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**Comeon Chappie! A Weekend of Adventure**

As we embarked on our adventure to the Gambler 500 in Portland, Oregon, I couldn't help but feel a mix of emotions. "Comeon Chappie!" echoed through my mind as we prepared for what promised to be an epic weekend.

"We are f*cked!" was my initial reaction when I saw the car we were about to race in - a Toyota Corolla that had been converted into a rally car. The founder of the Gambler had hooked us up with this sweet ride, but I couldn't shake off the feeling that it wasn't going to be easy.

"Oh we are f*cked! This is not a good idea." Those were my thoughts as I gazed at the car's rough exterior. "I'm ready and I'm not afraid." I thought to myself, trying to muster up some courage. "But I'm not really an outdoors boy," I admitted, "I'm more of an inside man."

As we began our journey, I couldn't help but feel a bit uncomfortable in the cold. "This was my idea, what am I doing?" I asked myself, realizing that maybe I had bitten off more than I could chew.

Despite my reservations, we were determined to make the most of this adventure. We took a moment to appreciate the beauty of our surroundings, and then it was time for us to get back on the road.

Before we embarked on our journey, we wanted to give a shout-out to our sponsors, AutoTempest.com. If you're in the market for a new car that won't break the bank, or if you want to upgrade from a regular ride, AutoTempest is the place to go! They search every major platform, including Craigslist, eBay Motors, Car.com, and more.

With our sponsor announcement out of the way, we were ready to hit the road. We were in Portland, Oregon, about to tackle 500 miles of off-road racing in a $500 car that had been lovingly converted by the founder of the Gambler.

As we set off, I couldn't help but feel a mix of excitement and trepidation. "This thing sucks," I said to myself, trying to make light of the situation. But then I looked at our trusty ride and felt a surge of determination.

"I think that's a family of ferrets living in it," I quipped, as we opened up the door to inspect our vehicle. And indeed, they were! "This thing's gonna eat terrain!" I exclaimed, trying to be optimistic.

Our journey was off to an interesting start, but we were determined to make the most of it. We'd learn how to drive in this car, and eventually, we'd become rally experts. Little did we know that our adventure would take us on a wild ride...

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enComeon Chappie!Yeahhh!!Oh we are f*cked!This is not a good idea.I'm ready and I'm not afraid.I'm not really an outdoors boy,I'm more of an inside man.I'm so cold.This was my idea, what am I doing?Well that certainly was a weekend for the books,and there's plenty of adventure aheadbut first, a message from our sponsors.If you want to buy your own $500 rally car,orrr just a regular car that doesn't try to kill you whenever you drive it,have I got a site for you!AutoTempest.com!AutoTempest is one place that searches all the places.Craiglist, ebay Motors, Car.com, AutoTrader, and more!So to search everywhere for your next car,click on the link in the description below!AutoTempest.comNow back to your regularly scheduled programming.We're in Portland f**kin Oregon babyand we're about to race in the Gambler 500.500 miles off-road in a$500 car.The founder of the Gambler was nice enoughto hook us up with a sweet Toyota Corolla.We don't know what to expect.This thing sucks.It's awesome, but it sucks.When I first saw the car, I was like oh this car isn't going anywhere.We can't put it through any worse....Right?Open the door,I think that a family of ferrets have beenliving in it.I got nervousI'll be optimistic in front of them but....This thing's gonna eat terrain!It's the car you learn how to drive in,but we're about to learn how to rally in it.Gonna be a long weekend!I brought a lot of layersthermals, my boots, thick wool socks----the other guys like didn't bring anything.Come to find out we're doing camping.I'm not equipped for the cold.I'm a fashion f*ckboi. I'm wearing joggers right now...Yeah Ify and James don't....They don't go outside much.What's good y'all?The car is a member of the group.Oh that's the sound of speed!It's not!It's kind of our like junky friend that we're kind ofgetting back on the right path.Bart's like really good at all "dadstuff".Like he's not a dad.He spent the night at my house last night,and when I got back, he had done all my dishes.That looks pretty good, what do you guys think?You missed a spot.A car that clean can't be stopped.The Car Boys are gonna get moving tomorrowand we're gonna join the other carson a off-road trek of fun, friendship, fashion, and frenzy.I think after a good night's rest,We might even win.It's like 6 AM.I'm trying to stay warm it's bright and early.It's chilly, and we know it'sgonna be chillier.But we got a knife.What else do we need?We ran into a little car trouble last nightwith the front suspension.Oh I see the problemI see the problem right here.We open the hood and sort of realize there wasn't any...We fixed that, got to ourhotel at around 2 AM.We did bond with the car.He's got that custom livery.Now he's part of Donut.We even gave him a name--ladies and gentlemen,Meet Chappie.I think he's gonna get us from point Ato point B.I think we're gonna have a lot of fun.A lot of fun in between.This morning I woke up and my phone was at 8%but Jesse has this battery thing andso I was charging my phone with thatand then this happenedNobody cares.It's a navigation-based rally!I know I'm being sort of a pessimist about this,but I am very excited.Hopefully Pumphrey can keep it together and not cry the whole time.It's a nice weekend with my best budsdoing car crap and getting dirty.Our car's a little wimpy.Some of these other boys got some big old tires,more power than us, buuutI think Chappie's gonna do good.I think we got this.I feel like a lot of people arelike oh it's hard but you know what,We got this.I have never met someone morepositive than Ify.We're gonna be like the mouse around elephants.His positivity is gonna drive us all crazy,or it's gonna elevate the mood.Elephants get scared when they see mouse's!Haven't you ever watched any cartoons?Uhh technically this is a situation of complicit liabilitywhich means if they're having you sign this waiver,they know they're liable so hah- hahhh.Bart is like the dad of the group.And he's very good at almosteverything.Yeah that's part of the challenge.Bart's really good to have on a tripbecause he does everything.Does all of the stuff that you don't want to doHe changes the tire.And he loves doing it.He's a dad!YEAHH! GAMBLER BABY!Everyone that we're talking tois likeyou guys ready for a shit show of a weekend?and I'm like huh what?I got tires on the roof!I got a car full of my friends!I got a new best friend named Chappieand he's a little champ!This is the best!Something loud happened.We made it and I don't see anything dripping.I hope it doesn't come back to bite us inthe ass.We're gonna we're gonna keep going.That rock definitely dented--the floor is liftedI was like *booosh* right in the middleLiterally I cannot drive in the settracks because we are so lowthat I would constantly be dragging the bottom.I guarantee you Bart's the one that's gonna get this car stuck.We start running over rocks, things are bangin.Oh look at this f**king trench, f**k!And then all a sudden it gets super muddy!Oh we are f**ked.We almost flip--literally! We get twowheels off the ground.Comeon Chappie!It was like a mud waterslide in a car.We make it through, we're super happy,we're super stoked.We love Chappie, we love each other, and then---What?They're telling us to turn around.There's nowhere to go!We gotta do that again?I don't know if you're gonna get up that.You guys almost f*cking high-sided that thing dude.Yeah!I look in the rearview, and then I see this---I'm like 'Oh shit!'You got a spot to hook to in the front of that?Yeah.I got a big ass rigging strap.Alright.So we aren't the first people to get stuck.The limo got stuck before us.That's like a total win for the weekendfor me.Bart's the one that's gonna get this car stuck.I don't know whether to feel embarrassed or honored.Welp, we're level.yeah.Let's wait for the Car Boys--the rest of the Car Boys to get to us.**Mexican horn**Carolla got towed out. Chappie's safe,which means Jester and I are walking....through this.Just want to say that there's morethan three Car Boyspossibly the most important Car Boy,you don't see very much.There he is--Jesse the JesterJesse will be with us the whole time.You'll see him more than he would like you to.Do you still think we're gonna finish?I don't think anybody's gonna finish to be honest.What's up fellas?We turned around and you guys were gone.Buckle up boys!AHHHHHHHH!!!!!Right. Take a right!Alright we're gonna stay on this about six miles.I'm hopeful that we're gonna get up,we're gonna get down in one piece.Well I think we do one in between...Bart is trying to get us to follow the rules but we don't follow rules around herewe're in the wilderness.We should have been able togo through.Wait, isn't this where we just came from?Straight straight straight!Oh to your right. Right right right right!F*ck.I can't f*cking do these two things.....Bart you're a really good driver but you're a shitty navigator.That's not true, I just got us where I wanted to take usand you guys are really bad passengers. because IBecause I didn't want to drive through someone's yard?But I knew where we were!Point 4 2 9.6 0 5.Look look! Gamblers! It's Gamblers!We're back! We're back baby! We're back!!And there you have it!That one was used.We're up here at 30,000 feet--I don't know how high up we are.But it got cold.F*cking freez--I'm so cold.I've never been this cold in my life.Pumphrey may be a little soft around theedges.All of my layers are drenchedto the boneI've had enough driving. Let's just say that.Pumphrey took the wheel.Bart was more controlled.He was like a tactician.Pumphrey seems like a wild child.There was like a bloodlust in his eyes.Chappie!!!!!!This shit is right up my alley.Tell my wife, my daughter I love them.uhhh...and it was Pumphrey's fault.Whatever, I'm out here living my dreams.Our man Ify is driving,he's a monster behind the wheel.Will this be our undoing?Yeah maybe. This is probably..I'm probably gonna ruin the car.When you get more excited, you drivebetter.I learned that from Fast and Furious.Yeah, f*ckin, never lift.Not sure if it's gonna make it. It wascoughing...Sounds clean, sounds clean.Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhboiiii.I think this is a car that will justcontinue to surprise you.We're back on the road becauseyou can't really drive through Portland off-road.It's getting dark and we're about an hour and half from camp.It's a real party baby!!!This is one of the scariest ordeals ofmy life.It's literally the darkest I've ever seen at anything in my life.The headlights on this car point straight to the sky.We had to get out and rig them so now they point straight at the roadwhich is a little bit better.We can just see the reflections on the lineand it looks like we're flying through like warp speedEvery time another car passeswe can't see anything for a couple secondsSo hopefully we make it to camp.Uhh, there's a malfunction with our brake lightsso some are going blue and some are going red.So you do you have brake lights when you touch the brakesbut the one on the right side is broken out or something.Let me just run a couple things, I'll be right back.If we don't finish this with ChappieI'm gonna be really sad.I'd rather have Bart arrested than Chappie towed.If you're interested in fixing this,we are handing out these vouchers that are good for 20% off...Other than that, try to have taillights when you're driving at night.Thank you sir!How much is our ticket?It's not a ticket.We don't have a ticket?He said be careful.Blue lives matter dude.Holy shit, we ended right behindthe guys that we started right behind!Literally that car in front of us was the carthat we were behind we got in line in the starting line!What a magical day!We made it! We made it to camp,after all that we're here.We made it to camp, lots of trials and tribulations.The cops tried to stop us--we did it.Nature tried to stop us--we did it.It was lots of fun. Whirlwind of emotions.Chappie tried to stop us a few times--we did it.I don't know if we went exactly500 miles, but we went a lot of miles off-road.And for a 97 brokenCarolla.Everyone here's great.It's just like a big family hereIt's great to be a part of it.I'm really proud of the dudes,I'm really proud of myself,but I'm really really proud of that little car.We're ready to get going.Ready to tear some--tear some tracks just back to a hotel.Cause I'm done camping.I'm excitedto come backbecause we're definitely coming back.I think we're gonna have a renewed senseof selfand the Car Boys are gonna realizelife's a partyAwwwwAwwwwwwwGot---Awwww!We gotta get this detailed before we go to Checkpoint 8!