WHY - Your Dumb Comments
**Theo Geo's Video Transcription: A Fun Journey Through Random Questions and Answers**
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**Introduction:**
Hi guys, I'm Theo Geo. Last week, I asked you why so many of you couldn't handle an unfathomable amount of creative freedom, and some of you had some interesting things to say. So, let's get started!
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**Why Sam Pepper is Considered a Better Prankster Than Hitler:**
Why do people still consider Sam Pepper a better prankster than Hitler? I don't know. Sam Pepper is a total amateur, if you ask me. I don't think anyone could ever pass Hitler in terms of the best pranks he pulled on his country—because because because because because because because... great job being original, everyone.
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**Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?:**
Wait, why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bar. Why did it go to the bar? To go to the toilet. Why did it go to the toilet? Because that's where all the hang out. Haha, classic!
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**On the Possibility of Impossibility:**
If everything is possible and nothing is impossible, then is it possible for something to be impossible? Wait, how does that even answer the question? It seems like a paradox. Maybe it's just another way of saying "I don't know."
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**Why You Should Subscribe:**
Why should you subscribe to my channel? Oh, I see what you're doing there. Why? For the glory of Satan, of course, comrade. Don't forget to subscribe so you don't miss out. Like the video because I said so. And don't forget to check out the links in the description.
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**On Religion and Gaming:**
Why should I pray to Lord Gaben if he hasn't released Half-Life 3? Well, have faith! He works in mysterious ways. Maybe one day, he'll deliver.
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**Technical Support Question:**
We got some technical support. Here's a question that no one has answered or helped me with. I have a Google Chromebook that I got for a present. I really wanted to get CS:GO, so I attempted to download Steam, but I can't run it on Chrome OS because I need Windows. What do I do? Hmm... Not really sure, but that really sounds like a virus. Probably, you're going to have to throw your computer into the garbage Y-M-C-A.
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**On Fashion and Personalities:**
Why do people wear fedoras? I don't know. Why are you such an F-stark? Because you need to wear glasses? Wait, what course? Why not?
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**On Life and Existence:**
Why do I have a life? Wait, you have a life? Who let you in? What are you doing here? Why do haircuts don't hurt if you have no hair? Probably because of the fact that you're a one-eyed triangle that smokes weedon where's no bay hat.
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**On Comments and Features:**
And finally, why don't you feature my comment? Nice try. Wait, damn it! None of you got the actual answer, which was "no reason." For next week, we're going to keep on copying that other guy's series. So, let me ask you this: If you could name anyone to be dictator of the world besides yourself, of course, who would it be and what would you want them to do for the first thing in office? Leave your dumb comments in the section below, and I'll go through my favorite ones next week.
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**Conclusion and Teaser:**
Don't forget to subscribe so you don't miss out. Like the video because I said so. And if you want to see what happened next week, here's a sample:
"Hey Theo Joe, how could I summon Dick Cheney from hell? I don't know. How to answer your question but what the hell is that profile picture?"
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That's it for this week! Thanks for watching, and stay tuned for more fun and randomness in the next video.