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**The Used Car Market: A Baffling Mystery**

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"We are still trying to wrap our heads around the used car market," says James, as he introduces himself and his colleagues, Jeremiah, Nolan, and Checkout Donut's new team member.

(yelling) "What?" asks Jeremiah, puzzled by the concept of used cars being sold for thousands of dollars less than their original price. "What?!" echoes Nolan, equally perplexed.

"It's not just a little bit cheaper," explains James. "I'm done, man. It should be a $10,000 car." He shakes his head in disbelief, while Jeremiah chimes in, "A hundred grand?" The team is clearly frustrated by the illogical prices they're about to discover.

**The Challenge**

Today, the Checkout Donut team embarks on a mission to torture themselves (and their viewers) by examining used cars and trying to guess how much they actually sold for. And, as they expect, they will inevitably get "really, really upset."

Their goal is simple: to provide an entertaining and informative experience for their audience, while exploring the complexities of the used car market.

**Meet the Team**

Join James, Jeremiah, Nolan, and Checkout Donut's new team member on this wild ride, as they navigate the ups and downs of the used car world.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en(yelling)- What?- What?- Dude- I'm, I'm done man.- It should be a $10,000 car.- A hundred grand?The used car marketcontinues to baffle us.So today we're gonnatorture ourselves and lookat some used cars and tryand guess how much they actually sold for.And inevitably, we're gonnaget really, really upset.I'm James, this is Jeremiah,he's Nolan,and this is theCheckout Donut's new badass"We Buy Junk Cars" shirt.- Ge it in this nice black and yellowor this luxurious white and warm red.Mmm.Plus, if you order right now,we're gonna include theselimited addition "We BuyJunk Cars" business cardsso you can help spread the word.Junk.And unlike these junk cars,this shirt is quality that lastsat the low price of $29.98,which is much cheaperthan buying one of these used junk cars.Yeah, that's a great piece of junk.So go to donutmedia.com to pickup your junk car shirt today.This thing is sick.- We played this gamea couple times before.Max, our producer has founda bunch of used cars on the internet andwe're gonna try and guess how muchthey actually sold for.Price Is Right rules,if you go over by a dollar, you're out.Jeremiah has won thisgame every single time.So we brought in Nolan becausewhy should I be in second?Third sounds good.(laughter)So I'm feeling pretty good this morning,fellas let's put an end to that.(laughter)Max, first car.- All right.So our first car's a 1990 Honda Prelude.It's a one owner vehicle will 64,000 milesand it has a five speed manual.- Cool wheels.- They are cool. It's good. Paint's nice.Seems to be in good tick.I think, I think thereis a market for these.I've been noticing thatthese like early Hondasthe late 80's ones-- They're collector cars now, I'm sure.- back in Vogue.There's a lot of guys who wanted thesein high school and are finallyin a position to get one thatcosts that's like, perfect.I'm gonna say 36 grand.- This is definitely a weirdcar Twitter unicorn right here.I'm gonna guess 32.- Okay. I'm saying 25.- The price of theHonda Prelude was $30,000.- Ooh.- Jeremiah gets the points.Well, next up we have a 1995 Toyota MR2.This is a turbo 5-speed with 67,000 miles.- 1995?- '95.- This is the car I droveon Jay Leno's garage.- So do you know howmuch it's for sale for?- I'm gonna say 60 grand.- $60,000?- What?- Just a little, okay.It's a '95.This is the rarest yearof the 2nd Gen MR2.- Uh huh.- It's the last year wegot it in the states.So it's like, it's very sought after.- Yeah, I'm gonna say 55.- Holy (beep) that's crazy.- I think, I guessed too low.- My gut was at like, I don'tknow, 65, 66, but I thinkI even think that's crazy money for that.All right, I'm gonna say 63.- Selling pricefor the MR2 was $61,750.(clapping)- You went over.- I know but he got it.- I won one!- Yeah, you won one, yeah.- I won one and it only tooka car that I've driven before.I think they're so good looking.- They're cool.- And they're great to drive.- Our next caris a 2002 Corvette Z06modified by the Lingenfelter.- Yeah.- Oh.- So it has a Lingenfelterperformance upgrade kitincluding a Magnuson supercharger.This is a one owner car and itis a Hot Wheels tribute car.- Yeah.- It sure is.- I hate those headlights.- It was like a, I feellike it was a big trend,like when the C6 came out, you wanna like- Right.you wanna be a C6, but justbe a C5, be who you are.Low mile stock C5/C6's areanywhere from 22 to like 28K right now.The thing is, it's ugly.- It's ugly as sin.- There's just two, likereally wealthy toddlerson top of each other in a trenchcoat, like bidding on this.- Yeah.Like that's the coolestcall I've ever seen here.(laughter)Whoever bought it paid too much.- Yeah so I'm gonna say $85,000.- Oh whoa. Really?- Yeah.- I'm gonna say a like 65.- Holy (beep) I would think,I don't know, I'll say 42.- Okay. The Corvette sold for 27-5.- I'm like, I'm like glad I lost that one.- A Chrysler LeBaron Convertible- George Contanza's car,once owned by Jon Voight.- This has a turbo 4-cylinder.And of course, Marine-gradewood grain (indistinct).- So it's fast.- I bet it. Yeah.- It's super fast.Wouldn't it be funny if this is theexact same price as the Corvette.(laughter)- I bet this sold for 45 grand.- I'm, I'm tapping in 18.That's, no, no, no.- Nothing Makes sense.Use your hate.Hold the (indistinct).- $23,000.(grunts)What did I say? What did I say?(more grunting)- All right I'm saying 17, $18,000.- The car sold for $13,200.- Okay good.(fart noise)- I tapped into the darkmagic of the (indistinct).- I mean it betrayed you.- It betrayed you so quickly.- A trickster cube.- Yeah.- This is a 1985Volkswagen Cabrioletwith only 39 miles.- Whoa.- It is a Wolfsburg edition.- I remember when thesewere like too cheapand like I didn't want one.- Yeah, this thing's 60 grand.- 60 grand?- I'm gonna say 40 grand.- That's a good guess.I think I overshot it.- It a freaking Cabrioman. I'm gonna say 25.- Oh no way Nolan, come on.- Yeah, you're dreaming.- You're dreaming, dude.- The VolkswagenCabrio sold for $70,000.- Jesus Louisus.- This is Ferrari luggagewhich is compatible witha Ferrari 360 Modena.It includes 4 leather suitcases,a leather bag and a golf bag.- This is crazy money for this.- Yeah.- Cause luggage is expensiveanyways. It's Ferrari luggage.- What's the 360 Modena?- Like 2000's rap videowith the bubble eyes.- I got you, uh huh.I'm gonna say $20,000 for the luggage.- I'm gonna say 15 grand.- Yeah, I'd say you're right.- I say 25.- Okay. Theluggage sold for $14,000.(clapping)- You went over.(indistinct)- But it's closest, soit still feels good.- A Cadillac CTS-VWagon with 50,000 milesand a 6-speed manual.MSRP for this car was about $63,000.- I looked at, I lookedat these for a long time.- It's a good color, great interior color.- Great color.- That is a solid driver.- One of the last saloonsmade here in the states.- Do you think this is adesirable color for this car?- I think a lot of people want black.- Yeah.- I would rather have this.- I say 85.- I'm gonna say a hundred grand.- I Guess.- I'm gonna say 80 grand.- $90,000.- On the money?- No, I did 85.- Oh, okay.- I did say 90 first, but I said 85, yeah.- Well coming upnext is a brand new segmentcalled "Who's Got the Cheapest Tractor?"(Vocalizes "Who's gotthe cheapest tractor?")(Mimics Tractor Noise)- Yeehoo! Wapoosh!- You'll be presentedwith two vintage tractorsand you'll have to guesswhich one was cheaper.This is a Lamborghini 2R tractor.This is a 3-cylinderwith about 10,000 hours.- Beautiful tractor.- Yeah, nice freaking tractor.- And the other tractoris a Porsche Junior 108L,this is a single cylinderwith 900 hours on it.- This one, because this oneyou could, since it's smallerlook at that hedge in the back.- Mhm.- Oh wow, that is tiny.- Like you could put that in a shopor like, it's not a hugepiece. That is kind of cool.- Yeah. And plus I've never evenheard of a Porsche tractor like.- Yeah.- I bet there's way moreLamborghini tractors.- Yeah, exactly.- Nolan, what doyou think is cheaper?- The Lamborghini.- Jer?- Lambo.- I think the Lambos cheaper- The Porsche Juniortractor cost $33,000.The Lamborghini cost $40,000.(clapping)- We all got it wrong.- We all got wrong.(fart noise)- I do wanna have land one dayand buy an old Lamborghini tractor.So I like stuff that'simpossible to get parts for.(laughter)- This is a 1985Toyota Pickup replicaof the "Back To The Future" truck.- Oh.- It does have 4-wheel driveand a manual transmissionand a fake hover board.- I remember when this went to auction.I can't remember the price, but I rememberI remember seeing it andbeing like, "this is hard".It got 228? Okay.- Dog slow.- Dog slow.- One of the slowest carsI've ever drive (indistinct).- Will last forever.- I'm gonna say 55 grand.(laughter)- That's a good guess.- That is good.I'm gonna say 55 and $1.- Okay?- Fricking Price Is Right in you.Okay. I'm gonna say 65.- The Toyotapickup sold for $71,500.- Makes sense.- Up next is a 2003 Ford Excursionwith the 7.3 Power Stroke diesel.- Mhm, okay.- 4x4 and has 16,000 miles.- So good diesel that people like- It's got this solid diesel- Low mileage, looks like somethingThe Secret Service woulddrive. That's kind of cool.- Well, I bought my truck,same spec as this, but the truck version.And it's like, I didn't pay this, but it'swith a 100,000 miles isa 30 to $35,000 truck.- Oh wow.- $65,000.- That's a great guess.- Thank you.- Yeah.- 55 is what I'd say.- 55?- Yeah.- I will go 60 to- Split it?Split it.- The Excursion sold for $100,000.(yelling)- What?- What?- What? Dude?- I'm, I'm done.- It should be a $10,000 car.- Okay.- A hundred grand?- Are you kidding me?- I'm dead serious.- A $100,000?- I was like doubling the price.- What the (beep), I justgot a (beep) headache.(laughter)- Next up is FredrickAasbo's Formula Drift Corollafrom the 2017 season.- Sick, sick, great car.- This is built anddesigned by Papadakis racing.It's got a 1000 horsepowerturbo, 4-cylinder.And Aasbo came in 2nd overall that season.- Where'd they sell it?- Bring a Trailer.- Okay, see that matters.- I wish I would've knownthat for the last one.I used to love going on Bring a Trailerto see like, oh, that was a great deal.- Oh, what an obscure car I forgot about.- Right- Now, It's like,"Hey, you wanna see a FordWindstar for 350 grand?"There's not as much ofa market for this thing.- Yeah.- Right.- And you could conceivably buy thisand run this next, like this year.- Yeah.- You know?- It does take a full crewand the Papadakis crewis like the best one.- Yeah.- The most scientific.- They're like theMcLaren of Formula Drift.- Yeah.- I'm thinking like a100 grand for a race car.- I'm thinking like 60.- I was gonna say 60, too.Yeah.- So I will say62.- I'll stick with 100k.It's a dumb strategy for thegame, but you know, whatever.- The Formula DriftCorolla sold for $46,000.- Yeah, dude!(clapping)(fart noise)- Our last car is a2000 Acura Integra Type R- Phoenix, yellow.- Phoenix, yellow,7,000 original miles onBring a Trailer.- Integra Type R has beensort of a barometer car,I feel like in the market, as of late.I think it's up there with the E30 M-3.It basically like sets theeconomy of the used car market.- The used car market, yeah.- It's just like thehousing market or something.- Yeah, yeah.- Something sells on your block,- Right.- That's how much your house is worth now.- Right.- I would personally buyone with (indistinct).- I'm gonna say 200 grand.- I don't think you're faroff James, I'm gonna say 180.- Oh (beep). I say, I was thinking 125.125.- You're wrong.- You think I'm that low?- Yeah. Your only chance isif it's like 160 if you're,if it's under Nolan.- Yeah, okay.Can I change it to 140 justso I'm not that far off?- All right.The Acura Integra TypeR was actually a bargainat $112,000.- Jesus Christ.- I was closer with my initial guess.(indistinct)(fart noise)- Jeremiah is our winner!- Again and undefeated!- But we all lost.- We all lost.- We all continue to lose.- Thank you so muchfor watching this videoand everything elseon Donut Media.Hit that subscribe button andthat notification bell to makesure you don't miss anything.Go to donutmedia.com.I'm really excited about our merch,we're dropping a newitem almost every week.It's really fun.Follow these guys on Instagramand stuff and then follow me too.I love you.