The Art of Destroying Cars: A Saudi's Guide to Reckless Driving
In a bold and daring move, two individuals embarked on an adventure that would test their driving skills and push their cars to the limit. Armed with nothing but a Jeep Cherokee and a willingness to take risks, they set out to destroy a parking lot in a most unconventional manner.
The plan was to start at one end of the parking lot, with a makeshift ramp constructed from cinder blocks, and drive the Jeep sideways for as long as possible. The goal was to see how far they could push their vehicle before it succumbed to the forces of gravity and gravity alone. As they began their ill-fated journey, it became clear that this was not going to be a straightforward task.
The first attempt proved to be a bit of a warm-up for what was to come. The ramp seemed to work initially, with the Jeep making it about 15 feet before starting to lose traction and sliding sideways across the pavement. However, as the drivers continued to push their vehicle, they realized that more speed was needed to achieve the desired effect.
"We're not going fast enough," one of the drivers lamented. "We need to go a lot faster if we want to make it work." And so, with a newfound sense of urgency, they began to floor it, determined to reach the speeds necessary to send their Jeep careening wildly out of control.
As the minutes ticked by, the drivers' confidence grew. They were making progress, slowly but surely, and the ramp seemed to be working its magic. That was, until disaster struck. A rock came hurtling towards one of the drivers, striking him squarely in the face. "Yeah, maybe I need a helmet," he muttered, rubbing his sore nose.
Undeterred by their setbacks, the drivers pressed on, determined to see their plan through to the end. They tried different approaches, from turning left to right, but nothing seemed to work. The ramp just wasn't steep enough for the Jeep's 3-foot clearance, and they were forced to abandon ship.
In a last-ditch effort, one of the drivers turned to burm (a makeshift ramp constructed from logs) in an attempt to achieve the desired effect. But, alas, even this failed to yield the results they were seeking. As the burm gave way beneath them, the Jeep crashed to the ground, its occupants left stunned and defeated.
As they emerged from the wreckage, battered and bruised, one of the drivers couldn't help but wonder if they had bitten off more than they could chew. "We're not good at killing cars," he admitted, shaking his head in dismay. It seemed that their plan for vehicular destruction had been a bit too ambitious.
In the aftermath of their ill-fated adventure, the drivers turned to social media, sharing photos and videos of their failed attempt to destroy the parking lot. Their post was met with a mix of laughter and sympathy, as fellow adventurers weighed in with words of encouragement and advice. "Next time, try using a more suitable vehicle," one commenter suggested. Another chimed in, "And maybe invest in some proper driving lessons."
As for Vinnie, who had been absent from the proceedings for an unspecified amount of time, he returned to the scene bearing gifts – literally. A beautiful truck, with keys and title in hand, was left on the side of the road for anyone willing to take it home. "It's free," a note attached to the vehicle read. "Just don't try to kill it."
And so, as we reflect on the art of destroying cars, it becomes clear that even the most seasoned adventurers can fall short. But with humility and a willingness to learn from our mistakes, we can always strive for better – and maybe, just maybe, find success in our quest to create vehicular chaos.