The Agony and Ecstasy of Mini-Games: A Mario Party Experience

I hold silver in a way I win people happy now, I win you're goofy true loose the gay one DK one. I'm still in third, yeah, you need to get Stars coins really don't I mean here we go yep yeah yeah yeah yeah go up oh my God damn it thanks oh this one's just for you aren't I special? Get my coins away winners wheel let's hope I'm a winner toads yeah stop through that wheel with good timing to get an item I'm good at this in real life and somehow I'm gonna be terrible at this here we go. You don't even know what the items are no, all right spinning spinning spinning spinning Springs let me see that's one of the stupid ones that just keeps going arbitrarily so it's raining oh a u-turn is that what that is you have to use it so it's not gonna what the game always says watch is gonna send me back to square one do not collect 200 no, see okay get out of here Luigi now you go back home no you go back home you guys in your item games I got my item the legit way I bought it with money that I earned with your star too down an item. Watch he's gonna get all four of them in some collateral thing like choose Smash Brothers move interest is okay triple turn all right looking at the map isn't what okay oh wait what's that oh it's battle game time give me 50 coins no here we go, I'm still in third you're such a baby well if you win this you'll get a lot of coins but I still won't be in first it's gonna be all fired up oh gosh leaf the polo Boos are coming to get you before getting hit by a polar boot Able's gonna get me awful at these sorts of things oh no oh no holy poopsicles and the movement sucks as always oh my God nope, and I'm out God damn it I don't get a second chance or anything nope no what cheating cheating wait everyone oh I didn't see him hey I got some things why does this game exist who in the world finds this one oh we gotta do another one it's all mini games honey I'm sad yeah you shouldn't be messy memory sorry oh I remember this, this is the toad knocked item on shelves to the floor gather odd items and return them to the proper spots grab in place open curtain clothes curtain okay I'm feeling it's not gonna be quite this easy Paper Mario wait what what what huh oh well you guys suck oh what the oh do we all just run off the map dude we gotta put them back in where they go or something oh in an exact spot you're joking right nope how are we supposed to know where to go I don't remember where the things be on this one, go there nope we're supposed to remember where they go no if I couldn't put the last one up oh well that wasn't gonna happen you didn't even finish she didn't even finish it's funny because I'm bad at mini games I'm in four remembering I want it back no I need the money you need the money for Mario Party oh my God, that's actually useful for you I'm pretty sure it didn't do it am I the only one I told her this would be punishment there's another star now but the arrows are going the other way so let me guess you're actually gonna get Stars though not just go to the end right you didn't know that oh my God yeah help oh help help forth what is that it's got a watermelon for a bottom no what true wall hacks wall hacks Aimbot oh my God I felt threatened choking you care about that no oh that's far away from me, go ahead and get it good Luigi's gonna get it give a oh maybe I will get it haha where are you Luigi you bastard yes I do oh no never mind I think that did something different Oh I thought that meant like the arrows on the board I actually screwed myself over yeah I'm a I don't know here we go see you thought mine was bad this is what is that, I'm turning into a Bowser you're an idiot he wasn't around anyone so I didn't do anything okay I get coins crazy um sorry coughing give me stars avoid all the bullet bills all right oh here we go don't tell me I'm relying on you you know I will just avoid the Shadows could you imagine this playing on the version we started no no on me I want it for all of us no, you want to it's okay you still won thanks to me I died first will the Mario Party be the game that breaks epos and choose relationship will equals make it out of fourth place and dominate Victory or will two continue to hold her own final next time on make or break

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthank you hello everyone hello my name is fox and I'm almost cheap as Fox almost because because I did a thing he did a thing it's on video he hit me no don't listen to her guys oh he didn't hit me he hit me with feels I hit her with feels in case you haven't seen the video which you should probably make a link to in the video annotation whatever uh he proposed today yeah and I said yes yeah it's good I don't think we'd be recording this if I said no we might because it's an excuse for you to beat up on me oh this is Mario Party 3 for the Nintendo 64. and this is the start of a new series that tests our relationships with the worst games possible the worst games for you to play with your partner possible and the series is called make or break because it's making a break in our relationship so we may break up on the day that I've proposed already oh yeah we're gonna play Mario Party I've never played Mario Party at all chew has never played Mario party on the 64. so yeah all right Germany in order and remember wait we didn't pick characters no we did not did it just I don't even know who I am then I don't either ah we may not be starting yet just this this is just to keep you in suspense okay yeah those are all computers oh okay well there's no point in watching the computer play index oh or in explanation mode we're very smart at these games okay Battle Royale no okay I get it now my mind's in the clouds it's okay triple clouds okay let's try this again there we go how many play how many play who play two play all right I'm gonna be Duty calm okay I'll be Luigi and purple creepy dude Waluigi it's creepy you guys can look like you true Paul no Ollie cool normal quality for the people no handicap I I'm gonna I'm already handicapped no water Maps other maps are the worst it's not the same honey Woody Woods we're gonna do light play because I might die in real life oh my God this is worse than that's worse than nope honey go back okay this is worse than Smash Bros okay yes yes all right now we'll play Let's Play Let's play together together possibly for the last time oh she's so cruel now if the map breaks this time they don't know about what happened no okay God the characters looks like Luigi looks creepy as me oh yeah welcome to the legendary Woody Woods in the middle of the vast Forest you'll battle will become the Superstar now before we begin we need to determine turn order the right way damn uh get first places I'm gonna get first place this time yeah Luigi Jose when we tried to do this the first time Adam got like a seven and he's like I go seventh oh you got two seven well you'd said something stupid no offense uh-huh when she says no offense that means she's beating me up you can't see the punches but she's punching all right we have a 2d map this time so we should be okay there is a mousy it was cute DK start okay DK start okay our relationship oh no oh what's that do oh oh no it's battle game time how many coins that's all my coins that's all of all of our coins oh oh I see yeah well there are questions Storm Chasers Storm Chaser is live coin bed hold your pot under the rain cloud to water your piranha plant Memorial water it the more it'll grow dark I don't know what start supposed to be here there we go okay oh dear so what's the oh I see oh my God I'm not gonna win this that's my battle oh my God Yoshi no go away go Yoshi yeah that's my it's my cloud I'm donkey God no sir what are the moles groundhogs you can't even tell who's winning oh no it's mine it's mine oh did I win they look the same oh waluigi's look like what is oh you get some yeah you get 28 yeah oh I'm okay I'm sorry I don't know anything about these Maps so I don't know that's good that's good hold on r all right oh my gosh okay um oh you're cheating you're looking at the map I didn't even I didn't get the chances for that stuff does it show where we are no it does not uh it shows like I I don't even I'm off to a great start oh yeah I'm off to a great start let me just pocket the star in my 28 coins plus three more why not when you land on the blue no no when you land on the blue spaces you get coins when you land on the red ones you uh lose coins here we go again you're gonna take all my coins zero coins well played okay all right so so wait what at the after everyone takes a turn oh uh you play a game and you don't lose any coins but whoever wins the game will get coins no this isn't fair it was not fair jump aboard a motorboating race first finish five laps wins hold on hold on how do you view the rules or like the controls before it was like Eleanor but okay no go back all right accelerate okay L2 is apparently stuff oh God oh my gosh oh my God oh my God I'm going backwards this isn't fair I'm bad enough at racers no no no oh my God you can't do tight turns at all I'm doing it am I on last that's not fair I literally came in last I almost won no the fourth place got one actually did you improved oh no gosh here we go all right I'm gonna view the map in G2 now View Board I still don't know where I am you're by the uh yeah right there okay so I need to go that way no but the arrows changed yeah so you just you screwed yourself over you're gonna have to came up with that better get a big one wow now go over this tunnel game God dang it oh no baby bottles oh God we should stop while we're still together you have a choice too I choose games triple no don't do it we're having a 10. they're giving them cheats because he's in last Baby Bowser's joint all right this means that oh okay I don't need to explain that yeah it's football coconut conk and if we win all three of us get coins gotcha if he wins he gets coins he's the ground pound to hit the bear in the barrel with coconuts AZ ground pound okay here we go oh more okay sure you're not DK that was okay yeah simple as that okay sure they're good to go again quit changing the signs freaking oh my God no screw you gonna be all right no at least I'm not as bad as him what are you gonna get yeah truth buying things and cheating just like in Smash Brothers no I didn't they were all through here she always cheated some Smash Brothers I just want it away from us versus What's it gonna be frigid Bridges oh my God the puns are killing me that's all this game consists of dying on the inside use the box to fix the broken path the first player to carry three blocks and fix the path wins bath is frozen so it's slippery Don't Panic caution and control I'm scared I'm gonna panic oh and it's split screen yeah oh and movement and yeah see movement is not going to work out here God are you kidding me no oh no come on darn it God they're already carrying their second block oh my god oh I walked right into the fish this must be on normal jerks that means we're just uneasy my you are you on your yes you are you guys you always beat me oh it knocked me off I'm still not doing fishy oh dicks but we always know that when Adam loses at these games our relationship is still intact it's when I lose that a relationship is in trouble because Adam will just cry I'll say no glory remember that you remember that I'll be getting my refund on that ring two oh that's good thank you I love you I'm done I'm already done the game is just going in for them I'm in third now I hope I don't get a two or one okay bye people I love you that was a Weedle you're a Weedle I am a b drill oh it's an item game what's the batter sorry about that guys he's hitting the ball okay wow okay see I told you it's just benefiting them oh what oh because he went okay no one better than normal I tried you I even tried putting it on easy you're like no the normal people are feed Depots oh I figured normal wouldn't be wouldn't be that sweetie when we don't know how to play a game normal is like Insane Mode saddle up oh here we go care panels in the middle of the tracks Dash ABC okay what okay here we go I'm gonna lose this one it's such a sore loser here we go yep what oh I see I don't what are we doing oh God I don't see is it just what are you kidding my carrot turned into like a bad thing oh Luigi no he has a shorter track honey that's how tracks are built it's not shorter that's just it's so he's or you're not at a disadvantage because you're on the outside one no damn it yeah yeah yeah yeah I hold silver in a way I win people happy now I win you're goofy true loose the gay one DK one I'm still in third yeah you need to get Stars coins really don't I mean here we go yep yeah yeah yeah yeah go up oh my God damn it thanks oh this one's just for you aren't I special get my coins away winners wheel let's hope I'm a winner toads yeah stop through that wheel with good timing to get an item I'm good at this in real life and somehow I'm gonna be terrible at this here we go you don't even know what the items are no all right spinning spinning spinning spinning Springs let me see that's one of the stupid ones that just keeps going arbitrarily so it's raining oh a u-turn is that what that is you have to use it so it's not gonna what the game always says watch is gonna send me back to square one do not collect 200 no see okay get out of here Luigi now you go back home no you go back home you guys in your item games I got my item the legit way I bought it with money that I earned with your star too down an item watch he's gonna get all four of them in some collateral thing like choose Smash Brothers move interest is okay triple turn all right looking at the map isn't what okay oh wait what's that oh it's battle game time give me 50 coins no here we go I'm still in third you're such a baby well if you win this you'll get a lot of coins but I still won't be in first it's gonna be all fired up oh gosh leaf the polo Boos are coming to get you before getting hit by a polar boot Able's gonna get me awful at these sorts of things oh no oh no holy poopsicles and the movement sucks as always oh my God nope and I'm out God damn it I don't get a second chance or anything nope no what cheating cheating wait everyone oh I didn't see him hey I got some things why does this game exist who in the world finds this one oh we gotta do another one it's all mini games honey I'm sad yeah you shouldn't be messy memory sorry oh I remember this this is the toad knocked item on shelves to the floor gather odd items and return them to the proper spots grab in place open curtain clothes curtain okay I'm feeling it's not gonna be quite this easy Paper Mario wait what what what huh oh well you guys suck oh what the oh do we all just run off the map dude we gotta put them back in where they go or something oh in an exact spot you're joking right nope how are we supposed to know where to go I don't remember where the things be on this one go there nope we're supposed to remember where they go no if I couldn't put the last one up oh well that wasn't gonna happen you didn't even finish she didn't even finish it's funny because I'm bad at mini games I'm in four remembering I want it back no I need the money you need the money for Mario Party oh my God that's actually useful for you I'm pretty sure it didn't do it am I the only one I told her this would be punishment there's another star now but the arrows are going the other way so let me guess you're actually gonna get Stars though not just go to the end right you didn't know that oh my God yeah help oh help help forth what is that it's got a watermelon for a bottom no what true wall hacks wall hacks Aimbot oh my God I felt threatened choking you care about that no oh that's far away from me go ahead and get it good Luigi's gonna get it give a oh maybe I will get it haha where are you Luigi you bastard yes I do oh no never mind I think that did something different Oh I thought that meant like the arrows on the board I actually screwed myself over yeah I'm a I don't know here we go see you thought mine was bad this is what is that I'm turning into a Bowser you're an idiot he wasn't around anyone so I didn't do anything okay I get coins crazy um sorry coughing give me stars avoid all the bullet bills all right oh here we go don't tell me I'm relying on you you know I will just avoid the Shadows could you imagine this playing on the version we started no no on me I want it for all of us no you want to it's okay you still won thanks to me I died first will the Mario Party be the game that breaks epos and choose relationship will equals make it out of fourth place and dominate Victory or will two continue to hold her own final next time on make or break\n"