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**A Conversation About Toasters and Bread**

Gentlemen, y'all looking real, oh no! Is that another toaster, is it? It's not another toaster, I think. No, it's just bread.

Hello and welcome to our discussion today. We're going to talk about something that might seem simple at first glance, but can lead to some interesting conversations. Today's topic is toasters, specifically the commonality of seeing them in many households, alongside a staple food item: bread.

As we pondered this in our conversation, it came up that perhaps not everyone may have noticed another toaster recently. This got us wondering whether there was indeed another one, or if our minds were playing tricks on us. After some deliberation, we concluded that the other appliance was just bread.

In conclusion to our discussion, let's take a moment to appreciate how often we use these everyday items in our daily lives. Next time you're about to pop some toast into your toaster, remember there might be more than one of them around. And the next time you see a loaf of fresh bread sitting on your counter, remember that it's not just bread – but also potentially many other kitchen gadgets.

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Gentlemen, y'all looking real, oh no,is that another toaster, is it?Is it not another toaster?- No, it's just bread.- Hello and welcome to "Mystery Tech."Today I eat bread.On "Mystery Tech," we havehad a prodigious historyof some truly spectaculartoasting apparati,but today we're taking it up a notchwith whatever's in this box.- If you ignore like the normal categoriesof like laptop, cell phones, consoles,the number one categoryof "Mystery Tech" productby a long shot is toaster.- I don't think that that's wrong.Yeah.This really the way you ship it,is just in like a plastic bag.I feel like-(Matt laughs)Is there a reason why?- Keep, keep, keep going.- Oh. (laughs)- Keep going.- What?(Matt and Ken laugh)This will burn my face into toast?- Yeah, baby!Finally, something as white as you.- It's already been toasted!(all laugh)I'm already in here.- That has been therefor the hottest of minutes.- So this is a medium renditionand this is the... (laughs)If you'd like the lighterversion or the darker version,well, boy, oh, boy, we got you covered.- Do you want anew sleep paralysis demon?- In case you're curious.- On the front.- This is the Austin toaster.Just in case you forget whatit's supposed to look like.Wait a minute, the bread don't fit.- Is it too thick?- It's slightly too thick.So we got one to seven.I'm gonna say two and a half.(all laugh)Oh, it doesn't work.No, it doesn't, it doesn't go down.This is the only good reason to ever takethe toast off your bread.Also, wow, that smells bad.It smells like, have you everbeen like a really old ship?You know, you got alittle bit of that like,sort of limey sea air and thegeneral smell of rust and...- What are you a pirate now?- Arr!Ah, (quacks) what's that?- Do you want a plate?- What? What?- That's pretty accurate.- Joanna asked me if I was having a strokeand I said it was hard to tellwith how much toast they make around here.(Ken and Austin laugh)- I think that this isgonna be significantly darker'cause it's been in therefor at least 20 minutes now.- Yep.(Ken and Kinsey laugh)- I was just poking myhead to take a look.- Okay, that was, it's not quite...Don't drop the Austin.- There we go.Oh, it actually kind of standson its own. Look at that.- As he props it up against it.- Kind of stands on its own actually.(Ken laughs)- Wow!- So this one's a little,lack of definition.- Looks like you'rebleeding from the eyes.- But this one though,this is pretty good, right?How much was this delicious toaster?- So you would say that like,if you got just thebase toaster at Walmart,you'd say it's about 15 bucks, right?Well, add a zero. It's 150.(all laugh)- I just like how absolutelyscorched back of it gets.- Yeah.- Oh my god.- That's not good toast.- It is not good toast.- So I think the problem is,is that for them to get any kind of actuallike sort of toasting onthe front part of the bread,it has to actually burn the backbecause the way I understand this is,is just a normal toaster withan extra little plate added,which blocks like half the heat.Well, this might be a hilarious gagto give someone as a gift.I will say that it is not worth $150for creepy Austin.What is Dry Studio?- You should know this already.- Okay, Dry Studio.Let's open up Dry Studio.Black Diamond 75.The world's first leafspring gaming keyboard.I am familiar with theleaf spring type suspensionoften used in trucks.I'm not familiar with that in a keyboard.Their website is dry---studio.com.Y'all, did you really, youcouldn't get drystudio.comso you had to add three hyphens?- That's pretty.- Oh my god, that is achunker of a keyboard.Holy.Oh wow, look at the carbon.- Wow.- Holy guacamole, batman.Okay, you gotta gimme a second here.So we've got a, what looksto be maybe real carbon.I'm not sure, but if it's not,it looks quite convincing.Clear acrylic around the actual keyboard.I see a number of these,I'm assuming leaf springs on the inside.It's also got more carbonfiber on the sides.And then on the back we have a USB-C.I think there's nothing else to dobesides unleash the beast.Creamy, like cream corn.Creamy, like cream cheese.Creamy, like creamy peanut butter.The second best version of peanut butter.- Wait, what?- I'm not like amazed withthese buckling springs.Like it doesn't, it's not likeit's like the most amazing...- You keep saying buckling springs,but I don't think it's buckling springs.- No, it's not. It'sdefinitely not, right?- I mean the leaf spring partis more about typing comfortthan it is about like gaming,you know, aptitude or anything like that.And so they specifically made thisbecause they were inspired by Lamborghini,the Aventador, Mansory Carbonado,which is known as the black diamond.So that is, they basicallymade that for that.- This spacebar, maybeit's just the way I type.I'm getting some doubletaps on the spacebar.It's very light.Like you could almostlike, sort of like little,just little, little fingertip action here.Please elaborate me,illuminate me if you will,how much is the Black Diamond 75?- It retails for300. We got for it 280.- Okay.- And if you don'tneed all the carbon fiber,all whatever, you canstill get the keyboard partfor like as low as 240.- It's actually not crazy.Now I will tell you, Imaybe am not the hugest fanof the aesthetic of this.I think the carbon fiberand the acrylic is very-- I agree, it looks like a $20 keyboard.- Hey, bring it closer to the jury.- He doesn't know whathe's actually doing.- Actually, well, actually,hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no.- Oh, now he took out the AirPods.- No, no, no, no. Hold on,hold on, hold on, hold on.- Doesn't take up the AirPodswhile we're shooting a video.Oh, that is nice.- No, there's actual pinging in there.- It's not like egregiously priced.I mean look, 280 bucks,300 bucks for a keyboardis obviously like luxury territory.But like, I'll be real.If you get into the real, realhigh end of custom keyboards,$300 is actually not that expensive.You can spend significantly more,especially when you getlike custom key capsand all this kinda stuff.I think it's a pretty unique experience.The leaf spring, I'm not gonna tell youexactly how much that makes a difference.It's hard for me to say.You really gotta be sold onthis aesthetic and I'm not.- What's thething you use the most?- Z Flip.- Which is?- A phone.- There you go.What is our body madeout of on the inside?- Stardust.- What is a structure of our-- Bone.- Okay, so combine thosetwo words together.- Boney phone.- So close.- So close.- Why? What am I? Alright,I'm just gonna open the thing.I'm just gonna open the thing.It's usually not a good sign whenthere's newspaper wrapping.This usually meanssomething from like Etsy.Leelanau County drivers wear seat belts.The Bone Fone.- You are the proudowner of the bone phone.- That sounds likethe distant relative/cousinto the booty call.(all laugh)- That is a productthat came out in 1979.- It looks likeit. It looks like it.So, okay, so now I need to hold, I see.- Oh, I though that was wrapping.Wait, that's the thing?- This is the Bone Fone.(Ken laughs)So on this side we have powerand then low to high tone.On this side we have FM/AMand then stereo mode.And it's also has theselike two little like,metal prongs on the bottom.Yeah, I will say, if this isreally from like the seventies,it don't smell likemore than 20 years old.This fabric is in goodshape, so I'm guessing I justlisten the radio.- You're boning right now.- Boy, didn't think I'd be doing thaton one o'clock on a Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday morning.- What is your least favorite typeof headphone or earbud?- Bone conduction.Wait, this is actually bone conduction.- Yes, that is oneof the first instancesof bone conduction here.- From the seventies?- Get out of here.- Really?- So do I just do this?- No, you had it right,around your neck.- Oh, okay.We'll see if it has anybattery or however I do that.I heard it.- Yeah, I alwaysexpect these thingsto be like covered in just smoke.(radio hissing)- Okay.- Do you feel it?- It sounds like it'scoming from behind me.- The marketingtagline for this is,"Built to take it."(Ken laughs)- I'm trying. I'm really trying, okay?Something about that,like, really scratchy,like old school FM justgives me some real, oh.- Bone me up, boy- You're boned.- They basicallyjust want to send the soundso (quacks) loud into yourbody that it reaches your ear.- All right,you're having too much funwith the Bone Fone.- You have AirPods in. (laughs)- Oh no, he can't hearit. He's got AirPods.- That's a good demo.- Hey, you guys.Aw man, Rascal Flattsdo sound good like this.- Schedule yourfree consultation right now.Throw away your glassesand contacts forever.Get perfect vision and save money.Dial pound and save-- Look at him boning, man.- This is shockingly(laughs) decent for somethingthat is as old as it is.It's soft, it works pretty well.It sounds like, for oldschool radio, it sounds okay.It's very scratchy but like, you know,like, before HD radio, mostradios were kind of scratchy.It really works, like you listento it on the table, right?You can hear it of course,but when you put it on, youactually can probably hearwhat I'm hearing 'causeof my mic's right here,it's a big difference.How much is the Bone Fone?- $45.- A steal!You could pretty much just putthis in your pocket, right?Just, you know, get this crap outta here.We're just gonna just...That.That Bone Fone in your pocketor you just have to see me.- You bought a item?- You bought somethingfor "Mystery Tech?"- I you know what?Every once in a while becauselook, here's the thing,I can't trust these guys tonot deliver, I don't know...- Funny enough, that's in some industries,that's called insider trading.- Well, I'm probablygonna go to jail anyways,so might as well go outand be rich along the way.Yeah, boy. Yeah boy.It's the Palm Pixi Plus.Did you not know what the item is?I bought this.My good buddies, we were all talkingthe other day about webOS.Do you remember webOS?Not the LGTV operating system.Oh, no, no, no, beforethat this was made by Palm.This is a revolutionary operating systemthat was so ahead of its timethat both Google and Appleare still, still stealingfeatures from it.Back in the day, I, maybeif you look real close,have discussed the PalmPixi Plus in the past.- Yeah, the lasttime you bought one,you bought two by accidentand for some reason-- What was that? That waslike at least 10 years ago.Can I just say that I bought thisfrom eBay brand new in box.Can you believe?- Yeah, you bought the Verizonones brand new in box too'cause nobody wanted it.- You guys think we're lyingthat he keeps buying these?- So before I do anunboxing of this pristinenew in-box Palm Pixi, letme show you the other devicesthat I looked at in the pastso you get a little bit of a sense for it.If I put in a Palm Pixi together-- You didn't even buy the good one,the slidey one's the one that like-- The Pre was not the good one.- It was!- What are you talking about?- Actually, you know withthe best one, the HP Veer.That one was really cool.It looks like a derpy little phone.But I'm telling you, thisthing was ahead of its game.This thing had Wi-Fi.We're gonna do a very rare unboxing.How many of these doyou think are availablein the world still unboxed?I'll tell you.- Well, if youkeep unboxing new ones,you're gonna-- Exactly.- This is literallythe Blue Eyes White,you're freaking Seito Kaiba.He's like eliminating allof the new in-box ones.So we're gonna do a littlewalkthrough of the boxso we can kind of capture this momentuntil I buy another oneof these in five years.So this is the front, it'snicely sort of frosted.So you can see that if Itry to pull the sleeve, woo.So fancy.So this is the brand new,(crickets chirping)what the hell is this?(Alex laughs)Wait, hold on a second.Can you see the differencebetween these two?It's like a case, but it'san actually replacement shellthat's not remotely new.- You bought something thatwe already had three ofbecause it was quote-unquotebrand new in box.- Yes sir. Keep going.- It was not brand new inbox, it was just had box.- Look, I'm gonna read it,I'm gonna read it, okay?Palm Pixi Plus or factorysealed original box.It's got the Touchstone base.This is wireless charging, my dudes.Look at this, look at this.Watch this, watch this,watch this, watch this.Ready, ready, ready, ready?Whoo! I need to plug in first.It's got a second back in here too.Both of which are wherethey've been sneezed on.You know, the whole like thisis like 15 years old thing.They don't have the activationservers on it anymore.Hold on, I'm gonna put iton my Touchstone dock here.Come on, Pixi. Come on, Pixi.Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.It's telling me to do stuff.Okay, oh, put a SIM card in. No service.- Oh, but it's got Wi-Fi.- Feels like it's been 30 to 45 secondssince an item of "MysteryTech" has hit the table.Which is a great time to askyou to subscribe to the channeland ringling the dingling button.Why did you place that so carefully?- Whoa, strong boy over here.- You just went to the gym.- I'm sorry.Ah, ah, oh.No, you want heavy? I'll show you heavy.This is our tungsten cubeand it is heavier.Look at my hands shaking, it's so heavy.It's a kilo magnesium cube.Is this literally likethe exact same thingas the actual cube?Okay, so it comes withmagnesium cleaning pad. (laughs)- More than the tungsten came with.- Oh my god, it's actually this,is this the same size cube?This is a solid cube of magnesium.And as you can see,by me holding it withtwo fingers, it's light.It's a little guy.But it is the exact same size.- Oh, Jesus Christ.- Oh my God.- Look, you can see.Actually no, I lied, it'sever so slightly bigger.Catch.- I mean, it'sstill pointy on the corner.- Ken, you got your damn iPad.- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay.- You're like, catch?So here's like, are wesure that that actually isa real full cube?Like it's not hollow.It's actually like...- Supposedly.- That is the realfull on like, solid cube.- They sound the same.- Yo, wait, actuallyyeah, that's a good idea.- I mean, does that work?- Well, okay, so we have to learn how to,we have to figure out how to zero this,which I think is justthe, oh, there we go.- Okay, ready?Pretty accurate. This is about two pounds.- Okay.- Okay, now let's try the tungsten.Yeah.So you can see the difference here.Now let me see if I can usethis to clean up my cubes.Oh, I actually, dude,wait, this is really good.And it works around the tungsten too.- Quit polishingyour cube over there.- Honestly, the only downside with thisis that it's kind of sharp.So even though you cantoss it around like crazy,it still is a little on the sharp side.I know that the tungsten cubewas well over a thousand dollars, right?How much is a lightweightlittle magnesium cubethat weighs a mere kilogram?- $200.- A bargain. A bargain.It's so much cheaperthan the tungsten cube.- I mean 10th theweight. 10th the price.So we're gonna puttungsten cube in the backand then I'm gonna give it its new friend,the magnesium cube, whichcan live right here.No one can tell the difference.Can I condone $200 for acompletely useless cube?Hell yeah, I can.- Useless.- It's so useful. It's so cool.Subscribe to the channelfor Austin science tips.I'm like Vsause, except (quacks).