We Need To Stop Wasting Money on Amazon...

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The Mystery Tech of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

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♪ Spider Pig, Spider Pig ♪♪ Does whatever Spider Pig does ♪

Do you hear that?

That's the sound of a brand new mystery tech! (cheers)

Okay. (laughs)

This is Kraft Macaroni And Cheese.

Deluxe.

It says,

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en♪ Spider Pig, Spider Pig ♪♪ Does whatever Spider Pig does ♪- Do you hear that?That's the sound of abrand new mystery tech!(cheers)Okay.(laughs)This is Kraft Macaroni And Cheese.- Deluxe.- It says, "Old com."(rolls)- Corn.- Old corn in a ... Why isthere an Echo on my desk?Okay, an Amazon box.A glass plate?Is this a microwave?Okay, so if you guys arenot familiar with this,Ken actually did an entirevideo on the main channela few months ago where hewent out to the Amazon event,and took a look at this,the Alexa powered microwave.Whew.Wait, hang on, I don't understand.Do we need the Echo Dot and the microwave?I thought the microwavehad Alexa built in.- No, you need both.- Oh... Okay.So to set this up, I needto press and hold twoon the microwave keypad for four seconds.(microwave beeps)Succ! Succ!(laughs)Off to a great start.Hey (bleep), microwave for ten seconds.(microwave beeps)Ooh.- Ten seconds, power ten.- Okay.What can you do with this, though?For real it'll turn onand off the microwave,but isn't that always easier to just,reach over and do yourself?I still have to go put the stuffin the microwave, right?- So, put the mac and cheese in.- What, oh,you can't just put the mac and cheese in.- Yeah you gotta like, put the water in.- You know what I mean.(laughs)Cook macaroni and cheese in the microwave.- For how long?- Two minutes?(microwave beeps)- Two minutes, power ten.- Okay.You know what?It's kinda useless, not reallypractical, but it's cool.Oh, dude.This could go horribly wrong!If you live with someone who's a (bleep),they're gonna makeeverything burn forever.(laughs)(bleep)- Add 30 minutes to the microwave.- No.(microwave beeps)No!- 30 minutes added.- Woo, yeah, there we go.That's a little aggressivebut that's okay.Okay, it's a little toowatery, I will admit.(slurps)(laughs)- How do youmess up making Easy Mac?- Oh, look.Something for me to do a video onas I eat my mac and cheese.The Tivoo Smart PixelArt Bluetooth Speaker.(thuds)Is there a reason why you just put theRed Hydrogen down on the desk?I mean, you know what,I will say this does look kind of cool.I mean, it's straight-uplike a retro 50s TV.♪ How much money you got ♪♪ How much money you got ♪♪ How much ♪- Hey guys, this is Austin.This little box doesn't look like much,but inside is one of strangest toys-- There we go, that's the move.You know what?It's not the most practicalthing in the world,but it does sound prettydecent as a Bluetooth speaker.Importantly, the build qualityand the look is totally on point.It looks really nice,and I mean the pixel stuff is interesting.If it was me, I'd probably just set itto one thing and forget about it.But, yeah, not bad.(chews)Hey, can you just letme eat my mac and cheesefor like, one second please?- My mac and cheese.- Thank you, your mac and cheese."The Carbo Tenor CompositeDynamic Headphones."Last time Ken brought someheadphones out for mystery techhe had the excellent Final E4000which are still in my bag to this day.Now, are these actually as good orwhat's the deal with these?- They are 40 dollars and they'resupposed to be fantastic.- 40 dollars?Alright, I'm guessingyou got these in Japan?- No.- Really.- Amazon.- Oh, okay.This is all in Japanese.Alright, let's see what you got.Well, first of all, there's asurprising amount of isolation.Like, that's not bad without anything going on.You know what I also like?This is kinda like lowkey sort of thing.These fit really well in my ears.Partially because they're smaller earbuds,but those are really solid.Something I have a lot of problems with,especially when I'm dealing with earbudsis when I'm trying to eatwhile listening to musicthey always work their way out.This is such a nice solid seal.Wow, that is superweird, I totally thoughtthat was the speaker on the phone.What, hold on.Are you hearing this?What?- I don't hear that at all.- It legit sounds like I'mlistening to the phone speaker.Oh, wait a minute, hang on.What's the Red doing?Red's doing something.- Oh, right.- Audio 3D, that's what it is.I'm like, this audiosounds so bizarre and weird'cause the Hydrogen isturning it into 3D audio.Hang on, let's do it normally.Yeah!Ken, you're two for two on this one.These headphones are dope.40 dollars?40 dollars on US Amazon?- Yes.- Easy.- So you're holdingthe Red Hydrogen there?- Yes, I mean you gave it to me.- Yeah, what do you think about it?- Oh, let's not go there.- Why?- Because, this is actually originally in amystery tech months ago,but I was very disappointedand we cut that part out of the video.- Did you ever use the camera?- A little bit yeah, it was not very good.Why are you asking me so many questions?Is someone who worksfor Red about to pop outand arrest me or something?- We might havefound a way to improve it.- Okay, by using a real Red camera?(thud)Sony, is this a smartwatch?The DSC-QX10?What is this?Oh, this thing!Wow, I totally forgot about this.This is like RX100 in a lens shapethat you attach to theback of the camera, right?How much was this?You said you got it used,this came out a few years ago.- We found it for 200 bucks.(grunts)- This is not gonna fit, is it?This is like 3/4 the size of Red Hydrogenthis is not gonna fit.(scoffs)No.- Crazy idea, if that comes offget some double sided tape.- No, no.- Yeah, yeah.- Terrible idea.- So what to do is.- Right in the middle, man,just don't cover up thelens, 'cause we needto actually take photos with the lens.Okay.Interchangeable lenses on your Red,now reality thanks to Mr. Bolido.Okay, let's see what 10xoptical zoom looks like.(laughs)This is hot garbage,man, this is not good.This is really dumb, don't do this ever.(thumps)Nike, okay.What's from Nike.(rustle)What?Is this a Playstation backpack?Okay, alright, you're definitely gonnasteal this though, aren't you?175 dollars I see, is that whatyou actually paid for this?- Yes.- Oh, wow, actually got it at retail.- Never buy over retail.- You know what, don't buy over retail.Good job, Ken, good job.Who's signature is that?Should I know who that is?Paul George.Paul George and Playstation?- They're also the Nike sneakers.- Oh, the sneakers thatKev did a video on?- Building theultimate Playstation 1.- Inside the backpack?Oh!