The Search for the Perfect Massager and Vacuum Cleaner

As I walked into the room, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and curiosity. My friend had ordered a few items from Wish, an online retailer known for its affordable prices and wide selection of products. I was eager to see what he had received and if it would meet his expectations. First up was the massager, which looked like a champion in my opinion. The soft fabric covering made me think it was some sort of premium product, but as I reached out to touch it, I realized it was actually just a ordinary vacuum cleaner.

I couldn't believe it. The vacuum had been touted as a "champion" and was expected to make quick work of the dirt on my carpet. But instead, it simply moved the dirt around, leaving me with a bigger mess than before. I chuckled to myself, thinking that this must be what the manufacturer meant by "champion" - not in terms of cleaning power, but in terms of its ability to disappoint. My friend seemed equally underwhelmed by the product, and we both agreed that it was probably just a cheap mop or dustpan in disguise.

Next up was the Smartwatch, which my friend had been eager to try out. As he showed me the various features, I couldn't help but notice that it looked remarkably similar to other smartwatches on the market. "It's all pretty much the same," he said with a shrug. But as we began to use it, I was impressed by its functionality and ease of use. It had Bluetooth connectivity, a camera, and even a pedometer - everything I would expect from a modern smartwatch. My friend seemed pleased as well, and I couldn't blame him for being excited about this affordable gadget.

But then things took a turn for the weird with the arrival of what appeared to be a spy cam. My friend had ordered it online without asking me if I wanted one too, but at least he was transparent about it. The device itself looked like a miniature USB flash drive, and its tiny camera made me feel like I was in a James Bond movie. My friend decided to use it as a desk toy, attaching the included cap to create a makeshift "spy cam" that would allow him to take sneaky photos of his coworkers.

As we continued to explore the items on our list, things only got weirder. Next up was an air hammock, which my friend had been eager to try out despite its hefty price tag. As he showed me how it worked, I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the thing. It looked like a luxury dog bed, and when filled with air, it seemed more like a toy than a piece of furniture.

Finally, my friend pulled out what appeared to be a broken speaker from his bag. He had apparently received this as a freebie from Wish, along with our other items, but he was clearly disappointed by its poor quality. As he fiddled with the device, I couldn't help but feel a little sorry for him. It seemed like Wish had thrown in some extra goodies, including the speaker, in an attempt to make up for the subpar products on our list.

As we wrapped up our tour of the items on our list, my friend and I both agreed that Wish had done us a favor by sending these "bonus" items our way. While they may not have been exactly what we were expecting, at least they provided some entertainment value. And who knows - maybe one day, we'll be able to use them to their full potential.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hey, what's good guys,it's your boy, Keaton hereand I'm so excitedbecause it's finally timefor episode two of Wish Busters.The show where basically Igo on this site called Wish.You might have heard of it,drop a Like if you have.And basically, I spend a bunch of moneyand hopefully stuff shows up.It's a little risky and dicey.Stuff basically on Wish is super cheap.It's the stuff you find onInstagram or Facebook adsand the catch is sometimes you're waitinglike a month for it to come.So we're gonna put it through the test.Hop on wish.com and see what we find.Also check the iCard if youguys missed episode one.It was a banger, you guys crushed itand we hit like 50,000 likes.And basically the catch in there wasif we hit a certain goal I would buythis crazy $500 gas powered scooter.It was insane, that video'scrazy, that's up in the iCardthat's also in the description.If I actually survivea ride on this guy woo.(board creaking)You can hear that, it does not sound good.I'm gonna stop plugin,we're gonna go on Wish.We're gonna plug Wish up with some money.Awesome, so we are on wish.com.You guys let me know in thecomments how you guys feel.And make sure you follow us on Instagramif you wanna see a sneakpeak on the insta story.We do drop these, this is likethe most requested episode we have.What is that? That's like a hidden camera.$14 cause you know theyhook it up on the low.That is crazy, so likewhere do you put it?I don't even want to know.Well actually for $17 this says CCTVwhich sounds legit, haswifi built in, HD cameraand I get it for $15 if I buy with Rosen.Rosen! Let me buy with you!Alright, let's read some comments here.Arrived well early thanks.I love the item, greatpurpose in my line of work.James, what does that mean?That is the sketchiestthing I've ever heard.Ryan, nice for the price.Ryan, gets it, that's why we're here.Alright, so overallthree and a half stars.Sure, I'll give you $15.Alright, so item one's in the cart.We're at $15, that's nothing yet.Let's see what else isgood, what catches my eye.You see a lot of interesting,up and coming productson sites like these.What kinda phone is that?What, that's super trippy.It's a fidget spinnerphone, I can't believe it.For $23, I'm kinda curiousmaybe another episode.Yes, that is awesome.Slow your roll Keaton,find something else.What is this?A Robot Floor Mopping SweeperMop Auto Cleaning Remover DustI didn't even say the whole product name.Buy with Shaquita for $45 versus 50.Shaquita, thanks for thesavings, appreciate you fam.Are there any ratings?Oh my, packaging 20 minutes ago.This product's selling like hotcakes.It has two and a half stars.Packaging was nice, myitem came early, 13 days.Alright channy, let's buy it.Alright so, we're on the mainpage now, let's try to goin one of these categoriesand see what's up.Phone upgrades for $6, what is this?It's like a case for your Note 8 okay.Wireless chargers, I'll giveit to them, I really will.They do have someinteresting upgrades here.Not bad, really cheap wireless chargers.Basically, they're givingthem away, they're free.I think I could find somethincool if I looked hard enough.Wow! What is this?This is what I'm talking about.You're gonna find something interestingsomewhere on this site.It is a One Piece TechnologyLovers Educational Props Toy,Manipulator Palm SynchronousHand Bluetooth Control for $217They want 195 if I buy it with Ardella.Ardella, what are you doin?Hopefully, you're making a video like mebecause you're goofin, youare straight goofin around.I can't buy this for this video.This is kinda expensive, basically $200.So drop a Like on thisvideo, I gotta new goal.It's a little bit morethan the last video.If you guys really like this seriesand you want us to keep it goin.Keep it in the goals, 30,000 likes,I'll buy this, we'll check it out.Wow, alright enough fooling around.I think I found somethingI'm interested in.So Smartwatches on Wish are a big deal.That's kinda how this app blew up.You can get a Smartwatchfor like $5 sometimes,so GSM Phone Smart Phonewith Camera BluetoothWrist Watch SIM CardSmartwatch for IOS and Android.$22 I buy it with Peggy.Peggy.Peggy.19, alright ratings gotta be good.Four stars, 4,000 reviews,comes early, comes early,comes early, was a gift,nice for the price.Alright, let's buy that $19.They're basically givingaway AirPods for free.Next episode, I think nextepisode if we hit that goalwe're gonna do an entirevideo on free stuffso if you could com for no money.Alright, let's get real, I thinkthis is as real as it gets.A microphone set, $32 Kelle wants it.Fast shipping, haven't tried it.Why are you even writing a review?Little static, but distance is amazing.Alright, so apparentlyI can't buy with Kelle,but I can get the US Plug,the EU Plug, the UK Plug,or the AU Plug, that's so funny.Alright, back to the home page.What is this, a 5D screen protector?Is that a butterfly coming off the screen?Oh, it's basically just curved.And there's a knifegoing in it, that's cool.I'm shocked that I don't see any likeYouTube thumbnails oranything like just on here.Oh, this game case issick, oh this is sick.For $11, $9 you can have theNintendo case on your phone.That's rad, ratings are solidI bet, four and a half stars.Next episode I bet Ican find one for free.I bet you I can.Okay so this is kinda interesting.It's an Air Furniture FoldableGas Lazy Sofa Bed SunshineBeach Blow-Up Chair ParkSleeping Air Bag Environment.Just kidding I can't readEquipment Waterproof for Travel.Basically a hammock thatyou can lay anywhere.$16, 14 if I buy it with Abbey.Four stars 500 people have rated this.This thing is amazingand comfortable and huge.Was easy to set up, great color,little hard to get filled with air.Yeah, I'll take the risk.Want the big one, give methe big boy, get it in,we're gonna get it in navy blue,$17 add that thing to cart.How many items do we got?I think we're at five.One, two, three, fo, five.So the total for this video was $230.Gotta few deals in there,I can't believe it.So drop a Like if guys wantthat that hand to happen.I'm gonna order this.I'll let you guys know how long it takes.That's the whole thingwith Wish, am I right?Hopefully, it all shows up, let's do this.So it took about three weeks,but everything and somebonuses actually showed up.So, we only ordered five items,but as you guys can seethere are six items here.So, Wish actually threw one in,we'll check that out at the end.So the first thing I wanna seeis this Dual Channel Microphone.Some static at a distance, I remember.What! You get two microphones!That's sweet, okay, looks sorta promising.The antennas up.I think I'm secretly in love.My only thought is, itdoes need a speaker cableso I'm not getting a speaker.I know a new mix tapes abouttadrop, Young Keaton here.Check, check, yo, pop pop,biggity biggity, pop pop.Check, check, check it out,wha wha what's it all about.I'm gonna say it works.(bell rings)(static)So for item number two, Idon't remember what this was.But really only one way to find out right?If you guys want to checkout anything in this video,I'll leave a link down below, by the way.What did I order?Some massager?I have no idea.Oh the vacuum.Oh God, this thing.It looks like it's a champion already.What is that?That is some nice, soft,I won't be cleaningyour carpet anytime soon fabric.Cookie Monster, hey.I'm here to buy your stuff on your floor.Let's see if this work.(vacuum sucking)You're kidding me.(vacuum sucking)Do you think it will get out?Over under right now, will it get out?So some dirt's been laid down.(vacuum sucking)Where you gonna guy?No, you haven't done a thing.You've just moved the dirt.The dirt's over here.Nice job, winner.So I think this thing isnot actually a vacuum,but it's just more oflike a mop or a dusterto keep the house nice and A1.Little disappointed causenow I got dirt everywhere.I guess that's why we do this so you knowand you don't lose $17.(bell rings)(static)So for item three, it's a Smartwatch.Always curious to check these out.Works with Android and IOS,alright, looks kinda decent.I mean they're all pretty much the sameat just different prices right?Kinda nice, has a camera right at the top.Kinda looks like one ofthe Samsung Gear watches.Can't beat that, can't beat that at all.So here it is, the $15 Smartwatch,let's see what it's got.Bluetooth, Bluetooth Dialer, Messaging.You can put a SIM cardin here and it will work.Pedometer.Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.And it's saying only four steps.What else, Find Me, that's kinda cool.Of course we can work the camera on here.That's so sick.Bam!That's a nice sneak shot, I can see you.Facebook's on here, ofcourse Facebook's on here.They're everywhere.Twitter, What's App, manthis thing's got everything.Definitely a win.(bell rings )(static)Item four is kinda interesting,it's that spy cam that I first checked outat the beginning portion of this video.What's up with this,so mini USB to charge,looks super delicate, has wifi and an app.Where could you put this, anywhere.So this is what it looks like.You have your battery, wifi module,and then your camera right there.Wow, put this on a car.What are these caps?Are these like camera caps? Mic caps?I feel like an actual spy right now.Should I go work for the US Government?Awesome, so you can justhot glue this cap on.Dude, that's so sick.So like this, it looks like a screw.Well, unfortunately thewhite box didn't work.I'm gonna try to find a better spy camjust trust me on that.(bell rings )(static)So for item five, it's thathammock, that air hammock.This looked awesome, reviews were amazing.Oh, what the heck.So what do I, do you haveto fill this with air?Run around, fill this with airand that's how it gets inflated?It's like a tarp, literally it's a tarp.(tarp crinkling)I need some more wind.Alright, so here it is filledup, it was kind of a struggle.I had to go on a highway to do this.There's just no freaking way,yeah there's no way, I'mgetting lost in this.(tarp crinkling)Luxury dog, so luxurious.Maybe on a beach, but thisthing can't hold anything.And last up, this isn't somethingwe ordered or asked for,but I think Wish knows I'm a big spenderand threw in a speakermaybe it was to compensatefor the broken spy cam.I don't know who sentthis, it just showed up.So let's try this out.This thing looks likeit's been through a war.Look at the USB port, it's just mangled.It's so like crappy, Ialmost want to break it.(plastic breaking)What's up, What's (IN)Sideviewers, it's Keaton here.What's up Dan in Lincoln,basically did this one for ya.It's a crappy speaker.I know why they probably through it in.No one ordered it.So yeah guys, that's gonna do itfor episode two of Wish Busters.Make sure you drop a Like,if we hit 30,000 likesmake sure to get that hand.Make sure you hit Subscribejust by clicking the circle buttonand check out my lastvideo right over there.Follow us at Instagram,that's where you'll seesneak peaks of the next Wish Busters.Peace.\n"