A Weekend of Laughter and Camaraderie: A Transcription of Alex's Labor Day Weekend Vlog

As Alex sat down to record their Labor Day weekend vlog, they couldn't help but express their excitement about the fun times they had with friends. "So, I'm just gonna start saying it right off the bat, courtesy, don't be so lazy get your guests and pull your car into a parking spot," they said with a chuckle. This sentiment was echoed by one of Alex's friends, who shared their own frustration with people not following basic manners when parking at Sheetz.

The conversation quickly turned to a popular vacation spot, Seaside, where Alex had spent time relaxing on the beautiful beaches and spotting adorable boobies. "It's so cool that we have turned people on to our vacation spots," Alex said, beaming with pride. Their friend agreed, adding that it was an amazing experience and one they would always cherish.

As Alex got ready to start their vlog, they couldn't resist giving a shoutout to some of their loyal followers who had inspired them to keep creating content. "Alicia Charlie, Jody, Uncle Joe, Sally, Sully, and Smelly Dude – you guys are the best!" they exclaimed, before introducing their dad, who would be joining them for a fun night in.

The evening's entertainment consisted of watching Wet Hot American Summer, which Alex had already devoured three episodes into. Their dad shared his thoughts on the movie, saying it was "fun TV to watch... especially boobies." The group laughed at this comment, and Alex joked that their dad was always up for a good time.

As they settled in for the night, Alex couldn't help but tease their dad about being a bit of a weirdo. They pointed out that he had bought coffee from Sheetz without forks, which was just "weird." Their dad defended himself, saying that it took something special to put on people's socks – especially tube socks.

The night drew to a close with Alex thanking their patrons for their support and letting them know they would be back in two weeks. Before signing off, they promised to start vlogging again tomorrow and gave a shoutout to their trusty sidekick, Smokey Dope. As the video came to an end, Alex bid farewell to their viewers, wishing them a productive week and reminding them to follow their passions.

In the final seconds of the video, Alex took a moment to appreciate the beauty of autumn, admiring the express box's "erotic placement." The camera panned out to show Alex relaxing in the background, surrounded by the sounds of nature. It was clear that this Labor Day weekend had been a memorable one for Alex and their loved ones – and they couldn't wait to share more adventures with their audience in the future.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enall right so let's say i had to ask you who do you love more me or kristen hunter the camera the cameras i don't want or anything okay that flip out screen is decoration yeah okay hello guys how are you david dupronkey here from davidofranco.com and davidsthings.com it's not a great name it's simple it's simple um it is august august august 21st 2015. thank you for noticing last week when i said july people david it's august i know it's august yeah i said july and what's funny is i didn't even notice when editing previewing uploading because i watch your videos at least twice before they go live that's an idiot i know uh but yes it is indeed august it's not july yesterday i didn't wear my watch to work because i had a pretty bengal bracelet i went to wear the freaks of bangle bracelet just a pretty bracelet it matched my necklace and all day i kept doing it to my bracelet see right because i'm so used to that yeah exactly calm down it is now a part of your life it's just an fyi no seriously that that says a lot it's as if it's the feeling of your phone not being on you are going to talk about your road rage all right guys i totally screwed up these snickers look at that i'm driving well what the heck what's bad is i just bought a snickers bar and then mom comes out with a bag of snakes but they're unwrapped that bothers me immensely i like i like unwrapping shout out to eddie roach you just commented on the patrons only vloggity vlog on patreon eddie roach that's rude if i was married to him might be mrs roach it's a show i don't eddie there's nothing wrong with your name my mom was just incredibly rude i'm jake hayden hey david do we need any wood no dev but is uncle johnny up here oh he's johnny's right because i have to i have to talk to him if you don't mind pulling him now as you know we're not pulling in uncle johnny touched me when i was eight say as the weeks go on i give you guys more more details by the way people thought that was funny didn't get any hate i'm sure i did i don't know i don't know i don't know hey if i get hate they get blocked there's a fine line between constructive criticism and acting like a douchebag if you're going to act like a douchebag you're out of here i am always open to feedback that's what people fail to realize well i'm kidding i'm kidding she's prego i don't even know who she is the weather bunny on cbs whether it's uncle johnny johnny right there that's the training center hold on oh god oh this is the prison so uncle johnny maximum our minimum security maximum glory holes and everything he touched the butthole didn't he he did he put his finger in my butthole he gave me a prostate um exam yes exam uh-oh careful and oddly i like doing anything illegal what oh cop watch this watch it no just kidding it doesn't matter it's just a camera oh hey get off me hey guys we'll see you at the campground oh by the way we're going to driftwood my dad's been here since yesterday afternoon you just you just have to assume that by now next week we're not going but the following week labor day weekend long like i think we're there for like 18 nights friday saturday sunday monday go home tuesday five days okay so five days five days 18 nights i was a little off comment below what tv shows is from doug i am snickered out i wish we had more water animals in our camp though i am snickered out yeah are you snickered out i am snickered no really mom we ate too many of these because they're unwrapped so they're easy to go and drive this is true i couldn't unwrap them while i'm driving said i just damn you almost grabbed no my thumb coffee tea guys i'm only recording because deb's wood is up ahead you know for a short period i drink coffee at wawa that's weird i know for a very short period my wife better be a coffee drinker or she's out what was the tea they had before ginger peach orange peach or something oh speaking of speaking of did you see wawa why was the head start already in there fall stuff wallace are closing i will tell you in a second hey deb want some wood you got it right that time what did i say last week hey wood you want some death anyway wawa has her pumpkin cheesecake smoothie out which which i don't even know is a thing until today pumpkins should all rot i don't like pumpkins now i will say all these brands overdo it with pumpkin like just pumpkin flavored pumpkins out there not really there are mom there's pumpkin flavored pumpkins that taste like pumpkin but pumpkin spice coffee a wawa oh baby do they have pumpkin snickers i don't know but that actually sounds kind of good i mean you know they have pumpkin oreos or something like that they've oreos for everything they've they have oreo flavored oreos watermelon apparently is pretty good there's watermelon oreos oh and there's dad hey dad yeah there's people looking at you let me smell that bottle what's happening that is the most yellow shirt ever dad you're joking and driving oh my god what is it fireball smell like oh god it is it is it it is it is fireball i got fireplace oh my god me too i just kidding people i look dirty they are not on the ground i fell down once did you you did how do i do that where i put it let's go on you look it's daddy hi hunter mom you want the d i got the name oh god you're about to roll this dog doesn't even say thank you i know she's like that's right keep walking hopeful show how am i doing so let's oh mom is at the driver with her big mac every day you hate big macs why do you hate big macs help me david i don't want to get yelled at oh that chick can suck it raw it's a new check thinking she owns a place it's not working and there it goes go go go so there's sophie and we're back just like that weren't we just here it feels like we never left seriously that is a good thing it is so good to be back i love it we should turn our table that way look like them like dem d-e-m i got a little light that is cool hit him i dare you let's do this by the way do you like the destiny yet i don't know if i even mentioned it shout out to diane ferguson that's so great i memorized people's names that's how dedicated i am oh god is that straight up is it strong it's like yeah straight up firebox oh destiny guys i am obsessed i'm currently a level 31 hunter i'm almost at 35. yes concert i said hunter pay ants first order of business is to replace the tube on my tire okay that explains explain what happened you tube got a hole in it but how do you think i'm not sure something's sharp it could have been a nail but i don't get how it damages the tube and not the tire itself because this is what keeps it afloat but keeps pressure against it but this is the outside part wouldn't something puncture the actual excess tire into the tube you want to be really curious blow that up so if you want to be curious blow that up with air and put it on the water you'll see where the air is coming out that's where the hole is i'm not that really inclined when it comes to bikes nice stop sign i'm getting on the conversation and i love getting myself totally dirty doing this and this thing was actually free because i had a 10 walmart gift card from quebec no deal dash love me some and the tube only costs like five dollars and something cents so that means i have four sir dollars to buy myself how are we doing what a can or two of pringles are larger penis enlarger that um a milky way bar customer service and xbox one i've been ripping no and check it out our camper just got a little more high tech you actually put a code in to get inside our camper now good job seriously that's awesome isn't it what i need to pump you know the puppet i'll give you a pump oh yeah the pump that you told me to bring yeah i do is there a pump in there there's a pump in the car there's a pump in there too mom no it's not it's in a separate it's a compressor oh okay i don't think dad even knows what's in that box well it wasn't is it ready what do you mean oh popped out you're wearing your apple watch that is the most yellow shirt i've ever seen you wear by the way you're welcome all right guys i have to unpack well not not not really unpacked i rarely unpack when i'm here it's easier just to live out of a bag that's i mean that's how i live at home no but i will show you what i brought as usual munchpak we will be doing an unboxing of this manana so that'd be fun i brought my actual camera bag so it's easier to carry around this camera but i brought this bag as well so bag within a bag why not what else did i bring brought all my necessary chargers there's my iphone and ipad charger as well as my apple watch charger and in here brought my finder pillow obviously brought my ipad this time i did not bring a notebook because i found myself never really using it on the short weekends but i will definitely bring it with me um in two weeks for that long weekend i brought my speaker again because i actually i actually missed it last time so there it is and clothes including my boxers ladies there's my other bag i brought my bathing suit because i will be going in the lake tomorrow that's gonna be fun there you go bomb bags obviously although i'm quite low look at that i only have maybe like 10 of them left but you know what that's enough for this weekend brought my solar-powered lantern that review is now on youtube as of yesterday thursday so if you guys want to check that out check out the link right below what's up mom yeah i scratched this already i dropped it right there you ain't gonna focus are you cannon there you go that's good enough whatever and i brought two movies just in case you want to watch wall-e and castaway wilson and my disco light again yeah banging this is gonna look amazing love me some lights hold on one second and i brought my cubes i brought a little football they actually brought last time but i never really used it yeah and there it goes inflatable electricity oh electric pump what's that for that is for my penis larger to be revealed there it is it's a raft a huge rant dad has no idea we'll find out tomorrow when he sees us floating in the lake oh yeah and finally last but not least besides my cubie cubes oh brought my mystical fire things again banging and this i haven't brought this camping with me in a while this is just kind of like a spotlight so that'll be pretty cool at night he was on the sofa dad would you actually believe me if i said that mom enjoys biting into raw onion yeah i like ronnie like creed in the office really you would bite into should i take that skin off no i'm like you bite into it now no no see oh god you're gonna eat it oh my god it's so good ew not the skin you're gonna smell bread that is so nasty and we'll call it we'll call it 147 i gave you for no reason thank you take this outside dad i think you have a drinking problem hold on hold on hold on i don't drink enough by the way by the way we talked uncle johnny yes it has been confirmed he touched me when i was 8. molestation is not a joke mother you're weird you're weird you're right i look i look weird and hat's facing forward i think i mean i don't know maybe it's just something you have to get used to but i definitely think it looks bad it looks it looks better backwards right look at that do you want a piece of red oh sorry popular oh you're where the camera was gone that's the rule mama right there see you guys it's been filtered all these years you are trash don't protect i am mom i have to please that was perfect challenge that little folks mom says she wants a clip of the onions frying so here you go it was so close wow oh yeah look at that depth of field baby oh beautiful this camera owns me every night what am i doing monday dave will you go to phillies with me monday night if i get tickets no thanks what am i doing monday oh no christmas what am i doing with my dad we're losing chase utley not cool he lost him david dodgers right he dodged our team j-roll he lives in california he wanted to go there okay oh baby by the way i i got poison ivy from doing yard work this week on video or now i'm just kidding okay dinner is served it's a minute steak relax i think it's longer than a minute it's good well yeah oh wow look at that exposure mom thank you so much for everything you are the best yes i'm gonna put banana peppers on it pots banana pepper rings and koochop oh that sounded like i said cooch and there we go here we go let's just do a good weekend cheers there you go oh cannon oh yeah that is good that is very good that was an epic cheesesteak mom thank you thank you you're welcome for doing nothing i just ate it okay thank you for saying thank you i'm okay with that why am i in here why am i in here i'm in here for coffee where's the car oh there it is this video is brought to you by hers no not really not really not really maybe one day maybe one day no you know what needs to happen woman needs to get on board i mean i kind of talk about them enough as it is it's probably why it's never going to happen but hey if they ever approach me voila hit me up i don't even talk to anymore i know i'd be frightening people that are like blatant racist dad my dear current events somebody online referred to obama as a chimp you know what i don't care what your comments are but i don't like to hear racist i agree it's keep it 2015. that is so racist don't tell me you're not a racist by referring to our present as a chip if you don't like them vote them out don't call them a freaking chimp that pisses me off i agree you have any issues with that you come see me seriously we're gonna have a bunch of people at your door tomorrow go trump oh my god by the way i don't really care about politics at all but i i really hope trump is president that would be amazing that would just make make history just imagine trump as president that would be so funny again i don't care about politics whatsoever i really don't care no no come here come here you called me what are we doing mission well first of all shout out to swaki what the freak is this awakey i have no idea some japanese brand uh but hold on i reviewed this lamp lantern a few days ago on youtube i promise and there's one very important thing that i forgot to talk about and and that's the fact that this is actually an onboard charger so i'm gonna have mom plug my iphone in which is right there to this usb no that's okay just charge it i'm just i'm just curious to see if this lights up here we go oh my god it's charging hey look usb his phone dad is charging yeah but i don't know probably for like five minutes i know but still i mean you know the daylight it would right oh definitely yeah no there's no silverstone is there a solar panel yeah that's what it is it's so it's solar powered yeah yeah see i cannot believe i did not realize that in my in my uh review i just didn't really think much about it because i was so excited about just this the whole foldy thingy that i is yeah i forgot i forgot the lantern's a lantern that's okay what'd you think it was a hockey puck that i don't know you know when you say hockey puck i think of the old mouse with the um is it weird with the i'm actually getting used to it i'm getting used to it the microphone sucks balls but it's not bad you know what's weird my gopro has much much better microphone performance than this camera does we should do a michael's haul and then my nipples went to canada to meet up with my balls who just came from france and then and then i had dinner with jasmine and we did lady and the they do michael's hauls you're not even listening i am cool all right good show us everything you got while i drink my coffee this is for mary you know what it's a gift comments to yourself over there um look this has nothing to do with scrapbooking but yeah man isn't this adorable it's in the sixty percent off section is it like coverwear oh okay okay fruit or cheese it's pretty nice yes can he stay out of our bed tonight let's talk to david yeah yes this is for mary i saw something to michael's and i don't know if we should show now okay yeah we're not are we doing this are michael's home you know i text mary now i know i heard her i hope her mom's okay with that this is for her too you know she can't actually pause the video mom she won't this is for her too mom people mary's gonna pause the video just look at it no she won't because she likes surprises i don't know i mean if it was me i'd probably pause it so this is for mary you what can you oh yeah you're the one who ruins every christmas by far no i don't i find them by accident you know i will never forget when i found the receipt for my xbox 360 and dad's uh shelf that's that's drawer i mean i felt so upset the xbox 360 is an excellent console actually probably one of my favorites family stickers thank you very nice you love your owls oh i forgot to bring some things for you guys what'd you get from from a viewer really oh i am such an idiot labor day weekend all right two weeks from now yeah no i'll be over your house next weekend tonight yeah shout out to patrick powers patrick powers was nice enough to get you guys two gifts of which i'll show you in next weekend's vlog i guess because i'm i'm i'm an idiot uh no but you can follow patrick on twitter if this wants to focus there you go twitter.com patrickpowers19. all right let me do that clip of gangs i wasn't even recording i was talking to no one all right anyway patrick powers dude i am so sorry i forgot uh but he was fast enough to get me one of those little mario figurines i know it's just asian there goes the bug spray um but but but it's cool now it's like on the far left of my gamer geek shelf and i'll show it in a future video but it's a little little mario figurine and it's great with my other little mario figurines so my mario collection is getting a little bigger answer be good uh but i promise next week he's a big chicken hunter be cool be cool so say hi hopefully in the next weekend vlog i will show mom and dad their gifts yeah they're happy i would tell them now but i don't think mom wants to be spoiled no i'm going to be supposed to want to wait for it can i give you a hint i'll relate it because you said it yeah i know i know and oh dads i can tell you it's a little r2d2 thing with probably mints inside or something oh it's really cool patrick i don't i don't think you realize this but he bought all this stuff for us he bought all this stuff for us in an ebay store and the ebay store is based in west effort new jersey yeah that's like 15 minutes from here oh that's scary wait is he local no i don't think so so that's crazy i might i might email them but like dude can i come to your store do you do some videos do some cross promo you should wes stafford what are the chances of that dave where's an ebay store in west stafford i think everything happens for a reason let's do that all right anyway patrick again thank you so much for your generosity your last topic i know back to my coffee and then a bike rizzle bye grizzle all right mom do you have a few more things you want to show us yes these are more family things for scrapbooking stickers three dimensional like stickers i like the three dimensional ones florida for florida layout went down i went to the blue rider shout out to brooke whoever brooke is shout out man lois brooklyn glowis who's that shout out to you brooklyn lois who is it a viewer i don't think so she's a scary dog in disney okay cool oh god lanterns because i love lanterns she's a little david she's a little kid okay good that's okay she probably loves mr pants shout out to shout outs photo overlays look you put these on top of photos you give them like filters isn't that nice nice who's batting your hands look good in this clip oh really no really they were like clear these were a dollar nice you're in the dollar bin oh my god this is so riveting you know yeah oh i had a very special 50th birthday especially at my job i'm gonna use that hold up that's who wants a shout out oh that is adorable look at brooke tell the daughter that it's not a jam man that's an autumn dad that's an autumn yeah you said jeremy i met jasmine okay very nice we have an autumn i mean well assign me just like that oh i think this is for vocal cord mom what are you doing dad okay in a nice way look i was not a thing you know i hate that word well is there any other word to describe it just stupid no mom's not stupid mom was just confused why is your bike over here dana's using it and plugging that over and moving here is over rude really why are we so loud we're charging mon's bike it just sounds funny is that it is it charging how do you know anyway shout out to chris heridia heredia i don't want to see needy lol but can i get a shout out i've been hesitant to ask love your videos david keep it up you know what because you asked nicely i will do just that i could do it yeah good job all right so chris you know me i like to come through for my viewers it's what it's all about it all comes down to community so chris this is to you the first twist of tea for oh my god that is so smooth i love twisted teeth so much like it's really good it doesn't taste like alcohol that's why it's so awesome fireball shots later anything good fireball mount all right fireball sunday saturday today's opposite day and just like that we're looking at a tree mom what are we doing david this is very nice of you to buy cat food at wawa thank you thank you i can't open it though the kitty's gotta eat too ma can you open it all right come on tab i got a name thank you i'm afraid i'm gonna rip them all ready yeah there you go that's cool you can pull the back right yeah wait that's like a feast man this is so nice of us think about it come on we gotta care for the kitties oh and i purposely chose the bigger one as as you can see good it's only like 80 cents easily worth it my coffee costs more than that hi kitties i don't know where you guys are but i'm sure you'll smell this and come out in a matter of minutes seconds oh what is that hours what is that food here guys looks like we got some competition and i meant to bring a bowl for them because they deserve a better bowl oh that thing's dying all right i got it i can't find it right now but it was like a roly-poly and i just saved his life i don't see the cast tonight mom they're probably watching us this is very blair witch i like it a lot right kitties enjoy sponsored by youtube.com slash the creative one subscribe you know mom she's gone ah there you are the what actually i don't think we've ever showed in the trash area have we because they want to see it or maybe i did this is where all the dumpsters are this is your foot yes and we were over there remember we were just there last week right yeah remember look look at the uh look they put that over that camper with the kitchen free camper yeah this is cool this is like the perfect setting for like a zombie movie or something yeah oh speaking of i didn't realize we're starting this soon but fear the walking dead is starting on sunday we watch i'm watching it i'm watching it i will we send it oh good i'll probably buy it on itunes watching the previews did you watch the previews i think i've seen one a while ago it's basically what happens before the walking dead right while rick's in a coma they say yeah i heard that from shout out to anthony manigoni yeah you've heard of him right he's he's always something like the walking dead anymore not in my twitch stream yep you see we sir we pay attention we pay attention yeah we do not every youtuber does that exactly i'm not calling people out i'm just saying it's nice it's nice that we care about details he is yes he's a very loyal supporter which makes me happy let's see if no nothing yet all right guys oh god yes oh not everybody needs to know that no that was like the hard time where it stinks nobody needs to speaking of you you stunk at the bathroom on our way out today it was nasty because i need to know that i told you don't go in there i had to go in there i had to i said like do not go in there okay and i did back off i know i keep on getting close and there you go there it is once again the backyard projector that is so cool i'm not sure what game they're playing but it looks like call of duty maybe because it's 60 frames per second or maybe battlefield but i saw i saw the menu and it looked more like call of duty i forget that it's been a while since i played call of duty but i'm definitely excited about black ops 3 they all look the same to me what are your thoughts it's very cool you don't care i think you should go have something to play it's very dark and i have and i actually have his gamer tag so i think i'm finally going to add him on sunday when i get back i have to get back and play my xbox one i've been playing my ps4 a lot lately but that'll change when black ops 3 and halo 5 comes out come out plural onward now that is a good fire and it's completely natural it's all wood burning yo that was quick thank you thank you what do you say we throw in a mystical pack or two where are they oh here we go it's it's room two tonight because i might do like four or five tomorrow night and order more for labor day weekend actually this is kind of easy put one over here and slide that in there only takes a few seconds to start seeing a little bit of blue or green you can actually see the pack melting in there there you go that's more like it check it out guys the powder oh by the way i threw one up here so it's gotten a lot better since then uh but check it out like it's actually leaking oh god it's hot it's leaking down the logs so they're turning almost completely green going up isn't that sweet like we got a little twirl action over here that's a good fire i'll give you a little twirl action mommy look tired wake up stop disturbing the peace i ain't gonna keep on going yeah i do love fire i do especially blue fire just so unnatural chris said i am a blaze of monday yeah destiny he's been busy with penelope and speaking of destiny i checked in real quick before i left today because is that hot it got really hot all of a sudden is in oh god zur is in the tower this weekend as he is every weekend um so i went to check in real quick and turn in a quest i forget the chick's name it's related it's related to crota or something i don't know um but i can finally buy exotic gear now i opted out this weekend because i didn't see anything too interesting last weekend you could get like the best gun on the game unfortunately i didn't have enough strange coins or whatever it's called yeah i'm pretty sure it's strange coins right um so i'm hoping next weekend there's something even better than the armor i saw this weekend and plus i'm camping this weekend so um i want to use next week to gather even more coins and hopefully buy something that's actually worth it smell it it smells good get it out of my face french toast a powdered sugar tomorrow for breakfast and coffee or tea coffee oh snap i just hit the microwave yes you did yes you did hunter is excited because we're sleeping together tonight yeah is this true slumber party we can talk about our nails and boy then this is true what does a girl talk about boys he likes girls hunter's gay hunter likes girls what if hunter is gay i mean i don't judge i mean he might stick his dong another man you never know coaches are virgins he better be a virgin you know what's funny is well we're not going to go there never mind what yeah don't even if you don't think you should go there anymore i won't go i was gonna tell them people call me a virgin but like please come on mom said something very inappropriate did you get it the german stuff i better better cut that out yeah you better you better you better you bet who's let's take shots no why not because i'm a medicine for my nasal stuff and it already makes me feel good nasal my name's deb my name's deb what's on the floor i may not need wood but i need amazing medicine because my name bed my bike needs to be charged you know it's the future when your bike needs to be charged you know your father is dumb he's really really dumb oh tell him tell him dave was all excited today as in dad yeah just say james j j-pop j-pop mike told him about this really good deli kind of place for breakfast sandwiches but dad went there for lunch today so he called me says i'm at this new place that mike's suggesting it's really good i said did you get a menu and he said yeah i said today delivery and he said yeah he was all excited it's jams people we've had them several times now he doesn't know this is where we order from and that's where the apple stickers yes oh cute that's right what's on whaling there is no proof that alien life exists uh alexa i disagree i can't find myself okay maybe there's no proof my account but we will have aliens one of these days that is the coolest thing i've seen in a long time dad wants echo yes i do you know i have one it might be a haul now there might be a whole different variation like christmas then i have one oh yeah for free and it's not for now i bought it myself you can switch it ah remember i emailed amazon about the kindle fire hd or whatever is there gonna be a brand new one by christmas and they said no because they probably saw my video on the kindle previously what how long has it been a few months now oh so that's probably gonna be not a new one like christmas oh no no no um google it i got i got mine for 99 because i'm prime but now it's like 149 or something like that still though which isn't bad considering it's a speaker you just say alexa play something relaxing and she plays like classical music which is pretty nice there's a party going on down there and i will be there later just to check it out like a creep will there be a brand new version of alexa around christmas 2015. amazon echo did you eat your tasty cake i found this on the web new version of alexa around christmas i don't think amazon would tell us that maybe a thinner macbook it's not really smart smart business practice it might be out here ron right there iron fire has gone down drastically but it's okay mr pants oh i am i'm getting my fireball shot on auntie you ready we gonna get crook we gonna get drunk yeah yeah yeah all right relax this lighting is nice fireball oh yay let's do it all right i'm not gonna lie i have a well right here i have a chaser lined up just because i don't know i i like fireball it's not exactly my favorite i'm more of a rum person room in my opinion is a lot smoother but fireballs is more intense and sometimes you just need to bump up the intensity in your life yeah alright you know you know so here we go this is to a very successful weekend and thank you so much for everyone's support cheers call me a wimp i don't care i'm just not good at taking fireball it's good though it really is good it just has a weird effect on me totally worth it totally worth it yeah this kind of shot makes me think of my soaky lantern review and actually speaking of that the lady from swakey just emailed me saying that she liked my review which is good she said it was good that i mixed up my review style when compared to other tech reviewers so there you go see i am living proof it pays to be unique always be yourself anyway guys i am going to take a bike ride over to driftwood one i'm really not that drunk so don't worry i'll be safe uh tomorrow i will definitely be drinking more i promise tomorrow definitely more um today was kind of like a pregame so i'll be over there you never know maybe i'll see some action you know and i'll see you guys in the morning peace be step slave tight good morning my fellow viewers that's french toast and pork roll brought to you by what's your voice horse sweetie mama no i wasn't yelling i think it's because the air is hitting me all night so it dries out my throat and my nose is all stuffy i sleep on i shut the bed yeah but it will get better over time that's right that's what happened last week and so stay tuned i promise my voice will get better plus the guy has to because we're doing the much back unboxing today breakfast is done thank you very much mom if you happen to watch this and now it is time for a bike ride i'm thinking two miles three miles because we're leaving soon for wawa ci all the bakery all that good stuff today shall be a good day because i'm doing my munchback unboxing we're doing a raft we're doing our seas and my battery's flashing so let me put my new battery in because yes i do spare batteries now i don't know if i showed you guys already um i showed my patrons here's the charger i got right there two spare batteries beautiful this is the best part of the song we got a biker gang back here they're working yeah they are getting away um last night my bike ride was five miles it's good i went around driftwood one once checked on the cats they did indeed eat the food which is good um let me take your car right and then i came back here and i did a couple laps and i got about like 5.02 miles or something like that and today i'm going for ten i can do it guys maybe depends if i have time because we're doing the refs today we're doing our seas we're doing munchpak unboxing we've got a lot going on and now we're going to see isle so let's go we are on our way to sea isle yeah i think for only the bakery though so we're not really spending a lot of time there hey deb you want some wood four dollars a stack we found some wood for your deb all that for only four dollars that's a lot of wood for four bucks it's really dry banging what it's gonna burn like yeah i saw that yesterday it's a lot cleaner too because my viewers want to hear that you know i'm human just like my viewers it might be the better deal i'll take more but i'm vlogging that's it all you can take for granted they're probably watching us should take it all i think they're watching us roast beasts you think they're watching maybe good job sorry watch your head closer up thanks for stopping dad that's what you need to do on top of it they need to get a thing though people can still have money you need to do it like that with a lock on top well see how i was canceled traffic is just too heavy and i really don't blame bad right it's just too much for a bakery yeah so the next best thing it's just too crazy usually parking the sides at home anyway i got a salted caramel latte with whipped cream hello there you know smoking ruins everything i don't know this is a first taster now but i just call it a first do this this time of taste day needs a little more sugar and i should have added the extra flavor for 50 cents because i was taking that but i was like i don't want it to be too sweet yeah sugar look they got a hoagie on their dashboard up there you probably can't see it on the camera yeah there we have sugar about the camera oh the caramel is amazing oh yeah i made the noise there allergies you gotta get it checked out i did i know i just went it's so quiet this weekend mostly because i think a lot of the kids went back to school because yeah that's just how it is i do not miss those days i love being free now that's not to say education is not important because it's extremely important so definitely go to school and go to college if you can not that it made a huge difference for me but i'm just saying i really do not miss the days of dreading the end of summer because every day is really the same to me i mean whether it's august march february july whatever i love doing my own thing and calling it work and you guys make that possible so thank you so much anyway um my iphone should be charged enough yes 97 plenty i'm going to go on a bike ride maybe get 10 miles in i don't know though because it's kind of hot it's it's 84 degrees out which isn't too hot but it's hot enough to kind of drain you by the time you get like five or six miles but we'll see mother how's the pool the pool's actually a little chilly really i mean the water was warm but it was actually for some reason over cancer over there and it felt cool it felt good it was refreshing it was hot over there near my bike ride of which i did by the way about eight miles which isn't bad good job thank you thank you and even better i came back and mom made me lunch that is service isn't that service thank you for everything you do mom you're walking baby i just ripped my hair sally loves when you put your hair i know oh yeah he texted me one night he's like you gotta get dab to food for hair more often i think i'm gonna make a float later oh i should make a float on the float do it you won't do it get off me your phone's too big are you done with that mark my words i'm not getting a success plus i'm getting the regular success it is like explode respect your mother come on you have to admit was it was that not funny it was hilarious david hilarious that you shot tomato all over the seat don't worry we're go we're going in the lake oh i'm sorry i dropped it he's dropped it from over here david's like threw it so i got mad at him hey dad do a situation what we're paying 360 dollars or something for labor day weekend then we're there and we're paying half the cost to keep this here from september 1st to november first so except for the exact same amount of money we keep it here until november let's leave it parked here leave it parked here then how much is it going to cost 11.95 jeez we're paying half of that it's a lot of money dad dad two trips just know that i truly appreciate these trips really i do that's good no i in here hey hey you got to say hi like like a man hey hey girlfriend hey there we do snacks hey oh you wanna okay let's let's do the unboxing guys we'll be back this is either tuesday or wednesday's video probably wednesday this is happening guys this is happening right now blowing up this huge raft sponsored by mom thank you very much and i'm going in that lake first like going in by myself and then we'll put the raft in because i saw some dude swimming in there before which got me thinking david you gotta stop being a baby it's just water it's just fish it's just snapper turtles get yourself in there and become one with the lake and i'm gonna do just that this is happening guys this is happening it's crazy it's just time to get over this fear you're gonna just walk in oh and i forgot to mention snakes too so there's that there's that i'm a little scared i'm not gonna lie don't even think just walk pretend jasmine's in there drowning you gotta save her he's freaked out i can tell by his body language lobster lobster david just throw yourself in there you go we saw a guy in here before just lounging in there on his belly there you go good job it's not it's nice not having salt water taste dude the fish will move out of your way that's exactly what the guy was doing before come on mom you're up next what though it's so warm my butt will be sitting in a raft it's like incredibly warm oh there's a fingernail there i mean like like a fake nail oh wow it's actually colder out here than it is in there come in now it's great isn't it wonderful this is the safety zone you know i could just chill here and we are off hey isn't this epic this is amazing look how big the ramp is and guys look all this space we definitely need to bring jasmine next time right i love it jasmine would just be chilling here not so much he would walk through it yeah he's a little big it's a little messy for him beautiful day out too yes thank you to dad for blowing us up and thank you to driftwood for letting us use your outlet over there you can't see it but it's on the side of that little building this is nice so quiet i don't think i'm comfortable enough to jump in the water over here and just stay there like maybe real quick but over there like walking in and just kind of going under that's the car so fine guys can hold it it's dad way out there okay the only problem is we have to get back somehow and i think i'll have to jump in and guide us back and we're heading towards the fountain so if we go into that one then i will get that on video stay tuned and by the way the water oh my god once again the water isn't it warm it actually doesn't look dirty here now it's like it's it's like a bathtub isn't it incredibly warm it doesn't look bad isn't it we have made it to the fountain oh god the fountain of youth we are going to get younger as soon as the water touches us here it goes don't scream don't scream don't scream yeah it's just water just water it's just water the waters the water's technically pushing us away mom so you're fine are you really panicking i don't want my hair to get wet so great look i'm sitting on the net i don't like the water fall hey fountain fountain now that was an adventure we could have easily carried it back but you know what why not put it on top of the car and cause a scene and just have everyone stare at us oh yeah i will go in the pool wash all my lake bacteria off and no it wasn't previously blocking the windshield we just moved that because it was on top of the antenna which is right there good times today very very good times and it's so green i love it hey ma what are we doing you've had a baby chili you feeling my mom of dead chips that is not ours it's awfully close to ours we don't care mom's just being cynical that's a good word look it is deflating as we speak ah it feel it feels good to be dry again after going the lake in the pool i mean i got i got my bathing suit on still coming in oh there's chase haunted pants biggest fan by the way dad's doing his drone let's see how it works out before i take off i'm going to ask you to step back over there okay we're setting the gps mode up the home mode so it actually comes home and hopefully one piece yeah good luck dad good luck takes a little while in the meantime why don't we take a look around you know you know and no i don't import in this whole time too really yeah and no i don't think i'm doing my rc's today we're just too short on time but in two weeks again we were here for five nights which gives us plenty of time to do everything mom yeah who's that this is chase hey chase that's actually kind of a cool angle i'll probably use my lg g4 when we come back here this is a nice little dark corner it doesn't look that dark but believe me it's darker than it appears on camera the g7x just just lets so much light and it's actually actually very impressive it's a good camera no it's a great camera all right we changed locations and it's working very nice very nice and eventually i will edit together a uh drone footage video on my parents channel over at youtube.com scraps and tracks that is linked right below if you're interested i'll probably get to that video in 2017 it's just like a spec on camera it's so high and it's landing by itself isn't that awesome it's in home mode nice soft landing look at that very smart good job dad good job my he's running away dinner is served and what is this mom shells with sausage scalloping you feel bad about ice cream sausage no i really feel bad holy fog no but don't they actually be hungry don't they actually close earth time to enjoy it's time to feed the kitty cats yay ew what so it's along my bike i think is there a mouse in there what was that i'm gonna let it fall that looks tasty that actually looks really good no it does not alright kitties we are here to feed you i saw one earlier when i did my seven or eight mile bike ride uh but i'm not seeing any right now which is fine you guys know what they look like nothing new hi mom let's do this yes please yeah i'll come out here first to get a good shot of you putting it down a lot of stuff back here which i think i'm gonna clean up just throw away these cans enjoy enjoy and i'm gonna clean up that came camera for them i'm gonna yeah these these cans should be in the trash and this paper you're a hell of a boy do it i know i know i try mom i try you do you do look there's another bowl back there yeah i saw that another bowl there a lot of peeps it's a good thing it is good this just happened so we saw mr softy on our way back and i was like you know what mom i'm gonna buy you ice cream so mom got a cone probably a twist or vanilla i don't know uh and i got a root beer float it's banging and honestly the first time i've had mr softy in years yes it's been quite a while so once i finish this i'm gonna get my drag going and get the fire going let's make it a good night and there you have it tonight's fire is a huge success this is good this is good this is good all equifed fire queef all right where are they i told you would fall teddy where am i going right here oh here we go what oh that's a good one i just did wait for it oh come on howard hey yo look at that green flames just like that missed the goal this one's a bad bad place on my part actually we got a little blue flame down there can barely see it though dad drink what is that your drinking fireball diet coke really okay props now guys come on let's go inside and do this where's my iphone living the life i see hunter very nice keep it up all right it's time for a shot of fireball now i was gonna give somebody a shout out i think his name was chris oh wait chris did i give you a shout out last night for fireball or is it twisted t either way i'm sorry but my iphone died the battery died at 33 this thing has some serious issues uh but thankfully the iphone 6s or whatever it's gonna be called probably a success uh we'll definitely be out by october so i can wait just a little while longer but in the meantime i'm gonna take a shot of fireball and dedicate it to you everybody watching this video right now even the haters so this is to being alive and being thankful for life and everything you have in life boom not gonna lie i'm looking forward to playing destiny tomorrow night i miss it i miss it guys i miss it all right here we go to everybody cheers to a successful and productive week follow your passion david it's all psychological ah no chaser this time no chaser because it's my first drink of the night i got this all right let's wash that down with some twisted teeth shall we here we go oh i have three left oh baby i'm drinking tonight playing chess you know i do love this lantern it's very cool and get my hand on my hand don't there you go look at that i love it actually it's a week ago today that i recorded my review of this and suweiki just happened to email me today saying that they enjoyed they were no actually they emailed me yesterday saying that they enjoyed the video and saying that it was different from my usual style or the the usual tech review style wait did i tell you guys this already i'm pretty sure i did anyway again this is a great lantern check it out right below if you're interested and even better it's a flashlight check it out and the distance on it is pretty impressive considering it's a lantern first and a flashlight second it's a little hard to do one-handed it's always weird not not knowing if someone's behind me anyway i'm enjoying my twisted tee which is right down there boom and i'll probably go through one more before bed i don't think i'm gonna drift with one tonight it's a little cool out hence my wearing pants and i kind of just want to chill inside tonight and plus we'll be here again in two weeks for five nights in a row and that's like the third time i'm telling you guys this but i'm excited because that'll definitely give us enough time to do everything that we want to do in one weekend counting our seas because yes once again we've gone through an entire weekend without doing our seas but you know what that's fine because at least we got some decent time in on the beach so it's all good it's all good in the hood yo it's all good so guys i might sign off for tonight yeah that's probably it so i will see you in the morning sleep tight mr pants good morning mother good morning hey those are some nice scrapbooking supplies we got there thank you we'd even do them this time we should have been right here and good morning to you my fellow viewers unfortunately i did not get a clip of the lake because they're doing maintenance on the beach right now they're flattening out or something uh so i didn't i didn't i didn't want the background noise or the tractor or whatever they're using to be in the video so good morning i'm here it's sunday and we're going home soon i hate going home i hate going home mom it's time the chairs it's done i did it it's done no it's not it's done where's the strap it's done ma i don't see the strap oh it is done good job how dare you doubt me no i i don't really hate it it's frustrating but i don't know i don't hate it i don't love it it's kind of whatever you only care about cream chip beef what you don't like air on you at night that's a lot notice my voice sounds better today it does then i did it yesterday morning i think it's the cold air air by the way excuse me by the way my left ear is a little clogged from fish poop it's wet well sperm shrimp poop put us in there lobster bisque you know hey dad we're leaving right yes guys i'll see you at wawa or maybe another clip here i don't know who knows i'm tired may the day go on jasmine i'm sorry but for some reason i didn't show you much in this vlog or last week's vlog yeah seriously i don't know why you're just such a baby why does she want me so yeah look at her she's all up on my ish i can want to leave her i know so he's like that hi jess ready hey baby you're so cute oh oh that just hit the camper oh that hated me twice this weekend happens to me all the time i'm gonna lower this i'm gonna scare her all right let's go probably i got hunter i got you baby there's my car in case you get scared i know i know stay calm stay comfy okay it's okay it's just morning it's the morning it's just annoying your curve your dog's a wimp hauntzer is a wimp he doesn't like that oh he's laying down but look but loki doesn't mind at all she's she's just the bravest dog ever that sounds like a disney movie although she's the best dog ever the bravest little toaster or whatever that door oh my god lava finally had it again cream chip beef over biscuit and it's only 269. why is it so cheap i don't get it but hey you know what i ain't going to argue i am hyped hotter it's the food oh yeah oh yeah it is good i like the traditional you didn't get it on biscuit i know i chickened it out last night why it's so good that's why you need more topping with biscuits because biscuits are thick yeah it's stacked because i definitely i think so because i definitely have more biscuit than beef because you're up and it's so cheap it's 269 so might as well get extra b for 75 cents this is like an ad for wawa anyway mom got tea ginger peach i got my 20 ounce coffee right there and check it out i just set up the eye tap it's a magnetic mount for your car vent very smart look at that like that is so cool you literally just press it on and it's magnetic no it's going to my clown if you don't mind um but yeah shout out to ayati eventually i will be doing an entire video on this that is cool at least not for a week because you don't even have those in a case this week's content is pretty much done as it is i'm way ahead of schedule the wedding's about to start looking at poison ivy i mean if anything it's proof that i get outside so there you go i'm a park ranger i would love to be a park ranger i would love to work on a campground so you're kind of a park ranger when we go to the campground like i love that i love just the idea of doing maintenance around the campground picking up trash saying you can't do this you can't do that go in the lake don't go in the lake nude and all that stuff oh you would let them go in here we're following a bus apparently we're going to philly hang on tight guys we gonna get robbed hey just kidding we're gonna get some cheese steaks yeah wait wait be honest do you feel safer in philly or manhattan manhattan agreed thank you sorry i mean i know it's not the safest city but i just feel a lot more confident in new york today exactly philly philly scares me mom except except for center city when i'm there once a year or dad for that job it's that it's actually fun there might have been a crash on camera these bikers are gonna get rolled i don't think i would pass around them in a bus like that's kind of dangerous they're supposed to be single file too this car by the way this music is brought to you by apple music beautiful name the soundtrack aladdin again brought to you by apple music i love it great movie although i haven't seen it in years have you no i recently saw beauty and the beast though because of you guys i mean i've seen it many times but still and i watched wall-e again recently oh wall-e is incredible i want to watch 101 dalmatians listen remember this welcome to agrabah remember this look at this i have never seen one of these intact before this is the famous dead sea tupperware we miss you robin we made it it's always a good feeling i mean i really enjoy driftwood but i just like get in the car ride over with i don't like sitting in a car for long periods of time i mean it's only an hour away it's not too bad but still look at that hunter drool isn't that nice hey smoke mr bear how are you cute low-key you're still alive which is always a good sign and it's currently 1 24 a.m now we're just still in the process of cleaning up the fun part of camping what is this you are so cute smokey you're so cute you're so cute you're so cute smokey we're getting pizza pizza i just had my strawberry shortcake ice cream so i'm doing it backwards oh yeah mom we better have an early dinner because i want to be gone like by as late as eight because this whole editing process takes at least two hours like importing editing what respect your mother don't say we better have an early dinner oh my god furry oh my god furry yes it's insane you guys know i love my mama you just got it after all i am her favorite hundred percent right so you don't love me so take out i love you and of course is your answer so of course i am on its favorite look christmas i always wanted one of these oh my god kristin i'm so jealous your mirror is beautiful oh oh oh hold on that guy is really sexy oh that guy is really sexy look at him look guys look at him she's even sexier oh baby this is like porn would you look in our mirror isn't that nice mira you one of those people mira what else did you say on the way to camping you oh tomato i bought tomatoes now you bought tomatoes you didn't buy tomatoes tomatoes you say tomato i say tomato dad's back with pizza then they're gonna go in the pool and probably take a nap hey look he just sat on the couch stupid me didn't bring my macbook pro with me so i can't even edit the vlog while i'm here hey is it furry that's just from sitting at the end on the couch for one second is it bad mom really cut away as i was doing this you know i have to oh show them my bubble from my burn last night blisters it literally is a bubble like i i can feel it it's so smooth and what did autumn just do to you ah she just clawed me alive it doesn't look like much but it's burning okay say goodbye i like herpes pizza i'm hyped thank you dad smokey my pizza back away a rare sighting there's mitzi mitzi cremates or not go upstairs i'm on a mission mac mini i don't think it supports final cut pro x it might i can never find that power button but if it does then there's a good chance i'll edit the vlog here why not oh look at ashley dog but you know what she lived a long and happy life bloop bloop bloop bloop that's kind of her noise for my classic viewers out there but yeah my parents are going in the pool and i don't feel like swimming um so i figured why not edit the vlog here if i can if i can we'll see i kind of remember not working i'm not sure oh you know what yeah i don't think he has enough ram oh dad yep there you have it i was correct it requires four gigs of ram well there goes that plan hello autumn i don't think you should be in here and same goes for you shane because of this you guys are off limits and because of the planes homie's taking a bath can't homie resume there you go i'm a oh he stopped i'm sorry homie just trying to get him video hello mr ball how are you you are so cute you're so soft oh my god you look so angry if you do that guys i am in an autonomous vehicle there is nobody driving as you can see with the steeda thanks for ruining that mom what's all dominus mean self driving how do i ruin it because the frame was perfect and it looks like nobody was driving besides your shadow and then you talked wow we just went to great wall like the great wall we finally got back our flight was delayed and what did you get ma sweet and sour chicken and crab rangoon me too it's going to be banging i love chicken and i'm going to introduce mile to wet hot american summer for like the eighth time i'm telling you this but it really is that funny i know i've never ever seen the movie i've heard i've heard that movie's very moving yes which i didn't realize until after the fact but but i'm pretty sure i've seen that on the list like on netflix like you know you may enjoy this or whatever yeah oh my battery's low guys i gotta go but i will definitely put a new battery oh wait i have spare batteries on me hold on guys oh we got teleport david and we're back with a new battery and we got coffee and tea hey exposure there you go oh my hairy legs oh no no no no no no no mom got called a sir i'm gonna call this sir yeah we're playing it while he's like thanks sir and i'm looking he's like oh i'm sorry i was looking at him i got to get he's with me i'm like do i look like a man he was probably mesmerized by my godzilla shirt i don't blame him one of the few apple products i pretty much okay i don't despise i just not a fan it's too big we got chinese food but mom is going to order pizza you told them already a uh meatball parm dad doesn't want for dad so let's go guys let's have some fun with this anybody can have you yes can i play snorter for pickup um can i get a meatball farm extra sauce extra cheese maple form yep and that's it is that all that's all you gotta give me 10 minutes number 65. okay thank you it sounds like he said extra sausage with cheese there's your sauce and cheese okay you make it fun away talks no i thought he said extra sausage with chicken meatball shout out to my fellow crackers what about an orange diet coke floridians love their huawei now because they have it chew that hello for the win camper camper there's always cameras at this wildlife you notice that you notice that that's the same that was here which means they're taking off the spot makes me made always while let's see oh while i was here there's always campers here it's a pet peeve of mine what ranch when people park to get gas here's your blinker it was on it shut it off when people get gas and then park it there and go into wawa and take their whole time that's rude during rush hour too like you know where they really it's fine like you feel like like late at night like you're coming over somewhere literally three lanes were blocked because people weren't in their cars i couldn't even get freaking gas and then they take forever it's like really i guess if we're gonna run in here real quick unfortunately you cannot expect everyone to have common sense i learned that a while ago online it's just how it is it's just how it is courtesy don't be so lazy get your guests and pull your car into a parking spot i don't see what the big deal is either just get guests first and then go in yeah it doesn't take that long to solve your car yeah and that probably happens at sheets too right right alicia charlie who else gives the sheets in my videos jody does jody go to sheets i don't know i don't know she said she's a fan uncle joe do you go to sheets sally smelly dude i know sully dude had a great time in seaside hizzle yes he did that makes me happy it's so cool that we have turned people on to our vacation spots yeah especially seaside it's so good isn't it i know it's really neat it's cool so you said for the win oh god from what i see he has beautiful beaches so it's neat that he comes here just for seaside and he also has beautiful boobies he does thank you very much mom you're welcome we're eating outside which is even better there's dad let's meet up on parm it's it's good right is it amazing good mom and julie dad and joy and i shall enjoy no but i bought i bought coffee that's smoky there's no forks in there that's just messed up that's just weird well i'm obviously not gonna make it home by eight that's okay we're finally gonna watch wet hot american summer and i will get my dad's thoughts after the cut we just watched the intro to fear the walking dead i'll watch the whole thing probably tomorrow night anyway dad do you your news three episodes later of wet hot american summer what are your thoughts well i'm watching my college days tripping on cray lubes and lsd but dig the tube socks did you i wore two socks it takes something to put it on people quite entertaining it's different right other boobies now unfortunately it's fun tv to watch to live boobies are fun yeah i agree the movies are hot movies are fun or it's fun to watch but especially boobies exactly so you'll watch the rest of it right yes will you come here to be our little thing what are you laughing at uh because i'm talking to a camera let's listen to the camera video camera it's like a camera this is weird all right guys i'm out thank you for fun weekend does that even make videos i love you oh i love you i love you too do you yes i'll walk you to your house bye dad love you love you see you wednesday because we're working thursday and my patrons will get to see that winding down patrons will get to see a new person in there i know i'm making changes in my life i sell jobs oh god what how many times september has what i might need this for a little bit more we're gonna well you said until october now all right guys i'm alex guys thank you very much for a fun weekend and a good time and we'll be back in two weeks for a very long thank you for labor day weekend meeting you again that's a privilege dad relax chill very long oh look at autumn chillin in the express box yeah erotic placement at its finest all right guys you are not going to get to see maui tonight but my patrons well because i'll start vlogging again tomorrow but you can see smokey dope my favorite kitty of all time look at him he's doing great smoke i love you so much all right guys you have a great and productive week follow your passion and i'll see you in my next video peaceall right so let's say i had to ask you who do you love more me or kristen hunter the camera the cameras i don't want or anything okay that flip out screen is decoration yeah okay hello guys how are you david dupronkey here from davidofranco.com and davidsthings.com it's not a great name it's simple it's simple um it is august august august 21st 2015. thank you for noticing last week when i said july people david it's august i know it's august yeah i said july and what's funny is i didn't even notice when editing previewing uploading because i watch your videos at least twice before they go live that's an idiot i know uh but yes it is indeed august it's not july yesterday i didn't wear my watch to work because i had a pretty bengal bracelet i went to wear the freaks of bangle bracelet just a pretty bracelet it matched my necklace and all day i kept doing it to my bracelet see right because i'm so used to that yeah exactly calm down it is now a part of your life it's just an fyi no seriously that that says a lot it's as if it's the feeling of your phone not being on you are going to talk about your road rage all right guys i totally screwed up these snickers look at that i'm driving well what the heck what's bad is i just bought a snickers bar and then mom comes out with a bag of snakes but they're unwrapped that bothers me immensely i like i like unwrapping shout out to eddie roach you just commented on the patrons only vloggity vlog on patreon eddie roach that's rude if i was married to him might be mrs roach it's a show i don't eddie there's nothing wrong with your name my mom was just incredibly rude i'm jake hayden hey david do we need any wood no dev but is uncle johnny up here oh he's johnny's right because i have to i have to talk to him if you don't mind pulling him now as you know we're not pulling in uncle johnny touched me when i was eight say as the weeks go on i give you guys more more details by the way people thought that was funny didn't get any hate i'm sure i did i don't know i don't know i don't know hey if i get hate they get blocked there's a fine line between constructive criticism and acting like a douchebag if you're going to act like a douchebag you're out of here i am always open to feedback that's what people fail to realize well i'm kidding i'm kidding she's prego i don't even know who she is the weather bunny on cbs whether it's uncle johnny johnny right there that's the training center hold on oh god oh this is the prison so uncle johnny maximum our minimum security maximum glory holes and everything he touched the butthole didn't he he did he put his finger in my butthole he gave me a prostate um exam yes exam uh-oh careful and oddly i like doing anything illegal what oh cop watch this watch it no just kidding it doesn't matter it's just a camera oh hey get off me hey guys we'll see you at the campground oh by the way we're going to driftwood my dad's been here since yesterday afternoon you just you just have to assume that by now next week we're not going but the following week labor day weekend long like i think we're there for like 18 nights friday saturday sunday monday go home tuesday five days okay so five days five days 18 nights i was a little off comment below what tv shows is from doug i am snickered out i wish we had more water animals in our camp though i am snickered out yeah are you snickered out i am snickered no really mom we ate too many of these because they're unwrapped so they're easy to go and drive this is true i couldn't unwrap them while i'm driving said i just damn you almost grabbed no my thumb coffee tea guys i'm only recording because deb's wood is up ahead you know for a short period i drink coffee at wawa that's weird i know for a very short period my wife better be a coffee drinker or she's out what was the tea they had before ginger peach orange peach or something oh speaking of speaking of did you see wawa why was the head start already in there fall stuff wallace are closing i will tell you in a second hey deb want some wood you got it right that time what did i say last week hey wood you want some death anyway wawa has her pumpkin cheesecake smoothie out which which i don't even know is a thing until today pumpkins should all rot i don't like pumpkins now i will say all these brands overdo it with pumpkin like just pumpkin flavored pumpkins out there not really there are mom there's pumpkin flavored pumpkins that taste like pumpkin but pumpkin spice coffee a wawa oh baby do they have pumpkin snickers i don't know but that actually sounds kind of good i mean you know they have pumpkin oreos or something like that they've oreos for everything they've they have oreo flavored oreos watermelon apparently is pretty good there's watermelon oreos oh and there's dad hey dad yeah there's people looking at you let me smell that bottle what's happening that is the most yellow shirt ever dad you're joking and driving oh my god what is it fireball smell like oh god it is it is it it is it is fireball i got fireplace oh my god me too i just kidding people i look dirty they are not on the ground i fell down once did you you did how do i do that where i put it let's go on you look it's daddy hi hunter mom you want the d i got the name oh god you're about to roll this dog doesn't even say thank you i know she's like that's right keep walking hopeful show how am i doing so let's oh mom is at the driver with her big mac every day you hate big macs why do you hate big macs help me david i don't want to get yelled at oh that chick can suck it raw it's a new check thinking she owns a place it's not working and there it goes go go go so there's sophie and we're back just like that weren't we just here it feels like we never left seriously that is a good thing it is so good to be back i love it we should turn our table that way look like them like dem d-e-m i got a little light that is cool hit him i dare you let's do this by the way do you like the destiny yet i don't know if i even mentioned it shout out to diane ferguson that's so great i memorized people's names that's how dedicated i am oh god is that straight up is it strong it's like yeah straight up firebox oh destiny guys i am obsessed i'm currently a level 31 hunter i'm almost at 35. yes concert i said hunter pay ants first order of business is to replace the tube on my tire okay that explains explain what happened you tube got a hole in it but how do you think i'm not sure something's sharp it could have been a nail but i don't get how it damages the tube and not the tire itself because this is what keeps it afloat but keeps pressure against it but this is the outside part wouldn't something puncture the actual excess tire into the tube you want to be really curious blow that up so if you want to be curious blow that up with air and put it on the water you'll see where the air is coming out that's where the hole is i'm not that really inclined when it comes to bikes nice stop sign i'm getting on the conversation and i love getting myself totally dirty doing this and this thing was actually free because i had a 10 walmart gift card from quebec no deal dash love me some and the tube only costs like five dollars and something cents so that means i have four sir dollars to buy myself how are we doing what a can or two of pringles are larger penis enlarger that um a milky way bar customer service and xbox one i've been ripping no and check it out our camper just got a little more high tech you actually put a code in to get inside our camper now good job seriously that's awesome isn't it what i need to pump you know the puppet i'll give you a pump oh yeah the pump that you told me to bring yeah i do is there a pump in there there's a pump in the car there's a pump in there too mom no it's not it's in a separate it's a compressor oh okay i don't think dad even knows what's in that box well it wasn't is it ready what do you mean oh popped out you're wearing your apple watch that is the most yellow shirt i've ever seen you wear by the way you're welcome all right guys i have to unpack well not not not really unpacked i rarely unpack when i'm here it's easier just to live out of a bag that's i mean that's how i live at home no but i will show you what i brought as usual munchpak we will be doing an unboxing of this manana so that'd be fun i brought my actual camera bag so it's easier to carry around this camera but i brought this bag as well so bag within a bag why not what else did i bring brought all my necessary chargers there's my iphone and ipad charger as well as my apple watch charger and in here brought my finder pillow obviously brought my ipad this time i did not bring a notebook because i found myself never really using it on the short weekends but i will definitely bring it with me um in two weeks for that long weekend i brought my speaker again because i actually i actually missed it last time so there it is and clothes including my boxers ladies there's my other bag i brought my bathing suit because i will be going in the lake tomorrow that's gonna be fun there you go bomb bags obviously although i'm quite low look at that i only have maybe like 10 of them left but you know what that's enough for this weekend brought my solar-powered lantern that review is now on youtube as of yesterday thursday so if you guys want to check that out check out the link right below what's up mom yeah i scratched this already i dropped it right there you ain't gonna focus are you cannon there you go that's good enough whatever and i brought two movies just in case you want to watch wall-e and castaway wilson and my disco light again yeah banging this is gonna look amazing love me some lights hold on one second and i brought my cubes i brought a little football they actually brought last time but i never really used it yeah and there it goes inflatable electricity oh electric pump what's that for that is for my penis larger to be revealed there it is it's a raft a huge rant dad has no idea we'll find out tomorrow when he sees us floating in the lake oh yeah and finally last but not least besides my cubie cubes oh brought my mystical fire things again banging and this i haven't brought this camping with me in a while this is just kind of like a spotlight so that'll be pretty cool at night he was on the sofa dad would you actually believe me if i said that mom enjoys biting into raw onion yeah i like ronnie like creed in the office really you would bite into should i take that skin off no i'm like you bite into it now no no see oh god you're gonna eat it oh my god it's so good ew not the skin you're gonna smell bread that is so nasty and we'll call it we'll call it 147 i gave you for no reason thank you take this outside dad i think you have a drinking problem hold on hold on hold on i don't drink enough by the way by the way we talked uncle johnny yes it has been confirmed he touched me when i was 8. molestation is not a joke mother you're weird you're weird you're right i look i look weird and hat's facing forward i think i mean i don't know maybe it's just something you have to get used to but i definitely think it looks bad it looks it looks better backwards right look at that do you want a piece of red oh sorry popular oh you're where the camera was gone that's the rule mama right there see you guys it's been filtered all these years you are trash don't protect i am mom i have to please that was perfect challenge that little folks mom says she wants a clip of the onions frying so here you go it was so close wow oh yeah look at that depth of field baby oh beautiful this camera owns me every night what am i doing monday dave will you go to phillies with me monday night if i get tickets no thanks what am i doing monday oh no christmas what am i doing with my dad we're losing chase utley not cool he lost him david dodgers right he dodged our team j-roll he lives in california he wanted to go there okay oh baby by the way i i got poison ivy from doing yard work this week on video or now i'm just kidding okay dinner is served it's a minute steak relax i think it's longer than a minute it's good well yeah oh wow look at that exposure mom thank you so much for everything you are the best yes i'm gonna put banana peppers on it pots banana pepper rings and koochop oh that sounded like i said cooch and there we go here we go let's just do a good weekend cheers there you go oh cannon oh yeah that is good that is very good that was an epic cheesesteak mom thank you thank you you're welcome for doing nothing i just ate it okay thank you for saying thank you i'm okay with that why am i in here why am i in here i'm in here for coffee where's the car oh there it is this video is brought to you by hers no not really not really not really maybe one day maybe one day no you know what needs to happen woman needs to get on board i mean i kind of talk about them enough as it is it's probably why it's never going to happen but hey if they ever approach me voila hit me up i don't even talk to anymore i know i'd be frightening people that are like blatant racist dad my dear current events somebody online referred to obama as a chimp you know what i don't care what your comments are but i don't like to hear racist i agree it's keep it 2015. that is so racist don't tell me you're not a racist by referring to our present as a chip if you don't like them vote them out don't call them a freaking chimp that pisses me off i agree you have any issues with that you come see me seriously we're gonna have a bunch of people at your door tomorrow go trump oh my god by the way i don't really care about politics at all but i i really hope trump is president that would be amazing that would just make make history just imagine trump as president that would be so funny again i don't care about politics whatsoever i really don't care no no come here come here you called me what are we doing mission well first of all shout out to swaki what the freak is this awakey i have no idea some japanese brand uh but hold on i reviewed this lamp lantern a few days ago on youtube i promise and there's one very important thing that i forgot to talk about and and that's the fact that this is actually an onboard charger so i'm gonna have mom plug my iphone in which is right there to this usb no that's okay just charge it i'm just i'm just curious to see if this lights up here we go oh my god it's charging hey look usb his phone dad is charging yeah but i don't know probably for like five minutes i know but still i mean you know the daylight it would right oh definitely yeah no there's no silverstone is there a solar panel yeah that's what it is it's so it's solar powered yeah yeah see i cannot believe i did not realize that in my in my uh review i just didn't really think much about it because i was so excited about just this the whole foldy thingy that i is yeah i forgot i forgot the lantern's a lantern that's okay what'd you think it was a hockey puck that i don't know you know when you say hockey puck i think of the old mouse with the um is it weird with the i'm actually getting used to it i'm getting used to it the microphone sucks balls but it's not bad you know what's weird my gopro has much much better microphone performance than this camera does we should do a michael's haul and then my nipples went to canada to meet up with my balls who just came from france and then and then i had dinner with jasmine and we did lady and the they do michael's hauls you're not even listening i am cool all right good show us everything you got while i drink my coffee this is for mary you know what it's a gift comments to yourself over there um look this has nothing to do with scrapbooking but yeah man isn't this adorable it's in the sixty percent off section is it like coverwear oh okay okay fruit or cheese it's pretty nice yes can he stay out of our bed tonight let's talk to david yeah yes this is for mary i saw something to michael's and i don't know if we should show now okay yeah we're not are we doing this are michael's home you know i text mary now i know i heard her i hope her mom's okay with that this is for her too you know she can't actually pause the video mom she won't this is for her too mom people mary's gonna pause the video just look at it no she won't because she likes surprises i don't know i mean if it was me i'd probably pause it so this is for mary you what can you oh yeah you're the one who ruins every christmas by far no i don't i find them by accident you know i will never forget when i found the receipt for my xbox 360 and dad's uh shelf that's that's drawer i mean i felt so upset the xbox 360 is an excellent console actually probably one of my favorites family stickers thank you very nice you love your owls oh i forgot to bring some things for you guys what'd you get from from a viewer really oh i am such an idiot labor day weekend all right two weeks from now yeah no i'll be over your house next weekend tonight yeah shout out to patrick powers patrick powers was nice enough to get you guys two gifts of which i'll show you in next weekend's vlog i guess because i'm i'm i'm an idiot uh no but you can follow patrick on twitter if this wants to focus there you go twitter.com patrickpowers19. all right let me do that clip of gangs i wasn't even recording i was talking to no one all right anyway patrick powers dude i am so sorry i forgot uh but he was fast enough to get me one of those little mario figurines i know it's just asian there goes the bug spray um but but but it's cool now it's like on the far left of my gamer geek shelf and i'll show it in a future video but it's a little little mario figurine and it's great with my other little mario figurines so my mario collection is getting a little bigger answer be good uh but i promise next week he's a big chicken hunter be cool be cool so say hi hopefully in the next weekend vlog i will show mom and dad their gifts yeah they're happy i would tell them now but i don't think mom wants to be spoiled no i'm going to be supposed to want to wait for it can i give you a hint i'll relate it because you said it yeah i know i know and oh dads i can tell you it's a little r2d2 thing with probably mints inside or something oh it's really cool patrick i don't i don't think you realize this but he bought all this stuff for us he bought all this stuff for us in an ebay store and the ebay store is based in west effort new jersey yeah that's like 15 minutes from here oh that's scary wait is he local no i don't think so so that's crazy i might i might email them but like dude can i come to your store do you do some videos do some cross promo you should wes stafford what are the chances of that dave where's an ebay store in west stafford i think everything happens for a reason let's do that all right anyway patrick again thank you so much for your generosity your last topic i know back to my coffee and then a bike rizzle bye grizzle all right mom do you have a few more things you want to show us yes these are more family things for scrapbooking stickers three dimensional like stickers i like the three dimensional ones florida for florida layout went down i went to the blue rider shout out to brooke whoever brooke is shout out man lois brooklyn glowis who's that shout out to you brooklyn lois who is it a viewer i don't think so she's a scary dog in disney okay cool oh god lanterns because i love lanterns she's a little david she's a little kid okay good that's okay she probably loves mr pants shout out to shout outs photo overlays look you put these on top of photos you give them like filters isn't that nice nice who's batting your hands look good in this clip oh really no really they were like clear these were a dollar nice you're in the dollar bin oh my god this is so riveting you know yeah oh i had a very special 50th birthday especially at my job i'm gonna use that hold up that's who wants a shout out oh that is adorable look at brooke tell the daughter that it's not a jam man that's an autumn dad that's an autumn yeah you said jeremy i met jasmine okay very nice we have an autumn i mean well assign me just like that oh i think this is for vocal cord mom what are you doing dad okay in a nice way look i was not a thing you know i hate that word well is there any other word to describe it just stupid no mom's not stupid mom was just confused why is your bike over here dana's using it and plugging that over and moving here is over rude really why are we so loud we're charging mon's bike it just sounds funny is that it is it charging how do you know anyway shout out to chris heridia heredia i don't want to see needy lol but can i get a shout out i've been hesitant to ask love your videos david keep it up you know what because you asked nicely i will do just that i could do it yeah good job all right so chris you know me i like to come through for my viewers it's what it's all about it all comes down to community so chris this is to you the first twist of tea for oh my god that is so smooth i love twisted teeth so much like it's really good it doesn't taste like alcohol that's why it's so awesome fireball shots later anything good fireball mount all right fireball sunday saturday today's opposite day and just like that we're looking at a tree mom what are we doing david this is very nice of you to buy cat food at wawa thank you thank you i can't open it though the kitty's gotta eat too ma can you open it all right come on tab i got a name thank you i'm afraid i'm gonna rip them all ready yeah there you go that's cool you can pull the back right yeah wait that's like a feast man this is so nice of us think about it come on we gotta care for the kitties oh and i purposely chose the bigger one as as you can see good it's only like 80 cents easily worth it my coffee costs more than that hi kitties i don't know where you guys are but i'm sure you'll smell this and come out in a matter of minutes seconds oh what is that hours what is that food here guys looks like we got some competition and i meant to bring a bowl for them because they deserve a better bowl oh that thing's dying all right i got it i can't find it right now but it was like a roly-poly and i just saved his life i don't see the cast tonight mom they're probably watching us this is very blair witch i like it a lot right kitties enjoy sponsored by youtube.com slash the creative one subscribe you know mom she's gone ah there you are the what actually i don't think we've ever showed in the trash area have we because they want to see it or maybe i did this is where all the dumpsters are this is your foot yes and we were over there remember we were just there last week right yeah remember look look at the uh look they put that over that camper with the kitchen free camper yeah this is cool this is like the perfect setting for like a zombie movie or something yeah oh speaking of i didn't realize we're starting this soon but fear the walking dead is starting on sunday we watch i'm watching it i'm watching it i will we send it oh good i'll probably buy it on itunes watching the previews did you watch the previews i think i've seen one a while ago it's basically what happens before the walking dead right while rick's in a coma they say yeah i heard that from shout out to anthony manigoni yeah you've heard of him right he's he's always something like the walking dead anymore not in my twitch stream yep you see we sir we pay attention we pay attention yeah we do not every youtuber does that exactly i'm not calling people out i'm just saying it's nice it's nice that we care about details he is yes he's a very loyal supporter which makes me happy let's see if no nothing yet all right guys oh god yes oh not everybody needs to know that no that was like the hard time where it stinks nobody needs to speaking of you you stunk at the bathroom on our way out today it was nasty because i need to know that i told you don't go in there i had to go in there i had to i said like do not go in there okay and i did back off i know i keep on getting close and there you go there it is once again the backyard projector that is so cool i'm not sure what game they're playing but it looks like call of duty maybe because it's 60 frames per second or maybe battlefield but i saw i saw the menu and it looked more like call of duty i forget that it's been a while since i played call of duty but i'm definitely excited about black ops 3 they all look the same to me what are your thoughts it's very cool you don't care i think you should go have something to play it's very dark and i have and i actually have his gamer tag so i think i'm finally going to add him on sunday when i get back i have to get back and play my xbox one i've been playing my ps4 a lot lately but that'll change when black ops 3 and halo 5 comes out come out plural onward now that is a good fire and it's completely natural it's all wood burning yo that was quick thank you thank you what do you say we throw in a mystical pack or two where are they oh here we go it's it's room two tonight because i might do like four or five tomorrow night and order more for labor day weekend actually this is kind of easy put one over here and slide that in there only takes a few seconds to start seeing a little bit of blue or green you can actually see the pack melting in there there you go that's more like it check it out guys the powder oh by the way i threw one up here so it's gotten a lot better since then uh but check it out like it's actually leaking oh god it's hot it's leaking down the logs so they're turning almost completely green going up isn't that sweet like we got a little twirl action over here that's a good fire i'll give you a little twirl action mommy look tired wake up stop disturbing the peace i ain't gonna keep on going yeah i do love fire i do especially blue fire just so unnatural chris said i am a blaze of monday yeah destiny he's been busy with penelope and speaking of destiny i checked in real quick before i left today because is that hot it got really hot all of a sudden is in oh god zur is in the tower this weekend as he is every weekend um so i went to check in real quick and turn in a quest i forget the chick's name it's related it's related to crota or something i don't know um but i can finally buy exotic gear now i opted out this weekend because i didn't see anything too interesting last weekend you could get like the best gun on the game unfortunately i didn't have enough strange coins or whatever it's called yeah i'm pretty sure it's strange coins right um so i'm hoping next weekend there's something even better than the armor i saw this weekend and plus i'm camping this weekend so um i want to use next week to gather even more coins and hopefully buy something that's actually worth it smell it it smells good get it out of my face french toast a powdered sugar tomorrow for breakfast and coffee or tea coffee oh snap i just hit the microwave yes you did yes you did hunter is excited because we're sleeping together tonight yeah is this true slumber party we can talk about our nails and boy then this is true what does a girl talk about boys he likes girls hunter's gay hunter likes girls what if hunter is gay i mean i don't judge i mean he might stick his dong another man you never know coaches are virgins he better be a virgin you know what's funny is well we're not going to go there never mind what yeah don't even if you don't think you should go there anymore i won't go i was gonna tell them people call me a virgin but like please come on mom said something very inappropriate did you get it the german stuff i better better cut that out yeah you better you better you better you bet who's let's take shots no why not because i'm a medicine for my nasal stuff and it already makes me feel good nasal my name's deb my name's deb what's on the floor i may not need wood but i need amazing medicine because my name bed my bike needs to be charged you know it's the future when your bike needs to be charged you know your father is dumb he's really really dumb oh tell him tell him dave was all excited today as in dad yeah just say james j j-pop j-pop mike told him about this really good deli kind of place for breakfast sandwiches but dad went there for lunch today so he called me says i'm at this new place that mike's suggesting it's really good i said did you get a menu and he said yeah i said today delivery and he said yeah he was all excited it's jams people we've had them several times now he doesn't know this is where we order from and that's where the apple stickers yes oh cute that's right what's on whaling there is no proof that alien life exists uh alexa i disagree i can't find myself okay maybe there's no proof my account but we will have aliens one of these days that is the coolest thing i've seen in a long time dad wants echo yes i do you know i have one it might be a haul now there might be a whole different variation like christmas then i have one oh yeah for free and it's not for now i bought it myself you can switch it ah remember i emailed amazon about the kindle fire hd or whatever is there gonna be a brand new one by christmas and they said no because they probably saw my video on the kindle previously what how long has it been a few months now oh so that's probably gonna be not a new one like christmas oh no no no um google it i got i got mine for 99 because i'm prime but now it's like 149 or something like that still though which isn't bad considering it's a speaker you just say alexa play something relaxing and she plays like classical music which is pretty nice there's a party going on down there and i will be there later just to check it out like a creep will there be a brand new version of alexa around christmas 2015. amazon echo did you eat your tasty cake i found this on the web new version of alexa around christmas i don't think amazon would tell us that maybe a thinner macbook it's not really smart smart business practice it might be out here ron right there iron fire has gone down drastically but it's okay mr pants oh i am i'm getting my fireball shot on auntie you ready we gonna get crook we gonna get drunk yeah yeah yeah all right relax this lighting is nice fireball oh yay let's do it all right i'm not gonna lie i have a well right here i have a chaser lined up just because i don't know i i like fireball it's not exactly my favorite i'm more of a rum person room in my opinion is a lot smoother but fireballs is more intense and sometimes you just need to bump up the intensity in your life yeah alright you know you know so here we go this is to a very successful weekend and thank you so much for everyone's support cheers call me a wimp i don't care i'm just not good at taking fireball it's good though it really is good it just has a weird effect on me totally worth it totally worth it yeah this kind of shot makes me think of my soaky lantern review and actually speaking of that the lady from swakey just emailed me saying that she liked my review which is good she said it was good that i mixed up my review style when compared to other tech reviewers so there you go see i am living proof it pays to be unique always be yourself anyway guys i am going to take a bike ride over to driftwood one i'm really not that drunk so don't worry i'll be safe uh tomorrow i will definitely be drinking more i promise tomorrow definitely more um today was kind of like a pregame so i'll be over there you never know maybe i'll see some action you know and i'll see you guys in the morning peace be step slave tight good morning my fellow viewers that's french toast and pork roll brought to you by what's your voice horse sweetie mama no i wasn't yelling i think it's because the air is hitting me all night so it dries out my throat and my nose is all stuffy i sleep on i shut the bed yeah but it will get better over time that's right that's what happened last week and so stay tuned i promise my voice will get better plus the guy has to because we're doing the much back unboxing today breakfast is done thank you very much mom if you happen to watch this and now it is time for a bike ride i'm thinking two miles three miles because we're leaving soon for wawa ci all the bakery all that good stuff today shall be a good day because i'm doing my munchback unboxing we're doing a raft we're doing our seas and my battery's flashing so let me put my new battery in because yes i do spare batteries now i don't know if i showed you guys already um i showed my patrons here's the charger i got right there two spare batteries beautiful this is the best part of the song we got a biker gang back here they're working yeah they are getting away um last night my bike ride was five miles it's good i went around driftwood one once checked on the cats they did indeed eat the food which is good um let me take your car right and then i came back here and i did a couple laps and i got about like 5.02 miles or something like that and today i'm going for ten i can do it guys maybe depends if i have time because we're doing the refs today we're doing our seas we're doing munchpak unboxing we've got a lot going on and now we're going to see isle so let's go we are on our way to sea isle yeah i think for only the bakery though so we're not really spending a lot of time there hey deb you want some wood four dollars a stack we found some wood for your deb all that for only four dollars that's a lot of wood for four bucks it's really dry banging what it's gonna burn like yeah i saw that yesterday it's a lot cleaner too because my viewers want to hear that you know i'm human just like my viewers it might be the better deal i'll take more but i'm vlogging that's it all you can take for granted they're probably watching us should take it all i think they're watching us roast beasts you think they're watching maybe good job sorry watch your head closer up thanks for stopping dad that's what you need to do on top of it they need to get a thing though people can still have money you need to do it like that with a lock on top well see how i was canceled traffic is just too heavy and i really don't blame bad right it's just too much for a bakery yeah so the next best thing it's just too crazy usually parking the sides at home anyway i got a salted caramel latte with whipped cream hello there you know smoking ruins everything i don't know this is a first taster now but i just call it a first do this this time of taste day needs a little more sugar and i should have added the extra flavor for 50 cents because i was taking that but i was like i don't want it to be too sweet yeah sugar look they got a hoagie on their dashboard up there you probably can't see it on the camera yeah there we have sugar about the camera oh the caramel is amazing oh yeah i made the noise there allergies you gotta get it checked out i did i know i just went it's so quiet this weekend mostly because i think a lot of the kids went back to school because yeah that's just how it is i do not miss those days i love being free now that's not to say education is not important because it's extremely important so definitely go to school and go to college if you can not that it made a huge difference for me but i'm just saying i really do not miss the days of dreading the end of summer because every day is really the same to me i mean whether it's august march february july whatever i love doing my own thing and calling it work and you guys make that possible so thank you so much anyway um my iphone should be charged enough yes 97 plenty i'm going to go on a bike ride maybe get 10 miles in i don't know though because it's kind of hot it's it's 84 degrees out which isn't too hot but it's hot enough to kind of drain you by the time you get like five or six miles but we'll see mother how's the pool the pool's actually a little chilly really i mean the water was warm but it was actually for some reason over cancer over there and it felt cool it felt good it was refreshing it was hot over there near my bike ride of which i did by the way about eight miles which isn't bad good job thank you thank you and even better i came back and mom made me lunch that is service isn't that service thank you for everything you do mom you're walking baby i just ripped my hair sally loves when you put your hair i know oh yeah he texted me one night he's like you gotta get dab to food for hair more often i think i'm gonna make a float later oh i should make a float on the float do it you won't do it get off me your phone's too big are you done with that mark my words i'm not getting a success plus i'm getting the regular success it is like explode respect your mother come on you have to admit was it was that not funny it was hilarious david hilarious that you shot tomato all over the seat don't worry we're go we're going in the lake oh i'm sorry i dropped it he's dropped it from over here david's like threw it so i got mad at him hey dad do a situation what we're paying 360 dollars or something for labor day weekend then we're there and we're paying half the cost to keep this here from september 1st to november first so except for the exact same amount of money we keep it here until november let's leave it parked here leave it parked here then how much is it going to cost 11.95 jeez we're paying half of that it's a lot of money dad dad two trips just know that i truly appreciate these trips really i do that's good no i in here hey hey you got to say hi like like a man hey hey girlfriend hey there we do snacks hey oh you wanna okay let's let's do the unboxing guys we'll be back this is either tuesday or wednesday's video probably wednesday this is happening guys this is happening right now blowing up this huge raft sponsored by mom thank you very much and i'm going in that lake first like going in by myself and then we'll put the raft in because i saw some dude swimming in there before which got me thinking david you gotta stop being a baby it's just water it's just fish it's just snapper turtles get yourself in there and become one with the lake and i'm gonna do just that this is happening guys this is happening it's crazy it's just time to get over this fear you're gonna just walk in oh and i forgot to mention snakes too so there's that there's that i'm a little scared i'm not gonna lie don't even think just walk pretend jasmine's in there drowning you gotta save her he's freaked out i can tell by his body language lobster lobster david just throw yourself in there you go we saw a guy in here before just lounging in there on his belly there you go good job it's not it's nice not having salt water taste dude the fish will move out of your way that's exactly what the guy was doing before come on mom you're up next what though it's so warm my butt will be sitting in a raft it's like incredibly warm oh there's a fingernail there i mean like like a fake nail oh wow it's actually colder out here than it is in there come in now it's great isn't it wonderful this is the safety zone you know i could just chill here and we are off hey isn't this epic this is amazing look how big the ramp is and guys look all this space we definitely need to bring jasmine next time right i love it jasmine would just be chilling here not so much he would walk through it yeah he's a little big it's a little messy for him beautiful day out too yes thank you to dad for blowing us up and thank you to driftwood for letting us use your outlet over there you can't see it but it's on the side of that little building this is nice so quiet i don't think i'm comfortable enough to jump in the water over here and just stay there like maybe real quick but over there like walking in and just kind of going under that's the car so fine guys can hold it it's dad way out there okay the only problem is we have to get back somehow and i think i'll have to jump in and guide us back and we're heading towards the fountain so if we go into that one then i will get that on video stay tuned and by the way the water oh my god once again the water isn't it warm it actually doesn't look dirty here now it's like it's it's like a bathtub isn't it incredibly warm it doesn't look bad isn't it we have made it to the fountain oh god the fountain of youth we are going to get younger as soon as the water touches us here it goes don't scream don't scream don't scream yeah it's just water just water it's just water the waters the water's technically pushing us away mom so you're fine are you really panicking i don't want my hair to get wet so great look i'm sitting on the net i don't like the water fall hey fountain fountain now that was an adventure we could have easily carried it back but you know what why not put it on top of the car and cause a scene and just have everyone stare at us oh yeah i will go in the pool wash all my lake bacteria off and no it wasn't previously blocking the windshield we just moved that because it was on top of the antenna which is right there good times today very very good times and it's so green i love it hey ma what are we doing you've had a baby chili you feeling my mom of dead chips that is not ours it's awfully close to ours we don't care mom's just being cynical that's a good word look it is deflating as we speak ah it feel it feels good to be dry again after going the lake in the pool i mean i got i got my bathing suit on still coming in oh there's chase haunted pants biggest fan by the way dad's doing his drone let's see how it works out before i take off i'm going to ask you to step back over there okay we're setting the gps mode up the home mode so it actually comes home and hopefully one piece yeah good luck dad good luck takes a little while in the meantime why don't we take a look around you know you know and no i don't import in this whole time too really yeah and no i don't think i'm doing my rc's today we're just too short on time but in two weeks again we were here for five nights which gives us plenty of time to do everything mom yeah who's that this is chase hey chase that's actually kind of a cool angle i'll probably use my lg g4 when we come back here this is a nice little dark corner it doesn't look that dark but believe me it's darker than it appears on camera the g7x just just lets so much light and it's actually actually very impressive it's a good camera no it's a great camera all right we changed locations and it's working very nice very nice and eventually i will edit together a uh drone footage video on my parents channel over at youtube.com scraps and tracks that is linked right below if you're interested i'll probably get to that video in 2017 it's just like a spec on camera it's so high and it's landing by itself isn't that awesome it's in home mode nice soft landing look at that very smart good job dad good job my he's running away dinner is served and what is this mom shells with sausage scalloping you feel bad about ice cream sausage no i really feel bad holy fog no but don't they actually be hungry don't they actually close earth time to enjoy it's time to feed the kitty cats yay ew what so it's along my bike i think is there a mouse in there what was that i'm gonna let it fall that looks tasty that actually looks really good no it does not alright kitties we are here to feed you i saw one earlier when i did my seven or eight mile bike ride uh but i'm not seeing any right now which is fine you guys know what they look like nothing new hi mom let's do this yes please yeah i'll come out here first to get a good shot of you putting it down a lot of stuff back here which i think i'm gonna clean up just throw away these cans enjoy enjoy and i'm gonna clean up that came camera for them i'm gonna yeah these these cans should be in the trash and this paper you're a hell of a boy do it i know i know i try mom i try you do you do look there's another bowl back there yeah i saw that another bowl there a lot of peeps it's a good thing it is good this just happened so we saw mr softy on our way back and i was like you know what mom i'm gonna buy you ice cream so mom got a cone probably a twist or vanilla i don't know uh and i got a root beer float it's banging and honestly the first time i've had mr softy in years yes it's been quite a while so once i finish this i'm gonna get my drag going and get the fire going let's make it a good night and there you have it tonight's fire is a huge success this is good this is good this is good all equifed fire queef all right where are they i told you would fall teddy where am i going right here oh here we go what oh that's a good one i just did wait for it oh come on howard hey yo look at that green flames just like that missed the goal this one's a bad bad place on my part actually we got a little blue flame down there can barely see it though dad drink what is that your drinking fireball diet coke really okay props now guys come on let's go inside and do this where's my iphone living the life i see hunter very nice keep it up all right it's time for a shot of fireball now i was gonna give somebody a shout out i think his name was chris oh wait chris did i give you a shout out last night for fireball or is it twisted t either way i'm sorry but my iphone died the battery died at 33 this thing has some serious issues uh but thankfully the iphone 6s or whatever it's gonna be called probably a success uh we'll definitely be out by october so i can wait just a little while longer but in the meantime i'm gonna take a shot of fireball and dedicate it to you everybody watching this video right now even the haters so this is to being alive and being thankful for life and everything you have in life boom not gonna lie i'm looking forward to playing destiny tomorrow night i miss it i miss it guys i miss it all right here we go to everybody cheers to a successful and productive week follow your passion david it's all psychological ah no chaser this time no chaser because it's my first drink of the night i got this all right let's wash that down with some twisted teeth shall we here we go oh i have three left oh baby i'm drinking tonight playing chess you know i do love this lantern it's very cool and get my hand on my hand don't there you go look at that i love it actually it's a week ago today that i recorded my review of this and suweiki just happened to email me today saying that they enjoyed they were no actually they emailed me yesterday saying that they enjoyed the video and saying that it was different from my usual style or the the usual tech review style wait did i tell you guys this already i'm pretty sure i did anyway again this is a great lantern check it out right below if you're interested and even better it's a flashlight check it out and the distance on it is pretty impressive considering it's a lantern first and a flashlight second it's a little hard to do one-handed it's always weird not not knowing if someone's behind me anyway i'm enjoying my twisted tee which is right down there boom and i'll probably go through one more before bed i don't think i'm gonna drift with one tonight it's a little cool out hence my wearing pants and i kind of just want to chill inside tonight and plus we'll be here again in two weeks for five nights in a row and that's like the third time i'm telling you guys this but i'm excited because that'll definitely give us enough time to do everything that we want to do in one weekend counting our seas because yes once again we've gone through an entire weekend without doing our seas but you know what that's fine because at least we got some decent time in on the beach so it's all good it's all good in the hood yo it's all good so guys i might sign off for tonight yeah that's probably it so i will see you in the morning sleep tight mr pants good morning mother good morning hey those are some nice scrapbooking supplies we got there thank you we'd even do them this time we should have been right here and good morning to you my fellow viewers unfortunately i did not get a clip of the lake because they're doing maintenance on the beach right now they're flattening out or something uh so i didn't i didn't i didn't want the background noise or the tractor or whatever they're using to be in the video so good morning i'm here it's sunday and we're going home soon i hate going home i hate going home mom it's time the chairs it's done i did it it's done no it's not it's done where's the strap it's done ma i don't see the strap oh it is done good job how dare you doubt me no i i don't really hate it it's frustrating but i don't know i don't hate it i don't love it it's kind of whatever you only care about cream chip beef what you don't like air on you at night that's a lot notice my voice sounds better today it does then i did it yesterday morning i think it's the cold air air by the way excuse me by the way my left ear is a little clogged from fish poop it's wet well sperm shrimp poop put us in there lobster bisque you know hey dad we're leaving right yes guys i'll see you at wawa or maybe another clip here i don't know who knows i'm tired may the day go on jasmine i'm sorry but for some reason i didn't show you much in this vlog or last week's vlog yeah seriously i don't know why you're just such a baby why does she want me so yeah look at her she's all up on my ish i can want to leave her i know so he's like that hi jess ready hey baby you're so cute oh oh that just hit the camper oh that hated me twice this weekend happens to me all the time i'm gonna lower this i'm gonna scare her all right let's go probably i got hunter i got you baby there's my car in case you get scared i know i know stay calm stay comfy okay it's okay it's just morning it's the morning it's just annoying your curve your dog's a wimp hauntzer is a wimp he doesn't like that oh he's laying down but look but loki doesn't mind at all she's she's just the bravest dog ever that sounds like a disney movie although she's the best dog ever the bravest little toaster or whatever that door oh my god lava finally had it again cream chip beef over biscuit and it's only 269. why is it so cheap i don't get it but hey you know what i ain't going to argue i am hyped hotter it's the food oh yeah oh yeah it is good i like the traditional you didn't get it on biscuit i know i chickened it out last night why it's so good that's why you need more topping with biscuits because biscuits are thick yeah it's stacked because i definitely i think so because i definitely have more biscuit than beef because you're up and it's so cheap it's 269 so might as well get extra b for 75 cents this is like an ad for wawa anyway mom got tea ginger peach i got my 20 ounce coffee right there and check it out i just set up the eye tap it's a magnetic mount for your car vent very smart look at that like that is so cool you literally just press it on and it's magnetic no it's going to my clown if you don't mind um but yeah shout out to ayati eventually i will be doing an entire video on this that is cool at least not for a week because you don't even have those in a case this week's content is pretty much done as it is i'm way ahead of schedule the wedding's about to start looking at poison ivy i mean if anything it's proof that i get outside so there you go i'm a park ranger i would love to be a park ranger i would love to work on a campground so you're kind of a park ranger when we go to the campground like i love that i love just the idea of doing maintenance around the campground picking up trash saying you can't do this you can't do that go in the lake don't go in the lake nude and all that stuff oh you would let them go in here we're following a bus apparently we're going to philly hang on tight guys we gonna get robbed hey just kidding we're gonna get some cheese steaks yeah wait wait be honest do you feel safer in philly or manhattan manhattan agreed thank you sorry i mean i know it's not the safest city but i just feel a lot more confident in new york today exactly philly philly scares me mom except except for center city when i'm there once a year or dad for that job it's that it's actually fun there might have been a crash on camera these bikers are gonna get rolled i don't think i would pass around them in a bus like that's kind of dangerous they're supposed to be single file too this car by the way this music is brought to you by apple music beautiful name the soundtrack aladdin again brought to you by apple music i love it great movie although i haven't seen it in years have you no i recently saw beauty and the beast though because of you guys i mean i've seen it many times but still and i watched wall-e again recently oh wall-e is incredible i want to watch 101 dalmatians listen remember this welcome to agrabah remember this look at this i have never seen one of these intact before this is the famous dead sea tupperware we miss you robin we made it it's always a good feeling i mean i really enjoy driftwood but i just like get in the car ride over with i don't like sitting in a car for long periods of time i mean it's only an hour away it's not too bad but still look at that hunter drool isn't that nice hey smoke mr bear how are you cute low-key you're still alive which is always a good sign and it's currently 1 24 a.m now we're just still in the process of cleaning up the fun part of camping what is this you are so cute smokey you're so cute you're so cute you're so cute smokey we're getting pizza pizza i just had my strawberry shortcake ice cream so i'm doing it backwards oh yeah mom we better have an early dinner because i want to be gone like by as late as eight because this whole editing process takes at least two hours like importing editing what respect your mother don't say we better have an early dinner oh my god furry oh my god furry yes it's insane you guys know i love my mama you just got it after all i am her favorite hundred percent right so you don't love me so take out i love you and of course is your answer so of course i am on its favorite look christmas i always wanted one of these oh my god kristin i'm so jealous your mirror is beautiful oh oh oh hold on that guy is really sexy oh that guy is really sexy look at him look guys look at him she's even sexier oh baby this is like porn would you look in our mirror isn't that nice mira you one of those people mira what else did you say on the way to camping you oh tomato i bought tomatoes now you bought tomatoes you didn't buy tomatoes tomatoes you say tomato i say tomato dad's back with pizza then they're gonna go in the pool and probably take a nap hey look he just sat on the couch stupid me didn't bring my macbook pro with me so i can't even edit the vlog while i'm here hey is it furry that's just from sitting at the end on the couch for one second is it bad mom really cut away as i was doing this you know i have to oh show them my bubble from my burn last night blisters it literally is a bubble like i i can feel it it's so smooth and what did autumn just do to you ah she just clawed me alive it doesn't look like much but it's burning okay say goodbye i like herpes pizza i'm hyped thank you dad smokey my pizza back away a rare sighting there's mitzi mitzi cremates or not go upstairs i'm on a mission mac mini i don't think it supports final cut pro x it might i can never find that power button but if it does then there's a good chance i'll edit the vlog here why not oh look at ashley dog but you know what she lived a long and happy life bloop bloop bloop bloop that's kind of her noise for my classic viewers out there but yeah my parents are going in the pool and i don't feel like swimming um so i figured why not edit the vlog here if i can if i can we'll see i kind of remember not working i'm not sure oh you know what yeah i don't think he has enough ram oh dad yep there you have it i was correct it requires four gigs of ram well there goes that plan hello autumn i don't think you should be in here and same goes for you shane because of this you guys are off limits and because of the planes homie's taking a bath can't homie resume there you go i'm a oh he stopped i'm sorry homie just trying to get him video hello mr ball how are you you are so cute you're so soft oh my god you look so angry if you do that guys i am in an autonomous vehicle there is nobody driving as you can see with the steeda thanks for ruining that mom what's all dominus mean self driving how do i ruin it because the frame was perfect and it looks like nobody was driving besides your shadow and then you talked wow we just went to great wall like the great wall we finally got back our flight was delayed and what did you get ma sweet and sour chicken and crab rangoon me too it's going to be banging i love chicken and i'm going to introduce mile to wet hot american summer for like the eighth time i'm telling you this but it really is that funny i know i've never ever seen the movie i've heard i've heard that movie's very moving yes which i didn't realize until after the fact but but i'm pretty sure i've seen that on the list like on netflix like you know you may enjoy this or whatever yeah oh my battery's low guys i gotta go but i will definitely put a new battery oh wait i have spare batteries on me hold on guys oh we got teleport david and we're back with a new battery and we got coffee and tea hey exposure there you go oh my hairy legs oh no no no no no no no mom got called a sir i'm gonna call this sir yeah we're playing it while he's like thanks sir and i'm looking he's like oh i'm sorry i was looking at him i got to get he's with me i'm like do i look like a man he was probably mesmerized by my godzilla shirt i don't blame him one of the few apple products i pretty much okay i don't despise i just not a fan it's too big we got chinese food but mom is going to order pizza you told them already a uh meatball parm dad doesn't want for dad so let's go guys let's have some fun with this anybody can have you yes can i play snorter for pickup um can i get a meatball farm extra sauce extra cheese maple form yep and that's it is that all that's all you gotta give me 10 minutes number 65. okay thank you it sounds like he said extra sausage with cheese there's your sauce and cheese okay you make it fun away talks no i thought he said extra sausage with chicken meatball shout out to my fellow crackers what about an orange diet coke floridians love their huawei now because they have it chew that hello for the win camper camper there's always cameras at this wildlife you notice that you notice that that's the same that was here which means they're taking off the spot makes me made always while let's see oh while i was here there's always campers here it's a pet peeve of mine what ranch when people park to get gas here's your blinker it was on it shut it off when people get gas and then park it there and go into wawa and take their whole time that's rude during rush hour too like you know where they really it's fine like you feel like like late at night like you're coming over somewhere literally three lanes were blocked because people weren't in their cars i couldn't even get freaking gas and then they take forever it's like really i guess if we're gonna run in here real quick unfortunately you cannot expect everyone to have common sense i learned that a while ago online it's just how it is it's just how it is courtesy don't be so lazy get your guests and pull your car into a parking spot i don't see what the big deal is either just get guests first and then go in yeah it doesn't take that long to solve your car yeah and that probably happens at sheets too right right alicia charlie who else gives the sheets in my videos jody does jody go to sheets i don't know i don't know she said she's a fan uncle joe do you go to sheets sally smelly dude i know sully dude had a great time in seaside hizzle yes he did that makes me happy it's so cool that we have turned people on to our vacation spots yeah especially seaside it's so good isn't it i know it's really neat it's cool so you said for the win oh god from what i see he has beautiful beaches so it's neat that he comes here just for seaside and he also has beautiful boobies he does thank you very much mom you're welcome we're eating outside which is even better there's dad let's meet up on parm it's it's good right is it amazing good mom and julie dad and joy and i shall enjoy no but i bought i bought coffee that's smoky there's no forks in there that's just messed up that's just weird well i'm obviously not gonna make it home by eight that's okay we're finally gonna watch wet hot american summer and i will get my dad's thoughts after the cut we just watched the intro to fear the walking dead i'll watch the whole thing probably tomorrow night anyway dad do you your news three episodes later of wet hot american summer what are your thoughts well i'm watching my college days tripping on cray lubes and lsd but dig the tube socks did you i wore two socks it takes something to put it on people quite entertaining it's different right other boobies now unfortunately it's fun tv to watch to live boobies are fun yeah i agree the movies are hot movies are fun or it's fun to watch but especially boobies exactly so you'll watch the rest of it right yes will you come here to be our little thing what are you laughing at uh because i'm talking to a camera let's listen to the camera video camera it's like a camera this is weird all right guys i'm out thank you for fun weekend does that even make videos i love you oh i love you i love you too do you yes i'll walk you to your house bye dad love you love you see you wednesday because we're working thursday and my patrons will get to see that winding down patrons will get to see a new person in there i know i'm making changes in my life i sell jobs oh god what how many times september has what i might need this for a little bit more we're gonna well you said until october now all right guys i'm alex guys thank you very much for a fun weekend and a good time and we'll be back in two weeks for a very long thank you for labor day weekend meeting you again that's a privilege dad relax chill very long oh look at autumn chillin in the express box yeah erotic placement at its finest all right guys you are not going to get to see maui tonight but my patrons well because i'll start vlogging again tomorrow but you can see smokey dope my favorite kitty of all time look at him he's doing great smoke i love you so much all right guys you have a great and productive week follow your passion and i'll see you in my next video peace\n"