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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Thank you to LastPassfor sponsoring this portion of the video.Hello and welcome back to "Wishtery Tech"the dumbest show on the internetwhere I buy random things on Wishand make fun of themfor the next 13 minutes.Hold on a minute.That looks ridiculous.They're triggers for an iPhone.I mean, yes.Is the answer, yes.You can buy an entire gaming PC kit.So they've very carefully blurred,what the chip is.It seems like it comeswith a cooler though.I'm really tempted by this onebut $760 is about $500more than this is worth.- But we have to try it for science.- I'll add it to the cart.We'll consider it.760 bucks though, man.Galaxy Z, flip fold case.Do not fall off.Bare metal feel.Accurate hole position.(record screeching)Wait, wait.(Austin exclaiming)It's a USB cable with a hidden SIM cardwhere you can use it to GPS track people.So weird.I mean, this is definitelycreep town, 5,000.What is this?2018 fashion mirror book air.It's like a mini little MacBookbut it's actually a mirror.So you can use it as a little mirror.Hold on a minute.You knew that $700 motherboardCPU combo I found earlier.I found one with RAM included for $470.They're trying to rip me off.They're trying to rip me off.Mini 4K HD my video capture card.This is what everyone's beenusing for Twitch, right?The i12 pro,its the iPhone 11but with four cameras.- Close enough.- 95 bucks. Done.Our grand total is $635but with my promo code, it's only $508.61.That might be the leastamount of money, we've wastedon Wish since six months ago.- You mean the last video?- Yeah, that one. Yeah.- Okay.Thank you to LastPassfor sponsoring this portion of the video.So the holiday shoppingseason rolling around,LastPass is the perfect companionto keep your online login safe and secure.Not only will it auto-fill your passwordsand help you generate brandnew super secure ones,across pretty much all of your devices,including insight, apps and webpages.But on top of that, itwill also give you a full,unlimited supply of passwordsthat you can keep nice, safe and secure.On top of that safety and the security,LastPass does have nowdark web monitoring.So if an account that youhave across the internetis breached or hackedthey will give you a heads upand they have a very helpfulsecurity dashboard available,which will give you a heads up, if say,you have a webpage that has, I don't know,the same password used a few times.You may want to change that outwith one of LastPass'super secure passwords.And if you want to sharea password securely,you can do that directly through LastPassto friends or family.So if you want to check out LastPassto actually have 40%off of LastPass premiumfor a limited time only,you can check that out by going toLastPass.com/AustinEvans40or by visiting the linkin the description.But keep in mindthat this offer is onlyavailable until December 8th.Thank you very much to LastPassfor sponsoring that portion of the video.Now back to the "Wishtery Tech" action.Welcome back to "Wishtery Tech."It has been roughly two monthssince I last ordered productsand I've forgotten literallyeverything that I ordered.So, let's see what this is.Oh. Oh, I know what this stupid thing is.We ordered this back before the daysof the iPhone 12 being announcedand this is the i12 Pro.Now, apparently it has eight gigs of RAMand 512 gigs of storage,which sounds like a great deal.More than you get on theactual iPhone 12 Pro.Okay, definitely someApple grade packaging.So if you subscribed to oursecond channel, "This Is,"you'll know that we did an entire videoon a fake iPhone we got from Wish.That one was pretty solid.This is not, okay.All right.I'm so disappointed.So disappointed, immediately.- Is that a Pixel?- It looks like a Pixel.You trying to tell me that's an iPhone?- They didn't even try!- They didn't even try!Look at the chin!Do you see the size of the chin?- The forehead is kinda there.- But you know what?It's got an HD camera.How can you argue with a deal like thatfor whatever the hell we paid for this.- $95, plus $12 in shipping.- Welcome.- Oh, there's that,there's that Chinese text.- Okay, so this is just Androidwith a couple of iOS icons.Can you see this?(Matt exclaiming)Do you see?Look at, look at this.Do you see the frame rateas I move my hand here?Ready and...(phone chiming)- Wow.- That was so underwhelming.Wow. The photo nicely capturesbut it took so long, my happyface went to a very, like,disgusted, confused face.This is not an iPhone 12.If you buy this thinkingyou're gonna get an iPhone 12,you were sadly mistakenand Wish deserves to take your money.I don't think I've been this disappointedsince the last time Ibought something on Wish.So let's move on to the next item.I'm sure it'll be much better.(Ken nervously laughing)- I don't know about that one chief.- All right, next up we have, a USB cable.Oh, this is the sketchy bull (beep).Okay. So on the surfacethis looks like any standard USB cable.You look on the back,just gives you a bunch ofstuff about data transmit.You could easily pick this up at a storeand never think twice.You can hand it to someonethat you want to spy onbecause this is our GPS cable.So I guess the idea is that you give thisto someone who you want to spy to.Like, "Oh here, I got you a cable."They plug it in.And then you're being all creepy.I wonder if this actually works though.I wonder how this works.So the cable looks likea normal lightening port.I mean, I guess the only I can say isthat the USB-A is a littlebit thick but come on.If I handed you that cable,would you look twice at that?- Probably not.- That looks fine.That's what it is right there.- I don't like that.(Ken nervously laughing)- So it's a MediaTek processor.So we have inserted a GSM SIM card.So it actually specifically calls out.It will work with a fewdifferent frequencies.If this actually works,this is some scary (beep).Okay, plugs in like a normal cable.Now, if I plug it intothe iPhone, will it work?It does. Okay.- Oh, it charges. Okay.- Which makes sense, right?If you're trying to spy on someone,you wouldn't give thema fake cable, right?It's got to be able to charge.- It needs topower itself on, right?- Yeah.Okay, I can't really understand this.Texting is not actuallydoing anything though.So I've texted it a bunchof different things.All the different codes it tells menone of them give me anything back. Huh?I mean, I don't know what to say here.I mean, I can believethat there's a scenarioin which this works butwe've got a SIM card in itwhich supports the right frequency.We're in an area where I can seewe have great service on the network.I feel like we could probably figure out,how to make this work.And I kind of don't want to.Don't track your friend's, kids.'Cause that's illegal.I think. Probably.If it's not, it should be.Let's throw the cable in the garbage.- For sure.- A hundred percent.Woo! All right.What do we have next?The Helmet PUBG Gadgets.So the idea is, I believe youhave triggers on the back,which then essentially justtouch the top of the screen.Okay.Now I see why they callit The PUBG Helmet.It's well, the PUBG helmet.I don't know if you can-- Wait, you didn't get thatwhen you saw it on the box?- Yeah but I thought theywere just like, making a joke.It actually, legit, lookslike the PUBG helmet.All right.Theoretically, I have this now set up.So, let's see if it actually works.Oh, here we go.All right.Look at that!Dude! This is actually really good.Well that's okay.- Oh, use it to your advantage!He doesn't have what you have.- Ah, I'm trying.I'm not gonna lose to the bot.- He's running away. Get him!- There we go.Look, I am absolute trash.This feels like I'm using,like, a normal controller.I'll be completely real with you.If you play a lot of, sort offirst person shooter games.Specifically stuff like PUBGwhich will allow you tomove the interface aroundbecause ultimately with these controlsyou do need to have it up on the top leftbecause you can't and itwon't extend any farther.But if you're playing a game like PUBGthat allows you to reorder things,this is actually really good.And ultimately the controlsare usually the main issue for mewith playing games like this on my phone.I hate just going full touch controls.I mean, of course, for thebest sort of experience,you can get yourself a controllerbut I've never actually really likedthe controllers for phones.Mostly because usually you haveto put your phone in a clip.It's a little bit sort of big and bulky.This is small enough that youdon't even really notice itbut you get that nice, tactile feedback.- It's cheap too.- How much was this?- This was $5.35, with $2 shipping.- Seven bucks? 1000% worth it.Finally! Something in thisvideo that doesn't suck.Thanks Wish.You know what?I am now feeling muchbetter about my life.Usually when we do "WishteryTech,"it's just pain and miseryfrom all the money we waste.But this time, I havea little mini MacBookto make me feel better.The MirrorBook Air.So, this is almost entirelysome goofy, funny joke.It is based on the MacBook Airbut in case you're not an astute viewer,the pun is it's a mirror instead.Ha ha, hilarious.Did I buy this because I thoughtthis is a really cheap MacBook?Maybe.but oh, okay.That is an actual Apple logo.Oh, okay.- Let's be real here.You bought it for the thumbnail.- I may or may not havebought this for the thumbnail.I bought a...Look, it's so cool though.So, the Apple logo is upsidedown when you open it.Unlike a real MacBook.How? How did you let it get to this point?(sad piano music begins)You started out withreal honest tech reviews.People respected, you untilhe put two power suppliesin that one computer in "Scrapyard Wars."And now you're talking to a mirror,reviewing garbage from Wishand you're just hoping, hoping -- At least we will didn't put youin a costume from Wish.- Because I bought these items.If you guys picked it,I would definitely be dressedup as Big Bird right now.Oh wow.What do we have here?This is fun.It never ends.We have so much randomness.Oh, the capture card.I definitely looked at this for a minute.I was like, I have no ideawhat the hell I bought.All right.So there are many different capture cards,that you can purchase.Many of them sold from Elgato.That you can use to run your cameraor your game console,whatever, into your PC.So you can record a stream.Now the problem withthese, is that they're,well, first of all,some of them were actuallyreally hard to find this year.And more specifically than that,they're all a little biton the expensive sidewhich is where the Video Capture with Loopdevice comes in.So this has an HDMI inputas well as a micro USB for power.And on the other side, itwill loop that video outas well as it has a USB-Aport, for some reason.How do you connect this to your PC?It comes with the micro USB cablewhich I believe is for powerbut to actually get it to your computer,you need a USB-A. A male USB-A.- USB-A to USB-A.- Wait but itdidn't come in the box?- It didn't come,no, that's literally it.It was supposed to come with this.Fast forward to when weacquired a USB-A to USB-A cable.And why don't we seehow our "WishteryTech"game cap. will work.So I'm going to plug itinto the Surface Laptop Go.Not a device that I think should beparticularly well suitedto streaming but it works.Oh, okay.I'm getting some color bars.So something's happening.Let's plug this into the X-Box and monitorand see what happens.And we will plug...Oh, well that immediately works.- So this is over USB-2.- USB-2.It's probably 1080p,30, would be my guess.Hey, there we go.I'll free up space later.So yeah, I mean, this just seems to work.- So wait, wait,wait, wait, wait, wait.- That looks like 30.- That looks like 30 butthere's basically no latencywhich is something thatI've always expectedout of USB-2 capture cards.- Though, to be fair,you can just spend justa little bit more moneyand get a similar version to thisexcept that it willsupport 4K pass-throughand that you can get onAmazon for like 10 bucks more.But I mean, it is what it says it is.It does what it says it does.Especially if you're justgetting into streamingthis is a good way of going.I'll say thumbs up.Mostly.- Except, you don'thave to get it from Wish.- Well, as always, you neverhave to get anything from Wish.We just do it becauseit makes stupid videos.(Austin humming)Is that the motherboard youjust tossed on the table.I saw you like hesitate for asecond and then you lobbed it.All right.You obviously have tried tobuild PC components from Wish.It's never really ended well.Let's see what we got here.We have a SATO cable, a IO shieldand A55 motherboardwith a, no CPU.Is this everything that came in the box?There's nothing else here.'Cause there's literallyjust a motherboard here.- Yep.- This is supposed to bea CPU motherboard and RAM combination.- And a cooler.- How much was this again?- This was $471!(Austin screaming)(Austin breathing heavily)- Are you trying to tell me,I spent almost $500 on Wish.comfor a motherboard thatis worth at most, $27?No CPU, no cooler,no RAM.I'm just gonna snap it in half.I'm just gonna snap it in half,it'll make me feel better.- Don't snap a $471 motherboard!That thing's worth $471.- Oh, that's actually really strong.- See, it's that$500 build quality!Feel like the tip off should have beenwhen it said it was an AMDfour core dual core CPU.Actually it never oncesays a good brand included.It never said any of these things.There's just a picturethat shows RAM and a CPUand they just call it motherboard package.- All right, I guess that's it then.Thank you very much for watchingthis episode of "WishteryTech."I hope you're subscribedbecause if you subscribe,I can promise you that youwill never ever have to seeanother episode of"WishteryTech" again, probably,as long as you have that bell rungand my heart in your hand.What does that mean?It means that I'm just trying to keepthat little voice insidemyself from screaming.I'm screaming right now.Thank you, Ken.I feel better about my life nowthat I don't have tolook at my $470 mistake.