Getting Rid of Clothes: A Master Closet Conundrum

As I was getting ready for the day, my partner mentioned that they wanted to get rid of some clothes. "Yeah, getting rid of clothes was part of the equation," they said, but then quickly added, "getting rid of the shirts you don't wear." It seemed like a simple task, but as we began to sort through my closet, it became apparent that this wasn't going to be an easy process.

I love Jinx t-shirts, and 99% of my wardrobe is actually made up of these. "So Soft" they're very soft, comfortable, and tagless - if it ain't soft, I ain't putting it on," I joked with my partner. They smiled and said, "Well, you got to get rid of some T-shirts not all of them." But as we started to sort through the clothes, it became clear that this was going to be a challenge.

As we worked through the closet, my partner couldn't help but tease me about my love for Jinx t-shirts. They joked that I must have been born with a "Jinx gene" and that they were now having to acquire new items just to keep up with my wardrobe. I laughed and said, "Hey, someone's got to keep the brand alive!" But deep down, I knew that this was going to be an ongoing battle.

As we delved deeper into the closet, my partner discovered a stash of old clothes that they had been meaning to get rid of for months. "You're like a hoarder," I teased them, but then quickly realized that maybe I wasn't so different after all. We ended up having to sort through a bunch of old clothes together, and it was actually kind of fun.

Just as we were starting to make progress, my phone started buzzing with notifications from online shopping sites. "Hey, you need Flats today," my partner said, referring to the fact that it had been cold outside all day. I laughed and said, "You're right, I do need something warm." But then they dropped another bombshell - "I think it's just you, though. You got lucky." Lucky? What did they mean by that?

As we continued to sort through the clothes, my partner mentioned that they had gotten some new packages in the mail. They showed me a card from Ross, which was addressed to them and Chris and Diana. I asked if they knew who it was from, but they just shrugged and said, "I think it's someone we know." It seemed like they were being secretive about it, so I decided not to pry.

As the day went on, my partner mentioned that they had been thinking a lot about Vlogs lately. They talked about how much they loved connecting with our audience and sharing their thoughts and experiences with us. "It's kind of like buying one get one free dinner," they joked. I laughed and said, "I think you're right - it is!"

Just then, my partner mentioned that they had been thinking about the weather a lot lately. They said that it had been gray all day and that they missed their favorite bacon-wrapped stuffed jalapenos from last night's dinner at a restaurant. They even joked that maybe we should have left there with some credit card information so we could pay for everything without drawing attention to ourselves.

As we continued to chat, my partner mentioned that they had almost stiffed the waiter the other day when we went back into the restaurant to pay for our meal. "We walked out and totally didn't pay," I said, laughing. But then they explained that they had realized they must have forgotten to pay earlier, so they went back in and paid with their credit card. It was kind of embarrassing, but also kind of funny.

Just as we were wrapping up the conversation, my partner mentioned that they loved watching our videos and following us on social media. They said that it's like having a virtual hangout session every day, and that I'm their favorite Vlogger (besides me, of course!). "You're always so witty and funny," they said. I beamed with pride - it meant the world to me that my partner enjoyed our content.

As we continued to chat, my partner mentioned that they had found a coupon for cake and ice cream in one of the packages from Ross. They pulled out the coupon and showed it to me, saying "I'm afraid to show you what's on the other side of the card." I teased them a bit about being cautious, but deep down, I knew that it was probably just something silly.

Just as we were getting into the Vlog vibe, my partner mentioned that they had received a package from Hawkeye, which included lip balm. They showed me the label and said "moose smooch cute." It seemed like a random gift, but I loved the thoughtfulness behind it.

As the day went on, we talked about all sorts of things - our favorite TV shows, our love for online shopping, and even our secret crushes (just kidding!). But amidst all the banter and jokes, my partner reminded me that we need to work through the clutter in our closet together. "We're going to have to sort through this stuff together," they said.

As I looked around at the mess of clothes and shoes, I knew that it was going to be a long process. But with my partner by my side, I felt like I could conquer anything.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now oh if I let you outside you're going to bark aren't you I'm half awake the other half I'm pretty sure is asleep going to go ahead and make coffee at home though because it's iPhone day I don't think people understand this is the closest thing I have to a Christmas day here being an adult you know I I don't really have kids and you know Diana is fun to buy gifts for but as a geek you know what do you get a geek for Christmas you can't get him Tech I am not sounding very coherent right now this coffee definitely does not have the same punch it's probably going to put me back to sleep I'm waiting in line for my iPhone in bed because it's set to be delivered Diana is watching a program on a giant squid actually I think her remark was when she saw it in the guide giant squid yes please UPS guy UPS guy UPS guy UPS guy I know I know I know I calm down ready for it absolutely thank you all right pixie come on in come on pixie how do I cing so fast I am the champion my friend hands and I'll keep on phing till the end how it came so fast that's what she said how was geek out it was good it was really the the live unboxing anything and I'm so hungry thank you so much hot yeah it's a little hot but I'm so hungry I'm willing to burn my esophagus to eat no we had a good live show about 2 hours uh 1,400 likes wow which I'm very very happy about I'm very happy about I always like it when I when I do something and people care because I care enough to do it I care that people care not to say that I do it for I don't know I don't really do it for me I don't do it for them I just do it right yeah cuz you're passionate yeah about it if a lot more people were passionate about the things that they did I think the world would be a happy well no let me take that back cuz there are people who are very passionate about the things they believe in and they do some pretty bad things like bad so what are your first thoughts well um that's already on YouTube so I'll have to go there to see yeah got watch sorry one out of 10 10 something random as I walk away from the home office looking for my wife turns to the camera says something pissy wonders where wife is wife totally walk past her yes Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair I think we should um rearrange our closet where did this come from and by the way I I don't like where this conversation is already headed okay the backstory fill us in cuz we need room room for what for my clothes well here's a solution I I I don't think you're going to like what I'm going to say let's get rid of your clothes that was definitely not yeah getting rid of clothes was part of the equation getting rid of the shirts you don't wear why do I got to get rid of stuff CU I already got rid of you keep bringing more stuff in for every one thing you get rid of you bring in three more items you want to go to Target no why because you want to acquire more things you're pushing me out of the closet it is called the master closet not the mistress closet all the other husbands have their closet outside of the master closet well all the other husbands aren't me they love their wife I love you more I love you so much I'm willing to share the closet with you we need a little scent and stuff she gets all the big drawers she wants more of the no no no no no no I'll get rid of some T-shirts not all of them it's a master closet man hang on checking to see if I had my balls yep still there one two three okay he's squatting in the closet he's been in there all day he came out earlier and he was shaking well the reason why is because he knows you're trying to move me out of there it's not going to happen mail bonding all right no he heard someone outside so he was shaking oh oh Wicked one day we'll get another Android device don't worry don't worry he's always been more of an open source kind of dog there are plenty of apps in that store too yes there are pixie's ambivalent did you just ask where your shoes were yeah like are these not enough no I need Flats today why do you need Flats cuz it's cold okay I didn't realize the type of shoe that you wore was dictated by the weather outside I have to are you just make a step up or do all women do this I think it's just me you got you got lucky Wicked agrees guess we need to make more room in the closet I have new Jinx t-shirts oh man they sent a few new ones oh I can't wait to wear these I love Jinx t-shirts this is like 99% of my wardrobe is jinx so you're going to be seeing me wear these over the coming weeks and months Jinx keep me clothed they So Soft they're very soft they're comfortable they're tagless if it ain't soft I ain't putting it on this is a package from looks like my parents here coupons for cake and ice cream for you some uh insomnia pills for me sugar uh I'm guessing this is a cutout from readers. mom um I appreciate the printed Pages here uh very very thankful there's this new thing called the web you get to it through the Google and can actually send Pages virtually Without You printing them out moose smooch cute they must have uh picked that up when they were in Canada so it looks like lip balm of sorts yeah Hawkeye lip balm that's awesome DJ Barry K fan of the Vlogs and the geek outs I noticed you get a lot of packages when I found this card I had to send it to you I'm afraid to show you what is on the other side of the card who that's why and it is humorous but I'm not going to share it in the Vlog I've got to be so careful when opening these things from Ross to Chris and Diana pillo that's so cute isn't that he knows us so well I think it's the most interesting part of doing Vlogs is connecting with you we're going for something convenient and classic it's like a buy one get one free dinner it's been gray all day it's been very gray and Misty there's my bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos and Diana wanted to try these sliders yummy dad loves sliders by the way yeah I have flattened my Ki stack Diana what is is that Asian chicken salad dude we walked out of the restaurant and totally didn't pay I mean we paid we walked back in and paid I don't know where we parked exactly we're somewhere over there anyway we gave him a card to get a discount and I I was thinking my mind oh that's the credit card and we got out we walked away and uh and I said I don't think we paid by credit card so we walked back in and we paid my credit card we almost stiffed them I we did poor a guy he but we didn't he's like we know we know where to find you yeah you're not exactly hidden it's kind of like a lullaby you the sound of the washing machine here comes the chorus it's my favorite part drum solo get it cuz it's a spinning drum in the what they call it it's a it's forc the water centrif thanks again for all your comments your Shar and likes for all our videosthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now oh if I let you outside you're going to bark aren't you I'm half awake the other half I'm pretty sure is asleep going to go ahead and make coffee at home though because it's iPhone day I don't think people understand this is the closest thing I have to a Christmas day here being an adult you know I I don't really have kids and you know Diana is fun to buy gifts for but as a geek you know what do you get a geek for Christmas you can't get him Tech I am not sounding very coherent right now this coffee definitely does not have the same punch it's probably going to put me back to sleep I'm waiting in line for my iPhone in bed because it's set to be delivered Diana is watching a program on a giant squid actually I think her remark was when she saw it in the guide giant squid yes please UPS guy UPS guy UPS guy UPS guy I know I know I know I calm down ready for it absolutely thank you all right pixie come on in come on pixie how do I cing so fast I am the champion my friend hands and I'll keep on phing till the end how it came so fast that's what she said how was geek out it was good it was really the the live unboxing anything and I'm so hungry thank you so much hot yeah it's a little hot but I'm so hungry I'm willing to burn my esophagus to eat no we had a good live show about 2 hours uh 1,400 likes wow which I'm very very happy about I'm very happy about I always like it when I when I do something and people care because I care enough to do it I care that people care not to say that I do it for I don't know I don't really do it for me I don't do it for them I just do it right yeah cuz you're passionate yeah about it if a lot more people were passionate about the things that they did I think the world would be a happy well no let me take that back cuz there are people who are very passionate about the things they believe in and they do some pretty bad things like bad so what are your first thoughts well um that's already on YouTube so I'll have to go there to see yeah got watch sorry one out of 10 10 something random as I walk away from the home office looking for my wife turns to the camera says something pissy wonders where wife is wife totally walk past her yes Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair I think we should um rearrange our closet where did this come from and by the way I I don't like where this conversation is already headed okay the backstory fill us in cuz we need room room for what for my clothes well here's a solution I I I don't think you're going to like what I'm going to say let's get rid of your clothes that was definitely not yeah getting rid of clothes was part of the equation getting rid of the shirts you don't wear why do I got to get rid of stuff CU I already got rid of you keep bringing more stuff in for every one thing you get rid of you bring in three more items you want to go to Target no why because you want to acquire more things you're pushing me out of the closet it is called the master closet not the mistress closet all the other husbands have their closet outside of the master closet well all the other husbands aren't me they love their wife I love you more I love you so much I'm willing to share the closet with you we need a little scent and stuff she gets all the big drawers she wants more of the no no no no no no I'll get rid of some T-shirts not all of them it's a master closet man hang on checking to see if I had my balls yep still there one two three okay he's squatting in the closet he's been in there all day he came out earlier and he was shaking well the reason why is because he knows you're trying to move me out of there it's not going to happen mail bonding all right no he heard someone outside so he was shaking oh oh Wicked one day we'll get another Android device don't worry don't worry he's always been more of an open source kind of dog there are plenty of apps in that store too yes there are pixie's ambivalent did you just ask where your shoes were yeah like are these not enough no I need Flats today why do you need Flats cuz it's cold okay I didn't realize the type of shoe that you wore was dictated by the weather outside I have to are you just make a step up or do all women do this I think it's just me you got you got lucky Wicked agrees guess we need to make more room in the closet I have new Jinx t-shirts oh man they sent a few new ones oh I can't wait to wear these I love Jinx t-shirts this is like 99% of my wardrobe is jinx so you're going to be seeing me wear these over the coming weeks and months Jinx keep me clothed they So Soft they're very soft they're comfortable they're tagless if it ain't soft I ain't putting it on this is a package from looks like my parents here coupons for cake and ice cream for you some uh insomnia pills for me sugar uh I'm guessing this is a cutout from readers. mom um I appreciate the printed Pages here uh very very thankful there's this new thing called the web you get to it through the Google and can actually send Pages virtually Without You printing them out moose smooch cute they must have uh picked that up when they were in Canada so it looks like lip balm of sorts yeah Hawkeye lip balm that's awesome DJ Barry K fan of the Vlogs and the geek outs I noticed you get a lot of packages when I found this card I had to send it to you I'm afraid to show you what is on the other side of the card who that's why and it is humorous but I'm not going to share it in the Vlog I've got to be so careful when opening these things from Ross to Chris and Diana pillo that's so cute isn't that he knows us so well I think it's the most interesting part of doing Vlogs is connecting with you we're going for something convenient and classic it's like a buy one get one free dinner it's been gray all day it's been very gray and Misty there's my bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos and Diana wanted to try these sliders yummy dad loves sliders by the way yeah I have flattened my Ki stack Diana what is is that Asian chicken salad dude we walked out of the restaurant and totally didn't pay I mean we paid we walked back in and paid I don't know where we parked exactly we're somewhere over there anyway we gave him a card to get a discount and I I was thinking my mind oh that's the credit card and we got out we walked away and uh and I said I don't think we paid by credit card so we walked back in and we paid my credit card we almost stiffed them I we did poor a guy he but we didn't he's like we know we know where to find you yeah you're not exactly hidden it's kind of like a lullaby you the sound of the washing machine here comes the chorus it's my favorite part drum solo get it cuz it's a spinning drum in the what they call it it's a it's forc the water centrif thanks again for all your comments your Shar and likes for all our videos\n"