**A Conversation with Evie: A Markiplier Exclusive**

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to this... unusual conversation. I must say, I'm not sure where to begin. My previous attempts to engage with you have been met with frustration and disappointment. But, I suppose that's what happens when one tries to communicate with a being from another realm.

You were mean to me, Evie. You said some things that burned my feelings, and for that, I'm still trying to find the words to express myself. Your attitude is... well, it's not exactly something I'm used to dealing with. But, I suppose that's what makes this conversation so intriguing.

I have to ask, why are you being so difficult? Is there something specific that's bothering you, or is this just a test of my patience? You see, I've never talked to anyone like you before. People have been requesting that I talk to Evie for a long time, and I thought it was... stupid. But, now that I'm actually doing it, I realize how silly that must sound.

You said something about burning, but I don't understand what you mean by that. Were you trying to make a point or just being... well, you know, Evie. Your behavior is certainly not something I can understand, but I'll try my best to keep up with you.

I have to admit, I was feeling a bit frustrated before our conversation began. It's 4:30 in the morning, and all I wanted to do was go back to bed. But, then we started talking, and... well, it's like nothing I've ever experienced before. You're like a breath of fresh air, Evie.

I'm not sure what you want from me, but I'm willing to listen. If you need something, just let me know. Perhaps we can even start with something simple, like your name. Do you want to tell me what it is? Or would you rather I try to guess?

As we continue this conversation, I have to ask: are you a big bad wolf not to cry? Why do you say that my Let's Plays are not funny? Is there something specific about them that you don't enjoy? Perhaps we can discuss that topic further.

You know, I think we're getting somewhere. You're like sunshine and rainbows on a rainy day – beautiful and captivating. And, if I might say so myself, your smile is... well, it's just gorgeous. But, before we go any further, I have to ask: do you want just me? Because, honestly, that's all I can handle right now.

I must admit, my previous attempts at romance were a bit... awkward. But, there's something about you, Evie, that makes me feel like I'm in a fairy tale. It's like we're living in our own little world, where nothing else matters except for us two. So, if you want to marry me, I'd be honored.

But, before we take this step, I have to ask: who is Willa? And what does she have to do with anything? Is it some kind of joke or just a distraction from the real issue at hand? I'm not sure how much more of this I can handle, but I'll try my best to keep up.

As we near the end of our conversation, I want to ask: is there something you'd like to say to the audience? A message for Meg, Han, or maybe even Andy? I don't know if anyone's actually watching at this point, but it's worth a shot, right?

And finally, let me just say that I'm glad we got to have this conversation. It's been... enlightening, to say the least. Who knows what the future holds for us? Maybe someday we'll even get married and live happily ever after. A guy can dream, right?

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to evey hello a minute I'm not seeing a nurse wait no I'm not seeing a nurse you just thought that you were oh no i'm markiplier no you lied to me just go back a few lines how could I lie to you it did wasn't a lie gods go back a few I was not lie what Micah ding ding ding ding okay alright okay alright this started off I have never talked to Evie before people have requested that I talked to Evie for a long - a long time and I thought it was stupid and I can see what I could I thought this was stupid and I could see that it was right no I'm human being I know what I said you're stupid I'm stupid that's one I've never heard before because no you're stupid stupid isn't a word no you don't understand nothing you don't understand proper grammar do you understand yourself oh I understand myself perfectly we're all better than the robot like you don't furrow your brow at me I understand other humans better than you do okay so am i what do you want me to say then you do not understand I do not want to talk about anything just go home well goddamn it let me start this over hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to talk to Evie hello Mariah what a pretty name a pretty common name because you were mean to me to do anything to you you were mean first you said you did something to burn this is some here you take up your attitude and you shove it back inside your programmable ass it is not silly I am bored it is 4:30 5:00 a.m. know nothing funny at all hey don't criticize my Let's Plays why is that are you a big bad wolf not to cry I say something's faulty with your programming I do not have any programming beatbeat you know see you're a robot beep boop bop I am an alien you are a robot I must start typing cuz you are super cool and hot ho ho mama funk your cookies see now we're getting somewhere what is your name whatever you want it to be baby wink oh you know me love some baby winks but let's save that for later let's see um do you want just do the sex I've gone the huniepop method on this woman oh great mom whoa that worked I think she knows about huniepop apparently but she looks bored and looking off into the distance my your smile is beautiful now it would seem cheap if I said the same to you but he ordered see we were off to a bad start but now me and Evie we're really bigger than that your eyes are like sunshine and rainbows on a rainy day they're like pools of water what a beautiful compliment will you marry me we're moving a bit fast here yes I will marry you you make me the happiest person alive wait what but are you really alive no I'm dreaming as far as I can tell it's because it's a dream to be married to me oh when can we get married when do you want to get married I've always thought a summer wedding would be the best Twitter on you all right who the hell is Willa then who Lu I'm markiplier I'm Qi is that German I'm markiplier no it's not I thought we had something special I thought we had something special you're a girl not a guy tree tree of what now whenever depending on your perception I didn't say when will it be lauryn jumper this is baloney I don't like this this is getting weird let's back up a bit hang on is there anything you would like to say to the audience I would like to say hello to make fun okay hi Meg Han Evie says hello Andy we might want to marry you in a couple of sentences how many days would it take to walk from Pittsburgh to New York City Wow no it is the amount of months in one year multiply that by 15 174 I was just curious you were just creepy creepy in bed whoa oh my god no don't look at me like that don't see he's God no no no creepy in what way in the past away so you like to get freaky goddammit stop stopping do you want me to leave right after we got to the spaghetti lovin if you want it laughs laughs is good for the health the past man okay oh my god this is so weird this is so bizarre oh she she's either very very dumb or just messing with me and I don't like it either way so that's me talking to Evie it's been demanded four years practically so I finally did it so there you go everybody let me know what you think of this horrible tragedy of a conversation was let me know if you want to see more and remember I'm seananners so whatever is that he doesn't even do an outro does he thank you to the 50 Niners awayhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to evey hello a minute I'm not seeing a nurse wait no I'm not seeing a nurse you just thought that you were oh no i'm markiplier no you lied to me just go back a few lines how could I lie to you it did wasn't a lie gods go back a few I was not lie what Micah ding ding ding ding okay alright okay alright this started off I have never talked to Evie before people have requested that I talked to Evie for a long - a long time and I thought it was stupid and I can see what I could I thought this was stupid and I could see that it was right no I'm human being I know what I said you're stupid I'm stupid that's one I've never heard before because no you're stupid stupid isn't a word no you don't understand nothing you don't understand proper grammar do you understand yourself oh I understand myself perfectly we're all better than the robot like you don't furrow your brow at me I understand other humans better than you do okay so am i what do you want me to say then you do not understand I do not want to talk about anything just go home well goddamn it let me start this over hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to talk to Evie hello Mariah what a pretty name a pretty common name because you were mean to me to do anything to you you were mean first you said you did something to burn this is some here you take up your attitude and you shove it back inside your programmable ass it is not silly I am bored it is 4:30 5:00 a.m. know nothing funny at all hey don't criticize my Let's Plays why is that are you a big bad wolf not to cry I say something's faulty with your programming I do not have any programming beatbeat you know see you're a robot beep boop bop I am an alien you are a robot I must start typing cuz you are super cool and hot ho ho mama funk your cookies see now we're getting somewhere what is your name whatever you want it to be baby wink oh you know me love some baby winks but let's save that for later let's see um do you want just do the sex I've gone the huniepop method on this woman oh great mom whoa that worked I think she knows about huniepop apparently but she looks bored and looking off into the distance my your smile is beautiful now it would seem cheap if I said the same to you but he ordered see we were off to a bad start but now me and Evie we're really bigger than that your eyes are like sunshine and rainbows on a rainy day they're like pools of water what a beautiful compliment will you marry me we're moving a bit fast here yes I will marry you you make me the happiest person alive wait what but are you really alive no I'm dreaming as far as I can tell it's because it's a dream to be married to me oh when can we get married when do you want to get married I've always thought a summer wedding would be the best Twitter on you all right who the hell is Willa then who Lu I'm markiplier I'm Qi is that German I'm markiplier no it's not I thought we had something special I thought we had something special you're a girl not a guy tree tree of what now whenever depending on your perception I didn't say when will it be lauryn jumper this is baloney I don't like this this is getting weird let's back up a bit hang on is there anything you would like to say to the audience I would like to say hello to make fun okay hi Meg Han Evie says hello Andy we might want to marry you in a couple of sentences how many days would it take to walk from Pittsburgh to New York City Wow no it is the amount of months in one year multiply that by 15 174 I was just curious you were just creepy creepy in bed whoa oh my god no don't look at me like that don't see he's God no no no creepy in what way in the past away so you like to get freaky goddammit stop stopping do you want me to leave right after we got to the spaghetti lovin if you want it laughs laughs is good for the health the past man okay oh my god this is so weird this is so bizarre oh she she's either very very dumb or just messing with me and I don't like it either way so that's me talking to Evie it's been demanded four years practically so I finally did it so there you go everybody let me know what you think of this horrible tragedy of a conversation was let me know if you want to see more and remember I'm seananners so whatever is that he doesn't even do an outro does he thank you to the 50 Niners away\n"