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The Mysterious Item in Question

I know this. I know that this is my item, right? The question was asked with a hint of uncertainty - "What is your item?" to which the response was immediate and unapologetic.

"Yeah" seemed to be the answer repeated twice, with an added emphasis - 'cause I see the date. The date in question being December 6th, 2023. It was a peculiar thing, one that had been left behind for some time. According to the person who found it, "it was in the lobby for a little bit" because of its weight.

The individual who discovered the item couldn't help but share their thought process at the time. They recalled a specific statement made - "\\\(no words were lost here)"

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hey, I know this.I know this is my item, right?- What is your item?- Yeah.- Yeah, yeah, yeah,'cause I see the dateis December 6th, 2023- What? Then whyare we just seeing it now?- It was in the lobby for alittle bit 'cause it was heavy,and I was like, \"Oh, I'mgonna pick that up later.\"And then I was gonna do avideo on it, and then I didn't.And then it got pulled into Mystery Tech.Behold, my friends.(packaging rustling)An original iMac.Brace yourselves.- Why is it-- (chuckling) Bro.- This computer is famousnot only because it still isone of the most striking looking computersthat have ever been made,but it's kind of single-handedlybrought, sort of,Apple back from the brinkof complete disaster.Oh, yeah.Ooh, okay.Well, it's seen some better days.- Delicious.- But this is our USB mouse.Also, this keyboard is a little grody,would be the way I would describe it.Oh, yeah, boy.- Okay.- It's dirty.I believe that this used to bekinda more of the same color, right?So you can see that thebottom is white-ish,and this has definitelygotten a little yellowed.So we got ourselves some USB,we got Ethernet, modem, headphone.(button clicking)- Oh.- Oh, hey.- Come on.Wait, wait, let's get video.Get video.Screen is coming up.It's gonna flicker on camera,but trust me, it doesn'tflicker in real life.Mac OS 9.So you got Mike's folder.Oh, oh, there's a bunch of stuff on here.I'm not entirely sure thatthis mouse click works.I'm just gonna plug in a regular mouse.I think a regular mouse willactually work with this.USB device cannot operatebecause it needs morepower than is available.- Because it has RGB.(crew laughing)- Okay, so this is a veryold school Microsoft mouse,which is thematic, I guess.Yay, it works.- Okay.So, it's shipped with 32 megs of RAM.They've actually upgradedto 192 megabytes of RAM.Recent applications.We got a copy of Illustrator on here.This is someone's actualQuickBooks file from 2007.It thinks it's August 27th, 1956?- We gotta go back.- What?- Marty, we gotta go back.- Oh, look at that.We got ourselves Internet Explorer.Microsoft Word is on here.(keyboard clacking)Okay, well the H key doesn't work,unless you really whack it.This is an incrediblycool piece of history,and it does seem to work pretty well.Does it need a clean?Absolutely.Anyone wanna take a guessat how much this iMac was?And I'm gonna look up the price.- I think you paid $2,000.- Okay, that was not that much.Alex?- $800.- $800. Ken?Oh, good lord. You know what?(Ken laughing)You know what, the iMac hasbeen in a slumber for 20 years.It's been awoken to this (duck quacking).(Ken laughing)- I actually think thatthis could probably belike $1,500 bucks.- So $800, $1,500, $2,000.Joanna?- $1,200.- $1,200.- Actually, sorry, sorry, $1,999.- I'm gonna headbutt you.I'm gonna headbutt you.(Ken laughing)- What would you say if you learnedthat I had purchasedthis computer for $160?- No.- No way.- Ayo, what?- Are you sure that'snot the shipping on it?- Did you use your SecondAmendment right on him?Like, what?- No, $160.Oh, sorry, sorry, no.After shipping, $259.$84 for shipping.Now, the main thing I just need to do nowis really just give ita little clean, right?The keyboard needsto pretty much be taken apart and cleaned,and I don't know how to getsome of the yellowing out,but come on.Right?Right?(glass shattering)Okay, you gently lobbed that one.Is this an item that you're going tocarefully liberate after the office?- No, it's actually from our editor Will.- Will?- Yeah.- Donated an item for Mystery Tech?- Not donated.It's just like-- We more, like, took it and said,\"Hey, we're taking your stuff.\"- It's Alarmo.- Woo.Now, as far as I know,it's exclusive if you haveNintendo Switch Online, right?- Or at least for now.- At least for now.Move your body to quiet the alarm.Get out of bed to stop the alarm.Okay, I will be honest with you,I did not actually know thatit had, like, motion sensors.I just thought it was an alarm.- Oh, oh.- So I guess the ideais that you have to keep itkinda like close to you,and if you start moving around,it'll kind of calm down.But if you don't get up, thenMario starts screaming at you.I'm actually kind of excited.This is a hundred dollars, right?- It is a hundreddollars straight from Nintendo.- Not cheap, but I mean,I feel like there's certainly somethingto the idea of an alarm clock.'Cause I mean-- I don't know if I want Nintendoknowing all of my body movements in bed.- Oh, it's just a little guy.The top of it looks like a face(laughing) when you hold it upside down.(Austin and Matt grunting)- Thank you, Will.- Thank you, Will.- What do you mean by that?(block jingling)Oh, that's cute.- Okay, wait, hang on.I need to actually lay down here.- Oh my god.Okay, I'm just gonna laydown carefully, right?(glass shattering)Okay.Oh, move your body left and right.Okay.Maybe I should move to not on the table.- Yeah, I think so.- This desk iseven more tainted than when we started.- I don't know how to activate it.Here's these instructionsI'm not gonna read.So, we got a usage manual,which I'm not gonna read.(Ken and Matt laughing)What's so funny?- Why you looking like that, bro?It's just epic music to wake up to.- Oh yeah, see?I can make it go to sleep.Wa-hoo.You know what?I actually do wanna wa-hoowhen I first wake up in the morning.I feel that's great.Characters will come andwake you up each morning.Move your body to quiet.- (laughing) Bowserjust kicks in your door.- So basicallythe way that this works,when you are asleepand the alarm goes off,it will start making noise.And then essentially, onceyou get fully outta bed,then it can detect that and it'll stop.Pikmin 4, okay.Is there any good Nintendo games in here?- Wow, you know.- What are you talking about?- Oh, is Breath of the Wild-- Wow, I'm pretty sureWill got that for Pikmin.(Austin snoring)- It's really quiet, actually.(Austin groans)It's like, slowly getting louderto the point where I'm gonna wake up.All right, I'm awake.Leave me alone, Alarmo.- You haven't even gotten to, like,the weird thing that it does.- What's the weird thing it does?- It sleep tracks youbased on the motion sensors.- Oh, it really is livestreaming my nighttime movements.- Yeah.- Uh.What a novel concept for a device.You don't have to put it on Wi-Fi.So there's that.I don't know that I'm fully sold,if I'm honest with you.I mean, do we really need an alarm clock?Look, I get it's kind of cute,and I know that it has, like,the motion sensor to tryto, like, track stuff,but also, you know, your phone works well.Or especially, I likesleeping with a smartwatch onand that wakes me up.- I know what the problem is.- What's the problem?- It's not yellow and Pikachu themed.- Here's the thing.On Mystery Tech,we're a show that covers a lotof different pieces of tech,but today, we're goingto evaluate our deepest-No, no, I saw you get up.We're gonna take a look at someof the most spicy, unique techthat you've ever seen on YouTube,or your money back.Razer?Oh man, that's not spicy.Why is it in a Razer bag?- Because they gave it to us.They said, \"Here you go, little boy.\"(horn blaring)The BlackWidow V4 Pro 75.So, they sent this out.What makes this pro?- It's got more features.- What?So, wireless hot swappable gaming keyboardwith an OLED display and acommand dial, plus Chroma.(keyboard clacking)That's actually really pretty pleasant.I will say, it's, what,their PBT keycaps, right?They're very, like, rough.- Gritty.- I don't like the feel.Like, it's a little likevery fine sandpaper.So we've got ourselves the wrist rest,which is included in the box.I'll say it looks like carbon fiber,but it's definitely just kind of plush.All right, we got a key puller,and we got our dongly guy,our Dongle McDongleFace.So, I'm gonna go to 2.4.Whoa. Whoa, whoa.That's a lot of RGB.So looking at the keyboard,you've got yourself a little OLED,which is just by defaultshowing a little animation.But if I press it, I can change the volumeand I can change my tracks.OLED brightness, lightingbrightness, switch apps, zoom.Okay, so there's a lot ofstuff you can actually dowith that display.That's nice.- Can you put an anime girl on?- You can in factput an anime girl on.- Sick.- All right, let me do a little test hereand see how we're feeling about this guy.(keyboard clacking)92 words per minute my veryfirst time using the keyboard.That's actually pretty good.Lemme try one more time.(keyboard clacking)100 words per minute my second try.The only thing that slightly bothers meis the way the keyboard soundsspecifically when itcomes to the space bar.So if I just type a little bit here, so.(keyboard clacking)You hear how differentthe space bar feels?But I'll tell you this.This is a nice keyboard.Like, it feels nice.It seems like it's well built,especially if we actually,can we turn the lights downand take a look at theChroma in the darkness?(light clicks)So, you can seethat there's, like, a goodamount of RGB glow here.I'm not sure how well itcomes across on camera,but, like, that's actually not bad.It certainly feels likemore of a premium keyboardthan a lot of Razer stuff,which, let's be honest,maybe more recently they'vebeen improving things,but over the last few years,I traditionally thinkabout Razer keyboardsas a little hollow, a littleclacky kind of feeling.This feels premium.How much is thisparticular Razer keyboard?- Well, it's not out yet,as of recording this.- Oh.- All right,so this is slated to be $299.- I mean, it's hard to findthings to complain aboutif I'm honest with you.I don't love the keycaps.I would swap the keycaps out.It's not bad.I'll definitely say it's not bad.Like, it actually feels likeRazer have done a lot of workto actually make thiscompetitively priced.But importantly, they'vedone most of the thingsthat you would do to the keyboard anyway.I'll say this is actually pretty good.(glass shattering)Nintendo Switch.\"Super Mario Odyssey,\" Hong Kong edition.Is this a tool to make mySwitch carts taste better?Blockbuster VHS game case?This is straight up a VHScase for your Switch games.So, it supports up to four Switch gamesand four compatible memory cards.- That says 12 Switch games.- What'd I say?- Just for therecord, you said four.It says 12.- 12 games and four memory cards.- I'd also like to remind you thatour audience may or maynot know what VHSs are.- How dare you?I don't know who owns thelicense for Blockbuster anymore,but it feels like justa bit of a cash grab.But let's just see. Let's just see.- You were still around, right?- There's likeone, in, like, Seattle.- And there's a Twitteraccount that still exists.- Well, same way that RadioShacksells crypto or whatever.Oh, it's a little,oh, it's little.That's smaller than a VHS.5555 North Movie Streetin Hollywood, California.There's no Movie Street.I will say they did a pretty good jobof sort of replicating the feel.It's got, like, sortof, the plastic outside,and if I open it up.(packaging pops)- Oh, it even has the pop.- Ooh, yeah.Insert.- There's anotherbox in there, dude.- Found the other part.Look at the quality of this VHS.It actually has, like, some 3D elements.Please remember to rewind.Oh boy.So, we've got ourselvesthe slots for the 12 games,plus four micro SD cards.And then you put it in here,which it locks in, and you close this,and then you can carry aroundyour Nintendo Switch gameswith you everywhere you go.On your way to 5555 North Movie Streetin Hollywood, California.- That is not VHS size.- It's too small.It's like two thirds the size.- So that's like a VHS-C?- It does call itself mini VHS.- Yeah.So like, it's like two thirds the size.You went through all thistrouble to emulate this.Just make it a little bigger.This is 20 bucks.- $20?Oh, that's totally worth it.I mean, is it completelyimpractical and totally dumb?Yeah.But 20 bucks?I was thinking this thing'sgonna be like 50 bucksand a complete rip.This is totally worth $20.It's actually surprisingly well made.Very accurate, if youcan just get by the factthat it's not quite as big asyou thought, which is fine.- Look, if my ex-wifecan't get over that,I shouldn't have to either.- I got a couple friends.Just a couple of them.- We don't count.You pay us.- Yeah.- No, you don't count at all.My buddies Linus and Marqueshave released some YouTuber merch.I'm not going to shamelesslyplug my friends' merchandise.Although I'd love toshow you this new app-Uh, oh, uh.- Mm.- Oh.We're gonna see who does it better.Marques, Linus, or the Banjo Boys.- Check out our new single on iTunesavailable exclusively in Zimbabwe.- So let's start outwith the LTT baby screwdriver for infants.They tried to bribe meby putting my name on the screwdriver.Ready, set.(screwdriver whirring)(tape whirring)Oh, it's almost done.It's almost done, hold on, wait.(tape whirring)This is a regular LTT screwdriver.As you can see, this is much smaller,and it's sort of the samething where you can, like,put all your bits in the handle,which I actually find to be pretty useful.How much is the precision screwdriver?Just so I can have a frame of reference.- The screwdriver's 30 bucks.The bit set is 30 bucks.If you buy them together, $50.- Well, those frosted tipsdon't pay for themselves.All right, my good buddyMr. Marques Brownleehas something to say about this.Marques package numberone is his new 251 shoes.I actually have taken alook at the earlier versionof these in the past,and they were fine.The only thing I really had a problem withwas just they felt kind of cheapy.- It's cool thatthey make infant sizes.(Ken laughs)Oh, geez.- I think it's the bestlooking angle we gotin the whole damn shoot.What the hell?You already got the shoes on?- Yeah.- Wait, he sent you a pair too?- Yeah.- I do think thatthey're comfortable.Like, they definitely like to advertisethat they're good for, like, city wear,and I think that's pretty accurate.- Yeah, they got a little spring to 'emOoh, ooh, you know what though?Hang on.Look at them toe boxes.Look at that, look at that.Watch as I crease it.(bones crunching) Ah.I do think they look nice.I think they look betterthan the originals,'cause to me, the originalslooked too much like Jordan's,except the knockoff version.These have at least a littlebit of their own style.How much are the 251 Lows?- $189.- Oh, I would go for the Nikes.- The third and finalproduct we have, from-- Is it a Cybertruck?- No, it's not a Cybertruck,is a collab with Marques and Ridge.Marques has joined the Ridge teamas, I think, their chief designer?Full transparency here.We have been sponsoredby Ridge in the past,and way before they ever sponsored me,I've been using a Ridge Walletfor, like, three years now.I actually really quite like it.Why is there USB-C cable in the box?There's a micro USB.(USB jingles)I'm unsubscribing.Oh.- Yep.- Honestly, wallets kind of suck.- Called it.- We have a light modeand a dark mode in there.- Oh.- Oh.(group laughing)- All right, let me plugMarques back in with micro USB.(Austin laughs)If only Jimmy would've sentme some delicious Lunchly,I could drink some Primeas I use my Lud bidet. (laughs)We got a couple of the Marquesbranded key ring holders.I also think these are cool,but, you will not be surprised to learn,I got a lot of keys.- The white oneis called light mode.The dark one is called dark mode.- I think he was gonna explain it to meif he didn't run outta battery.- Well, now I get to do it.- We also have two of thesestandard Ridge Wallets,which are, if I have minehere, exactly the same.So I have the titanium one, which,if you take a close look,has been quite beat upover the years of living in my pocket.I actually like these quite a lot.This is the traditional Ridge Wallet,but just like with the keysit has this nice little texture.Oh, this is his new one,which is all leather.So you can basically put acouple cards in the frontand then you put some in the back?No one steal my stuff, okay?You have to really push it.- Mm, push it real good.- Oh.Ah, died too fast.Damn it.Can you gimme some specson what this wallet,this new MKB wallet, is all about?- It's called the Ridge Biflex.- Biflex is a good name.- Full-grain, oil-waxed leather.- How much is the Ridge Biflex.MKBHD Edition Wallet?- The regularMKBHD Ridge Wallet is $95.- Got it.How about the leather one?- Well, do you think that leatheris more or less expensive than that?- Mm, less.- You are correct. $65.- It's interesting.I think I would have tospend some time with it.My thought though isthat the standard walletis a little bit better.So if I was gonna take a winner today,it would be thebanjoboys.com,available today for yourlimited exclusive NFT drops.Get 'em real quickbefore supplies run out.- I'm a banjo boy.- Perfect.This is October 18th,Mystery Tech, take two.(clapperboard clicks)Now, what do I need toknow about this one?Because it seems nefarious.- Next one, what?- This next item.- No, that'sit, we're out of items.- Oh, that's the end ofthe video, we're done?- No, we're done with Mystery Tech.- Okay.- For good, for good.We looked at every item.- That's impressive.- Yeah, like, we're done.After 750 days,- That's a lot of days.- of Mystery Tech,- Yeah.- No more.Here, throw this out sohe doesn't look at any.- Is this when the taxman comes in?- Why are you giving me your trash?- Confiscates the property?And I have to pull out myukulele and busk on the sidewalk,'cause no one wants to watchmy Mystery Tech anymore?- I'm sorry, buddy.We have to put you down.- Oh man, this is sad.I didn't realize, I thought,are you gonna, like, put, like-(glass shattering)Oh, Joanna, is that Mini Roboraptor's leg?- Joanna over herejust desecrating a corpse.- What the heckis going on anymore?- Oh no.Something's up with this guy.Oh my god, his leg is detached.(somber music)(Roboraptor roaring)What is-(Austin screams)(Ken laughs)Oh my god.Oh my god, no!(Roboraptor roaring)No, Roboraptor's come back.Roboraptor, no.No, no, no, no.- (laughing) He's reclaiming what's his.- (laughing) No!(Ken laughs)- No, my Roboraptor!- What was that?(Ken laughs)Oh, wait, wait, he's coming back.He's coming back.Roboraptor, return to us.Is this the ghost?- It's right behind me, isn't it?- Is this theghost of Roboraptor Junior?What is going on right now?- It grew up. (chuckles)- Oh my god, it wants revenge.- Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.I'm sorry. (laughs)Ah, look, look, I know I did some things,but I'm sorry, okay?Ah, good luck!- Oh my god.That's a weapon.We gotta run away.(laughing) I'm running away.(Ken laughs)- Oh my god.(Austin screams)(group laughing)(horn blaring)(glass shattering)- And now it is our company.- So, welcome to Clock Over Media.- Oh, I was gonna say under (duck quacks).- Under (duck quacks)?- (laughs) Oh, sorry.- This was spooky and terrible,but thankfully, the nightmare never ends.Mystery Tech.It'll be back.I don't know, one of these days.Or will it?(suspenseful music)\n"