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**Setting World Records**

Hey guys, I'm pretty sick. I'm into this. I honestly think the sketchiness of the floor adds to the like scare factor, which is.

And then we have James Pumphrey, who's about to set his own world record by shooting the most beans out of a Mark 3 Jetta next to an airport on a Friday.

**The Fastest Car in Space**

Speaking of legitimate world records, I just want to remind you guys that I'm about to set one. And it's legit cause he could die. I could. So, stay tuned. We have reached our final world record, perhaps the most outrageous, the most extreme. Dare I say the most unbreakable one on this entire list? I'm talking about the fastest car in space. The Tesla Roadster. Now you guys probably remember when Elon Musk launched the Roadster into space with the Falcon heavy rocket a few years ago.

We made a video where we tried to launch our own 1/64th scale Tesla into space, but Guinness world records actually put this, in their record book, for achieving a speed of twenty four thousand, nine hundred and forty two miles per hour. I think that it's cool. That Elon launched a car into space. That is cool. And he put his own car. His own car that he built.

**Setting the Record with James Pumphrey**

I'm sick of just talking about records. So now we're going to go set our own record, right here at the Inglewood propulsion laboratory, with our world famous Race car Jetta. The most beans shot out of a Mark 3 Jetta next to an airport on a Friday.

Let's go Jer. Silence please. James Pumphrey will attempt to shoot the most beans out of a Mark 3 Jetta next to an airport on a Friday. Now, Mr. Pumphrey. No funny business. You hear me?

**The Record is Set**

Give it the beans! Oh! The bean juice! There is the bean juice! The check engine light came on. Yeah, they don't usually like all that. You shot the furthest bean out. Yeah, how far is that? (suspenseful intense music) 34.2 feet. A new record. To the one, James Pumphrey.

Congratulations sir. Thank you. I just want to thank all of my sponsors. Donut media.

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en(suspenseful music)- Recently Kia did thefirst ever flat spin- Recently Kia did thefirst ever flat spin360° stunt jump a record that literally...Nobody asked for, or likeat first glance understands what it means.So, we started looking intomore of these car world records,and it turns out that some of themjust kind of seemed like publicity stunts.But, some of them are legitimately sick.Today we're going to look at a bunch ofGuinness world records, set by car brandsto decide if they'relegitimately impressive,or illegitimately depressives.And later in the video,we're going to set ourown real world record.Today I'm joined by, theworld record holding,Jeremiah Burton, tallestdonut host, barely.I'm James. This is the show wherewe put random car crap on trial.It's called the!- D. D. 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Wait.- Yeah, that's a bad time to do this.- That's a bad time to do this.Subaru wanted to get in the record books.So they broke the extremelycoveted world recordof largest parade of Subaru cars.But yes, the Subaru got seventeen hundred,and fifty one,Subarus...- All in a line.- To do a parade.So that they could breakthis like, important record.But Subaru is not the onlycompany that does this.There's also a recordfor largest parade...of GMCs.- Okay.- Mitsubishis.- Okay.- Ah, Ferraris.- Ooh.- Geelys.- Uh huh.- If you look up car paradeon the Guinness website,there are literally hundreds of records.So I think we already knowthe answer to this Jer.Is this record worthy,of being documented,or should it go straight to home?- I think James that this should gostraight to the depths ofH-E Double Hockey Sticks.- Yeah. I think this is super lame.(low vibration)Our next record involves a bunch of carsfrom the same brand, but...they stepped it up a notch.Brand? Nissan Middle East.The notch? Dancing.(giggles)- All right.- In 2018, Nissan middleeast, set the world recordfor largest, synchronized, car dance.- All right.- Using 180 Nissan patrols,that drove around the desert,in the shape...Wait for it.(tense build up music)Of a fricking Falcon!(Falcon cry)- Woo!- Yeah!- Hell yeah.- Sixth record for Nissan Middle East.(distant energetic music)One hundred eighty Nissan patrols.- Come on, come on.- Come on! Come on, man!We got to break the record, man!Oh!Yeah!Falcon!Yeah!We did it!Dude, I think we can all agree thatthat was the sickest thingI've ever seen. 100% necessary.- I thought they weregoing to flap their wings.- Yeah- Y'know?They just painted a line, and they drove.Just opposite directions.- Right. There's no like,marching band. I expected...- I was, I thought it wasgonna be marching band.- Yeah. I love how stoked everybody was.- They were super pumped.- I don't want to sendthis one straight to hell.I think it's pretty cool,but we're going to beat it.- It's in purgatory.- It's on earth.- Okay.(ding)- Next record was setby Jaguar Land Rover,in 2016 and has yet to be broken.And I dare you!To even try...and beat this record!The record?Longest vehicle seesawslash teeter-totter.Very important distinction.Don't show upsellingon the biggest teeter-totter,instead of Seesaw,because it's wrong! Okay?!Basically they tooktwo land Rover Evoques,slapped them onto a big platform,and balanced them 45 feet...off the ground.In front of thirty thousand people.- why, who. Who would show.Who would show up for that?- They spent over two monthsworking with structural engineersto orchestrate this incredible stunt.- Incredible.- Yeah. Yeah.- We're in the business of like, you know,entertaining people. Thisisn't entertaining. Its.- It's very, very expensive.- It's very wasteful.- It doesn't make any sense at all.- I, 100% do not believe30,000 people came to see this.(laughs)- No.- But it was on China?- Yeah.- I think 30,000 people see everything.(laughs)- It had the oppositeeffect of what they wanted.They wanted you to purchase the Land Roverand think they're cool.We'll never buy Land Rovers.- Boycott Land Rover Jaguar.- Yeah.- This is awful. This isnot only going to hell.I will never buy a Land Rover.(laughs)(aggressive low vibration)But this awesome Seesawwasn't Jaguar's first rodeowith world recordsbecause Jaguar also holdsthe world's record forlargest loop the loop...In a car. The loop is 63 feet tall.- Dang.- Okay.- I'm six, three.- Yeah.- I'm not going to do the math on it,but I think that's 10 times as tall as me.- Yup. Well...- Yeah.- The car and the driver withstood 6GSof force during this stunt.- Damn.- Which is more than, a space guy.- Imagine your weight right now.And then imagine it's six times that.- Yeah, that's like...- So, like if you're 200...- 600 pounds.- Yeah, yeah. 600 pounds.- Yeah, I got hollow bones.The driver spent two months of intensephysical preparation.So he didn't lose consciousnesswhile driving upside down.I think this is so sick. Wegot the fireworks on there.- Yep.- I think it's rad as hell.- Yeah. It's actuallyshowing the car do something.- Yeah. And it's anSUV. So it's surprising.- Right.- A big loop is a recordthat makes sense to me.- Mhm.- It's like a real life Hot Wheels track.- Yeah.- I think this is legit.- Yeah, for sure. It was great.- Don't boycott Jaguar.(positive ding)And this next record isalso an impressive stunt,but you probably wouldn't expectit to be in a record book.Talking about farthest,reverse, ramp jump.- Dude.- Is that Rob Dyrdek?- Yeah. That's Rob Dyrdek car.So the Peterson has this car in the vault,and they are like. Hey,you guys want this car?And we were like, for frees?(laughing)And we were going to use it for something,but we didn't end up getting it.- Yeah. There's like two of them.- Yeah. There's two.There was one that was a kick flip car.- Oh yeah.- And then the reverse, uh, jump car.So cars currently ownedby that dude in blue,check out his YouTube channel,not a sponsor, just a fan.So there's an episode aboutthis jump on fantasy factory,but he jumped 89 feet in reverse.- Pretty impressive.I get their thinking, that's like.Hey, if we were to jumpa car forward for this,that's scary.- That's very far.- That's very far, but reverse...- Lot shorter!- Lot shorter!- I think this is harking back to like,legitimate like, carny stuff.- Mhm.- Like Evel Knievel.- That's what I was gonna say.This is like old school Evel Knievel.- Right. Traveling around thecountry, doing crazy stuff.So I think this is legitimately sick.(positive ding)Hold on.I've just received word that theworld record officiatorhas entered the building.- Hello chap, me is theworld record checker.Me heard there is a world record going on.Maybe point me to the way?- So stay tuned to seethe incredible recordthat we will attempt atthe end of this video.I guarantee you...It will be a doozy.This next record is hotly contested.Everyone wants a piece of this record.- A pie.Obviously, I'm referring to...The heaviest aircraft.pulled by a production car.A long time ago, Volkswagenset this record with a Touareg.Then it was broken by, ourboys, the Nissan patrol.Then, it was finally broken again.By a Porsche Cayenne S turbo.This PP Cayenne...pulled about 189 ton airbus A380.pulled about 189 ton airbus A380.A full 100 feet.A full 100 feet.- Dang.(laughter)Yeah, that's a big boy.That's one of the oneswhen like it flies over,and all the boys are like.Yo!- So I'm leaning into thisthing, and this is pretty legit.- I think it was pretty cool.- Okay. Yeah. All right, cool.But also, have you ever seen the thingsthat actually pull airplanes around?They look like forklifts.I'm like cool. But also...- We built a vehicle.- We built a guy for that, so.Pulling an airplane? Legit.- Legit record.- Totally cool.(positive ding)Don't confuse that record withthe heaviest weight pulled byan electric car, which alsoinvolved pulling an airplane.This was set by the Tesla model Xand the plane was only 143 tons.- What was the other one?How much did it weigh?A hundred and eighty nine.- Hundred eighty nine tons?- You can tell that thisplane is like a little punk.- I think it's legit, but I do thinkthey should've pulled a bigger plane.- Yeah ,they shouldhave put a bigger plane.- I'm a little upset with Tesla.- It's a little bush league.- It's the same spirit of the other one.We're just upset with Tesla.- Yeah, it's the same spirit,but it's like spirit airlines.(laughs)If you're going to tow aplane, tow a bigger plane.- Yeah.- All I'm saying.- Yeah.(low vibration)- If you're watching thischannel, you might like drifting.And a couple of years ago,BMW set the world record for greatest,cumulative distance avehicle drift in eight hours.- Wow.- On a wet surface.There's a lot of qualifiersthere. So believe it or not,this is actually a record thathas been set several times.The old record was 90miles, but BMW is like.Hold mine stain Einstein.- Ooh.- But then they drifted...Two hundred...And thirty two...Point five miles.In an M5. Can you imaginebeing in that car?- I mean, it's the marathon of drifting.- You think, he would haveto pee pee in the car?- Eight hours? Of course.- Yeah.- He could probably not poopoo,but he definitely peepeed.- He probably didn't have to poopoo.He probably planned for it.- He prob-, he could've.- His diet for like days beforeprobably went into his plan.The most impressive partbeyond the peepee and thepoopoo, and the eating.Was that they refueledthe car multiple times,during this eight hour stunt.- I see that. I see the guy.- Just like a fighter jet.- I remember they made a promo about this.Hey, how big was the track? Do you know?Was it like a little tight circle?- At least one littletight circle, all right?I don't know why we woulddo this, but it's cool.It's hard.- It is hard.It is a feat. Anything youdo for eight hours is hard.I mean it's sick.- Sick!- It's pretty sick!- It's pretty sick! Legitimately sick.- Legitimately sick.- Legitimately sick.(positive ding)- We're about to get intostraight up top speed...- All right.- Records.- Now we're talking.- Yup. Just like everythingelse on this list,is simple fastest car record.Wouldn't be complicated,and not enough qualifiers,for example,a completely normal and notat all grueling world recordwith the fastest side wheelielap of the Nurburgring.So this dude drove amini Cooper on two wheelsdown the entire Nurburgring.He didn't know theNurburgring is 13 miles longand has 73 turns. And hedrove an entire lap like this.But it took over 45 minutes.- It's like the fastest lap in the rain.Guess what? did they have.They broke in six or set,six second mark. Right?He took his time.- 40 minutes.- 45 minutes.- I can't dude. Just like.(quiet elevator music)- I mean perhaps to them,but I think this guy just does this,this guy's a two side wheeldriver and he could probably dothis wherever the hell he wanted to.- Right. And he was like,you know what I want to do?Let's do it at the Nurburgring.There's not a record.- Right, and I'll set the record,and no one else is going to give...- I mean, respect.- Respect.- You know what I mean?- Am I going to go tomorrow?Start training for this?No.(low vibration)Okay. So now for a land speed record,that actually matters. Earlier this year,the Porsche Taycanachieved the fastest speedachieved by a vehicle.Indoors.- Woah,- Which sounds kind of silly, at first.- Yeah.- But if you think about it,you're introducing a lot more stuff.- Right.- You're like speeding towards a dead end.- Right. Right. You have to stop.Stopping is part of the equation.- So apparently, the normaloutside land speed recordis 763 miles per hour.And that was too hard.- Porsche was just like. We can't.- Yeah.- We can't do that.- So you want to take this inside bro?Hey buddy, you want to take this inside?!- To break the previousrecord The P-Car neededto be at a stand stillat the beginning, and!The end of the run.And the entire thingneeded to be in sight.So they couldn't just likerip out of the garage door.They did this at the newOrleans convention center,which is a pretty big building,but the floors are super slippery.And the dude who set the record said:It was like driving on icestraight towards a wall.And he ended up sendingit 102.65 miles per hour.- That's pretty sick.- I'm into this.- I honestly think the sketchinessof the floor adds to likethe like scare factor, which is.- Yeah, and the columns man.- Dude, Evel Knievel. Rememberan Evel Knievel jumped that,uh, fountains at Caesars?And then ran into the ****ing column?- Yeah.- Yeah. Like that, like wreck them.- Anytime there's like death involved.It's a real world record.- Yeah. This is legitimate.- Yeah.(positive ding)- Speaking of legitimate world records.I just want to remind you guysthat I'm about to set one.- And it's legit cause he could die.- I could.- So, stay tuned.We have reached our final world record,perhaps the most outrageous,the most extreme.Dare I say the most unbreakableone on this entire list?I'm talking about thefastest car in space.The Tesla Roadster.Now you guys probablyremember when Elon Musklaunched the Roadster into spacewith the Falcon heavyrocket a few years ago.We made a video home where we triedto launch our own 1/64thscale Tesla into space.But Guinness worldrecords actually put this,in their record book,for achieving a speed oftwenty four thousand,nine hundred and forty two miles per hour.I think that it's cool. ThatElon launched a car into space.- That is cool. And he put his own car.His own car that he built.- That he made, yeah.- That he made.- Into space.- Into a rocket,that he also made, andlaunched it into space.- Insane.- That's cool. I think akid's going to see that back.Oh, that car went 24,000 miles.Well, it wasn't powered.You know what I'm saying?- Yeah, you're lying to kids.Like if I could launcha Stocky in a space.- That'd be sick.- Or like a Nolan.- Yeah.- Or like our streaming.- Oh, that'd be.- Or like our million sub button.The fact that he launched a car in a spaceis legitimately sick.- Pretty sick.- I think the records goofy.- Goofy as record.- Yeah. So that recordis legitimately goofy.(mouth fart)(fart)I'm sick of just talking about records.So now we're going togo set our own record,right here at the Inglewoodpropulsion laboratorywith our world famous.Race car Jetta.The most beans, shotout of a MK Three Jetta,next to an airport, on a Friday.Let's go Jer.(intense dramatic music)(distant crowd cheering)(clapping and cheering)(intense dramatic music)- Silence please. JamesPumphrey will attempt to shootthe most beans out of a Mark3 Jetta,next to an airport, on a Friday.Now, Mr. Pumphrey.No funny business.You hear me?(crowd counts down)- Give it the beans!(slow, dramatic, intense music)(glorious victory music)(fast whirring)(engine roar)(laughter)(fast whirring)(engine roar)(laughter)(loud engine revving up and down)(clapping and cheering)(laughter)(loud engine revving up and down)(loud engine rapidly revving up and down)(laughter)- Oh! The bean juice!There is the bean juice!- The check engine light came on.- Yeah, they don't usually like all that.- You shot the furthest bean out.- Yeah, how far is that?(suspenseful intense music)- 34.2 feet.A new record.To the one, James Pumphrey.(children cheering mechanically)Congratulations sir.- Thank you. I just want tothank all of my sponsors. Donut media.(Slow trumpet call)(Slow trumpet call)(Slow trumpet call)(distant tape rolling)- Hanging in your garage,hanging in your bedroomor watch it wave proudlyon your at-home flagpole.And let the world know that you believethat cars are for everybody.- And if you thought ourmerch couldn't get any better,we just started an allnew rewards program.That'll get you points forevery dollar spent and even morefor referring your friends.So get your very own donut flagand learn more about our newrewards program by goingto donutmedia.com today.We love you guys.- Thanks for watching this videoand everything else on donut media.If you liked it, hitthat subscribe button,to make sure you don't miss anything.Let me know if you want to seea shirt with the Jetta on it,now it's not only the mostfamous Jetta on YouTube.It's a world record holder.(laughter)(intense epic adventure music)(laughter)(clapping)(chocking)(laughter)