I bought the biggest SCAMS on eBay!

The narrator is playing with their PSP (PlayStation Portable) console and trying to update its firmware. However, the process is being hindered by a low battery level.

The narrator then talks about the PSP's UMD (Universal Media Disc) drive, which they find to be a "dumb idea". They mention that the battery is dead, but there is no battery on the PSP itself.

The conversation takes a turn when the narrator shows off their Wii console and mentions receiving a message from someone named Jarret. Jarret has sent the narrator a free copy of Zumba Fitness for the Wii, as well as a balance board to go with it.

The narrator then attempts to play Zumba Fitness 2 on the PSP, but finds that it is only compatible when used with a belt and does not require much coordination from the player. They struggle to use the system and admit that they have never seen Matt dance before in their life.

After trying to update the PSP's firmware, the narrator mentions that their gaming laptop, which they had purchased expecting to be able to play games, is malfunctioning. The laptop's graphics card is unknown and does not seem to work properly.

The narrator expresses regret over buying the laptop and suggests that it belongs in the "junk pile". They then take out an ASUS graphics card from the laptop and try to use it with a modern PC, but find that it does not work either.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Today I am buying thecheapest items on eBay.What could possibly go wrong?(maniacal laughing)- Rules are simple.I have to search for an item,sort by buy it now andcheapest, and hit check out.Simple as that.I don't want to get scammed,I actually wanna try tofind good items on eBay.What about a PlayStation?PlayStation console lot.I feel that's a good search, right?Brand new PS5.These are fireworks.Wait, they're selling fireworks,they put a PS5 controller on it.Oh my God. (laughing)Hit me up for prices,if you know, you know.What do we need?What do we need in our lives?- A graphics card.- Just graphics card,the cheapest graphics card on Ebay.- Just, yeah.- I'm gonna regret this decision.Oh, no.ASUS graphics card.$15, $11 shipping.What is this?I mean, I guess we'll just buythe mystery $15 graphics cardand see what it is.Drake and Josh Game BoyAdvance, in box, sealed,for $16 shipped?Add to cart, let's go.That's an easy one.What?What about an old school Mac?Like iMac maybe?(grunting)- The cheapest one that'sactually functioningis a late 2006 iMac.It is $25, however, it is $45 shipping,which, to be fair, this is a big thing.Let me actually read it here.Had some video-related issues,that's gone away since areinstall of OS 10.6.8.Had signs of previously being opened.I mean, look, this wasa cool looking iMac.I mean, it's very old.Honestly, I haven't playedwith an old Mac like this in a while.I'm gonna add that to cart.I'm gonna deeply regret this search.I just said show more results,and now I have women'sbulk underwear panties.- I also see that.- I don't.- $85? Why?- 40 pack.- Wait, wait, wait, wait.So I scrolled down andit gives computer specs.Like it has, these underwear,this underwear has a GTX 1060 in there.- Good game.- Nice game.- Nice game.I'll gonna search it, nice game.Oh, here we go.We can get Wii ZumbaFitness 2 for 99 cents.Okay, look, not that I'm gonnasit here on my high horsebut what's the point of sellinga game for a dollar on eBay?Like what are you gonnaget after seller fees?35 cents?No! HTC One for $18!This is still one of myfavorite phones of all time,for 18 bucks, man, sold, easy sold.Oh, I found a gaming laptop for $125.Do we buy the (bleep)gaming laptop on eBay?Hey, subscribe to find out.Okay. So I did not order a Lian Li case,you do know that, right?- I just grabbed what came in.- Inside, we have the iMac!Oh, good Lord.Look how.Do you see how dusty this is?I can write my name on it.- You can't,you can't say that anymore.- I can't say that.- Is he, heyguysing? Is he hey guysing?- No.This was listed as alate 2006 24-inch iMac.Checked out, won the auction.And then I got a message saying,hey, it doesn't boot anymore,do you still want it?So this is a total crap shoot.He said it had video issuesand he reinstalled Mac OSand it worked but it then stopped workingand he didn't wanna deal with itafter I had already purchased it.So very real shot that I plug this inand nothing happens whatsoever.Haha. eBay.That sounds.- Oh, that is not sounding good.(Mac start tone)- What a lovely chime.- Did we scam eBay?- Eh.Yeah!This $25 iMac that was supposedly broken,booted up first try.I think we all have to be appreciativeand accept the fact thattoday's our lucky day.This is showing up as the iMac 6.1,so Core 2 Duo, two gigahertz,we've got two gigabytes of RAM.Graphics, we've got ourselves a GeForce 7300 GTand a 1920 by 1200 screen.The memory app is blank.It's forgotten that it has memory.All right duds, it's frozen.The mouse moves and nothing else.It's locked.- Well,I mean it turned on,that's more than youthought it was gonna be.- Did we get $25 worthof fun out of this yet?I will not be deterred.You cannot hold me down.Absolutely not.Mr. eBay, you got another thing comingbecause next up we have the HTC One M7.It is locked, but fullyfunctional, according to this.So I actually think that thisphone has aged really well.It's got the kind of the antenna lines,which are much muchmore common these days.It also has a 1080p screen.This screen size eventoday, feels terrific.The speakers were great.It's got the IR blaster on top.You could be a dick at like a restaurantor whatever by changing old TVs to Maury.- You are not the father.- Maury?- What Matt, what?- What's your deal man?- Did you read the descriptionof this? (laughing)- Yes, it's locked,but it says fully functional.- Did you see where it's locked to?- Sprint.- The company that doesn't exist anymore.- Matt, I bought this on thehope that it would work on wifiand that I could activate it on wifi.This is a 50/50 shot.Are we all ready for this?(drum roll, children cheering)- Yup, there you go.Battery's on, charging.Step one. It is not totally dead.Step two, please, please work.If this does not let me getit on wifi and activate,I am going to actually cry on camera.- That'd be great content.- It might let me do it.It might let me do it right now.It's let me sign into a Google account!It's letting me signinto a Google account!Red alert! Red alert!I'm not signing in with Googleplus, skip, skip, skip, skip.- Google+ is on there?- Google+ is on there, yeah.- Am I in your circle?- No.I'm in the interface. We did it!$18.50 for the greatestsmartphone of all timethat you can't use on Sprint anymorebecause it doesn'texist, but it's working!It's alive!Okay. We are now recording on the HTC One.And as you can see,actually for all the camerasthat we test on things like Mystery Tech,honestly, this is not bad.I think this video's been saved.Look at that, it's actuallyeven pretty snappy.Look!(video playing)- Oh.- One of the speakers is dead.I'm telling you, thesespeakers were amazing.(Matt laughing)- One of them, in the last nine years,may or may not be dead right now.Not only is one of the speakers dead.The other one sounds like it's blown out.Take my word for it.Boomsound was great.I'm telling you it was great.Issues. Problems.If you ignore them, theywill eventually go away.If the IRS can't contact you,then what are they gonna do?What, I'll levy your wages or something.(Austin laughing)- Wow. You are incrediblyon point with that.As we all know, ignore your problemsand they go away in life.Wow, that box looks horrible.Just gently.- That might be a box.- Thank you.One of the things that Ireally like about eBay,you get a little bitof homemade creativity.Oh, okay.Well packed.All right. What?Oh no. Is this our gaming laptop?Wow. That smells like asmoker's room from 2004.- That is a beefy laptop.- Behold, my friends, thegaming laptop of my dreams.I will say,someone could have spent all of 30 secondsto wipe off the literal dirt.Grungy would be the word.Little crunchy.So it came with home premiumand it was refurbished.Interesting. It also hasthe removable battery.- What the hell is even that?- Behold.(woman screaming)- Wow.- The screen's in decent condition.- It smells exactly like 2006.Does everyone remember 2006?- I was six.So, no, I don't remember 2006 super well.- Now, I think nothingwill tell you the ageof this laptop more thanthe size of the trackpad.Yes. My friends that isabout a two finger trackpad.- So with shipping.- Yep.- You paid a $105.- For a gaming laptop.That seems reasonable.Windows Vista! Let's go.Wow. Look at the ghosting.(Matt laughing)- Wow.Oh, it actually knows we're in August, oh.All right, I'm gonnaplug this into ethernet.The first time a Windows Vista computerhas been online since 2011.We've got a Core2Duo, a 1.5 gigahertz,two gigs of RAM, 32 bit operating system.So here's a problem,the fact that there's nodriver installed is very bad.How are you supposed togame with no drivers?So to actually game on this,I'm gonna have to go anddownload some drivers.- Well, that doesn't work anymore.- Next item is, gonna stay awayfrom the side of the table.I'm just gonna just putthose good vibes out there.This, my friends, is a Nintendo DS Lite.This is actually in reallyquite solid condition,which cost?- $55.- 55 bucks.Is this what I think it is?(laughing)- The one and only Drake andJosh for Game Boy Advance.Looks actually like it'sstill brand new-ish.I'm gonna admit I did notreally watch Drake and Josh.So I think this is gonnabe a little wasted on me.- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.- I know. I know.- Wait, wait.- We got what?- 11 bucks.- This might be the cheapestsealed Game Boy gameof all time.Look, there are a preciousfew sealed Game Boy gamesin the world and I don'tthink this is one of them.You could have seizures, battery leakage.- That was not funny.It's just, why was thatthe first thing you saidopening the instructions?- Seizures.(speaking foreign language)- Whoever in the commentyou get. I was speaking.- Dutch.- French?- Portu-latin.(gasping) There's power!Shoutout to the person who soldthis to me with no charger,but a charged battery, you're a kind soul.- Look, Austin, it's gonnatake some time to realign.But if you look inside, you'll realizeI forgot the rest of the words.- Is that the theme song?- Yeah.- If this theme songdoesn't start up right now.(electronic music)- What kind of genericbull(bleep) is this?Let me play the game.Is this supposed to be school?Oh, I'm trying to, supposedto sneak around everybodyand they heard me, oh,look, she's gonna find me.Run, run, run, run, run.I had the doors locked.So I could see why Drakeand Josh, new in box,after all these years was dirt cheapbecause it is a bad game.But you know what's not bad?The DS Lite.What a great time to remind youto subscribe to the channeland ring-a-ling the ding-a-ling button,because otherwise, you'llbe forced to use thisuntil the end of time.This is very newspaper-y.Oh!Ew! What's that on the corner?That's like some goo.There's some goo on this PSP.Don't pick at it!- I think it's nail polish,actually I can scrape it off.It's fine.- The PS ew.(all laughing)- I'm a little concernedabout the quality of this.First of all, the screenis wildly scratched up.It also is missing the littlenubbin for your analog stick.So it's just the actual plastic bit.I am really concerned aboutwhat's going on here though.It's almost like somethingon the inside rippedand like bulged this whole thing out.Let's take a look at Force Unleashed.All right.Well, let's see if thisPSP wants to PS Wii.- You had PSP go right there.- Yeah.- Okay. Well, it is seemingly functional.Here's a little problem.I think it's gonna makeme update my PSP firmware.Yep, I don't know if 3.95is a version of the firmwareyou can do things on.Unfortunately, I can'tplay the game without it.So I think I'm gonna have to just update.Listening to this.(UMD drive whirring)- While the PSP was great,UMDs were such a dumb ideaand I can't update 'causethe battery is low,but there's no battery.We're we're getting really closeto the side of the table right now.At this point in the video,I would say we're doing quite well.That's my Wii.So, I actually got amessage from this person,who may or may not havebeen like, are you Austin?And they included, notonly the 99 cent versionof Zumba Fitness for the Wii,but also free of charge, Wii Fit.So thank you, Jarret,for your kind donation of an extra game.Sadly, I do not have a balance boardbut I do appreciate this 99cent Wii game I got on eBay.Does anyone know how to do Zumba?- Yeah. It's like.- Matt does.- Oh, look at this! Look, look, look.They knew.They knew exactly what kind of videothey were getting themselves into.- It'd be pretty cocky of themto like sign their name and then not work.- Yeah. Let's investigate Zumba Fitness 2,which I will mention is rated T for Teenbecause these tracks are so hot,children are not allowed,or seven year olds shouldn'thave abs like that.Matt, do you have a good angle here?You got this.Remember, 99 cents.(upbeat music)- Woo.- Nope, nope, nope.- There's literallynothing but butt shaking.I see why it's rated T for Teen.Oh no.You're supposed to use it with the belt.I'm not proud of about whatI'm about to have to do.Look, desperate times callfor desperate measures.- No-- So it's all about the motion.- I am downwind of this.- All right?We're getting hype.(clapping)- It's not failing mebut I don't think I'mdoing anything right here.I've seen Matt dance approximatelythree times in my life.- What? How is it only three times?- Each time was a lifechanging experience.Look at the coordination.- Why aren't you sittingwhere Matt was sitting?- I will actually.I gotta get the good view of Matt.Oh woo.99 cents.What could possibly go wrong?So this entire video,I have been letting thissystem try to updateand I spent a lot of timeon this gaming laptop.Remember it was called the gaming laptop.None of the Dell or Nvidiadrivers work for the graphics.I also can't get the ethernet working,weirdly the wifi doesand Windows Vista willnot update in any way.Hardware acceleration is eitherdisabled or not supported.Are you trying to tell methat I can't even play Minesweeper?There we go. Good start.Okay. So, alright.Okay.As it sits right now,considering that I boughtit as a gaming laptop,I'm very sad to say,goes in the junk pile.I was hoping it would be better.- Do you wanna game?- I do wanna game.- Do you wanna be gaming?- I would like to do maximum gaming.Please tell me that thisis some amazing gaming productthat will make my life better.- It is certainly a product.- Oh look, my ASUS graphics card,that I still don't know what it is.None of these labels on the backtell me what it isexcept that I think itcame out of an HP prebuilt.Should I just plug this into a modern PCand see if it works?- Yeah.- Something feels really wrongabout taking an RTX 3070 out of a systemand installing this mystery GPU.It's like taking your steak,throwing in the garbageand loading a big slice ofSpam and hoping for the best.I am ashamed of how many itemsin this video I thinkbelong in the trash pile.- That sounds like a toy train.- Toy train is very accurate.It also is not functioning.Well, listen to that.And no video's coming up whatsoever.I regret my decisions deeply todayand that's sayingsomething coming from me.I gotta get a new hobby, man.This, this (bleep), this(bleep) is not healthy.- This ain't yourhobby, boy, this is your job.- Don't remind me. (crying)