Trying to Steal a Theft-Proof Car

**The Great Car Heist: A Descent into Madness**

We got the key out of the box, we got the e-brake lockoff, we got the club off, we got the brake pedal club off. We should be able to drive this car. I never take Max at face value. The guy's too smart and he's too mean. So I'm not counting my chickens just yet.

**The Kill Switch Conundrum**

Kill switch? - A kill switch prevents the car from being started altogether, and it can be hidden pretty much anywhere you want inside the car. It took me about an hour to install it, and the part themselves only cost a couple of bucks. Yeah. Cause it was turning over, but it didn't sound like it was firing at all. - Yeah.

**The Thrill of the Hunt**

So that would be some sort of switch on the ignition then? - This really does feel like Saw. - Oh dude, we were in saw we die. - Dead. There was a switch in the fender. - Oh, that's pretty cool. - That is pretty clever, Max. That's a nice install. A kill switch is a great product. Takes a little bit of custom work.

**The Foul Smell**

It really does depend on your hiding spot. - Yeah. It's like hide and seek. And we knew that we were going to look for a kill switch just by nature of what the episode is. A car doesn't start? Oh, there must be a kill switch. - Yeah. But I feel like in the real world, if a thief got in your car and tried to start it, he's just like, all right. - Yeah. I don't want this broken car. - Yeah.

**The Custom Alarm**

I think that's a good idea. - Yeah. I think Max could have hid it a little bit better. Thumbs down for Max. Thumbs down for Max. Thumbs up for the kill switch. - Hey! Initiating emergency alarm sequence in five, four, three, two, one.

**The Farting Alarm**

If nothing else stops a thief, there's only one thing left you can do. A custom car alarm designed to be so embarrassing that nobody would want to be caught dead driving the car is to find the hidden switch. (farting noises) Attention, the person in this car just farted super bad. The person driving the 1996 Mark 3 Volkswagen Jetta just farted extremely loud and bad.

**The Stinky Jetta**

It's saying I farted. - This is one of the stinkiest farts I've ever smelled. Think there might be a little bit of doo-doo in there. Oh my God. Again, the candy white 1996 Jetta with the sweet-ass hood screw and cold benders smells like dookie and diarrhea. Whatever you do, please stay far, far away from this Jetta and possibly call the police about a complaint about how stinky it smells.

**The Hidden Switch**

(farting noises) The speakers seem over here. - All right so there's another switch that we have to find to disable the audible harassment alarm. You said you felt something under here though. - Yeah, I thought I did. Maybe not. Now, we gotta find. Got to stick to the Jerry fart bit again. It's pretty funny.

**The Big Reveal**

Max said we were close to it. - Wait, it's right here. - Oh, oh. - Oh, it's a little button. - A little tiny button right there. Wow. Sneaky button. - Yeah. Hiding in plain sight. - Wow.

**Escape and Freedom**

I think we're going to go to my dog's recital finally. - Hey! You did it. - Yes. That felt like an escape room Max, that did not feel like a YouTube video. Double thumbs up for the funny custom car alarm.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Oh my, what?Oh my God. No way.Oh, I just broke the car.- Can antitheft products from Amazonkeep your car from getting stolen.Well, today we're going to find outby stealing our own car back,which has been theft-proved by Max.I'm joined by my Nolan, I'm Jamesand this is the D-List.- Big thanks to AthleticGreens for sponsoringtoday's video.As a full-time vegetable farmer,I take pride in my greens.Why, are you...Billy Bunny, what did I sayabout stealing my veggies?I just kidding, he cantake all the veggieshe wants because I'm a changed man.Used to be I'd chased that Billy Bunnyon all day to scare him off with mysecond favorite rake.Number One's just for display.But ever since Idiscovered Athletic Greens,I've got all the veggies I need.It's an all-in-one dailysupplement developedfrom a complex blend of 75 vitamins,minerals and whole foodsourced ingredientswhich supports yourbody's nutritional needslike gut health, immunesupport, energy and recovery.He sure he eats a ton,which reminds me, all I gotta do isscoop a little Athletic Greens to myfavorite smoothie every morningand sip, sip, bam!I just drank a ton ofgoodness that supports mewith digestive enzymes, preand probiotics for the tum tumplus a whole bunch of awesome nutrients.Consider it my nutritional insuranceand just like this garden, Athletic Greensis made with no compromises, no GMOs,no harmful ingredients,none of that workout powder garbage.To get back to feelingas good as you used tothen go to athletic greens.com/donutto get your own AthleticGreens immunity bundle,which comes with a one-yearsupply of vitamin Dplus five individual travel packs for freewhen you do your first purchase.- All of these productsare available on Amazon.Max has not told us what he's done,we're just going to gothrough them one by one,try and dismantle them.But if we can't do itwe do have a garage fullof a bunch of tools.All right, let's see what happens.All right so the first thing that I noticepretty glaring is the Los Angeles special,the boot.- This is Hurbo wheel lockand it costs 73 bucks on Amazon.It claims under the wheel using this tool,which came in the box andit's got a little doorthat prevents any unwanted access.- All right so,I once had a new lockfor a bike so I can relate there- Okay.- And I saw on YouTubethat you can take --- Okay, okay- - a big pen and shove it in there.- So wait, you just putit in there and it doesno way.- Well, no way.- No, I was correct.Oh, wait, hold on.- Come on. Get it! Yeah!- Oh my, what? Oh my God.No way.You're so strong!- I mean that just like that just broke.Oh, I just broke the car.Thinking to delicately about this, James.This is what we got.We got to focus on this,what's actually grabbingon the tire right now.This is just to protect the lug nuts.If this wasn't there youcould just take the wheel off.But like now thisis what's really holding onto the tire.And I see this here as well,I don't know if we actuallybent that or something.I don't know.I don't know exactly whatI'm trying to accomplish hereI just like mess.I like, I just likeusing pry bars, you know.- There's somethingbehind that little door.- Oh, hell yeah.Well look, the point of antitheft stuffis not to like make itimpossible to steal something.It's to deter someonefrom stealing your stuff.- I'm definitely deterred.- Dang. Let's see.- Yeah!- Yeah. All right, we can drive away.- Yeah!- You can go to work, James.- I can go pick up my kid,- The boot.This is definitely not what the city usesto lock up your car.This is definitely a consumer version.Surprisingly easy to get off.Nolan basically just hulkedit with his man arms.- Come on. Get it! Yeah!- Oh my God, no way!I give this thing inobjective, thumbs down.Next obvious thing is the car's lockedand Max stole my keysoff of my nightstand.I'm guessing that there'smaybe a key in this.- I would assume so.- This is the KeyGuard SL-591-CVR Pro.It cost $36 installs on the windowand it can be programmed witha four to seven digit codeto protect all your keysand other valuables.- So it comes down,- But there is a code that you need.- There is a code butdude, check this out.Why does it feel like it can just come outor maybe not.- I don't know like, itcan come out but thenits just, like, a box.- I feel like Max wantsus to guess the code.- Like 42069- 42069- What's Max's birthday?What's his dog's birthday?- Not Mellow- Mellow.- Let's break this (bleep).- All right so, I'm goingto get this off of the car.Now I'm putting thisthing in a vice and thenwhat do you think weshould cut it in half?- The fun gun?- No, my daughter, she has a recital.My keys in here, I forgot the code.No Max stole it.- How good are you atbeing thieves so far?- So bad- Bad. We're loud thieves.- Nothing to see here.- Hi.- Hold on, hold on,- Do you wanna press?All right we're now goingto a third location.- I think we (bleep) it up, lads.- Or if he just cut the corner off.- Whoa.- Whoa, it's so thick.It's only the first layer- Oh no.- We also have band saw.- We do have a band saw.- All right, there we go.And just let the blade do the work, James.Yeah, easy, yeah.That's sharp on the other side.It's hot and sharp.Oh good.Oh, Hey.- Easy-peasy baby.So this thing did a reallygood job of protecting our car.If you want it to protect your car,we're going to give it away on ourdonut underground livestreamin a couple of weeks.Don't miss it to learn moreabout the donut underground.Click that join button below- The lock box. Not very well hidden.- But like, pretty sturdy dude, like.- Very hard to get intothousands of dollars worthof tools to get into this thing.Definitely not something youcan do on the side of the road.- No.Max, what was the password?- Fart.- The password is fart.- I can't believe it.- Okay.- You're a such child.Very sharp.I think this is a great product.I think you can hide it a lot better.It's kind of goofy toput it on the window.All in all lockbox, that's great.Whether you're a realtor or a Turo Host.- We are in.- All right.- Oh God.- Oh, now there's more stuff, huh?- This is the mostphysically exhausting D-Listwe've ever done.We are in.- What was that?.- Is there a whoopee cushion on this seat?- I don't know man. I heard something.- To add insult to injury,made it look like I farted.- All right, so we have a club.- The Club is one of the most popularanti-theft devices in the world.It costs about 30 bucks and it preventsthe steering wheel frombeing used by bad guys.- You also have somesort of club device goingwhat looks like down to the gas pedal?No down to the break.And then we have a very- I've never seen anything like this.- Yeah so this one goes fromthe shift knob to the e-brake.- This is the Handbrake to Gearstick lock.Fits manual and automatic cars, Car lock,car anti-theft lock, gearfor truck van SUV, car,Car antitheft device.And as you can see it completelyimmobilizes the handbrakeand the shift.- Yeah. So we can't shift into gear,but I think Max is not assmart as he thinks he is.- Let's see. Lets see if this works.- Did the designers think of that?Wow. That was actually really easy.- This thing is dumb.- Yeah. Sucks.- Sucks. Don't buy it.- Thumbs down.- Thumbs down.Okay. So first let's get rid of this club.All right. So it's undercover overnight.We got into the car.- Now what?We start drilling itout because we're like,that's what they do in movies.- YeahNope.- Well, we got, okay.So the reason we're drilling it outis because we want takethe block mechanismout of the thing.So I think we just keepdrilling it out withbigger and bigger bits.I got a bigger bit.Ah, there we go.I mean, it's working now.It's looser now, yeah?Okay, what's going on?I mean it feels, oh yeah.We're making pro - oh (bleep)all right, drill again- Oh!- Yeah- Keep going, there it is.- Up in the club(inaudible)- Yeah. Again, defeated with a drill.Defeated with a drill?- A drill is a thing that you can carryin a backpack and it's nota very loud power tool.- Yeah.- We worked really hard to get it off.- Yeah, we did. Yeah we had to use- multiple bits.- Multiple bits.We had to get in the car already.- It took like 30 minutes.- Yeah. I'd give this a thumbs up.- Yeah, definitely a thumbs up.- That's pressing down on the brake.- Okay.- No it's keeping thebrake from pressing down.- Oh, I see. I see- So you can drive with thee-brake but you can't steer.- The Vechkom Brake Pedal Lock Anti-theftclutch lock for car doublehook, double protection locksthe steering wheel to one of the pedals.Ideally you'd probablywant to lock the clutch,but the Jetta's clutch pedal is too skinnyso I had to put it on the brake pedal.- I'm going to get out.- No.- Here let me try.Nah.Oh, it's behind the break.- Yeah.- Oh, I see.Do bolt cutters work on this thing?Let's see them.It's not.- Did you get it?- Yeah- Really?- Yeah. Hell yeah.Tip for the manufacturer of this,that's how thick that was.- Nolan found a fatalflaw in the brake club.The part that actually linksonto your steering wheelis very little, not a lot of metal.- Not only what linksto your steering wheel,but also like the easiestto access piece of itthat you would go after.So that's a big oversight, sure.- If I got into a car andI was going to steal itand this one was on there,I'd be like, nah.- Okay.- I'm not going to steal it.- I mean, it was easy, yeah.- Yeah. It was really easy.- If you have a pair of bolt cutters.- This one. Caesar.- Caesar, all right.- All Right. We got the boot off,we got the key out of the box,we got the e-brake lockoff, we got the club off,we got the brake pedal club off.We should be able to drive this car.I never take Max at face value.The guy's too smart and he's too mean.So I'm not counting my chickens just yet.Kill switch?- A kill switch prevents the car frombeing started altogetherand it can be hidden prettymuch anywhere you wantinside the car.It took me about an hour to install itand the part themselvesonly cost a couple bucks.- Yeah. Cause it was turning over,but it didn't sound likeit was firing at all.- Yeah.- So that would be some sortof switch on the ignition then?- This really does feel like Saw.- Yeah.- Oh dude, we were in saw we die.- Dead.There was a switch in the fender.- Oh, that's pretty cool.- That is pretty clever, Max.That's a nice install.A kil switch is a great product.Takes a little bit of custom work.It really does depend on your hiding spot.- Yeah.- It's like hide and seek.- And we knew that we were going to lookfor a kill switch just bynature of what the episode isA car doesn't start? Oh,there must be a kill switch.- Yeah.- But I feel like in the real world,if a thief got in yourcar and tried to start it,- It didn't start.- He's just like, all right- Yeah, I don't want this broken car.- Yeah.I think it was a good idea.- Yeah.- I think that's a good idea.- I think Max could havehid it a little bit better.- Thumbs down for Max- Thumbs down for Max- Thumbs up for the kill switch.- Hey!- Initiating emergency alarm sequencein five, four, three, two, one.- If nothing else stops a thief,there's only one thing left you can do.A custom car alarm designedto be so embarrassingthat nobody would want to becaught dead driving the car.is to find the hidden switch.(farting noises)- Attention, the person in this carjust farted super badThe person driving the 1996,Mark 3 Volkswagen Jettajust farted extremely loud and bad.- It's saying I farted.- This is one of the stinkiestfart I've ever smelled.Think there might be a littlebit of doo-doo in there.Oh my God.Again, the candy white 1996 Jetta TLwith the sweet-ass hoodscrew and cold bendersmells like dookie and diarrhea.Whatever you do please stayfar, far away from this Jettaand possiblly call thepolice about a complaintabout how stinky it smells.(farting noises)- The speakers seem over here.- All right so there's another switchthat we have to find to disablethe audible harassment alarm.- You said you feltsomething under here though.- Yeah, I thought I did. Maybe not.- Now, we gotta find.Got to stick to the Jerry fart bit again.It's pretty funny.- Max said we were close to it.- Wait, it's right here.- Oh, oh.- Oh, it's a little button.- A little tiny button right there.- Wow. Sneaky button.- Yeah. Hiding in plain sight.- Wow.- I think we're going to goto my dog's recital finally.- Hey!You did it.- Yes.- That felt like an escape room Max,that did not feel like a YouTube video.Double thumbs up for the funnycustom car alarm.(farting noises)Breathe in and out.Good mindfulness and controlled breathingare great practices for managing stress.But you know what else is?- Going off road.Find yourself and share in the chillnesswith this new shirt.- Find yourself.- Flowers, butterfly, toadstool, frog.All around you, all around mother earthand only $29.98- So much cheaper than $30- Available now at donutmedia.com.Go find yourselfthe chillest shirt we've ever made.Namaste my dudes.- Namaste James- What? Who said that it? Wellthat was one of the hardestand most frustratingepisodes of the D-Listthat we have ever shot,but we defeated all theobstacles that Max gave us.But all of it really did makethe car a lot harder to steal.We're going to give awayall this stuff againon the Donut Underground livestream ina couple of weeks.To learn more about the Donut Underground,hit that join button below.Follow Nolan on socialmedia at nolanjsykes,Follow me at jamespumphrey.Alright. I love you.- See you later.