**The Stillness of Nature**

We're gonna make this happen? I'm ready to go drag race 2,000 horsepower of dodge muscle on a dry lake bed.

This quick little road trip has definitely reminded me that all these guys are my best friends. So, go do something fun with your friends and make time to have fun with your friends.

**Get Ready for the Ultimate Challenge**

Dude, are we really doing this? Oh, flying car! P51 Mustang! Cadillac of the sky!

It's pretty uneven, so for the first time I'm like, Are we actually gonna do this? I mean it's flat. It's theirs to lose and mine to win.

I think James still might have the advantage with that All-Wheel driver. It's 'bout to go down. No practice, just gonna go for it.

**Hooking Up is a Problem**

See, this is what I'm worried about. This is so safe. Patches like that... What can go wrong? Nothing. Tires can't hold in this. Look at these side walls, bro. These are built for this type of terrain.

We're professionals. So, Jester how is it out there? There's huge ruts out there. It's pretty hard, so I think hooking up might not be that much of a problem.

**It's Time to Go**

Hooking up not being a problem, is a problem. Alright, is everybody ready? Big Red is ready. I just wanna see the capabilities of this car off the line in the dirt.

This is anyone's ballgame here. Nolan has a heavy foot. I think Bart on this one might have more control. Yeah, he's got that dad control. Yeah. He's almost a dad.

**Get Your Walkies Ready**

This is just the right level of dumb. You know what I mean? We're getting ready. I'm gonna get in my car. Alright (laughing) Good luck. Best man wins.

Make sure your walkies aren't like somewhere where they can fly and nail you in the face.

**Get Ready to Put Your Skills to the Test**

I've actually been drag racing since I was 10 years old. I'm in the zone. I also crew on an nostalgia funny cartoon. I'm gonna do sports. Straight lines are kind of my thing.

I'm way more experienced than both of them. I'm actually getting a little nervous. I think I'm gonna win. I think I'm gonna win.

**The Moment of Truth**

Whenever you're doing something, you wanna win it. These guys aren't even gonna go 20 miles an hour. I know it's gonna be close. They're not gonna be able to give it any throttle at all.

Up, down, up, down, left, right, a, b, a, b, start. I just gotta find it. Big red is ready. Bart is ready. Okay here we go. The moment we've been waiting for.

**Action!**

Action! (rock music) I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm winning!

James, One. Bart, Two. Nolan, Three. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! Started too slow! I destroyed you.

**The Winner's Circle**

Cheering (engines revving) I'm the fastest man alive! I'm up here on the podium where I belong. I smoked all of you guys. Durango SRT. The fastest SRT on a dry lake bed.

Hey guys, thanks for watching, we hope you liked it. We worked really hard on it.

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Oh, flying (beep) car!- Cadillac of the sky!(plane engine rumbling)It's pretty uneven, so.Now, for the first time, I'm like.Are we actually gonna do this?No practice.Just gonna go for it.- Big Red is ready.- This is anyone's ballgame here.- Just the right level ofdumb, you know what I mean?- Okay, here we go.- The moment we've been waiting for.(car engines revving)Friday before SEMA.Dodge gave us some reallycool cars to drive down.Uh.Challenger Hellcat RedeyeThis is what I'll be driving, the big boy,Durango SRT.And then this is Bart's daddy mobile,it's got four doors'cause Bartis gonna be a dad.This is Bart's last weekendbefore he becomes a DILF.So we decided we're gonnamake the most of it.We're gonna go out into the desert,we're gonna do a dragrace and a length bet.- That's true.- We're departing.- The every journey begins with one step.(engines revving)I've always wanted to drivereally fast on a dry lake bed.This seemed like the perfect opportunity.By finding out which of thesethree cars is the fastestin a drag race, on a dry lake bed.Is it The Hellcat Redeye?Is it The Charger Hellcat?Or is it the Pump for Monte Mobile?The Durango SRT.All cars have their positivesand their negatives.Challenger: At first glance,that car is gonna win the drag race.It's got the most power,it's got launch control,actually, does my car have launch control?(laughs)This SUV has launch control.The demon was such a hugedeal, is 808 horsepower.The Redeye is 797.So that car obviously is gonna win.But the charger is more aerodynamic,it has a longer wheel base.707 horsepower.Or, is it the Durango SRT?I like this thing 'cause it'sbig and loud and so am I.(engines revving)(yelling)This thins has 500 horsepower, that is 300less than the Redeye, 200less than the charger, butit has All-Wheel drive,and most importantly,we're gonna camp tonight.Uh, and I hate camping.So while those guys aresleeping in tents on the ground,getting bitten byscorpions and rattlesnakes,daddy is gonna be sleepin'in my Durango apartment.- I got Nolan in the carwith me, say wassup to Nolan.- What's up Nolan?- What's Up man?- James was like, This caris faster than any car youdrove on Miracle Whips.And I'm like, bull (beep).(engine revving)- Oh Jesus.- Nothing on Miracle Whips, Nolan.(laughs)- Oh No!- It's fun, cruiser car.Ah, it just sounds so good!- That uh, Chargerpulled pretty hard on me.Decently, on the highway youguys got me, but from a digI think I'm gonna kickthe (beep) outta you.- Are you guys sure? Arewe really drag racing2000 horsepower of dodgemuscle on a dry lake bed?- Of course, we are gonna drag race2,000 horsepower worth ofDodge muscle on a dry lake bed.(engines revving)Getting some caffeine, thenext stop will be Victorville.(laughing)Pro dozer?- Yeah, man.- What's going on guys?- Awesome.- Aw, damn.- You got pranked, dude.- What?- I bet so many peoplethought you were a cafe latte- I know dude, what the hell?Cold brew.- Oh. Cold brew.- Somewhat confident,especially with these (mumbles).- I think my chances are pretty good.- This thing has a lot of power,I'll probably get there first.- They don't know how tohandle all that horsepower.(engine revving)I apologize to Bart's futurechild for embarrassingyour father so bad in the scenes to come.- This would fit a child's seat.When we bought our last carthat was what my wife was,her number one priority Ishould've brought up thatan SRT Hellcat, has enoughroom in the backseat.- Y'all (beep) ready?- The worst part aboutmaking videos in cars is thatyou can't listen to the radio.You're sitting here insilence with your thoughts,wondering if you're doing a good job.Go ahead and smash that like button!(horns blaring)and subscribe if you'renot already subscribed.- Ready to turn these (beep) loose?(engines revving)There's nothing morefrustrating, than being in2,000 horsepower's worthof dodge muscle in traffic.- Ugh, let's get out of the city!- Nolan how does the Redeye feel so far?- Pretty good. She's a big girl.You just loving all that power?- Dude I think I hit 17, a while back,it's pretty sweet.- I'm currently going two.- It's pretty comfortableat 10 miles an hour.- This (beep) sucks.- Sometimes in life you apassenger, you not a driver.(upbeat music)- Charger, walkie check.- James, we gotta get on the 15 north,even though we already passed it.- What?- Yeah, we all took the wrong turn.- You're on the 15?- Yeah, are you?- No, me and Nolan (beep).- Just put it in a map, how hard is that?Until the other guyscatch up, we found a nice,pretty straight road.So we're just gonna make the most of it.(engines revving)(groaning)- We got a little, uh,off course back there.- Now we're all back together,the sun is going down,we're gonna go try and find aplace to let off some steam.(heavy bass pop music)Cars look so good whenthe sun is going down.(engines revving)Yes, these guys' cars cando burnouts, and donuts,and fun stuff like this.But, later tonight you're gonnasee why I chose the Durango.I'm glad that I can providemy friends with this henyattasmoke sessions, is almostlike me doing a burnout.Because, I'm like Jesus.I want my friends to doburnouts so much, that Iwas willing to sacrifice myself.But tomorrow, I'm gonna win the drag race.- Release breaks, apply throttle.Alright, action?(engines revving)(yelling)- Ah, that was beautiful.(laughing)- Ah, look at the smoke, dude!- Cause I'm a cowboy!And a steel horse I rideI don't know too much of the songDead or Alive- We just have to drive out there.- Until the spirit tell us to stop.An old Native American territory.- Whoa.- And then that's where we will settle.- Okay.- Just like the pilgrims before us.- Okay.- Nolan has really crazy food aggression.- Are we even gonna havedinner when we get there?Cause I'm tired of salad.- When Nolan finds out thathe doesn't have baked bean,I'm scared what's gonna happen.- Y'all don't take careof Nolan like I do,y'all make fun of him.- I'm ready to sleep man.- Y'all tell him how weak he is.- He's a big strong boy!- Boy!? That's a man right there.(laughing)- World's tallestthermometer, Baker California,I'm on my way.(guitar music)- And Bart just missed the light.Man, we are dropping like flies.- God (beep).- It's almost as if we'renot learning any lessons!- Hi, how are ya?Good, thank you.I'd just like a big tubof baked beans if I could.- We still here, we ridin'.Got like 14 minutes till we getto the world's tallest, thermometer?- Thermometer, yeah.- Why?- You gotta fight!For your right!To drag race to a dry lake bed!- We just got to theworld largest thermometer.- I don't believe for asecond that that is theworlds biggest thermometer.- Here's another good fact.They rebuilt it in 1992 after it fell.I have a newfound appreciationfor the world's tallest thermometer.- Sometimes you have dreams, and sometimesthey don't work out.You set goals and youget there and you like,Oh! I was tripping.That's what this is.- World's biggest thermometer,pretty impressive.World's longest drive toVegas, most impressive.Let's load up.We're gonna go off theroad, into the darkness,in the desert, right aroundHalloween, not scary at all.And then we're gonna get murdered!- But don't forget toleave your comments onthe weirdest story of youhaving to use the bathroomin the middle of the woods,like Imma do tonight.- This is the intro to scary movie donut.I must kill Jessie.Kill him with the HellcatRedeye and all 797 horsepower.- I'll do it.- I'm like, legit kinda scared?- What do y'all think,would y'all do this trip?If you had to (beep)outside, how would you do it?- I have no clue what's going on.Here we go.- Mojave Desert Lava Tube.- Kill the white van!- Was that an alien?- Uh.- Get back in.(country music)- Yeah, now crank it the other way.There you go buddy.- There's too many vans!- You guys parking there?- This is our hotel.It's not the Hilton but,- Up top.- Ready to vibe out.- Buddies!- Miracle whip to the desert.Oh, I look like a wild manwhen I come to the desert.I'm the guy that the dogs belike, Oh (beep)! He comin'.- Do you like to stake it first ordo you put the poles in first?- I'm a pole guy.- Okay.- Listening to the Dodger game- Listening to the WorldSeries, bottom of the 10th.- One one, third game.It's like the beginning of a horror movie.A film crew went out into the desert.We have like rentedtents and (beep), dude.We do not belong here.- Christ.- Well that's step one, here's step two.- I dug a hole 10 inches in the ground,and it landed right in the hole!That was kinda cool, you know what I mean?That first official you know, uh.- Your first uh outdoorpoop, probably not.- Well- Is it?- Successfully.- I mean it works.- The Pontiac Aztec of tents.- Tents are a trip on a trip, dude.A lot of you guys are gonnacomment, these idiots can'teven put a tent up.Hit the subscribe button,smash that like button,Shop.Donut.Media for that sickmerch, follow me on Instagram@jamespumphreyHow'd you like your car?- I really like it.- You can tell.It suits you.- I like the Sedan-ness of it.- The best one is the,- Redeye.- Yeah, it was really good looking, man.- Hey, who's got the beer?- I just sent my sister ourcoordinates, just in caseshe doesn't hear from me tomorrow.- I feel safer.- Are those Dodger dogs?- Yeah, they're 12 dollars.- Yo, did uh, the Dodgers win?- It's still going on.- What?- Is it like the 12th inning?- Los Angeles, 2015, the Dodgerswere in the World Series.Me and my buddies, was outin the desert, cooking dogsand hanging out with muscle cars.- It's Sagittarius.- It's Leo.- And that, is the moon.- Whoa.- Yeah.- What are you gonna do tomorrow, Nolan?- We're gonna wake up,get all jazzed to go drag race2,000 horsepower of dodgemuscle on a dry lake bed.(snoring)(buzzing)- These are for the kids.Shutout Durango.We're gonna eat breakfast, and then do a2,000 horsepower dragrace on a dry lake bed.(whirring)(acoustic guitar strumming)I slept amazing.It's very spacious.- It's a beautifulmorning, and the stillnessof nature.- We're gonna make this happen?- I'm ready to go drag race2,000 horsepower of dodgemuscle on a dry lake bed.(hip hop music)- It's really easy to getcaught up in how busy you arewith you are with your job.All I do is Donut stuff.And right now, I know thatI am doing donut stuff, but,I get to work with mybest friends everyday,which is my dream.But, when you work withyour best friends everyday,sometimes you forget that you're friends.- Suck (beep)!Can't handle it!This quick little road trip,has definitely reminded methat all these guys are my best,(laughs)My best friends.So,go do something fun with your friends.Make time to have fun with your friends.(light upbeat music)- Dude, are we really doing this?- Oh, flying (beep) car!- P51 Mustang!Cadillac of the sky!(plane engine rumbling)It's pretty uneven, sonow for the first time I'm like,Are we actually gonna do this?- I'm not worriedabout the track, hand me a car.- I mean it's flat.- It's theirs to lose and mine to win.- I think James still mighthave the advantage with thatAll- Wheel driver.- It's 'bout to go down.- No practice, just gonna go for it.- See, this is what I'm worried about.- This is so safe.- Patches like that,- What can go wrong? Nothing.- Tires can't hold in this.- Look at these side walls, bro.These are built for this type of terrain.- We're professionals.- So, Jester how is it out there?- There's huge ruts out there- It's pretty hard, so Ithink hooking up might not bethat much of a problem.- Hooking up not beinga problem, is a problem.(laughing)- Alright, is everybody ready?- Big Red is ready.- I just wanna see thecapabilities of this car off theline in the dirt.- This is anyone's ballgame here.- Nolan has a heavy foot.I think Bart on this onemaybe has more control.- Yeah, he's got that dad control.- Yeah.- He's almost a dad.- This is just the right level of dumb.You know what I mean?- We're getting ready.- I'm gonna get in my car.- Alright(laughing)(grunting)Good luck.Best man wins.- Make sure your walkiesaren't like somewhere wherethey can fly and nail you in the face.(beeps)Rate reduction.Actually, I need a coupleminutes to do a couple lapsto lose a little, water weight.- I've actually been dragracing since I was 10 years old.- I'm in the zone.- I also crew on anostalgia funny cartoon.- I'm gonna do sports.Straight lines are kind of my thing.I'm way more experiencedthan both of them.- I'm actually getting a little nervous.- I think I'm gonna win.- I think I'm gonna win.- I know I said I don't care who wins butwhenever you're doingsomething you wanna win it.- These guys aren't evengonna go 20 miles an hour.- I know its gonna be close.- They're not gonna be able togive it any throttle at all.- Up, down, up, down, left,right, a, b, a, b, start.I just gotta find it.- Big red is ready.- Bart is ready.- Okay here we go.The moment we've been waiting for.(engines revving)- Action!(rock music)I'm winning!I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm winning!I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm winning!- James, One.Bart, Two.Nolan, Three.- I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!- Started too slow!- I destroyed you.(cheering)(engines revving)I'm the fastest man alive!I'm up here on the podiumwhere I belong.I smoked all of you guys.Durango SRT.The fastest SRT on a dry lake bed.(engines revving)Hey guys, thanks forwatching, we hope you liked itwe worked really hard on it.- Welcome to Vegas!- In fact, these guysare still working on itthey haven't been outside in four days.Vegas baby, we made it.Uh, let us know in thecomments what you think,and what else you wannasee on the channel.Smash that subscribe button,smash that like button,watch these two other donut videos!I love you!(laughing)