A Day in the Life of a Hunter-Gatherer: A Journal Entry

It's a really absolute unit of a spear, that thing works it disappeared it's gone, your spirit disappeared no the deer oh just I just got a squirrel mark we could eat some squirrel I killed a rabbit good work buddy thank you first try deer ah damn it guys I'm apparently carrying a human head you're dead now I did it I did it guys I killed that deer dead I am starting to never mind I'm sure I just landed that spear in the base that was a good throw cooking human head he's good he's good he's eating ahead fix the skateboard the way no one gets that reference everyone gets it because I make it every day I you know I get that reference I appreciate that I don't get it why can't I eat this head I can't do it I can't do it what would you eat what would you eat of a head look I don't know the oh god oh no god oh god I ate the head oh god oh what would you eat of a head did I eat the head what part of the head did you eat did it it's still in the fire for me I don't think maybe you only ate one cheek wrong all right so where's the next cave at nerds okay so ready to murder if we go basically across the river and keep going straight it's in the big village that is down there but we could go to bed first if you guys would prefer oh we could sleep yeah yeah we could definitely sleep we should probably say go ahead and save the game right now yeah we should go ahead and save the game I want to go and save the game right now all right welcome really glad I ate all that food to be hungry again to start the day okay we got lots of food food's not a problem here keep equipping the food and not eating it which is very strange our berries are still never growing berries I picked them I was able to harvest them never mind I guess I just never got berries if you walk to the middle of this patch that I'm in you should be able to get like a whole thing fine I don't have a berry bag you're just not a dumb idiot okay my fearless leader Mark which way is the thing we go across the bridge and then we just keep going until we get to the big village it's in the big village which bridge the good bridge or our little bridge either bridge where's my little bridge oh my god oh my gosh little bridge little bridge died that's fine it's fine oh there's a raft hey you guys remember there's a raft yeah yeah and how super beautiful that is yeah why is it still night didn't we go to bed we slept the day away man oh my god the katana harvest sticks so efficiently dudes oh yeah oh okay well we hit a snag on the cliff face here I think I went the wrong way to get up at this is the same close face we spent hours at before oh my god left was not the correct way to go to get up the cliff oh no he didn't oh god what's this idiot in charge I don't know I'm trying to oh my god I gotta go a okay hey look we're up on the cliff now so there should be a village here if it was daytime we'd be able to see it oh here poison berries I don't have a bag so I can't i can't collect but right here want to take i see a berry collection here but I can't actually see the berries I don't know what kind these are these good or bad boys that's their eat guys I ate them maybe chop it down maybe that would collect it good call ah is this good or bad are these good or bad berries white is bad white is bad I don't I just don't see berries it says eat eat I don't see they're very clear wait I need one more to make a point there's another bush by me there's another bush by me oh I didn't collect them oh I don't know there's all kinds of bad berries yeah I can't collect them because I don't have a bag but yeah feel free to harvest now we've got bad berries okay I can't collect them either I can only eat them or trap them down well that doesn't make any sense oh Mark there's remnants of a village here yeah where is this i wish I could see i wish I could see okay this is a village if only it wasn't nighttime somewhere in here there's an entrance specific aha here got it found it I haven't found it yet Mark okay I'm restocking on my cloth though that's good ah I broke your chairs um there's a person over here stuffed with tennis balls yeah I found this before there's a guy over here who's absolutely been sacrificed we should go in the hole they're coming you

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enpreviously on the forest we should go to a cave but where are them oh found it god here mark you find it yeah i did oh he has arms no there are no arms on this dude no no the one orphan oh that dude all right actually this is perfect this is perfect this part yeah oh damn we got tnt dynamite i got something better wait wait we got molotov watch out bob i'm gonna throw another yeah yeah got him oh they're all dead can we get through this oh yeah oh yeah secret oh god holy crap i want to close the doors i would like to close the doors oh my god okay he's like stuck over there we go back that was a horrible surprise that might have been that's like one of the scariest things that has ever happened to me in all my years of playing horror games i need to build a fire i'm gonna die holy hey mark i'm going to sit with you by your campfire yeah come on wow dude look at this god in heaven we missed a katana says chad we missed a katana well that sounds pretty cool should we go back and get it yeah they go dude we need to get the katada right was it down the path that i was going it might be this one is this where you were yeah there's also the path way back when well yeah we'll get to it i'm not in too big of a hurry to go to where we were just going if i'm honest yeah you know i'm not super concerned about that path well wait it'll have it all sorted by the time we get done who pitches ah pictures hey dynamite oh yes hey pictures and dynamite hey guys uh there's uh it's a tight squeeze over here oh yeah i can find it yeah i'm coming okay there's a more dynamite that's good yes okay more dynamite that's always good this says high explosive i just tried to chop the high explosive bags oh oh bob what but don't run out as fast as you can is this a cave you came out of before us is a different one no this is different i was lower down oh wow what is it at the bottom there's a little it's like a corpse of some kind is that what the helicopter is that a helicopter oh my god it's so far down is that like there's like a sideways destroyed helicopter oh yeah i didn't recognize what it was okay well i don't want to be on that ledge oh wait i'm like full of dynamite yeah over here but i'm gonna go chuck a dynamite at the dude i'm gonna run backwards to the other path that i saw and see if i find the katana that way yeah i'll keep working on the dude you guys go look for those um and then we'll meet back up whoever has the most valuable thing if i light this and uh it uh it goes off in my hand what does that do for me probably not great probably my degrees painful death oh where are you at buddy oh where is he oh god where is he maybe he's dead so i got a good pops over here i hear some gurglies oh there it is oh my god what are you doing buddy oh i don't like it laughs oh wow can it not go past this point for some reason oh god oh my god oh my god oh nice ass i hope it doesn't move it's moving all right mark i'm good don't worry about me don't die i would never we're in this together wade this thing is really tough all right there's no katana i've been betrayed and lied to oh go inside the kingdom wait get inside oh you oh you guys okay what are you guys looking at and what are you dealing with we found a way out but there was people waiting for us and they're naked okay how far do i have to go people were saying now it may be where we entered i don't know man i feel lied too i've thrown four pieces of dynamite this thing and it has yet to die these things are tough my god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god where does it stop oh god we're just in no no no oh it blew oh i did it oh gross oh my god when it finally goes it goes oh god oh dude i'm rich okay i've never seen this much money in my life okay oh god oh god i'm not seeing anything in this area i found the sword oh my god you found a sword that's great where am i going oh god oh god god i did not oh god oh god oh my god yeah i know mark it's so exciting oh yeah i'm coming for the sword just save one for me okay save one for me mark you definitely gotta get over here where are you which way did you go all the way to the entrance basically where we fought the first monster there's hairspray you can use with a lighter mark there's so much stuff i'm on the way i ended up killing the big guy but there are more um not big guys but there's more guys oh no bob there's another there's another chainsaw wall over here oh i'm here i'm with it am i going the right way how far back was this so like right here is where you go okay oh we were right next to it there's so much look at my sword mark that's a nice sword man you're about to be your mind is about to wrinkle your brain is about to absolutely implode on itself with the riches that await you okay all right okay okay check out this box nice whoa right right right this is dope as hell oh katana yeah damn this is dope uh there's meds there's food and trees there's water like there's so many water need here wow if you get a little rolex dude this is sick there's a flashlight flashlight the flashlight oh like you plastic torch oh hello heads so it does how do i use that you have to go into your thing and equip it it just turns on there's so much random on the left side it's on the left side over here oh it's got a battery oh my god oh that's just way better yeah where's the battery if you hover over it in your inventory it'll say uh i'll switch off of it for now then save it for later yeah i'll uh i'll switch back to the lighter oh no yeah if you equip that it just gets that out automatically let's see go ahead and equip the lighter shall we oh yeah i gotta switch to the lighter oh does the katana craft into something what would you poison the weapon you put cloth on it and turn it into one you can make it be poison oh my god wait i'm gonna tr i'm gonna make a fiery katana oh you can't you lied to me you lied you'd think it would be possible though one more twin berry i could have poisoned katana that's great man all right fyi people over here they may have gone back up but the further you go here the more people you will find we got this katanas out baby between katanas and chainsaw we can't lose it's pretty okay i see a dude he's about to get cut wham oh god is it a one shot one kill it is not uh many hits many hits ah many hits really smacking you up there mark you think this is yeah well all right maybe i should learn how to block oh my god stuff comes out right hanging corpses the block what does it oh my god oh my god it's just half holy crap yeah well it got katana in half oh money falls out guys they're corpseatas happy birthday so which way are we going mark's other way up here there's more up here but i think it's just a way out but i just wanted to make sure are some there's a rope down there's a climbing rope to go down down here well there's this is just yeah yeah big dude oh why me learn to block two of them taking the left one he's pinned oh yeah he's unlocked yeah i think the thing about the katana is it takes like no stamina so you can just keep stunning them you guys are just bouncing them back and forth oh and oh oh is he dead hey guys you can chop bits off really really dissected them i just want to remove the head so they don't get back up from their magical shaman i removed all the limbs so that's probably pretty effective yeah i uh i chopped a head off so i think i'm good i think i'm a good person they don't have any legs they can't really do anything to us you know oh wow guys come over here it's a real corpse pinata party look at the corpse yeah outs this doesn't feel right guys this feels a lot of money guys this one's paying out look at those ropes and gasoline someone said we could burn these bodies too and get both bones oh oh here's a picture in here something i can't pick it up can you pick that up no no no bob please don't wedge me in here bob please oh my god wait come in here wait come into the tent quickly okay damn it i was trying okay where did you say you went that went oh right here oh over here right oh oh down i'm down today baby guys come in here all right right crack i am uh okay nothing under the waterfall no secrets no that's pretty disappointing honestly um there's a waterfall should always have secret layers behind them that's what i'm saying yeah every waterfall in every waterfall exists in a game without having a secret behind it it's always so disappointing when there isn't i know oh hey oh we're me huh it's my turn huh that's right get it get it no each other uh i don't know i don't think so don't worry guys i got this actually from what i remember about friendly fire i think maybe yes we absolutely can okay didn't i kill you with the chainsaw i'm sure it happened i hear grumping oh yeah another one guys where over here oh he's coming he's scampering he's scampering hey that wasn't my best move so what's the big thing we're looking for in this cave the map uh yeah map something else i know it's not just the cantana there was another path remember wait a while back you were like oh do you go left or right and then you went down my way that i went bob you went down that way already didn't you no i'm the way bob went not the bat way but there was another way bob did did that lead to a dead end or yeah it dead ended okay well then i don't know well there's the rope up that we thought was the way out here maybe that leads further no that'd probably be an exit i mean this might just be the end of it we've explored a fair amount could be let me let me double check let me double check because i think there was a there was a list of what was in the caves too oh katana flashlight that's the only thing's in this cave okay we're good where am i oh god please don't leave me behind bye mark my dude obama guys my guys boys boys don't leave me boys climbing up the rope leaving mark behind actually it's okay bob you have to deal with that then i'm pretty sure i'm okay you can hear it just as much as i can it's not like you're further away from no no it's all echoey and distant for me it's it's it's very uh very very honestly it's pretty beautiful i'm super into that yeah okay i think though if we go in cave number two that's the one that's going to have the map and the other things you know mark i think you should navigate us to that all right you guys oh son of a oh where are we mark hey wait where are you behind where are you oh i was exploring the little village friends friends you guys want to help yeah one of them throwing fire rocks at me oh god all right time i'm dying oh not today not today not today i'm dead bye no no oh you're on fire oh my god how do i pick you up i'm all the way dead yeah there you go oh thanks spreading a while away from the bad guys all right being on fire seems to seems to do a number on you so i need some meat to eat i might have a body right here you can grab a leg no no it's pretty good well i'm going to head back get some oh yeah yeah more over here i'm coming i'm coming let's get him man let's get him getting three more three more there's a lot more there seems to be an ever increasing number stop attacking our bob yeah will not divide us oh he didn't attack me he's coming for you no one's leaving that's right you better run tell them he's bringing out with his i loved him in the beginning of prometheus i killed him super fast he might be getting better stronger faster that's right you better run if we ever come back we'll kill you okay i'm gonna go home yeah and get some meat yeah let's restock reconfigure the plan and then build another bridge and then move on to the okay i found a douche bag over here oh you guys got it yeah i believe in you this one has a helmet of some kind helmet why did i do this cloth wrapped around their face for some reason for flammability what what what hello i don't know you find something work are you just responding hey we're communicating i'm starting to learn these people guys are you having fun i thought we were going home guys we're just massacring this entire population sweet shot oh god it ducked right what a god damn you oh it went so far oh god maybe you shouldn't throw yours oh my god maybe the lesson to be alone is obvious and you should have grounded it look how far my spear was i'm i'm standing where i picked it up uh it just couldn't have been more perfect wait wait wait i'm gonna get it watch this god i hate spears they make no sense they're your spear is so big oh my god big lovely spear how many viewers out there would love to be impaled by mark spear let us know there got it jesus pop up hills i'm feeling good are you high on the drug dude i am higher than a butterfly on the 4th of july why did it run away you will not run i'm going to kill anything mark where's the next cave i wasn't paying attention during cave school hey mark how you doing i'm fine i will get this deer and we will eat vivaciously it's getting very far away mark tonight well it's good because i throw it very far oh it's a really absolute unit of a spear truck that works it disappeared it's gone your spirit disappeared no the deer oh just i just got a squirrel mark we could eat some squirrel i killed a rabbit good work buddy thank you first try deer ah damn it guys i'm apparently carrying a human head you're dead now i did it i did it guys i killed that deer dead i am starting to never mind i'm sure i just landed that spear in the base that was a good throw cooking human head he's good he's good he's eating ahead fix the skateboard the way no one gets that reference everyone gets it because i make it every day i you know i get that reference i appreciate that i don't get it why can't i eat this head i can't do it i can't do it what would you eat what would you eat of a head look i don't know the oh god oh no god oh god i ate the head oh god oh what would you eat of a head did i eat the head what part of the head did you eat did it it's still in the fire for me i don't think maybe you only ate one cheek wrong all right so where's the next cave at nerds okay so ready to murder if we go basically across the river and keep going straight it's in the big village that is down there but we could go to bed first if you guys would prefer oh we could sleep yeah yeah we could definitely sleep we should probably say go ahead and save the game right now yeah we should go ahead and save the game i want to go and save the game right now all right welcome really glad i ate all that food to be hungry again to start the day okay we got lots of food food's not a problem here keep equipping the food and not eating it which is very strange our berries are still never growing berries i picked them i was able to harvest them never mind i guess i just never got berries if you walk to the middle of this patch that i'm in you should be able to get like a whole thing fine i don't have a berry bag you're just not a dumb idiot okay my fearless leader mark which way is the thing we go across the bridge and then we just keep going until we get to the big village it's in the big village which bridge the good bridge or our little bridge either bridge where's my little bridge oh my god oh my gosh little bridge little bridge died that's fine it's fine oh there's a raft hey you guys remember there's a raft yeah yeah and how super beautiful that is yeah why is it still night didn't we go to bed we slept the day away man oh my god the katana harvest sticks so efficiently dudes oh yeah oh okay well we hit a snag on the cliff face here i think i went the wrong way to get up at this is the same close face we spent hours at before oh my god left was not the correct way to go to get up the cliff oh no he didn't oh god what's this idiot in charge i don't know i'm trying to oh my god i gotta go a okay hey look we're up on the cliff now so there should be a village here if it was daytime we'd be able to see it oh here poison berries i don't have a bag so i can't i can't collect but right here want to take i see a berry collection here but i can't actually see the berries i don't know what kind these are these good or bad boys that's their eat guys i ate them maybe chop it down maybe that would collect it good call ah is this good or bad are these good or bad berries white is bad white is bad i don't i just don't see berries it says eat eat i don't see they're very clear wait i need one more to make a point there's another bush by me there's another bush by me oh i didn't collect them oh i don't know there's all kinds of bad berries yeah i can't collect them because i don't have a bag but yeah feel free to harvest now we've got bad berries okay i can't collect them either i can only eat them or trap them down well that doesn't make any sense oh mark there's remnants of a village here yeah where is this i wish i could see i wish i could see okay this is a village if only it wasn't nighttime somewhere in here there's an entrance specific aha here got it found it i haven't found it yet mark okay i'm restocking on my cloth though that's good ah i broke your chairs um there's a person over here stuffed with tennis balls yeah i found this before there's a guy over here who's absolutely been sacrificed we should go in the hole they're coming youpreviously on the forest we should go to a cave but where are them oh found it god here mark you find it yeah i did oh he has arms no there are no arms on this dude no no the one orphan oh that dude all right actually this is perfect this is perfect this part yeah oh damn we got tnt dynamite i got something better wait wait we got molotov watch out bob i'm gonna throw another yeah yeah got him oh they're all dead can we get through this oh yeah oh yeah secret oh god holy crap i want to close the doors i would like to close the doors oh my god okay he's like stuck over there we go back that was a horrible surprise that might have been that's like one of the scariest things that has ever happened to me in all my years of playing horror games i need to build a fire i'm gonna die holy hey mark i'm going to sit with you by your campfire yeah come on wow dude look at this god in heaven we missed a katana says chad we missed a katana well that sounds pretty cool should we go back and get it yeah they go dude we need to get the katada right was it down the path that i was going it might be this one is this where you were yeah there's also the path way back when well yeah we'll get to it i'm not in too big of a hurry to go to where we were just going if i'm honest yeah you know i'm not super concerned about that path well wait it'll have it all sorted by the time we get done who pitches ah pictures hey dynamite oh yes hey pictures and dynamite hey guys uh there's uh it's a tight squeeze over here oh yeah i can find it yeah i'm coming okay there's a more dynamite that's good yes okay more dynamite that's always good this says high explosive i just tried to chop the high explosive bags oh oh bob what but don't run out as fast as you can is this a cave you came out of before us is a different one no this is different i was lower down oh wow what is it at the bottom there's a little it's like a corpse of some kind is that what the helicopter is that a helicopter oh my god it's so far down is that like there's like a sideways destroyed helicopter oh yeah i didn't recognize what it was okay well i don't want to be on that ledge oh wait i'm like full of dynamite yeah over here but i'm gonna go chuck a dynamite at the dude i'm gonna run backwards to the other path that i saw and see if i find the katana that way yeah i'll keep working on the dude you guys go look for those um and then we'll meet back up whoever has the most valuable thing if i light this and uh it uh it goes off in my hand what does that do for me probably not great probably my degrees painful death oh where are you at buddy oh where is he oh god where is he maybe he's dead so i got a good pops over here i hear some gurglies oh there it is oh my god what are you doing buddy oh i don't like it laughs oh wow can it not go past this point for some reason oh god oh my god oh my god oh nice ass i hope it doesn't move it's moving all right mark i'm good don't worry about me don't die i would never we're in this together wade this thing is really tough all right there's no katana i've been betrayed and lied to oh go inside the kingdom wait get inside oh you oh you guys okay what are you guys looking at and what are you dealing with we found a way out but there was people waiting for us and they're naked okay how far do i have to go people were saying now it may be where we entered i don't know man i feel lied too i've thrown four pieces of dynamite this thing and it has yet to die these things are tough my god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god where does it stop oh god we're just in no no no oh it blew oh i did it oh gross oh my god when it finally goes it goes oh god oh dude i'm rich okay i've never seen this much money in my life okay oh god oh god i'm not seeing anything in this area i found the sword oh my god you found a sword that's great where am i going oh god oh god god i did not oh god oh god oh my god yeah i know mark it's so exciting oh yeah i'm coming for the sword just save one for me okay save one for me mark you definitely gotta get over here where are you which way did you go all the way to the entrance basically where we fought the first monster there's hairspray you can use with a lighter mark there's so much stuff i'm on the way i ended up killing the big guy but there are more um not big guys but there's more guys oh no bob there's another there's another chainsaw wall over here oh i'm here i'm with it am i going the right way how far back was this so like right here is where you go okay oh we were right next to it there's so much look at my sword mark that's a nice sword man you're about to be your mind is about to wrinkle your brain is about to absolutely implode on itself with the riches that await you okay all right okay okay check out this box nice whoa right right right this is dope as hell oh katana yeah damn this is dope uh there's meds there's food and trees there's water like there's so many water need here wow if you get a little rolex dude this is sick there's a flashlight flashlight the flashlight oh like you plastic torch oh hello heads so it does how do i use that you have to go into your thing and equip it it just turns on there's so much random on the left side it's on the left side over here oh it's got a battery oh my god oh that's just way better yeah where's the battery if you hover over it in your inventory it'll say uh i'll switch off of it for now then save it for later yeah i'll uh i'll switch back to the lighter oh no yeah if you equip that it just gets that out automatically let's see go ahead and equip the lighter shall we oh yeah i gotta switch to the lighter oh does the katana craft into something what would you poison the weapon you put cloth on it and turn it into one you can make it be poison oh my god wait i'm gonna tr i'm gonna make a fiery katana oh you can't you lied to me you lied you'd think it would be possible though one more twin berry i could have poisoned katana that's great man all right fyi people over here they may have gone back up but the further you go here the more people you will find we got this katanas out baby between katanas and chainsaw we can't lose it's pretty okay i see a dude he's about to get cut wham oh god is it a one shot one kill it is not uh many hits many hits ah many hits really smacking you up there mark you think this is yeah well all right maybe i should learn how to block oh my god stuff comes out right hanging corpses the block what does it oh my god oh my god it's just half holy crap yeah well it got katana in half oh money falls out guys they're corpseatas happy birthday so which way are we going mark's other way up here there's more up here but i think it's just a way out but i just wanted to make sure are some there's a rope down there's a climbing rope to go down down here well there's this is just yeah yeah big dude oh why me learn to block two of them taking the left one he's pinned oh yeah he's unlocked yeah i think the thing about the katana is it takes like no stamina so you can just keep stunning them you guys are just bouncing them back and forth oh and oh oh is he dead hey guys you can chop bits off really really dissected them i just want to remove the head so they don't get back up from their magical shaman i removed all the limbs so that's probably pretty effective yeah i uh i chopped a head off so i think i'm good i think i'm a good person they don't have any legs they can't really do anything to us you know oh wow guys come over here it's a real corpse pinata party look at the corpse yeah outs this doesn't feel right guys this feels a lot of money guys this one's paying out look at those ropes and gasoline someone said we could burn these bodies too and get both bones oh oh here's a picture in here something i can't pick it up can you pick that up no no no bob please don't wedge me in here bob please oh my god wait come in here wait come into the tent quickly okay damn it i was trying okay where did you say you went that went oh right here oh over here right oh oh down i'm down today baby guys come in here all right right crack i am uh okay nothing under the waterfall no secrets no that's pretty disappointing honestly um there's a waterfall should always have secret layers behind them that's what i'm saying yeah every waterfall in every waterfall exists in a game without having a secret behind it it's always so disappointing when there isn't i know oh hey oh we're me huh it's my turn huh that's right get it get it no each other uh i don't know i don't think so don't worry guys i got this actually from what i remember about friendly fire i think maybe yes we absolutely can okay didn't i kill you with the chainsaw i'm sure it happened i hear grumping oh yeah another one guys where over here oh he's coming he's scampering he's scampering hey that wasn't my best move so what's the big thing we're looking for in this cave the map uh yeah map something else i know it's not just the cantana there was another path remember wait a while back you were like oh do you go left or right and then you went down my way that i went bob you went down that way already didn't you no i'm the way bob went not the bat way but there was another way bob did did that lead to a dead end or yeah it dead ended okay well then i don't know well there's the rope up that we thought was the way out here maybe that leads further no that'd probably be an exit i mean this might just be the end of it we've explored a fair amount could be let me let me double check let me double check because i think there was a there was a list of what was in the caves too oh katana flashlight that's the only thing's in this cave okay we're good where am i oh god please don't leave me behind bye mark my dude obama guys my guys boys boys don't leave me boys climbing up the rope leaving mark behind actually it's okay bob you have to deal with that then i'm pretty sure i'm okay you can hear it just as much as i can it's not like you're further away from no no it's all echoey and distant for me it's it's it's very uh very very honestly it's pretty beautiful i'm super into that yeah okay i think though if we go in cave number two that's the one that's going to have the map and the other things you know mark i think you should navigate us to that all right you guys oh son of a oh where are we mark hey wait where are you behind where are you oh i was exploring the little village friends friends you guys want to help yeah one of them throwing fire rocks at me oh god all right time i'm dying oh not today not today not today i'm dead bye no no oh you're on fire oh my god how do i pick you up i'm all the way dead yeah there you go oh thanks spreading a while away from the bad guys all right being on fire seems to seems to do a number on you so i need some meat to eat i might have a body right here you can grab a leg no no it's pretty good well i'm going to head back get some oh yeah yeah more over here i'm coming i'm coming let's get him man let's get him getting three more three more there's a lot more there seems to be an ever increasing number stop attacking our bob yeah will not divide us oh he didn't attack me he's coming for you no one's leaving that's right you better run tell them he's bringing out with his i loved him in the beginning of prometheus i killed him super fast he might be getting better stronger faster that's right you better run if we ever come back we'll kill you okay i'm gonna go home yeah and get some meat yeah let's restock reconfigure the plan and then build another bridge and then move on to the okay i found a douche bag over here oh you guys got it yeah i believe in you this one has a helmet of some kind helmet why did i do this cloth wrapped around their face for some reason for flammability what what what hello i don't know you find something work are you just responding hey we're communicating i'm starting to learn these people guys are you having fun i thought we were going home guys we're just massacring this entire population sweet shot oh god it ducked right what a god damn you oh it went so far oh god maybe you shouldn't throw yours oh my god maybe the lesson to be alone is obvious and you should have grounded it look how far my spear was i'm i'm standing where i picked it up uh it just couldn't have been more perfect wait wait wait i'm gonna get it watch this god i hate spears they make no sense they're your spear is so big oh my god big lovely spear how many viewers out there would love to be impaled by mark spear let us know there got it jesus pop up hills i'm feeling good are you high on the drug dude i am higher than a butterfly on the 4th of july why did it run away you will not run i'm going to kill anything mark where's the next cave i wasn't paying attention during cave school hey mark how you doing i'm fine i will get this deer and we will eat vivaciously it's getting very far away mark tonight well it's good because i throw it very far oh it's a really absolute unit of a spear truck that works it disappeared it's gone your spirit disappeared no the deer oh just i just got a squirrel mark we could eat some squirrel i killed a rabbit good work buddy thank you first try deer ah damn it guys i'm apparently carrying a human head you're dead now i did it i did it guys i killed that deer dead i am starting to never mind i'm sure i just landed that spear in the base that was a good throw cooking human head he's good he's good he's eating ahead fix the skateboard the way no one gets that reference everyone gets it because i make it every day i you know i get that reference i appreciate that i don't get it why can't i eat this head i can't do it i can't do it what would you eat what would you eat of a head look i don't know the oh god oh no god oh god i ate the head oh god oh what would you eat of a head did i eat the head what part of the head did you eat did it it's still in the fire for me i don't think maybe you only ate one cheek wrong all right so where's the next cave at nerds okay so ready to murder if we go basically across the river and keep going straight it's in the big village that is down there but we could go to bed first if you guys would prefer oh we could sleep yeah yeah we could definitely sleep we should probably say go ahead and save the game right now yeah we should go ahead and save the game i want to go and save the game right now all right welcome really glad i ate all that food to be hungry again to start the day okay we got lots of food food's not a problem here keep equipping the food and not eating it which is very strange our berries are still never growing berries i picked them i was able to harvest them never mind i guess i just never got berries if you walk to the middle of this patch that i'm in you should be able to get like a whole thing fine i don't have a berry bag you're just not a dumb idiot okay my fearless leader mark which way is the thing we go across the bridge and then we just keep going until we get to the big village it's in the big village which bridge the good bridge or our little bridge either bridge where's my little bridge oh my god oh my gosh little bridge little bridge died that's fine it's fine oh there's a raft hey you guys remember there's a raft yeah yeah and how super beautiful that is yeah why is it still night didn't we go to bed we slept the day away man oh my god the katana harvest sticks so efficiently dudes oh yeah oh okay well we hit a snag on the cliff face here i think i went the wrong way to get up at this is the same close face we spent hours at before oh my god left was not the correct way to go to get up the cliff oh no he didn't oh god what's this idiot in charge i don't know i'm trying to oh my god i gotta go a okay hey look we're up on the cliff now so there should be a village here if it was daytime we'd be able to see it oh here poison berries i don't have a bag so i can't i can't collect but right here want to take i see a berry collection here but i can't actually see the berries i don't know what kind these are these good or bad boys that's their eat guys i ate them maybe chop it down maybe that would collect it good call ah is this good or bad are these good or bad berries white is bad white is bad i don't i just don't see berries it says eat eat i don't see they're very clear wait i need one more to make a point there's another bush by me there's another bush by me oh i didn't collect them oh i don't know there's all kinds of bad berries yeah i can't collect them because i don't have a bag but yeah feel free to harvest now we've got bad berries okay i can't collect them either i can only eat them or trap them down well that doesn't make any sense oh mark there's remnants of a village here yeah where is this i wish i could see i wish i could see okay this is a village if only it wasn't nighttime somewhere in here there's an entrance specific aha here got it found it i haven't found it yet mark okay i'm restocking on my cloth though that's good ah i broke your chairs um there's a person over here stuffed with tennis balls yeah i found this before there's a guy over here who's absolutely been sacrificed we should go in the hole they're coming you\n"