**A Peek into the Mysterious World of CAD Files**

You want to play and poke around in this CAD file for yourself, I'll leave a link to download it down in the description below. No, I'm not joking if you go ahead and look in the description, you'll find the link to go ahead and download it, uh the super that what is usually super secret CAD files that no one ever gets to see. You have them, go ahead but remember you need CAD software to view this file, so don't like, don't try to download it and then open it up in Microsoft Paint, it won't open, and then come complain to me like "John, it's fake, I can't open it." So go on, have it download it, I don't care. Uh all right, next.

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**Apple's Fall Event Schedule: A Sassy Bukka's Take**

Remember last year when Apple held three different fall events to launch new products? One in September, one in October, and another in November. Yeah, well then remember like earlier this week we heard from Mark German that Apple was planning to do it again this year, multiple fall events, but with Mark German's report, we didn't know when those multiple fall events were gonna happen. Is there gonna be three? Is there only gonna be two? Is it gonna happen in like September and then November or September and October? When is it gonna happen?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have the answer, but once again, the answer is a sassy Bukka. According to a new report from Digitimes, Apple is planning to have all of their fall events next month, yep, multiple events happening in September, one in the middle, and then another one at the end. Yeah, isn't that fun? The only issue about this report is that it came from wait a minute I'm gonna ruin your day, Digitimes. Why did it have to be Digitimes?

**The Digitiimes Debacle: A Tale of Misinterpretation**

First of all, there's multiple issues with this uh but first of all, there's just one major issue. Apple has quite a lot that they have to get out there, push out their little apple butt-hole like very quickly. They have the iPhone 13 lineup, the Apple Watch Series 7, AirPods 3, iPad Mini 6, iPad 9, and the regular smegola iPad (uh), and Macbook Pro, the M1x MacBook Pro. These are just the ones that we know of for sure. If all of these products were in fact going to launch in the same month, September, Apple would most likely just give us one massive event, not to mention that doing multiple events like this and giving us all those products so close together would be a total press nightmare that would hurt every single one of those product launches.

**The Digitiimes Problem: Sources Are Decent, but Misinterpretation Reigns**

So why does this happen? I don't think it's because they are lying or making stuff up. I think what is actually happening is this: i think that their sources are decent, i just think the people that work at Digitimes completely misinterpret the information that they are given. Something somewhere got lost in translation for example. What they were probably told is that there were multiple products coming in September maybe some at an event, one event, but then maybe one or two via press release, and they misunderstood that and wrote Apple planning multiple events, there so many comments listen that is just a guess, and I am not trying to make excuses for Digitimes, but this one seems so far off that there just has to be an explanation. All in all, our chances of getting multiple full Apple events in September are 61% (or at least according to the tracker).

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enuh well i'm sorry what multiple apple events next month not just iphone 13. huh if you're watching this on the toilet right now which you probably are hit subscribe and turn on all notifications to be part of the toilet squad yo what's going on guys welcome back to front page tech fpt far parker the show that gives you all these tech news one geek that is me to another that is you number three this is number three this is the third episode in this one week i have made three videos in a week the news is the news drought coming to an end oh yes let us all cross our peonies and pray here we go please tech news jesus tech news guides whoever please give us more news so that i can make more videos and make more money please are your pennies crossed ladies listen i'm looking at you too okay this doesn't work without the participation from all of us okay get with it all right so first up for the day story numero uno let's talk a little bit about the little ipad that is little me ipad mini is what i'm trying to say so we launched our website frontpagetech.com a couple months ago on june 11th and we launched with an exclusive of course giving you all your very first look at apple's redesigned ipad mini 6. since then a lot about that leak about that report has been corroborated by other outlets like the lack of a home button usbc instead of lightning and the device having a smart connector yeah well we just got ourselves another new leak regarding ipad mini 6 and this new one all but confirms our report from months ago it shows you exactly what we showed you a couple months ago uh and as much as much as i want to be like yeah that's awesome it confirms my report cool uh there this report this new leak is uh sketchy at best uh some might call it a sassy baca i saw that you wanted don't lie to me walt you sassy baca according to x-leaks 7 on twitter this is a dummy unit for the ipad mini 6. effectively it's for case manufacturers to do what they do make cases and it looks almost exactly like the renders we gave you also weird thing the website that he worked with to publish this little video here i guess they didn't even bother to change their default wordpress theme like what is happening the weird thing though about this here dummy unit leak uh the volume buttons are on the top which was not the case in the real-life images that i had received from sources but who knows maybe they moved the buttons last minute to accommodate for apple pencil but the volume buttons thing that's not that's not the sketchy part the sketchy part uh is the person who is posting this leak xleak7 on twitter is not new to posting stuff like this in fact this is not even the first time that he has leaked ipad mini you see the same guy who was sharing this ipad mini 6 dummy unit leak now is also the same guy that said this was ipad mini and he was saying this just a few months ago but wait there's more that same guy also said that this was going to be the iphone 12 this was our first look at iphone 12. see what i mean sassy baca it's almost like we have an imposter among us oh but the story does not end there you know me you know your boy i was curious and i know people so i started poking around asking some questions and earlier today i ended up getting my hands on the exact same cad file that was used for that uh uh dummy unit leak thing and here they are isn't that fun listen these cads are not straight from apple i want to clear that up uh i know because i know this cad file is actually from other case manufacturers so there's a good chance that some of this is wrong but there's also a chance that it's right and yes the volume buttons in this cat are at the top but i mean other than that other than those volume buttons it looks just like my design leak from months ago what about you what do you guys think is this the final thing and you know what it man if if you want them if you want to play and poke around in this cad file for yourself i'll leave a link to download it down in the description below no i'm not joking if you go ahead and look in the description you'll find the link to go ahead and download it uh the super that what is usually super secret cad files that no one ever gets to see you have them go ahead but remember you need cad software to view this file so don't like don't try to download it and then open it up in microsoft paint it won't open and then come complain to me like ah john it's fake i can't open it so go on have it download it i don't care uh all right next hey it's summer which means you're probably just leaving your balls hanging out which is what you're doing if you're not using a vpn don't let everyone see your balls right now we vpn has their summer sale going on get 74 off and three months of free service with the purchase of a two-year plan for only 259 a month not only is we vpn my favorite vpn of all of them they also now unblock over 350 plus streaming services that's more than any other vpn protect yourself online don't let your isp trace you and unblock all of your favorite streaming services make sure to click that link below to get started and of course a huge thanks to we vpn for supporting the show oh hey welcome back okay so last time for the day big oh my god big leagues so crazy what breaking news remember last year when apple held three different fall events to launch new products one in september one in october and another in november yeah well then remember like earlier this week we heard from mark german that apple was planning to do it again this year multiple fall events but with mark german's report we didn't know when those multiple fall events were gonna happen is there gonna be three is there only gonna be two is it gonna happen in like september and then november or september and october when it gonna happen well ladies and gentlemen we have the answer but once again the answer is a sassy bukka according to a new report apple is planning to have all of their fall events next month yep multiple events happening in september one in the middle and then another one at the end yeah isn't that fun uh the only issue about this report is that it came from wait a minute i'm gonna ruin your day digitimes why did it have to be digi times no all right all right quiet down children listen first of all there's multiple issues with this uh but first of all apple has quite a lot that they have to get out there push out their little apple butthole like very quickly they have the iphone 13 lineup the apple watch series 7 airpods 3 ipad mini 6 ipad 9 the regular smegola ipad uh and macbook pro the m1x macbook pro and those are just the ones that we know of for sure if all of these products were in fact going to all launch in the same month september apple would most likely just give us one massive event not to mention that doing multiple events like this and giving us all those products so close together would be a total press nightmare that would hurt every one of those product launches apple wants to space these out give them all their own separate love and attention but yes you guessed it the main reason why this is definitely not happening is because digi time said it our pals over at digi times are currently rated at a whopping 61 percent on our favorite apple source tracker apple track.com and in case you didn't know that percentage is uh not good in fact when digi times says anything at all it's not a bad plan to just assume literally the exact opposite is going to happen from what they're saying but okay let's back up why does this happen right why why is digit time so bad well here's the thing i don't think it's because they are lying or making stuff up i think what is actually happening is this i think that their sources are decent i just think the people that work at digi times completely misinterpret the information that they are given like something somewhere a lot is lost in translation for example what they were probably told is that there were multiple products coming in september maybe some at an event one event but then maybe one or two via press release and they misunderstood that and wrote apple planning multiple events there are so many comments listen that is just a guess and i am not trying to make excuses for digi times but this one seems so far off that there just has to be an explanation all in all our chances of getting multiple full apple events in september 61 61 chance all right that's it uh enjoy your weekend i'll see you guys next week and remember do not be a sassy baka youuh well i'm sorry what multiple apple events next month not just iphone 13. huh if you're watching this on the toilet right now which you probably are hit subscribe and turn on all notifications to be part of the toilet squad yo what's going on guys welcome back to front page tech fpt far parker the show that gives you all these tech news one geek that is me to another that is you number three this is number three this is the third episode in this one week i have made three videos in a week the news is the news drought coming to an end oh yes let us all cross our peonies and pray here we go please tech news jesus tech news guides whoever please give us more news so that i can make more videos and make more money please are your pennies crossed ladies listen i'm looking at you too okay this doesn't work without the participation from all of us okay get with it all right so first up for the day story numero uno let's talk a little bit about the little ipad that is little me ipad mini is what i'm trying to say so we launched our website frontpagetech.com a couple months ago on june 11th and we launched with an exclusive of course giving you all your very first look at apple's redesigned ipad mini 6. since then a lot about that leak about that report has been corroborated by other outlets like the lack of a home button usbc instead of lightning and the device having a smart connector yeah well we just got ourselves another new leak regarding ipad mini 6 and this new one all but confirms our report from months ago it shows you exactly what we showed you a couple months ago uh and as much as much as i want to be like yeah that's awesome it confirms my report cool uh there this report this new leak is uh sketchy at best uh some might call it a sassy baca i saw that you wanted don't lie to me walt you sassy baca according to x-leaks 7 on twitter this is a dummy unit for the ipad mini 6. effectively it's for case manufacturers to do what they do make cases and it looks almost exactly like the renders we gave you also weird thing the website that he worked with to publish this little video here i guess they didn't even bother to change their default wordpress theme like what is happening the weird thing though about this here dummy unit leak uh the volume buttons are on the top which was not the case in the real-life images that i had received from sources but who knows maybe they moved the buttons last minute to accommodate for apple pencil but the volume buttons thing that's not that's not the sketchy part the sketchy part uh is the person who is posting this leak xleak7 on twitter is not new to posting stuff like this in fact this is not even the first time that he has leaked ipad mini you see the same guy who was sharing this ipad mini 6 dummy unit leak now is also the same guy that said this was ipad mini and he was saying this just a few months ago but wait there's more that same guy also said that this was going to be the iphone 12 this was our first look at iphone 12. see what i mean sassy baca it's almost like we have an imposter among us oh but the story does not end there you know me you know your boy i was curious and i know people so i started poking around asking some questions and earlier today i ended up getting my hands on the exact same cad file that was used for that uh uh dummy unit leak thing and here they are isn't that fun listen these cads are not straight from apple i want to clear that up uh i know because i know this cad file is actually from other case manufacturers so there's a good chance that some of this is wrong but there's also a chance that it's right and yes the volume buttons in this cat are at the top but i mean other than that other than those volume buttons it looks just like my design leak from months ago what about you what do you guys think is this the final thing and you know what it man if if you want them if you want to play and poke around in this cad file for yourself i'll leave a link to download it down in the description below no i'm not joking if you go ahead and look in the description you'll find the link to go ahead and download it uh the super that what is usually super secret cad files that no one ever gets to see you have them go ahead but remember you need cad software to view this file so don't like don't try to download it and then open it up in microsoft paint it won't open and then come complain to me like ah john it's fake i can't open it so go on have it download it i don't care uh all right next hey it's summer which means you're probably just leaving your balls hanging out which is what you're doing if you're not using a vpn don't let everyone see your balls right now we vpn has their summer sale going on get 74 off and three months of free service with the purchase of a two-year plan for only 259 a month not only is we vpn my favorite vpn of all of them they also now unblock over 350 plus streaming services that's more than any other vpn protect yourself online don't let your isp trace you and unblock all of your favorite streaming services make sure to click that link below to get started and of course a huge thanks to we vpn for supporting the show oh hey welcome back okay so last time for the day big oh my god big leagues so crazy what breaking news remember last year when apple held three different fall events to launch new products one in september one in october and another in november yeah well then remember like earlier this week we heard from mark german that apple was planning to do it again this year multiple fall events but with mark german's report we didn't know when those multiple fall events were gonna happen is there gonna be three is there only gonna be two is it gonna happen in like september and then november or september and october when it gonna happen well ladies and gentlemen we have the answer but once again the answer is a sassy bukka according to a new report apple is planning to have all of their fall events next month yep multiple events happening in september one in the middle and then another one at the end yeah isn't that fun uh the only issue about this report is that it came from wait a minute i'm gonna ruin your day digitimes why did it have to be digi times no all right all right quiet down children listen first of all there's multiple issues with this uh but first of all apple has quite a lot that they have to get out there push out their little apple butthole like very quickly they have the iphone 13 lineup the apple watch series 7 airpods 3 ipad mini 6 ipad 9 the regular smegola ipad uh and macbook pro the m1x macbook pro and those are just the ones that we know of for sure if all of these products were in fact going to all launch in the same month september apple would most likely just give us one massive event not to mention that doing multiple events like this and giving us all those products so close together would be a total press nightmare that would hurt every one of those product launches apple wants to space these out give them all their own separate love and attention but yes you guessed it the main reason why this is definitely not happening is because digi time said it our pals over at digi times are currently rated at a whopping 61 percent on our favorite apple source tracker apple track.com and in case you didn't know that percentage is uh not good in fact when digi times says anything at all it's not a bad plan to just assume literally the exact opposite is going to happen from what they're saying but okay let's back up why does this happen right why why is digit time so bad well here's the thing i don't think it's because they are lying or making stuff up i think what is actually happening is this i think that their sources are decent i just think the people that work at digi times completely misinterpret the information that they are given like something somewhere a lot is lost in translation for example what they were probably told is that there were multiple products coming in september maybe some at an event one event but then maybe one or two via press release and they misunderstood that and wrote apple planning multiple events there are so many comments listen that is just a guess and i am not trying to make excuses for digi times but this one seems so far off that there just has to be an explanation all in all our chances of getting multiple full apple events in september 61 61 chance all right that's it uh enjoy your weekend i'll see you guys next week and remember do not be a sassy baka you\n"