The Art of Power Washing: A Journey of Self-Discovery and Cleanliness

As I stood before the bumper, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and trepidation. My mission was to transform this dirty, rusty behemoth into a shining work of art, a testament to the power of cleanliness and dedication. I had been given a task that would push me to my limits, to test my skills and my resolve.

I began by taking a step back, surveying the damage that lay before me. The grime and rust that coated every surface seemed to mock me, daring me to try and conquer it. But I was not one to be intimidated. With a deep breath, I reached for my trusty power washing grenade, a tool that would become my best friend in this battle against filth.

As I aimed the nozzle at the first spot of grime, I felt a surge of adrenaline coursing through my veins. This was it, the moment of truth. Would I be able to vanquish the rust and emerge victorious? The answer, as it turned out, was a resounding yes. With a few swift passes of the nozzle, the grime began to dissolve, revealing a shiny, clean surface beneath.

But I knew that this was just the beginning. There were still many more spots to conquer, many more areas to scrub and rinse until they sparkled like new. And so, I set to work with renewed vigor, my power washing grenade at the ready. The hours passed in a blur of spray and suds, as I battled grime and rust on every inch of this poor bumper.

And then, just when I thought I was done, I spotted one final spot that refused to yield to my cleansing efforts. Ah, but I was not deterred. With a fierce cry of determination, I charged forward once more, my power washing grenade leading the charge. The result? A sparkling clean bumper, free from even the slightest hint of rust or grime.

But my work was far from over. As I turned my attention to the undercarriage and exhaust, I realized that there were still many more challenges to overcome. And so, I set to work with renewed energy, determined to conquer every last inch of dirt and grime that dared to defy me.

And then, just when I thought it was all done, I discovered a shocking truth: my trusty power washing grenade was out of stock. The unthinkable had happened - the very tool that had been my faithful companion throughout this battle against filth was no longer available to me. But I refused to be defeated. With a determined glint in my eye, I turned to my multi-purpose cleaner, a substitute for my beloved power washing grenade.

It may not have performed as well, but it would have to do. And so, with a newfound sense of determination, I set to work once more, scrubbing and rinsing every inch of the bumper until it shone like new. And when I finally finished, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and satisfaction. It was a job well done, a testament to my skills and my dedication.

As I stood back to admire my handiwork, I felt a strange sense of connection to this poor bumper. We had been through so much together, from the grime and rust that had threatened to overwhelm us, to the final moments of scrubbing and rinsing that had left it sparkling like new. It was a bond forged in fire and water, a bond that would last long after I had moved on to my next project.

And so, as I watched the bumper drive away from me, its sparkling clean surface glistening in the sunlight, I felt a sense of gratitude for this strange and wonderful journey. It had been a journey of self-discovery and cleanliness, one that had tested my limits and pushed me to be my best. And it was a journey that I would never forget, one that would stay with me long after the dust had settled.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to powerwash simulator this one isn't going to be nearly as long as the others because we have arrived at the last thing that is available in powerwash simulator the recreational vehicle i've done every level in every way possible this is one of the new ones that they added and yes they're working on new levels but i thought it was fitting that i didn't just leave this be and i actually finish it and i'll take my time with it i honestly will because oh look at this bad boy i also saw that on twitter the developers behind this game are looking at or asking people what do you think the lore is of this game and i know that there is a dark secret lurking in this town somewhere like it's too pristine wait can you i was about safe i could just walk down the street that would have been very creepy there's probably like a secret path in one of these levels that no one's ever seen before and you know no one's ever paid attention to and it's all been gone whatever anyway i'm gonna take my time with this one i'm gonna really get it in detail let me think actually how i want to attack this because it's a big van it's got some pretty crusty sand in there graffiti rust all the good stuff can i climb oh come on developers this game is literally unplayable you have a ladder in the back of this and i can't climb the ladder in the back of the rv to get to the top i have to use my ladder for some reason literally i have to place the ladder next to the ladder that is already on here literally unplayable did you even bother to try to test this because it's clear that you did not anyway what i'm gonna do is i'm just gonna go through and i'm gonna i'm gonna clean as i see fit and i'm going to do with my trusty let's go green to start with i want to see what kind of stuff this can get just wanted to see how grateful jenny and i are for everything you've done for us it's really helped us get on get on our feet oh well that's very nice you're welcome i can't remember who you are but i'm glad that i could help it sounds silly but washing the house when no one else would made such a difference and as for the car oh that's so nice no why would you be so nice i don't know i'm getting sad when i complete these things oh diner cleaned already that's the good stuff it's probably like some kind of a zen challenge you could do for yourself by just like washing everything with either the the zero degree nozzle the red one or just with the uh the spinning thing oh this isn't even a separate item it's it's all part of the same body i don't know why but i feel like washing all the little details first and then getting the larger ones that feels right and i get to use this thing and do that zen thing that i was talking about probably some on the top or like the inner side here there we go the last thing the last washable i'm sad now i'm sad this game has changed my life forever i'm not sure if i'm joking about that i'm really not sure because i look at things differently like i was vacuuming the other day and i looked at it like okay i gotta i can't just rush through this i gotta complete each section because the vacuum was just this tiny handheld vacuum and i'm like okay let's see if i really wanna get into the nitty-gritty of this then you know i gotta i gotta be slow and methodical about it i was like oh no oh no powerwall simulator is teaching me a life lesson oh no so i can't exactly tell if i'm joking as far as um you know it's changed my life or not but man is this game good god damn good game i can't believe it's taking this long for someone to realize the potential of this because i know that people have known that that power washing is just such a satisfying adventure and uh to have it in game form done well too you know i want to see i want to see some other power washing games you know let's see if get some competition see who can make the best power washing game they got a head start here though gonna be hard to beat is that rust is that some rust on this hatch hmm this is definitely the slower approach but you know there's really like this van is going to be done before i know it i'm just going to be like oh crap i guess i maybe shouldn't have rushed it oh who drew flowers on this that's lovely very nice it also teaches me not to be so tense because i have a habit of like really tensing up when i'm like ooh fine motor control but honestly like actually relaxing is a much better strategy to dealing with um fine situations just slow down a bit and take your time and wouldn't you know it it gets done all the same okay that's most of the details on this side i think so yeah let's go for the front this here let me just go ahead and yeah let's do this oh that's some rust in there oh we're gonna need to take our time with this oh that is some built up rust i could use a metal cleaner but you know i got to save my money who knows when the developers are going to put an even better washer in here i'm really hoping that what it is is like they'll have washers that are specialized for uh certain types of grime and stuff i know it says in the description that it kinda is that way right now but even though there's only three washers one is clearly way better than the others so you know this one is the most powerful and it's just a situation where you're like yeah i guess i'll use that one you know and by the way i do know about tab but it's cheating much like many things of this game like so it's cheating our driving miss pebbles live stream flopped the fans just want esther so we sold the car for a lot i mean a lot i mean yes we do want to supersize lot all right then sorry about your live stream but i guess you still made out like a bandit but good this thing isn't quite getting it i'll just go manual this rust is baked into here i don't think i've ever encountered rust quite like this huh i guess they wanted the last one to be a thorough clean look at that go that is stubborn that is stubborn as hell stubborn as a mule stubborn is something that is incredibly stubborn and no one ever better say me how's this not me not what i'm talking about god damn the rust was with me was with me i did i i do realize the absolute nonsense of my love for this game like i get it i get it but all memes aside i'm gonna be very unapologetic with my love for this game as i've been in every episode there is no denying the unbelievable satisfaction that comes out of this game and also just kind of like the pride you can take the job well done like bam look at that all done now come on you're clean you're clean come on you're clean come on there you go good good good very good very proud of you with enough time even the yellow can take away uh rust i didn't know that huh it's not perfect and you gotta go real slow but maybe the coverage actually is a little bit better very nice i see you under there almost lost you underneath the dirt i'm just you know just having a good time also the filming for the sequel though heist with markiplier is going very well and uh i can't wait to show you guys some of the stuff we have in store it's going to be a bit you know we got a lot more left to film but man i've been having a good time out here in austin filming just something that i've been planning for so long finally coming in to realities it's just very very nice i do like it it is nice not everyone gets to do that i know that and i cherish that um that's all the details on that side oh now we get to do the dumb back all right well i guess i'm excited about this i know there's gonna be so much rust on this bumper but i'm just clearing off the the dust so i can i can see what i'm working with i'm probably just gonna clear up the whole back side just because there is a lot of rust here so let me just see how this is going oh look there's logos under here we raided the attic for all of esther's old stuff and put it all on the vlog it's gone bananas i thought you said the live stream flopped where are all these people coming from do you know how vlogs work and what's fascinated me the most is the telemetry the telema the telemetry the telemet the telemetry look i don't really look at analytics but i'm pretty sure that telemetry isn't exactly a category there oh the underbody i didn't even see the undercarriage there okay all right then not a problem the underside that's literally the name of this section the underside oh yes thank you i will definitely clear out the underside god do you remember how naive i was when i first played this with that space rover i really thought it was gonna be like a one video game i was like ah okay this is gonna be pretty cool didn't even know what the grime was the difference between the different dirts was didn't know anything i was so young oh just fresh faced with nothing but optimism and nothing no no idea of the realities of life and cleanliness just with dirt on my nose and rust on my loins i was nobody that was nothing then then i became the premier youtube whatever the power washing simulator challenge channel that i am i've come a long way and i couldn't have done it without you thank you for letting me be me and being here to see me be me and not getting in the way of me being me i'm gonna have trouble with this ladder i can tell okay uh that's probably all that i can do from this angle i think i actually do have to get up before i'm able to get anything else you know i almost feel like the white nozzle is a little useless because there are very few occasions when i would consider it a good idea to use the white nozzle unless it's just like the most basic dirt but at that point you get an upgrade and i don't know you you get harder levels so unless you're backtracking i guess green's good he's not bad i don't mind the green jenny's changed too traded in cryptozoology for cryptocurrency itty bitty coin looks like the next big thing if you need yeah okay thanks that's exactly what i wanted in my fire washing simulator experience get the world of crypto and air thank you thank you for that i know i'm not getting it uh everything perfect um but i'm getting the majority of it because biakuaz i'm going to use soap for its intended purpose which is to put a finishing touch on everything and polish this bad boy to a mirror finish because it's mostly metal right if i was to really role play my my my power washing simulator here which i am and which i'm doing i'm going to assume that the soap is really mainly there for uh that sparkle that clean that fresh scent at the end of the job so that you can turn it back to the customer and they can know that you really did your job well they can smell the clean that's really what i want that's what i want for these lovely people and that's what they're gonna get let's get up here while i'm up here i'm gonna spot the goddamn rust that's still in this bumper where are you where are you i wish i had like a power washing grenade you know what i mean just something to really hone in on the stupid pieces of junk that are trying to hold out on me get clean well this bumper is going to be about a hunch that's okay though more challenge for me oh there's all the grime on you okay there we go there we go the upshot of all this we want you to have oh oh for me oh what will you oh you oh you're so sweet i was going to do this this job so good for you you didn't tell me it was for me i never would have tried as hard oh maybe you could take your job to other counties maybe you know someone on the lookout for one oh no it's you give it to me i'm not gonna re-gift it oh that's too nice oh my gosh i'm actually my heart is actually warm from that that's so nice bam okay so that is all what meant to stay up there hang on dramatic finish no that's rust okay so that is all of the grime i think all that's left now is regular old rust so as i said i'm gonna use this for its intended purpose which is as a polisher at the end of a job well done really spit shine it up really get this thing all nice there we go there it is there it is there it is that's what it's for because then you get the nice like feeling of clean you know what i mean you get that sensation that like oh yeah oh that's a oh that's a minty fresh clean there and if i could just get the rest of this bumper all cleaned up let me get the undercarriage though and that exhaust definitely has some spots oh that exhaust where's the where would that be i don't see anything oh there we go i see you gotcha okay and then bumper bumper thought i saw something there ah there we go that's nice this is practically done on this side well let's give her all the old spit shine um she's a beaut she's a beard i i'm i need to be allowed to tie more metal clean oh out of stock really out of stock what do you mean you're out of stock do they get out of stock is that a thing that happens why is my no what that's time yeah i got multi-purpose cleaner i'll be fine ah a thing of beauty the multi-purpose cleaner has that minty fresh that's what i'm really looking for that's the only reason i'm really doing this just for that minty finish almost done well this one definitely doesn't do metal as well but i only got the tiniest bit of metal left but let's let's put it up there as i'll run it out there it goes let's get those last things by hand see some there let's get the turbo yeah these guys at the top are still a little bit of a bother oh there's still some dirt on the side here i know there's dirt all over this but i didn't think man that multi-purpose cleaner does not do as well as i thought it would i saw a rust somewhere here definitely said rust okay brake lights i know it's these back ones up here break lines all this bumper still oh this bumper no way no is it the front bumper oh i thought i did this i thought i heard it go ding i could have sworn i heard it go ding okay whatever indicators oh definitely these up tippy top hey fa get yourself over here as quick as you can we get wait what what that's a beautiful job that's a beauty of a job that's beautiful now it's beautiful oh it's a thing of beauty that's a thing of beauty but what did you say is it i thought that was the last one well if that's the case well i'm all out of time for this one but that's interesting to know thank you for that pleasant surprise thank you everybody so much for watching i'll wait until there's another like substantial update um before i do that one because then i'll i'll maybe i'll get something else or maybe i'll just do that one on my own but thank you everybody so much for watching thank you for watching this series with me and thank you for enjoying the luxury of power washing and the satisfaction of a job well done and a job well clean so thank you and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye youhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to powerwash simulator this one isn't going to be nearly as long as the others because we have arrived at the last thing that is available in powerwash simulator the recreational vehicle i've done every level in every way possible this is one of the new ones that they added and yes they're working on new levels but i thought it was fitting that i didn't just leave this be and i actually finish it and i'll take my time with it i honestly will because oh look at this bad boy i also saw that on twitter the developers behind this game are looking at or asking people what do you think the lore is of this game and i know that there is a dark secret lurking in this town somewhere like it's too pristine wait can you i was about safe i could just walk down the street that would have been very creepy there's probably like a secret path in one of these levels that no one's ever seen before and you know no one's ever paid attention to and it's all been gone whatever anyway i'm gonna take my time with this one i'm gonna really get it in detail let me think actually how i want to attack this because it's a big van it's got some pretty crusty sand in there graffiti rust all the good stuff can i climb oh come on developers this game is literally unplayable you have a ladder in the back of this and i can't climb the ladder in the back of the rv to get to the top i have to use my ladder for some reason literally i have to place the ladder next to the ladder that is already on here literally unplayable did you even bother to try to test this because it's clear that you did not anyway what i'm gonna do is i'm just gonna go through and i'm gonna i'm gonna clean as i see fit and i'm going to do with my trusty let's go green to start with i want to see what kind of stuff this can get just wanted to see how grateful jenny and i are for everything you've done for us it's really helped us get on get on our feet oh well that's very nice you're welcome i can't remember who you are but i'm glad that i could help it sounds silly but washing the house when no one else would made such a difference and as for the car oh that's so nice no why would you be so nice i don't know i'm getting sad when i complete these things oh diner cleaned already that's the good stuff it's probably like some kind of a zen challenge you could do for yourself by just like washing everything with either the the zero degree nozzle the red one or just with the uh the spinning thing oh this isn't even a separate item it's it's all part of the same body i don't know why but i feel like washing all the little details first and then getting the larger ones that feels right and i get to use this thing and do that zen thing that i was talking about probably some on the top or like the inner side here there we go the last thing the last washable i'm sad now i'm sad this game has changed my life forever i'm not sure if i'm joking about that i'm really not sure because i look at things differently like i was vacuuming the other day and i looked at it like okay i gotta i can't just rush through this i gotta complete each section because the vacuum was just this tiny handheld vacuum and i'm like okay let's see if i really wanna get into the nitty-gritty of this then you know i gotta i gotta be slow and methodical about it i was like oh no oh no powerwall simulator is teaching me a life lesson oh no so i can't exactly tell if i'm joking as far as um you know it's changed my life or not but man is this game good god damn good game i can't believe it's taking this long for someone to realize the potential of this because i know that people have known that that power washing is just such a satisfying adventure and uh to have it in game form done well too you know i want to see i want to see some other power washing games you know let's see if get some competition see who can make the best power washing game they got a head start here though gonna be hard to beat is that rust is that some rust on this hatch hmm this is definitely the slower approach but you know there's really like this van is going to be done before i know it i'm just going to be like oh crap i guess i maybe shouldn't have rushed it oh who drew flowers on this that's lovely very nice it also teaches me not to be so tense because i have a habit of like really tensing up when i'm like ooh fine motor control but honestly like actually relaxing is a much better strategy to dealing with um fine situations just slow down a bit and take your time and wouldn't you know it it gets done all the same okay that's most of the details on this side i think so yeah let's go for the front this here let me just go ahead and yeah let's do this oh that's some rust in there oh we're gonna need to take our time with this oh that is some built up rust i could use a metal cleaner but you know i got to save my money who knows when the developers are going to put an even better washer in here i'm really hoping that what it is is like they'll have washers that are specialized for uh certain types of grime and stuff i know it says in the description that it kinda is that way right now but even though there's only three washers one is clearly way better than the others so you know this one is the most powerful and it's just a situation where you're like yeah i guess i'll use that one you know and by the way i do know about tab but it's cheating much like many things of this game like so it's cheating our driving miss pebbles live stream flopped the fans just want esther so we sold the car for a lot i mean a lot i mean yes we do want to supersize lot all right then sorry about your live stream but i guess you still made out like a bandit but good this thing isn't quite getting it i'll just go manual this rust is baked into here i don't think i've ever encountered rust quite like this huh i guess they wanted the last one to be a thorough clean look at that go that is stubborn that is stubborn as hell stubborn as a mule stubborn is something that is incredibly stubborn and no one ever better say me how's this not me not what i'm talking about god damn the rust was with me was with me i did i i do realize the absolute nonsense of my love for this game like i get it i get it but all memes aside i'm gonna be very unapologetic with my love for this game as i've been in every episode there is no denying the unbelievable satisfaction that comes out of this game and also just kind of like the pride you can take the job well done like bam look at that all done now come on you're clean you're clean come on you're clean come on there you go good good good very good very proud of you with enough time even the yellow can take away uh rust i didn't know that huh it's not perfect and you gotta go real slow but maybe the coverage actually is a little bit better very nice i see you under there almost lost you underneath the dirt i'm just you know just having a good time also the filming for the sequel though heist with markiplier is going very well and uh i can't wait to show you guys some of the stuff we have in store it's going to be a bit you know we got a lot more left to film but man i've been having a good time out here in austin filming just something that i've been planning for so long finally coming in to realities it's just very very nice i do like it it is nice not everyone gets to do that i know that and i cherish that um that's all the details on that side oh now we get to do the dumb back all right well i guess i'm excited about this i know there's gonna be so much rust on this bumper but i'm just clearing off the the dust so i can i can see what i'm working with i'm probably just gonna clear up the whole back side just because there is a lot of rust here so let me just see how this is going oh look there's logos under here we raided the attic for all of esther's old stuff and put it all on the vlog it's gone bananas i thought you said the live stream flopped where are all these people coming from do you know how vlogs work and what's fascinated me the most is the telemetry the telema the telemetry the telemet the telemetry look i don't really look at analytics but i'm pretty sure that telemetry isn't exactly a category there oh the underbody i didn't even see the undercarriage there okay all right then not a problem the underside that's literally the name of this section the underside oh yes thank you i will definitely clear out the underside god do you remember how naive i was when i first played this with that space rover i really thought it was gonna be like a one video game i was like ah okay this is gonna be pretty cool didn't even know what the grime was the difference between the different dirts was didn't know anything i was so young oh just fresh faced with nothing but optimism and nothing no no idea of the realities of life and cleanliness just with dirt on my nose and rust on my loins i was nobody that was nothing then then i became the premier youtube whatever the power washing simulator challenge channel that i am i've come a long way and i couldn't have done it without you thank you for letting me be me and being here to see me be me and not getting in the way of me being me i'm gonna have trouble with this ladder i can tell okay uh that's probably all that i can do from this angle i think i actually do have to get up before i'm able to get anything else you know i almost feel like the white nozzle is a little useless because there are very few occasions when i would consider it a good idea to use the white nozzle unless it's just like the most basic dirt but at that point you get an upgrade and i don't know you you get harder levels so unless you're backtracking i guess green's good he's not bad i don't mind the green jenny's changed too traded in cryptozoology for cryptocurrency itty bitty coin looks like the next big thing if you need yeah okay thanks that's exactly what i wanted in my fire washing simulator experience get the world of crypto and air thank you thank you for that i know i'm not getting it uh everything perfect um but i'm getting the majority of it because biakuaz i'm going to use soap for its intended purpose which is to put a finishing touch on everything and polish this bad boy to a mirror finish because it's mostly metal right if i was to really role play my my my power washing simulator here which i am and which i'm doing i'm going to assume that the soap is really mainly there for uh that sparkle that clean that fresh scent at the end of the job so that you can turn it back to the customer and they can know that you really did your job well they can smell the clean that's really what i want that's what i want for these lovely people and that's what they're gonna get let's get up here while i'm up here i'm gonna spot the goddamn rust that's still in this bumper where are you where are you i wish i had like a power washing grenade you know what i mean just something to really hone in on the stupid pieces of junk that are trying to hold out on me get clean well this bumper is going to be about a hunch that's okay though more challenge for me oh there's all the grime on you okay there we go there we go the upshot of all this we want you to have oh oh for me oh what will you oh you oh you're so sweet i was going to do this this job so good for you you didn't tell me it was for me i never would have tried as hard oh maybe you could take your job to other counties maybe you know someone on the lookout for one oh no it's you give it to me i'm not gonna re-gift it oh that's too nice oh my gosh i'm actually my heart is actually warm from that that's so nice bam okay so that is all what meant to stay up there hang on dramatic finish no that's rust okay so that is all of the grime i think all that's left now is regular old rust so as i said i'm gonna use this for its intended purpose which is as a polisher at the end of a job well done really spit shine it up really get this thing all nice there we go there it is there it is there it is that's what it's for because then you get the nice like feeling of clean you know what i mean you get that sensation that like oh yeah oh that's a oh that's a minty fresh clean there and if i could just get the rest of this bumper all cleaned up let me get the undercarriage though and that exhaust definitely has some spots oh that exhaust where's the where would that be i don't see anything oh there we go i see you gotcha okay and then bumper bumper thought i saw something there ah there we go that's nice this is practically done on this side well let's give her all the old spit shine um she's a beaut she's a beard i i'm i need to be allowed to tie more metal clean oh out of stock really out of stock what do you mean you're out of stock do they get out of stock is that a thing that happens why is my no what that's time yeah i got multi-purpose cleaner i'll be fine ah a thing of beauty the multi-purpose cleaner has that minty fresh that's what i'm really looking for that's the only reason i'm really doing this just for that minty finish almost done well this one definitely doesn't do metal as well but i only got the tiniest bit of metal left but let's let's put it up there as i'll run it out there it goes let's get those last things by hand see some there let's get the turbo yeah these guys at the top are still a little bit of a bother oh there's still some dirt on the side here i know there's dirt all over this but i didn't think man that multi-purpose cleaner does not do as well as i thought it would i saw a rust somewhere here definitely said rust okay brake lights i know it's these back ones up here break lines all this bumper still oh this bumper no way no is it the front bumper oh i thought i did this i thought i heard it go ding i could have sworn i heard it go ding okay whatever indicators oh definitely these up tippy top hey fa get yourself over here as quick as you can we get wait what what that's a beautiful job that's a beauty of a job that's beautiful now it's beautiful oh it's a thing of beauty that's a thing of beauty but what did you say is it i thought that was the last one well if that's the case well i'm all out of time for this one but that's interesting to know thank you for that pleasant surprise thank you everybody so much for watching i'll wait until there's another like substantial update um before i do that one because then i'll i'll maybe i'll get something else or maybe i'll just do that one on my own but thank you everybody so much for watching thank you for watching this series with me and thank you for enjoying the luxury of power washing and the satisfaction of a job well done and a job well clean so thank you and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye you\n"