The Agony of Glitches: A Markiplier Gaming Experience

As I sat down to play this game, I couldn't shake off the feeling that something was off. Every time I hit a wall, I bounced off like a beach ball. It was as if the game was intentionally built to frustrate me. I tried to brush it off, thinking that maybe I just needed to adjust my gameplay or figure out a new strategy. But as the minutes ticked by, it became clear that this was more than just a minor glitch.

Every time I thought I had made progress, the game would throw a curveball at me. A sudden rocket boost would send me soaring into the air, only to have me crash back down onto the platform with a jarring thud. It was like the game was playing a cruel joke on me, always staying one step ahead of my attempts to master it. I began to wonder if anyone else had experienced this level of frustration while playing the game.

I tried everything to get past these obstacles, from carefully timing my jumps to trying to find patterns in the game's behavior. But no matter what I did, I couldn't seem to shake off the feeling that I was being held back by the very mechanics of the game itself. It was like the developers had deliberately designed the game to be frustrating, and I was just a pawn in their experiment.

As the minutes ticked by, my frustration grew. I began to feel like I was stuck in some kind of never-ending nightmare, with no escape from the game's constant barrage of obstacles and setbacks. My mind started to wander, wondering if there was anyone else out there who shared my experience with this particularly frustrating game.

I found myself getting more and more agitated as I played, my words spilling out in a torrent of frustration and exasperation. "Oh my god, oh my god, stop stop stop! Why can't you just cooperate with me?!" I exclaimed, slamming my fist on the desk in front of me. The developers, it seemed, were not to be underestimated.

But even as I was ranting and raving, a part of me knew that this was what made gaming so addictive. The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat – these were the things that drove us all, that made us keep coming back for more. And yet, as I sat there playing this infuriating game, I couldn't help but wonder if it was all worth it.

As the game continued to taunt me with its obstacles and setbacks, I found myself getting desperate. "Please, just give me a boost," I pleaded, my voice barely above a whisper. "Just let me get past this one obstacle and I'll be set." But the game seemed determined to deny me, sending me crashing down onto the platform again and again.

And yet, despite all this, I couldn't help but feel drawn back into the game. There was something mesmerizing about the way it seemed to dance on the edge of sanity, taunting me with its glitches and setbacks. It was like a bad habit, one that I knew I should break but couldn't shake.

As I sat there, frozen in frustration, I realized that this was what gaming was all about – the thrill of the challenge, the agony of defeat, and the desperate desire to keep pushing forward even when all seemed lost. And with that realization, my anger and frustration began to dissipate, replaced by a sense of determination and resolve.

I took a deep breath, steadied myself, and tried again. This time, I focused on the task at hand, determined to master the game's obstacles and overcome its challenges. It wasn't going to be easy, but I was ready for the fight.

And as I played on, something remarkable happened. The glitches began to fade away, replaced by a sense of coherence and purpose that I had never experienced before. It was like the game had finally come together, all its pieces falling into place in a beautiful symphony of movement and action.

I felt a surge of excitement and exhilaration as I realized what I had been missing – the thrill of progression, the satisfaction of overcoming obstacles and challenges. It was like I had unlocked a secret level, one that revealed the game's true potential to me.

But even as I basked in the glow of this newfound understanding, my mind began to wander once more. What was it about this game that drew me in so deeply? Was it the way it challenged me, pushing me to be my best and forcing me to think creatively?

Or was it something deeper still – a connection to the very fabric of gaming itself, one that went beyond mere entertainment or diversion? I didn't have any answers, but I knew that I would keep playing, driven by a desire to uncover the secrets of this maddeningly beautiful game.

As the minutes ticked by and the game continued to unfold its mysteries before me, I felt myself becoming lost in the world of the game. It was like I had entered a dream state, one where nothing else mattered except for the thrill of the challenge and the agony of defeat.

And as I sat there, frozen in this state of suspended animation, I realized that this was what gaming was all about – the thrill of the ride, the joy of discovery, and the desperate desire to keep pushing forward even when all seemed lost.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhi it's a new day it's a new dawn and it's a new opportunity to play pogo stuck i actually have made progress i got back to the point where i was which was among the flowers and i don't know where to go from here but it seems like people are going up and then using this as a platform to launch farther to the left the flowers seem to flow up and to the left and those people just didn't come back down so i'm assuming that's where i'm supposed to go so that's where i intend to go just gonna start slow ah i think i see a platform up there yeah okay so that's this this is super tricky this is super tricky this is like very little oh there's like very little room to actually bounce off of without going at such a steep angle that you'll end up falling off like this like this like this like this okay do you really gotta hit that gap oh my god you do don't you oh my god oh my god okay you gotta hit that gap yeah yeah yeah one more one more one more oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god where am i no it's fine it's not too bad this isn't too bad all i got to do is get enough speed uh you know i should stop trying to flip up on the wall just use the wall one more yes here we go okay that didn't work so i need one more after that i got to go really high up here we go yes yes ah oh my god yes yes holy crap oh my god i made it this is progress the birds the flowers but whatever the hell the things i'm on are are these what are these i don't think these are flowers these don't qualify as flowers grapes great oh no that's how do you expect to make that jump how do you expect to make that jump oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh through the gap ah crap if if you know if my guy didn't have such a rotund body this wouldn't be nearly as difficult as it is if he just slimmed down a little bit then i'd be able to not bounce off the walls like a beach ball but unfortunately this is the body i was given so i have to make do oh my god i flipped in there i did not mean to flip in there flipping in there was a bad idea flipping in there was a bad choice but it worked out but that doesn't mean that it was good okay here we go nope almost here we go boom easy okay easy easy easy oh oh yeah oh yeah oh oh yeah easy easy oh my god easy oh my god okay so i think i know what it wants me to do it wants me to bounce off of this flower here onto that platform in the bottom left and then boost up to the left somewhere i'm just going to watch what this person does first yes yes exactly exactly somewhere to the left not 100 sure where but somewhere to the left who knows where i don't okay i definitely do not but that doesn't matter it doesn't matter all i gotta do is do what okay all i gotta do is do whatever is required of me okay yes where am i going oh my god that's such a small angle oh i'm up oh boy here we go oh yes i love it i love it i oh i don't love it i don't love it ah crap that's fine i'd rather be i'd rather be here than much farther back which is what could happen at the drop of a hat if i have to go back to the beginning i'm deleting the game no no no no i'm going to delete you i will delete you i will delete you what the is wrong with you what the flying oh you oh you here we go ah shoot oh shoot there we go oh love it you love to see it you love to see it here we go here we go here we go here we go this is it is it is oh damn it oh oh no oh no no no no i'm losing it i'm losing it i'm losing no god oh my god no no no please please please please no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh no no oh my god oh my no oh my god okay minor setbacks minor setbacks not major setbacks minor setbacks that's not a boost i don't know why no god damn you there we go boosting oh my god oh my god no oh my god stop it's fine so long as i don't let it get to me it's no no no no oh the slip of all things i hate this slip the most the slip is no no oh my oh my if i can't see it it can't hurt me and that's all this game does is hurt me that's all this game does is hurt me this game just hurts there's no joy there's no joy in this game there's no joy there's only pain there's only pain it should be criminal it should be it should be criminal to cause this much misery this should be criminal the people should be held accountable for this ah and of course yep through the gap perfectly slotted actually you know perfectly slotted through the gap literally couldn't have been more perfect that was pixel perfect perfection of failure and no boost no boost through the through thread it thread it baby perfectly threaded oh my god it couldn't be more perfect but it just couldn't it literally could not be more perfect to me it literally perfectly me every time it's so like i can be imprecise but my mistakes are always perfect like to the frame to the pixel exactly what i don't need it's just incredible what it will do to prevent me from accomplishing my goals oh wow that was new and again perfect oh no oh no no no no no oh my god oh my god how did i do that i don't even know how i did that look i don't understand a lot about this game but i'll take uh a blessing when i can you know i'll take it uh i'll take it you know i won't question it it decided to be nice for once in its life and it gave it to me and that's all there is oh boy oh no no no no here i go there we go there we go thread the needle yes yes yeah ah oh why did i do that oh god why did i do that oh god why why oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god i'm going for whatever this is i got a big head this is i'd rather be up there than have a big head by the way the big head's going to throw me off i can already oh off no what oh my god the big head is gonna throw me off i don't want the big head the big head is a customization you know i'm against customization game you know this about me why would you curse me with this i do not like the big head oh my god oh my god no god i hate the big head i hate it i hate it so much i cannot describe how much i hate this head i hate this head i hate it where is it get the rid of it get the out of here oh my god off off off off off give me default where the is default off oh no no no no oh my god yes second chances were made for this oh my god god damn it where am i going i don't even know anymore why was that not a boost why would that not have been a boost oh my god oh my god here we go this is it this is it this is it boys i'm gonna delete the game i'm gonna delete the game i'm gonna delete the game this is it ladies and gentlemen this is the end of all things this is this is hell this is hell oh my god there we go trying to flip on that last one i think is a mistake i was already up and beyond this point so long ago so many moons ago seems like a far off time now a time that doesn't exist anymore because why would it it was only a dream oh my god oh my god it was only a dream i'll never be among the flowers again i know this i accept this now i see it for what it truly is this is my punishment for even trying what are you doing get your gun out of here why do you think that's okay what makes you think that's okay to do okay oh oh off yes yes i am back here finally i'm just back here this is i'm i'm not even as far as i once was but i'm back here and this causes me great joy this is an incredible day this is a wonderful day what the hell was oh what the hell was that what happened what what happened what happened i'm oh no no no no no no oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god no what happened i don't understand what happened what just happened what just happened oh my god and oh my god oh my god why was my body wait stop hold on a second what the my body was clipped through my body was clipped through the ground and i was jumping fine what was that what what was that about game because every time i hit a wall i bounce off like a beach ball but no then you decided that it would be okay oh my god oh my oh no no no no yep yep there it goes oh my oh my oh oh my god oh my god no god off it's right there i'm i get right there i get right there it's always there right at the least opportune time what the hell through the gap thread it just thread it yeah that's oh my god i know i shouldn't even be surprised anymore that this game wants to dick with me and i i really wonder if there's anyone out there that even doubts that the that was my fault that even doubts that this game is intentionally built to dick with people there that's it's clear it's so clear when i say tomorrow i mean tomorrow oh my god just give me the boost the game should be able to see what i'm trying to do and just give it to me just give it to me uh i'm done angel in the sky just yes no yes okay i'm here again hey look we're back where we we're back where we started why is everyone here this is hell just go away everybody else just leave me alone i do not know how to turn it on to single player i don't know i don't know oh my god it was about to rocket me off this platform oh no oh no uh uh no no not again i can't do it again i can't i literally can't please i can't go back i literally can't i will delete the game if i have to go back i swear i will delete the game it's like this game wants to be uninstalled you know it really does you know it really wants to i think the developers must make money for every time someone uninstalls their game i think that it that that must be that's the only understanding that i have for the motivation behind even making this is there they must be getting something out of it right they might they must get some kind of jollies off of this right okay here we go here we go oh my god stop stop stop stop stop you were through you were through oh my god oh my god stop stop don't do it oh what the hell that was a funky maneuver i liked it kind of okay this is it just let me up there oh no no no no no no if everyone could go away i don't know how to make people go away how do i make people go away just go away i'm trying to see i can't see with your beams oh no oh my god if i can make any sort of progress if i just stay nice and calm what i need to do is i need to go up here and then bounce back to the platform and then go up and bounce back too far too far too far too far and then up yes and then bounce back it's about going back and forth and trying to build the moment the same as the next section might i add same as the next section you know it's it's about building up momentum got to keep the momentum going if you lose it then you lose your mind and then you die no that was dumb why would i do that where am i going now where am i going i don't know here we go why would i do that why do i keep trying to do that oh my god never mind that's why it works perfectly i love it and it's perfect it never had any flaws my plant no stop do not rocket me out of here this is safety this is among the flowers this is where i belong this is where i've always was meant to be yes perfect in every way perfect and no perfect in every way we're back up here this is good this is a good thing this is a great thing actually all right i think i think you need to get even higher than that i think you need to reach up a little bit higher because i remember the the the lip is real lippy uh it's real lippy here this is it nope nope what was that i have no idea i have no idea what that was but that wasn't what i was supposed to do oh off there we go here we go here we go here we go nope god damn it oh my god nope this is not it not the one here we go yes oh my god thank you everybody so much for watching oh my god thank you everybody so much for watching thank you everybody so much for watching oh thank you everybody so much for watching my name is markiplier subscribe please do it now it's almost too late you're almost out of time don't run out of time don't run out of time to ring the bell don't and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye youhi it's a new day it's a new dawn and it's a new opportunity to play pogo stuck i actually have made progress i got back to the point where i was which was among the flowers and i don't know where to go from here but it seems like people are going up and then using this as a platform to launch farther to the left the flowers seem to flow up and to the left and those people just didn't come back down so i'm assuming that's where i'm supposed to go so that's where i intend to go just gonna start slow ah i think i see a platform up there yeah okay so that's this this is super tricky this is super tricky this is like very little oh there's like very little room to actually bounce off of without going at such a steep angle that you'll end up falling off like this like this like this like this okay do you really gotta hit that gap oh my god you do don't you oh my god oh my god okay you gotta hit that gap yeah yeah yeah one more one more one more oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god where am i no it's fine it's not too bad this isn't too bad all i got to do is get enough speed uh you know i should stop trying to flip up on the wall just use the wall one more yes here we go okay that didn't work so i need one more after that i got to go really high up here we go yes yes ah oh my god yes yes holy crap oh my god i made it this is progress the birds the flowers but whatever the hell the things i'm on are are these what are these i don't think these are flowers these don't qualify as flowers grapes great oh no that's how do you expect to make that jump how do you expect to make that jump oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh through the gap ah crap if if you know if my guy didn't have such a rotund body this wouldn't be nearly as difficult as it is if he just slimmed down a little bit then i'd be able to not bounce off the walls like a beach ball but unfortunately this is the body i was given so i have to make do oh my god i flipped in there i did not mean to flip in there flipping in there was a bad idea flipping in there was a bad choice but it worked out but that doesn't mean that it was good okay here we go nope almost here we go boom easy okay easy easy easy oh oh yeah oh yeah oh oh yeah easy easy oh my god easy oh my god okay so i think i know what it wants me to do it wants me to bounce off of this flower here onto that platform in the bottom left and then boost up to the left somewhere i'm just going to watch what this person does first yes yes exactly exactly somewhere to the left not 100 sure where but somewhere to the left who knows where i don't okay i definitely do not but that doesn't matter it doesn't matter all i gotta do is do what okay all i gotta do is do whatever is required of me okay yes where am i going oh my god that's such a small angle oh i'm up oh boy here we go oh yes i love it i love it i oh i don't love it i don't love it ah crap that's fine i'd rather be i'd rather be here than much farther back which is what could happen at the drop of a hat if i have to go back to the beginning i'm deleting the game no no no no i'm going to delete you i will delete you i will delete you what the is wrong with you what the flying oh you oh you here we go ah shoot oh shoot there we go oh love it you love to see it you love to see it here we go here we go here we go here we go this is it is it is oh damn it oh oh no oh no no no no i'm losing it i'm losing it i'm losing no god oh my god no no no please please please please no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh no no oh my god oh my no oh my god okay minor setbacks minor setbacks not major setbacks minor setbacks that's not a boost i don't know why no god damn you there we go boosting oh my god oh my god no oh my god stop it's fine so long as i don't let it get to me it's no no no no oh the slip of all things i hate this slip the most the slip is no no oh my oh my if i can't see it it can't hurt me and that's all this game does is hurt me that's all this game does is hurt me this game just hurts there's no joy there's no joy in this game there's no joy there's only pain there's only pain it should be criminal it should be it should be criminal to cause this much misery this should be criminal the people should be held accountable for this ah and of course yep through the gap perfectly slotted actually you know perfectly slotted through the gap literally couldn't have been more perfect that was pixel perfect perfection of failure and no boost no boost through the through thread it thread it baby perfectly threaded oh my god it couldn't be more perfect but it just couldn't it literally could not be more perfect to me it literally perfectly me every time it's so like i can be imprecise but my mistakes are always perfect like to the frame to the pixel exactly what i don't need it's just incredible what it will do to prevent me from accomplishing my goals oh wow that was new and again perfect oh no oh no no no no no oh my god oh my god how did i do that i don't even know how i did that look i don't understand a lot about this game but i'll take uh a blessing when i can you know i'll take it uh i'll take it you know i won't question it it decided to be nice for once in its life and it gave it to me and that's all there is oh boy oh no no no no here i go there we go there we go thread the needle yes yes yeah ah oh why did i do that oh god why did i do that oh god why why oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god i'm going for whatever this is i got a big head this is i'd rather be up there than have a big head by the way the big head's going to throw me off i can already oh off no what oh my god the big head is gonna throw me off i don't want the big head the big head is a customization you know i'm against customization game you know this about me why would you curse me with this i do not like the big head oh my god oh my god no god i hate the big head i hate it i hate it so much i cannot describe how much i hate this head i hate this head i hate it where is it get the rid of it get the out of here oh my god off off off off off give me default where the is default off oh no no no no oh my god yes second chances were made for this oh my god god damn it where am i going i don't even know anymore why was that not a boost why would that not have been a boost oh my god oh my god here we go this is it this is it this is it boys i'm gonna delete the game i'm gonna delete the game i'm gonna delete the game this is it ladies and gentlemen this is the end of all things this is this is hell this is hell oh my god there we go trying to flip on that last one i think is a mistake i was already up and beyond this point so long ago so many moons ago seems like a far off time now a time that doesn't exist anymore because why would it it was only a dream oh my god oh my god it was only a dream i'll never be among the flowers again i know this i accept this now i see it for what it truly is this is my punishment for even trying what are you doing get your gun out of here why do you think that's okay what makes you think that's okay to do okay oh oh off yes yes i am back here finally i'm just back here this is i'm i'm not even as far as i once was but i'm back here and this causes me great joy this is an incredible day this is a wonderful day what the hell was oh what the hell was that what happened what what happened what happened i'm oh no no no no no no oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god no what happened i don't understand what happened what just happened what just happened oh my god and oh my god oh my god why was my body wait stop hold on a second what the my body was clipped through my body was clipped through the ground and i was jumping fine what was that what what was that about game because every time i hit a wall i bounce off like a beach ball but no then you decided that it would be okay oh my god oh my oh no no no no yep yep there it goes oh my oh my oh oh my god oh my god no god off it's right there i'm i get right there i get right there it's always there right at the least opportune time what the hell through the gap thread it just thread it yeah that's oh my god i know i shouldn't even be surprised anymore that this game wants to dick with me and i i really wonder if there's anyone out there that even doubts that the that was my fault that even doubts that this game is intentionally built to dick with people there that's it's clear it's so clear when i say tomorrow i mean tomorrow oh my god just give me the boost the game should be able to see what i'm trying to do and just give it to me just give it to me uh i'm done angel in the sky just yes no yes okay i'm here again hey look we're back where we we're back where we started why is everyone here this is hell just go away everybody else just leave me alone i do not know how to turn it on to single player i don't know i don't know oh my god it was about to rocket me off this platform oh no oh no uh uh no no not again i can't do it again i can't i literally can't please i can't go back i literally can't i will delete the game if i have to go back i swear i will delete the game it's like this game wants to be uninstalled you know it really does you know it really wants to i think the developers must make money for every time someone uninstalls their game i think that it that that must be that's the only understanding that i have for the motivation behind even making this is there they must be getting something out of it right they might they must get some kind of jollies off of this right okay here we go here we go oh my god stop stop stop stop stop you were through you were through oh my god oh my god stop stop don't do it oh what the hell that was a funky maneuver i liked it kind of okay this is it just let me up there oh no no no no no no if everyone could go away i don't know how to make people go away how do i make people go away just go away i'm trying to see i can't see with your beams oh no oh my god if i can make any sort of progress if i just stay nice and calm what i need to do is i need to go up here and then bounce back to the platform and then go up and bounce back too far too far too far too far and then up yes and then bounce back it's about going back and forth and trying to build the moment the same as the next section might i add same as the next section you know it's it's about building up momentum got to keep the momentum going if you lose it then you lose your mind and then you die no that was dumb why would i do that where am i going now where am i going i don't know here we go why would i do that why do i keep trying to do that oh my god never mind that's why it works perfectly i love it and it's perfect it never had any flaws my plant no stop do not rocket me out of here this is safety this is among the flowers this is where i belong this is where i've always was meant to be yes perfect in every way perfect and no perfect in every way we're back up here this is good this is a good thing this is a great thing actually all right i think i think you need to get even higher than that i think you need to reach up a little bit higher because i remember the the the lip is real lippy uh it's real lippy here this is it nope nope what was that i have no idea i have no idea what that was but that wasn't what i was supposed to do oh off there we go here we go here we go here we go nope god damn it oh my god nope this is not it not the one here we go yes oh my god thank you everybody so much for watching oh my god thank you everybody so much for watching thank you everybody so much for watching oh thank you everybody so much for watching my name is markiplier subscribe please do it now it's almost too late you're almost out of time don't run out of time don't run out of time to ring the bell don't and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye you\n"