LAUGHING TIL IT HURTS _ Crashworld

**Introduction to Crashworld**

Crashworld is a game that has left many players in stitches with its intentionally hilarious gameplay and absurdity. In this article, we will delve into the world of Crashworld and explore what makes it so entertaining.

**The Game Begins**

The game starts off on a peculiar note as the player character attempts to navigate through the city while trying to deliver pizzas. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse as the player encounters various obstacles, including angry hot dog vendors. The game's graphics are not exactly impressive, with the frame rate barely reaching two frames per second.

**The First Encounter**

As the player tries to deliver their first pizza, they suddenly find themselves face-to-face with an angry hot dog vendor. The vendor seems to be out of control, and the player is forced to defend themselves in what can only be described as self-defense. In a shocking turn of events, the vendor's anger subsides, and the player manages to escape unscathed.

**Graphical Fidelity**

The game's graphical fidelity leaves much to be desired. The graphics are so poor that it's hard to believe anything is happening on screen at all. The player must adjust their settings in order to make out what's going on. This adds an extra layer of humor to the game, as the player is forced to squint and strain to see what's happening.

**The Hot Dog Vendor**

The hot dog vendor becomes a recurring character throughout the game. They seem to be always there, waiting for the player to mess up so they can pounce on them. The vendor's antics are often absurd, with them using everything from wrenches to fire trucks to try and take down the player.

**The Repairman**

As the player tries to navigate through the city, they come across a repairman who seems to be trying to fix the game's broken mechanics. However, his efforts only seem to make things worse, leading to even more chaos and destruction.

**A Change of Heart**

Despite the game's poor graphics and frustrating gameplay, the player begins to develop an emotional connection with their character. They start to feel a sense of responsibility towards their character, who seems to be constantly getting into trouble.

**The End of the Game**

After what feels like an eternity, the player finally manages to complete the game. As they do, they realize that it's not just about completing the game, but also about having fun along the way. The game's humor and absurdity had kept them entertained throughout their journey.

**Conclusion**

Crashworld is a game that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Its poor graphics and frustrating gameplay are only matched by its humor and entertainment value. If you're looking for a game that will challenge your patience and make you laugh, then Crashworld is definitely worth checking out.

**Final Thoughts**

The game's creator has managed to craft a world that is both ridiculous and entertaining. The game's humor and absurdity had kept the player engaged throughout their journey, despite the many frustrations they experienced along the way. If you're looking for a game that will challenge your sense of humor and make you laugh, then Crashworld is definitely worth playing.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Crashworld. Now Crashworld is a game where you're a pizza delivery manSorry yes right on to the hospitalIt's a game where you're a pizza delivery guy, and you're trying to make every possible delivery possible fire extingWhat does that even mean alright anyway? So there's it? You'd love a pi- okay? You know what I'm just gonna go for itI've never played in today. Hi. How's it going? I'm gonna. Call you. Oh Uncle BingOh, is that Bingipliers dad? Can I change my name? Oh god change name, okay? Ah?You're so into me. Okay, although...ahhOkay, all this crashing aside and explode. There's a tire ohThere's screaming though. Oh god. Can you stop?Just leave him aloneHe's already dead the thing that tree have sent alright. Good thing that tree of censorshipIt's right there in the way, so nobody knows. Okay. I'm gonna call myselfBlastyWhere did I go blasts team?Plodey, that's me baby. Hi player goddamnit. My name is Blasty McSplodeyJust call me blasty come on please I'm begging youCall me blast me and uncle Bing open up a pizza place get rid of hotdog vendorsBut your turf in this endless delivery runWhy is it endless?I'm gonna look at this button cuz weird and questionable, and I like weird...it does nothing. Oh god. What did it do?I'm sorry if I blew anybody up. I'm gonna change my ride oh fastest pizza car in history pepperoni poweredI don't believe that I think you're lying suspicious limo this car looks rather suspiciousIs it cuz there's people banging in it or there's dead bodies in it?Or there's dead bodies in the pizza or uncle ping actually isn't my uncle Stang pizza. Delivery. Just got seriouslyI thought you just said excuse my beauty I thought you just said that that was the fastest pizza delivery truck all right whatever hatThat no, no hat you going naked maybe...OhNot a hat for me I have for the car well of course. I should have no-.. that's a human*Laughing*Jesus friend hat don't go alo- bring a friend*again laughing*Funniest thing I've seen all day. Oh well All Right see ya well, then okay, all right, I guess...bye friendoh what the hell I feel like a flamingo todayBeer keg never leave home without your beer keg yeah, I mean that's my usual policy cuzAt any moment I could take a drink while I'm driving and dieBoth from the alcohol and from the driving and drunk ladder act going upgravestone act the land of the deadextra exhaust hatSo my car can vape I understand I see what you're doing hereAlright gas at its gas bottles on your head press space to activateI don't know if I wanna do thatI don't know if I wanna reenact that episode of mythbusters' friend hatfriend hat boink aohhis he dead? friend? how many friends can I spawner Oh God?Never ending friends it's an avalanche of chairs. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life by the wayI don't know if you guys knew, but this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life alright wellI gotta go I gotta I gotta go with the friend hatBut I just can't not go with the friend hat I have to right. excuse me My god actually this gameIsn't just about putting my friend on my car. I got to deliver some pizzaWe're open for business, and we made all these pizzas, but these hot dog vendors are killing usSo let's kill themtrash them and watch out for the copsI'm going up going God, okay?See you uncle Bing no mercy sure thing okay alright, then I'm not pressing a buttonI guess alright. Let's take it nice and easy I got my what up homes. How it doLet's take him nice and easy I got a friend on my carShoot me. I haven't done anythingsir II did nothing I did nothing I had nothing to do with thatI had nothing my money long hey darling. I am doing nothingI just want to say I got a friend on my hat and that's it. I'm not resisting. I am complying sirMa'am all right hereWe go hold on friend get these nutritious apples cuz that's what's important there wreck the hot dog guyWhy I'd I tried you know I actually tried, but my instinct was just like I shouldn't mer-What is happening to that dog? Are you shooting me?Okay, now. It's just soThat was just self-defense at that point. Oh, I amso sorry ahSorry, oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I am so sorry okayThat's a dent. I think I went for a wrench which helped apparentlyAll rightMan this game this game is fun, but it runs like a potato WowWreck you hotdog manHello sir don't mind me why is everyone so angry. I'm just trying to deliver pizza well actuallyI'm not but you know happy god. This this game has like two frames a second. What is going onBoink okay all right then yeah, I got ya yeahYeah, let me change some settings the graphical fidelity is just too extreme hello hotdog man. excuse mehSorry, okay, all right. I'm gonna actually try to play this game. Well now I mean by wellI mean I'm I'm gonna go around town and murder hot dog vendors for some reasonSorry excuse me what up homes all right. Good pardon me all right yiii where my friend go my friendOh not worth itI'm sorry. You'll be back your back is halfway across the cityThat's good. Joke alrightGod is running late potato againI hope that when I'm meeting my imminent demise I have enough wherewithal to sayShout at the top of my lungs fool. I'm gonna. I'm dead aren't IWell then scores yeah, let's see how I did woo, oh, that's why it was saving replays OhWooYou see me you should see me you practically crashed through my window to see be so funnyHey, I gotta go get my friend. I gotta go get my friend before I do any of this profileNo, not that not that okayPlay... get my friend there isDarius that's mobile while please hotdogs fondos are calling meTruce them and woot shoot for the coops poop in the boots of couch cushions and smooshI'm going I'm a smash Uncle Bing. Don't worry about me. I'll worry about meOh right, the hot guard. Oh good. Good. Good. Oh come get some iron. Got some. I didn't like it. OhRepair don't hit me don't hit me I'm a ticking time bomb ohWell, I'm probably gonna die how can I I'm gonna? I'm gonna make this conflagration the mostEpically damaging possible ah good yes there comes my no frames flapThank you. Sorry. I really I'm not sorry at all actually in fact of the matter is that?Yeah, I better get these apples fix up my carExcuse me sir a nice striped shirt. I loved you in undertale. Hey grayWell doesn't help when I get the repair thing and then immediately hit something else sorry nice mohawkI got no framesI got no frames. Oh GodWrench well pit wolf that wrench was completely negatedYeah, I'm not sorry at allWhere's my stripperIt's the fire truck guy like the fire truck got there too late. He's a friend. What ain't friend?You know I forget I was saying anything friend who's just look shut up mark GodAdam you proud of me Uncle BingI'm murderedYou're out of me uncle Bing all right. Sorry. Sorry my friend is a very apologetic corner my poor friendAh, hey, hope you're insuredmr., policeman, huhBy the way this game is difficult all right good. Ah no a wrench II you know what forget itI can't even wait I gotta get this guy never mindI did neither of things that I wanted to do please you want pizzasNo Juke yuck, I'm dead Duke. You're riding to deathJesus okay buy it please officerTaking the hot air balloon Express up to heaven anyway. That's enough for this game. That was super funI had a great time with that one alrightSo this game is super fun and unintentionally hilarious for absolutely intentionally Larry's. I highly recommend itI'll put a link in the description below. I believe it was freeI'm pretty sure but obviously it runs like a potato so if you have a potato computer. It's likeWhat?What my luck my character duh, oh there I goOkay alright see ya, so thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to play this game for yourselfIt's down in the description below. Let me know what you thinking if you want to see more games like thisLet me know in the comments as well. Thanks. Everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video\n"