The Doper's Delight: A Journey Through Swords and Fantasy

As I sat down to record this episode of "Doper Dope", I couldn't help but think about my favorite job. You know, that one time where everything just clicked? Yeah, that was my best job. But I digress. Today, we're going to be talking about swords - specifically, lightsabers.

I actually got my hands on a pretty cool lightsaber, and I was excited to show it off to my friend. As we were about to start recording, I realized that my friend was blocking all the shots. But don't worry, I wasn't too bothered about it. After all, as any true fan of "Star Wars" knows, a good lightsaber fight is all about the drama and flair.

As we started to play around with the lightsaber, things quickly got out of hand. My friend was like a pro, effortlessly dodging and weaving around my attacks. But I wasn't about to give up. I decided to take it up a notch by pretending to use real lightsabers - complete with dramatic sound effects and intense acting.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "What's the difference between a toy lightsaber and a real one?" Well, let me tell you - a real lightsaber is no joke. In fact, according to Viggo Mortensen, the actor who played Aragorn in "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy, he carried his sword with him everywhere on set. And when people were doing stunts, they would use real steel swords. Talk about dedication.

As we continued to play around with the lightsaber, things got a little out of hand. My friend started to mock my process, and I couldn't help but feel a little hurt. But then, something amazing happened. We started to have a watermelon-themed lightsaber duel - complete with circular slices and sword-fighting moves.

It was at this point that I realized the true power of lightsabers wasn't just about fighting - it was also about having fun and being silly. And let's be real, who doesn't love a good melon-based lightsaber duel?

As we wrapped up our recording session, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the experience. It was a reminder that even in the most mundane moments, there is always room for creativity and excitement. And who knows - maybe one day, I'll even get to use my "real" lightsaber on set.

In the meantime, I'm just going to enjoy the simple pleasure of owning a cool lightsaber and using it to defend my honor (and my watermelon). So, if you're feeling down in the dumps, just remember: with a little bit of creativity and some trusty lightsaber by your side, anything is possible.

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steel sword yeah i have the t11 but uh add a cart wow look at this look at the pattern and the texture on this is that a little dragon dragon what dragon d swords across the table that's right baby oh who's is this probably mine i imagine she dressed up for me today look at this dude he's gonna whip that out and i'm gonna die take that out of contact there's a slither in there this feels like a tanner sword oh yeah this is something that like the wild wild guys it's not even out of its sheet i still can die i am too hyped about this right now oh yeah oh wow that's so sharp it's pretty blade though yeah this just something about this makes me just want to like don't let's go try it out kerchow we're here everybody we're gonna cut some fruit because we're not here we're somewhere else we're somewhere we're actually gonna look like we're somewhere else we're in the pits of despair we're gonna take the sword we just bought and we're gonna actually test them and use them we've got non-cut knives so youtube you don't have to be like non-cut knives anti-cut gloves gloves non-cut gloves so we have anti-cutting knives we got eye protection youtube there's no reason for you to be worried hey i'm hungry so i'm gonna go first what do i want i'm allergic to some of these things i'm gonna start with a kiwi i'm a little allergic to a kiwi but i'm hungry this one has the snake and stuff on it wait is this table prepared for me to you're gonna go in on it can i just go for the table then yeah so anticlimactic and unexpected i told you i'm hungry i'm gonna take a slice out of it you know what it actually worked that was cool though here you go honey there you go that's so awkward there you go it's her first day with uh solids why are kiwis so hairy everything about that also he really cut that up yeah what a father cut it's like this like he cut that for his kids we're gonna just get if you guys want to see us cut the big watermelon stay till the end we're gonna cut that one last man i feel powerful with this song i feel like i've seen this in the movies this is what you get for not filing your 2021 taxes what is that what color is that what is that pineapple i cut it so smooth it didn't have time to turn red bro you caught this melon by surprise this is delicious bro prove it can you cut me off a slice dog yeah dude what the heck you decimated this watch out i'm cutting you a slice this guy spanked a melon dude nice thank you that's good smack talking now he's got a perfect cut yes this is a perfect cut this smells like bad produce bruh it's like honey i give it a dope we'll hold him over until we get to the next product bro it's not wrong shadows die twice it doesn't mean anything guys it's a game it's one of my favorite games of all time bro shadows can't die dude yeah they die twice you're pretty much a guy with a sword and you do sword things what are three things you do with the sword if you have one right now i'd probably go watch some tv bro that just ruined my expectations that was so funny do you play this game i beat it yeah probably my second favorite game of all time was this the one that you were talking about it was like extremely difficult no yeah it's one of the hardest games yes i mean this is the one with the divine dragon boss fight that i was telling you guys about that one time yeah that's a dragon yeah look at him that's what i look like when my dog wakes me up dude all right i'm buying the sword add the cart oh this was mine my sakura swords wow this does not look super great quality not sharp either i think it's kind of intentional to not ship these swords sharp look at all this rope you get dude that's the design that's my bad dude it's my sword let's go use it this is the sakura sword i actually almost don't want to use it one thing i really like about the sword i like how it looks dirty it is dirty in the game is it has this like almost like rainbow reflection but like a mature rainbow reflection show it show it yeah like look at it looks like an exhaust pipe i also like that it has this little chain down here yeah maybe you can hook it too tangle it yeah yeah it's like a keychain like this would fit on bailey's keychain honestly this whole sword would put on bailey's yeah it would still not be the biggest object yeah exactly or the scariest yeah so i'm going to use sakura sword for all you gamers out there rise up i'm going to use a coconut and i think the coconut's the best for this because in the game it's all about deflecting so i think a coconut is going to really fight me back and maybe we get some cocoa juice out of it nice love cocoa juice also if you guys want to see more sick things like this happening but maybe some slow-mo added to it yeah go check it out i got rex did you hit it like a bat again bro no dude i just gave it a spanky spanky you got to commit nice he committed dude why does that look like uh old milk oh this is going i'm hanging this up in my office you just gotta clean the juices off of it no i'm gonna say that it's blood yeah from another war also look the juices reflect the color so it's like purple juices i don't know if you can see that it's like i got a hold of barney or something i'm just like yeah this is a dope decided love it i'm gonna keep it and it bends a little left i can respect that next bolt dude viking play pack hold on wooden swords with shields do you want to have a whack-up but you can't say it after i realized i shouldn't have said it i think we should get this on yeah yeah yeah i've always wanted to have a little bit of a larp fast dude we should just do a studio larp fest what if you had a larp channel wasn't that battle universe yeah pretty much uh so i'm gonna go and get these and i'm gonna fight matt can you engrave my name on it too yeah let's go ahead and do a sword engraving someone's coming in this one says watch out oh it says watch out too wow i forgot we got these these are sticks what about this just goes up a real sword battle let's go use these over there like let's have like a little mini sword fight and then we can try and cut some crew with it too i think i will defeat you who wants to battle me with me i do sword me lauren what are the rules rules don't swing too hard but these rules aren't like really rules i'm a little nervous to say that after i said one rule i'm not gonna one rule my one rule no rules you should be officiating this you're doing why did you already give up oh i was just going to watch you guys oh rules don't touch each other object of the game right right um use fake swords wooden swords this is just a sparring match watch out for each other watch out you're right these are not rules this is general advice yeah and then uh no no head shots no growing shots no shins that would hurt ah okay just body shots just body and on guard boy i feel so nervous i don't want to get stabbed stop it is that i could not be a viking this is really scary i mean like to the death you're just like tanner's flamingo style yeah see matt grew up with brothers wait let me hit your hand i want to see what that feels like did i hit your hand that's got to be a body shot i know it hurts i'm nervous about the body shot if that's the hand you're soft i mean your body stopped yeah i guess are you gonna take that from him no he just called you soft tenor watch out use your shield matthias use your shield oh devil deflection oh that gun oh you're not even using your story right now tanner wins i'm not a fighter thanks dude all right let's get them objective in the end and then the quick fruit cut to give it to wrap it all up one two three i just hit your sword you hit my sword into that that didn't hurt now if you're a man you're wearing an apron it's a dope next product oh do the dual bladed sword like zuko has saka space sword ooh give me that who's saka from absolute airbender he pretty much goes to a sword expert and he makes a sword out of meteorite so he's a sucker he's a dope sucker he is but he's good dude that's really rustling up my jimmy and i'm kind of here for it my jimmies might be a little rustled i love this dude and i love avatar the last air banger what's nice a car dude i'm so that's a cool looking sword it's made out of meteorite not this one in particular oh you could have said it to me you know that tick tock trend going right now it's like you know a guy who like wears striped t-shirts but he has a real breath he's a nine but he's got soccer's meteor sword so five so a 15. oh he can literally cut my pants off that's quick access baby quick access also a guy comes up to us in the street cuts my pants off no you what are you defending us you're defending my honor you're gonna have to give me like a couple of soccer quotes and then swinging around you know what i'm saying and be really cringe about it no try to be as cool as possible and that's what'll get it to be cringy let's go to the warehouse oh woods has got his soccer sword oh yeah wait wait wait are you aren't you gonna do the quotes my dude boomerang no tour of the camera yeah not to miami why does that look like a giant snowman deviled egg is that what you said yeah let's just commit to cutting it instead yeah you're right this thing is so dull all right woods give it a slice air bending slice look at that you just opened the noggin of this thi this person bro okay i'm gonna go down team avatar nice yeah oh there's a seed in there very nice what is this honeydew that looks moshy bro smoshy wait we didn't test this meteorite properties yeah here we go this is a good tester imagine this is like a hair like a hairpiece yeah if you can be that accurate bro you've earned the sword what you did not do it i missed though dude so close now it looks like one of those island boys you ever seen those guys nice see that was a good cut that was a good cut meteorite sword a dope next product sword earrings tiny swords dude sword earrings are kind of a dope idea if you could find a dangly sword earring i would wear it i would wear that as an earring they're so big is it too big you think it's just gonna scrape my shoulder there it is dude that dagger oh that's cool actually that's like i will fight you territory let's get a pair nope this is definitely yours tanner i'm trying to feel like this was just my video you know this is for your ear yeah this is for his ear hole oh yeah we need to punch in punch and dog look at that that's pretty hard now i would say it's a pretty big sword too honestly also this is the hardest thing ever to put on you need help i think so what's put on my first ever earring by the way in his car bro careful don't talk while you do this you're going to get it lost in your ear lost it's just going to be like where'd it go yeah can you do that it's in no it's not it's not latched on the back fun fact i got my ears pierced wait wait define fun before you say this fact um i got my ear pierced and we were in wood's car and i wanted to put my new earring in so bad i was like let's just hop plug this thing yeah i started bleeding out that's tight oh wait so you the earring that they put in there after they punch your ear that you're supposed to leave in there so it heals like i don't i'm not like a stud earring kind of guy you know what i'm saying oh you mean it was like a diamond yeah it was weird it was a weird look so you have an ear experience with him and i have any experience with you yeah both were very vulnerable woods almost cried during yours and you didn't i almost died during mine i think it's kind of dope i say dope let me get you a quick angle seen it on your face though what do you look like well i was a waster just put your energy i was so curious what he was doing there he goes also can you guys check for any blockages i need to go and get that looked at i haven't been able to hear out of this ear and legit like four years this sword's pretty sick maybe i could use that to cut it out but the story's pretty sick could you hear that no what's going on wait what did you say you heard me ask the question what you're not acting deaf you're acting dumb right now there's a huge i don't see a difference if you can't hear you're done can we make a cancel tanner compilation i would love that yeah i would absolutely love that imagine your own company trying to cancel you on the internet i would i'm going to never have my goal my goal on dovernov is to cancel those companies are like hide hide hide and we're like get rid of this monkey come on either way the sword's sick you want to lick it let's see the next one do you have any floppy swords that might be fun it'd be fun he said bro i don't like squiggly swords those things actually feel threatening to me because you're like you never know what's coming first that one's cool right there no that brown yeah yeah yeah wood's nice oh yeah you guys have a similar eye to that so that's pretty aesthetic actually it gives like indiana jones vibes bro i'd actually use this or what defending your home i just need it okay all right not just a car this is pretty dope look at this thing dude is this mine yeah it's like a machete because i have an unboxed one yet yeah you didn't like the idea of swords as much as i did and there's something just like hot about a dude using that sword just the way you're using is really weird you're so sick whoa this is nice oh this is sharp wow we're just going to replace that again all right okay i can see myself holding this under what circumstance would you kill a man um survival matt is this real leather yeah this is real leather like this is not a joke this is an actual usable sword everything else felt like a prop look at the nice handle here this is such a beautiful handle should we go like use it i think yeah crack a coconut with it maybe some bamboo matt would you say that's a medium sword average sword i'd say it's dope okay that wasn't the answer but right there's no way that handle is so slippery i'd rather cut myself than cut someone else yes i am a hero don't quote that wow you're wearing your cape backwards has anyone ever told you you're funny yeah point harder with it point harder has everyone ever told you no one's told me i want a papaya bro okay give me a papaya this is papaya papaya stinks so you're not when oh that's a perfect star a perfect storm all right so what if i thought it was cool why do you sing the shrek song though oh it was pregnant no that's a fish dude these are what i actually hate that what is it dude don't eat that that's caviar you know some seeds have cyanide in them like if you blend cherries without pitting them you could die that's it that's all it takes that's all it takes as long as there's a possibility so good to know yeah yeah yeah yeah why does it look flesh-colored i don't like flesh-colored fruits okay it's just fun to stabby stabby stabby yeah oh is the dope this is a dope this is dope dragon fruit's cool have you guys ever cut open dragon fruit i'm going to this episode beautiful next product wow what a great segue good shut up dunked it no dunked it i actually wanted to get this other one too the damascus sword with leather sheath it's got a dragon with a tongue it looks kind of scary am i right it looks like it's shooting a blade out of its mouth oh and it's a little bit of a floppy sword for woods for woods what i got you a floppy sword yeah thanks i appreciate it i know i bet you like this floppies nice oh i don't like the way i said that at all i like the way i know that's what you're going for no i honestly wasn't but the more i said it the more i realized i should be watching those videos that woods had to watch earlier you guys should have a what oh never mind no jeepers someone adds this to cart yeah we all know it's mine because that's a dragon i love dragons i just love dragon d swords out of that i hate the squiggly blade it makes me uncomfy the blade is just like i guess i'm a blade i got something there's just something about the sword that you know hurts it wouldn't hurt more than any other one this isn't very sharp like maps oh never mind look at that that's fine like what are you gonna do with a sword though like you really want swords yeah i mean what do you do with anything use them yeah so use it okay i don't like to collect things normally but something about swords is like this dude's either really nerdy or like this dude's got problems and i have problems and i guess i'm a little nerdy so it's like kind of fits both yikes you don't collect anything except for fedoras and swords woods we don't all want to connect and collect different types of screws and nuts and bolts some of us have taste tips i fedora just imagine going into wood's apartment and he's just got a nut collection yeah this one's from a 1950s collection off a railroad this looks like something that you would get in like um mordor or chinatown this looks like a game of thrones dagger like where like someone like walks up really mad her name is arya right and she like assassinates the dude in the end like this looks like something you would assassinate someone with but in the most fancy way so that's what the very big butt looks like it's pretty small but it'll get bigger this way and you just kind of go wow wow this looks exactly like the shakes yeah one time i drank a dragon fruit smoothie and then i thought i was dying six hours later but it turns out it just dyes your insides so you were done what no it dies you're inside something you expect colorful rainbows i feel like i'm gonna like yeah i was clean oh sam's on the splash zone yeah this is like sea world except way less cool did it taste good unfortunately she goes yeah the thing is is you have to treat a dagger like a dagger you can't go in there treating like a sword you have to have some more finesse some more dexterity we gotta get close to it you have to be like hey little audience yeah now this is a little cat this just has one more story to it oh we should have got a fencing sword i just cut a hole in the table that's how sharp this is watch out you're just kidding like you're literally you're literally just in the middle of the two i'm not i promise you it's a folding table bro bro it's a folding cable you idiot for those who don't believe me it's like a magic trick yeah i was the middle okay so maybe you're right maybe i look a little dumb it happens to the best of us now my food i just made you after all that bro come up a bite matt nah yeah it's a dope this is for sure dope this one really gives me like uh it's like gives me powerful and sexy like it gives me like antonio banderas vibe find something that really sparks your curiosity with the cool sword heck yeah bro i love big knives okay so swords swords not things those are just big knives that cause big damage 10 damage to wallet not the dog no the lightsaber oh yeah yeah that's like how do i find a tech sword bro there's too many choices tanner you know they say about choices make one this is kind of cool that's perfect oh well if we're going for perfect i gotta keep looking no we're not going for perfect get it you're the chosen one add the card guys guess what's coming up what's this special time episode everybody get your rubik's cubes together and some sick lighting i want your room to have a vibe to it i want you to send us pictures of it to get ready i feel like rubik's cubes or something i have one yeah they totally do it dude everybody comment down below what you think woods owns i'm really curious what the top voted one is look at how fast matt's doing this yeah can you hurry up though yeah dude it's like laughing at you let me loose your righty time shooting bullets that's right dude i just converted me to the dark side real quick because i'm blind now the dark side is a bunch of blind people another one for the cancel compilation yes can i get justice for jar jar in the comments down below arguably top three star wars character of all time and just disappeared yeah i thought you guys did jar jar what do you mean no jar jar is the best bro jar jar binks that jar jar was that your best job yeah that was my best one you also need some help okay now i actually got it working dude you're blocking all those shots it's really nice really well made to be perfectly honest with you did you really like hurt someone with your lightsaber if they like open their mouth to eat it they kind of beat you it's like it's like oh now i don't want to play yeah it's kind of like getting naked in a fist fight you can't really hit a naked dude okay i say that's a dope let's go take this to the warehouse and i'll do some lightsaber tricks where i'll kill them so i got the lightsaber here i got it turned on so you want to see what this looks like well let's see how much i can intimidate tanner pretty hard yeah he's like really really good at that that was tight dude it's like the force awakened and they never went back to sleep almost man oh that's cool so watch this or you've been like shoot shoot shoot me oh basketball these are fun i don't remember how much this is price range if it's above this much to know if it's below this much of the dope under 200 so if it's over 200 bucks like if it's over 200 bucks let's see tana do the same thing yeah yeah i can do that no like twirl it yeah yeah i'm just kidding be a fancy boy like me you gotta stretch you think anna can win without stretching and then one of these is what i like to do nice whoa dude the keyboard lord of the rings bro oh yeah kind of an aragorn sword forget him aragon now get erica father's day gift dude if my kids are smart enough to get me a lord of the rings sword i've raised him right okay this is the one this is the anderle i was looking for oh that's mine airborne sword bro i smacked this and i still feel it in here other side yeah yeah fun fact about um aragorn um his actor his actor he owns an actor viggo mortensen he carried his sword with him everywhere the entire time he was shooting on set and when people were doing stunts he would use a real steel sword the entire like this is not as heavy like it was like a legit heavy sword he had like working let me ask you does that make you think he's cool because in my in my book that's scary it wasn't like he was like actually attacking people it's like when he's like running when he's like doing like these intense scenes when you don't need a real sword he's like yeah it's not that heavy this isn't it this was on etsy matt so you think it was bigger than this one yeah do you mind moving the sword so it's not just like what do you mean you're not just holding it so awkwardly you look pretty excited about the sword don't look too deep into it baby baby don't handle your sword and call me baby anyways let's go let's go use it i'm going to do my aragorn rope role play what i think is fitting is the biggest melon for the biggest sword i got these are slippery oh that's going to fall right off oh look at this come on i know what i'm doing i feel like i'm knighting it no you cannot kill it after you just knighted it i have to you're a monster i'm sacrificing it but it got to be a night before it dies and it's a little orc imagine it's like a little orc baby now it's a baby he's killing it you can't it's a baby dude just end it why sideways because look at that this is a perfect watermelon okay now now give me a circular slice take one more right under it and i get a whole circle okay i want a circle of melon but you don't get the you don't get to mock my process okay this is this process this is my process nice yeah pat it down oh no you're screwing up my circle of melon bro i've never had my own circle i've never had my own circle of melon eat it eat the baby i'm not paying for this it's wrong is it not yellow that smells like the produce aisle is that a bad thing garbage you bow to no one oh i've over personified this watermelon i actually kind of feel guilt yeah you should hey i think this is a dope this product's also getting hung up on my wall thank you guys for watching this episode of doper dope i hope you guys enjoyed cutting through this video with us tom i bet you enjoyed cutting through this video uh what's another sword thing go ahead and sheath this video into your like section and stab that subscribe button we'll see you next timethat didn't hurt now if you're a man you're wearing an apron hello fellow youtube audience are you chilled out right now can't hear you over my chewing are you feeling sharp and witty what have you played fruit ninja once or are you too young for that if you guys have ever been like dang dude i want to see a fair amount maybe even 10 super sick real swords that are custom made and or not custom made that just like really tick that little thing in your brain off that says wow i'm happy right now we're going to do that for you that's not going to be the title of the video that's a little too complex let's take a look he's gonna cut whoa guys we used to have a challenge to this it was called erect all those water bottles that guy's wasting yeah seriously that's clean water you could have put bad water in there battle water bat battle water in there the water we feed our warriors to make them stronger this is sick i can't wait to get this hand forged t10 steel sword yeah i have the t11 but uh add a cart wow look at this look at the pattern and the texture on this is that a little dragon dragon what dragon d swords across the table that's right baby oh who's is this probably mine i imagine she dressed up for me today look at this dude he's gonna whip that out and i'm gonna die take that out of contact there's a slither in there this feels like a tanner sword oh yeah this is something that like the wild wild guys it's not even out of its sheet i still can die i am too hyped about this right now oh yeah oh wow that's so sharp it's pretty blade though yeah this just something about this makes me just want to like don't let's go try it out kerchow we're here everybody we're gonna cut some fruit because we're not here we're somewhere else we're somewhere we're actually gonna look like we're somewhere else we're in the pits of despair we're gonna take the sword we just bought and we're gonna actually test them and use them we've got non-cut knives so youtube you don't have to be like non-cut knives anti-cut gloves gloves non-cut gloves so we have anti-cutting knives we got eye protection youtube there's no reason for you to be worried hey i'm hungry so i'm gonna go first what do i want i'm allergic to some of these things i'm gonna start with a kiwi i'm a little allergic to a kiwi but i'm hungry this one has the snake and stuff on it wait is this table prepared for me to you're gonna go in on it can i just go for the table then yeah so anticlimactic and unexpected i told you i'm hungry i'm gonna take a slice out of it you know what it actually worked that was cool though here you go honey there you go that's so awkward there you go it's her first day with uh solids why are kiwis so hairy everything about that also he really cut that up yeah what a father cut it's like this like he cut that for his kids we're gonna just get if you guys want to see us cut the big watermelon stay till the end we're gonna cut that one last man i feel powerful with this song i feel like i've seen this in the movies this is what you get for not filing your 2021 taxes what is that what color is that what is that pineapple i cut it so smooth it didn't have time to turn red bro you caught this melon by surprise this is delicious bro prove it can you cut me off a slice dog yeah dude what the heck you decimated this watch out i'm cutting you a slice this guy spanked a melon dude nice thank you that's good smack talking now he's got a perfect cut yes this is a perfect cut this smells like bad produce bruh it's like honey i give it a dope we'll hold him over until we get to the next product bro it's not wrong shadows die twice it doesn't mean anything guys it's a game it's one of my favorite games of all time bro shadows can't die dude yeah they die twice you're pretty much a guy with a sword and you do sword things what are three things you do with the sword if you have one right now i'd probably go watch some tv bro that just ruined my expectations that was so funny do you play this game i beat it yeah probably my second favorite game of all time was this the one that you were talking about it was like extremely difficult no yeah it's one of the hardest games yes i mean this is the one with the divine dragon boss fight that i was telling you guys about that one time yeah that's a dragon yeah look at him that's what i look like when my dog wakes me up dude all right i'm buying the sword add the cart oh this was mine my sakura swords wow this does not look super great quality not sharp either i think it's kind of intentional to not ship these swords sharp look at all this rope you get dude that's the design that's my bad dude it's my sword let's go use it this is the sakura sword i actually almost don't want to use it one thing i really like about the sword i like how it looks dirty it is dirty in the game is it has this like almost like rainbow reflection but like a mature rainbow reflection show it show it yeah like look at it looks like an exhaust pipe i also like that it has this little chain down here yeah maybe you can hook it too tangle it yeah yeah it's like a keychain like this would fit on bailey's keychain honestly this whole sword would put on bailey's yeah it would still not be the biggest object yeah exactly or the scariest yeah so i'm going to use sakura sword for all you gamers out there rise up i'm going to use a coconut and i think the coconut's the best for this because in the game it's all about deflecting so i think a coconut is going to really fight me back and maybe we get some cocoa juice out of it nice love cocoa juice also if you guys want to see more sick things like this happening but maybe some slow-mo added to it yeah go check it out i got rex did you hit it like a bat again bro no dude i just gave it a spanky spanky you got to commit nice he committed dude why does that look like uh old milk oh this is going i'm hanging this up in my office you just gotta clean the juices off of it no i'm gonna say that it's blood yeah from another war also look the juices reflect the color so it's like purple juices i don't know if you can see that it's like i got a hold of barney or something i'm just like yeah this is a dope decided love it i'm gonna keep it and it bends a little left i can respect that next bolt dude viking play pack hold on wooden swords with shields do you want to have a whack-up but you can't say it after i realized i shouldn't have said it i think we should get this on yeah yeah yeah i've always wanted to have a little bit of a larp fast dude we should just do a studio larp fest what if you had a larp channel wasn't that battle universe yeah pretty much uh so i'm gonna go and get these and i'm gonna fight matt can you engrave my name on it too yeah let's go ahead and do a sword engraving someone's coming in this one says watch out oh it says watch out too wow i forgot we got these these are sticks what about this just goes up a real sword battle let's go use these over there like let's have like a little mini sword fight and then we can try and cut some crew with it too i think i will defeat you who wants to battle me with me i do sword me lauren what are the rules rules don't swing too hard but these rules aren't like really rules i'm a little nervous to say that after i said one rule i'm not gonna one rule my one rule no rules you should be officiating this you're doing why did you already give up oh i was just going to watch you guys oh rules don't touch each other object of the game right right um use fake swords wooden swords this is just a sparring match watch out for each other watch out you're right these are not rules this is general advice yeah and then uh no no head shots no growing shots no shins that would hurt ah okay just body shots just body and on guard boy i feel so nervous i don't want to get stabbed stop it is that i could not be a viking this is really scary i mean like to the death you're just like tanner's flamingo style yeah see matt grew up with brothers wait let me hit your hand i want to see what that feels like did i hit your hand that's got to be a body shot i know it hurts i'm nervous about the body shot if that's the hand you're soft i mean your body stopped yeah i guess are you gonna take that from him no he just called you soft tenor watch out use your shield matthias use your shield oh devil deflection oh that gun oh you're not even using your story right now tanner wins i'm not a fighter thanks dude all right let's get them objective in the end and then the quick fruit cut to give it to wrap it all up one two three i just hit your sword you hit my sword into that that didn't hurt now if you're a man you're wearing an apron it's a dope next product oh do the dual bladed sword like zuko has saka space sword ooh give me that who's saka from absolute airbender he pretty much goes to a sword expert and he makes a sword out of meteorite so he's a sucker he's a dope sucker he is but he's good dude that's really rustling up my jimmy and i'm kind of here for it my jimmies might be a little rustled i love this dude and i love avatar the last air banger what's nice a car dude i'm so that's a cool looking sword it's made out of meteorite not this one in particular oh you could have said it to me you know that tick tock trend going right now it's like you know a guy who like wears striped t-shirts but he has a real breath he's a nine but he's got soccer's meteor sword so five so a 15. oh he can literally cut my pants off that's quick access baby quick access also a guy comes up to us in the street cuts my pants off no you what are you defending us you're defending my honor you're gonna have to give me like a couple of soccer quotes and then swinging around you know what i'm saying and be really cringe about it no try to be as cool as possible and that's what'll get it to be cringy let's go to the warehouse oh woods has got his soccer sword oh yeah wait wait wait are you aren't you gonna do the quotes my dude boomerang no tour of the camera yeah not to miami why does that look like a giant snowman deviled egg is that what you said yeah let's just commit to cutting it instead yeah you're right this thing is so dull all right woods give it a slice air bending slice look at that you just opened the noggin of this thi this person bro okay i'm gonna go down team avatar nice yeah oh there's a seed in there very nice what is this honeydew that looks moshy bro smoshy wait we didn't test this meteorite properties yeah here we go this is a good tester imagine this is like a hair like a hairpiece yeah if you can be that accurate bro you've earned the sword what you did not do it i missed though dude so close now it looks like one of those island boys you ever seen those guys nice see that was a good cut that was a good cut meteorite sword a dope next product sword earrings tiny swords dude sword earrings are kind of a dope idea if you could find a dangly sword earring i would wear it i would wear that as an earring they're so big is it too big you think it's just gonna scrape my shoulder there it is dude that dagger oh that's cool actually that's like i will fight you territory let's get a pair nope this is definitely yours tanner i'm trying to feel like this was just my video you know this is for your ear yeah this is for his ear hole oh yeah we need to punch in punch and dog look at that that's pretty hard now i would say it's a pretty big sword too honestly also this is the hardest thing ever to put on you need help i think so what's put on my first ever earring by the way in his car bro careful don't talk while you do this you're going to get it lost in your ear lost it's just going to be like where'd it go yeah can you do that it's in no it's not it's not latched on the back fun fact i got my ears pierced wait wait define fun before you say this fact um i got my ear pierced and we were in wood's car and i wanted to put my new earring in so bad i was like let's just hop plug this thing yeah i started bleeding out that's tight oh wait so you the earring that they put in there after they punch your ear that you're supposed to leave in there so it heals like i don't i'm not like a stud earring kind of guy you know what i'm saying oh you mean it was like a diamond yeah it was weird it was a weird look so you have an ear experience with him and i have any experience with you yeah both were very vulnerable woods almost cried during yours and you didn't i almost died during mine i think it's kind of dope i say dope let me get you a quick angle seen it on your face though what do you look like well i was a waster just put your energy i was so curious what he was doing there he goes also can you guys check for any blockages i need to go and get that looked at i haven't been able to hear out of this ear and legit like four years this sword's pretty sick maybe i could use that to cut it out but the story's pretty sick could you hear that no what's going on wait what did you say you heard me ask the question what you're not acting deaf you're acting dumb right now there's a huge i don't see a difference if you can't hear you're done can we make a cancel tanner compilation i would love that yeah i would absolutely love that imagine your own company trying to cancel you on the internet i would i'm going to never have my goal my goal on dovernov is to cancel those companies are like hide hide hide and we're like get rid of this monkey come on either way the sword's sick you want to lick it let's see the next one do you have any floppy swords that might be fun it'd be fun he said bro i don't like squiggly swords those things actually feel threatening to me because you're like you never know what's coming first that one's cool right there no that brown yeah yeah yeah wood's nice oh yeah you guys have a similar eye to that so that's pretty aesthetic actually it gives like indiana jones vibes bro i'd actually use this or what defending your home i just need it okay all right not just a car this is pretty dope look at this thing dude is this mine yeah it's like a machete because i have an unboxed one yet yeah you didn't like the idea of swords as much as i did and there's something just like hot about a dude using that sword just the way you're using is really weird you're so sick whoa this is nice oh this is sharp wow we're just going to replace that again all right okay i can see myself holding this under what circumstance would you kill a man um survival matt is this real leather yeah this is real leather like this is not a joke this is an actual usable sword everything else felt like a prop look at the nice handle here this is such a beautiful handle should we go like use it i think yeah crack a coconut with it maybe some bamboo matt would you say that's a medium sword average sword i'd say it's dope okay that wasn't the answer but right there's no way that handle is so slippery i'd rather cut myself than cut someone else yes i am a hero don't quote that wow you're wearing your cape backwards has anyone ever told you you're funny yeah point harder with it point harder has everyone ever told you no one's told me i want a papaya bro okay give me a papaya this is papaya papaya stinks so you're not when oh that's a perfect star a perfect storm all right so what if i thought it was cool why do you sing the shrek song though oh it was pregnant no that's a fish dude these are what i actually hate that what is it dude don't eat that that's caviar you know some seeds have cyanide in them like if you blend cherries without pitting them you could die that's it that's all it takes that's all it takes as long as there's a possibility so good to know yeah yeah yeah yeah why does it look flesh-colored i don't like flesh-colored fruits okay it's just fun to stabby stabby stabby yeah oh is the dope this is a dope this is dope dragon fruit's cool have you guys ever cut open dragon fruit i'm going to this episode beautiful next product wow what a great segue good shut up dunked it no dunked it i actually wanted to get this other one too the damascus sword with leather sheath it's got a dragon with a tongue it looks kind of scary am i right it looks like it's shooting a blade out of its mouth oh and it's a little bit of a floppy sword for woods for woods what i got you a floppy sword yeah thanks i appreciate it i know i bet you like this floppies nice oh i don't like the way i said that at all i like the way i know that's what you're going for no i honestly wasn't but the more i said it the more i realized i should be watching those videos that woods had to watch earlier you guys should have a what oh never mind no jeepers someone adds this to cart yeah we all know it's mine because that's a dragon i love dragons i just love dragon d swords out of that i hate the squiggly blade it makes me uncomfy the blade is just like i guess i'm a blade i got something there's just something about the sword that you know hurts it wouldn't hurt more than any other one this isn't very sharp like maps oh never mind look at that that's fine like what are you gonna do with a sword though like you really want swords yeah i mean what do you do with anything use them yeah so use it okay i don't like to collect things normally but something about swords is like this dude's either really nerdy or like this dude's got problems and i have problems and i guess i'm a little nerdy so it's like kind of fits both yikes you don't collect anything except for fedoras and swords woods we don't all want to connect and collect different types of screws and nuts and bolts some of us have taste tips i fedora just imagine going into wood's apartment and he's just got a nut collection yeah this one's from a 1950s collection off a railroad this looks like something that you would get in like um mordor or chinatown this looks like a game of thrones dagger like where like someone like walks up really mad her name is arya right and she like assassinates the dude in the end like this looks like something you would assassinate someone with but in the most fancy way so that's what the very big butt looks like it's pretty small but it'll get bigger this way and you just kind of go wow wow this looks exactly like the shakes yeah one time i drank a dragon fruit smoothie and then i thought i was dying six hours later but it turns out it just dyes your insides so you were done what no it dies you're inside something you expect colorful rainbows i feel like i'm gonna like yeah i was clean oh sam's on the splash zone yeah this is like sea world except way less cool did it taste good unfortunately she goes yeah the thing is is you have to treat a dagger like a dagger you can't go in there treating like a sword you have to have some more finesse some more dexterity we gotta get close to it you have to be like hey little audience yeah now this is a little cat this just has one more story to it oh we should have got a fencing sword i just cut a hole in the table that's how sharp this is watch out you're just kidding like you're literally you're literally just in the middle of the two i'm not i promise you it's a folding table bro bro it's a folding cable you idiot for those who don't believe me it's like a magic trick yeah i was the middle okay so maybe you're right maybe i look a little dumb it happens to the best of us now my food i just made you after all that bro come up a bite matt nah yeah it's a dope this is for sure dope this one really gives me like uh it's like gives me powerful and sexy like it gives me like antonio banderas vibe find something that really sparks your curiosity with the cool sword heck yeah bro i love big knives okay so swords swords not things those are just big knives that cause big damage 10 damage to wallet not the dog no the lightsaber oh yeah yeah that's like how do i find a tech sword bro there's too many choices tanner you know they say about choices make one this is kind of cool that's perfect oh well if we're going for perfect i gotta keep looking no we're not going for perfect get it you're the chosen one add the card guys guess what's coming up what's this special time episode everybody get your rubik's cubes together and some sick lighting i want your room to have a vibe to it i want you to send us pictures of it to get ready i feel like rubik's cubes or something i have one yeah they totally do it dude everybody comment down below what you think woods owns i'm really curious what the top voted one is look at how fast matt's doing this yeah can you hurry up though yeah dude it's like laughing at you let me loose your righty time shooting bullets that's right dude i just converted me to the dark side real quick because i'm blind now the dark side is a bunch of blind people another one for the cancel compilation yes can i get justice for jar jar in the comments down below arguably top three star wars character of all time and just disappeared yeah i thought you guys did jar jar what do you mean no jar jar is the best bro jar jar binks that jar jar was that your best job yeah that was my best one you also need some help okay now i actually got it working dude you're blocking all those shots it's really nice really well made to be perfectly honest with you did you really like hurt someone with your lightsaber if they like open their mouth to eat it they kind of beat you it's like it's like oh now i don't want to play yeah it's kind of like getting naked in a fist fight you can't really hit a naked dude okay i say that's a dope let's go take this to the warehouse and i'll do some lightsaber tricks where i'll kill them so i got the lightsaber here i got it turned on so you want to see what this looks like well let's see how much i can intimidate tanner pretty hard yeah he's like really really good at that that was tight dude it's like the force awakened and they never went back to sleep almost man oh that's cool so watch this or you've been like shoot shoot shoot me oh basketball these are fun i don't remember how much this is price range if it's above this much to know if it's below this much of the dope under 200 so if it's over 200 bucks like if it's over 200 bucks let's see tana do the same thing yeah yeah i can do that no like twirl it yeah yeah i'm just kidding be a fancy boy like me you gotta stretch you think anna can win without stretching and then one of these is what i like to do nice whoa dude the keyboard lord of the rings bro oh yeah kind of an aragorn sword forget him aragon now get erica father's day gift dude if my kids are smart enough to get me a lord of the rings sword i've raised him right okay this is the one this is the anderle i was looking for oh that's mine airborne sword bro i smacked this and i still feel it in here other side yeah yeah fun fact about um aragorn um his actor his actor he owns an actor viggo mortensen he carried his sword with him everywhere the entire time he was shooting on set and when people were doing stunts he would use a real steel sword the entire like this is not as heavy like it was like a legit heavy sword he had like working let me ask you does that make you think he's cool because in my in my book that's scary it wasn't like he was like actually attacking people it's like when he's like running when he's like doing like these intense scenes when you don't need a real sword he's like yeah it's not that heavy this isn't it this was on etsy matt so you think it was bigger than this one yeah do you mind moving the sword so it's not just like what do you mean you're not just holding it so awkwardly you look pretty excited about the sword don't look too deep into it baby baby don't handle your sword and call me baby anyways let's go let's go use it i'm going to do my aragorn rope role play what i think is fitting is the biggest melon for the biggest sword i got these are slippery oh that's going to fall right off oh look at this come on i know what i'm doing i feel like i'm knighting it no you cannot kill it after you just knighted it i have to you're a monster i'm sacrificing it but it got to be a night before it dies and it's a little orc imagine it's like a little orc baby now it's a baby he's killing it you can't it's a baby dude just end it why sideways because look at that this is a perfect watermelon okay now now give me a circular slice take one more right under it and i get a whole circle okay i want a circle of melon but you don't get the you don't get to mock my process okay this is this process this is my process nice yeah pat it down oh no you're screwing up my circle of melon bro i've never had my own circle i've never had my own circle of melon eat it eat the baby i'm not paying for this it's wrong is it not yellow that smells like the produce aisle is that a bad thing garbage you bow to no one oh i've over personified this watermelon i actually kind of feel guilt yeah you should hey i think this is a dope this product's also getting hung up on my wall thank you guys for watching this episode of doper dope i hope you guys enjoyed cutting through this video with us tom i bet you enjoyed cutting through this video uh what's another sword thing go ahead and sheath this video into your like section and stab that subscribe button we'll see you next time\n"