it was it was fine and it was so hilariously better than most of the other stuff I was was eating and it gave me electrolytes and booze and on the scale of Gator one I can't imagine it getting much better than this but I got to leave some room nine for blue Gatorade and wine we now have Gatorade Glacier freeze zero so this has no sugar instead it has nothing I don't see any artificial sweetener in here sucrose I didn't see it I didn't see it okay so this has the the poop maker in it that tastes like artificial sweet but it's still not bad even though it's artificially sweet and I'm going to give it a five but what will happen when I do that yeah it's the same thing but worse even though this is a different flavor what is the difference between I couldn't tell you the difference like like they taste different I couldn't tell you why or what and this is worse definitely worse uh but definitely not bad I will give the gator wine version a six not bad this is Gatorade Fierce bold and intense grape this is probably going to taste really really bad I hate fake grape flavor and that they're calling it Fierce and intense look at that color is that blue purple or or yes what is that there's purple depending on how you look at it or how much Gator wine you've had daat tab m that is exactly what Diamond tab tastes like why would you pay for the this experience this is something that normally has to be forced on you okay well clearly I need more Gator one oh awful awful uh the Gatorade on its own gets a one the gator wine gets a one I hate them both I despise them and they're in that order all right next up we have Gatorade Frost cool and it's Rip Tide rush I remember when this flavor came out I this one this one made waves in my school what flavor is it because crisp cool Rip Tide Rush none of these are flavors it's like a slightly better grape it's like slightly better grape this guy is an improvement on the last one and I actually like I'm kind of finding myself craving it a little bit uh the Gatorade on its own gets a four it's like some part of me likes it but not any part of me that I like all right now with a little bit of wine yeah it's it's two mild of flavor like it's way less flavorful than the other Gatorades and uh it's it's not really adding anything to the wine this wine almost tastes the same if anything it just feels like diluted so that's not good I'm going to have to give that a four as well well the next one's going to be I think the best Gatorade Glacier Cherry you know those famously ice white cherries you know what this doesn't taste like cherries nor does it taste like glaciers oo still the spooky shade of white that it always was just like me why is that worse than I remember it it does tastes like Cherry I I I used to love white Gatorade and I hate like fake cherry flavor it's not bad normally I don't like fake cherry flavor that's not like terrible it's also not very good I give that a five oh I have a feeling this is going to work well but then again I've been wrong 100% today so I was wrong again oh oh wow it like gets worse with time like it's sitting on my tongue developing like Kodak film this this is uh this is bad I don't like it and it's a four a three it's a three gets worse with time things shouldn't do that things should only get better with time ever forever next up lemonade I've never tried this before I always just lumped all yellow Gatorades together I didn't even realize there was more than one oh it tastes even more like cleaning supplies than the lemon lime tastes like um fabuloso I'm going to go ahead and give this a three not a fan but too much just wanted to do that I've never had a glass of wine and thought like this needs acid this needs lemons like G nope another makes it worse two two two two two I thought all Gator wines might be created equal I was wrong Gatorade Fierce thirst quencher Bolden intense strawberry wow that yet another color that I don't think I've ever seen before it's like fuchsia mean another shade of fuchsia tastes like lip balm it tastes exactly like strawberry chapstick they melted down strawberry chapstick they shook it up with water and they sold it to you got a markup all that to be said it's not bad I kind of like it it's gross but I like it I think that gets you a six six for sure for the gator One n n not good I think it's going to net out to the same score another six next up Gatorade zero um strawberry kiwi this probably wouldn't be bad if it were not Gatorade zero but it is so there you are zero it's a shame cuz that's a better flavor than just strawberry but it is is Gatorade zero so it tastes fake I mean not that any of these taste real the sweetness tastes fake it's got the the the sucrose in it or whatever it's not bad but it's also not good so I'm going to give it a five is bad too yeah it's not good I the the the artificial sweeteners really don't work with the with the wine not a sentence that I thought I'd say it's made worse by it so uh a four that's a four next up Gatorade Fierce intense green apple not a flavor that I knew existed somebody called teenage meat and Ninja Turtles too cuz I think I found the secret that was so good of the Ooze that was so good you know you've never heard that movie of that movie before in your life I have from you okay now I feel better at least I at least I've if if I left this Earth today I said leave that behind in your in your mind that is absolutely a Charms Blow Pop but less fun there's less sugar in it there's less sugar in it because Charms Blow Pops are just sugar and um it's less tart like Charms Blow Pops at least have like a like a really sour tartness to them so this this has nothing it's just the flavor on its own naked and alone uh this is this is this is not good I shudder to think what's going to happen when I mix this with wine but this on its own I would give at best a three it's like how is this a flavor how did somebody make this how are they charging for it that color doesn't belong in a wine glass that's never happened before Oh feel it in the G one like a roll something G one what one if there ever was one that was terrible here's Gatorade zero Berry it is Pink Just Like No Berries that I'm aware of you ever seen a pink Berry I've eaten their frozen yogurt that is the most familiar flavor College specifically it's because Eddie my roommate my roommate Eddie used to have Gatorade zeros and I used to steal heal them when I was hung over that's the truth holy sh I forgot that until this moment I stole so much from Eddie I stole everything I stole his hair gel yes I used to have hair that needed gel anywh who this just really blew my mind it just sent me back in time I like the flavor of it but the the the the sucrose is just it just makes everything gross if this were not artificially sweet anded I bet it would get a six but I'm going to give it a four everything's starting to taste insane but not insane enough Gator one turn out all lights off cuz I don't want to see your face yeah something about sucus and wine I don't know why it's terrible what could it possibly be um that is another not very favorite iteration I think it's better than than this on its own so I'm gonna give it a five but it's still really not anything special or worth your concocting okay candle's been making a big deal about this next one I'm not even going to look at the label what's funny about it audience what I can't even see Barry what the there two berries but not it's only in the big size and little size it's Sil okay so apparently Berry when it's small is blue but when it's big is pink like my penis Berry comma blue is it the same flavor that's not the same flavor it is blue and it is berry but it's not blueberry all that to be said it's not bad I'm going to give it a six but what about Sweet Berry wine to quote Dr Steve Brule it's not bad it's not good I'm losing objectivity nothing tastes good anymore I wonder why I even liked this in the first place I only taste one this must be boring it has to be it has to be there's no way I would think that this is so boring unless we're boring five cuz it's not like good but it's not bad either next up we have something that looks really extreme midnight ice isn't that what like Oh Black Ice is what I'm thinking of but this is the this is the black ice of Gatorade oh it's black it's like there's not even a color to it it's just it's gray or just black that's just boring uh on its own it gets um three it's really gray it's gray how who's that idea was this same as last time water down Badness uh what did I give it five oh it's worse than that four three cuz why not who who cares what do we got here we have Gatorade zero sugar uh lime cucumber what is this a spa where am I at the spa okay cucumber lime appropriately colored if you ask me oh smells like cucumbers smells like real ass cucumbers I think this is going to make bad Gator one this cucumber lime this is the only Gatorade that actually tastes like an actual from nature flavor this tastes like cucumber it actually tastes like cucumber it tastes like artificially sweetened cucumber which sucks but there's real cucumber Essence to it uh I really don't like that it's artificially sweetened if it weren't I would probably give it like an e cuz it's very interesting and it actually kind of tastes natural a little bit but it's artificially sweet and I think that's going to bump it down to a six but as I understand you haven't lived until you've had zero sugar cucumber lime Gator wine so I'm looking forward to taking my first breath this isn't going to be good quick nut for bravery just like before first date o gross dude cucumber and wine they don't make a good combo red wine and cucumbers who would have thought two for you boo we have Gatorade thirst clencher strawberry watermelon I'm probably not going to like this historically I hate watermelon flavored things oh that's not bad actually that's not bad you could have told me that strawberry kiwi I believed you I would have defended you to the death you were lying to me the whole time unbelievable strawberry watermelon I think is actually not bad I might give it a seven we've seen how it Gators but how does it whine yeah just fake strawberry flavor and and watermelon flavor in wine I don't why I'm surprised and it just doesn't play nice like some of the other Gatorades uh this is a downgrade I'd put it down in the four territory not crazy about it we're getting into git territory something that I don't know what it is it has 100% of your daily value of vitamins of oh of a c B3 B5 and B6 that's not bad only has one gram of sugar what kind of fake what is it sucros Stevia never mind whoa so is is stevia a sucos no I don't no they're different no so why would they use a different sweet I guess because people think Stevia is healthier or something M well they're wrong and you can trust me I'm a doctor God it tastes so much like Stevia you know and I really don't like the way Stevia tastes the watermelon strawberry flavor is okay it's a much more natural watermelon flavor it doesn't taste like watermelon flavoring I'd give it a four but it's got so many damn vitamins in it I'll give a and it's really nice to you know when I feel like having a gator one to have an option where it's a little healthier this just tastes like watermelon wine which sounds like a kind of some sort of hillbilly concoction that you know gets you so hung over that you become a different person the next day four I that's four uh so now we have G fit tropical mango same deal we got some real vitamins and minerals in there it does taste like mango okay here comes some mango wine just the way your great great great great grandmother used to make it mango wine even though that sounds better than watermelon wine not a good combo but also the artificial sweeteners just ruin wine I saying that like somebody did it to me I'm the one doing it not very good that uh this on its own is I like it better than the watermelon one I'm going to give this one a six I'm going to give this one another four thank God it's the last G fit I can't take much more of this Stevia nonsense and this one is gfit Citrus Berry maybe we're going to have another orange Gator one on our hands who knows that tastes like a nursing home bathroom specifically it tastes like soft soap that brand that brand of soap but very specifically the orange colored one I don't know what the flavor is it's that this tastes like and soft soap I think of as like okay we need to get soap let's not get the you know Bargain Basement by the 50-gallon drum soap but let's not get Myers clean day either let's get soft soap that's fine after just bathroom that's what's going on there that's where this was made this where was born this where it'll die the bathroom just like me it's just the frenzy of wine with a little bit of weird Funk to it like you left a glass of wine in the bathroom for too long we've all done it starts soaking up what's going on in there and uh I don't care for it so wait I didn't rate this did I this is a uh uh uh two um and then this is a this is actually an improvement because you don't taste the bathroom as much you taste more wine than bathroom so this is a three now we're getting into Gator light rapid rehydration it's an electrolyte beverage which I thought Gatorade already was um it has 12 gram of added sugar but still has Stevia Leaf so this is a a day Walker if you will of of sugar and Stevia specialized blend of five electrolytes so this this is for when you're dying or really hung over or both you know Cherry Lime why did they decide to make cherry lime white it's the same as the other one but it's worse because it's half Stevia all right so this guy gets a three because it does taste very fake sweet and the cherry flavor stronger but will it Gator wine there's blood in the water folks nah nah three bad dislike down vote Gator lights watermelon just watermelon alone Watermelon candy Stevia electrolytes bad don't like three you know what I wish this was I wish it was a little bit taller I wish I was like 6' n so I could get with the Yoshi you know she don't know me but Yoshi's really fine you know I see her all the time everywhere I go and even in my dreams I could scheme a way to Gator wine cuz I know she's living fat her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball so I'm going to compete with that cuz when it come from playing basketball I'm always last to be picked or in some cases never picked at all so I just hang up on the wall or kick up in the bleachers with rest of girls who came to watch the main ball dag y'all I never understood that's enough um that was that's terrible that's terrible two not even one one Gatorade Fierce Blue cherry instead of white Cherry it's Blue cherry not that they called it white Cherry they called it Glacier Cherry God they're so confusing these St stupid names what's what is my urine going to look like later where does all this color go your piss doesn't come out looking like this where's it go it really changes the uh the color of your other excretions you've had bo P this oh yeah it it looks wild seriously it changes the color for sure it makes your like classically like if you drink a lot of Gatorade or anything colored wildly like this like you take wild colored let's go I wonder what mine's going look like I've had every color of the it's just going to be brown that's what happens when you mix every color together damn it can't have anything nice all right that tastes nothing like Cherry that just tastes like blue it's not bad though actually I kind of like it like it's just normal Gatorade you want to compare it to the cool blue yeah kind of oh that's way better way better that's worse what I give the BL the cool blue a nine I'm crazy this gets a seven time to turn it into something spectacular no downgrade definitely better with the cool blue that's the best iteration of Gator one is the cool blue this is going to be a a five oh boy I hope this last one doesn't uh suck maybe you should turn around when try to tell you I guess you didn't know aone now I didn't I put Gator wine in there sipping on the gate wine that g can you harmonize with me on that g unflavored water so we now have Gatorade water clearly just cuz we want to have some fun you know we like to have fun around here so I'm going to taste test this water which we're going to do in the future we're definitely going to do a bottle water episode and that will be the day that you see me lose my mind well it's very clear um it's very watery no scent very bizarre let's tastes like water it is water okay so that's water and it tastes like water uh so it gets a 10 water is the bringer of life and the whole reason why we're here as a species but what happens when stupid what happens when there's a Jesus joke in here somewhere it's incredible frania already sucks this is watered down frania is that an improvement no you at least want to taste the damn thing it's really it it it's watered down frenia what do you think what kind of score do you think it gets Brad uh I don't know I think maybe maybe a three you're incorrect this is a one because it's watery wine all right folks here it is every flavor of Gatorade mixed together and as you can see it's not quite Gray but it's not quite any one color either I would say it looks like well just that gray water is that what the the the runoff is called from you know urinals and sinks and stuff I think that's what we're dealing with here we've made homemade gray water is it pable let's find out so many flavors God it's like I just ate a whole roll of Smarties what that's really what it tastes like and the reason I drank so much Kendall cuz I had to make room for some wine what if this is amazing what if this is like the best one the only way to recreate it is to buy 24 different bottles of Gatorade the ultimate Gator one it's the infinity Gator one it's not bad it's not great but it's not bad I would say it's better than the Gatorade on its own I think it improved it I think it would give to every Gatorade a three out of sheer scientific curiosity I think this gets a five I would continue drinking this N I have perfectly good everything anything else than this I hope you guys learn more than I did somehow yeah we learned I that's okay that's fascinating actually goats nowhere was correct not only is cool blue the best flavor of Gatorade it's the best flavor of Gatorade to mix with cheap red wine goats nowhere had it right I'd like to imagine that they did exactly what we did today to arrive at that conclusion but I also like imagining that they just have really great taste and they knew it intuitively this one goes out to you goats nowhere I see you goats in places and until next time please let me know what you want to see me rank next thank you so much for watching and please Gat it one responsibly thanks again to zbiotics for sponsoring this episode wondering how it works when you drink alcohol gets converted into a toxic byproduct in the gut it's in this byproduct not dehydration that's to blame for your rough next day pre- alcohol produces an enzyme to break this byproduct down so make pre- alcohol your first drink of the night drink your Gator wine responsibly 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